Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Yep. Of course we did the third one this week as well. We're not stupid. However, several people involved with the making of Jurassic Park III WERE. Here are its sins.
Next week: song-y sins and animated sins.
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Deserved un-sin: the flare gun would still work because the flares themselves are completely sealed. They work under water and in the rain. *reverse ding*
common sense does not apply. (re-ding)
Also gas tank was punctured that's why the river was on fire.
Yeah most people don't seem to know that
Also.. It's actually MUCH more likely the kid could survive vs big groups, he can lay low, be stealthy and not be a target, he's smart
Some dumb kid would get eaten right away, sure
But has familiar with their habits, has a concealed base and food.. It's really not a big stretch compared to the retards in 2 practically putting out an all you can eat sign
Also they're not on a private jet....turbo prop maybe
@Enigma6344 It would. A flare gun is a simple design. It really only needs to lock up tight after closing and provide enough spring tension for the hammer to pop the primer and fire it. They are designed to work under extreme conditions because those are usually the conditions a person needs a flare gun.
In all these years I've still never gotten over that Raptor dream. Wtf was that about
Raptor PTSD?
musicf3b The guys who made the movie tried to say : "Fuck you".
It's like when in "Conspiracies" Jack dreams about the Rakoshi and they all start chanting at him that you're one of us.
musicf3b I always thought it was that Alan fears the raptors and is scared of how smart they can get. Like maybe they can adapt to how humans can talk and mimic us.
So, he fears the raptors more than the T-rex's and other ones.
And I liked Jurassic Park 3.
:D
CTROCK20 You like Jurassic Pile of Shit 3?! It's the worst. You can check my video and it'll explain you why.
Fun fact, the Rex v Spino fight was originally going to be longer, AND with animatronics!
...Until the Rex robot accidentally got decapitated by the Spino. Whoops!
really?interesting
@@votpavel very interesting
Lmao imagine their reactions when it broke
@Reagan Doll The Spino animatronic was much heavier than the T-Rex one, and apparently it fell on the T-Rex one and crushed it.
Thoralmir they did it CGI
“All dinosaurs must stalk their prey slowly in fear of the movie ending early”
Lmfao
Not a dinosaur though
2:15 I hate to be that guy but archaeology is the study of cultural history and ancient human culture, whereas this is paleontology.
This is not sexy archeology,
It’s sexy paleontology
As an archaeology student, i was looking for this comment :D
It's Cinema sins, don't expect much from him
Ross approves
You dont have to be intelligent to point out someones disintelligence durr
DING!
When chased by a dinosaur always remember the golden rule: You don't need to be the fastest. You only need to be faster than the last in line.
Always bring a cripple, that way you have a 99% of escaping
Why did you take your shoes off, you can't run from a bear i don't need to i just need to run faster than you.
Thats literally one of ARKs loading screen tips lol
Well fuck, I'm screwed then. I've been the last in line all my life except for graduating high school. I was the second to last in my class then.
That's why you always kidnap a kid when hiking and then return them later.That way you can use the kid to distract an animal if it tries to attack and the kid's death will look accidental, so you will get off scot free.
“Coopers a professional he can handle himself” was the biggest sin in the movie 😂
RIGHT?! xD
It’s my favourite Meme line in the movie. Cooper went one v one against a Dino that beat the T-Rex and all he got was a few cuts and a bad arm. The only real reason he died was that he tried to get the plane to stop. But if he just kept running around he would’ve probably lost the Spino. Cooper was definitely a professional and could handle himself.
Rude
@@coopergillam6442 you are a professional, you can handle yourself. XD
Maybe he should of had a grande launcher or a Bazooka
Why didn't you sin when grant saw the 'new' raptor in his dream and not the old one which he had seen already?
That's the problem I had with this film. The Raptor talking to Alan in his dream was excusable since dreams are known to be out of the ordinary. I've had several dreams that could never really happen. But, the fact that the Raptor he saw in his dream was one that he had never seen until later in the film is something I could never forgive about Jurassic Park III. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
I noticed that as well
You know what dreams are like
They cut an opening scene where he was trying to teach a parrot to say his name, the dream sequence was meant to pay that off
Maybe that's a hint that those raptors exist only in Dr.Grant's imagination, and actually the whole franchise is just a series of dreams.
Or maybe it's just a sin, WHO KNOWS?
Jeremy says Archaeology, even though archaeology only deals with ancient humans. Paleontology deals with ancient animals.
*Ding*
Was just about to say this lol
Also he says pterodactyls are dinosaurs, when in fact they're actually flying reptiles.
Glen Gonzalez And the fact that there are no such things as Pterodactyls, those are actually pterandons
Ding Ding
dennis degas Those are pteranodons not doubt, but pterodactyls most certainly existed just look them up.
Ding ding ding
Pterodactyl is not an animal, Pterodactylus is...
Ding Ding Ding Ding
No lie...I was one of the Marines at the end driving the Amtrak!!
They filmed the ending on Kawaii and we were on set for 4 days...food and lodging and they paid us as extras too. It was interesting to see how it all works...for the most part it was four days of play for us though....clearly we didnt have a big scene...
The Marines that run on the beach and then stand there like goofballs was the 3rd Marines out of Kaneohe Bay...
Fun fact: we actually ran through this one scene like 11 times...we thought it was ridiculous but hey, we were getting paid and not on base!!!
Semper Fi!!!
Right...
@@notallopinionswerecreatede4465 His story is too complicated to be fake
Oh, that's so cool! I wasn't born when the original but when I watch it again I will make sure to look out! Also great job making it into JPIII
@@awmmusicofficial8014 Exactly, too complicated to be true. But meh, I really don't care enough about the movie to be arguing about it. Cheers.
That's so freaking awesome 🐲
Woah, woah, woah. Not even ONE sin for the Spino killing the T-Rex? Jeez, I thought EVERYONE hated that scene.
grandpagohan1 I legit cried when I first saw that as a kid. I hated the Spino.
Beth H For me, the Spinosaurus went from a dinosaur who was pretty cool, to the single most hated character in a movie I've even seen. Not just "Oh, booo, it's the villain", but sheer "Fuck everything about this fucker!". Whoever greenlight that fight needs to be punched in the dick or the boob, depending on what hurts more.
Beth H For me, Spino was, and always will be, much more badass. Fuck t-rex. Fucking massive-headed emu. Hell, even 2014 spino is more badass than t-rex
Magmafrost13 And that's your opinion. If you like the fish-eater, go ahead. It was still stupidly handled in the movie.
grandpagohan1 Thank you! I don't care if others like the Spino. T-Rex will always be the best to me.
3:05. Jurassic Park starts with a scene showing a raptor killing a worker. The Lost World starts with the little girl getting attacked by a flock of Procompsognathus. This is actually the first movie in the franchise where the first dinosaurs we physically see are herbivores. Although it is strongly implied the Spinosaurus attacked the boat in the first scene even though we didn't actually see it.
‘Wouldn’t he have been more likely to go with the true story rather than the lie?’
Probably not. Had they told the truth Grant would’ve known they planned to land on the island to search for their kid, and would have refused. The crux of their plan was that Grant wouldn’t know they were going to land until he was already on the plane. We can assume from how angry he gets that he wouldn’t have considered helping if he knew they were going to land. By telling him they were just dinosaur enthusiasts who wanted a guide they had him thinking they were just going to fly over, so he agreed.
Ironically, telling him the truth would prevent the events of this movie from occurring while Eric would still be rescued.
Grant could have used his connections to the State Department via Ellie's husband to _at least_ get a military crew dispatched to the island to rescue him.
@@declannewton2556 I doubt it. Who would expect a kid to survive on the island?
@@nicholase2868 They don't reaply go that in-depth into it. I suppose that it would be a tad unbelievable after the couple dozen "Marlboro men" from the last film got picked off very easily.
@@nicholase2868 exactly, he would for sure say "lol, I won't go there, this kid is fucking dead, for sure"
True, we even see him begin pointing out the dinosaurs and describing them from the plane window before he realizes they’re about to land and gets knocked out
Hey the black guy does not die first so that's a plus
Oh damn true. I never noticed
Yeah nobody says anything when white guy dies but everybody screams racist when Black guy dies
cocoduck not really
cocoduck I don’t care who dies tbh as long as there’s action and gore, it’s a good Jurassic park movie.
@@cocoduck7745 You sound like a racist.
*A L A N*
*H O P E Y O U C A N S W I M*
Sam Pappadellis why did I HEAR that 😂
Im two years late darn it
All these sins and I still love this entire franchise.
Fun to watch. Would have been even better without the stupid swearing.
@TG Exactly! Finally someone who sees that profanity is unnecessary in a film!
Yes! TWO someone's who agree! 😁
@@TG-ix9id it was very mild
@@nolan4826 Mild? I guess these days it is. None would be much, much better
"This guy didn't even graduate from the Prometheus school of running away from things"
Actually, I think he graduated at the top of the class.
He graduated from the Horror School of standing still in front of dangerous things instead of running
MYHC I think _Shout Hello After Hearing a Loud Noise_ was his major
I think Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It's just a sequel to Jurassic Park
Jon Winkler your correct and even the t rex in the first movie is going to be in Jurassic World
Jack of All Vamps if he gets killed off in the first half hour, I'm walking out of that movie
Jon Winkler actully a she but i hear its going to nuts in the movie
Jon Winkler I think somewhere on the promotional site, those Pteranodons at the end got a mention actually. Something about them being shot down.
Jon Winkler
No, it doesn't. The guy Vincent D'onofrio plays in World got famous for shooting the pterodactyls that fled at the end of JP3 over Canada.
OH LOOK - Jurassic World :Fallen Kingdom, has a dinosaur DNA smuggling sub plot. You called it 3 years ago!
Oliver Shea actually he called it since the first JW because Henry Wu took his suitcase containing what he needed to make the Indoraptor (besides the Indominus Tooth) and went in a helicopter after the Indominus pretty much ruined everything to more or less Lockwood’s estate to meet up with Mills
Oliver Shea don't forget when the fat guy tried to steal the DNA in the first Jurrassic Park
Alan: "its a bird cage"
Amanda: "for what?"
Me: "for parrots. what did you expect? youre on an island full of dinosaurs. youve never heard of pterodactyls?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Pteranadon and neither of those are dinosaurs
@@gamerman7466 i know theyre not dinosaurs, but theyre still on the island.
You spelled Pteranodon wrong btw
i mean amanda never heard about dinos that much xd
3:34
No kidding, that is _extremely_ racist. As a white man, I am insulted that I am apparently not as tasty as a black guy.
+AkuTenshiiZero White guys just need more salt, carry some salt with you and all the murderous psycho monsters will chose you over the Kuntucy Fried Black Guy
+AkuTenshiiZero Everyone knows that a kid will eat the middle of the Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie for last.
+AkuTenshiiZero naybe the dinosaurs only like dark meat
tmac tmac really they do not know what's a black person is in head it food.
on another note, why is the talking raptor reguarded as the low point in the franchise? its clearly the gymnastic raptor- take down from the lost world. Who else agrees?
God creates Dinosaurs
God kills Dinosaurs
God creates man
Man kills god
Man creates dinosaurs
Jurassic World creates overused CGI
CGI kills Jurassic Park franchise.
So with that...
Welcome
To Jurassic World
Of CGI
High Commander Xen[NovemberRedFilms] your ignorance is astounding, truly astounding
Jurassic Worlds going to be hella better then the pieces of shit they call Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 the real question is can it outdo the first film
Sam Littlefield You hit the nail on the head my friend :)
Agreed.
Im only joking.
I just have a problem with Overused CGI in a movie franchise famous for animatronics
Oh and tamed raptors.
Tamed.....Raptors
Everything. Everything was wrong with Jurassic Park 3. Every minute I spent enduring it was accompanied by the tortured screams of my childhood being torn apart by dream sequence talking raptors.
I just watched it recently it wasn't that bad
I never saw the lost world I always assumed this was the second one when I was a kid and I liked it just fine
Bleeters Its way better than the second one. Jurassic Park will follow the same pattern as Indiana Jones' series - Instant classic, shit, return to form, shit reboot.
Bleeters i think the talking raptor scene was the high-point of the movie. very daring, very avant-garde.
Bleeters I'm lucky i watched it as a kid - all that mattered to me was that there were dinosaurs on screen.
1) yes, things CAN sound bigger
2) the "not moving a muscle thing" probably meant "dont alert it that we're alive" once the t rex was alerted, it didn't make sense to not run away. At least, that's how I always saw it when I was younger
The way I see it, the Rex likely knew they were all alive and looking at them. Because dinos are quite unfamiliar with humans, it was likely contemplating what exactly was standing behind it's kill; the first Rex from the first Jurassic Park probably wouldn't have bothered the jeeps either, if it weren't for the passengers making themselves out as possible prey items.
He also would have gotten trampled if he continued standing still
@@michaeldaniels642 That and he made a split second decision, so it's pretty hard to fault him here.
I see this comment is old but I still would like to mention that the reason he told them not to move is because the t-rex (in the movie) is only able to see you clearly if you move. I'm not sure if it was said in the movie, but I know it was said in the Jurassic Park book that the amphibian DNA used to help bring the dinosaurs back messed with their visual cortices. Basically, amphibians (like frogs, toads, salamanders, etc.) are only able to see clearly if they sense movement.
@@trevorleder Yeah, I think a lot of modern day predators have vision that is extra sensitive to movement to track prey
You forgot one sin at the vending machine part. The food is probably expired by then
NTR You know, I never thought of that, and if that's the case, these people should be crapping or throwing up lol
NTR Mapping Not sure what kind of food you're used to getting from vending machines, but normally it's just soda, chips and candy. At worst it'd just be stale. It's not like there's cheese and chicken in there.
+NTR Mapping Not really they're probably just like chips they would probably be stale but not expired cause that shit has loads of preservatives
+NTR Mapping It may have twinkies in it.
+xXFatalBlowXx “xXPowerShotXx” Not to mention that as long as a container remains sealed then food inside won't spoil. it may taste funny but it won't be "bad"
Jurassic Park - Man playing God with the power of genetics
The Lost World Jurassic Park - How environmentalism should work and ethical questions about cleaning up the mess of the misuse of the powers of humanity
Jurassic World - Questions on consumerism and capitalism
Jurassic Park 3 - People running from dinosaurs
Jurassic Park 3 is actually a stark reminder to what Ingen and Hammond created, and proves that Grant can't erase the dinosaurs by ignoring them, life even found a way when the Pteranodons escaped.
Riot Breaker No
Enrico Sarmiento/ and Jurassic world fallen kingdom-illegal trade and misuse of genetics
Riot Breaker actualy, no.
All the things you see in this movie was ereased, spinosaurs only care to chase the protagonists for nothing even he eats fish, not people, this just was to save a kid and survive the island, everyone in the movies didin't even know this happend, it dosent helps the Franchise even it makes more questions.
All of them are about human stupidity and human mistakes/greed.
Palaeontology, mate. Not archaeology
Ding
Qqqqqqqqqqwwwwwweee
Also, Pterosaurs (Pteranodon) not fucking pterodactyls ffs
***** No. It's like saying football is a sub-division of tennis. And also, pterodactyl = pterosaur BUT pteranodon =/= pterodactyl. Pterosauria is the name of the order.
Also, no Mosasaurus is not Ichthyosaurus. They're both different genus, in different families: Mosasauridae and Ichthyosauridae.
I actually learned something from a UA-cam comment. Kudos, sir.
The velociraptor saying “Alan” would make more sense if it was the one from Jurassic Park.
Or if they kept the deleted scene where he sees a video of them
I was so mad at this movie when they killed off the t-rex...the fuck?!
Chris Fowerbaugh They didn't just kill it off either, they made it look like a joke! That always bugged me alot with this movie.
Chris Fowerbaugh +1 sin for killing the greatest dino in the franchise *ding*
Chris Fowerbaugh The Rex should have came outta nowhere and killed the Spinosaurous in the end. *"Gotcha bitch!"*.
Chris Fowerbaugh Remember when my son first saw that scene. He was 6. All the other movies... people and dinosaurs being eaten, he didn't care. That spinosaurouse killing the t-rex. Wow, he ran out of the room crying with his fingers in his ears. The scene was just that bad...
I'm hoping jirassic world would fix that by having the orginal t rex from the first movie kill the hybrid dinosaures which most likly will happen
You totally nailed the smuggling out of the park prediction for Jurassic World . Don't want to say more for spoiler purposes, but that's freaking ridiculous
Hello Generic I was just thinking the same thing
Wait no I JUST saw Jurassic World, and no one was trying to smuggle anything the whole movie! What are you referring to?
*SPOILER*
If i recall correctly the asian guy (forgot his name) put the indominus rex embryo's into his suitcase before leaving the park on the helicopter.
Justin You
SPOILER
Your right. He was never killed and Hoskins sent him off the island with Embryos a little while before everyone started prepping to hunt down the Indominus Rex
OfDaSouth also, the miltary guy was trying to steal the raptors from owen
I actually really liked this movie. I mean, the 1993 original will always be my favourite, but thought that the third movie was pretty darn good. Very watchable, IMO. I don't get all the hate.
Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.
I used to like this as a kid, granite was the only movie we had on DVD, I believe we have the original on VHS. I don't hate that movie I just don't think it's that great and compared to the other movies it is just the weakest of the series.
For me the third film just felt like a longwinded subplot, as if Alan, Lex and Tim got their own movie about their trek back to the visitors center.
I just watched it. I love it!
They hate the movie cuz their precious T rex died🤧😂
This was my favourite movie as a kid. I just remember being obsessed with the spinosaurus. As a kid who loved Dinosaurs, it was shocking for me to see something that was stronger than a T. rex. For all it flaws, I will always love JP3
Anyone who knows anything about modern paleo knows spino would get its butt kicked by rex!
I completely relate. The vibe of the whole movie just brings me a certain nostalgia
Hey I’m not saying you can’t like the movie, I’m just saying the T.rex would kick (or in this case bite) the spinos butt!
the first bite by the rex wouldve ended the fight
@@Max_attack1234nope cry more
am i the only one who absolutely loved the darth maulasarus part?
***** Ceratosaurus relized it's too good for this shit.
***** Nah. I thought it was pretty funny too
Alyssa Patti Darth Vader.
StupendousRex Bondoc ??
***** in The Lost World(Crichton's not Doyle's) Ceratosaurus' were able to blend into their environment like chameleons. There was so much potential for them that was thrown away. The plot from the second book was so much better than the plot for the 2nd and 3rd movies. I would recommend reading the books for any JP fan.
"no force on heaven or earth will get me on that island" except money, because money's from hell and didn't say nothing about hell
Also, the kid. After Tim and Lex (well, Tim, at least), he's all about rescuing kids
Lol so true
lucas 8261 Sam Neil goes to the island on the word that William Macy will pay him big time bucks. He should have said he’ll take half up front and the rest when he finds the couple’s son; then again there’d be no movie in the first place, right?
Lawrence Bittke he didn't know it was a rescue mission
A much more interesting premise for JP3 (in my opinion) would have been if Dr. Grant's assistance was requested to help address the problems being caused on the mainland due to the dinosaurs that escaped from Isla Nublar. That topic was never really explored in any depth in the books.
To be fair, Alan wasn't lying when he said nothing could convince him to go on the island. He was tricked, he never had any intention of landing, only doing some fly-overs.
You forgot one. When Alan says it's a bird cage and Amanda asks "For what?" 😂
It’s obviously for canaries
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She meant for what dinosaur in case you're too brainless to understand.
I'm adding on sins every time he says "private jet" when it's clearly a private PLANE. CinemaSins is terrible at their "job"
SciGuy Um, yeah I think I see the point you're making that it wasn't a jet but... a jet is a plane...
Eric Kiltz jets may be planes but planes aren't jets! (Also somehow I typed jwts and my autocorrect said mega. Just... I don't even know why autocorrect exists if it will always mess up!)
Who cares jets planes whatever. You know what he meant. I'm sure he isn't thinking oh yea make I say plane not jet before they call me out of it. Yes more worried about the movie. Plus many people say that way not realizing it's wrong but people know what they're talking about
Then again, most people don't say "Private plane" they say "Private jet"
And private planes are also much less common than private jets
but you would still be amazing at CinemaSins for that tiny detail
I will give you a sin for not realizing that those 2 thing's in common is that both go in the air....and nobody gibes a shit about that thing.
Wow he was right. Jurassic World DID have someone wanting something dino-related from the island. It was that one military guy who wanted to use the raptors to flush out terrorists.
so true!
Also, Henry Wu escapes the island with the dinosaur embryos.
+Tomsk Bromley (TheFeatheredTRex) He's also the only one to succeed in smuggling stuff of the island(s).
And who wanted I-Rex DNA
apart from that, i'm pretty sure they would have embryos stored somewhere else as well.
Darth Maulasaur XD.
Jackson Hood 2.0 That's Ceratosaurus for the guys who are not Dino nerds.
Jackson Hood 2.0 I know. Just saying.
Jackson Hood 2.0 Alright.
StupendousRex Bondoc I didn't know, thanks!
***** Who will afterwards train and be betrayed by Anadactyl Skywalker.
I remember watching the movie and being so damn frustrated by them constantly yelling through the whole damn movie. What on Earth is going through their heads for them to think that is a good idea??!!!
Who wanted Tea Leoni’s character (Amanda) dead already after only 5 minutes of her screen time?
I accidentally read scream time, so I guess that means I feel the same as you.
Totally!
yup. both of em infact. Most unlikely couple ever. no chemistry
David Duchovny
Not me. 1 minute was all it took. She and that guy who plays the president in Independence Day worst actors I have ever seen. Awful emoting.
Alan: No force on Earth or Heaven can get me on that island.
Paul & Amanda: Hold my beer.
Nope, it was a private jet that wasn't in heaven or on the earth
It was in the sky
Serious question. How many movies do you watch per day to keep this channel going?
they probably watch 1-2 per week depending on their upload schedule that month. I'm sure in the beginning it was the biggest grind but they have a crew now which is healthier so he doesn't lose his mind- more than he already has 😜
I wondered that too!
Since the kid recognizes the ringing cell phone as his dads sat phone, this implies that a guy that runs a paint and tile store owns a sat phone, for some reason.
Actually the guys on the boat who died in the beginning were killed by the spino. Spinosaurus was aquatic. So when the fog covered the boat, it killed them. Like a ninja. Ninja spino. That also explains why it followed them through the forest silently. Spinosauruses are ninjas.
I saw this when I was little and I also got that the Spinoaurus killed them. I was so afraid to go in water after that, for fear of a giant Spinoaurus popping up and eating me. LOL :)
Dr Crane lol right i mean i know these movies arent accurate but it shows that the pterodons were locked in a cage and plus thered would have been a ton circling the boat and would have easily killed the kid
Then what's to stop the Spinosaurus from swimming to the mainland?
+Cj Kalandek I think in the second book it says the US Navy maintains a blockade around the island to destroy anything trying to get off. But that would have made it much more difficult to fly a private jet onto the island.
Which is a shame, because it would neatly explain how the navy got to the shore so quick, and how the pterodactyls escaping isn't a problem, because they would have been shot down.
Justin Case but they dont care about the books in these vids...or in the movie itself for that matter
The music in these movies is fukin AMAZING.
GeoGal TwoThousandFive isn't it😍😍😍thans to john Williams❤❤❤
John Williams man... John Williams
Yea the scene where they enter the “hatchery” with the baby dinosaurs was well scored!
I didn’t expect someone to say good things about this movie other than me
who else laughed at the part with the raptor on the plane *Alan*
Everyone did.
Rainbowsmoothie 190603 ,
Out of oops
Samuel L Jackson...who got LUNCHED in the first JP movie. :O :/
Critic
You know I would actually like to see the 8 weeks that the boy has spent on that island. Think how cool that would be. Then Dr Grant and Sattler (still a couple) show up with the Navy to rescue the kid. That would be awesome.
to be fair, the original script was about teens stuck in the island, and this is the exact plot of Camp Cretaceous, the animated Jurassic Park show on Netflix
Bro, there's actually a book based on the 8 weeks Eric is alone on the Island, i read it as a kid and thought it was dope. Goes through a fair amount of shit. I forget the name get researching!
"This guy DIDN'T graduate from the Prometheus School of running away from things." Hahahah Jeremy's the fukcing best
He's very knowledgeable. He analyzes every detail of these movies, time zones, physics, what the characters (or creatures) in the film should be doing compared to what the film shows us. I bet he could make his own movie and it would be awesome. No sins. But Hollywood wouldn't go for it. Gotta have those sins. Raptors and T-Rex's must move very slowly on the heroes, but eat the villains rapidly.
1:00 Pteranodon! PTERANODON!!! Not fucking Pterodactyl!!!! Does no one know the difference between the Pteranodon and the Pterodactyl?! This is the same error you did in the last Cinema Sins. The Pterodactyl is considerally smaller animal.
This is the size of a Pteranodon relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Pteranodon_scale.png
THIS is the size of a Pterodactyl relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Pterodactylus_scale_mmartyniuk_wiki.png
And furthermore, neither the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs don't fly. The flying reptiles are called pterosaurs.
Then explain why the raptors are much larger than they should be
FloppyFlapjak There's a funny story behind that. The "Velociraptors" in Jurassic Park were actually based on the much larger therapod dinosaur "Deinonychus", which has a different shaped skull to that of the Velociraptor. At the time when Crichton wrote Jurassic Park, the Deinonychus was known as "Velociraptor antirrhopus". Crichton acknowledges this in his book with Grant saying "Deinonychus is now considered one of the Velocirators", although in the book Wu identifies the creature as "Velocirator mongoliensis" which is the term applied only to the classic Velocirator.
The design in the Jurassic Park film was based on the Deinonychus, but the filmmakers upped the height of the dinosaurs considerably. Ironically, during the filming, the 2meter tall Utahraptor was discovered, which is a more closer match to the dinosaur depicted in the film. Of course we now know all three of those dinosaurs had feathers. If they ever remake Jurassic Park, I suggest they just rename the raptors "Utahraptors". They could even get away with using the designs from the previous films, just add feathers.
FloppyFlapjak even beyond logistical reasons, it can always be written off in the Jurassic park universe, that these are not dinosaurs. They are genetically engineered monsters with partially dinosaur dna.
Jarrah White On a scale of 1-28, why does this matter so much to you? I must know.
***** I know right! How DARE people know things! PFFT!
There are a bunch of things that couldve killed the guys on the boat...including the spinosaurus
Saltwater, way out to sea, nah if it was that aquatic it could have swum to the mainland.
Um no
+Starblind11 Oh....and the pteranodons didnt fly to the mainland because......???
They were shut in their aviary until after the people went in there, clearly. The fact it directly contradicts JP2 is a whole other bunch of issues with this movie, but taking the movie alone, pterosaurs were shut in until after the aviary sequence.
Pterosaurs wouldn't fly to mainland because they would probably die before they even made it to the land. Some would make it to land, but not all
@13:43 he “called for help” and then the choppers could be heard. We are being led to believe that the raptors think reinforcements are coming and really just want their eggs back not to start a fight so they skirted out. Still kind of a stretch but I’m sinning you anyway. *ding*
At least the mandatory kid was useful.
Looking at you Tim and Lex !
Leviathan the Sea Dragon but they were believeable as kids and what kids would do in the situation. but I guess some kids are more ballsy than others
Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim and lex vs the raptors in the kitchen is one of the best scenes created in a pg13 movie. shame raptors are dumb doggies next movie:(
Well , Tim was kinda good some times (except the Fence) . But Lex ... Seriously ...
Well , I kind of enjoyed the Kitchen part . I still don't get how Lex and Tim were able to fend off the Raptors , but hey that was cool . Compensates for the Unnecessary crying .
Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim was fucking useless, when lex was doing shit on the computer and the other people were trying to grab the gun, what was tim doing? Not helping anyone and standing around like an idiot.
ALAN... ALAAAN!
WHAT!?
Alan Lozano wake up!... ah no, that's Alan Wake :\
José Mellinas *Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!*
José Mellinas That always scares the shit out of me. Don't know why.
José Mellinas Imagine being Allan : "HOLY SHIT TALKING RAPTOR NEXT TO ME !" That's some next level Dream Trip .
You forgot: "why the fucking fuck is the spirosaurus following the expedition?!?!!!!!!"
xD
Joachim Divko He wants them to pick up the phone.
ShadicRothZz1998 ROFL
3DSDF I can just imagine the look on its face when it pooped it out still vibrating.
We should have stayed in the damn plane.
Erik Koeneman
Worse than pissing out kidney stones.
The people who made this movie were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn’t stop and think if they should.
Basically with a plot like this, they shouldn’t have made this movie in the first place 😂
Kid lasts 8 weeks and that bothers people? “Hudson!!!! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training!” They mostly come at night, mostly. And then there’s Robin Williams in Jumanji 🤣
You are a genius!
Honestly all of these piss me off
Kids are fucking indestructible in movies
“Well why don’t you put her in charge?!?”
The girl in Aliens survived alone in a colony in some random planet crowded with aliens and their queen
Loved the Alan moment when he is dreaming, it is entirely possible and funny. I used to stop and watch that moment specifically when my son watched it ten times a week.
Spinosaurus gets teleported! The humans watch in disbelief!
Barney: Well, hi everybody-
Spinosaurus appears on set, roaring and screaming! Kids scream and run away. Camera crew doesn't know whether to film or run. Most run, but nerds stay.
Actor in Barney doesn't realize what's going on. Actor looks up to see Spino looking at him.
Spino roars in Dinosaur tongue. Roughly translates to, "I killed one T Rex, I'm gonna kill you too! DIE!"
Actor: What the f***!
Spinosaur lifts actor into the air and proceeds to eat him alive, suit and all. Now all cameramen flee their cameras and run for their lives.
Every kid is scarred for life, even more, all moms fainted, all dogs shit themselves, all dads go nuts, and besides the paleontologists who are extremely excited to see a live Dinosaur, everyone in the USA is engulfed in panic.
President Trump decides that in addition to a wall, special missile silos must spring up all over the country. Codename DINO (Defensive International Neutralization Outposts) to defeat the onslaught of genetically modified Dinosaurs.
TheHero136 Best fanfic ever
TheHero136 BEST. COMMENT. EVER!!!! OMFG....
TheHero136 XXXDD
TheHero136 This comment was so fucking retarded. I literally do not have the linguistic skills necessary to articulate to you just how fucking stupid it was. I am shocked both at the number of likes this comment got, and the number of positive replies it got. You have to be like, 10 years old to think this is funny. I don't know why but I am so annoyed at this.
If Spino is such a badass why hasn't it killed the Trexes yet? It only decides to kill them years later when JP3 takes place?
Wrong: Herbivores are more likely to fight for territory than carnivores, they can take the risk. Herbivores can still find food if injured, if a carnivore is injured badly it'll starve.
Herbivores are more likely to be predated on if injured tho
Actually there are dozens of animals in the fossil record that have sustained horrific injuries, but managed to survive
"I'm pretty sure it was Alan screaming 'Site B, the river'."
"Ok, I'll get this on the diplomatic fast-track and also get authorization to deploy a Marine expeditionary unit for a live-fire mission. You know, in case your hunch turns out to be correct."
"But... if not, you *are* going to be wearing that French Maid outfit tonight."
Why the f*ck isn't Alan with Ellie anymore?!
noamoskaljov because Jurassic park can't tell you how much it hates you
Brianna Holliday You mean Jurassic Park III, not Jurassic Park. Right?
hu hu hu hu hu hu ha ha hu
Alan is the dino-man, so they had to get him on the island, and I guess they wanted Ellie to be out of the picture so that she wouldn't be there too.
noamoskaljov she wanted kids, he didn't
As for the "it sounds bigger" part, have you ever heard a large dog bark without seeing it? Big dogs sound large due to the depth and resonance of their bark. Same thing goes here. Anyone agree?
Nope. Bears don't roar and some little people have really big mouths
It's funny there was actually a alternate ending where instead of the pterodactyls flying to freedom you see them flying towards the helicopter
The Reason the Water caught on fire was because the gasoline from the boat got punctured and the Oil leaked out from it
That doesn’t make it any better
Rick Hunter YES IT DOES :/
@@rickhunter6513 yes because gasoline Lights no matter what its in
Is no one going to discuss the fact that the phone hasn't been dissolved by the dinosaurs stomach acid? Its been a few days no?
Nahh, I don’t think it’s that strong of acid. It’s not like a barrel of glowing bubbling liquid.
Its a satellite phone, (please dont) try digesting a penny, you will probably see intact next time u use the toilet
I'm just surprised the ringtone so loud that not only can you hear it inside the stomach, but you can hear it from a distance. Put that on a commercial and sell it.
Must be Nokia.
@@eavesDropSound it was in a pile of spino shit, but still sound needs air to travel.
"HOPE YOU CAN SWIMMMMmmmm...." lmfao 😂
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How did you forget to say that the food in vending machine, would be edible to eat?
Enough preservatives to last 100 years.
When you're starving your food standards go way down 😆
I mean it is packaged food, which I’d imagine can last a very long time without expiring
the biggest sin of THIS movie is that it wasnt directed by Speilberg so +1000sins
Neither was Jurassic World and that sucked too.
Romulan2469 jurassic World is the best movie of the world
Romulan2469 i havent seen JW but after JP3, i think ill leave the 4th installment alone
This is Darkside 154 JW clearly wasn't "the best movie of the world" but I respect your opinion.
It's not the best movie in the world, but it was a decent installment.
I love coming back to this film now that they've almost completely scratched the idea that Spinosaurus was a two-legged land animal.
NERRRRRRD
Don’t forget raptors are feathery aswell 😂
I dare the makers of the Jurassic park movies to make a realistic version.
Well to be Fair, the Spino Spends 57% of it's Screentime in a Raging River so that's a Sizeable Chunk of Proof that Says he's an Amphibian. The Spino also has Long Arms that were used to Swim and Crawl through the River so it's Possible this is also a nod to the Idea of a Spino standing on all 4 legs.
@@inactive7519 I would love to see a movie with all the dinos looking more realistic. Feathers and all.
The Spinosaurus was sleeping in the area and woke up when the phone started ringing. Hence Alan and company not hearing it.
Chris L It's also supposedly a BaronyxX Spinosaur hybrid. And is not the right size or hypothesized color.
Chris L I was gonna say the same , that would be the most logical explanation for them not hearing it
baryonyx/spinosaur hybrid? what the hell would be the purpose of creating that?
also trex aprear in visiter center the trex on the fucking boat! the spino aprering behind them
Did Spielberg tell you that?
😂 😂 that scene lost me at “those are herbivores they really wouldn’t be interested in fighting” 😂 he’s a like 4. I could see grant being like that as a dad probably why they didn’t get married, she wanted kids and he didn’t but they should have gotten married.
She married a lawyer, didn't she? I guess Donald Gennaro won the girl.
spinosaur most probably ate fish: sin
how does a small island (if indeed it is small) suffice to feed both a full grown trex and a full grown carnivorous spinosaur:sin
musicadictor How does it have enough to feed DOZENS OF BRACHIOSAURS. Like seriously.... in the first book they said that they had to import food...
***** That is false, Joe Johnson, the director of this movie confirmed it.
And small sized dinosaurs as well.
InGen_Nate_Kenny Confirmed what? That the T-Rex killed by the Spinosaurus was the last T-Rex? Or that JP III takes place on a different island?
Because unless there were two islands named Isla Sorna, the director doesn't know what he's talking about as both JP II and III DO take place on the same island.
musicadictor In the Lost World book, the research group was confused by the fact that there were so many carnivores on Isla Sorna. They concluded it was because of the mystery disease (labeled DX) which was passed on to all the dinosaurs; which is why a lot of them were dying before reaching full maturity.
As someone from San Diego, pterodactyl's did NOT bring their winged fury down on us
I would like to download the movie Jurassic Park 3 full movie
They couldn't land with all the needles and poop on the ground.
Also, isnt most of the food in the vending machines expired?
NaSir Osorno exactly
Mmmmm 8 year old, unrefridgerated tuna sandwich!
In a movie, everything lasts forever apparently.
Would you eat expired food or nothing at all
Unless it was canned, nothing. It would make you violently ill, and dehydrate you via shitting yourself to death.
It would make sense for the plant eating good dinos to be visible at first since they don't hunt anything and don't have to stay hidden.
Exactly. Like when you go on safari in Africa, do you see plains full of lions and leopards? No, you see gazelles and giraffes. The predators are small in number and waiting out of sight.
Just gonna say this but, it would've been great if Dr. Grant said "SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!"
Jacksepticeye refrence?
+Blazewing The Inferno Dragon What do you think?
BOOPER DOOPER!!
FORGET BILLY BILLY IS DEAD (white people versus white people)
BORK
2:16 "Sexy archeology" ? Thats paleontology not archeology.
1 sin to cinema sins
Also 10:55 a Pteranodon is not a dinosaur
2 sins to cinema sins
+Seb Gaming videos and more *Ding* *Ding*
Every little f###ing thing any movie does is a sin to this guy!!! He should either lighten up or f##k off
A pteranodon is in fact a dinosaur...
+TheWross Actually, a pteranodon is a pterosaur, not a dinosaur.
+TheWross Pterosaurs are large flying reptiles dumbass just like how Mosasuar is a large aquatic reptile.
I am willing to forgive Amanda for basically anything at that point where they find her boyfriend's body. She can be fairly assumed to have loved that guy, she has been worried (to put it mildly) for him and for her son for months, and suddenly she gets tackled by his rotting skeleton (at which point she must be assuming that her son is dead too). The film really puts her through the wringer.
It would’ve scared me if I’d seen my Girlfriend’s rotting body, too…
Well she wasn't assuming her son is dead too, because right after that scene she says that she freaked out because seeing the skeleton meant her son was all alone on the island.
In fact, we can make a sin count of CinemaSins to add a *ting* to perfectly explained and valid scenarios.
The darth maulosaur is actually called “Ceratosaurus” it was a medium sized carnivore about half the size of a rex. The more you know 🌈
Carnosaur?
George k. It was a Carno 🤦♂️
@@wawo8358 I was actually making fun of the movie Carnosaur...
George k. Meat eating meat-saurus
AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD KNOWS ABOUT DINOSAURS
Hahaha, on the money!
ALAN!
But I loved it as a kid
+docm77 eeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its doc
Nice, doc
docm77 hi
4:57 *Tricicloplots*
Tricicoplots*
ToxicSkull0 How the hell do you correct someone on that XD
Named my Spinosaurus in Jurassic World Evolution that
Minecraft_Godzilla Plaz LOL im naming my spino sorna and im naming one of my raptors "ALAN"
Can't be scarier than a tryiontorsaurous
"The T-virus?" Really? Not the "T Rex virus?" Ya dropped the ball on that one
The boats gas tank started leaking in the movie, that's how the river caught fire
How many fucking boats were there? If it wasn't an entire naval fleet, there is no way it's a reasonable explanation.
ONE and the Spino Was standing right over it but apparently logic doesn't exist for cenimasins And their fans
ShroudedWolf51 that is the only reasonable explanation because the movie shows it spilling its entire fuel tank onto the water.
The first time I saw this scene with the fire I thought that is something like greek fire
@@bruh5688 oooooo yess
Amanda: "What's a Bad idea"?
Me: "Your role in this movie"!
The biggest thing that ever got me about Jurassic Park was exactly how hilariously wrong it was about dinosaurs. T-Rex have bad vision, the first movie tells us? According to their descendants (birds), along with the average size and shape their visual cortex left in their skulls, that statement couldn't be _more_ wrong if it tried. Velociraptors were intelligent? For dinosaurs, yes, if not the smartest. That is to say, still probably less so than most canines or felines, much less fucking _primates._ Also, they were the size of turkeys.
Yeah, some of this stuff was discovered after the first movie. A lot of it was already known. I was _obsessed_ with paleontology as a child. My parents thought I'd love to see Jurassic Park when I was little. They finally told me to shut up and stop calling bullshit on the movie or I was grounded.
If they were portrayed scientifically accurate, the movies would've just been over 20 minutes long.
+Neon Waffles Shout out to fellow paleontology buffs! I don't know if the movies actually have reasoning behind it, but you could say that due to the RANA (frog DNA) used to fill in the holes in the genes (not saying that's actually plausible or reasonable, except for the fact that amphibian DNA is simpler than reptilian) a side effect could have been eyesight based more on movement, like frogs. It is shown that the animals in the first film were able to change gender, like some frog species, due to that genetic alteration. The book goes into more detail, but I'd have to read it again to see if the eyesight thing was actually justified by Crichton.
But yes, at this point it is pretty dumb to say T. rex had bad vision, being an ambush predator, unless it somehow had infrared sensors like a pit viper. I also agree that people majorly misunderstand dinosaur intelligence as a whole, especially dromaesaurs. And of course the film "Velociraptors" being 5-6 feet tall is blatantly false to anyone who knows a bit about paleontology. It's a shame really; Deinonychus just gets crapped on.
+Neon Waffles If the movie were scientifically accurate, it would be about a park with dinosaur bones where nothing happens...
+Neon Waffles But that's what I don't get. What is the point of studying a field like paleontology and then willfully seeing a movie like the JP series? That's like me wanting to be a professional baseball player and hanging out with Charlie Sheen because he played one in that one 80s movie.
You pretty much have to be looking for reasons to dislike it, which I think many people do. Instead of seeing it as two hours of basic fun and entertainment, many people went into JW just to squint their eyes and go "This fictional Hollywood film isn't completely scientifically accurate to everything I have studied."
The JP franchise has the most pretentious and demanding fans I know of. It's really unfortunate.
BackToBaskin Hey, I said "hilariously", didn't I? That wasn't a poor or unintended choice of words. I enjoyed the hell out of it, one of my favorite parts about the movie. It just seems that my enjoyment ruined my parent's enjoyment of it somewhat...
The laugh on the "Restricted" just broke me hahaha
I firmly believe that *RESTRICTED* was meant to indicate the film's MPAA rating, meaning rated R. I remember the first time I saw it in theaters with my dad. When that word came up on the screen at the start of the film, I was like, "Uh-oh. I think this movie is rated R and not PG-13." I don't know if those were my exact words spoken, but that was the gist of it.
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I was drinking my soda and at the end it said *ALAN* and I spit on my drink 😂😂
JIS Miner Do you mean screen?
You spit on your drink wow
You spit on your drink??? Wut lol
Gross
Im glad im not the only person who finds that funny 😂
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There's actually a book released about what Eric and the 8 weeks he went through alone on the Island, I read as a kid and I enjoyed it back then. can't remember the name!
U missed a sin: at the start, you could have sinned then for going gliding 207 miles off Coasta Rica
good point. surely they could have found an open stretch of water closer to wherever they began this outing. just how close is the parasailing outfitter to dino island that they could get to it in a speed boat without being aware of the danger it poses? do they like wasting gas or do they just hate return customers? in Lost World the boat captain knew the island was bad news and he had a much larger vessel capable of crossing longer distances.
@@user-pg7uj4bp4q It was likely the appeal of the fabled dinosoar island that drew them in. What was supposed to be sightseeing, as proven by the Dino-Soar parachute, the camcorder and the characters actively looking to see if any dinos were visible during the glide
Movie Sin 120: spino broke the gas storage on the watercraft. Sin is more like "how did that gas just conveniently stay clumped together near the bad dinosaur when spino's splashing the water and rain is all over the place? The gas would spread out and then Grant might've lit up everyone because he's an idiot."
Brom2855 If it ignited at all, with all that water there to dilute it and diffuse the volatile portions of the gas...
Not a gas expert, so I don't know the details of that.
Brom2855 I'm pretty sure that the rain would have smothered most any fuel on the surface, and the waves would have broken it up enough that the flare wouldn't light it on fire.
Brom2855 If there's a torrential down-pore happening, more than likely.
The reason the water lights ablaze is cus the boats gas tank leaks, it's visible a little earlier in the scene
So .......ex machina, got it
no the fuel tank got destroyed by the spino
I always wondered how the hell Billy was already on the chopper and patched up recovering when they literally just got there 😂
"Hope you can swiiiiim!" I died XD
me too.
We're not gonna mention the Tyrannosaurus abandoned a gigantic meal for 5 morsels?
Predatory instinct, cats kill things for the thrill of the hunt...it's not so far fetched to assume the same ideology for the Rex.
Also there's a good chance it was also defending its territory/meal by chasing them away, then stopped to face against the Spinosaurus since there was food nearby and felt the need to guard it.
@@5H11N4 it's a tyrannosaurus mate, not a cat. You're comparing apples to oranges.
@@NickThorbjørnsen2207 Animals operate by the same instincts and behaviors they have for millions of years. Cats today are no different than cats were millions of years ago.
@@blobbertmcblob4888 yeah but that's also domestic cats. Wild cats such as lions don't abandon a perfectly good meal for no reason.
@@blobbertmcblob4888 and again, it's a tyrannosaurus. Comparing apples to oranges.
LMAOO Darth Maulasaur
Completely glossed over the part where at the end there's this random guy in a suit that got there seemingly magically just to make the marine and navy entrance that much more dramatic
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