Everything Wrong With The Shallows In 12 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Since we have a new shark-vs-humans movie coming out in 47 Meters Down, we thought it would be appropriate to sin the most recent shark-vs-human movie we can remember... The Shallows, starring Blake Lively, AKA Mrs. Deadpool.
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AT least most sharks are nice enough to poke their fins above the water so you know EXACTLY where they are so polite
The funny thing is they don't even do this in real life, they swim as deep as they can and emerge upwards from below to kill.
the shark that swam by me in Corpus Christi did. then again i was at a beach it waist high water. scared the fuck out of. grabbed my exes hand and started yelling shark. darn it, should have fed her to the shark if i knew then what i know now.
just good manners, sharks are quite friendly really
Miguel B facts 😂😂😂😂
@@miguelb5661 😂😂😂😂damn bro
I love how about 10 of the sins are about the sharks personality
video got me dying lmfaoooo
Haha lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But its kinda true tho..that shark was defying modafuckin modanature
His sins are not something wrong with the film it's just shitty jokes that cringe
ALSO, a shark in real life would not care enough to wait around. It wants food. And it's under the water, shes on the rock. Shark does not know that she is on the rock because shark is shark.
Wow
@@robertomurri1278 What😂
Sage Skywater That’s mostly accurate other than the rock comments. Shark are aware of what land is. Great Whites have been known to hang around rocks where seals gather to rest in order to ambush them when they go in the water to hunt.
@@nastybird3397 oh really? I actually didn't know that thank you for informing me😊
shark is stoopid.
The main character: is a smart woman
Also the main character: goes to a dead whale like it’s a good idea
SanYR where else was she supposed to go? Straight into the sharks mouth? 😂smh
@@lavinnytoopey he meant before the whole attack happened. She swam up to the whale and then encountered the shark.
@@lavinnytoopey she even mentions it at one point
"I swam into his feeding ground"
Lavinia Nicholson that’s basically what she fucking did 😂😂
Who wants to make a shark movie where the shark wins.
My summary in 1 sentence:
"Due to a limited cast, my favorite character ended up being a seagull."
A Level 20 Warbear my Apr it animal is a seagull
Yuh
I also liked the seagull.
The seagull is cute and smart, best actor tho
A Level 20 Warbear honestly was rutting for the seagull
The Shark had a whale to eat, there is no reason for it to hunt if its full. Sharks aren't mindless eating machines.
plot of the movie is that it was actually wounded and frenzied, though a frenzied animal doesnt stalk and circle prey.
Oh yes, FMA boi. Barry is one of my favourite characters. Hughes and Fuery are good too. (Sorry if that was random, i just finished reading the manga and am in a FMA mood)
The shark wasn't going to eat her, it was going to kill her.
Sharks don't even do that from other sharks a lot of the time. Especially when full...
Citation needed.
The plot shark shark has an entire whale to eat, 2 surfer guys and one thief, but damn! That girl must be tastier than a Kitkat bar and he just HAS to have a bite.
Dreammirror Brony JUST ONE BITE
well Kitkats are nice
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Dumb White Girl!
Break me of a piece of the football cream...wait, no that's not it
Dreammirror Brony Well, pretty sure most creatures would want to eat her.
There’s no logic in shark movies:
1. Sharks don’t eat humans, they mistaken us from seals.
2. The Shark had a whale to eat.
3. If they eat something, they don’t continue to eat. The food they ate can make them full for a month.
4. Sharks can only look mostly up, not down.
5. They attack from underneath.
6. Sharks mostly give up after a while if their food is hard to get.
Ur welcome for some shark information.
Actually there has been cases of sharks completely eating humans. It just doesn't happen very often.
It's also been said sharks bite out of curiosity.
We already knew all of this information. And it’s a movie. It
Doesn’t have to be realistic
The only shark that I have seen recently that is actually accurate is soul surfer
The Molding Dumpling if you think this movie is bad watch 47 meters down uncaged 😒 it makes no sense.
They only bite us to see if we are seals.
My favorite character in all of this is the seagull.
Isn't it everyone's favourite character?
Achille Camilloni yeah same
I think that was the intent, lol
Well, I mean, yeah your right it is, the girl is boring, the two ther surfer dudes are idiots, the driver barely speaks and same for the rest of the family so yeah seagull is my favourite character.
Same
Yeah because the shark would waste DAYS on a living fighting target instead of going for the massive dead whale right next to it
Yeah it already ate the whale why do you think it's dead? It didn't like the taste of it
Eloise 1 lmao no way would a shark choose a tiny human over a huge whale. Sharks are not some high class rich people that only eats the best food.
Someone else in the comments suggested the shark was protecting its catch
@@clownmama6823 The whale unlike the human, is in a sharks menu because of that fat, so it makes absolutely no sense to claim that the shark prefers a tiny skinny human. If the shark already ate the whale like you say, then the shark would be full for a month and not give two shits about her.
I'm the 1k like.
Rules of CinemaSin:
Thou shalt not Comcast
Thou shalt not over exposition
Thou shalt not overdo introduction clips
Thou shalt not come take a look at this cliche
Thou shalt not roll credits
Thou shalt not attend the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things
Thou shalt not narrate
Thou shalt not give the reviewer an erection
NitroProductions0123 Thou shalt not overdue opening logos
Thou shalt not NOOOOO
Thou shalt not reading
Thou shalt not omit a lapdance where it is reasonable to include one.
Thou shalt not bad CGI
Thou shalt not eat an apple
NitroProductions0123
Thou shalt not consume apples onscreen.
Thou shalt not have characters behave as if absent common sense and/or a desire to live a long life.
Thou shalt not be Michael Bay.
NitroProductions0123 thou shall not eat an apple
In no way would a shark swim AWAY from a perfectly good whale carcass and TOWARDS a human in the water, that doesn't look or smell like food
smallbrain boi sharks are attracted to movement she was splashing they are scavengers and hunters
Yes it would if for nothing else to protect the meal
Precisely. This movie did like...hmm..zero research on shark behaviour. Ick.
@@hattielott7420 yeah, sharks aren't really as bloodthirsty as these movies make them. However, it's still probably not the safest move to swim in the ocean at a very deserted beach where sharks are also known to be there near the shore. The situation that girl got into in this movie isn't entirely unlikely. If a swimmer/surfer is stranded on a rock and can only get back to the beach by swimming through the water where the shark has recently been, there is a chance that she'll be attacked. What the movie exaggerated is that the shark won't suddenly swim to her the second she gets back in the water if it's like 100 or so meters away, and it won't just keep circling the rock waiting for her if there's a dead whale or another meat source around in the water
Everything wrong with the shallow:
*ITS NOT SHALLOW*
Daniel Setterfield agreed
Sometimes the titles mean different things. Ykwim?
It’s a surfing moving and a shark attack
Dan watch the movie
Dan the plot and characters seem pretty shallow to me
If a shark eats a person that just ate an apple, is the shark an asshole?
Doubly so.
Attelino yeeeess i think
Attelino in the world of sharks people are the equivalent of apples. thus, "let's have that shark eat a person, they'll look even more like an asshole". ding
this is the only UA-cam comment I actually laughed out loud at
Dylan Grant Jeremy calls anyone who eats an apple in a movie an asshole. So, this guy is asking if the shark would be asshole since the person he ate was. Does that make sense?
Off note, I think that shark would care more about the dead whale that would literally give it enough calories to need to eat for weeks over a human girl that wouldn't. I'm being serious, a dead whale could easily feed dozens of sharks for a long time depending on the species of shark and whale.
Not necessarily. White sharks aren't able to kill a whale that size (usually at least). Whales are mainly hunted by killer whales( the irony is strong) who still only eat the brain and the soft tissues leaving the rest of the carcass intact. The white shark, with teeth which aren't all that strong, would then find little edible parts of the whale left.
don't great whites take turns to eat a whale carcass because there is way too much for just one? and all that blood attracts a lot more than just one shark
"Whales are mainly hunted by killer whales..."
Shouldn't it be called "whales killer" then?
Biologists aren't the most original. Also, no, not really. Whales are only part of their diet, which includes penguins, birds, and seals. Hunting a whale takes enormous levels of endurance and coordination which requires lots of calories so it has very flexible risk/reward odds.
a crazy aussie guy disproved the territorial shark thing, and placed emphasis on the sharks strict hierarchical pecking order. The dude plopped into the water with the dead whale and all the feeding sharks, and the sharks were pretty meh about him. Also, I think there was another scenario wherein when sharks eat too much they get sort of dazed and drunk - they don't do much but float around and bump into stuff - boats and whatever.
But maybe CGI sharks are different; they have different priorities and cravings.
To be honest that dolphin scared me.
No sin down for the amazing performance of Steven Seagull?
*slow claps*
Holly crap mate!
Aarón Melgar I thought his performance was a little *shallow*
Sin tally should be 117 because no shark would ever wait for a human it barely knows is still up there while there is a whales lifeless body seriously right there
• Toast • he’s goin back and forth. She times how long it takes him to swim from the whale to the rock.
Emilykatilyn W it’s a rogue shark movie dude. Sharks aren’t hellbent on violence
Emilykatilyn W i will reiterate, its s rogue shark movie sharks don’t do this shit obviously
Emilykatilyn W you should been in this movie tbh. That woulda been way cooler than the doctor thing.
High Onheroin I hope you realize that.. that person is joking.
Here's one that was missed out. As she was stung while swimming through the jellyfish, she let out a huge cry in the water. Everyone knows she would then need air right away and would have to hit the surface. Yet she continued to swim underwater towards the buoy.
annabelle2ful Yeah, as a diver that was one of many things that pissed me off.
As a diver, pretty much everything about this movie should piss you off.
I agree with you guys. Lots of things in this couln´t happen in real life :D
also, if she was able to cry of course, the cry would've just made the shark more curious and determined to get to her, and the shark, which i believe was supposed to be a great white, was the wrong kind of shark. great whites prefer cold water, not tropical water like where she was swimming. also, if there was a dead whale in the water, it would have definitely attracted way more than just a single shark, causing an all out feeding frenzy. Great whites are also deep water sharks and will rarely get that close to shore.
TheSollyLama ever seen that movie “40 meters down”? As a fellow diver, that movie made me wanna track down everyone involved making that trash and slap them
With such a huge meal, shouldn’t there be lots of sharks in the water?
I believe great whites don't really travel and eat in packs, bull sharks on the other hand would eat this whale in packs but the thing is when small sharks see a great white approaching they get the hell out of there and only come back when the white is gone.
KateDenthimamai that wouldn’t mean they came together, they could have come at a different time and stayed to eat the whale it makes no sense that there is only one shark
idk if ur gonna see this but great whites are feared by the other sharks (unless its another white) and they actually leave when they see a great white so it makes sense there arent any others
@@ChonkedCat No matter how many sharks came before the great white, they would leave when the white is approaching. You can see them behaving like that in many documentaries about sharks, the most recent one I have seen is about a team of divers who approached a dead sperm whale in order to document the sharks and the bull sharks suddenly disappeared and a big white shark came, when the white left, the bull sharks came back to continue eating what was left of the sperm whale.
There would be hella sharks and NONE of them would care about the human that doesn’t smell like food
I didn't watch this movie, but I will watch it's Sins.
Gyst same 😂
Gyst Tbh I get the plot of a lot of movies from CinemaSins
Gyst You can say...
...we've got the gyst of the movie. (gets kicked off stage)
Gyst it's a good movie, I recommend
same here, want to watch, afraid its not worth it
100 sins for the damn whale carcass because a real shark would have glutted itself into near docility. It would not be hunting and risking injury from prey (seals do sometimes bite back) when it has a literal buffet available.
And with a carcass that big, I would assume it would attract more than one shark.
yep
Sharks don't even eat people, even when they kill them. Unless that shark was starving (GIANT WHALE CARCASS) it wouldn't have continued after any humans after a bite or so. We're too much of a problem and not enough sustenance for them.
_iTzRiazPvP ツ nope, funny thing is, sharks realize that humans are too much trouble after the first bite, and would have just left
thejoeface supposedly sometimes sharks mistake people on surfboards for seals though i don't really see how but okay😂
Total missed opportunity to go through an entire shark attack movie and not make a single 'shark bait hoo haha' joke
She was on that rock so long that I'm surprised she didn't name the seagull Wilson.
Lol ikr!!
Wiiiiiilsooooooon
Nice reference what’s the movie title I forgot
@@jameshanson2067 Castaway
Just saying, a shark would not have that much determination to kill/eat something when a giant whale is so close to it. Also, doesn't everybody know that sharks don't even like to eat humans? Most of the time, shark attacks are the result of mistaken identity. But I love this movie and know that this movie was made for the sole purpose of entertainment, not to inform people about sharks, so I'll just stop talking now.
The reason it seems like they don't eat humans is because they attack once then back off to wait for the victim they attacked to bleed out so they have less of a chance to suffer injuries. Well humans can do what shark prey cannot. Be rescued by other humans on watercraft, lifeguards etc etc, so their victim usually lives, but if they did not, if the humans they attack die in the water from blood loss, they can and DO take the dead person they attacked and feed on them. I believe that is why is SEEMS like they do not "like" human flesh, but thinking they don't could be a HUGE and fatal assumption to make.
@@GeneralKenobiSIYE Great White Sharks are warm-blooded, which requires a ton of calories and fat to maintain. That's why adult White Sharks eat seals and seal lions, which have a lot of fat. I imagine a very very fat person might work for them, but the likelihood of them surfing is probably not very high. For a shark to pass up a big whale carcass for a bony and muscular human being is like us passing up bacon-wrapped filet mignon for a single sour grape. Not. Gonna. Happen. Also once they get a tummy full of whale meat, these sharks get kinda chill and dopey*. Imagine how you get after Thanksgiving dinner; if a White Shark wore pants, it would undo its belt and the first button after a whale meal. I'd still recommend that you stay out of the water, but they won't be desperate for a meal. If the movie had a Tiger Shark, the behavior would be less ridiculous, because they're less picky in their meals, but even then they don't deserve to be demonized.
* back when Shark Week wasn't crap, I saw video of this. They actually resemble stoned humans when they're like this--it's funny as heck to see
@@cowsharkdefin6376 I'll see your tiger shark and raise you a bull shark. They can survive in fresh water and are notably aggressive. The shark attacks that Jaws was inspired by were supposedly carried out by a bull shark. I'll swim with most sharks because they're pretty chill for the most part and really can't be bothered with people when there's better, tastier prey around, but bull sharks can f**k right off.
Molly Thomas finally another shark nerd! My aunt’s excuse is “well a shark almost attacked your cousin” because my cousin tried to PET THE SHARK
@@ConnorRk-sq6oj what are you on about
Can't believe you didn't sin "ready to get wet, dr. adams?"
11:25
Grant Desch Yea lol
Seriously, a sibling should not be saying that to her sister.
Thomas Punt Are we really not doing that anymore?
2639theboss I GET THE REFERENCE AND I ALSO LOVE YOU
BurnTheUniverse Archer?
Has anyone noticed how small the wound is? I mean: that's a pretty damn big shark. Also: a shark would have taken out a chomp of her leg. Shark teeth are sharp like razor blades and they have strong jaws. It wouldn't have been much of an effort for it.
I'm going to buy her jewelry so I can survive any shark attacks
Excellent idea, although a shark would need to learn to drive to ever attack me.
Hi
You should be more worried about bull attacks before worrying about shark attacks.
The biggest sin was Galveston at the end. Have you been to fucking Galveston? My entire theatre was laughing hystetically.
The water looks like it contains 100 metric asstons of shit
What shot of Galveston?
Anthony Jesel for real! haha
Anthony Jesel Yeeep, the Brazos empties out right there and makes the ocean incredibly cloudy
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION THIS. Galveston is the closest beach to me so it's where my friends and I typically go, and that water is ALWAYS brown from the sediment/mud getting mixed up. I would have let all the other problems go if they had a real shot of Galveston.
You missed that she came out of the water and didn’t immediately cough out the gallons of bloody water she inhaled during the half a year she was underwater
I was cheering more for the Seagull than the Girl to live
Its so cute ~.~
+shalol Well, it is a fact that a lot of people care more about animals than other people. Though the girl was badass in this film in my opinion
yeah, for me it's basically like if there is an animal of any kind (predator or pray) I would care more about it than I would for the person that was with them or near them.. .-.
Mal Nexus No,humans are fucked up.
You don't find Blake Lively cute? She was a badass in this movie
The Shark should've lived.
You forgot to mention how she sees perfectly clear in the SALT water
The pain that would cause would be immense.
You actually can if you're used to it. I always go swimming in the ocean and can see perfectly fine underwater
@@thegabby1997 danngggg, for reals?
@@zarina3379 yup. I literally live by the beach
Good point!
I was actually surprised there was only one shark, usually in the case of dead whales they are in pack proportions.
Robyn Nunya unless there are a bigger and aggressive shark then they other sharks will stay clear of it pretty much avoid getting eaten
oakteeth buckshart no I’m good u can be that yourself I only said what I’ve heard and read
Sin count
Add another sin
@@galaxywolf7378 copy cat
i don't even need to watch the movies anymore i just look at their CinemaSins episode
Vicky Skeleton yeah me too
Same, just convenient and comes with funny commentary
You'd know this one is a waste of time within the first 10 minuets
Yeah the movie was bad, so bad in fact I wanted the movie to end with everyone dead and the shark victorious.
Same
Ok I had no doubt that this movie was bad, now I know. Oh and one MAJOR sin you could add: whale carcasses is like cocaine for sharks. no shark in their right mind would leave a whale carcass to go after a human!
Maybe it's a recovering addict on a 12-step plan and chasing humans as part of it's therapy?
fish are friends, not food. Human's on the other hand ;)
Logan Boyette Whales aren't fish.
In an interview, they had said the shark was protecting the whale carcass from the humans. When Nancy swam up to, and touched it, or something, the shark had gotten really territorial and was defending the whale from the humans, whom it perceived to be competitors for the whale.
Azy That shark is dumb why would he need to protect it if the whale can turn invisible
Ah yes, let me go surfing only a few years after a huge, life threatening and traumatic experience where I almost drowned, almost got eaten by a shark, got stung by jellyfish, watched three guys die in front of me and tore my foot open on coral. Fun times, let's do it again.
a lot of people who got bit by a shark go surfing pretty soon after. some people don't live in fear
@@icchigo3901 yk what, that's fair, I can't judge when I love bike riding even though I lost almost a centimeter off of one finger in a bike incident when I was six and I am oversharing on the internet again, have a good day, goodbye
Bethany Hamilton went surfing after getting her whole arm got bit off by a tiger shark if you love it your not going to let it get in your way
Also in the scene where Nancy finds the GoPro, the shark pictured is a mako but through out the rest of the movie they used a great white. They don't think I've ever seen shark week! Sin this movie!!
You missed one pivotal sin in this movie. In the end of the movie the beach they are at is in Galveston, in the movie it is portrayed like a beautiful beach.
I live in Texas and Galveston beach is an absolute rancid body of shit water lol! When I saw this in theatres in Houston everyone in the theater was laughing at it.
TypicallyUnique agreed
lol
TypicallyUnique real sin is you feed money to this shit fest of a movie. good job
this man speaks the whole truth, I've been to Galveston and it's most enjoyable when raining so you can't see.
TypicallyUnique I often go there and there recently was a washed up body on the shore
you missed the biggest sin of all.
movie expects me to believe that shark caused that bite on her leg.
i mean come on. later in the movie, same shark is able to swallow a man whole almost.
yet her leg ends up with a small gash.
forgivable sin right there.
Because the script requires it?
maskedathiest I may be misremembering but I think the injury on her leg is from cutting herself with the coral when she was thrown off her board by the shark, not due to a bite from the shark.
maskedathiest lol
As a slightly deaf cinema sins lover, I appreciate that you put subtitles of everything you say on screen.
Shark goes after surfer when there's an already dead whale carcass.
Shark goes after drunk guy when there's an already dead whale carcass.
Shark goes after other surfers when there's an already dead whale carcass.
What I'm saying here is movie shark doesn't know how to shark right.
Plus don't sharks only need to eat like once a week?
"Shark doesn't know how to shark right"
lmao, *ding*
Statements like this one are dumb ( the last one). It depends of course on the species, size and activity of the shark as well as the size and chemical composition of it's meal.
DerDingsreturnsnochmal look out guys we got an ichthyologist, over here! Fuck that noise! It's easy meat or "super easy already dead not fighting back or swimming away meat" I.E. the flipping dead whale that shark could be munching on the entire movie instead of the chick.
"the weather outside is weather"
me everyday!!!
a giant whale carcass in the middle of the water, but the shark wants to eat people, because why?
Darkest Knight bc plot
Because the animal is a top predator , it is not attacking because it is hungry it is attacking to defend the carcass. While there is an argument against the EXTENT that this animal is going, to show Territoriality. The basic premise is sound, and is seen in both land dwelling and sea dwelling predators. Good rule of thumb, if you come across a large dead animal, beware, your chances of encountering a large carnivore just jumped up.
But thats just not how sharks behave? The shark in the film is HUNTING HER DOWN to the point where it just randomly stalks her. sharks don't do that? The shark might bother her if she went near the carcass at the beginning ya. But it wont just hunt down any random person. And it most certainly wont continuously stalk her.
I'm not a shark expert, just a bunch of years of "shark's week", and as long as i remember, white sharks won't bother sharing a big whale carcass available, they just line up respecting the size (avoiding any fight). also, they have different behavior than lions or any other land carnivores....and the shark is hunting her because plot demands
"The premise is sound"
Ha. This premise is anything but sound. If the premise was sound, the shark would have left after attacking her once (because she was near the dead whale), and the he would have went back to eat some whale.
3:38 The guys ask her in perfect English if she's American, and she responds in Spanish.
Wasn’t exactly a complex sentence
The Shallows shark *joins the chat*
Jaws *joins the chat*
*The Meg joins the chat*
The Shallows shark *left the chat*
Jaws *left the chat*
*the Meg dies*
*The BIGGER Meg joins the chat!*
@@palidinicchaos3047 yes
The BIGGER Meg is hurt
Meg shark family joins the chat!
New shark movie title here Meg dies
Peter Griffin joins chat
“Shut up Meg”
I still don't understand why you didn't add a couple sins for all the times she OUT SWIMS a SHARK in the OCEAN with a MASSIVE LEG WOUND.
Joy L. Well great white sharks can easily reach speeds of 40kph and more - professional human swimmers on the other hand top out at about 8 kph. My Point: the massive leg wound is irrelevant. Out swimming a shark is nonsense in any scenario. :D
Also if the shark took a bite and WANTED to eat her it wouldn't let go. She should have at least gotten a limb snapped off if the shark was interested in a meal enough to chase her.
He does comment on it though. One sin is enough.
the fact she can even swim is beyond me, she would be septic probably and cold as fuck
Why was the shark even going after any people in that cove when there was a perfectly good whale carcass for it to eat? Predators are pretty much all opportunistic in that they'll take an easier meal over a much more difficult one any day.
The movie's explanation is that sharks are territorial but that still seems like BS to me.
+PhilDisaster It is 100% BS. Sharks are not territorial hunters.
Great Whites don't protect their food.
The shark is a special species, called the 'plot shark'. This shark's only purpose is to further the plot of movies.
Movie shark. Completely unrealistic to a real one.
Sin 93: the camera still works
Sin 94: the camera doesn’t work
This works
I mean yeah it works when it shouldn't (sin 93) then doesn't after seeing it work when it shouldn't have(sin 94)
It just works
Am i the only one rooting for the shark?
Kingfish Nope. No one gave a shit about this extremely badly written character. The movie sucked balls aswell
I subconsciously expected the seagull to get eaten by the shark.
awesome me Yeah, i was expecting the shark to have more depth, to be more fleshed out. Hollywood really should give those characters more of an impact on people instead of making them shallow.
I was rooting for the shark to rip the rest of her wetsuit off! I was denied.
I don't see how you could possibly enjoy shark movies if you know anything about sharks. It's hard to take seriously.
Billy, From the Produce Section *Very true.*
Billy, From the Produce Section
The worst part of this was that the shark just waited around for some food on a rock instead of the whale. like... an entire whale carcass and it prefers some scrawny person.
TrustedZoo Except Harry potter is intentional. This movie was supposed to take place in real life, in our world. Its a thriller.
Harry potter is fantasy. Different genres. I dont think what you said really applies at all.
Lil Wak I do and I love to enjoy fictional movies and critique it. However, some people hate illogical stuff in movies they watch and that’s cool, we all have our limits. I personally enjoy tearing a film apart even if I love it.
Do a Everything Wrong With 47 Meters Down!!! I just watched the movie and sitting though all of it I could easily point out so many sins. It'll make for a great vid!👍
I agree!
I lasted all the way up till the 'finding her sister crying on the beach' scene. Yeah. Was that the ten minute mark? I have a genius for picking lousy movies because I haven't seen the trailers.
SAME
RexHat22 I don't know if it matters but i was you 47 like
Selena Ignjatovic actually it was released called In The Deep in some countries just to see how it would go over, and enough people liked it so they released it as 47 Meters Down in the USA. It was called In The Deep because of the translation issues. But you know, just be an asshole about it without knowing anything.
He would just eat the whale. Plus, there would be a lot of sharks. Not just one
Not true, its a great white and other sharks fear them and swim away
Maybe he killed the whale and ate some
pornhub should make the sequel for this and call it "THE SWALLOW"
js
😂😂😂☺☺
Marcos Amparo oooooooooooooooh Yas!
What... is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Marcos Amparo fuck your go away Marcos go back to your Somalian account
"Dear movie, you cannot get me to fall for the standard hot-girl disrobing behav - HOLY SHIT!!!"
I started to die laughing 😂
Ty Saylor I love cinemasins humor also I was your 100 like gosh darn man that's a lot
Alright, let me just say why this movie doesn't make sense:
1. A shark would not stay that set on killing her, especially after he just bit her. Unless that shark is desperately hungry, which is shouldn't be because of the whale carcass to feed on, it would not want to eat her anymore. Sharks don't like eating humans, they prefer seals and sea turtles.
2. Sharks, again, would not stay around that long. They would move on because sharks need to keep moving forward survive.
3. We haven't even seen any fish since the movie started other than the jellyfish, why the fuck would a shark be in an area without any fish-
Honestly i'm pretty sure the only realistic shark movie are the documentaries.The rest are just "Evil bad sharks that love killing people"
Full Life 3 a documentary isn't a movie
+Full Life 3 A.K.A shameless "Jaws" rip-offs.
Pretty sure we got spoiled by the at least halfway-reasonable science in Jaws. Sure some of it's been disproved since then, but still. This movie doesn't even TRY to explain why it's shark is doing what it's doing.
TheRealPotato German lol you are right about some points but soo wrong about others it ruins your post.
the whale carcass could be the same reason the shark stuck around
I see everyone in the comments is a shark expert. So the ONLY person who wasn't a shark expert wrote the script for this movie.
They were a "use an innocent animal that is facing extinction and exploit their false reputation as scary killing machines to give the main character a motive to survive but then later kill the shark because they were out of idea" expert
you don't need to be a shark expert, to watch documentary on shark behavior, that is actually had study done by shark experts.
That's such a stupid comment assuming that a script is based on facts and reality. Clearly the writer wanted a monster movie, ignoring any scientific info about sharks, so he is wrong and he knows it, he just doesn't care because, well Hollywood. If you have watched documentaries and have read a thing or two about sharks, you would know that they don't give two shits about people let alone stalking us, especially when there's a dead whale right there, full of fat that can keep the shark full for a month!
Apparently yeah, atleast the writer of this movie wasnt.
Or he just made a cliche shark movie with no sense at all. Just a shark gone rogue
Nobody who writes movie scripts is an expert on anything.
So...yeah...obviously. 🤷♂️
Shark fact: The shark actually would be susceptible to a hit on the nose because of Lateral Line of Lorenzini, so it's like sensory overload.
All that will happen is the blow will glance or you will break your knuckles
shark fact 2: punching a shark in the gills or eyes in more effective than a punch to the nose, as they are more sensitive
This shark wouldn't give a fuck about Lateral Line of Lorenzini.
Sounds like a shitty football play from the 20s
Maybe not a tiny bump but the way to get a shark to let go is squeezing the snout
So like bumping your elbow on the edge of the table
Say what you will about the movie but you have to admit that the shark in the wave scene is really fucking good.
I think it's a ripoff of a mistake from ... last year I think. Maybe you've heard about it: a surfer photographed himself and they later discovered a lengthy shadow in the wave right behind him. The first thought of most people was that he had just managed to slip past a shark attack, but it turned out in the end that the shadow was another surfer who had already crossed the wave.
DerDingsreturnsnochmal that's exactly what I thought of when I saw the scene. a recreation of that photo that went viral.
Mattque Jones are you talking about the picture of Pete wentz from fall out boy?
When she gets bit by the shark, it sounds like it ripped her whole leg off but in reality she just got a cut...
+kendyl adams To make it more intense
I think the biggest sin that wasn't touched on is how they're supposedly surfing in Galveston at the end, but its clearly not Galveston since its clear and blue water. Galveston water looks like a septic tank.
💯 that's what I said
Oof you got that right
And full of oil rigs.
How you managed to avoid putting in a Jaws joke during the end is unbelievable.
Too predictable, I guess?
Clock obviously
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Even Jaws looked more realistic than that ending!
Coming soon: Everything wrong with 47 Meters Down in 68 minutes or less
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Mate I tell you what 47 meters down is fucking boring not to spoil anything but it really is boring trust me
DOMOROBIN123 45 Yeah I know it looks like shit
The Gaming Pig Although I'm not one to disrespect opinions, go watch Jaws. Then you will realize how trash 47 meters down is going to be
Hollywood seems to have forgotten how to do a good shark movie. There was Jaws for a serious take on it. There was Deep Blue Sea for a hillarious, gonzo take on it (genetically engineering sharks to cure Alzheimers - DBS just said Hell with it, lets have fun. But the Shallows had so little to it and was so contrived. And there was bugger all character development unlike, say, Jaws.
Sometimes CinemaSins works hard to make up sins for a movie that is actually good. This was the opposite - it could have spent twice as long nit-picking problems with this film.
Tons of whale blobber just waiting to be eaten. But no, the shark would rather hunt a skinny bitch.
Kenneth Pedersen Hollywood's movie magic
*DING*
I mean who wouldn't want to eat out Blake Lively
A shark ... and I.
I work in a hospital laboratory. I once saw a blood bottle drop down and burst open. The floor looked like someone was slaughtered there.
But the blood bottle only contained 300ml of blood. That's not much. A human has approximately 5000ml ( 5l ) of blood in it's body.
If you dilute maybe 500ml of blood in the water surrounding you, it would probably still look really severe.
I once cut my heel like an inch or two wide but kinda deep and that thing bled like a MOTHERFUCKER. We really underestimate how much blood can come from wounds
Thats what I thought about too. And a blood loss of 500ml is considered normal in most vaginal childbirth scenarios and 500ml of blood is also how much blood a newborn babys body contains. Crazy!
Fun fact; most buoys have call boxes that put you directly through to the coast guard.
Thats kind of the whole point lmao, there placed every hundred miles or so for boats that are skinking or need help
That's actually amazing and I'm surprised I didn't know that until now. Thank you!
Fun fact: You're full of nonsense. The "whole point" of buoys is to mark navigational hazards, not as a phone booth for sinking ships every hundred miles or so... LMAO
The weather outside is weather!
MemeTrash and the fire is so fiiire
and since we've no place to place
Gygyvtyvgybubbwrdtrctffyguh c'mon everyone is learning how lol
Gygyvtyvgybubbwrdtrctffyguh gotta love Paul Rudd
Mine is "You sound like you're from London"
Nancy always travels with incredibly sharp jewelry for occasions just like this😆
Additional Sin: Shark makes a roaring sound, despite it being impossible for sharks to make noise
You mean to roar or making vocal noises, cause sharks can make noise.
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 Yeah that’s what I meant
@@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 Sharks can't make noise
"Ah sudden CGI dolphin!"
Grace Meyer i laughed so hard
*the HORROR*
is this a fate reference-
Grace Meyer lol fate ubw reference
Pluckachu the Snowchu ah you beat me to the punch
Girl: Hey can you take me to that one beach out in the middle of nowhere? Like you know the one with rocks and sand
Driver: oh yeah I know that beach I can take you there
Girl: thanks, how much is the ride?
Driver: O srry miss no English
Terbotta hahahahaha hahahahaha
That's pretty much the whole movie XD
Do you know where the beach is?
Yeah I think it's near the ocean.
Driver got a bj in the deleted scenes.
donkeydarko77 WTF
ACTUALLY cinema sins. All of the sharks nervous system sensors are in the nose! So even tapping it lightly will get it to very calmly swim away from you. Also no a shark should not be able to eat an entire metal buoy. If it could we wouldn't have diving tanks because the shark would just be able to eat that. The wave scene was not cool because that is NOT how sharks work. Sharks can just swim normally in a wave especially if (just by looking at the shark) that is the biggest great white in actual documented history!. Plus that's not even great white hunting grounds it's more like hammer head or bull shark hunting grounds I'm not even sure why the great white was here
Thank you, an aspiring shark biologist
That thing was the size of an angst-y teen Megalodon. Just need to increase the jaw size a bit and it looks about right.
ACTUALLY sharks nervous system sensors extend all the way down the body to the tail. Pretty much the opposite of what you just said. Geez does no know know shark biology?
I know they have sensors all the way down to their tail but I thought taste was only in their head. MB I guess that's why I got a B on my final for the shark unit in Honors Marine Biology :(
The question that tripped everyone but me up by the way is that Sharks have 3 methods of birth. They can give live birth, lay eggs, and can have eggs that hatch in them right before giving live birth.
Ovoviviparous viviparous or oviparous? Yeah. But to be fair, sharks are just fish, and there's plenty of other fish that can do the same.
Acadic T. Sharks are more sensitive on their noses
I love how she just gently strokes a seagull in the middle of the movie. I found that so random tbh lol
The GoPro was the biggest sin (Since it was the main reason she was rescued). I mean, why did it stop recording? Guy gets eaten and is like, "wow that is a good shot, gotta save that!" Then it shows up right next to the rock that she was sitting on, with still 2 bars of battery left and only the strap tore in half (nothing else got damaged in the attack?!) then she records a message, throws the helmet in the water and WOW it end up at the shore and she survives 😅
You should do an “Everything wrong with 47 Meters Down”
Soccer19 Girl OMG yes i watched both of these movies in 2 days one day I was watching 47 meters down and next day I was watching this and all I thought was well I’m not gunna find a decent movie to watch then😂
Lmao I only watched that movie for Claire Holt
Try ''The reef'' (2010) and ''Open water'' (2003)....based on true events. Really disturbing films.
Soccer19 Girl that movie fucked me up
That video would be a hour long 😂
I thought he would've mentioned whenever she was falling to the ocean floor didn't get an aneurysm because of the sudden drop in pressure
Jordan Rodriguez Actually, she would get compressed due to the mounting pressure. She'd live, of course, but she would need to return to the surface ASAP to avoid acumulating gas bubbles in her blood, resulting in said aneurysim upon resurfacing.
Special bonus points for both of you giving completely different and incorrect answers.
It's not deep enough for that and also, it happens in reverse, when RISING suddenly from great depths, because nitrogen in your blood bubbles and can POTENTIALLY cause an aneurysm, however that is rare.
That doesn't generally happen with SHALLOW water, even if it is the ocean.
Also there's not a sudden drop in pressure when you fall to the ocean floor, because there's MORE pressure the deeper you are.
And man, how old are you? Telling someone to eat a dick because they pointed out you were wrong?
It's also a breath hold dive, so the mammalian dive reflex comes into effect. It's pretty rare for freedivers to get DCS and they have to go very, very deep to get it. She could get a barotrauma, but as discussed, it was pretty shallow water.
Sharks are some of the most polite animals ever, they show themselves before killing you. How kind of them.
I love/hate this channel. Always makes me realize some movies are just... wrong hahah
Actually in the movie the two guys said there were no sharks around the area so it isn't supposed to have sharks around the area but one was attracted to it by a dead whale
Death 372111 fucking thank you
Exactly! However the only thing I did not like about that part was it still wasn’t realistic. I mean u see a women you both were just cool and surfing with yesterday like y’all been friends for months on a rock laying down without her surfboard yelling shark and saying go back, and still don’t put two and two together and think that she might be actually for real? But it’s an movie I guess, sum things non fictional sum things fictional
Death 372111 err notice how the short board turns into a soft top once it’s snapped
Ocean Blue Probably natural causes. Or maybe a pack of orcas. I don’t think a great white could kill it.
Ocean Blue Those wounds were likely inflicted after it died by many animals feeding on it. Also, the corpse probably travelled long distances before it got there, so it could have been killed by orcas further away and then carried by the currents to that beach. And some orcas do live/migrate in tropical seas, they’re just less common there.
These "genres" of movies are so trash, Hollywood needs to stop.
They're also incredibly overdone...they're even worse than zombie movies.
They're also incredibly reliable cash machines, since there's a fresh crop of morons born every year.
Sean Is right honestl I think these are made so you can watch it with friends while commenting on how much this doesn't make any sense and how the scenarists apparently died at the middle of the film. It's how it's ment to be enjoyable, I think. At least it was for me, so I still kind of liked it, even if it was absolutely terrible
Jihem S I agree. Although I'd still never actually pay money to see these kinda movies I'd still watch them at a friends house or on netflix for fun.
Sean Is right what ever makes money works for them
Forgot the biggest sin of making Galveston TX look like the Bahamas. I remember my entire theater laughing when that subtitle showed up
We're not sinning the fact that great white sharks dont like the taste of humans, and after the initial bite he would have left her and eaten off the whale carcass? And then left. And also would not have eaten people. Because there was plenty of whale to eat.
Rose Reid The shark wasn’t attacking them to eat. It was protecting its territory. It wanted the whale to itself.
Great White sharks prefer cold water too. They also swim in deep water, not shallows. This movie is so inaccurate
Alana I think the point was the whale was in this shallow kind of water and believe it or not sharks are kind of scavengers and the whale carcass was it’s source of food sure there a like million fish but it’s a million fish or a giant whale that I can eat anyway and will fill me up wayyy better sharks sense human blood which is why he keeps coming back Blake is bleeding a lot in this film which speaks for distaster in itself I think of this more as a shark defending it’s territory or food source like most animals instead of demonizing this creature sure he was tying to hurt Blake but it clearly became more of a she is still bleeding still attacking and was on this shallow reef bringing a lot more blood into the water naturally causing this creature to stay near you even after it was done feeding
Alana overall I found this movie really enjoyable a bad shark movie would definitely be 47 meters down if you haven’t checked it out I think you should
Gabrielle Green All shark movies are terrible.
Dear movie, you cannot get me to fall for the standard hot-girl disrobing behav- HOLY SH*T
I was dying at that point
2:56 I just saw that part and it’s 6am at the time I’m writing this reply and i almost just burst out laughing
You are a shark movie, so feel free to start sharking at any time hahaha
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Interesting fact, sharks typically don't attack humans. This movie was a terrible idea, and the use of Instagram and face time pisses me off in real life, and even more in this movie
Smmnmnm Nmnmnm Sharks are attracted to unusual sounds in the water. Open Ocean sharks are especially attracted to the sound of sinking ships. When the Indianapolis was struck by the torpedo, sharks were instantly attracted due to the noise. It didn't help that lots of the men jumping overboard were wounded.
Key word is typically. Still sharks, like most animals, take an opportunity when they have one and those people were just floating sandwiches in the sea. Are you telling me you wouldn't eat a free sandwich?
Yeah, a shark wouldn't be that determined to kill a human, humans are too bony for a shark, and would only eat a human if it was really hungry, or if they were enough humans around to make up for the bones. But I doubt the shark would of even cared about the human
People are around toasters a lot more than they are around sharks
Instagram and facetime isn't that bad. You make it sound like they're evil.
Anyone else usually come here to see clips of the movie cause u haven't seen it? Just me? ok
haven't seen it, this is enough
tyler091503 Jaws meets Blue Crush...Didn't need to see it.
This shark is terrible at sharking.
Samford Magnus I'm dying laughing
This is the only comment that made me laugh hahaha
“That’s gringist” 😂😂
Let's be honest though. Secret locations are only beautiful because crappy people aren't there to ruin it
@Bon Jovi I said "crappy people" and if you instinctively thought of Americans then that's your subconscious, not mine
@Bon Jovi Are you aware that generalization exists?
@Bon Jovi That's why I said "crappy people" and not "crappy Americans". Do you have to read it again?
@Bon Jovi That's why I said "crappy people" and not "crappy Americans". Do you have to read it again?
10:57 Sharks are actually a rather vulnerable predator. Many of the prey that sharks eat do not fight back so it would be a great surprise and threat to a shark due to it's vulnerability to prey that fight back
Noot a great white. This is true for many smaller species, however a great white gives very few fucks, tricks like the 'hit it in the nose' dont work for them. Yet another reason to always carry a large knife while diving (the main one is that you could get tangled in plants, but should you ever be grabbed by such a large predator, a jab to an eye can be equally effective)
At 4:42 it’s a close up shot of her eating an apple right-side up, then it cuts to a different angle of her eating the same apple by biting the side.
That’s another movie sin.
You’re a shark movie, movie! Feel free to shark at ANY time!
Cinemasins 2017.
Thot Hunter 69 I appreciate your thot hunting services
Lol that got me too. Feel free to shark anytime hahahahah
This whole movie being narrated by you made me laugh the entire time 😂😂
i don't know about everyone, but i want to know more about that gull
i watched the movie, the seagull survived at the end when he saves her the gull is there
the segul ?
i know that she names him steven seagull. Pretty funny i guess
His name is Steven Seagull 😂🤣
I didn't care about the girl I just wanted the seagull to live..
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Same. I remember watching this and being like IDC about you just save the seagull!!
Stella Bright same
Stella Bright me too 😂
Stella Bright lol me too😂😂😂
BEST movie comment ever!
There is no way she could have lost that much blood and still survived. especially if we are lead to believe she kept bleeding all night
6:33 Please take a Sin off for the "Cheerwine" reference, Anyone outside of North Carolina will have no idea what that Blackcherry soda is.
Lol, true
Is everyone just gonna ignore the Serena Van Der Woodsen reference? 😂
Brooklyn it was my favourite thing in the entire video
4:13
What reference???
Mannie Lowery dude literally posted the time stamp above you.
Brooklyn Nopee I Had GG Feels
Okey but, ripped in a half dude survives THAT *DING*
To be fair, you'd probably have enough adrenaline from being attacked to make it to shore before you go "holy crap, I'm only half a Jerry."
But...the deebliding, and even withouth that, the trauma alone should knock you out!
This movie is just a chance to see how many ways Blake Lively can painfully exclaim.
The purpose is to watch her in a wetsuit.
having seen a whale copse at the beach... you can smell it from further then you think and see it from miles away.