Acolyte Episode 6 Review: A Thirsty Worst for Star Wars, Disney and Disney+ -- Unbelievably BAD!
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- Acolyte Episode 6 Review: A Thirsty Worst for Star Wars, Disney and Disney+ -- Unbelievably BAD!
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The most shocking part of the episode was there were actual heterosexual vibes between 2 characters.
Someone on set had an aneurysm
But were there, though???
They want to sexualize all children.
I disagree, there’s no vibes at all. It’s a mixture of ego, incompetence and the shadow of Harvey Weinstein.
Why? Hetero shit is ok when it's a woman being hit on by a murderous psychopath. This show is just a shitty Wattpad fanfic with Starwars paint
Lesbian Headlamp wrote what she knows. Sending women to talk with a man who greeted them naked.
Lesbians frequently have "boytoy's" this is what you are potentially seeing - Headland confession through movietime
The only reason an intamcy coordinator was needed for the series… was that they had to teach all the naked men how to do the ‘helicopter’ to Leslie’s standard.
They needed an intimacy coordinator because none of these people know how to interact with a member of the opposite gender in that manner.😅
Best comment so far 😂
“Lesbian Headlamp”…lmao!
$180 million dollars. The "message" is more important than "profit". Unbelievable....
This has to be money laundering.
I dont even think they are trying.@@Figure791
The "message"? Like "watch this garbage and like it."?
Disney is first and foremost a holding company, and is political lobbyists/law firm. Secondly, they own so many properties and IP’s that 180 million is chump change to them. Their toy sales of Baby Yoda alone netted the bottom line for Disney after the loss of their money on Ashoka and The Mandolorian. They made something like 84 B, and netted a 3B profit after expenses. They don’t give a damn about profits from movies. In order to de-value an IP, they need it to underperform in order to actually make a profit off their other ventures. The only way Disney makes money is by gobbling up IP’s and copywriting them for 100 years. They will sue the shit out of you for using their characters and stories.
I’ve heard people defending the show say “it’s not meant for you, SW is made for kids”….
What part of a guy getting naked and taking a bath is made for kids?
Ummm...it encourages kids to...ummm...spy on people...while they're bathing? Not too sure what the message is...voyeurism, I guess.
its made for trans kids.
Kids deserve better
Twin one wakes up in a cave with an Asian man who wants to talk. Twin two wakes up strapped to a bed with an Asian man who wants to talk. And 28 minutes of a camera panning the scenery. That's literally the entire show.
Yeah, they just want to "talk" to Lesl-... I mean the twins. She's written what she knows, and when you put it like that... yup, that seems to be the entire vibe. After all the jokes I've seen about her handling Qimir's saber... remember how Sol let her handle his? This show is all one big giant red flag. If I'm reading too much into that, then it's only becsuse Leslye and the rest have read that kind of thing out of Star Wars all by themselves and are just copying what they think they understood. It's tragic.
This episode proved that the first time Osha saw a man, she wanted to become a Jedi 😂
@@EricJustinSmithJr that's the only good thing about this weird clip. Girl who was born of women in an all women world sees a man for the first time. She realizes that her "moms" lied lol
Rotten Tomatoes hasn't updated the audience reviews for the Acolyte in almost a week. I wonder why.
"His strength in the force is very powerful" -wtf kind of dialog is this?
"I was a jedi, a long time ago" - dude is like 23
"Take the wheel" - on a f***ng SPACESHIP.
And I saw these three things on regular reviews. What garbage writing this is. It's not even laughably bad. It's not even CW cringe level. It's unequivocally awful.
Good point. It was a control yoke, not a wheel. If Sol had said, "Take the yoke," or "take the controls," it would have made more sense. But we're talking with a team of writers who are unfamiliar with gear porn. They think that a starship is the same as a hybrid car.
@@DrakeTimbershaft yep... they also perform a "factory reset " on a Droid. This show is worse than trash
Qimir actor is 36
@@raven1718 so what? My point still stands. 36 is young. Even if the character was 36, being an actual jedi would not have been "a long time ago"
At least Kylo had the decency to keep his pants on.
Kylo was actually a very interesting character, honestly the sequels just needed a little more care and the second film should have been split into two. One focused on the romance between Kylo & Rey and her family secrets/history. Another film with back story of the Tico sisters, Hux, and Finn, which then goes onto focus on the friendship forming between Finn & Rose, and honestly yeah.. watch The Last Jedi again, take it scene by scene apart, reglue and add other nonexistent scenes and we could have had two extrordinary films or fun ones especially if we introduced Force powers for Finn!
@@yrevra2407 I heartily agree. Pretty much all the sequel trilogy characters had potential. They were just trapped in a ridiculous plot that had no idea where it was going or what it was trying to say. I think most of the people complaining about the Kylo/Rey plotline wouldn't mind it if it came with Finn being a Jedi and Poe being allowed to do heroic rebel pilot stuff.
The Acolyte doesn't just break cannon, it breaks all the technical rules of professional story writing for those who have taken a writing course or like me hold a film production degree.
The Acolyte is a product of Nepotism and eliteism, Crackpot talentless hacks promoted my celebrity and self-proclaimed geniuses. Subversion is NOT the holy grail of film making its stupid.
The forest bugs seem more intriguing. What exactly are they? How long have they existed? What do they normally eat? Do they migrate? THERE'S a....STORY there.
It is believed they're attracted to light, I disagree...I think they're attracted to Jedi. Case in point - Vernestra being targeted in broad daylight without even having her dysfunctional lightsaber out.
After hearing this I'm glad I don't have D+ anymore.
"Yeah, well, starwars is meant for kids"
Every disney shill when they start losing an argument.
Yeah, nevermind the connotations of that as we see them inject sex, gender and politics into the shows.
Kids deserve better
We got the "mind if i zip this up" scene from Robocop
how did they get to the unknown planet so quickly, when Sol and Mae were still on the forest planet
And cook a stew.
I noticed the same thing. The only explanation is that Hollywood writers have zero concept of the passage of time when it comes to story writing. Things happen when they want them to so that the plot can happen.
Apathy costs us nothing and makes us relieved. Our Apathy costs them billions, and we watch them bleed 🍿😎🍿
Can we just start referring to this show as: THE CRAPOLYTE
😂 good one I will do that
‘Coprolyte’ is probably more fitting, since nothing here is remotely fresh
@@petriew2018 lol
Maybe Marvin is onto something with Smilo being Yas Queen. So then those witches weren't invoking "the power of many" but "the power of Manny" [Jacinto].
Manny must be packing.
He must be! I personally love Manny. He was hilarious in The Good Place, and he’s great in this show too. U hoe t see him in more complex roles going forward after this. He’s an extremely talented actor and serious about his craft. I don’t see him proclaiming the Hollywood dogma. He’s Asian and that shit doesn’t fly in Asian markets.
Mark Hamill is one of the most insufferable people I've ever witnessed on Twitter. Not sure how many non-woke fans would actually support any movie he stars in. Maybe a younger Luke played by a completely different actor.
Same.
Osha being enticed by the helmet is like the meme "come to the darkside, we have cookies"
I think the only things they can do to save Star Wars would be, A: hire someone who can write GOOD Star Wars (perhaps a fan fic writer, I’ve seen plenty of UA-camrs write very good fan stories) and create a Star Wars what if, only focusing on the prequel-original eras, we need What if Anakin didn’t turn? Or What if Padme lived? Or What if Ashoka helped raise the twins? NOBODY is asking for What ifs to do with the sequels NOBODY! B: Make an ANIMATED series called “Star Wars Legends” a series taking place after episode 6 that tells the story of the legends continuity, they can even sprinkle in some characters from the normal timeline like Ashoka, Rex, Ventress, Jabba’s son who we never saw again, even Grogu and Mando (pretty much everyone except him he characters from the sequel). Just don’t bring Rey into it, if anything make her a random child that gets brought to the temple to become a Jedi but only a cameo or as a good character and a potential love interest for Ben Skywalker (luke’s son), they could also do something similar with Finn if they really wanted to. But we want Jedi Leia, Leia and Han actually being married and having kids they, Mara Jade, Anakin Solo, Heir to the Empire Thrawn, and all the other actually good characters and storylines. That’s how you save the franchise, give us good stories from the characters we actually care about
Too little too late for Luke. Disney is between a rock and a hard place. There is NO fixing this.
We already know where Luke’s story is heading so no backstory will fix it.
And no post story will retroactively validate it.
They had their chance with Luke and they messed it up. At this point they need to let things lie. Stop beating a dead horse.
As long as the ending is Jake Skywalker and everything the Skywalker family did and achieved negated and made meaningless even the best possible version of younger Luke, before he became Jake, means nothing.
I might be okay with a redo of the sequel trilogy, with new actors to play Han, Luke, and Leia because they presumably by now pretty much would have to as Hamill is presumably the only one they could get back, Fisher being dead and presumably Ford unwilling to play Han ever again, if they gave them a better ending, and a better continuation for the whole story. If it was for real better. But that would be the only thing that might make me reconsider starting to follow Star Wars again.
Why do I follow these videos about the Disney Star Wars? I'm pissed enough at Disney that I enjoy seeing them failing commercially with the franchise again and again. Even with those parts they have managed that were better received and liked, what they are getting from them, commercially, even when it's good it's not as good as it should have been, considering where they started from. They just can't get back to the kind of success levels they presumably were expecting when they bought the whole thing.
@@pohjanakka4992lucas can whine but he has his money. He can make other properties
Anyone remember when Star Wars was fun?
They could have skipped 4 and 6. We wouldn't have missed anything.
Let me ammend that statement...
They could have skipped 1 through 6, and we wouldn't have missed anything.
And we thought the kiss between Luke and Leia was scandalous. Who am I kidding I saw ROTJ 7 times for the Leia. Appears the twin was “Hungry Like a Wolf”.
Funny you did not mention a practically naked, chained Leia in a golden nothing.
The scar on Kylo's back looks like it was made by a whip. I wonder who in the show has a whip?
Smylo?
I thought he had a girlfriend 😮😅
16:20. ‘Whip it, whip it good’
‘When Acolyte comes on screen, you must whip Them’
Are we not Star Wars Fans ?We are DEVO?
And here we have absolute, concrete evidence to support the theory that "no matter how bad it is, it can get worse and almost always does with Disney". And no, its not the bottom.
The best entertainment is watching how bad this gets.
Facts
The Jedi have never had much of a response to death. That's part of their emotional suppression, which this show keeps highlighting. It's Yoda's "mourn them not, miss them not." The Jedi vs Sith is sort of sociopaths vs psychopaths.
An “elephant nosed dodo bird.” Did I hear that right 🫤? I can’t even picture that in my head.
Obi was literally on his knees almost in tears when he saw the temple, master Jedi lizard lady had zero care in the world
The Power of Kathleen
The Power of Leslye
The Power of Cringe
Here's what happened; The Headlander, The Green SlobGobler, and Amandlalala got together for a bit of triangular rugmunching one day, and then, post-coitus, Amandalulu said; "So.... now you owe me something, Harvina....."
Dollar store raccoon charcter from "Gaudians of the galaxy"
No way she tries to tie all of this garbage to Plagueis
Nudity in Star wars? . Hide the kids wow
Hedland : "Hey, there was no penetration"
what nudity? you see nothing but his shirt off stop being such a prude
I'm happy to say, as a Star Wars fan, I've never, nor will I EVER watch this shit show
6:04 well played, Lorn!!! Thank you!
Are they trying to compete with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
Hahahahaha
"It's not about money, it's about sending a message"
The Joker
SMILO: 'Scuse me while I wh!p this out. OSHA: What a MAN! *Osha swoons and faints*
FRED JONES: Now let's see who Leslye Headland really is! *Pulls off mask, reveals Tommy Wiseau* TW: Oh, hai, Scooby Gang!
This series has been the most disjointed and confusing thing I have ever witnessed in entertainment. Just does not make any sense in the Star Wars Universe. 🤐🤮 Today, I had more fun at my Dentist Appointment, than I had watching this episode!
In the Sequel trilogy we got Reylo. What do you think they will call this one? 🤔🤔🤔
This is Disney ? They know kids watch Disney right ? Kids like Star wars or maybe not .
Oh...they know....
Cortosis ore doesn't short out a lightsaber, it just deactivates the blade exactly like turning it off. Think of it as pressing the off switch. Trained Jedi can fight around it, as seen in the cartoon clone wars.
Objectivifying the female body is bad.
And now, out of nowhere, a bath scene with a nude male body.
Just that Star Wars needed!
OSHA is the 'Good Twin,' and FEMA is the 'BAD TWIN.'
From what I've been hearing from reviews, my guesses are:
Based on Qimir's scars (possibly from a whip?), perhaps Vernestra was his former Jedi Master who rejected him? That could explain why he seemed very familiar to Sol; perhaps he was a lot younger at the time.
They are building up to a huge confrontation between Vernestra and Qimir. Of course, being LH's wife in RL, she's going to get her great boss girl battle. Qimir will use his short lightsaber (Shoto) in tandem with his lightsaber to fight her lightwhip. If Vernestra ends up being the Sith Master, perhaps that's why they seem to be making Qimir more grey than dark.
(Note that in the EU, Luke used his Shoto and lightsaber to defeat Lumiya's lightwhip. Also, the things that keep cropping up are getting into people's heads (Aniseya could do this); and dreams (Lumiya could control people in their dreams, get into their heads).)
If they actually are on Ach-To, then I think they will touch upon the Prime Jedi, the first Jedi Master who founded the first Jedi Order (JO), who was depicted in that mosaic mural in the First Jedi Temple. Apparently, that JO didn't serve the Light-side of the Force, but were Agents of Balance. Also, perhaps the Dark-side nexus in the cave will be formed from the death of the Sith Master--Qimir, Vernestra, Aniseya, Koril, or whoever ends up actually being the Sith Master. I believe this is to setup Rey's Jedi Order as being the new Agents of Balance.
Jonas and Lorn are correct. In the EU, while Cortosis could temporarily short-circuit lightsabers, it is brittle and sustains damage from a lightsaber. The EU writers were careful to limit its usefulness; otherwise everyone would be using it to stop lightsabers.
I don't care if they bring in Luke. I don't care if they brought in Han, Chewbacca, Leigha, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. They have so destroyed Star Wars, I have zero confidence that they could produce anything but vommit-inducing garbage.
9:09 I'll make it ...everything you've been watching is the rotting corpse of Star Wars.
These people have been given over to their sinful lusts and you can see it in everything they create
Add to that Satan's Acolytes and Satanic Hordes. To be 'modern' they have turned their back on anything 'normal', traditional, wholesome, or good. They are evil!
Who will play Luke because I don’t believe that Hamill will come back to disney star wars after how they treated the character in their sequel trilogy
He doesn't need to come back. That actor from Book of Boba Fett will do just fine. Even without the deep fake he looks a Luke Skywalker.
It doesn't matter if it's the best Luke Skywalker we have seen since rotj. As long as it leads to the last jedi, it's pointless. They need to scrap everything disney star wars and start over, it will never amount to anything more than the sequel trilogy. Which is terrible.
The Acolyte...
Grew Ming a generation.
All I care about this is hoping the rotten tomatoes score goes down like we no it should.
31:18 - He attacked her. With all his strength.
Could they be setting it up that the reason mundi didn't know it was sith killing jedi, is because the sith made it look like Sol and his former apprentice and her sister killed those jedi. As a way to detract away from the idea sith are involved or Smylo ren exists...because that's stupid.
I know it was a joke, but in all honesty, if the show was written or made partially by A.I. I would not be surprised.
My theory:
I bet Lesley brings Revan into star wars as a women (because star wars is disney princesses in space now, and god forbid they give a man a front and center role for a future project). Her little hint at wanting to make a series based on the old Republic could be a hint to who comes and defeates Qimir or possibly, be his master.. which then is linked to the Revan Legion, in The Last Jedi.
I have so much expensive Star Wars art up on my walls; but looking at it now is the equivalent of staring upon a sad clown painting. You know what it’s supposed to be, what it could be, and instead it’s just dejecting.
Welcome to the 2020s. And it`s just about everything now.
Mark my words! Sol will be duking it out with Qimmy, O.S.H.A., and Lil Maemae, when a Light Saber Whip will coil around his neck. He will turn and look in horror as Lesbian Squarehead's Orion Slave Girl wife smirks, and then beheads him. She was the Sith Lord all along.
This reminds me of the script of Willy's Chocolate Experience.
They trying hard to be the next Game of Thrones.
Well they've captured the essence of the last season
1000%!!! On point!!!👉
@@NameIsDoc was literally about to say this before reading your reply
And they only watched season season 8
You know, thinking about it. When I stopped watching after the second episode, that I only watched because it was there even though I didn't want to after watching the first episode, and then quit Disney+ after giving it a day or two to sink in... I only now realise the whole thing felt like watching Jupiter Ascending, which I couldn't sit through for very long before I decided it wasn't worth my time. If curiosity killed the cat, that thing killed my curiosity, stone dead.
it's a really bad high school production
@WDW Pro I completely agree with the whole panel. still don't know what I watched and with each episode I get more and more confused. I thought again, the acting by Manny Jacinto was fine in this episode. In fact the show really should have been about the Sith as it would have been more interesting than the focus on the parent twin trope. I thought calling the planet as unknown revealed laziness and lack of creativity.
There was unnecessary dialogue such as referring to nausea and hunger. As for the swimming scene, now we know why there was an intimacy coordinator . It was quite unnecessary with tones of seduction especially when Osha was looking at his naked body and how Darth Qimir asked her to join him ...this is NOT Star Wars. Also, making Darth Qimir in this episode less villain-like made him appear to be not as threatening. I got confused when he said he couldn't exactly read Oshas mind but then tells her what he knows of Yord and her feelings for Jeckie.
Basil being a comic relief such as stomping on Mae's feet didn't work for me. I felt it was so silly, childish and annoying. Also, when Mae said she would rest Pip to factory settings is far too much a modern day usage, and it took me right out of the show.The light whip saber was meh and I thought that the moths are nocturnal and only attracted to light at night?
The Jedi still don't act like Jedi as they should be more monk-like and have respect for one another. Sol is far too emotional to be a Jedi. And he didn't sense Mae in the first place, taking so long to figure it out since Mae didn't really act like Osha via her mannerism. Both Mae and Ohsa had ample opportunities to kill Darth Qimir and Sol.
The end scene of Mae breathing like Darth Vader was just ridiculous, dumb, stupid and cringy. The episodes are getting worse and worse.
What a dumpster fire? Arrrrrrrrrr. 😫😫😫
so Pro are you saying it's worse than episode 3?? how can that be?
I think they're talking about the story and writing, not the cringe stuff..at least that's what I gather from it
Osha dons helmet, Vader's breathing can be heard as Vader beheads Osha, "I find your pathetic impersonation...disturbing."
Cortosis seems to be equivalent to tin foil hats! ;)
Jacinto half naked improved it, even for the wrong reasons. But it was hard to look away.
There is no justification for this. Absolutely weird and innapropriate. Everything about this was pointless and did nothing to better the story.
Some creeps in Lucasfilm are objectifying and ogling this actor for no good reason.
If you want something better than this Acolyte rubbish, there's a book I will heartily recommend.
0:35: Yes, yes... But have you watched that male body? Those muscles?
Irony off.
Yaaaaas, yaaaaas. 😳
Dude, this episode is like the end of the Neverending Story is like "La Nada" devouring the fantasy. OMG ¡boring Star Wars is the death of the imagination!
So the last episode was "Plan 6 from Lucasfilm"?
There’s a lot to be said for the British system of training actors. IT’s training, refinement, and gatekeeping all at once. In my America, any idiot can go on screen and suck
Master Sol, donate some of his midichlorian juice
to the Space Witches, to make babies.
Qimir (sith), rule of two, the badboy, wants the bi sexual twins as his Acolyte(concubines).
Guide rails on unknown planet - it's joke number 1. Naked Asian Male - joke 2. Swimming for joy? - can't find words
So on the subject on Luke Skywalker. We've already seen Luke Skywalker. I ask everyone to remember the movie The Last Jedi. Luke was there and how was he used? Now think about it. The same people that made The Last Jedi are now making more movies with Luke. Now, I know Ruin Johnson is not part of the film crew, but the rot didn't come from Ruin, it came from higher above and that influence will once again pick someone to shove it to the fans and smear our sacred icons. The best move right now is to not touch the character of Luke and for Disney to just go somewhere where we can't see them and expire. Quietly. I don't want to hear about SW anymore.
You know, I was just saying Star Wars should just be a cheesy soap opera. Growing up in the 80s and being a huge Star Wars fan and having it have a huge impact on my life, I was like: Hey, they should just ruin that. That would really make me like it more.
I give 2 for research. The rest is a disgust
The only people watching the Hackolyte are those whose job it is to report on in, so-called "hate-watching."
What a waste of money. So many talented actors & directors and story writers out there and they come up with this......wow.
Honestly, the multiverse thing may be the best hope for Star Wars if it remains with Disney. Just have all this crap be an alt universe and do a storyline “repairing” the timeline.
I do want to say that your sacrifice is not in vain and we really appreciate you watching this garbage so we don't have to. You guys are god damn troopers and we salute you for it
The heck with Luke Skywalker. Let Br'er Rabbit do some cameos and walk ons. 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
So Headlands message is that the Sith have sexual freedom while the Jedi are the heteronormative patriarchy?
No, the jedi are not sposed to form relationships of any sort because love leads to fear and fear leads to hate, apparently.
@@JayboTheHood I appreciate your reference to real Star Wars lore, but we are dealing with hack writers here who want to lay on thick current day allegory and/or turn the story into a therapy session
The original 3, rogue, andor, 2 seasons of mando.....thats it for me till summit better comes along 😢😮
2:17 What ? Luke's mother isn't even born yet. They literally cannot "bring in Luke"
The planet was Ach-to and the creatures were babies of the thing Luke milked
Speaking of this being "for kids"...how old are the twing girls supposed to be in this show....I know the actress is of age, but are the characters she plays? I seriously don't know, I don't watch this, but I was just curious considering Disney's questionable ethics of late
What if it is Ach To and the alien critters age like a fine Grogu... that's been established as a possibility now, but they seem unable to even remain consistent within a single scene.
This makes everything created for the CW look like Scorsese
Face it, there are "What I Eat in a Day" vlogs more entertaining and engaging than any of the Acolyte episodes...
19:38 sol had to see the dagger. Mai had to take the helm because the ship needed to be steered. Yet still, thats a bizzare scene. Goes from wanting to stab the pilot to becoming the pilot at the pilot's requests. Uhhm SURE!
Dan Murrell feels the show and Vernestra will blame Sol for death of the Jedi and cover it up to match canon
30:00 but it should be impossible to make an armor out from Cortosis. So they use it right one time and than not.
That guard rail joke was better than anything Disney Star Wars and I haven't watched anything past Rise of Palpatine, and only went and watched it with a girl cuz reasons