LET'S ARGUE: Worst Lyrics of All Time

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  • @alphahombre9501
    @alphahombre9501 4 роки тому +7261

    I can't believe nobody cited Kodak Black's infamous line: "I'm the shit im fartin I don't know how to potty"

    • @alphahombre9501
      @alphahombre9501 4 роки тому +272

      A La Zay Aye ah yes I misread. My mistake

    • @inb8455
      @inb8455 4 роки тому +515

      Another legendary kodak line: “I get stupid on a nigga, like I’m autistic”

    • @aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852
      @aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852 4 роки тому +243

      Kodak Black should be pictured with a Kodak

    • @soup3420
      @soup3420 4 роки тому +29

      That's a great line. You must be confused

    • @trevorellis-guice5794
      @trevorellis-guice5794 4 роки тому +28

      I’m fucking young ma long as she gotta coochie

  • @contronatura
    @contronatura 4 роки тому +30701

    “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick Ross

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 4 роки тому +3690

      "Mighty Muhammad, Son of Osama, Son of a Bitch, one time for my momma" Rick Ross

    • @LESTR97
      @LESTR97 4 роки тому +2287

      “Trayvon Martin, I’m never missin’ my target”

    • @cyborgcuttlefish6326
      @cyborgcuttlefish6326 4 роки тому +691

      That was literally my first thought when I saw the title

    • @maximillianreichel1748
      @maximillianreichel1748 4 роки тому +1516

      this is 100% the worst

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 4 роки тому +364

      Eminem has said waaay worse stuff than that.

  • @joshuaserrano8483
    @joshuaserrano8483 4 роки тому +11649

    "And I'm Kanye West"
    -Kevin Hart

    • @namtrof01
      @namtrof01 4 роки тому +158

      Assuming yiur talking about earth i didnt know that was kevin hart

    • @moozdoomz7573
      @moozdoomz7573 4 роки тому +9

      Ryan Flanagan Me trying to find who asked

    • @Max-bh3fp
      @Max-bh3fp 4 роки тому +1

      ded🥵😂😂

    • @Ben-ff6hc
      @Ben-ff6hc 4 роки тому +161

      That line was the best part of earth

    • @andrewoid4711
      @andrewoid4711 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanflanagan9624 omg shut up

  • @goldgotcensored2583
    @goldgotcensored2583 2 роки тому +6992

    "I can make orange rhyme with banana" "bornana" is the worst and funniest line I've ever heard in a song

    • @devinixm8235
      @devinixm8235 2 роки тому +442

      Theres no way that line wasn't ironic

    • @maskgas9810
      @maskgas9810 2 роки тому +762

      “Playing fortnite with your grandma”

    • @Uub27
      @Uub27 2 роки тому +558

      @@devinixm8235 the whole song was ironic lmao

    • @Harrylarry600
      @Harrylarry600 2 роки тому +229

      people forget that music to be murdered by is meant to be taken as a joke and lightheartedly.

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 2 роки тому +7

      @@Harrylarry600 kill shot is Eminem going off

  • @noticethez
    @noticethez 4 роки тому +18060

    "I farted in my wallet, I call that gas money" -Lil Wayne

  • @labda6391
    @labda6391 4 роки тому +9387

    I like this one:
    *Woman getting brutally stabbed*
    [Intro: Eminem]
    Yeah

    • @satoshimenon4306
      @satoshimenon4306 4 роки тому +548

      Comedy heaven

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 4 роки тому +170

      This is not a lyric and it's not corny lol

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 роки тому +31

      What song was that? Same Song and Dance?

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 4 роки тому +224

      @@jaycee598 The song is "Premonition", the intro from MTBMB

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 роки тому +2

      Infernus oh ok

  • @dj_matanzaa
    @dj_matanzaa 4 роки тому +15126

    Imagine being at a Kanye concert and hearing 10,000 fans scream the “bleached asshole” lyric. It was majestic.

    • @EuroFootballNew
      @EuroFootballNew 4 роки тому +67

      😂💀

    • @pLbyyy
      @pLbyyy 4 роки тому +648

      Pablo tour was THE Kanye Tour

    • @alanuzcategui2591
      @alanuzcategui2591 4 роки тому +143

      The 2018 Camp flog, It was pretty cool ngl

    • @80degrees33
      @80degrees33 4 роки тому +37

      Trash Byio i’m pretty sure he was talking about the pablo tour being the most kanye like tour.

    • @hashly8521
      @hashly8521 4 роки тому +1

      were you there?

  • @qazwsx6340
    @qazwsx6340 3 роки тому +5090

    "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant" - Jaden Smith

    • @tannerwilson8459
      @tannerwilson8459 3 роки тому +212

      he actually included that one in the worst lyrics 2 video lol

    • @peoplelegend8476
      @peoplelegend8476 3 роки тому +225

      At the same time tho, that line is so vomit-inducingly awful that it is honestly great!

    • @arsenic-catnip
      @arsenic-catnip 2 роки тому +28

      I don't care what your into but dude.

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 2 роки тому +51

      I think he meant it as a statement. I think he was just being honest.

    • @madeleinep.828
      @madeleinep.828 2 роки тому +28

      What makes this even funnier is that dragons would lay eggs if they were real XD

  • @juliet6400
    @juliet6400 4 роки тому +6087

    Let’s agree: Anthony’s wearing the same shirt I wore for my 4th grade school picture and I want it back

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 3 роки тому +18170

    Let's argue : "I'm selling cocaine in the streets like their groceries, except it's not groceries, It's cocaine" one of the best lyrics of all time.

    • @isaaccain853
      @isaaccain853 3 роки тому +213

      who said that ahaha

    • @grln930
      @grln930 3 роки тому +1584

      @@isaaccain853 This excert is from Pinks Guy's/Filthyfrank's "Pink Season" and is directly followed by
      "I never have sex with a condom on
      Cause I wanna repopulate my city
      My city
      My hood
      Repopulate my hood
      Repopulate my hood
      Repopulate my hood"
      have fun

    • @zambience6
      @zambience6 3 роки тому +597

      What about "DAN SCHNEIDER! I want all my bitches back"

    • @mjz5254
      @mjz5254 3 роки тому +72

      Frankuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @elnickel815
      @elnickel815 3 роки тому +20

      Or possibly, like most of "Big Mama".

  • @DM.123
    @DM.123 4 роки тому +9261

    "She's indecisive. She can't decide" - Sean Kingston.

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 4 роки тому +764

      The sky is blue, blue is the sky

    • @r.a.k4390
      @r.a.k4390 4 роки тому +527

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @Samuraiuni
      @Samuraiuni 4 роки тому +236

      Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @AJ-og4ru
      @AJ-og4ru 4 роки тому +77

      😭this whole thread😂😂

    • @JV-xk1nk
      @JV-xk1nk 4 роки тому +91

      The Air is Good,The Air is Made for Breathing

  • @aurum7472
    @aurum7472 3 роки тому +2687

    "said that you're a lesbian, girl me too" -Drake

    • @yoshidaaimi34
      @yoshidaaimi34 2 роки тому +189

      god tier women equality drake, thanks

    • @heinztomatoketchup1534
      @heinztomatoketchup1534 2 роки тому +105

      Bro when I first heard that line it made me shed a tear 😭

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 2 роки тому +5

      As a queer person, it honestly annoys me to hell when straight men say that

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 2 роки тому +40

      @@JSGRanks Do straight men other than Drake actually say that? Bro I'm so sorry lmao.

    • @JSGRanks
      @JSGRanks 2 роки тому +52

      @@ziwuri You have no idea lmao; all the fucking time 💀😫😭😆

  • @jacksonminton6513
    @jacksonminton6513 4 роки тому +4419

    “I’m the shit I farted, I don’t know how to potty”
    -Kodak Black

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 роки тому +112

      no way that’s real

    • @matthansigowa3988
      @matthansigowa3988 3 роки тому +236

      @@spacey4216 It's real. It's part of his feature on Drowning by A Boogie with a Hoodie

    • @jamesmontgomery8347
      @jamesmontgomery8347 3 роки тому +45

      This song goes hard tho...

    • @jacksonminton6513
      @jacksonminton6513 3 роки тому +147

      @@jamesmontgomery8347 not kodak’s part lmao

    • @sonnylegreat
      @sonnylegreat 3 роки тому +25

      I fucking love that line 😂

  • @Albert-xw3nk
    @Albert-xw3nk 4 роки тому +6914

    “Waiter with my coke. Who doesn’t care bout my health.” -Jacob Sartorius

    • @novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059
      @novabiljatrepavicaalibolja6059 4 роки тому +98

      KAJSHHSHAKSHDUAADSHSK

    • @simplygoks
      @simplygoks 4 роки тому +80

      HAHAHAH So stupid

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 роки тому +16

      😭

    • @ljm_6161
      @ljm_6161 4 роки тому +806

      "hey can I get a coke please" "yeah sure here you go" "what the fuck you don't care about my health at all do you"

    • @Nik-wo7hk
      @Nik-wo7hk 4 роки тому +33

      ngl that’s some pretty good lyrics I fuck with that

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 3 роки тому +11022

    “If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don’t, don’t.”
    - Bobby Shmurda

  • @lancedang2047
    @lancedang2047 2 роки тому +1210

    " How can I be homophobic? My b*tch is gay "
    Lol I wish central cee came up with this earlier so fantano could include it in this video

    • @Mich-jk2ze
      @Mich-jk2ze 2 роки тому +46

      I’m tryna tell doja cat, that I’m tryna indulge in that

    • @eethannnn
      @eethannnn 2 роки тому +157

      tyler the creator did it first,
      “How can I be homophobic when my boyfriend’s a f****t?”

    • @samylemzaoui2298
      @samylemzaoui2298 Рік тому +61

      it kinda gets less bad when you learn that his girlfriend is actually bisexual and that he supports her, but he had to know how that sounded right ?

    • @josephrichards7624
      @josephrichards7624 Рік тому +10

      This is a bar wym

    • @TheMcgillacuddy
      @TheMcgillacuddy Рік тому +20

      This is legit the equivalent of the saying "I'm not racist. I have black friends!" 😂

  • @Robertoni7
    @Robertoni7 4 роки тому +4326

    “You ain’t from Russia, so girl why you rushing?”- Nelly

    • @CyckOne
      @CyckOne 4 роки тому +60

      This needs more likes...
      ..cuz, Jesus tap dancing Christ, that line...

    • @emmanuelg5755
      @emmanuelg5755 4 роки тому +158

      Goddamn...not might be the best but that was hella creative..I can't💀

    • @jommish_clips
      @jommish_clips 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @eightenten2010
      @eightenten2010 4 роки тому +12

      LMAO *laughs in russian*

    • @5T3PH3N100
      @5T3PH3N100 4 роки тому +5

      Pimp juice WoooooooHOOOOOOOOooooooo

  • @sblort123
    @sblort123 4 роки тому +11194

    "It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car"
    -the Beatles

    • @vlmpapc
      @vlmpapc 4 роки тому +470

      ''honey pieeeeeeee, honey pieeeeeeeee'' - beatles

    • @annaes1631
      @annaes1631 4 роки тому +441

      Oneeeee and oneee and onee is three
      -The Beatles

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 роки тому +347

      @@bruce1947 wrong list, that would be "best lyrics of all time"

    • @realstiffy
      @realstiffy 4 роки тому +138

      I AM THE WALRUS

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 роки тому +82

      realstiffy goo goo gjoob

  • @Audacityy-
    @Audacityy- 4 роки тому +3182

    "im just as white as that Mona Lisa, I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha, I'm bi racial so bye Felicia" -logic

    • @RomanZolanski123
      @RomanZolanski123 4 роки тому +628

      Don’t listen to logic can’t tell if real or fake

    • @gigatronusprime
      @gigatronusprime 4 роки тому +97

      @@RomanZolanski123 it is, I'm pretty sure.

    • @rrafeeee
      @rrafeeee 4 роки тому +171

      @@RomanZolanski123 It's real...

    • @rp1455
      @rp1455 4 роки тому

      GigatronusPrime link?

    • @pp3917
      @pp3917 4 роки тому +11

      LMFAOOO

  • @heavenwaits
    @heavenwaits 3 роки тому +1969

    i love when people just admit to being pedophiles or sexually assaulting people in songs. create your own evidence king

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 Рік тому +41

      Just tell on themselves, man.

    • @lisalegato0109
      @lisalegato0109 Рік тому

      Ikr? Check out Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmg Urine is a sicko.

    • @mammamiaculpa
      @mammamiaculpa Рік тому +151

      rap snitches

    • @thatoneguy3332
      @thatoneguy3332 Рік тому +103

      ​@@mammamiaculpatelling all their business

    • @kill0cam0teabagger
      @kill0cam0teabagger Рік тому +73

      ​@@thatoneguy3332 sit in the an be their own star witness

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 4 роки тому +6005

    "I'm a crack addict" is not the worst lyric I've ever heard, but the fact that Fred Durst follows it up with "I'm addicted to crack" just breaks something in my brain

    • @grungyasscinema
      @grungyasscinema 4 роки тому +217

      “I’m addicted to crackin’ skulls when punks start static” (he was talking about you)

    • @niccy266
      @niccy266 4 роки тому +213

      I have a brain injury, my brain is injured - vortigaunt

    • @asdfmovie265
      @asdfmovie265 4 роки тому +62

      at least he means it in a different sense unlike the kodak line

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 роки тому +26

      Fred Durst needs to forget what words are tbh

    • @achair650
      @achair650 4 роки тому +16

      @@koenmetekohy1296 I don't think he even know words, man.....

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 роки тому +6191

    “We forgive you Germany”- Lil Dicky, 2019

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 4 роки тому +552

      To be fair that one got a laugh out of me when I first heard it

    • @Lulu_Lime
      @Lulu_Lime 4 роки тому +450

      That whole song was uh.... something?

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 4 роки тому +279

      Do you fuck with the war?

    • @danewa2008
      @danewa2008 4 роки тому +19

      KM Correa Huh?

    • @kk8490
      @kk8490 4 роки тому +76

      @KM Correa i fuck with that war hectic, given the alternative was letting whole ethnicities and racial groups being wiped off the face of the earth.

  • @ahmaddanial3890
    @ahmaddanial3890 4 роки тому +5988

    "I feel good, sometimes I don't"
    - Drake

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 4 роки тому +417

      "I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 роки тому +6

      @@Designed1 Satirical? No?

    • @rudypattea4772
      @rudypattea4772 4 роки тому +358

      drake perfectly illustrates the duality of humankind in an unequivocal and personal manner, top 5 bar for me

    • @shaqeatskobe
      @shaqeatskobe 4 роки тому +68

      "I don't take naps"

    • @Veratheprettiest
      @Veratheprettiest 4 роки тому +16

      Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

  • @bannedcheese
    @bannedcheese 2 роки тому +336

    pitbull’s face right next to Fantano is like seeing the evil twin brothers ‘one is smart one is dumb’ trope

  • @alexsanchez5193
    @alexsanchez5193 4 роки тому +2537

    “If you a star, I’m a whole planet” - French Montana, still makes me laugh to this day

    • @chrisg1621
      @chrisg1621 4 роки тому +336

      I think I just became dumber for reading that one :|

    • @ujjwalmishra8962
      @ujjwalmishra8962 4 роки тому +163

      Basic education really helps

    • @Tobiemoss
      @Tobiemoss 4 роки тому +45

      hahaha, only in america

    • @oyedeleisiaka5726
      @oyedeleisiaka5726 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/0yUbZKzjuLM/v-deo.html

    • @SuperSilvi1990
      @SuperSilvi1990 4 роки тому +13

      @Descartes' Apparition *slowly raises hand* uh sir black holes are the largest single bodies in the universe....I think.

  • @squatonthecomet1306
    @squatonthecomet1306 4 роки тому +2144

    “I go so hard they call me go so hard”
    -lil Wayne

    • @MYNAMACHEF
      @MYNAMACHEF 4 роки тому +62

      Based

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 4 роки тому +55

      Squat On The Comet actually this is bars

    • @rickeymitchell8303
      @rickeymitchell8303 4 роки тому +5

      Squat On The Comet better than bob Dylan

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 4 роки тому +4

      @@rickeymitchell8303 Lil Wayne is much better than the Dylan guy that no one knows about.

    • @maxxvii2037
      @maxxvii2037 4 роки тому

      @@zackzallie8735 Lil Wayne was the Tambourine man

  • @watermelon1184
    @watermelon1184 4 роки тому +5469

    "Did the man who invent college go to college" - Hopsin

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 4 роки тому +328

      oh my god, so d e e p

    • @almightyfalcon
      @almightyfalcon 4 роки тому +215

      God, why did I like Hopsin in middle school? Only like 4 of his songs are at least listenable to me now

    • @Prolificx
      @Prolificx 4 роки тому +224

      @Jeeses99 People that constantly hate on Hopsin are also sheep. The guy is corny but there is an obvious dramatization for the sake of fulfilling a dry meme at this point.

    • @princesr
      @princesr 4 роки тому +52

      Pro lific it’s not even exaggeration tho. His corniness and poor taste makes it justified

    • @jeromeb715
      @jeromeb715 4 роки тому +13

      I still really like his music although he is corny and nobody can change that

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 2 роки тому +463

    “Wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ”
    Kanye west
    I actually love this line

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +7

      yes

    • @aclstudios
      @aclstudios 9 місяців тому +7

      Ok that one actually is clever though

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 5 місяців тому

      It's less funny when you think about how Kim Kardashian owes her entire fame and fortune to her father helping get OJ acquitted for double murder. She made her sex tape to capitalize on being the daughter of the OJ lawyer, to make money off it.

  • @fatcat22able
    @fatcat22able 4 роки тому +1857

    So are we gonna act like Melon didn't just shave his head halfway through the video 4:18

  • @timstolper9664
    @timstolper9664 4 роки тому +1996

    “Got Chinese eyes, she looking Chinese”
    - U Was at the Club

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 4 роки тому +141

      I find this song almost touching because the guy seems so honest,and yeah it's bad but you're not going to tell a child that his drawing is shit

    • @danielburgess7101
      @danielburgess7101 3 роки тому +2

      I love that song

    • @grandhustle8711
      @grandhustle8711 3 роки тому +11

      It actually makes sense tho. He‘s talking about his own eyes looking chinese because he‘s so high and I guess his lady is from china.

  • @katchupp5067
    @katchupp5067 4 роки тому +4333

    “I was so young, when I was born.”
    - George Harrison

    • @TMmodify
      @TMmodify 4 роки тому +243

      Yeah,the Beatles have among both the best and the worst lyrics out there

    • @Mautd97
      @Mautd97 4 роки тому +130

      BANGER of a track though

    • @lordgnippoc2278
      @lordgnippoc2278 4 роки тому +72

      comedic genius

    • @uwuwu9
      @uwuwu9 4 роки тому +22

      Kinda deep doe

    • @hippojuice23
      @hippojuice23 4 роки тому +73

      That was a joke. Have you seen the vid? All tounge and cheek!

  • @MassiveCatLittleLegs
    @MassiveCatLittleLegs Рік тому +336

    "She lives in a house, she's as stupid as a mouse" - Suede

  • @feariing
    @feariing 4 роки тому +867

    “I watched my grandpa say peniš” -NBA Youngboy

    • @Noah-iv6rb
      @Noah-iv6rb 4 роки тому +8

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 4 роки тому +56

      He actually said I watched my grandpa save pennies but i prefer the other version

    • @feariing
      @feariing 4 роки тому +21

      Random Shitposter maybe thats the joke of it

    • @crackedsexhaver6963
      @crackedsexhaver6963 4 роки тому +19

      Random Shitposter WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS BASING MY COLLEGE THESIS OFF THAT SHIT AND NOW I GOTTA REWRITE THIS 143 PAGE ESSAY FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKKK

    • @biggyd336
      @biggyd336 4 роки тому +1

      @@soylentcompany5235 gee really!?!. How ever could i have known

  • @logspace5294
    @logspace5294 4 роки тому +1394

    “This biggity boys’ a diggity dog” - Pitbull
    I can’t tell if this is the best or worst

  • @vascocarvalho2451
    @vascocarvalho2451 4 роки тому +1933

    "You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
    You got the yum, yum, yum, whoa
    Whoa-ooh
    Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
    That yummy, yum
    That yummy, yummy
    Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
    That yummy, yum
    That yummy, yummy"
    Justin Bieber, "Yummy"

    • @bogdanrankovic543
      @bogdanrankovic543 4 роки тому +138

      Basically whole song is terrible

    • @BossInvader1
      @BossInvader1 4 роки тому +168

      No joke, that song has credits for the writing of the lyrics alone of SIX PEOPLE. Yeah... it took SIX PEOPLE to write that literal dooky. /NotSarcasm

    • @solartea_
      @solartea_ 4 роки тому +27

      @@BossInvader1 jesus christ what?

    • @BossInvader1
      @BossInvader1 4 роки тому +67

      @@solartea_ Hey, that kind of depth takes a team to acquire.

    • @bonitamk2901
      @bonitamk2901 4 роки тому +9

      @@BossInvader1 😂😂😂😂lmao

  • @badbtchxo
    @badbtchxo 3 роки тому +1291

    “Bout to drop an album, this is my fourth, I don’t put sugar in my spaghetti sauce”
    - Nicki Minaj

    • @_UglyBarnacle
      @_UglyBarnacle 3 роки тому +135

      oh nicki.. shes a good rapper but she always says some shit like this and makes me think why. like the line about duct tape.

    • @TR13400
      @TR13400 3 роки тому +18

      "Brought out the pink Lamborghini just to race with China, brought the Wraith to China, just to race in China. Lil bad Trini bitch but she mixed with China, real thick vagina, smuggle bricks to China"

    • @hellboy3652
      @hellboy3652 3 роки тому +3

      @@TR13400 🤮

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +21

      That's soo random wtf lol

    • @Spamual2
      @Spamual2 2 роки тому

      @@_UglyBarnacle no she’s not a rapper or even good at that, she’s only used for sex sales

  • @josephmathabela
    @josephmathabela 4 роки тому +2794

    "Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum" - Drake

    • @harlslee8747
      @harlslee8747 4 роки тому +75

      do they

    • @josephmathabela
      @josephmathabela 4 роки тому +151

      @@harlslee8747 "they do, they do!"

    • @bluefacebaby4663
      @bluefacebaby4663 4 роки тому +6

      Peppermint Tea Please I just wanna finish what you think you started

    • @neo1675
      @neo1675 4 роки тому +15

      @@bluefacebaby4663 man you boys just got to Hollywood you boys just STAAAARTED

    • @bluefacebaby4663
      @bluefacebaby4663 4 роки тому +7

      Neo with the accent you don’t know what you just started

  • @JumpSonic
    @JumpSonic 4 роки тому +4143

    "Germany, we forgive you" from Lil Dicky's Earth is drastically worse than any of these.

    • @rodrigoperes3336
      @rodrigoperes3336 4 роки тому +167

      He ain't say that ironically?

    • @SpellCheckBot
      @SpellCheckBot 4 роки тому +9

      Rodrigo Peres lol

    • @falo4043
      @falo4043 4 роки тому +829

      @@rodrigoperes3336 Don't care if it's ironic or not, it's super cringe

    • @diosrightcalfmuscle4090
      @diosrightcalfmuscle4090 4 роки тому +616

      I hate that line so much. It comes out of fucking nowhere and what makes it worse is that its political. Surprise politics. It's like Dicky couldn't think of anything to say about Germany other than a historic genocide.

    • @CaldoV1
      @CaldoV1 4 роки тому +278

      JumpSonic personally I think it was betond forgivable, 7-1’ing Brazil like that

  • @josephhanicak7922
    @josephhanicak7922 3 роки тому +5979

    I think we can all come in agreement that "Real G's move in silence like Lasagna" is the best sentence ever put to paper in the history of ever.

    • @Lemonssssss
      @Lemonssssss 3 роки тому +526

      It's so good cause the G in lasagna is silent

    • @ZLaw21
      @ZLaw21 3 роки тому +1243

      @@Lemonssssss dope bar breakdown

    • @noahdiluca9857
      @noahdiluca9857 3 роки тому +85

      it's pretty good but idg the hype there's no double meaning to lasagna other than it having a silent g

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 3 роки тому +85

      @@ZLaw21 lmao found the Genius writer

    • @winterwarden
      @winterwarden 3 роки тому +7

      Word

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 Рік тому +81

    So Rap Critic has suggested that the record labels are now purposely leaving in lyrical screw-ups or dumb lines in an effort to go viral. They don't care how they get the plays as long as they do. And honestly I believe him

  • @petroleumjelly417
    @petroleumjelly417 4 роки тому +3442

    “Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?” -6ix9ine

    • @tommytimmy8441
      @tommytimmy8441 4 роки тому +322

      i don’t really mind that one bc it’s supposed to be ironic. although i understand your viewpoint.

    • @thephoenixgamer1213
      @thephoenixgamer1213 4 роки тому +215

      Huh!?

    • @justinmontalvo2819
      @justinmontalvo2819 4 роки тому +16

      @@tommytimmy8441 exactly

    • @declannichols5163
      @declannichols5163 4 роки тому +51

      The only appropriate response to that lyric is “yes”

    • @mikeholcomb9013
      @mikeholcomb9013 4 роки тому +28

      That lyric has been engraved into my brain

  • @correctopinion4708
    @correctopinion4708 4 роки тому +3018

    "I wanna be a feminist, but I'm still watching porno"
    Macklemore

    • @indianajones8958
      @indianajones8958 4 роки тому +155

      Imagine being a male feminist lol

    • @hamishbarrett7695
      @hamishbarrett7695 4 роки тому +428

      @@indianajones8958 yeah imagine not being lmao shut up dipshit

    • @michaelegan3522
      @michaelegan3522 4 роки тому +84

      calypso bro you are most likely overestimating how smart XLR8 actually is

    • @indianajones8958
      @indianajones8958 4 роки тому +6

      Emam Khan 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yearnpill
      @yearnpill 4 роки тому +200

      Emam Khan r/wrongusageofsimp

  • @zionluke5407
    @zionluke5407 4 роки тому +382

    “I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Fortnite” - Logic

    • @Realblack_m0nster
      @Realblack_m0nster 4 роки тому +1

      Nah

    • @JD-od6jh
      @JD-od6jh 4 роки тому +5

      @ً Goddamn he did. That's just so trash and way below what I expected from Logic.

    • @mattyash8935
      @mattyash8935 4 роки тому +6

      Zion Luke it was a good song but that lyric is out of place imo

    • @Junkb666
      @Junkb666 4 роки тому +1

      he only said it cause the game was still popular or at least relevant at the time

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 4 роки тому +2

      "I don't play no games 'less we talkin' Among Us" - Logic 2020

  • @squilliumfancyson5228
    @squilliumfancyson5228 3 роки тому +1034

    Honestly a guy like Fred durst needed to happen. He’s literally the Florida Man of the Music industry

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 2 роки тому +15

      Nah, Stitches is the Florida Man of the music industry.

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 2 роки тому +4

      Damn that is so true.

    • @isaacramsay7889
      @isaacramsay7889 2 роки тому +1

      Your pfp is based

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 2 роки тому +24

      What does that make Kid Rock?

    • @CharlesVDoktaur
      @CharlesVDoktaur 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrDemonWorm Just a crackhead

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 4 роки тому +1008

    How could no one mention this classic?
    “Who can relate? [woo]”
    -Logic, on the topic of suicide

    • @tjfaulkner4117
      @tjfaulkner4117 4 роки тому +94

      "1-800 then I kill the pussy who can relate" is just ass bad 😂

    • @leftalone9881
      @leftalone9881 4 роки тому +73

      I actually hate this song. I think it’s just awful.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 4 роки тому +62

      Yeah I know no one seemed to catch that shit. "Aye, y'all, I'm going through some really heavy shit, and I'm feeling kind of suicidal, but I'm recognizing that and I'm trying to reach out for help. NOW TURN THE FUCK UP WHO CAN RELATE, WHOOO!!"

    • @clickhere2d1e
      @clickhere2d1e 4 роки тому +99

      ALL MY SUICIDAL BROTHAS IN THE CLUB PUT YO HANDS IN THE AAAAAIR!

    • @jakdee1295
      @jakdee1295 4 роки тому +16

      Exact reason I've always thought it was a stupid song. One reason anyway.

  • @beefyoreo7590
    @beefyoreo7590 4 роки тому +1340

    "its real fucked up like a fucked up crime" had me rolling

    • @memoriesmuseum2824
      @memoriesmuseum2824 3 роки тому +3

      Who said this

    • @thedukejr5126
      @thedukejr5126 3 роки тому +69

      The man himself. Fred Durst.

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 2 роки тому +34

      Hot Dog is one of the best worst songs I've ever heard. It's like the music version of The Room.

    • @Bat-Georgi
      @Bat-Georgi 2 роки тому +15

      Had you rolling? That's exactly what they want you to be doing 0_0

    • @ercoleborgiano
      @ercoleborgiano 2 роки тому

      @@mememachine-386 fr

  • @franciscogalante3913
    @franciscogalante3913 4 роки тому +929

    Never let me slip, cause if i slip then im slippin
    - Dr. Dre

    • @ethanielclyne5810
      @ethanielclyne5810 3 роки тому +159

      It looks so stupid but it sounds amazing with his delivery and voice

    • @MaxSnowDude
      @MaxSnowDude 3 роки тому +6

      Well technically idk if he writes any of his lyrics

    • @noahdiluca9857
      @noahdiluca9857 3 роки тому +18

      slippin means not paying attention slangly so it's like if he slips over he wasn't paying attention. idk if he means slip like fall over or slip out of popularity but it does make sense

    • @franciscogalante3913
      @franciscogalante3913 3 роки тому +4

      @@noahdiluca9857 yeah you're right but it still looks stupid, there's meaning to it but he could have said it in another way

    • @L1am21
      @L1am21 3 роки тому +2

      He means in a gang sense as in getting caught out by an enemy gang.

  • @moneymike1762
    @moneymike1762 2 роки тому +181

    I remember the last time I willingly listened to John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ was one night before bed during my sophomore year. The next morning a drunk driver crashed into my house and now any little snippet of the song reminds of that :(

    • @mort4825
      @mort4825 2 роки тому +10

      my condolences man :(

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 Рік тому +7

      That sucks ass, my neighbour's garage exploded and much of the night before is tainted with that

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +3

      Exploded?

  • @liamburgess2215
    @liamburgess2215 4 роки тому +678

    ‘I don't play no games less we talkin Fortnite’ - logic

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 роки тому +25

      " the best part about talking shit on my back is that it gets back to me ". Big Sean

    • @redoni9175
      @redoni9175 4 роки тому +4

      how uncanny cus he made keanuu reeves waaaayy b4 when fortnite was popular

    • @tgbhybbcarr2452
      @tgbhybbcarr2452 4 роки тому +5

      This was when fortnite was good tho

    • @lewey5456
      @lewey5456 4 роки тому

      @@redoni9175 it was definitely after and a but during the hype that he said that

    • @coolintuitivename4910
      @coolintuitivename4910 4 роки тому

      Bu-Bu-but fortnite is pretty good. You only think it bad because a few cringe children play it

  • @Raphie009
    @Raphie009 4 роки тому +559

    "What's next, what's next, what's *N-X-E-T* " - Warren G

    • @faqih9685
      @faqih9685 3 роки тому +15

      vsauce

    • @nai3371
      @nai3371 3 роки тому +92

      He also spells his own name wrong in the same song. He spells his name Warrer G.

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 3 роки тому +66

      Someone needs to Regulate his lyrics

    • @flaminninjaシ
      @flaminninjaシ 3 роки тому +7

      @@mrwassef 💀

    • @LDVenus-kz2lc
      @LDVenus-kz2lc 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrwassef bruhh

  • @d1n0alg75
    @d1n0alg75 2 роки тому +321

    People kept saying that Ye saying, "I keep it 300, like the Romans" refers to the Roman numerals CCC - which is 300
    The CCC is then an acronym for cool, calm and collected.
    To be honest, I still think he mistook the Romans for the Spartans lol

    • @user-lv6mu8er9z
      @user-lv6mu8er9z 2 роки тому +29

      The trojans double entendre doesn't really work with romans either. Whereas spartans would have

    • @TheFinalFarewell
      @TheFinalFarewell Рік тому +41

      People are really giving Kanye too much credit. Looking at the stuff he's said recently, no part of me can believe that he was ever smart enough to make the CCC reference, I'm pretty sure he just couldn't tell the difference between ancient Greeks and Roman's too

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 5 місяців тому

      Of course he mistook the Romans for the Spartans. He freely admits to never having read a book in his life. Kanye is LITERALLY r*tarded. He's developmentally delayed on top of being super bipolar and nuts.

  • @jonw7111
    @jonw7111 4 роки тому +1052

    “Japanese diet, only thing I eat is kimchi” - young dro

    • @zackauz
      @zackauz 4 роки тому +106

      "Rubber band banks, boi-oi-oing
      Tokyo diamonds, choi-oi-oing"
      - Young Dro

    • @michaelavanessian8558
      @michaelavanessian8558 4 роки тому +22

      Honestly "Japanese diet" is a cool pun (Japan's legislature's called the diet). Shame young dro dropped the ball on it.

    • @egg_musubi
      @egg_musubi 4 роки тому +38

      young dro supports the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 роки тому +5

      So we're not gonna talk about the laughable Lou Reed line
      " But she never lost her head even when she was giving head"
      If a rapper said that it would be a meme

    • @spodefollower
      @spodefollower 4 роки тому +22

      @@michaelavanessian8558 he could have just replaced "kimchi" with "sushi", same syllables and rhyme and actually makes sense lol

  • @jasonace007able
    @jasonace007able 4 роки тому +4958

    "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwarddddss" -Rebecca Black

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +176

      She was like 15 when she wrote that tho, whatever
      Edit- *13

    • @Cosmic_Catstronaut
      @Cosmic_Catstronaut 4 роки тому +25

      I always thought it was 'after words', which is so much worse.

    • @pratimangautam6541
      @pratimangautam6541 4 роки тому +258

      @@WiloPolis03 she didn't write that song

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +18

      @@pratimangautam6541 She didn't write Friday?
      Unless this is a fake quote Fantano comment and in which case don't censor my name in the woooosh post

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 4 роки тому +68

      @@WiloPolis03 lol meanwhile Biggie Smalls freestylin' at the age of 17 wtf does that had to with age?

  • @riccardofontanesi8082
    @riccardofontanesi8082 4 роки тому +297

    I be flossin
    I be flossin
    I be flossin
    I be flossin

    • @ergaberga8356
      @ergaberga8356 4 роки тому +1

      Thought you could be ironic and post tpab lyrics

    • @formaadu4641
      @formaadu4641 4 роки тому

      Riccardo Fontanesi I wish I could like your comment a thousand times😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💔 so true

  • @LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS
    @LO-ST_PRODUCTIONS Рік тому +144

    “In the crib playing fortnite with your grandma” -Eminem on tone deaf

    • @ToubYu
      @ToubYu 2 місяці тому +2

      This is a lyrical masterpiece

  • @CraigS-gs7ku
    @CraigS-gs7ku 4 роки тому +5357

    “My Choppa gay so I pulled him out the closet”
    - Chief Keef

    • @jad9049
      @jad9049 4 роки тому +230

      i think my choppa gay*

    • @laboiamma
      @laboiamma 4 роки тому +598

      Honestly. BARS.

    • @mxbley
      @mxbley 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thabanitrevor1390
      @thabanitrevor1390 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

    • @Gonnnzo-
      @Gonnnzo- 4 роки тому +175

      Fucking poetry

  • @LeChimp7
    @LeChimp7 4 роки тому +1758

    "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'." -Dr. Dre

    • @hahahayeahbut3099
      @hahahayeahbut3099 4 роки тому +157

      they say pictures paint a thousand words, well these words paint a thousand pictures

    • @jj-pm7wm
      @jj-pm7wm 4 роки тому +92

      @@hahahayeahbut3099 thats lowkey fire

    • @MB-jy7nz
      @MB-jy7nz 4 роки тому +12

      Doesn’t dre have a ghost writer as well?

    • @SqueakyNeb
      @SqueakyNeb 4 роки тому +60

      This line has annoyed me since forever. Like it's bad. Like how do you, as a professional, in the music industry, say that into a microphone unironically, and think "yes I should publish that".

    • @laidback3358
      @laidback3358 4 роки тому +48

      never let me eat, cause if i eat then i'm eatin'🤣🤣🤣

  • @churricardo1457
    @churricardo1457 4 роки тому +650

    “Please stop being petty, I don’t want no more spaghetti” -Quavo, You Said

    • @lucasayala5967
      @lucasayala5967 4 роки тому +3

      chur ricardo that’s a great verse besides that line

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 роки тому +5

      _lol I have no idea what you could mean_
      I mean it rhymes so it’s good, right?
      *Right??*

    • @MustiiXD
      @MustiiXD 4 роки тому +30

      dont forget quavo also said "Nah you don't want no drama boy
      I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy"

    • @ludooliver8728
      @ludooliver8728 4 роки тому

      Still an elite verse

    • @SlickSkuddy
      @SlickSkuddy 4 роки тому

      Migos used to have that hunger and their verses had a bit more soul than it has now more specifically Quavo. Quavo just don’t gaf anymore.

  • @leonjakobsen272
    @leonjakobsen272 3 роки тому +52

    I was going to write a comment about how i always thought that "England is my city" was supposed to be a play on how a lot of rappers represent the city they are from. So kind of like saying "England is to me, what LA is to 2pac"
    But then i looked up if they had actually given an explanation, and apparently Jake Paul wrote the verse for Nick Compton, who was too shy/insecure to correct it.
    TLDR: Nick Compton did know that England was not a city, but Jake Paul didn't

  • @theepicwaffle5212
    @theepicwaffle5212 4 роки тому +6440

    “I’m lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains”
    - Shakira, 2009

  • @loosetube5417
    @loosetube5417 3 роки тому +1924

    2Chainz has lyrics that are so bad they're amazing.
    'got pulled over I was swerving, like hi Officer, when he asked me why I was swerving, I'm high officer.'

    • @etercious
      @etercious 3 роки тому +334

      That’s actually a bar

    • @randomchannel1566
      @randomchannel1566 3 роки тому +563

      "Rest in peace to the soldiers that died in the service. I dive in her cervix"

    • @dudebr0599
      @dudebr0599 3 роки тому +113

      "she got a big booty so i call her big booty"

    • @elgooghosent7080
      @elgooghosent7080 3 роки тому +35

      @@dudebr0599 SKRT SKRT

    • @firelizard2
      @firelizard2 3 роки тому +40

      Wish a n**** would, like a kitchen cabinet

  • @Human_Taxidermy
    @Human_Taxidermy 4 роки тому +507

    "Young ladies, young ladies
    I like 'em underage see
    Some say that's statutory
    But I say it's MANDATORY!" - Kid Rock

  • @haidynwendlandt2479
    @haidynwendlandt2479 3 роки тому +52

    3:03 I think another thing people forget about Imagine is that John was saying "It's easy to imagine no heaven, but it's not easy to imagine no possessions as much as we would like to."

    • @schneedlemusic
      @schneedlemusic Рік тому +4

      I feel people just see having a lot of money as inherently a bad thing.
      Like yeah most of the time rich people have their ego and John was no exception, but in the case of Imagine, he's not telling you do think a certain way, he's just saying "what if things were like this?"

  • @jaycee598
    @jaycee598 4 роки тому +5347

    Rap has the best and worst lyrics of any genre: let’s argue

    • @Dru_Won
      @Dru_Won 4 роки тому +382

      Rock songs have a whole lot of overrated lyrics and songwriters , and a whole lot less work goes into writing rock lyrics than lyrics from a real mc . I agree that hip hop has the most complex lyrics of all time , and some of the most poetic

    • @jaycee598
      @jaycee598 4 роки тому +36

      Dru Won 💯, respect from Detroit too

    • @ChyornaKotka
      @ChyornaKotka 4 роки тому +354

      @@Dru_Won that's kind of logical, though, as this genre is mostly based on lyrics. Rock/metal engages it's audience with instruments and vocals.

    • @Dru_Won
      @Dru_Won 4 роки тому +76

      @@ChyornaKotka it's not logical according to massive amounts of people who have no respect for hip hop or the art of m.c. 'ing , and would never even consider the idea that Nas could be a better songwriter than Kurt Cobain

    • @dxshawn532
      @dxshawn532 4 роки тому +139

      @@Dru_Won Lol I like rock and metal but out of every genre they have the worst and most hypocritical gatekeeping niggas ever! and ironically as a result turn newcomers off from the genre they complain is dying.

  • @Olorin486
    @Olorin486 4 роки тому +465

    "Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant."

    • @ruthie2001
      @ruthie2001 4 роки тому +24

      jaden can still get it

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 роки тому +15

      mood

    • @grey-pilled5253
      @grey-pilled5253 4 роки тому +9

      @@heartache5742 text in your icon certainly checks out

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 роки тому +4

      @@grey-pilled5253 i know.

    • @gpu213
      @gpu213 4 роки тому +11

      I think you meant to post this comment on "greatest lyrics of all time"

  • @jibb.
    @jibb. 3 роки тому +399

    “Why you gotta fight me at the cheesecake, you know I love to go there.” - Drake

    • @bigtony1434
      @bigtony1434 3 роки тому +40

      But why she have to do him like that, at the mf CHEESECAKE

    • @monterothebeast
      @monterothebeast 3 роки тому +1

      He talking about she drawlin everywhere

  • @lint1234
    @lint1234 3 роки тому +105

    i wouldnt really call the beastie boys lyrics bad but i will say they have some of the funniest. "dogs love me cuz im crazy sniffable" "if you got bad breath then maybe try scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap" "i am the king of boggle, there is none higher, i get eleven points off the word quagmire"

  • @CFBeats
    @CFBeats 4 роки тому +4039

    “I don’t play no games less we talkin Fortnite” - Logic

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 роки тому +145

      thats not even that bad compared to the rest on here

    • @psyche7668
      @psyche7668 4 роки тому +285

      Aelphin nah it’s horrible

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 роки тому +32

      @@psyche7668 its really not

    • @psyche7668
      @psyche7668 4 роки тому +151

      Aelphin yes it is, it’s trash coming from logic who was showing true potential then just destroyed it

    • @aelphind4954
      @aelphind4954 4 роки тому +8

      PSYCHE what are you on about

  • @ashleighholmes8422
    @ashleighholmes8422 4 роки тому +2887

    “That’s an awfully hot coffee pot”

    • @aguydragon6999
      @aguydragon6999 4 роки тому +185

      When there is a hot coffee pot

    • @JSzFifipirka
      @JSzFifipirka 4 роки тому +24

      that's an awfully real gun

    • @breeban3388
      @breeban3388 4 роки тому +4

      I forgot!

    • @bobandtay7139
      @bobandtay7139 4 роки тому +45

      Should i drop it on Donald Trumps head? Probably not.

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 4 роки тому +4

      I'm sure em stans find a way to praise this as genius

  • @vahramarshakyan7663
    @vahramarshakyan7663 4 роки тому +319

    Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum
    -Drake😁

    • @holdmyweight3597
      @holdmyweight3597 4 роки тому +3

      *Chaining Tatum

    • @majebist304
      @majebist304 4 роки тому +4

      @@holdmyweight3597 bro...

    • @holdmyweight3597
      @holdmyweight3597 4 роки тому

      @@majebist304 The guy edited his post. Notice how his post says "(edited)" besides his name. When I responded, it said "Channing Tatumm"

  • @QuiltyExperience
    @QuiltyExperience 2 роки тому +50

    I always heard the Kanye lyric explained as, 300 in Roman numerals is CCC (calm cool collected) which is ironic considering Kanye is never calm cool or collected.

  • @millhouse1696
    @millhouse1696 4 роки тому +994

    "Im like a squirrel, always looking for a nut"
    -Pitbull

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 3 роки тому +62

      "They're just tryin to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world."
      - DOOM

    • @venus9343
      @venus9343 3 роки тому +57

      I dont think 50 cent understands how squirrels work

    • @isaacnishimura8044
      @isaacnishimura8044 3 роки тому +5

      nah bro this bar is hard

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 роки тому

      what

  • @kalenam6524
    @kalenam6524 4 роки тому +482

    "I just ate a sushi from Japan , now I'm gonna kick it Jackie Chan" 😑😑

    • @SW-fn7cl
      @SW-fn7cl 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah that might actually be the worst

    • @H41030v3rki110ny0u
      @H41030v3rki110ny0u 4 роки тому +19

      love the insight of Chinese generally hating the Japanese, too

    • @jordanalex6880
      @jordanalex6880 4 роки тому +6

      song was a vybe though

    • @WoahLookAtThatFreak
      @WoahLookAtThatFreak 4 роки тому +14

      @@jordanalex6880 That line was mind numbingly stupid though

    • @jordanalex6880
      @jordanalex6880 4 роки тому +5

      @@WoahLookAtThatFreak yeah definitely. first time i heard it i was like "huh?" but then im like "eh, whatever. issa bop"

  • @immigratoclandestino6259
    @immigratoclandestino6259 4 роки тому +250

    "She blow me like a cello"
    ~Lil something (2018?)

    • @itsyaboi8645
      @itsyaboi8645 4 роки тому +22

      Yatchty

    • @FierceFlame9001
      @FierceFlame9001 4 роки тому +8

      Lil Yachty on the song Peekaboo

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 4 роки тому +1

      He then goes on to say he was thinking of the instrument Squidward plays, a flute.
      When Squidward plays _the clarinet._
      God he is just dumb as hell.

  • @rowan-priince1860
    @rowan-priince1860 3 роки тому +43

    The way someone brought up Train and didn’t say “My heart is bound to beat right out my *untrimmed chest* “

    • @mmsiphonevinyls1027
      @mmsiphonevinyls1027 Рік тому +5

      Same. I admit that bridge in DoJ is a bit awkward, but so many of their later hits (Drive By, 50 ways to say goodbye, Hey soul sister) were crammed with awful lines.

  • @DougCreasy
    @DougCreasy 4 роки тому +290

    "smoking loud like Ri-Ri, been drinking gotta go pee pee"
    -Uncle Murda

  • @matthewdavies3621
    @matthewdavies3621 4 роки тому +1562

    This dude looks like logic in 10 years

    • @cuhhoodclips305
      @cuhhoodclips305 4 роки тому +114

      Matthew Davies man he looks like his older cousin, knowledge

    • @36gamers
      @36gamers 4 роки тому +8

      Anthony can say n?

    • @royjyvo
      @royjyvo 4 роки тому

      I thought this was gonna be logic dragging his own album Lol

    • @2styx
      @2styx 4 роки тому +2

      Logic - Suicide

    • @Chrisg11593
      @Chrisg11593 4 роки тому +7

      10/10 original comment

  • @OjiSensei
    @OjiSensei 4 роки тому +729

    “How they got me battling Elvis Pussley?” -Nick Cannon’s diss to Eminem

  • @henrysmith8603
    @henrysmith8603 2 роки тому +29

    been working on lyrics of my own and this video actually gave me some greatly needed perspective, i may not be a visionary or great lyricist or poet or anything but if the bar is set this low for lyrics then i think what im writing is pretty proficient lmfao

  • @NickMFNGarcia
    @NickMFNGarcia 4 роки тому +727

    Vertigo by U2
    “Uno, dos, tres, catorce”
    That’s one, two, three, fourteen if you don’t know Spanish

    • @brandonjohnson1849
      @brandonjohnson1849 4 роки тому +26

      Nick Garcia it’s a bible reference I think.

    • @qwertyious
      @qwertyious 4 роки тому +56

      What is it if I do know Spanish?

    • @santiagoechavarria1647
      @santiagoechavarria1647 4 роки тому +38

      It was the fourteenth album, thus the number

    • @crist_eastwood
      @crist_eastwood 4 роки тому +10

      I think there's a reason for that one

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 4 роки тому +8

      @@brandonjohnson1849 I dare you to write that in Genius 😂

  • @sheins295
    @sheins295 4 роки тому +828

    Are we just gonna forget about the time gudda gudda said
    “She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad
    And I got her n***a
    Grocery bag”

    • @BboyDJFLIP
      @BboyDJFLIP 4 роки тому +27

      Shantell Heins I literally just commented this and thought damn I can’t be the only one who remembers those shit bars lmao

    • @mcskittlez8499
      @mcskittlez8499 4 роки тому +18

      The whole song had corny lines haha butttttt it works in the song

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 4 роки тому +26

      yeah dude cause when you get a grocery bag you fuckin got it, straight bars that

    • @jasonwoods1402
      @jasonwoods1402 4 роки тому +45

      As if this isn’t the hardest line of all time

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому

      Shantell Heins you know you can cuss on the internet right?

  • @willemdafriend2334
    @willemdafriend2334 3 роки тому +700

    “Shush girl, shut your lips
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips”- 3OH!3

    • @wanderingwonder111
      @wanderingwonder111 3 роки тому +60

      Okay that is halarious tho

    • @huimang94
      @huimang94 3 роки тому +79

      Holy shit I was just transported back to middle school lmao

    • @cl5314
      @cl5314 3 роки тому +19

      I haven't heard that name in years

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 3 роки тому +8

      WHOA OH

    • @kayd.926
      @kayd.926 3 роки тому +7

      Lmaooooooo, srry hellen keller but this is too funny

  • @knightwing5169
    @knightwing5169 2 роки тому +26

    8:16 Rule of thumb: never include references to your kids in your rap song where you also mention getting laid.
    That should be common sense, but since that lyric exists, I'm gunna argue that it isn't common sense.

  • @shanecagney
    @shanecagney 4 роки тому +317

    i have never opened a fantano video this early, the comments aren't telling me what to think yet

  • @xanderlewis7332
    @xanderlewis7332 4 роки тому +843

    “Turn the 6 upside down it’s a 9 now” - drake

    • @jaysosaaa7975
      @jaysosaaa7975 3 роки тому +1

      😫

    • @lizzymacgyver
      @lizzymacgyver 3 роки тому +27

      Eh when taking into consideration how this song fits into the album and the meaning behind the song I think this line is kinda hard

    • @email1568
      @email1568 3 роки тому +5

      Stolen from Bladee

    • @ufctekkers1945
      @ufctekkers1945 3 роки тому

      @@lizzymacgyver name of the song?

    • @liliththerapper
      @liliththerapper 3 роки тому

      Nah that's actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bony8399
    @bony8399 4 роки тому +559

    “In the Middle East they drill me” -Logic

    • @StewartGaming23
      @StewartGaming23 4 роки тому +43

      Tony Ly well he’s really talking from the perspective of money so it kinda makes sense no pun intended

    • @kevinm3273
      @kevinm3273 4 роки тому +79

      Tony Ly out of context this sounds hilarious 🤣

    • @traplover6357
      @traplover6357 4 роки тому +2

      @@StewartGaming23 that's reaching if you really think Logic is talking about petrodollars. Then again, oil is in the negative in the stock market so lel

    • @ZeDoGiCa
      @ZeDoGiCa 4 роки тому +18

      biracial AND bisexual
      King

    • @eastonsaccount
      @eastonsaccount 4 роки тому +7

      did you know that logic is biracial?

  • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
    @Oh_liv_ee_AY 9 місяців тому +14

    "You think you the shit? You ain't even the fart."
    - Ice Spice

  • @LukesGamePage
    @LukesGamePage 4 роки тому +681

    Pitbull's 'music' is a goldmine of incredibly awful lyrics- here's a sample: '“Your man just left/I’m the plumber tonight/Let me check your pipes/Oh, you’re the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites.”

    • @ajtg3807
      @ajtg3807 4 роки тому +60

      Luke's Game Page dale

    • @JulesC07
      @JulesC07 4 роки тому +101

      That's an absolute banger

    • @eccentricaste3232
      @eccentricaste3232 4 роки тому +12

      The checked his pipe. Didn't know he's gay. I learn new stuff everyday.

    • @ztrujillo96
      @ztrujillo96 4 роки тому +7

      Its an artistic way of saying "Imma fill you up once your man leaves" lmao

    • @herbalmaharaj8790
      @herbalmaharaj8790 4 роки тому +1

      Wut

  • @yekaneast
    @yekaneast 4 роки тому +398

    "RIP Robert E. Lee but I've gotta thank Abraham Lincoln for freeing me, know what I mean"
    -LL Cool J
    Song: Accidental Racist

    • @beatoriusb.i.g3063
      @beatoriusb.i.g3063 3 роки тому +51

      The song name makes sense

    • @idkbro9703
      @idkbro9703 3 роки тому +30

      That whole song has terrible lyrics

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 роки тому +6

      that bar is such a twist idek what that means

    • @nibyafternight1983
      @nibyafternight1983 3 роки тому +1

      When he says Accidental Racist he refer to Robert E. Lee for killing the person that free the slaves of to himself for defending Robert?

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 роки тому +6

      @@nibyafternight1983 what

  • @simonstott6571
    @simonstott6571 4 роки тому +300

    Anthony shaved his hair in the middle of the video.

  • @pjmammola4986
    @pjmammola4986 Рік тому +48

    I’m the shit I’m farting~Kodak black

  • @hamham_6411
    @hamham_6411 3 роки тому +511

    "ain't nobody judging 'cause i'm black, or my controversial past" - lil dicky as chris fucking brown in "freaky friday"

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 4 роки тому +2052

    "Shout out to your mom and dad for making you"
    - Justin Bieber

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 3 роки тому +77

      Don’t forget “heart full of equity”

    • @srijanagrawal255
      @srijanagrawal255 3 роки тому +27

      Thats kinda funny though

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 3 роки тому +51

      @@srijanagrawal255 yes but he meant it sincerely.

    • @srijanagrawal255
      @srijanagrawal255 3 роки тому +15

      @@daishoryujin95 poor biebs

    • @810austin
      @810austin 3 роки тому +3

      I don't know why this one is so funny to me but it is. 😂

  • @shamslapiscine
    @shamslapiscine 4 роки тому +955

    "Was Eminem okay when he wrote this line ?" I mean no he had an overdose and went to rehab a year later lmao

    • @lsgold5053
      @lsgold5053 4 роки тому +10

      💀💀💀

    • @thehandleisuseless
      @thehandleisuseless 4 роки тому +130

      But you know, you get cool points if you hate on eminem

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 4 роки тому +97

      People always seem to forget that his addiction was at its worst when he wrote that track, and including it on Greatest Hits was clearly a joke

    • @deecee1853
      @deecee1853 4 роки тому +16

      @@thehandleisuseless I don't think melon has ever hated on eminem

    • @ether9268
      @ether9268 4 роки тому +31

      @@thehandleisuseless revival was easily a not good and fantano spared him with a 2 he does not hate on Em

  • @tiefyux
    @tiefyux 9 місяців тому +8

    Everybody - Vultures 2
    "Everybody want to me to say the wrong thing, ok you the king, burger king"
    -Kanye West

  • @Leodoesthings23
    @Leodoesthings23 4 роки тому +348

    “I got them stripes just like a cheetah” -Yung Bans, on Drink up

    • @Apollo_777
      @Apollo_777 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what???

    • @Ghostxx
      @Ghostxx 4 роки тому +2

      Is this an actual lyric 😂😂😂

    • @tangytomcat7167
      @tangytomcat7167 4 роки тому +5

      lil tecca said a similar line on diva i think

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 4 роки тому +3

      How does someone write this and not immediately see the issue lmao

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 4 роки тому

      and lil tecca on diva

  • @Mrsteisag2
    @Mrsteisag2 4 роки тому +428

    “Lost my nerve, it’s unnerving”
    -Billie Joe Armstrong

  • @weebtrash6119
    @weebtrash6119 4 роки тому +371

    “put *molly* all in her champagne , she ain’t even know it
    I took her home and enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross 😲😲😲😲😲

  • @mainsmain
    @mainsmain 2 роки тому +19

    "rrrh rot dot n dot n dot per rot dot n not n dot per n dot chi cot n dot rrr ah dot dot ki o ma gri a dot dot twist ... twist " - KoRn

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 роки тому +4

      There's also the part in Freak On a Leash that I'm not gonna bother trying to write out. I love Jonathan Davis, but some of their lyrics are strange to say the least.

  • @budddwyer7829
    @budddwyer7829 4 роки тому +1100

    "bruh"
    -the beatles

    • @AvanRoyOfficial
      @AvanRoyOfficial 4 роки тому +5

      I can't remember 😂 or are you trollin 😂

    • @budddwyer7829
      @budddwyer7829 4 роки тому +50

      @@AvanRoyOfficial search the lyrics for "obladi oblada" 😂 you'll fine it in the chorus part

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 4 роки тому +16

      Brah*

    • @SKYE_83
      @SKYE_83 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh (-the Beatles)

    • @newdykung6775
      @newdykung6775 4 роки тому +3

      Life goes on *Bruhhhh*
      Yeah I felt that Paul lol