Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park III In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 5 років тому +4226

    Deserved un-sin: the flare gun would still work because the flares themselves are completely sealed. They work under water and in the rain. *reverse ding*

    • @bruhgart
      @bruhgart 5 років тому +146

      common sense does not apply. (re-ding)

    • @YouTubeFan559
      @YouTubeFan559 5 років тому +166

      Also gas tank was punctured that's why the river was on fire.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +38

      Yeah most people don't seem to know that
      Also.. It's actually MUCH more likely the kid could survive vs big groups, he can lay low, be stealthy and not be a target, he's smart
      Some dumb kid would get eaten right away, sure
      But has familiar with their habits, has a concealed base and food.. It's really not a big stretch compared to the retards in 2 practically putting out an all you can eat sign

    • @jabbafo
      @jabbafo 5 років тому +12

      Also they're not on a private jet....turbo prop maybe

    • @topbreak38
      @topbreak38 5 років тому +105

      @Enigma6344 It would. A flare gun is a simple design. It really only needs to lock up tight after closing and provide enough spring tension for the hammer to pop the primer and fire it. They are designed to work under extreme conditions because those are usually the conditions a person needs a flare gun.

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 5 років тому +1976

    Fun fact, the Rex v Spino fight was originally going to be longer, AND with animatronics!
    ...Until the Rex robot accidentally got decapitated by the Spino. Whoops!

    • @votpavel
      @votpavel 5 років тому +48

      really?interesting

    • @pokemonfunny3404
      @pokemonfunny3404 4 роки тому +18

      @@votpavel very interesting

    • @ether2275
      @ether2275 4 роки тому +160

      Lmao imagine their reactions when it broke

    • @nepperoni2894
      @nepperoni2894 4 роки тому +125

      @Reagan Doll The Spino animatronic was much heavier than the T-Rex one, and apparently it fell on the T-Rex one and crushed it.

    • @timmytunes348
      @timmytunes348 4 роки тому +3

      Thoralmir they did it CGI

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 4 роки тому +385

    “All dinosaurs must stalk their prey slowly in fear of the movie ending early”
    Lmfao

  • @TheWyRmSlAyEr
    @TheWyRmSlAyEr 4 роки тому +626

    Why didn't you sin when grant saw the 'new' raptor in his dream and not the old one which he had seen already?

    • @davidcolantuono3622
      @davidcolantuono3622 4 роки тому +98

      That's the problem I had with this film. The Raptor talking to Alan in his dream was excusable since dreams are known to be out of the ordinary. I've had several dreams that could never really happen. But, the fact that the Raptor he saw in his dream was one that he had never seen until later in the film is something I could never forgive about Jurassic Park III. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

    • @mr.burnsgaming8985
      @mr.burnsgaming8985 4 роки тому +15

      I noticed that as well

    • @josh007rules
      @josh007rules 4 роки тому +7

      You know what dreams are like

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 3 роки тому +11

      They cut an opening scene where he was trying to teach a parrot to say his name, the dream sequence was meant to pay that off

    • @kimurico1
      @kimurico1 3 роки тому +7

      Maybe that's a hint that those raptors exist only in Dr.Grant's imagination, and actually the whole franchise is just a series of dreams.
      Or maybe it's just a sin, WHO KNOWS?

  • @THEQUEENANSREVENGE
    @THEQUEENANSREVENGE 4 роки тому +929

    2:15 I hate to be that guy but archaeology is the study of cultural history and ancient human culture, whereas this is paleontology.
    This is not sexy archeology,
    It’s sexy paleontology

    • @emmabarber5989
      @emmabarber5989 4 роки тому +28

      As an archaeology student, i was looking for this comment :D

    • @ShopeeMarketteam
      @ShopeeMarketteam 4 роки тому +21

      It's Cinema sins, don't expect much from him

    • @lotus8377
      @lotus8377 4 роки тому +10

      Ross approves

    • @clockworkNate
      @clockworkNate 4 роки тому +4

      You dont have to be intelligent to point out someones disintelligence durr

    • @armadyl1212
      @armadyl1212 4 роки тому +4

      DING!

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 5 років тому +800

    When chased by a dinosaur always remember the golden rule: You don't need to be the fastest. You only need to be faster than the last in line.

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 роки тому +35

      Always bring a cripple, that way you have a 99% of escaping

    • @jakelowang4132
      @jakelowang4132 4 роки тому +3

      Why did you take your shoes off, you can't run from a bear i don't need to i just need to run faster than you.

    • @barozukos7791
      @barozukos7791 4 роки тому +6

      Thats literally one of ARKs loading screen tips lol

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +1

      Well fuck, I'm screwed then. I've been the last in line all my life except for graduating high school. I was the second to last in my class then.

    • @Nexalian_Gamer
      @Nexalian_Gamer 3 роки тому +1

      That's why you always kidnap a kid when hiking and then return them later.That way you can use the kid to distract an animal if it tries to attack and the kid's death will look accidental, so you will get off scot free.

  • @jlynch9869
    @jlynch9869 4 роки тому +1761

    Hey the black guy does not die first so that's a plus

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 роки тому +40

      Oh damn true. I never noticed

    • @cocoduck7745
      @cocoduck7745 4 роки тому +119

      Yeah nobody says anything when white guy dies but everybody screams racist when Black guy dies

    • @kentraviousmckenzie6886
      @kentraviousmckenzie6886 4 роки тому +21

      cocoduck not really

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 4 роки тому +46

      cocoduck I don’t care who dies tbh as long as there’s action and gore, it’s a good Jurassic park movie.

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 4 роки тому +27

      @@cocoduck7745 You sound like a racist.

  • @davecaveentertainment243
    @davecaveentertainment243 2 роки тому +52

    3:05. Jurassic Park starts with a scene showing a raptor killing a worker. The Lost World starts with the little girl getting attacked by a flock of Procompsognathus. This is actually the first movie in the franchise where the first dinosaurs we physically see are herbivores. Although it is strongly implied the Spinosaurus attacked the boat in the first scene even though we didn't actually see it.

  • @swaggy_sammy_2440
    @swaggy_sammy_2440 6 років тому +843

    *A L A N*

    • @path4522
      @path4522 5 років тому +15

      *H O P E Y O U C A N S W I M*

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 5 років тому +4

      Sam Pappadellis why did I HEAR that 😂

    • @imaybestupid2045
      @imaybestupid2045 3 роки тому

      Im two years late darn it

  • @Igi293
    @Igi293 5 років тому +666

    “Coopers a professional he can handle himself” was the biggest sin in the movie 😂

    • @nickelgaming786
      @nickelgaming786 5 років тому +11

      RIGHT?! xD

    • @topsyturvy4707
      @topsyturvy4707 3 роки тому +54

      It’s my favourite Meme line in the movie. Cooper went one v one against a Dino that beat the T-Rex and all he got was a few cuts and a bad arm. The only real reason he died was that he tried to get the plane to stop. But if he just kept running around he would’ve probably lost the Spino. Cooper was definitely a professional and could handle himself.

    • @coopergillam6442
      @coopergillam6442 3 роки тому +2

      Rude

    • @topsyturvy4707
      @topsyturvy4707 3 роки тому +21

      @@coopergillam6442 you are a professional, you can handle yourself. XD

    • @mitzysmith8850
      @mitzysmith8850 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe he should of had a grande launcher or a Bazooka

  • @acrossthepond2830
    @acrossthepond2830 4 роки тому +365

    ‘Wouldn’t he have been more likely to go with the true story rather than the lie?’
    Probably not. Had they told the truth Grant would’ve known they planned to land on the island to search for their kid, and would have refused. The crux of their plan was that Grant wouldn’t know they were going to land until he was already on the plane. We can assume from how angry he gets that he wouldn’t have considered helping if he knew they were going to land. By telling him they were just dinosaur enthusiasts who wanted a guide they had him thinking they were just going to fly over, so he agreed.

    • @declannewton2556
      @declannewton2556 4 роки тому +40

      Ironically, telling him the truth would prevent the events of this movie from occurring while Eric would still be rescued.
      Grant could have used his connections to the State Department via Ellie's husband to _at least_ get a military crew dispatched to the island to rescue him.

    • @nicholase2868
      @nicholase2868 3 роки тому +11

      @@declannewton2556 I doubt it. Who would expect a kid to survive on the island?

    • @connorbrennan4233
      @connorbrennan4233 3 роки тому +4

      @@nicholase2868 They don't reaply go that in-depth into it. I suppose that it would be a tad unbelievable after the couple dozen "Marlboro men" from the last film got picked off very easily.

    • @MurihSantos
      @MurihSantos 2 роки тому

      @@nicholase2868 exactly, he would for sure say "lol, I won't go there, this kid is fucking dead, for sure"

    • @Spinosaurus44
      @Spinosaurus44 2 роки тому +3

      True, we even see him begin pointing out the dinosaurs and describing them from the plane window before he realizes they’re about to land and gets knocked out

  • @JRH6271
    @JRH6271 3 роки тому +468

    All these sins and I still love this entire franchise.

    • @TG-ix9id
      @TG-ix9id 3 роки тому +11

      Fun to watch. Would have been even better without the stupid swearing.

    • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216
      @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 2 роки тому +7

      @TG Exactly! Finally someone who sees that profanity is unnecessary in a film!

    • @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216
      @ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 2 роки тому +3

      Yes! TWO someone's who agree! 😁

    • @nolan4826
      @nolan4826 2 роки тому +6

      @@TG-ix9id it was very mild

    • @TG-ix9id
      @TG-ix9id 2 роки тому +4

      @@nolan4826 Mild? I guess these days it is. None would be much, much better

  • @JacobHernandez
    @JacobHernandez 9 років тому +1530

    Jeremy says Archaeology, even though archaeology only deals with ancient humans. Paleontology deals with ancient animals.
    *Ding*

    • @crusaderbisharp369
      @crusaderbisharp369 9 років тому +16

      Was just about to say this lol

    • @glengonzalez9279
      @glengonzalez9279 9 років тому +47

      Also he says pterodactyls are dinosaurs, when in fact they're actually flying reptiles.

    • @dennisdegasEDG
      @dennisdegasEDG 9 років тому +26

      Glen Gonzalez And the fact that there are no such things as Pterodactyls, those are actually pterandons
      Ding Ding

    • @luciusfucius
      @luciusfucius 9 років тому +17

      dennis degas Those are pteranodons not doubt, but pterodactyls most certainly existed just look them up.
      Ding ding ding

    • @dennisdegasEDG
      @dennisdegasEDG 9 років тому +17

      Pterodactyl is not an animal, Pterodactylus is...
      Ding Ding Ding Ding

  • @topperofhats3005
    @topperofhats3005 5 років тому +359

    "This guy didn't even graduate from the Prometheus school of running away from things"

    • @DavidBarkland
      @DavidBarkland 4 роки тому +3

      Actually, I think he graduated at the top of the class.

    • @myhc640
      @myhc640 4 роки тому +17

      He graduated from the Horror School of standing still in front of dangerous things instead of running

    • @Sixxdee9
      @Sixxdee9 4 роки тому +5

      MYHC I think _Shout Hello After Hearing a Loud Noise_ was his major

  • @musicf3b
    @musicf3b 9 років тому +462

    In all these years I've still never gotten over that Raptor dream. Wtf was that about

    • @Brianna.
      @Brianna. 9 років тому +180

      Raptor PTSD?

    • @stupendousrexbondoc2847
      @stupendousrexbondoc2847 9 років тому +53

      musicf3b The guys who made the movie tried to say : "Fuck you".

    • @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378
      @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378 9 років тому +1

      It's like when in "Conspiracies" Jack dreams about the Rakoshi and they all start chanting at him that you're one of us.

    • @camcam807
      @camcam807 9 років тому +17

      musicf3b I always thought it was that Alan fears the raptors and is scared of how smart they can get. Like maybe they can adapt to how humans can talk and mimic us.
      So, he fears the raptors more than the T-rex's and other ones.
      And I liked Jurassic Park 3.
      :D

    • @stupendousrexbondoc2847
      @stupendousrexbondoc2847 9 років тому +1

      CTROCK20 You like Jurassic Pile of Shit 3?! It's the worst. You can check my video and it'll explain you why.

  • @notricky1680
    @notricky1680 4 роки тому +136

    1) yes, things CAN sound bigger
    2) the "not moving a muscle thing" probably meant "dont alert it that we're alive" once the t rex was alerted, it didn't make sense to not run away. At least, that's how I always saw it when I was younger

    • @takedown205productions6
      @takedown205productions6 4 роки тому +14

      The way I see it, the Rex likely knew they were all alive and looking at them. Because dinos are quite unfamiliar with humans, it was likely contemplating what exactly was standing behind it's kill; the first Rex from the first Jurassic Park probably wouldn't have bothered the jeeps either, if it weren't for the passengers making themselves out as possible prey items.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 роки тому +8

      He also would have gotten trampled if he continued standing still

    • @robsmith961
      @robsmith961 2 роки тому +3

      @@michaeldaniels642 That and he made a split second decision, so it's pretty hard to fault him here.

    • @trevorleder
      @trevorleder Рік тому +3

      I see this comment is old but I still would like to mention that the reason he told them not to move is because the t-rex (in the movie) is only able to see you clearly if you move. I'm not sure if it was said in the movie, but I know it was said in the Jurassic Park book that the amphibian DNA used to help bring the dinosaurs back messed with their visual cortices. Basically, amphibians (like frogs, toads, salamanders, etc.) are only able to see clearly if they sense movement.

    • @notricky1680
      @notricky1680 Рік тому +1

      @@trevorleder Yeah, I think a lot of modern day predators have vision that is extra sensitive to movement to track prey

  • @enricosarmiento4152
    @enricosarmiento4152 6 років тому +451

    Jurassic Park - Man playing God with the power of genetics
    The Lost World Jurassic Park - How environmentalism should work and ethical questions about cleaning up the mess of the misuse of the powers of humanity
    Jurassic World - Questions on consumerism and capitalism
    Jurassic Park 3 - People running from dinosaurs

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 6 років тому +76

      Jurassic Park 3 is actually a stark reminder to what Ingen and Hammond created, and proves that Grant can't erase the dinosaurs by ignoring them, life even found a way when the Pteranodons escaped.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 6 років тому +12

      Riot Breaker No

    • @CultistKingQ
      @CultistKingQ 6 років тому +26

      Enrico Sarmiento/ and Jurassic world fallen kingdom-illegal trade and misuse of genetics

    • @lonelysatoshi2482
      @lonelysatoshi2482 6 років тому +7

      Riot Breaker actualy, no.
      All the things you see in this movie was ereased, spinosaurs only care to chase the protagonists for nothing even he eats fish, not people, this just was to save a kid and survive the island, everyone in the movies didin't even know this happend, it dosent helps the Franchise even it makes more questions.

    • @internetduck1520
      @internetduck1520 6 років тому +8

      All of them are about human stupidity and human mistakes/greed.

  • @grandpagohan1
    @grandpagohan1 9 років тому +588

    Woah, woah, woah. Not even ONE sin for the Spino killing the T-Rex? Jeez, I thought EVERYONE hated that scene.

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 9 років тому +58

      grandpagohan1 I legit cried when I first saw that as a kid. I hated the Spino.

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 9 років тому +75

      Beth H For me, the Spinosaurus went from a dinosaur who was pretty cool, to the single most hated character in a movie I've even seen. Not just "Oh, booo, it's the villain", but sheer "Fuck everything about this fucker!". Whoever greenlight that fight needs to be punched in the dick or the boob, depending on what hurts more.

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 9 років тому +119

      Beth H For me, Spino was, and always will be, much more badass. Fuck t-rex. Fucking massive-headed emu. Hell, even 2014 spino is more badass than t-rex

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 9 років тому +55

      Magmafrost13 And that's your opinion. If you like the fish-eater, go ahead. It was still stupidly handled in the movie.

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 9 років тому +41

      grandpagohan1 Thank you! I don't care if others like the Spino. T-Rex will always be the best to me.

  • @oliversr6
    @oliversr6 6 років тому +236

    OH LOOK - Jurassic World :Fallen Kingdom, has a dinosaur DNA smuggling sub plot. You called it 3 years ago!

    • @Scarlight_JB
      @Scarlight_JB 6 років тому +13

      Oliver Shea actually he called it since the first JW because Henry Wu took his suitcase containing what he needed to make the Indoraptor (besides the Indominus Tooth) and went in a helicopter after the Indominus pretty much ruined everything to more or less Lockwood’s estate to meet up with Mills

    • @drizz4553
      @drizz4553 5 років тому +6

      Oliver Shea don't forget when the fat guy tried to steal the DNA in the first Jurrassic Park

  • @bligabliga
    @bligabliga 3 роки тому +116

    Alan: "its a bird cage"
    Amanda: "for what?"
    Me: "for parrots. what did you expect? youre on an island full of dinosaurs. youve never heard of pterodactyls?"

    • @abhinavmishra1965
      @abhinavmishra1965 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

    • @gamerman7466
      @gamerman7466 2 роки тому +6

      Pteranadon and neither of those are dinosaurs

    • @bligabliga
      @bligabliga 2 роки тому +5

      @@gamerman7466 i know theyre not dinosaurs, but theyre still on the island.
      You spelled Pteranodon wrong btw

    • @TheOppositeOfGenius
      @TheOppositeOfGenius Рік тому +3

      i mean amanda never heard about dinos that much xd

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 8 років тому +1131

    3:34
    No kidding, that is _extremely_ racist. As a white man, I am insulted that I am apparently not as tasty as a black guy.

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 8 років тому +70

      +AkuTenshiiZero White guys just need more salt, carry some salt with you and all the murderous psycho monsters will chose you over the Kuntucy Fried Black Guy

    • @anthonyhargis6855
      @anthonyhargis6855 8 років тому +43

      +AkuTenshiiZero Everyone knows that a kid will eat the middle of the Oreo first and save the chocolate cookie for last.

    • @tmac3019
      @tmac3019 8 років тому +17

      +AkuTenshiiZero naybe the dinosaurs only like dark meat

    • @andrewthedragon8609
      @andrewthedragon8609 8 років тому +4

      tmac tmac really they do not know what's a black person is in head it food.

    • @angryrabidfoxes7380
      @angryrabidfoxes7380 8 років тому +16

      on another note, why is the talking raptor reguarded as the low point in the franchise? its clearly the gymnastic raptor- take down from the lost world. Who else agrees?

  • @funnydude595
    @funnydude595 9 років тому +676

    I think Jurassic World ignores Lost World and Jurassic Park 3. It's just a sequel to Jurassic Park

    • @dudejoe24
      @dudejoe24 9 років тому +50

      Jon Winkler your correct and even the t rex in the first movie is going to be in Jurassic World

    • @funnydude595
      @funnydude595 9 років тому +81

      Jack of All Vamps if he gets killed off in the first half hour, I'm walking out of that movie

    • @dudejoe24
      @dudejoe24 9 років тому +15

      Jon Winkler actully a she but i hear its going to nuts in the movie

    • @TitaniumShortcake
      @TitaniumShortcake 9 років тому +18

      Jon Winkler I think somewhere on the promotional site, those Pteranodons at the end got a mention actually. Something about them being shot down.

    • @globox123456789
      @globox123456789 9 років тому +28

      Jon Winkler
      No, it doesn't. The guy Vincent D'onofrio plays in World got famous for shooting the pterodactyls that fled at the end of JP3 over Canada.

  • @wt8012
    @wt8012 6 років тому +402

    I actually really liked this movie. I mean, the 1993 original will always be my favourite, but thought that the third movie was pretty darn good. Very watchable, IMO. I don't get all the hate.

    • @amyjo6690
      @amyjo6690 2 роки тому +46

      Thank you I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

    • @Shadowgod1000
      @Shadowgod1000 2 роки тому +7

      I used to like this as a kid, granite was the only movie we had on DVD, I believe we have the original on VHS. I don't hate that movie I just don't think it's that great and compared to the other movies it is just the weakest of the series.

    • @Resimaster
      @Resimaster 2 роки тому +5

      For me the third film just felt like a longwinded subplot, as if Alan, Lex and Tim got their own movie about their trek back to the visitors center.

    • @Taniere
      @Taniere 2 роки тому +3

      I just watched it. I love it!

    • @hehehehaw8346
      @hehehehaw8346 2 роки тому +18

      They hate the movie cuz their precious T rex died🤧😂

  • @anthonybarnes706
    @anthonybarnes706 2 роки тому +124

    This was my favourite movie as a kid. I just remember being obsessed with the spinosaurus. As a kid who loved Dinosaurs, it was shocking for me to see something that was stronger than a T. rex. For all it flaws, I will always love JP3

    • @TheGreatBlob24
      @TheGreatBlob24 Рік тому +5

      Anyone who knows anything about modern paleo knows spino would get its butt kicked by rex!

    • @Trebeach
      @Trebeach Рік тому +3

      I completely relate. The vibe of the whole movie just brings me a certain nostalgia

    • @TheGreatBlob24
      @TheGreatBlob24 Рік тому +5

      Hey I’m not saying you can’t like the movie, I’m just saying the T.rex would kick (or in this case bite) the spinos butt!

    • @raghochadman
      @raghochadman Рік тому +1

      the first bite by the rex wouldve ended the fight

    • @dukenukem69
      @dukenukem69 6 місяців тому

      ​@@TheGreatBlob24nope cry more

  • @lucas-pm8ji
    @lucas-pm8ji 7 років тому +254

    "no force on heaven or earth will get me on that island" except money, because money's from hell and didn't say nothing about hell

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 років тому

      Also, the kid. After Tim and Lex (well, Tim, at least), he's all about rescuing kids

    • @ZbricksShow
      @ZbricksShow 6 років тому

      Lol so true

    • @lawrencebittke8478
      @lawrencebittke8478 6 років тому +1

      lucas 8261 Sam Neil goes to the island on the word that William Macy will pay him big time bucks. He should have said he’ll take half up front and the rest when he finds the couple’s son; then again there’d be no movie in the first place, right?

    • @Jocke-04
      @Jocke-04 6 років тому

      Lawrence Bittke he didn't know it was a rescue mission

    • @nathenhutchison6182
      @nathenhutchison6182 6 років тому

      A much more interesting premise for JP3 (in my opinion) would have been if Dr. Grant's assistance was requested to help address the problems being caused on the mainland due to the dinosaurs that escaped from Isla Nublar. That topic was never really explored in any depth in the books.

  • @HelloGeneric
    @HelloGeneric 9 років тому +1921

    You totally nailed the smuggling out of the park prediction for Jurassic World . Don't want to say more for spoiler purposes, but that's freaking ridiculous

    • @WranghisKhan
      @WranghisKhan 9 років тому +14

      Hello Generic I was just thinking the same thing

    • @OfDaSouth
      @OfDaSouth 9 років тому +61

      Wait no I JUST saw Jurassic World, and no one was trying to smuggle anything the whole movie! What are you referring to?

    • @justinyou5118
      @justinyou5118 9 років тому +219

      *SPOILER*
      If i recall correctly the asian guy (forgot his name) put the indominus rex embryo's into his suitcase before leaving the park on the helicopter.

    • @WranghisKhan
      @WranghisKhan 9 років тому +72

      Justin You
      SPOILER
      Your right. He was never killed and Hoskins sent him off the island with Embryos a little while before everyone started prepping to hunt down the Indominus Rex

    • @mchero5534
      @mchero5534 9 років тому +32

      OfDaSouth also, the miltary guy was trying to steal the raptors from owen

  • @RC-sr4cs
    @RC-sr4cs 6 років тому +312

    Who wanted Tea Leoni’s character (Amanda) dead already after only 5 minutes of her screen time?

    • @DPXerxes
      @DPXerxes 6 років тому +7

      I accidentally read scream time, so I guess that means I feel the same as you.

    • @TheGuyWhoSaysOhYeah
      @TheGuyWhoSaysOhYeah 6 років тому

      Totally!

    • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
      @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 6 років тому +10

      yup. both of em infact. Most unlikely couple ever. no chemistry

    • @bigpicturethinking5620
      @bigpicturethinking5620 6 років тому +1

      David Duchovny

    • @phapnui
      @phapnui 6 років тому +5

      Not me. 1 minute was all it took. She and that guy who plays the president in Independence Day worst actors I have ever seen. Awful emoting.

  • @erikschiller7210
    @erikschiller7210 4 роки тому +68

    The velociraptor saying “Alan” would make more sense if it was the one from Jurassic Park.

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 Рік тому +2

      Or if they kept the deleted scene where he sees a video of them

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath2046 8 років тому +872

    Palaeontology, mate. Not archaeology

    • @pixelsafoison
      @pixelsafoison 8 років тому +52

      Ding

    • @davidstone1657
      @davidstone1657 8 років тому +1

      Qqqqqqqqqqwwwwwweee

    • @Usulcardo
      @Usulcardo 8 років тому +41

      Also, Pterosaurs (Pteranodon) not fucking pterodactyls ffs

    • @Usulcardo
      @Usulcardo 8 років тому +16

      ***** No. It's like saying football is a sub-division of tennis. And also, pterodactyl = pterosaur BUT pteranodon =/= pterodactyl. Pterosauria is the name of the order.
      Also, no Mosasaurus is not Ichthyosaurus. They're both different genus, in different families: Mosasauridae and Ichthyosauridae.

    • @MrShoebox21
      @MrShoebox21 8 років тому +8

      I actually learned something from a UA-cam comment. Kudos, sir.

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 8 років тому +82

    Wow he was right. Jurassic World DID have someone wanting something dino-related from the island. It was that one military guy who wanted to use the raptors to flush out terrorists.

    • @conniehan2340
      @conniehan2340 8 років тому

      so true!

    • @TomskyB
      @TomskyB 8 років тому +15

      Also, Henry Wu escapes the island with the dinosaur embryos.

    • @HomoSolari
      @HomoSolari 8 років тому +1

      +Tomsk Bromley (TheFeatheredTRex) He's also the only one to succeed in smuggling stuff of the island(s).

    • @tobito9730
      @tobito9730 8 років тому +3

      And who wanted I-Rex DNA

    • @KnopsLPs
      @KnopsLPs 8 років тому +1

      apart from that, i'm pretty sure they would have embryos stored somewhere else as well.

  • @kaijuhub3937
    @kaijuhub3937 9 років тому +315

    At least the mandatory kid was useful.

    • @leviathantheseadragon5655
      @leviathantheseadragon5655 9 років тому +16

      Looking at you Tim and Lex !

    • @BadRastafari97
      @BadRastafari97 9 років тому +33

      Leviathan the Sea Dragon but they were believeable as kids and what kids would do in the situation. but I guess some kids are more ballsy than others

    • @alluraambrose2978
      @alluraambrose2978 9 років тому +31

      Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim and lex vs the raptors in the kitchen is one of the best scenes created in a pg13 movie. shame raptors are dumb doggies next movie:(

    • @leviathantheseadragon5655
      @leviathantheseadragon5655 9 років тому +1

      Well , Tim was kinda good some times (except the Fence) . But Lex ... Seriously ...
      Well , I kind of enjoyed the Kitchen part . I still don't get how Lex and Tim were able to fend off the Raptors , but hey that was cool . Compensates for the Unnecessary crying .

    • @18aidanme
      @18aidanme 9 років тому +23

      Leviathan the Sea Dragon Tim was fucking useless, when lex was doing shit on the computer and the other people were trying to grab the gun, what was tim doing? Not helping anyone and standing around like an idiot.

  • @caitlynl02135
    @caitlynl02135 3 роки тому +44

    I remember watching the movie and being so damn frustrated by them constantly yelling through the whole damn movie. What on Earth is going through their heads for them to think that is a good idea??!!!

  • @thesymbioticlunala4783
    @thesymbioticlunala4783 6 років тому +89

    The Reason the Water caught on fire was because the gasoline from the boat got punctured and the Oil leaked out from it

    • @rickhunter6513
      @rickhunter6513 5 років тому

      That doesn’t make it any better

    • @thelordoflasagna
      @thelordoflasagna 5 років тому +6

      Rick Hunter YES IT DOES :/

    • @deadly5881
      @deadly5881 5 років тому +4

      @@rickhunter6513 yes because gasoline Lights no matter what its in

  • @VaporeonLayne
    @VaporeonLayne 5 років тому +91

    Alan: No force on Earth or Heaven can get me on that island.
    Paul & Amanda: Hold my beer.

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 Рік тому +2

      Nope, it was a private jet that wasn't in heaven or on the earth
      It was in the sky

  • @jamesdenofantiquity
    @jamesdenofantiquity 5 років тому +35

    Loved the Alan moment when he is dreaming, it is entirely possible and funny. I used to stop and watch that moment specifically when my son watched it ten times a week.

  • @jordancoronado1736
    @jordancoronado1736 3 роки тому +33

    You forgot one. When Alan says it's a bird cage and Amanda asks "For what?" 😂

    • @missmoxie9188
      @missmoxie9188 3 роки тому +5

      It’s obviously for canaries

    • @abhinavmishra1965
      @abhinavmishra1965 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caspy1009
      @caspy1009 2 роки тому

      She meant for what dinosaur in case you're too brainless to understand.

  • @spacexbound
    @spacexbound 6 років тому +18

    To be fair, Alan wasn't lying when he said nothing could convince him to go on the island. He was tricked, he never had any intention of landing, only doing some fly-overs.

  • @geogaltwothousandfive8023
    @geogaltwothousandfive8023 5 років тому +111

    The music in these movies is fukin AMAZING.

    • @angelqueenmountbattenwinds8625
      @angelqueenmountbattenwinds8625 4 роки тому +1

      GeoGal TwoThousandFive isn't it😍😍😍thans to john Williams❤❤❤

    • @twinendymion947
      @twinendymion947 4 роки тому +2

      John Williams man... John Williams

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 4 роки тому +2

      Yea the scene where they enter the “hatchery” with the baby dinosaurs was well scored!

    • @TheSnomGuy
      @TheSnomGuy 4 роки тому +1

      I didn’t expect someone to say good things about this movie other than me

  • @Nckolas20
    @Nckolas20 9 років тому +166

    I'm adding on sins every time he says "private jet" when it's clearly a private PLANE. CinemaSins is terrible at their "job"

    • @erickiltz
      @erickiltz 9 років тому +14

      SciGuy Um, yeah I think I see the point you're making that it wasn't a jet but... a jet is a plane...

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 9 років тому +21

      Eric Kiltz jets may be planes but planes aren't jets! (Also somehow I typed jwts and my autocorrect said mega. Just... I don't even know why autocorrect exists if it will always mess up!)

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous 9 років тому +3

      Who cares jets planes whatever. You know what he meant. I'm sure he isn't thinking oh yea make I say plane not jet before they call me out of it. Yes more worried about the movie. Plus many people say that way not realizing it's wrong but people know what they're talking about

    • @vulture_5212
      @vulture_5212 9 років тому +11

      Then again, most people don't say "Private plane" they say "Private jet"
      And private planes are also much less common than private jets
      but you would still be amazing at CinemaSins for that tiny detail

    • @AFreakingAxeCH
      @AFreakingAxeCH 9 років тому +1

      I will give you a sin for not realizing that those 2 thing's in common is that both go in the air....and nobody gibes a shit about that thing.

  • @RogueAOV
    @RogueAOV 4 роки тому +36

    Since the kid recognizes the ringing cell phone as his dads sat phone, this implies that a guy that runs a paint and tile store owns a sat phone, for some reason.

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 6 років тому +68

    "This guy DIDN'T graduate from the Prometheus School of running away from things." Hahahah Jeremy's the fukcing best

    • @christopherholt6750
      @christopherholt6750 4 роки тому

      He's very knowledgeable. He analyzes every detail of these movies, time zones, physics, what the characters (or creatures) in the film should be doing compared to what the film shows us. I bet he could make his own movie and it would be awesome. No sins. But Hollywood wouldn't go for it. Gotta have those sins. Raptors and T-Rex's must move very slowly on the heroes, but eat the villains rapidly.

  • @mellinasgimenez1987
    @mellinasgimenez1987 9 років тому +431

    ALAN... ALAAAN!

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 9 років тому +41

      WHAT!?

    • @0My0Channel0
      @0My0Channel0 9 років тому +6

      Alan Lozano wake up!... ah no, that's Alan Wake :\

    • @EvtheNev
      @EvtheNev 9 років тому +9

      José Mellinas *Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!*

    • @Myelso
      @Myelso 9 років тому +5

      José Mellinas That always scares the shit out of me. Don't know why.

    • @leviathantheseadragon5655
      @leviathantheseadragon5655 9 років тому +11

      José Mellinas Imagine being Allan : "HOLY SHIT TALKING RAPTOR NEXT TO ME !" That's some next level Dream Trip .

  • @screwball6958
    @screwball6958 9 років тому +291

    Darth Maulasaur XD.

  • @Great_Cthulhu
    @Great_Cthulhu 4 роки тому +19

    Wrong: Herbivores are more likely to fight for territory than carnivores, they can take the risk. Herbivores can still find food if injured, if a carnivore is injured badly it'll starve.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 3 роки тому +3

      Herbivores are more likely to be predated on if injured tho
      Actually there are dozens of animals in the fossil record that have sustained horrific injuries, but managed to survive

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 9 років тому +335

    Everything. Everything was wrong with Jurassic Park 3. Every minute I spent enduring it was accompanied by the tortured screams of my childhood being torn apart by dream sequence talking raptors.

    • @nickcheatham6735
      @nickcheatham6735 9 років тому +38

      I just watched it recently it wasn't that bad

    • @nickcheatham6735
      @nickcheatham6735 9 років тому +3

      I never saw the lost world I always assumed this was the second one when I was a kid and I liked it just fine

    • @Liam40000
      @Liam40000 9 років тому +17

      Bleeters Its way better than the second one. Jurassic Park will follow the same pattern as Indiana Jones' series - Instant classic, shit, return to form, shit reboot.

    • @subscribe6320
      @subscribe6320 9 років тому +4

      Bleeters i think the talking raptor scene was the high-point of the movie. very daring, very avant-garde.

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 9 років тому +32

      Bleeters I'm lucky i watched it as a kid - all that mattered to me was that there were dinosaurs on screen.

  • @Exanull
    @Exanull 9 років тому +124

    You forgot one sin at the vending machine part. The food is probably expired by then

    • @jennymedrano5104
      @jennymedrano5104 9 років тому +14

      NTR You know, I never thought of that, and if that's the case, these people should be crapping or throwing up lol

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 9 років тому +36

      NTR Mapping Not sure what kind of food you're used to getting from vending machines, but normally it's just soda, chips and candy. At worst it'd just be stale. It's not like there's cheese and chicken in there.

    • @David-cj8wv
      @David-cj8wv 9 років тому +7

      +NTR Mapping Not really they're probably just like chips they would probably be stale but not expired cause that shit has loads of preservatives

    • @THEghost13579
      @THEghost13579 9 років тому +4

      +NTR Mapping It may have twinkies in it.

    • @KorGarrot
      @KorGarrot 9 років тому +4

      +xXFatalBlowXx “xXPowerShotXx” Not to mention that as long as a container remains sealed then food inside won't spoil. it may taste funny but it won't be "bad"

  • @modernwarriorsystems7347
    @modernwarriorsystems7347 5 років тому +181

    Serious question. How many movies do you watch per day to keep this channel going?

    • @308MiA
      @308MiA 3 роки тому +21

      they probably watch 1-2 per week depending on their upload schedule that month. I'm sure in the beginning it was the biggest grind but they have a crew now which is healthier so he doesn't lose his mind- more than he already has 😜

    • @ladygeminisamuels7689
      @ladygeminisamuels7689 3 роки тому +1

      I wondered that too!

  • @blunew467
    @blunew467 3 роки тому +10

    The people who made this movie were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn’t stop and think if they should.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 6 місяців тому

      Basically with a plot like this, they shouldn’t have made this movie in the first place 😂

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 7 років тому +592

    The Spinosaurus was sleeping in the area and woke up when the phone started ringing. Hence Alan and company not hearing it.

    • @nopeg5730
      @nopeg5730 7 років тому +22

      Chris L It's also supposedly a BaronyxX Spinosaur hybrid. And is not the right size or hypothesized color.

    • @joshuaedwards235
      @joshuaedwards235 7 років тому +26

      Chris L I was gonna say the same , that would be the most logical explanation for them not hearing it

    • @Dizzeke
      @Dizzeke 7 років тому +17

      baryonyx/spinosaur hybrid? what the hell would be the purpose of creating that?

    • @fishbot9902
      @fishbot9902 6 років тому +1

      also trex aprear in visiter center the trex on the fucking boat! the spino aprering behind them

    • @Grooby
      @Grooby 6 років тому

      Did Spielberg tell you that?

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 6 років тому +192

    Kid lasts 8 weeks and that bothers people? “Hudson!!!! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training!” They mostly come at night, mostly. And then there’s Robin Williams in Jumanji 🤣

    • @levinix5792
      @levinix5792 6 років тому +5

      You are a genius!

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 5 років тому +8

      Honestly all of these piss me off

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 років тому +6

      Kids are fucking indestructible in movies

    • @jtbrah6995
      @jtbrah6995 5 років тому +9

      “Well why don’t you put her in charge?!?”

    • @jeanxx5745
      @jeanxx5745 5 років тому +5

      The girl in Aliens survived alone in a colony in some random planet crowded with aliens and their queen

  • @ComradeDragon1957
    @ComradeDragon1957 9 років тому +254

    God creates Dinosaurs
    God kills Dinosaurs
    God creates man
    Man kills god
    Man creates dinosaurs
    Jurassic World creates overused CGI
    CGI kills Jurassic Park franchise.

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 9 років тому +8

      So with that...
      Welcome
      To Jurassic World
      Of CGI

    • @Thacrazytaco
      @Thacrazytaco 9 років тому +31

      High Commander Xen[NovemberRedFilms] your ignorance is astounding, truly astounding

    • @Sam-im5tc
      @Sam-im5tc 9 років тому +18

      Jurassic Worlds going to be hella better then the pieces of shit they call Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 the real question is can it outdo the first film

    • @xBriTTzz
      @xBriTTzz 9 років тому +2

      Sam Littlefield You hit the nail on the head my friend :)

    • @ComradeDragon1957
      @ComradeDragon1957 9 років тому +12

      Agreed.
      Im only joking.
      I just have a problem with Overused CGI in a movie franchise famous for animatronics
      Oh and tamed raptors.
      Tamed.....Raptors

  • @leisb710
    @leisb710 4 роки тому +14

    @13:43 he “called for help” and then the choppers could be heard. We are being led to believe that the raptors think reinforcements are coming and really just want their eggs back not to start a fight so they skirted out. Still kind of a stretch but I’m sinning you anyway. *ding*

  • @_w3irdpanda_326
    @_w3irdpanda_326 8 років тому +721

    who else laughed at the part with the raptor on the plane *Alan*

  • @peterlewerin4213
    @peterlewerin4213 5 років тому +20

    "I'm pretty sure it was Alan screaming 'Site B, the river'."
    "Ok, I'll get this on the diplomatic fast-track and also get authorization to deploy a Marine expeditionary unit for a live-fire mission. You know, in case your hunch turns out to be correct."
    "But... if not, you *are* going to be wearing that French Maid outfit tonight."

  • @peterlewerin4213
    @peterlewerin4213 5 років тому +52

    I am willing to forgive Amanda for basically anything at that point where they find her boyfriend's body. She can be fairly assumed to have loved that guy, she has been worried (to put it mildly) for him and for her son for months, and suddenly she gets tackled by his rotting skeleton (at which point she must be assuming that her son is dead too). The film really puts her through the wringer.

    • @haydennorris8062
      @haydennorris8062 Рік тому +4

      It would’ve scared me if I’d seen my Girlfriend’s rotting body, too…

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo Рік тому +1

      Well she wasn't assuming her son is dead too, because right after that scene she says that she freaked out because seeing the skeleton meant her son was all alone on the island.

  • @blanclover122
    @blanclover122 4 роки тому +11

    It's funny there was actually a alternate ending where instead of the pterodactyls flying to freedom you see them flying towards the helicopter

  • @MrMariosonicman
    @MrMariosonicman 9 років тому +157

    am i the only one who absolutely loved the darth maulasarus part?

    • @stupendousrexbondoc2847
      @stupendousrexbondoc2847 9 років тому +23

      ***** Ceratosaurus relized it's too good for this shit.

    • @lysak89
      @lysak89 9 років тому +1

      ***** Nah. I thought it was pretty funny too

    • @stupendousrexbondoc2847
      @stupendousrexbondoc2847 9 років тому

      Alyssa Patti Darth Vader.

    • @lysak89
      @lysak89 9 років тому

      StupendousRex Bondoc​ ??

    • @codename617
      @codename617 9 років тому +4

      ***** in The Lost World(Crichton's not Doyle's) Ceratosaurus' were able to blend into their environment like chameleons. There was so much potential for them that was thrown away. The plot from the second book was so much better than the plot for the 2nd and 3rd movies. I would recommend reading the books for any JP fan.

  • @she7061
    @she7061 5 років тому +57

    As someone from San Diego, pterodactyl's did NOT bring their winged fury down on us

    • @صالحالتركي-ض1ت
      @صالحالتركي-ض1ت 5 років тому

      I would like to download the movie Jurassic Park 3 full movie

    • @tapoemt3995
      @tapoemt3995 5 років тому +2

      They couldn't land with all the needles and poop on the ground.

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 5 років тому +166

    Is no one going to discuss the fact that the phone hasn't been dissolved by the dinosaurs stomach acid? Its been a few days no?

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 4 роки тому +6

      Nahh, I don’t think it’s that strong of acid. It’s not like a barrel of glowing bubbling liquid.

    • @barozukos7791
      @barozukos7791 4 роки тому +8

      Its a satellite phone, (please dont) try digesting a penny, you will probably see intact next time u use the toilet

    • @eavesDropSound
      @eavesDropSound 4 роки тому +12

      I'm just surprised the ringtone so loud that not only can you hear it inside the stomach, but you can hear it from a distance. Put that on a commercial and sell it.

    • @NathanielLongchallon
      @NathanielLongchallon 4 роки тому +12

      Must be Nokia.

    • @alaskanhybridgaming
      @alaskanhybridgaming 3 роки тому +1

      @@eavesDropSound it was in a pile of spino shit, but still sound needs air to travel.

  • @audaciouspert1772
    @audaciouspert1772 4 роки тому +15

    In fact, we can make a sin count of CinemaSins to add a *ting* to perfectly explained and valid scenarios.

  • @majora5651
    @majora5651 4 роки тому +104

    I love coming back to this film now that they've almost completely scratched the idea that Spinosaurus was a two-legged land animal.

    • @user-pg7uj4bp4q
      @user-pg7uj4bp4q 3 роки тому +2

      NERRRRRRD

    • @leewolf6434
      @leewolf6434 3 роки тому +16

      Don’t forget raptors are feathery aswell 😂

    • @inactive7519
      @inactive7519 3 роки тому +1

      I dare the makers of the Jurassic park movies to make a realistic version.

    • @FizzyPopVevo
      @FizzyPopVevo 3 роки тому +8

      Well to be Fair, the Spino Spends 57% of it's Screentime in a Raging River so that's a Sizeable Chunk of Proof that Says he's an Amphibian. The Spino also has Long Arms that were used to Swim and Crawl through the River so it's Possible this is also a nod to the Idea of a Spino standing on all 4 legs.

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 3 роки тому +5

      @@inactive7519 I would love to see a movie with all the dinos looking more realistic. Feathers and all.

  • @ghostsroamgames5841
    @ghostsroamgames5841 5 років тому +180

    The boats gas tank started leaking in the movie, that's how the river caught fire

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 4 роки тому +4

      How many fucking boats were there? If it wasn't an entire naval fleet, there is no way it's a reasonable explanation.

    • @crazygunman5382
      @crazygunman5382 4 роки тому +4

      ONE and the Spino Was standing right over it but apparently logic doesn't exist for cenimasins And their fans

    • @alexk1682
      @alexk1682 4 роки тому +2

      ShroudedWolf51 that is the only reasonable explanation because the movie shows it spilling its entire fuel tank onto the water.

    • @bruh5688
      @bruh5688 4 роки тому

      The first time I saw this scene with the fire I thought that is something like greek fire

    • @ghostsroamgames5841
      @ghostsroamgames5841 4 роки тому

      @@bruh5688 oooooo yess

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 5 років тому +421

    Roses are red
    Don't watch Jimmy Fallon
    I had a nightmare
    ...
    *A L A N*

  • @davis9502
    @davis9502 3 роки тому +13

    You know I would actually like to see the 8 weeks that the boy has spent on that island. Think how cool that would be. Then Dr Grant and Sattler (still a couple) show up with the Navy to rescue the kid. That would be awesome.

    • @BMiren-bc6ye
      @BMiren-bc6ye 3 роки тому +1

      to be fair, the original script was about teens stuck in the island, and this is the exact plot of Camp Cretaceous, the animated Jurassic Park show on Netflix

    • @liamc1633
      @liamc1633 3 роки тому

      Bro, there's actually a book based on the 8 weeks Eric is alone on the Island, i read it as a kid and thought it was dope. Goes through a fair amount of shit. I forget the name get researching!

  • @un-deniable2140
    @un-deniable2140 5 років тому +53

    U missed a sin: at the start, you could have sinned then for going gliding 207 miles off Coasta Rica

    • @user-pg7uj4bp4q
      @user-pg7uj4bp4q 3 роки тому +6

      good point. surely they could have found an open stretch of water closer to wherever they began this outing. just how close is the parasailing outfitter to dino island that they could get to it in a speed boat without being aware of the danger it poses? do they like wasting gas or do they just hate return customers? in Lost World the boat captain knew the island was bad news and he had a much larger vessel capable of crossing longer distances.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-pg7uj4bp4q It was likely the appeal of the fabled dinosoar island that drew them in. What was supposed to be sightseeing, as proven by the Dino-Soar parachute, the camcorder and the characters actively looking to see if any dinos were visible during the glide

  • @docm77
    @docm77 9 років тому +477

    Hahaha, on the money!

  • @costarring8978
    @costarring8978 6 років тому +126

    They send US Marines to a Costa Rican island. Wouldn't that be causing some international conflict between these countries?

    • @SaithMasu12
      @SaithMasu12 6 років тому +57

      They send US Marines to half over the globe into countries they have no business to meddle with. That part was the most realistic part in the whole movie, because the US does whatever they want.

    • @nathenhutchison6182
      @nathenhutchison6182 6 років тому +9

      ......and it causes international conflict with those countries.

    • @thespoonman4208
      @thespoonman4208 6 років тому +5

      That's the US for you.

    • @thefireflowergamer2157
      @thefireflowergamer2157 6 років тому +2

      SaithMasu12 MURICA!

    • @carsarecoo
      @carsarecoo 6 років тому +7

      Well depending America is declared itself the protector of the America's, during the Monroe document, then added on by Roosevelt's Corollary, makes us the defender's of the American Continents.

  • @zoyuomg5934
    @zoyuomg5934 3 роки тому +11

    It would make sense for the plant eating good dinos to be visible at first since they don't hunt anything and don't have to stay hidden.

    • @jbjaguar2717
      @jbjaguar2717 Рік тому

      Exactly. Like when you go on safari in Africa, do you see plains full of lions and leopards? No, you see gazelles and giraffes. The predators are small in number and waiting out of sight.

  • @tyrant3748
    @tyrant3748 6 років тому +191

    13:06 is because the boat runs on petrol and it was leaking

    • @TikiFoamy38
      @TikiFoamy38 6 років тому +29

      "I not sure what to make of this"
      -_- Really? A twelve year old can figure that out easily. He was not too professional there.

    • @tyrant3748
      @tyrant3748 6 років тому +3

      A Very Lazuli Lapis lol ikr

    • @katethekaiserin
      @katethekaiserin 6 років тому +1

      I made a comment just like this

    • @shawnbell18
      @shawnbell18 6 років тому +1

      They just make up these sins to reach the 10 min mark

    • @katethekaiserin
      @katethekaiserin 6 років тому

      DHG XLR8, true sometimes but not all of them

  • @lauraberg6272
    @lauraberg6272 6 років тому +21

    As for the "it sounds bigger" part, have you ever heard a large dog bark without seeing it? Big dogs sound large due to the depth and resonance of their bark. Same thing goes here. Anyone agree?

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 6 років тому +2

      Nope. Bears don't roar and some little people have really big mouths

  • @animefreekafi
    @animefreekafi 5 років тому +83

    "HOPE YOU CAN SWIMMMMmmmm...." lmfao 😂

  • @colbykuefler8556
    @colbykuefler8556 3 роки тому +1

    “For the 3rd movie in a row only the good Dino’s are visible at first”
    The lost world; “am I a joke to you?”

    • @colbykuefler8556
      @colbykuefler8556 3 роки тому

      Also add a sin for Allan seeing a raptor in his dreams even though he has never seen that type of raptor

  • @IDKGeorge123
    @IDKGeorge123 6 років тому +263

    The darth maulosaur is actually called “Ceratosaurus” it was a medium sized carnivore about half the size of a rex. The more you know 🌈

    • @vineethonkan
      @vineethonkan 4 роки тому +1

      Carnosaur?

    • @wawo8358
      @wawo8358 4 роки тому +2

      George k. It was a Carno 🤦‍♂️

    • @vineethonkan
      @vineethonkan 4 роки тому

      @@wawo8358 I was actually making fun of the movie Carnosaur...

    • @Muksss
      @Muksss 4 роки тому +7

      George k. Meat eating meat-saurus

    • @silas1194
      @silas1194 4 роки тому +4

      AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD KNOWS ABOUT DINOSAURS

  • @kakashi6ix9ine14
    @kakashi6ix9ine14 8 років тому +151

    LMAOO Darth Maulasaur

  • @pikmangamer5319
    @pikmangamer5319 8 років тому +33

    The reason the water lights ablaze is cus the boats gas tank leaks, it's visible a little earlier in the scene

    • @suenos2506
      @suenos2506 6 років тому

      So .......ex machina, got it

    • @Jocke-04
      @Jocke-04 6 років тому

      no the fuel tank got destroyed by the spino

  • @texasstranger6077
    @texasstranger6077 4 роки тому +6

    "The T-virus?" Really? Not the "T Rex virus?" Ya dropped the ball on that one

  • @TheHero136
    @TheHero136 8 років тому +258

    Spinosaurus gets teleported! The humans watch in disbelief!
    Barney: Well, hi everybody-
    Spinosaurus appears on set, roaring and screaming! Kids scream and run away. Camera crew doesn't know whether to film or run. Most run, but nerds stay.
    Actor in Barney doesn't realize what's going on. Actor looks up to see Spino looking at him.
    Spino roars in Dinosaur tongue. Roughly translates to, "I killed one T Rex, I'm gonna kill you too! DIE!"
    Actor: What the f***!
    Spinosaur lifts actor into the air and proceeds to eat him alive, suit and all. Now all cameramen flee their cameras and run for their lives.
    Every kid is scarred for life, even more, all moms fainted, all dogs shit themselves, all dads go nuts, and besides the paleontologists who are extremely excited to see a live Dinosaur, everyone in the USA is engulfed in panic.
    President Trump decides that in addition to a wall, special missile silos must spring up all over the country. Codename DINO (Defensive International Neutralization Outposts) to defeat the onslaught of genetically modified Dinosaurs.

    • @jgustin7
      @jgustin7 8 років тому +17

      TheHero136 Best fanfic ever

    • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
      @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 8 років тому +8

      TheHero136 BEST. COMMENT. EVER!!!! OMFG....

    • @dinogamergaming
      @dinogamergaming 7 років тому +5

      TheHero136 XXXDD

    • @BIastwave.
      @BIastwave. 7 років тому +2

      TheHero136 This comment was so fucking retarded. I literally do not have the linguistic skills necessary to articulate to you just how fucking stupid it was. I am shocked both at the number of likes this comment got, and the number of positive replies it got. You have to be like, 10 years old to think this is funny. I don't know why but I am so annoyed at this.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 7 років тому

      If Spino is such a badass why hasn't it killed the Trexes yet? It only decides to kill them years later when JP3 takes place?

  • @ceppoc
    @ceppoc 7 років тому +203

    4:57 *Tricicloplots*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 6 років тому

      Tricicoplots*

    • @wire3005
      @wire3005 6 років тому +10

      ToxicSkull0 How the hell do you correct someone on that XD

    • @theoddguysout510
      @theoddguysout510 6 років тому +3

      Named my Spinosaurus in Jurassic World Evolution that

    • @wire3005
      @wire3005 6 років тому +3

      Minecraft_Godzilla Plaz LOL im naming my spino sorna and im naming one of my raptors "ALAN"

    • @someloser5103
      @someloser5103 6 років тому

      Can't be scarier than a tryiontorsaurous

  • @101proguitarist
    @101proguitarist 6 років тому +12

    Amanda: "What's a Bad idea"?
    Me: "Your role in this movie"!

  • @charliedallachie3539
    @charliedallachie3539 4 роки тому +19

    😂 😂 that scene lost me at “those are herbivores they really wouldn’t be interested in fighting” 😂 he’s a like 4. I could see grant being like that as a dad probably why they didn’t get married, she wanted kids and he didn’t but they should have gotten married.

    • @robsmith961
      @robsmith961 2 роки тому

      She married a lawyer, didn't she? I guess Donald Gennaro won the girl.

  • @Heatherhb03
    @Heatherhb03 6 років тому +12

    Honestly it warms my heart that so many people know so many true facts about dinosaurs. Keep learning guys that’s awesome :)

    • @s0upra536
      @s0upra536 Рік тому

      5 years later...
      HE CALLED THE GODDAMN PTERANADON PTERADACTYL MORE THAN 10 TIMES!!!!!!!!!

  • @samveasey3558
    @samveasey3558 7 років тому +39

    Technically sin no. 13 makes no sense because often the most intelligent animals are the easiest to tame

    • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
      @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 6 років тому +1

      Sam Veasey It's actually no. 14. But your point remains.

    • @lkllklmttm2206
      @lkllklmttm2206 6 років тому

      For example...

    • @nickel_n_dime719
      @nickel_n_dime719 6 років тому +1

      Dogs, Dolphins, Dogs

    • @anonymouskitten7971
      @anonymouskitten7971 6 років тому

      Also, it's easy to tame just about any living creature when it is very, VERY young.

    • @Corn624
      @Corn624 6 років тому +1

      Nick Caroselli and cats it has been proven that cats area little bit smarter than dogs in street smarts but dogs are still very smart, also rats are one of the smartest animals!

  • @mydogtrinity1
    @mydogtrinity1 4 роки тому +30

    The water that was on fire was caused by the oil spilled from the boat

  • @siddharth8166
    @siddharth8166 3 роки тому +20

    How did you forget to say that the food in vending machine, would be edible to eat?

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 3 роки тому +5

      Enough preservatives to last 100 years.

    • @necromancypizza
      @necromancypizza 3 роки тому +3

      When you're starving your food standards go way down 😆

    • @gbx4858
      @gbx4858 2 роки тому

      I mean it is packaged food, which I’d imagine can last a very long time without expiring

  • @chrisfowerbaugh6389
    @chrisfowerbaugh6389 9 років тому +157

    I was so mad at this movie when they killed off the t-rex...the fuck?!

    • @MetallicA7X92
      @MetallicA7X92 9 років тому +60

      Chris Fowerbaugh They didn't just kill it off either, they made it look like a joke! That always bugged me alot with this movie.

    • @Dgreen20
      @Dgreen20 9 років тому +23

      Chris Fowerbaugh +1 sin for killing the greatest dino in the franchise *ding*

    • @EvtheNev
      @EvtheNev 9 років тому +17

      Chris Fowerbaugh The Rex should have came outta nowhere and killed the Spinosaurous in the end. *"Gotcha bitch!"*.

    • @deadman12078
      @deadman12078 9 років тому +33

      Chris Fowerbaugh Remember when my son first saw that scene. He was 6. All the other movies... people and dinosaurs being eaten, he didn't care. That spinosaurouse killing the t-rex. Wow, he ran out of the room crying with his fingers in his ears. The scene was just that bad...

    • @shihabshabbir6441
      @shihabshabbir6441 9 років тому +4

      I'm hoping jirassic world would fix that by having the orginal t rex from the first movie kill the hybrid dinosaures which most likly will happen

  • @ZBVLN
    @ZBVLN 8 років тому +72

    Also, isnt most of the food in the vending machines expired?

    • @jdb9396
      @jdb9396 7 років тому +2

      NaSir Osorno exactly

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 7 років тому +5

      Mmmmm 8 year old, unrefridgerated tuna sandwich!

    • @skorpsaiyan2361
      @skorpsaiyan2361 7 років тому +7

      In a movie, everything lasts forever apparently.

    • @TheMrKelloggs
      @TheMrKelloggs 7 років тому +5

      Would you eat expired food or nothing at all

    • @brucec43
      @brucec43 6 років тому +2

      Unless it was canned, nothing. It would make you violently ill, and dehydrate you via shitting yourself to death.

  • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
    @NickThorbjørnsen2207 5 років тому +70

    We're not gonna mention the Tyrannosaurus abandoned a gigantic meal for 5 morsels?

    • @5H11N4
      @5H11N4 5 років тому +19

      Predatory instinct, cats kill things for the thrill of the hunt...it's not so far fetched to assume the same ideology for the Rex.
      Also there's a good chance it was also defending its territory/meal by chasing them away, then stopped to face against the Spinosaurus since there was food nearby and felt the need to guard it.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 5 років тому +2

      @@5H11N4 it's a tyrannosaurus mate, not a cat. You're comparing apples to oranges.

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 4 роки тому +3

      @@NickThorbjørnsen2207 Animals operate by the same instincts and behaviors they have for millions of years. Cats today are no different than cats were millions of years ago.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 4 роки тому +1

      @@blobbertmcblob4888 yeah but that's also domestic cats. Wild cats such as lions don't abandon a perfectly good meal for no reason.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 4 роки тому

      @@blobbertmcblob4888 and again, it's a tyrannosaurus. Comparing apples to oranges.

  • @ayre0332
    @ayre0332 3 роки тому +4

    Title: Everything Wrong with Jurassic Park III In 15 minutes or less
    Me: sir I’m pretty sure that’s 16 minutes...

  • @justinjockisch4105
    @justinjockisch4105 6 років тому +214

    Cinema Sins takes a sin for calling Pterodons, "Pterodactyls".

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 5 років тому +57

      Then a sin to you as well, for calling Pteranodons "Pterodons".

    • @jonathoncameron6841
      @jonathoncameron6841 5 років тому +14

      Then a sin for calling Pterosaurs "Pteranodons" and "Dinosaurs".

    • @MMadesen
      @MMadesen 5 років тому +15

      @@jonathoncameron6841 Well, the species is named Pteranodon, they are part of a group called Pterosaurs and nobody called them Dinosaurs.

    • @sophieschollsreinkarnation5078
      @sophieschollsreinkarnation5078 5 років тому +1

      fuck it! all flying dinosaurs are the same!

    • @bunabobby
      @bunabobby 5 років тому +1

      Gutmensch TV yi qi and microraptor: *ahem*

  • @_Bromine_35
    @_Bromine_35 8 років тому +163

    Actually the guys on the boat who died in the beginning were killed by the spino. Spinosaurus was aquatic. So when the fog covered the boat, it killed them. Like a ninja. Ninja spino. That also explains why it followed them through the forest silently. Spinosauruses are ninjas.

    • @londonlorraine5352
      @londonlorraine5352 8 років тому +9

      I saw this when I was little and I also got that the Spinoaurus killed them. I was so afraid to go in water after that, for fear of a giant Spinoaurus popping up and eating me. LOL :)

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 8 років тому

      Dr Crane lol right i mean i know these movies arent accurate but it shows that the pterodons were locked in a cage and plus thered would have been a ton circling the boat and would have easily killed the kid

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 8 років тому

      Then what's to stop the Spinosaurus from swimming to the mainland?

    • @justincase2053
      @justincase2053 8 років тому +4

      +Cj Kalandek I think in the second book it says the US Navy maintains a blockade around the island to destroy anything trying to get off. But that would have made it much more difficult to fly a private jet onto the island.
      Which is a shame, because it would neatly explain how the navy got to the shore so quick, and how the pterodactyls escaping isn't a problem, because they would have been shot down.

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 8 років тому +1

      Justin Case but they dont care about the books in these vids...or in the movie itself for that matter

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 7 років тому +92

    "Hope you can swiiiiim!" I died XD

  • @Willrc57
    @Willrc57 4 роки тому +6

    Ok, I haven't watched this movie in a while, and I forgot about the vision where the raptor was on the plane, it scared me pretty bad.

  • @alexanderfigueroa5489
    @alexanderfigueroa5489 8 років тому +28

    4:57 "Triceclaplots" [ding]

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah 9 років тому +87

    1:00 Pteranodon! PTERANODON!!! Not fucking Pterodactyl!!!! Does no one know the difference between the Pteranodon and the Pterodactyl?! This is the same error you did in the last Cinema Sins. The Pterodactyl is considerally smaller animal.
    This is the size of a Pteranodon relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Pteranodon_scale.png
    THIS is the size of a Pterodactyl relative to a human: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Pterodactylus_scale_mmartyniuk_wiki.png
    And furthermore, neither the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs don't fly. The flying reptiles are called pterosaurs.

    • @LaptopGamingDude
      @LaptopGamingDude 9 років тому +3

      Then explain why the raptors are much larger than they should be

    • @WhiteJarrah
      @WhiteJarrah 9 років тому +16

      FloppyFlapjak There's a funny story behind that. The "Velociraptors" in Jurassic Park were actually based on the much larger therapod dinosaur "Deinonychus", which has a different shaped skull to that of the Velociraptor. At the time when Crichton wrote Jurassic Park, the Deinonychus was known as "Velociraptor antirrhopus". Crichton acknowledges this in his book with Grant saying "Deinonychus is now considered one of the Velocirators", although in the book Wu identifies the creature as "Velocirator mongoliensis" which is the term applied only to the classic Velocirator.
      The design in the Jurassic Park film was based on the Deinonychus, but the filmmakers upped the height of the dinosaurs considerably. Ironically, during the filming, the 2meter tall Utahraptor was discovered, which is a more closer match to the dinosaur depicted in the film. Of course we now know all three of those dinosaurs had feathers. If they ever remake Jurassic Park, I suggest they just rename the raptors "Utahraptors". They could even get away with using the designs from the previous films, just add feathers.

    • @somerandominternetweirdo9962
      @somerandominternetweirdo9962 9 років тому +20

      FloppyFlapjak even beyond logistical reasons, it can always be written off in the Jurassic park universe, that these are not dinosaurs. They are genetically engineered monsters with partially dinosaur dna.

    • @Tomnickles
      @Tomnickles 9 років тому +4

      Jarrah White On a scale of 1-28, why does this matter so much to you? I must know.

    • @Tomnickles
      @Tomnickles 9 років тому +6

      ***** I know right! How DARE people know things! PFFT!

  • @ulisesgomez910
    @ulisesgomez910 9 років тому +14

    "Divorced couple is defenitley going to start loving each other because of adventure cliché." Also in San Andreas

  • @passionoflovers
    @passionoflovers Рік тому +1

    They forgot to sin the fact Grant has nightmares about a raptor with a design he has never seen before.

  • @fixer10091994
    @fixer10091994 8 років тому +81

    There are a bunch of things that couldve killed the guys on the boat...including the spinosaurus

    • @Starblind11
      @Starblind11 8 років тому +13

      Saltwater, way out to sea, nah if it was that aquatic it could have swum to the mainland.

    • @fcs5779
      @fcs5779 8 років тому

      Um no

    • @fixer10091994
      @fixer10091994 8 років тому

      +Starblind11 Oh....and the pteranodons didnt fly to the mainland because......???

    • @Starblind11
      @Starblind11 8 років тому +3

      They were shut in their aviary until after the people went in there, clearly. The fact it directly contradicts JP2 is a whole other bunch of issues with this movie, but taking the movie alone, pterosaurs were shut in until after the aviary sequence.

    • @takodabdrew4367
      @takodabdrew4367 8 років тому +1

      Pterosaurs wouldn't fly to mainland because they would probably die before they even made it to the land. Some would make it to land, but not all

  • @jayterra8154
    @jayterra8154 8 років тому +69

    Just gonna say this but, it would've been great if Dr. Grant said "SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!"

    • @entoy092523
      @entoy092523 8 років тому +7

      Jacksepticeye refrence?

    • @sheep2826
      @sheep2826 8 років тому

      +Blazewing The Inferno Dragon What do you think?

    • @jovanalexander5050
      @jovanalexander5050 8 років тому

      BOOPER DOOPER!!

    • @fedor4655
      @fedor4655 8 років тому +2

      FORGET BILLY BILLY IS DEAD (white people versus white people)

    • @thedemonpit
      @thedemonpit 8 років тому

      BORK

  • @MG-ts1xs
    @MG-ts1xs 5 років тому +27

    1:11 says the person who says five seconds ago that pterosaurs are dinosaurs
    Sorry just had to throw in a CinemaSin sin there

  • @liamc1633
    @liamc1633 3 роки тому +5

    There's actually a book released about what Eric and the 8 weeks he went through alone on the Island, I read as a kid and I enjoyed it back then. can't remember the name!