SMASH OR PASS ALBUMS
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- The video no one asked for.
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Anthony you don't have to have sex with your albums to like them...
ERM.... ACTUALLY HE DIDNT AND IS JUST RATING THE MSUSIC ART STUPIOD!!🤓🤓🤓🤓
Then what's the hole for????
@@topgun2580too wide of a hole. That’s why I started buying vinyl
@@Green-su1mo i love how intentionally shit this comment is
It is necessary
calling abbey road the yin to blue album’s yang out of context is crazy
It's taking my mind to strange new places!
in context it's also crazy
no i see the vision
This makes total sense and I dont know why
I mean he did rate blue album a 10 on rym, so you know, it could be like that
The white album is about to become the whiter album.
the brownish-yellow album 😬😳
@@theray4002BROWN? brother please go to the doctor
hes healthy nut not that healthy as it should be purple@@bswalem
@@theray4002gonnorrhea
Well, I guess there’s gonna be more than just 4 beatles after this
Court of the Crimson King is definitely a smash
Agreed. King Crimson is my favorite band. John Wetton, Greg Lake, and Fripp are/were really talented.
@@Reed5016wetton wasn't on that album...
oh ya, the way his mouth is all open
@@CripplingDualityI know. But fracture is my favorite song by the band, and Wetton is on that one. I’m also talking about the band in general.
@@Reed5016 The Belew era stuff is also incredible, very versatile group.
"Biblically accurate Goatse" are some words that should never go together
Was searching for this comment…I mean…wtf
I'm not a native english speaker so I did not believe my ears at first listening to that, I mean wtf lol
I was incredibly impressed how well Anthony articulated how I was thinking about this picture. I wouldn't have been able to word it so accurately or poetically.
The sign of a true millennial is having seen Goatse before your first kiss.
I don't think Nevermind was an appropiate cover for this Anthony...
Doctorthony Disrespectano here
“Fantanos built like a female street fighter character” is comment of the fucking century like how do you come up with this
That’s what I’m saying. That comment had me laughing for a solid five minutes. Huge Street Fighter fan, by the way.
Smashing a pumpkin is definitely a take
Implies a new meaning.
Billy’s unique perspective makes more sense with this comment
@@Whocares792 indeed
I'd want to say I'd smash Mellon Collie but I feel like after she might get super neurotic after or be trying really hard to get me into some sort of alternative religion.
Bro the top right comment at 0:14 is fucking insane😭😭😭
Avrg tnd comment😂😭
now it's your comment... edit it to something funny
Jerma twitch chat ahh comment
Rule 34 Fantano fic
It’s a quote from Seinfeld
1:57 dude saw bare feet and immediately said smash
He tried so hard to not point out the FEET.
Quentin Tarantino approved
According to John Lennon, when The Beatles were recording Abbey Road, a power hungry Paul McCartney shouted, “WE HAVE TO BE THE YIN TO WEEZER’S YANG!!” And George would ask what Paul meant, but Paul would just start banging that hammer again.
That DOES help explain Yellow Submarine.
No Fantano, you can't smash the Beetle Car from the Abbey Road cover
WHY THE HELL NOT
Imma go crazy on that exhaust pipe. Car gonna be fuelled up by the time I finish riding it🤪
So THAT'S why the money store got a 10?!?
I'm surprised you didn't bring up The Strokes Is This It album cover.
That's definitely a smash.
Americans didn't get the good artwork I don't think, their version is a bit like a fractal if I remember right
@@bswalemstill very satisfying to look at
@@bswalemstill smash
Spinal Tap’s Smell the Glove was better
“a banana is no stranger to the bedroom” ayo tony chill
Nothing like watching a middle aged bald man rate the sex appeal of album covers
You just made me reassess my life choices
3:37 "I like Rivers...."
You JUST passed on the Blue Album, Melon. Make up your mind.
just because you'd like to bone with every person on the cover of TPAB means it's a 10.
He got a bone to pick
@@balde5414 I GOT A BONER 🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
A melon definitely would smash a banana. Nothing surprising there.
Anthony 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tano
Sickthony freaktano
Negative rizz 0 aura is not something I expected to hear from Mr melon but I'm not mad about it
Even I'm too old to say that stuff and he's older than me
@@evilmario6061Melon is basically your gramps trying to learn their great grandchildren speak
10:40 can we get some respect to Austen for the work she put in here, this must've been vile to compile and edit
How did they not put The Money Store or a Bjork album 😭😭😭💀💀💀
As long as that album is “Volta”.
@@thirtyyearoldmulberryfield 💀😭
What about Windowlicker?
@@j.aalbarra2205 you're wildin for saying Windowlicker 💀
@@j.aalbarra2205 this one got me feeling conflicted
i never thought about abbey road being so similar to the blue album but like way cooler thats funny as hell
hearing fantano say "negative rizz, 0 aura" was NOT on my 2024 bingo card
9:07 giving the devil ideas I see
😂😂😂
Cannot believe Angelic 2 The Core wasn't on here
he loves music a lil too much 💀
2:36 two steps ahead... i will always..be two steps ahead - avacado
3:30 so what you’re saying is you’re not an ocean man?
It was right there man!!!!!
“This is a smash. They’re already in position”
In that human centipede, y’know?
Ween's Cheese and Chocolate snubbed
chocolate and cheese, fake brown
Chumbawamba's Anarchy too.
This deserves another MeatCanyon video
DAMN album cover gets me going 😍😍
Zombie Kendrick 😮💨😮💨
For me, it's the nirvana nevermind cover that does it😄
@@user-blue4bandits take this man’s computer
@@user-blue4banditsJared Fogle moment
@@user-blue4bandits FBI coming
Honestly didn't expect you to smash the illmatic cover but i respect that
It Was Written - too old.
1:39 “negative rizz, zero aura” just took 20 years off of my lifespan. THANKS melon.
lol
He needs to shut up some times
All the weezer members on the blue cover? Or hurley?
I didnt even watch the video, but I guess correctly
Being ganged up by the Weezer boys sounds like a nightmare. Hurley looks like a comforting presence so I would go with him.
@@martian_chan He could keep you warm during the winter with all that fat. At least hes useful... And seems a cool guy as well
Cal Chuchesta - SMASH
smash (even when drunk) on the year of the snitch is insane
anthony is just freaky like that.
Mordors gloryhole
2:44 human centipede of ska, lol, melon.
Yep, Anthony is attracted to human centipedes. You heard it here first.
I'm glad anthony revealed his nightmare scenario AFTER the meat canyon cameo
Before I watch this, my biggest album cover smash of all time is telephantasm by sound garden
The wolf?
@@grahamdowney5550😈🙏
furry
3:16 there is no way I just saw a banana gate reference in 2024
Amazing atheist banana potassium - the brettster
Need this to become a series
2:26 not fantano being a foot person wtf im crying 😭
Just imagine the plethora of angles, one can explore with that Ween cover. I am looking forward to it
1:50 That Weezer impression sounded a lot like Chester from Sifl and Olly.
Man, I used to love that fucking show when I was a kid. Lol
"You know I might have a bit of a preference with some strawberries..."
So that's why the Strawberry Jam album cover is like that.
Weezer and smash cannot exist within the same sentence
Seeing this makes your rating system hit kinda different now ngl
@3:43 Beach sex seems like it would be hot but it is god awful. One grain of sand in the wrong place can be a minor nuisance, uncomfortable, or agonizingly painful depending on where exactly it goes. Those gentle ocean breezes can lead to ... things ... drying out and becoming kinda tacky instead of slick. Also unpleasant. Ocean sex is even worse. All the natural juices get washed away and it extremely chafey. Outdoor sex in general is overrated. Grass cuts, bugs in random places, dirt, wind, rain, humidity, sunburn. I don't get the appeal.
This read like a Corn Hub comment
speaking from experience or??
wtf are you doing to get grass cuts you need to get better grass
Calm down, Anakin.
This is the only way Drake album can get appreciation
fantano saying brainrot terms will always make me start tweaking
skibidi bop bop
TPAB couldn't walk the following day
That Jason Lescalleet "Songs About Nothing" is a parody of Big Black's "Songs About Fucking" yeah?
yup
Yeah, I was gonna ask if Anthony just missed that.
Yes. Same colour scheme, font and layout, just no really gross cartoon. I think maybe Austen was going to include Big Black but got too weirded out by it.
“I feel like I’m looking at a biblically accurate goatse”
That’s why melon makes the big money
if he’s not careful meatcanyon will make the animated version of this…
ICEDANCER MENTIONED🗣️🗣️
no SMILE! :D mentioned 😢
honestly though is that really that bad, I don’t want him trying to… a inflatable
A biblically accurate goatse is fucking insane lmao.
and people wonder why melon's audience is 95% male
Cucumber... fest?
Can't say sausage fest- cuz vegan
2:50 human skanapede was right there, anthony
But was it funny?
@@jamesdevine02😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
@@jamesdevine02 you're missing my point
@@TreeTrunkCrabWhacka you're probably right, I seem to do that quite frequently. Apologies
Fantano calling the audience disgusting perverts will surely have a different effect than he expected in some people.
It's high time Melon got a new toothpick.
3:31 YOU’RE NOT A BIG OCEAN MAN!!! Come on dude you missed the meme!
I would literally cry if THE Death Grips cover showed in this video.
lol
I will never forgive you anthony. The first time you have ever talked about flying beagle is if you would smash or pass the cover 😔
"Ok TJ Kirk..." THE SLANDERRRR
Slanderification situation
He likes the funny guy with the fangs. No mention that he's holding up "the shocker".
You can critique the music only once you really feel it through
Fantano talks to album cover instead observation recommendations in musical performance.
Please do this again, but only with metal album covers. It'd be an experience.
ig that’s a way of letting us know what music you fw
8:40 I can appreciate the Smiling Friends reference 😂
1:54 that's not DAMN... That's Abbey Road! 🤦♂️
King crimson guys are on tour with steve via and one other guy belping it out.soon.
idk anthony, smashing Nevermind by Nirvana is kinda sus...
actually never noticed paul was barefoot on the abbey road cover
I need another part and I need to be at least an hour long.
I would love for this to be an ongoing series, please and thank you mr. melon.
‘How are you dealing with the divorce?’
6:55 Melon just wants to live a quiet life
The Bends not being here is a smash or pass album cover crime. Easily the most smashable album cover, probably all time.
I’m sad The Bends wasn’t on here
“Biblically accurate Goatse” is definitely one of the most unhinged things I’ve heard this year.
We know you like that banana cover but we didn’t need to see that surprise at the end
Passing on the king crimson album is wild
"biblically accurate goatse " is NOT a sentence I was expecting to hear. Not today, not ever.
Kind of sad we don’t have covers like Big Bear anymore…
Imagine being told your album is in a Fanta o video and he’s just smashing or passing it
"biblically accurate goatse" line is what makes fantano the goat
hurley is crazy 💀
1:49 - OMG, we're in the colony of slippermen!
0:00 Neckthony Beardtano here
Boris at last - Feedbacker SMASH
You should've added the listening to the album while smashing factor
If for some ungodly reason we ever get a part two of this, Iron Maiden's Dance of Death has to be a part of it
I wasn't expecting an Amazing Athiest reference when I started this video
when?
3:33 missed opportunity to say “Not a big Ocean Man”
A toofpick changes everythang
"What is this, like, some kind of ska Human Centipede?"
Definitely not a sentence I was expecting to hear today (or any day)