I'm so happy that this man finally got a sponsorship for his crazy videos I love your videos Brandon I think you are quite funny and you bring me lots of Joy when my day has been utter trash.
As someone with audio processing issues, I REALLY appreciate the captions being implemented into the video. Automatic captions are iffy and aren’t always correct. It may take more time to edit, but a little more time on editing goes a long way to keep a video/channel disability (disabled? Words are hard, they both sound correct) friendly.
@@miythac wow, that must be tough :( though I don’t understand the pain of basically not being able to hear Jack-shit, I know the relief of seeing that a video has human edited captions. It’s so much easier to understand since they’re not machine translated, and they have emotion.
I always appreciate captions. I'm hard of hearing, I can survive without captions, but I have a tough time with strong accents. Some British creators speak absolute gibberish to me without captions lol. Sometimes even with captions, because their slang is different
This video should concern me more about Brandon’s sanity but what I’m the most worried about is the fact that he still has all those Breaking Dawn copies and we still have no idea why… help
Brandon, you never ever fail to make me laugh😂 I had a bad day at work as well as getting dumped, I’ve been crying all day but as soon as I opened UA-cam I started watching your videos and it made everything so much better. Thank you for being amazing❤️
One thing I remember from my childhood is being told that the pressure washer is not a toy because if you spray your skin with it it will rip off your skin to the bone. As an adult with a pressure washer I am now left with the question, was our pressure washer made for God himself or did they just not want me to play with it and spray people?
as an "adult" you should have self realization that they lied to you because if you spray yourself with water or air fast enough it can get into your blood stream or skin and fuck you up
@@ray_maybe9oo157 None of my pressure washers have enough pressure to rip the skin off the bone cartoon style and I'm pretty sure none can. But I was also a dumb kid and believed my mom when she said women don't fart
We love you Brandon the fact that you will always destroy your room and make all of us laugh it makes this channel so much better than I thought it would be we love you
I love how he makes himself crack up and how you can ragdoll at a moment's notice! and how do you get your apartment so clean after the disasters you make??? I'm also very new to your channel so I have A LOT of questions. Like do your neighbors ever complain??
@@MC-vk5by i appreciate the polite response! I did feel odd about asking. It’s just so close and it might be another year I don’t see my fam for the holidays. I didn’t consider PMs being an option. Heck I’d feel odd sending him a pm too. He also did say to ask on the comments so I used the option given. Again, thank you for being so polite!
He hires a cleaning lady to clean his apartment. She'll post videos of her cleaning the place to FB. I don't remember what her name is on there, though.
I could watch the "on-toilet-trying-the-hack" scene for hours at a time. Hilarious!! Also; BEST ad video ever! :) Your hilarious approach is your strong selling point. You and Aiden the editor were on point in this video for real!
Dear Future Brandon, I’m sorry you lost your (insert applicable body part here) due to your commitment to do your own stunts. Your viewers appreciate you.
I remember finding this channel and I couldn’t stop watching all this funny life hacks videos! You are one of my fav you tubers and I always have a laugh. Thank you!!
My husband and I were recently in a car wreck leaving him in a wheelchair and me as his primary care giver and unable to work so if you are serious about giving money to someone in need it would be greatly appreciated. Love your videos.
My mum and me both love watching your videos and they always crack us up, thanks for the hilarious videos Brandon and especially thanks for the laugh during quarantine!
Brandon: **Blasts himself in the face with pressure washer** Me: oh I know how that feels. Sorta. I got smacked in the chin with a chunk of a cinderblock last night I feel the pain 😂
Psst I just wanted to say I saw your “How we feel in love story” crying right now but I am happy for y’all and you both deserve the world. Also thanks for everything and the laughs 😂
Oh my gosh Brandon,let me tell you my special needs 4 year old loves your channel so much,he has watched ever one of your videos(even the ones at your mom's house lol) he laughs so much. Thank you for being your silly self always ❤️
Sign up for Current by clicking my link below!
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Ofc
Yo it’s every birds favorite drink, le crow
Sup
I love you so much
Your my fav
Brandon: Turns on camera
His room: *nervous sweating*
Brandon after making his room a disaster: Oh no, my room, it's broken
the only things that broken is his paper towel storage after all that mess
@MonkeyMaddness only bc he has a cleaning person that's cleans his room SO well
@@Yearlybreeze if I was that cleaning person I'd be crying knowing I have to work with him that day...
His room: We're doomed.
The mustache just migrating around Brandon’s face 😂 and the mustache ON TOP of another mustache 😂 love it
I scoffed my ‘stache off…
@@CMLink yeah that made me laugh!!!
WHEN THE TOILET EXPLODED THAT SENDED ME😭
It reminded me of Prince John's mole from Robinhood Men in Tights😂😂😂
So true and so funny 😆
The lamp next to his door has went through so much abuse and neglect 😂
so true, i don't know how the lamp still works
#justiceForLamp
I think Brandon changed his bookshelves so that when he inevitably knocks something down, he doesn’t break or damage anything of value
twilight authors are hurt rn 😭
Its now officially a breaking dawn shrine!!!
He would only be breaking dawn
@@abigalinjail I can still hear the crowd booing at that joke two days later 🤣
Best joke ever
*Casually has dozens of twilight breaking dawn books on his shelves*
And rips off pages to use for breaking locks
i was just thinking the same thing
Lol, I don’t know but I’d love one of the books signed by Brandon!!! Competition maybe??? 🤣
Are you saying you don't just casually have an entire book store on your one to many shelves?
THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE😂
I'm so happy that this man finally got a sponsorship for his crazy videos I love your videos Brandon I think you are quite funny and you bring me lots of Joy when my day has been utter trash.
Aww I saw this just now but I wanna say I hope you have a amazing rest of ur day or night just know u r loved always
As someone with audio processing issues, I REALLY appreciate the captions being implemented into the video. Automatic captions are iffy and aren’t always correct. It may take more time to edit, but a little more time on editing goes a long way to keep a video/channel disability (disabled? Words are hard, they both sound correct) friendly.
He puts 100% Effort into each and every video!
Same! I'm so grateful for these past few captioned videos. It's so helpful
Yeah I'm deaf in one ear and have a hearing loss I'd the other.
@@miythac wow, that must be tough
:( though I don’t understand the pain of basically not being able to hear Jack-shit, I know the relief of seeing that a video has human edited captions. It’s so much easier to understand since they’re not machine translated, and they have emotion.
I always appreciate captions. I'm hard of hearing, I can survive without captions, but I have a tough time with strong accents. Some British creators speak absolute gibberish to me without captions lol. Sometimes even with captions, because their slang is different
We need more Brandon and Cam. I cry laughing when you guys team up
yessss
Mmmmmm onions?
YESSSS
Y E S
YESSSS
Every time I watch these videos I find it harder and harder to believe that this is a straight man with children...
When he said “it’s not what it looks like”
It’s definitely what it looks like.
"Five feet deep, five feet wide."
Was that a Holes reference?
yes someone understands
Omg I loved that book
I’m reading that book in Ela this semester and I love it
We read that book in 6th grade
I got that immediately
Brandon's doctor: Do I really want to know how you got 100 concussions in 1 day?
Brandon - no you don't or how I am hung over on Lacroix
Brandon: Here, watch this video.
Brandon: here.. smell this…
@@Cute_chaos_sys ooooh smelling salts yes plesse
I struggle with depression and literally when I’m having a bad day I turn on these videos they always give me a good laugh and make my day
I’m so happy to see Brandon get sponsors and see he still keeps his craziness in the spiel. Absolutely perfect 😂
I love how Brandon just randomly has all the stuff needed with no context
1:11 why didn't he bring one of his like 7,000 copies of breaking dawn
This video should concern me more about Brandon’s sanity but what I’m the most worried about is the fact that he still has all those Breaking Dawn copies and we still have no idea why… help
Breaking Bad? Or Breaking Dawn?
@@venomg5799 thanks haha, can you tell which I like more? 😂
I was about to ask have i missed something with all those copies 🤣
I think it might be because he ruined one in a cooking video. Who knows though, it's Brandon. We can never guess what is going on in his mind.
I counted 106 copies omg
The ad: “ and when I was younger, my mother died”
The video: * Brandon blowing up toilets *
Lowkey I miss Aiden editing and Brandon old videos but still love him ❤and very much proud of Brandon with his journey 🎉
Cool to see Brandon finally getting a sponsor!
@@airischan8220 reported.
It's so amazing watching you grow like this. I've been following you for 3 years and the growth you've made is amazing! So proud of you b
Does anyone else remember the Try not to laugh video with Cam?
"DoN't ToUcH mY DoNuTs!" greatest line ever.
So, we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact Brandon has like seventy two copies of Breaking Dawn?
I just counted 106- omg
There’s more then200🥱
There is so many more
It’s so when he knocks them over nothing important will be broken
So we’re just not going to acknowledge the fact people counted?
No one :
Brandon: breaks everything in his room
It’s tradition 💅 ALSO OFF TOPIC BUT IBUKI ICON
also brandon : breaks everything
next video : clean as ever
@@may_flowers_ ANOTHER IBUKI!!!!
@@madimarie3734 ikr
he also broke the dawn
🥁🥁
I love Brandon's content. He can easily make a bad day better by just being himself. His videos can make you laugh instantly.
He’s the only person that can make an ad enjoyable
Clearly you've never heard of Neytirix lol
That's true
I don't know man, GrayStillPlays' sponserships are great
Nah bro we got martincitopants
Calebcity
Brandon: "Excuse me, ma'am do you need your car worked on?"
Me: *eyes my Honda with minor damage due to an accident.*
Honestly, the way he delivers the sponsors makes me not want to skip them. I'm mesmerized by his tactics
I'm so happy with the fact that he made a Holes reference at one point. My life feels more complete now
Yessd
Brandon is the only youtuber who can make an ad read entertaining. I'm happy he got this sponsorship.
Brandon, you never ever fail to make me laugh😂 I had a bad day at work as well as getting dumped, I’ve been crying all day but as soon as I opened UA-cam I started watching your videos and it made everything so much better. Thank you for being amazing❤️
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRANDON!!!! MY LIL FAMILY IS WATCHING YOU TOGETHER ❤
One thing I remember from my childhood is being told that the pressure washer is not a toy because if you spray your skin with it it will rip off your skin to the bone. As an adult with a pressure washer I am now left with the question, was our pressure washer made for God himself or did they just not want me to play with it and spray people?
as an "adult" you should have self realization that they lied to you because if you spray yourself with water or air fast enough it can get into your blood stream or skin and fuck you up
Some pressure washers have modes, he had it probably on the lowest mode so he wouldnt get hurt, but yes they can damage your skin
@@amatesamaru this comment isnt it
@@ray_maybe9oo157 None of my pressure washers have enough pressure to rip the skin off the bone cartoon style and I'm pretty sure none can. But I was also a dumb kid and believed my mom when she said women don't fart
No they are powerful I took the skinny off my toe because of me accidentally spaying myself point blank
It is 3 am and I am WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4:21
Real
Who got him a hover board? They had to know how much more broken everything was going to get.
If he’s this bad with a Hoverboard don’t let him have rollerblades lol
He shouldn’t be allowed to drive if THATS the case ahahaha
@@AadynNmommy yes
Actually PLEASE let him get roller blades😂
Don’t give him ideas
OH GOD YOUR RIGHT
this dude got me through some hard times and never ceases to make me laugh love your vids keep up the good work :)
Wowwwww an overlord in a "5-minute crafts but better" I'm suprised
7:44
Did he just use a Holes reference? If so then that’s fantastic
You know who would make the most chaotic duo. Matthew Gray Gubler and Brandon. Also love the video. 💜🖤💛
This man is why everything has instructions
"Five feet deep, five feet wide, you know the rules, keep digging!"
It makes me really happy that he's read Holes 😂
0:16
Video part: brandon driving into his left bookshelf
Subtitles: [Music]
Ah yes, music to my ears.
Brandon might have given himself a concussion. I'm sitting here remembering when I gave myself whiplash a few days ago
One of the smoothest sponsor transactions I've seen. GG
I KNOW I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS DOING THAT TILL LIKE HE WAS ALMOST DONE
“Did your toilet just do farts and as- uh uh uh farts and- arts and crafts?” Gets me every time. 🤣🤣🤣
no one will EVER have this much dedicated, and for that mr farris, we bow to the 👑
"Heineken, it's German right?" *Dutch people crying*
And a lot dutch people don’t ever really like Heineken that much 😂😭
@@Smokey157 wait really? All the people I know (including myself) really like heineken lmao
We love you Brandon the fact that you will always destroy your room and make all of us laugh it makes this channel so much better than I thought it would be we love you
The way he just bady-slammed into the door at the end
✨Its perfection✨
I love how he makes himself crack up and how you can ragdoll at a moment's notice! and how do you get your apartment so clean after the disasters you make??? I'm also very new to your channel so I have A LOT of questions. Like do your neighbors ever complain??
Hey I'm not hating at all but maybe instead of asking that in a public comment section figure out a way to contact him privately
@@MC-vk5by i appreciate the polite response! I did feel odd about asking. It’s just so close and it might be another year I don’t see my fam for the holidays. I didn’t consider PMs being an option. Heck I’d feel odd sending him a pm too. He also did say to ask on the comments so I used the option given. Again, thank you for being so polite!
He hires a cleaning lady to clean his apartment. She'll post videos of her cleaning the place to FB. I don't remember what her name is on there, though.
@@hunta3694 I wonder how desensitized she is to walking into that room and seeing utter chaos lol!
His cleaner is on Facebook and tiktok as @dirtiest_dooder :) she posts behind the scenes before his videos go up if you want a sneak peek!
“5 feet deep 5 feet wide”
I did NOT expect to hear a holes reference today
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈
Mans be sound in like a cult leader
@@AvesCanunt true
@@AvesCanunt That doesn't change the fact that he's right , and 'he' can construct a sentence properly .
@@Sepulchre_Gate mans be soundin like a cult follower
@@airischan8220 mans be soundin like a scammer/hacker
1:48
Brandon: 😏😏
Me: 🧐 📸
5:12 POV: you walk into someone and smash heads in primary school:
That’s the other kid then they would scream their lungs out 😂
He should have said “did your toilet just do farts and craps” 😂😂
I could watch the "on-toilet-trying-the-hack" scene for hours at a time. Hilarious!! Also; BEST ad video ever! :) Your hilarious approach is your strong selling point. You and Aiden the editor were on point in this video for real!
I wonder if Brandon has just... bruises everywhere. 😂 Thanks for sacrificing your body for hilarious content.
“Oh I got septic in my eye!” Just kills me every time
HELP- these videos always cheer me up
This is the most funniest one I’ve ever seen and I watched at 1:00 I could not stop wheezing that just made my day even though it’s night 🤣😂
5:08 the "ah flavorful"
got me so hard🤣🤣
It takes alot to stay funny for as long as you have. Keep being you Mr. Brandon!
Dear Future Brandon,
I’m sorry you lost your (insert applicable body part here) due to your commitment to do your own stunts. Your viewers appreciate you.
And also, I'm sure they can reattach it.
Brandon: Ow my mustache is in my eye
Me: who in the hell did it get there😂
Real quick, I’ve gotta ask, how many legs do a squid have?
8
1 lol
69
3 legs and 5 tentacles
10
" Wow, sweet poopin' glitter particles"-Brandon 2021
I love how he just calls everything they/them
4:27 that one came so unexpected XD
Lol
I remember finding this channel and I couldn’t stop watching all this funny life hacks videos! You are one of my fav you tubers and I always have a laugh. Thank you!!
Brandon never fails to make me laugh
4:20 to 4:29 especially got me lmao
Brandon talking about Heineken: That's German right?
Me, a Dutch person: Dude... 🤚🏻😐
You are just a funny speaking german, accept that, ok? :D Greetings to you from over the border. :)
@@Sylvan1510 orrr you are just a funny speaking dutchman😂
@@juliankok9511 *laughs in invading neighbors*
What I thought
@@Sylvan1510 Im dutch and someone once called me a swamp german and its the best thing I ever heard
The reason brandon makes me happy is because of how much he reminds me of old YuB but Brandon is 10x more funny
Really did yub dirty😂 nah jk
I agree tbh
If your walls could talk they'd have more stories than dr.seuss lol
no one is talking about how he literally sprayed himself with a pressure washer
Hes done worse 😶
I never know what I will open these videos to, it's a surprise every time
4:38 that sounds like something my grandpa would say
The amounts of times this man has sacrifices his house and car for these UA-cam videos is unbelievable
At 1:23 he turned into Donald Duck
Imagine having to clean up every mess this guy Brandon makes, and having to clean your carpet for the trillionth time.
Wait a minute how did I not get notified of this video 😳 I wouldn't of seen it if I hadn't rewatched a older one and went onto the playlist 🤨
Because the video is unlisted
@@RUBIKSCOOBS sorry not negative to your comment, just down vote to it being unlisted and everything boooo
Can you rephrase
Same 😮
Same
My husband and I were recently in a car wreck leaving him in a wheelchair and me as his primary care giver and unable to work so if you are serious about giving money to someone in need it would be greatly appreciated. Love your videos.
"Five feet deep and five feet wide " bro I didn't know you read holes 😂
You know ... no matter what ever mood I'm in he always cheers me up !!
My mum and me both love watching your videos and they always crack us up, thanks for the hilarious videos Brandon and especially thanks for the laugh during quarantine!
0:00 This is the cleanest his room will ever be
Brandon: **Blasts himself in the face with pressure washer**
Me: oh I know how that feels. Sorta. I got smacked in the chin with a chunk of a cinderblock last night I feel the pain 😂
We all love you Brandon, we need more people like you❤️
At 1:57 is me when the lockdown at school Starts
Brandon:
Bless the god-
Also Brandon:
*Smacks head in garlic*
mOtHeR..
JeSuS
I’m 7 years old and it is my birthday today
I I’m 7 years old now it is my birthday my name is Sophia
I’m not 7 im 8 today
🪣🧽⚔️🧨🪤🔑🪦
I love him because of how random he is
somehow makes me actually watch the ad cuz it’s amusing 😂
Psst I just wanted to say I saw your “How we feel in love story” crying right now but I am happy for y’all and you both deserve the world. Also thanks for everything and the laughs 😂
The way he nearly days dirty things but makes it funny do it's still "kid friendly"
Yes I love him for that Honestly it makes it funnier
He looks like the one dude from dodgeball, “how dare you make me bleed my own blood
i swear this man is saving my life, his videos are the best things ever😩✋🏻
Oh my gosh Brandon,let me tell you my special needs 4 year old loves your channel so much,he has watched ever one of your videos(even the ones at your mom's house lol) he laughs so much. Thank you for being your silly self always ❤️
8:41 when he says "ab" its soooo funny haha
8:45 i keep replaying this and laughing 😭
4:20-4:30 Had me crying. Literary omg especially when it went all over Kelly 😂😭
I would say Kelly is now traumatized, but she’s seen worse 😭
When Brandon took off his moustache and he had another mustache, I literally laughed so hard😂😂 8:09