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  • Опубліковано 22 лют 2017
  • This Tech Product will change the world!
    Interview with Casey Neistat -- goo.gl/p1jiUf
    H3 Podcast is available at:
    ITUNES -- goo.gl/desgTE
    GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC -- goo.gl/EnllKV
    Twitter...................... / h3h3productions
    Hila's Twitter............ / hilakleinh3
    Spreadshirt.............. h3h3productions.spreadshirt.com
    Instagram................ / h3h3productions
    Hila's Instragram..... / kleinhila
    Website.................... h3h3productions.com
    Subreddit................. / h3h3productions
    Theme Song by MajorLeagueWobs:
    / strangeholder
    Awesome Remix from the End by:
    / h3h3
    Source video:
    • ARING Pro
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  • @h3h3productions
    @h3h3productions  7 років тому +8899

    Thumbs up if you want ARING PRO to restart their gofundme campaign D:
    Interview with Casey Neistat ►goo.gl/p1jiUf

  • @AdamHH11
    @AdamHH11 7 років тому +1773

    "Buy Coke"
    *brings you to the dark web*

    • @iloldthough6611
      @iloldthough6611 7 років тому +17

      silkroad lol

    • @toforei
      @toforei 7 років тому

      MusicianAdam your'e now dep webz

    • @s3ntin3l70
      @s3ntin3l70 7 років тому +3

      MusicianAdam I'm in da deep web

    • @hammertusk1948
      @hammertusk1948 7 років тому

      lol

    • @iloldthough6611
      @iloldthough6611 7 років тому

      +idle Men tell that to MJ ive been buying from it lol, just gotta know where to look

  • @TheHaiku2
    @TheHaiku2 7 років тому +9659

    Alexa is so advanced that she's reading Ethan's mind.

    • @woogusaurus1445
      @woogusaurus1445 7 років тому +57

      xD yea

    • @gourdy
      @gourdy 7 років тому +14

      Have a reply

    • @robinmaibals1193
      @robinmaibals1193 7 років тому +189

      Ethan: Alexa, I don't want that!
      Alexa: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

    • @zonmisty1231
      @zonmisty1231 7 років тому +21

      2028 ITS THE FUKING FUTURE

    • @antilife3460
      @antilife3460 6 років тому

      TheHaiku2 you sir win the internet

  • @simonecastoldi4963
    @simonecastoldi4963 6 років тому +4340

    Every time I don’t know what to watch I rewatch old h3h3 episodes

  • @yehabon
    @yehabon 5 років тому +1065

    Yep, the male and female voice dubs were Taiwanese people speaking English. Their English is very good but you can hear an accent.

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh 5 років тому +94

      Ohhh, that makes sense. They speak great English it just looks/sounds off.

    • @Jack-lo2iu
      @Jack-lo2iu 5 років тому +58

      I don't understand, why the fuck would you do that? Is it somehow better that way?

    • @doctorbonglord5334
      @doctorbonglord5334 5 років тому +20

      Probably cheaper....

    • @ChibiZone
      @ChibiZone 5 років тому +91

      @@Jack-lo2iu they had to market to westerners so they find the closest white guy. Problem is they speak German only. They then get someone to dub oven them because it's cheaper than teaching them English.

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 5 років тому +5

      Abon Bon they sound French to me, atleast the guy

  • @chrisellis9
    @chrisellis9 7 років тому +2177

    "Furious 7" ... *Wiz Khalifa music video comes on*

    • @balriel7229
      @balriel7229 7 років тому +138

      Chris "It's been a long day..."

    • @mxar2074
      @mxar2074 7 років тому +61

      Chris it's kinda sad that they couldn't even get that right...

    • @phearz0r
      @phearz0r 7 років тому

      that song is from the movie Furious 7

    • @chrisellis9
      @chrisellis9 7 років тому +2

      VideosVideosVideos it's just.. the aring was wrong lol it's sad

    • @aliounedarosa
      @aliounedarosa 7 років тому +39

      maybe those robots didn't know what furious 7 os.

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 7 років тому +6528

    The most human thing in that ad was the dog.

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w 7 років тому +9

      Disappointed Turtle there was a dog?

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 7 років тому +48

      Eileen the Crow at 8:07

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w 7 років тому +67

      Disappointed Turtle Thanks. I didn't notice that somehow lol..
      The only creature with emotion was the one that wasn't acting lol

    • @Zeully75
      @Zeully75 7 років тому +18

      Eileen the Crow, I mean that's kind of how emotions work...

    • @TeamAntiSocial
      @TeamAntiSocial 7 років тому

      Eileen the Crow Someone's hoonter eyes aren't as good as they used to be.

  • @kissane420
    @kissane420 6 років тому +487

    Ring is so stupid that it pulled up the music video for "See You Again" and not the actual movie "Furious 7"

  • @memeyartist5591
    @memeyartist5591 6 років тому +323

    The guy sounds like one of those third graders that reads straight from the book and always over pronounces words and sounds like a robot XD

    • @huhanina1203
      @huhanina1203 4 роки тому

      He's a kiwi I think, lived in Taiwan for too long, probably lost his ability to speak English like a normal person

    • @froggy9822
      @froggy9822 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha ye and they don't know what a full stop is

    • @donsly375
      @donsly375 3 роки тому

      @@froggy9822 yeee

  • @Cymraegson
    @Cymraegson 7 років тому +2097

    hei bebi, lemi shoyyu

  • @MrAMP1520
    @MrAMP1520 7 років тому +2189

    Asks for coke, gets raided by the cops

    • @BakedCinemaSage
      @BakedCinemaSage 7 років тому +11

      Küala Music if couldt have said it beter ;) reeeeee Fuck al the normies

    • @Durovnax
      @Durovnax 7 років тому +8

      Then why the fuck they lock you up for years??? (USA)

    • @kirakiralovely2014
      @kirakiralovely2014 7 років тому +98

      Shoulda gone with a pepsi.

    • @someguynamedmike4766
      @someguynamedmike4766 6 років тому

      Küala Music Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier!

  • @andrewbrink2213
    @andrewbrink2213 4 роки тому +121

    "It's not a watch because watches don't have SIM cards" is a statement that did not age well at all.

    • @drethemanrules
      @drethemanrules 4 роки тому +6

      And he says it's not a smart watch either !! Amazing. So is it a intelligent watch Willie !?!?

  • @SpectreSideQuests
    @SpectreSideQuests 6 років тому +56

    “Do you want me to order stop?”
    *Has to think about it
    “No!”

  • @halffox102
    @halffox102 7 років тому +3084

    wtf is the accent, its like a German accent with a hint of Australian and a pinch of soulless robot

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 7 років тому +110

      Louis Gunning No, it's Taiwan because Teipei 101 is in Taiwan.

    • @peterchen7914
      @peterchen7914 7 років тому +17

      White Rabbit Since when did white people live in Taiwan (im guessing theyre european because they look and sound different)

    • @lyndafhml6258
      @lyndafhml6258 7 років тому +4

      They're in Taiwan..Taipei 101 is in Taiwan

    • @jordannewport9323
      @jordannewport9323 7 років тому +50

      They look like they are from east Europe

    • @Solon
      @Solon 7 років тому +46

      halffox102 doesn't sound german at all.

  • @LaurenceLai
    @LaurenceLai 7 років тому +3719

    ETHAN'S VOICE KEEPS ON *TRIGGERING* MY ALEXA AND I ALMOST BOUGHT BABY WIPES

  • @keyburri3095
    @keyburri3095 5 років тому +308

    Hello my name is Amy, I am the ARING sent by Cyberlife.

    • @beeee99
      @beeee99 5 років тому +2

      D: BH !!!

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 5 років тому +2

      Key Burri dammit Conner

    • @qwpboo
      @qwpboo 4 роки тому +1

      FUCKINGPASSWORD

    • @samgreen5517
      @samgreen5517 4 роки тому +2

      Who is RA9? Asking for a friend..

  • @emekaezera237
    @emekaezera237 6 років тому +18

    I love how she asks it something and then taps on her phone enough times to pull it up on her phone

  • @ProgressiveVoice
    @ProgressiveVoice 7 років тому +453

    H3H3 the type of dude to wear sandals to a wedding

    • @bloodmoneycod
      @bloodmoneycod 7 років тому +6

      The Progressive Voice the type of dude to think it's weird to wear sandals to a wedding.

    • @OfTheCoast1234567
      @OfTheCoast1234567 7 років тому +4

      The Progressive Voice with knee socks

    • @KLATUU.
      @KLATUU. 7 років тому +19

      h3h3 the type of nigga to wear sandals to his own wedding*

    • @God-ol4mf
      @God-ol4mf 7 років тому +14

      pls don't bring those corny type of nigga jokes from djakademiks here.

    • @monkeycaboose6872
      @monkeycaboose6872 7 років тому +2

      I wore flipflops to my mom's

  • @LemonBunch
    @LemonBunch 7 років тому +323

    Ugh, you kept activating my Alexa in my room...

  • @MatthewMS.
    @MatthewMS. 5 місяців тому +5

    Many years passed and the h3h3 videos are just as good as back then. Currently obsessed with h3 pod in the future 2024

    • @Harrison1875
      @Harrison1875 4 місяці тому

      Luckily Ethan got rid of Hasan. The future is bright!

  • @dr.bright6976
    @dr.bright6976 5 років тому +60

    girl:buy coke
    *accidentaly buys 50 pounds of cocaine*

  • @emmillyy.
    @emmillyy. 7 років тому +1495

    Watch out Hila... Alexa has been known to steal your mans

    • @Meeper-vo7li
      @Meeper-vo7li 7 років тому +34

      Yeah... she's a fiesty one. Worth every penny tho ;)

    • @Mysteriio007
      @Mysteriio007 7 років тому +12

      Emmillyy you idiot, Ethan is her brother

    • @akkak6110
      @akkak6110 7 років тому +18

      Caped Baldy what the fuck are you talking about? She's quite obviously his caretaker.

    • @shaswatshah4818
      @shaswatshah4818 7 років тому +9

      what are you on? she's clearly his mum

    • @zzzeshan
      @zzzeshan 7 років тому +6

      What are you saying? She's obviously his sister.

  • @Bengal
    @Bengal 7 років тому +916

    You can't fool me Ethan, I think that intro was just fancy video camera editing

    • @greysonvaughan3731
      @greysonvaughan3731 7 років тому +7

      Bengal damn dude didn't know you were an H3 fan. I love your videos keep it up love the rebuilds

    • @Bengal
      @Bengal 7 років тому +8

      my favorite channel on the youtubes

    • @Teddyx10
      @Teddyx10 7 років тому +7

      Bengal ye iknow right... Ethan would never play Overwatch

    • @jeremyaxel
      @jeremyaxel 7 років тому +11

      Stop promoting your channel.

    • @MrCalist3r
      @MrCalist3r 7 років тому

      Lazy Latino word.

  • @reinborn8667
    @reinborn8667 5 років тому +100

    *b u y s u i c i d e*
    cool so fast

  • @kalesmart1
    @kalesmart1 6 років тому +59

    that new oblivion update really polished the graphics but the voice acting really lets it down

  • @TalkingTheOrville
    @TalkingTheOrville 7 років тому +361

    Dammit, Ethan. My Alexa just ordered all your shit! You owe me, man.

    • @j.c.7641
      @j.c.7641 7 років тому +15

      You're going to have an Egotastic Fun Time! Pls kill me

    • @TalkingTheOrville
      @TalkingTheOrville 7 років тому +15

      No. I will never kill you.

    • @Nigjutsu
      @Nigjutsu 7 років тому +3

      Egotastic Fun Time! but Alexa will

    • @Rugenus
      @Rugenus 7 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @leadhobokiller
      @leadhobokiller 7 років тому +1

      Rugenus

  • @casualcrisis6349
    @casualcrisis6349 6 років тому +2339

    *did you want me to order stop*

  • @kapper8385
    @kapper8385 5 років тому +26

    The phone kind of sounds like the broke ellen from that polish guru guy
    Pringus

  • @kodiegulasky8803
    @kodiegulasky8803 6 років тому +1

    I always have so much fun when I watch your videos. Whenever I need a laugh you guys are what I come to first. Don’t stop doing what you guys are doing.

  • @LanceClark
    @LanceClark 7 років тому +1229

    I swear I hear the same music in every tech product commercial. It drives me nuts. It's up there with the upbeat ukulele commercial music.

    • @Olaxan4
      @Olaxan4 6 років тому +31

      Lance Clark Tell me about it. That ukulele drives me nuts.

    • @mc_ketamine7438
      @mc_ketamine7438 6 років тому +3

      Their accents too!!! I hear it everywhere in these shitty commercials, and it's driving me insane

  • @mchutchisonj01
    @mchutchisonj01 7 років тому +599

    I WONT LIE THIS IS DEFINITELY ME WHEN IM WATCHING AMAZING TECH PRODUCTS

    • @zee30000
      @zee30000 7 років тому +8

      DopeMcHutch I'm Ethan Bradberry!

    • @PrototypeFTW
      @PrototypeFTW 7 років тому +2

      DopeMcHutch Papa Bless

    • @my2ndone253
      @my2ndone253 7 років тому +3

      did you watch it 17 times?

    • @chrissotrill
      @chrissotrill 5 місяців тому

      Soflo style . Love it

  • @codyargentino489
    @codyargentino489 5 років тому +77

    Now Ethan really needs those baby wipes

  • @TheSuperverse
    @TheSuperverse 2 роки тому +3

    its because of this video MY Alexa accidentally ordered baby wipes from the audio...

    • @svenskatag5989
      @svenskatag5989 2 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOBODY FUCKING ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Cacaborea
      @Cacaborea 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 7 років тому +1490

    I wish I could change Alexa's commands to h3h3 memes
    'Ethan, buy me the biggest beanie you can find'
    'SLLLAAAAMMIIINNNN'
    'Papa bless'

  • @daffy1797
    @daffy1797 7 років тому +562

    "WOW, YOU SO SMART"

    • @TheAtmosfear7
      @TheAtmosfear7 7 років тому +98

      U SMOT U LOYOL

    • @CROBlackDEvil
      @CROBlackDEvil 7 років тому +45

      some people cant handle success...ICAN!!!!!!

    • @noone12545
      @noone12545 7 років тому +17

      dimeydaffy ITS NOT ME ITS THE AYEARRING

  • @donvito2491
    @donvito2491 4 роки тому

    1:52 his praising is so gentle

  • @Left-Earth
    @Left-Earth 2 роки тому +5

    If a UA-cam video qualified for an Oscar nomination, the intro to this video should be seriously considered. 👏✨🏆

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi 7 років тому +1413

    "Alexa buy me a nice drink"
    *Search results for: Bleach, walmart only 4.99*

    • @Herocleo
      @Herocleo 7 років тому +54

      Alexis knows what's best for you

    • @posty5633
      @posty5633 7 років тому +8

      GoonaTV alexa

    • @TheHoggsterPro
      @TheHoggsterPro 7 років тому +2

      Good spelling

    • @wardrich
      @wardrich 7 років тому +2

      Fuck Dimitri Payet nah man. Alexis is the shitty Walmart Alexa knockoff from the future.

    • @kualajdm
      @kualajdm 7 років тому +7

      Isn't drinking bleach a dead meme by now? All those cringey "Clorox Bleach" channels ran by 12 year old kids should've ran it to the ground faster than Hillary Clinton dabbing on Ellen.

  • @aaaaa4330
    @aaaaa4330 7 років тому +789

    "It's a ring that sits on your finger" NO FUCKING WAY

    • @pinopalotta
      @pinopalotta 7 років тому +18

      Yes but with a perfect camera angle that makes it look like i'm the man and pounding that finger gud, with my asshole. TRUE ALPHA MALE STYLE

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 7 років тому +29

      What the fuck are these comments

    • @anewlifeanewbeginning6857
      @anewlifeanewbeginning6857 7 років тому +4

      *80% of males online*
      "OMG, Its A f###ing GRILL! just be cool and nice so you can get dem deets.."
      *"I WANT YOU TO FINGER ME LIKE MY MOM WHEN I WAS A CHILD"*
      "fucking nailed it😎"

    • @AndreChiii
      @AndreChiii 7 років тому +1

      Han Solo Cringe.

    • @Brainwave99
      @Brainwave99 7 років тому +2

      Princess Dingus toe rings

  • @DimIsHigh
    @DimIsHigh 2 роки тому +4

    I feel like I should post this under every video to maximize the possibility of someone reading this: I'm on a binge of old H3 videos and I discovered that the captions add a whole new layer, please turn them on

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco 4 роки тому +4

    Love how when the guy is looking for the map, he doesn't hit the microphone and looks so confused lol.

  • @Jacob0128
    @Jacob0128 7 років тому +599

    The Alexa cuts were pretty creative. Quality goofs, if you ask me.

    • @alexolivo4713
      @alexolivo4713 5 років тому +4

      Jacob0128 premium content

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 8 місяців тому

      Alexa is freaky af, i didn't know AI could have a dirty mind

  • @TraXXXtar
    @TraXXXtar 7 років тому +1119

    I just got the C ring, because I C-ringed at that advertisement

  • @calebpulis7334
    @calebpulis7334 4 роки тому +10

    "Play furious 7"
    *Plays See You Again music video*

  • @clodcollecting51
    @clodcollecting51 3 роки тому +4

    Hahaha, before Ethan mentioned Tommy Wiseau, I thought the dialogue mismatch was like the Flower Shop scene from The Room.

  • @HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk
    @HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk 7 років тому +255

    If it just vibrated, it would sell like crazy.

  • @stefanp7603
    @stefanp7603 7 років тому +1587

    Back to the classic h3h3

    • @DoctorComedy365
      @DoctorComedy365 7 років тому +6

      Calvin P ikr what a shame

    • @inkajoo
      @inkajoo 7 років тому +14

      that would be when they used to make awesome .exe's

    • @_Me________
      @_Me________ 7 років тому +8

      Calvin P we need a h3hd remaster

    • @girlspooptoo8567
      @girlspooptoo8567 7 років тому +10

      Calvin P
      everything h3h3 does will eventually become a classic

    • @Madmindman
      @Madmindman 7 років тому +5

      I like it. Ethan brings a lot of valid points about what he talks about. A true master of calling bullshit on things.

  • @johnjohnson7888
    @johnjohnson7888 6 років тому +6

    That fbi agent listening through your Elexa is probably having a good day.

  • @qcote8219
    @qcote8219 4 роки тому +7

    The "let me show you" guy is definately reading the script from his phone. Probably for the first time

  • @SamHaugen
    @SamHaugen 7 років тому +614

    Holy shit when Ethan yelled at his echo it triggered mine and it tried ordering baby wipes hahaha. I had to say NO NO NO NO!

  • @SirTobiser
    @SirTobiser 7 років тому +381

    Aring is nameless. If Aring wants to become a faceless person then Aring must become no one. Aring is not no one yet, but Aring is smart.

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser 7 років тому

      If you get this reference you're a G.

    • @Derpedsniper
      @Derpedsniper 7 років тому +5

      S1r Tob153r This is beautiful.

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser 7 років тому +1

      Solitary Atlas Thanks, I try😄

    • @vleesevlons
      @vleesevlons 7 років тому

      Where's that from?

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser 7 років тому

      vleesevlons Game of thrones. It's a play on the faceless god's conversations with Arya Stark on her quest to become 'no one'. He constantly refers to her using pronouns saying "A girl" whenever he talks to her or about her, never calls her by her actual name because he wants her to shed her identity and truly become a faceless god.

  • @yuliafter
    @yuliafter 5 років тому +3

    8:35
    I laughed too hard my sides starting to hurt 😂. Man I remember watching this vid when it just came out, miss the old h3.

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 6 років тому +1

    Love the little “Ethan bradberry” before the song starts playing.

  • @bene.4019
    @bene.4019 7 років тому +1216

    Great vid. Really felt the old-school H3H3 in this one.

    • @changeoftone4958
      @changeoftone4958 7 років тому +5

      Ben E. ikr?! It's great. Love the old intro coming in

    • @9000MiiSquad
      @9000MiiSquad 7 років тому +3

      Ben E. Congrats! Your comment was stolen by a bot.

    • @Jak2bossbf3
      @Jak2bossbf3 7 років тому +12

      I agree it felt like the old H3H3 I actually laughed out loud at the Alexa stuff

    • @D3TOSS
      @D3TOSS 7 років тому +4

      nostalgia, mmmm

    • @Eric1HBK2
      @Eric1HBK2 7 років тому +9

      i seriously checked date of this video after a minute, cause i thought i opened some 2year old link

  • @Slappypaige123
    @Slappypaige123 6 років тому +850

    That ad was like an episode of Black Mirror

  • @curbyouraccountsiasm2369
    @curbyouraccountsiasm2369 6 років тому +17

    One of the most underrated h3 vids of all time.

  • @l-jahlu-l
    @l-jahlu-l 5 років тому +7

    My Alexa went crazy on this video lmao

  • @potatomanny1347
    @potatomanny1347 7 років тому +629

    the girl played when i see you again, the music video, not the actual movie lol

  • @dubsinthetubs
    @dubsinthetubs 7 років тому +223

    Anyone else wondering why there's just a fucking lightbulb smack dab in the middle of the damn table?

  • @dantesinferno3997
    @dantesinferno3997 6 років тому

    Ok, i have discovered this wonderful channel less than a week ago, we are in 2018 already, ive missing so much wtf dawg! love this video, and particularly the 7:17 moment, dat face when Ethan realizes Alexa is out of his control, and he seems so tired of it xD...
    Anyway, gr8 work with the cringe section, with the revisiting the meme, and even with the social criticism. GREAT moves keep it UP!
    Regards from Spain.

  • @timwilliams4708
    @timwilliams4708 5 років тому +2

    Discovering all of your videos now.. so funny.

  • @bruhmeister6992
    @bruhmeister6992 6 років тому +1609

    *ALEXA, STOP!*

  • @itsGarrick
    @itsGarrick 7 років тому +231

    So when she says 'blue' it knows to change the lights but when she says 'buy coke' it knows to write it in notes. A+

    • @lui1783
      @lui1783 6 років тому +3

      Telepathy

  • @smileyj59
    @smileyj59 6 років тому +1

    The fact that you're playing Overwatch in the intro made me love y'all infinitely more than I already did XD

  • @msjniesnts
    @msjniesnts 5 років тому +2

    Damn it lol my alexa nearly ordered the ring doorbell just now. She's always listening. Lol

  • @MaxThreat1020
    @MaxThreat1020 7 років тому +490

    LMAO. My alexa replied "I couldn't find songs by baby wipes..."

    • @MaxThreat1020
      @MaxThreat1020 7 років тому +36

      My alexa was bugging out this whole video --.--

    • @lukas4344
      @lukas4344 6 років тому +1

      How is you feelin bro

    • @zevoks6577
      @zevoks6577 6 років тому

      feeling like the four i feel fantastic

    • @Realderekwells
      @Realderekwells 6 років тому

      Which one would you be tho

  • @evelina
    @evelina 7 років тому +659

    My favorite channel.

  • @kylewit924
    @kylewit924 5 років тому

    OMG how have I not seen this one before? I thought I saw all his videos; I even started watching his podcasts. Just found this. Its a classic...

  • @veeveri
    @veeveri 5 років тому +12

    Girl tells ARING to set the light bulb color to BLUE. *Turns purple
    **claps**

  • @elvans2
    @elvans2 7 років тому +1395

    This is like watching pornstars trying to act

    • @professionalfire3902
      @professionalfire3902 7 років тому +29

      elvans2 Aye thosr fake orgasms look pretty good

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial 7 років тому +2

      Instant boner death

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 7 років тому +10

      Pornstars are wayyy better actors though...

    • @Rubycon99
      @Rubycon99 7 років тому +44

      "Anybody order a big sausage pizza?"
      "I did, but I don't have any money..."
      "Then why the fuck did you order a pizza?"

    • @planetrob555
      @planetrob555 7 років тому +2

      loneill339 - THAT MEANS YOU'RE A ROBOT!!!!!

  • @15SecNut
    @15SecNut 7 років тому +1050

    Me: Alexa, can you order baby wipes?
    Alexa: "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

    • @discodisco9548
      @discodisco9548 7 років тому +7

      15SecNut dead meme

    • @bsow21
      @bsow21 7 років тому +3

      whoa dude

    • @15SecNut
      @15SecNut 7 років тому +25

      Sorry guys, I had Alexa type up that resp-GIANT BLACK DILDOS ON THE HORIZON

    • @Alex-1611
      @Alex-1611 7 років тому +1

      extreme escalation

    • @Dingleberries
      @Dingleberries 7 років тому +1

      you are a legend. please make videos or something

  • @808thampire
    @808thampire 6 років тому +3

    LMAO I lost it when Ethan said "I feel like I'm in a fever dream".

  • @averya7443
    @averya7443 5 років тому +7

    I'm four hours deep into an h3 binge and I just realized I forgot to turn off my adblock D:

  • @justsayapple1381
    @justsayapple1381 6 років тому +2714

    Well it’s not a ring because rings don’t have SIM cards

  • @TalkingTheOrville
    @TalkingTheOrville 7 років тому +263

    I like how long it takes for the boy robot to respond to anything the girl robot does. Comedy is timing...

  • @blazingbird1234
    @blazingbird1234 4 роки тому +3

    0:36 Waaaaahhhhhhh
    Ethan plays OverWatch

    • @booze1996
      @booze1996 4 роки тому

      We all make mistakes

  • @okmer2396
    @okmer2396 5 років тому +6

    The death to all humans killed me 😂

  • @tajrahal4904
    @tajrahal4904 7 років тому +147

    I broke into a nervous sweat when Alexa started ordering me BDSM items.
    I didn't want my roommate finding out.

  • @SkeletalReality
    @SkeletalReality 7 років тому +630

    You are more likely to lose your aring than your phone... so why not use your phone to find your aring?

    • @MichaelPerez-vv2wf
      @MichaelPerez-vv2wf 7 років тому +13

      exactly

    • @muffintop8787
      @muffintop8787 7 років тому +3

      But what if you keep it on your finger at all times?

    • @SkeletalReality
      @SkeletalReality 7 років тому +13

      +MuffinTop Then my circulation would cut off.

    • @idrissb9742
      @idrissb9742 7 років тому +18

      HE FUCKED ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH good name

    • @EMlNEM2020
      @EMlNEM2020 7 років тому +2

      you've never wore a ring before have you

  • @SirChiefsAlot
    @SirChiefsAlot 3 роки тому +3

    "Why does the phone sound deaf" 🤣sending me

  • @keanemcnamee
    @keanemcnamee 5 років тому +5

    You summoned my Alexa and made me buy some baby wipes.

  • @IceSanctuary
    @IceSanctuary 7 років тому +310

    I've seen dialogue like this before. It's written by asian tv show writers who are writing english dialogue using their limited vocabulary. It's then read by foreigners(in this case it looks like models) who are doing their best to speak clearly and enunciate so their speech can be understood by the asian market the writers are targeting. It's all horribly awkward but not technically wrong speech/sentences.

    • @worldsfutureleader5952
      @worldsfutureleader5952 7 років тому +2

      yeah that's my guess too

    • @MasterOfInfinity
      @MasterOfInfinity 7 років тому +5

      IceSanctuary Yup, as a non-native English speaker, it's very hard to get the pronunciation right. And I'm a French dude. Imagine a Chinese person who uses a different script altogether. And Madarin is way harder to begin with. You can't really reach native fluency if you started after 12, even if you really try. You'd have to live in the country for years.

    • @ramosramose
      @ramosramose 7 років тому

      +Patrick Woody well Heavy Rain still better than this weird robotic dialogue.

    • @bhargavchiru4203
      @bhargavchiru4203 7 років тому +6

      Actually no, that's wrong. The dialogue in the commercial isn't coming from the actors, you can see it especially near the end where the dialogue doesn't sync with their lips. There was likely a voiceover done after the video was filmed in order to get better sound quality. Also the voices strongly sound like asians who don't have a good grasp of natural sounding english.

    • @MedievalKninja
      @MedievalKninja 7 років тому +1

      bhargav chiru I agree with you, the voices sound like they have Chinese accents, especially when they say "you". I don't think white models would have accents like that, even if they were talking slowly for Taiwanese people to follow along

  • @xxsamuraipshowxx7948
    @xxsamuraipshowxx7948 7 років тому +1446

    Yo Ethan losing the weight looking great my dude

    • @SecretSickle89
      @SecretSickle89 7 років тому +43

      Parker Mulkey it's disgraceful to ancient practise of chub and tuck.

    • @iAppleJailbreaker
      @iAppleJailbreaker 7 років тому +26

      Parker Mulkey I miss his thick thighs

    • @ScareGrid
      @ScareGrid 7 років тому +30

      I would cry if Ethan stopped being a thick bitch

    • @jacobkidd4468
      @jacobkidd4468 7 років тому +12

      Parker Mulkey yeah he's looking pretty buff

    • @htesreb
      @htesreb 7 років тому +2

      got to push him to the squat rack then

  • @user-uk5jl6vt9n
    @user-uk5jl6vt9n 5 років тому +253

    why does this white woman have a korean accent

    • @jaredquinonez51
      @jaredquinonez51 5 років тому +8

      k they’re not American.

    • @ocular4925
      @ocular4925 5 років тому +27

      @@jaredquinonez51 And where did he state that they were American...?

    • @almightybeanchild
      @almightybeanchild 4 роки тому +15

      It doesn't sound Korean at all. Get cultured mate.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 роки тому +2

      Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Well they definitely aren’t speaking in an American accent or Australian accent either. So what’s your point?

    • @aspenmaria39
      @aspenmaria39 4 роки тому +2

      It's a voiceover, people.

  • @bowman123ish
    @bowman123ish 5 років тому +1

    You made my Alexa add Ring doorbell to my shopping cart 😂😂

  • @sleepymike7
    @sleepymike7 7 років тому +399

    i would rather have a ring pop

  • @Hivlik
    @Hivlik 7 років тому +556

    I don't think I'm going to be able to continue to watch your videos without the blessing of the current First Lady of the United States.

    • @marcopug1729
      @marcopug1729 7 років тому +38

      Hivlik agreed. We to sign need a petition to shut down the govn't till she does it

    • @SpikeShroom
      @SpikeShroom 7 років тому +4

      Hivlik Petition for Meliana to say the intro.

    • @Rafifi
      @Rafifi 7 років тому

      Hivlik lol

    • @JLPuffums
      @JLPuffums 7 років тому +26

      That's probably the worst thing about the Trump administration. Not supporting H3 is a crime.

    • @hamzathange2723
      @hamzathange2723 7 років тому +2

      what's happening between h3 and the government?

  • @kathrinemarine8247
    @kathrinemarine8247 4 роки тому

    once again watching with subs is a treasure trove of delightful goodies.

  • @SirSly420
    @SirSly420 5 років тому +1

    I'm 2:49 seconds in to this vid and that thing is straight up a Bluetooth glued to a ring 😂

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 7 років тому +162

    ITS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE HOW THEY ALWAYS SMILE IN THIS WEIRD PSYCHO WAY HOLY SHIT

    • @quentin9032
      @quentin9032 7 років тому +6

      something about the uncanny valley. These things look so much like real human beings that its creepy

  • @malvar2315
    @malvar2315 7 років тому +337

    Whats wrong with your eyebrows, they arent moving

    • @girlinahat3407
      @girlinahat3407 7 років тому +45

      Vitor M Ethan's a robot!!

    • @eam3211
      @eam3211 7 років тому +2

      Max Stirner You're the one that might be new here, Ethan moves his eyebrows ALL the time in his videos.

    • @maxstirner8717
      @maxstirner8717 7 років тому

      moe WaveY
      Oh fuck, I actually read the comment incorrectly.

    • @tonyazrael8223
      @tonyazrael8223 7 років тому +10

      FAKE H3H3 CONFIRMED!! Add that to the h3h3 lore!

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 7 років тому

      I t i s r o b o t d e s i g n e d b y A R I N G.

  • @PhotoOwl
    @PhotoOwl 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like I'm in 2017 again.

  • @w.s6525
    @w.s6525 6 років тому

    3:55 that trim tho😂

  • @PonzWasTaken
    @PonzWasTaken 7 років тому +519

    *UA-cam Cut Ties With UA-cam Star Ethan Klien For Anti-Human Posts*

    • @HcGravity
      @HcGravity 7 років тому +4

      Ponz you spelled his last name wrong, it's "klein"

    • @49ersrule31
      @49ersrule31 7 років тому

      Ponz q

  • @ballbreaker9816
    @ballbreaker9816 7 років тому +122

    You're tearing me APART, Amy

  • @Ben.N
    @Ben.N 6 років тому +52

    I think they got Asians to do the voice-overs.

    • @shanhu5769
      @shanhu5769 4 роки тому +5

      Yep, their English is good, but their Taiwanese accent's still there.

  • @jamieleal6251
    @jamieleal6251 4 роки тому +1

    Bro my favorite part is at 6:25 I died laughing haha

  • @REALwoombath
    @REALwoombath 7 років тому +312

    *snort* 'We're out of coke.'

    • @o3_o3_28
      @o3_o3_28 7 років тому +16

      looks like he's prematurely reacting before he realizes he doesn't have his fix

  • @BlueJarth
    @BlueJarth 7 років тому +131

    "Euro Trash, Fuck My Shit Up Fam" that was too real lolz

  • @tylermustardloooser386
    @tylermustardloooser386 6 років тому

    7:31 my alexa thinks I said goodbye