Special Delivery!
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- www.foundfootag... Found in a thrift store on Long Island, New York, “Special Delivery” looked pretty innocuous but proved to be an eye-opening education in the world of “whelping.” See even more on the FFF Vol. 7 DVD.
“We usually allow the bitches to only eat about one or two of the afterbirths,” HARD CUT got me wheezing
Whole Grain Glop that’s the best part!
was looking for this comment
555 likes. Jimmy eat afterbirth, wut
Don’t know why the bitch can’t decide for her own self how many damn afterbirths she eats! She the one having puppies.
I paused at exactly that part and then scrolled down to read this lmaoo. Gonna continue now
I love how innocent the beginning is.
How about how “uninnocent”
the commenters are. They are simply telling us about themselves. Sad
That's a real nice blk n wht pic of yours.
@cody davis Please. Enough with the "ok boomer" - so unoriginal & dumb
@@beauteafulyou1616 ok boomer
@cody davis Right, because morons of all ages do not exist...
And I'm a millenial, by the way. I'm just not a disrespectful puppet.
Written and directed by Jessie Pinkman.
Top Comment Contender
Beeeeeeeiiiitch
Will Ferrel bit racist
kmsl
Glenn Jimerson Jesse*
"Calm the bitch down" I'm dead
"Say 'bitch, be cool!'" - Jules Winnfield (1994)
I thought I was mature enough to not laugh during this... I was wrong
I lost it when he said "fat bitch" LOL
I didn't have that much faith in myself...😂😂😂
Honestly curious how old you guys are.. Not trying to be a dick or whatever but this was not funny at all to me..
Hugh Jaboner ok boomer
Hugh Jaboner lol your name is huge boner
Im pregnant and my husband sent me this. Should I be concerned?
+mogginmeggles
Not at all! It merely shows his concern for you.
Get a divorce and i'll replace him
Calm down bitch
nope . it only means your husband is normal
mogginmeggles LOL 😂
I had a good immature chuckle at this. Excellent editing.
Ronald MacKinnon same...
Made me feel like a kid again
Calm the bitch down!
666 likes, also yeah same lmao
Ronald MacKinnon same!
*Pimps:* _[furiously taking notes]_
This is the best comment.
i deadass read this as "Pimps furiously." Now I'm just imagining motherfuckers just pimping more hardcore than they ever have before
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God I love the internet.
YES! This is why we have the internet, this is why it’s great
Amen Brother!
🤣
666th like
Gods gift to mankind.
1:02
I can’t anymore. 😂
Omg yes 🤣😭☠
Best part
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking at the time
😣😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
'over white bitch'
This video didn't help me with my 99 problems at all
😂😂
Genius! Hahahahaha
Best fucking comment ever.
Looks like you have your 100th problem 😂😂😂
It's almost 2020 and this video is in my recommended
1:18 "calm the bitch down".
Killed me 🤣
"Say 'bitch, be cool!'" - Jules Winnfield (1994)
"Sometimes the Bitch will come earlier.." - I'm dying
LOLL ikr
No you're not bitch
666
Bitch shouldn't be fat, hahahaha, no HAES here !
M'lady you should get yourself to a hospital if you believe you are dying. Hope you're ok. If you pm me your contact details i'll try and send help.
My entire abdomen hurts from laughing so damn hard.
Same, lol
Me too! Owwww!!! 😂 OMG I’m dying.
I threw my back out.
0:43 = Sound medical advise.
advice*
I’m a grown ass woman. But when she said “so, by now you know your bitch is pregnant” I straight up threw my phone across the room. 😂
Dog lover from 1990: “Let’s take back this word.”
Chachi Shapiro
Hahahah!!!
This was worth the aneurism I just had from laughing.
Nobody:
UA-cam Algorithm: Special Delivery!
I just learned that she passed away a couple years ago, so sad she seemed so genuine and kind.
Relax bitch!
She was such a good bitch.
Nobody:
Rap lyrics today: *this video*
@@JohnDoe-lt5fq agree, the "nobody:" didn't serve any purpose to the joke here, but the joke itself is great lol
I guess you don’t listen to any music at all huh
We can tell that she's trying to hold her laugh after saying the word "bltch" 😂
Bangtans Pied Piper Brother I have found you again
@@hollie9487 Bro! What up?
This exchange here between you two is so wholesome. I know absolutely nothing of your backstory, but I'm so glad y'all found each other again. Enjoy your evening, random internet friends.
@@amberharper6062 it twas beautiful, twas it not?
this thread is wholesome and I love it
UA-cam recommended you've done it again.
My friend sent me this and said, “this is me when I talk about you” I love her :)
"fat bitches"
This is one bitchin' video, thanks!
HistoryFlicks4u lol
Oh, man, I should have read through the comments first because I commented the same thing! 😂
How do you not have a billion likes 😂😂😂😂
I’ve always wanted to hear a professional say we should be milked like a cow.
Has anyone ever gotten you to calm down though?
You know he was talking about dogs, right?
I was controlling myself well enough, but that lady had to throw me a curve ball and drop "How long can a bitch go?" with a deadpan tone and now I'm hurting from laughter.
The edit was merciless. Good job.
A lot depends on the bitch.
All the relationship advice any man could need
LOL
Things I didn’t know were needed in my life.
SHUT UP BITCH
Shut your mouth bitch
BiffTannen2015
I think you’re confusing her with your sister
CrazyAzzNate
Can’t handle the truth
🤣🤣🤣
and the winner of the "best video to send an ex
is...
I lost it at "Calm the bitch down"
"fat bitch" got me rolling :-D
At first I was like "oh just a normal video" then i lost it
Thanks Nyan
Why am I laughing so hard? I’m way too old to find this funny. Except...it’s hilarious.
Oh just give into it I'm in my thirties and I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!
I'm 31 and this just done me in. Good shit.
Yep, 32 here. Can confirm
Why are ya’ll acting like youre old when you’re all in your early 30’s? That’s not old
Watch your bitch.
OMG how did they keep a straight face while making this XD
I doubt they did
It was a different time, when that actually meant female dog.
@@Liuhuayue this was the 80s bitch meant what it means now in common parlance. They were just mature about it.
@@Liuhuayue it still means that... That's what makes it duragatory when used in that manor against a women. You're comparing them to a breeding female dog.
Liuhuayue it still means a female dog
Showed this to my dog
Now she leads women's self empowerment retreats in Malibu; for a modest fee, of course.
How much we talkin
*bitches self empowerment
Of course. That bitch knows how to make some money.
I looked my dog in her OCULAR CHIASMAS
I said
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitccchhhhhhh
1lapmagic 🙌🏾🤣😭🤣😭
Underrated
💀
But you said, "bitch," though?
@@Danyel992 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Halfway through this I realized how immature I really am.
when the doctor said "overweight bitches, fat bitch", i laughed so fucking hard
Title: Relationship Advice
0:15 me when my girl stops buying tampons.
God bless you, UA-cam algorithm.
God bless you.
0:15 literally all my relatives at the Thanksgiving table today
“Approximately how long can the bitch go?”
"we only allow the bitch to eat 1 or 2 of the afterbirth"
e-excuse me
+A Black Templar ikr
“Milk the bitch, calm the bitch down.”
Sound advice.
i’m absolutely belly laughing right now. i did not expect this
I'm crying. Haven't laughed that hard in a while 🤣
This is TOO FUNNY! Haha
Nick Eh 30 what the mess just realized this is the Fortnite god Nick
Nick Eh 30 bitch
Wait a minute, this is wiene master 3 years ago
Fortnite chapter 2 is great, ain’t it
Yo it’s the Fortnite dude
I was 100% not expecting this video to go the way it did, but I'm glad it did
Isn’t this that song from the South Park Movie?
I wondered why UA-cam would recommend this to me, and now it makes sense
It's like Breaking Bad all over again...
You goddamn right!
Me: Aww what a cute video about doggies
5 seconds later
Me: Alrighty then
I too thought I was too mature to laugh at this video; I, too, was wrong.
Whenever I have a bad day, I watch this video. 😂😂😂
"how long can a bitch go?"
"depends on a bitch"
LMFAOOO
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
It’s like I’m listening to a rap song
This took 5 years to reach me.....and yes it was worth the wait.
On another episode of “why is this in my recommended” 😂😂
I’ve watched this so many times! Lol and I’ve sent it to so many people. The editing is hilarious!
0:47 He wanted to laugh! x)
Your here because of the gremlin known as Nyanners, and so am I.
🔫 say goodbye *bang*
0:34 wait did i hear that right
CimbaMuzics why tho? Is there a scientific explanation?
navarat chailinfa It’s healthy for you. Antibodies and all that I think was what my google search said last time I looked it up. Don’t quote me lol.
just in case future readers don't know, a thing called a "placenta" falls out when a mammal gives birth, which are the thin, transculent sacs that the babies are individually in as they come out. you can see them at 0:34
the placenta has a lot of health benefits when consumed by the mother.
I think that's what the lady in the video means when she says "afterbirths"
Nat I agree with that I just don’t agree a baby should more valuable than some nutrients
@@josediazasmr6014 the baby doesn't suffer when it climbs out of the placenta and the mother consumes the placenta. I'm not sure what you mean
“Calm the bitch down” fucking GOT me
"This is the greatest video ever" - Jesse Pinkman
yes Bch MAGNETS
UA-cam algorithm has been favourable today.
I liked that part where they said "bitch".
Nobody:
My UA-cam recommendations:
I'm dying, this is awesome.
Play this at the club to find out who's who.
This.....is.......pure....gold aha!
I enjoyed how the dialogue got progressively worse and better at the same time.
This is - by far - the best video I've ever seen.
How has it taken me 5 years to see this
1:13 when I talk about one of my close friends and they aren't there
Following these instructions, I was able to work my problems back down to 99 problems.
“By now you should know your bitch is pregnant.” I died.
You know you didnt search for this video
1:02-1:08 is gold! Lol
Yet another time when UA-cam recommendations makes my day. :)
I haven't had such a good laugh in such a long time.
I laughed so hard i cried!
My 14 year old kitteh thought I lost my mind. :-P
I laughed way too much, apparently I’m 9 still.😂
How did I get here? lol
Because this is a bitchin' video :-D
for the first time in a long time, i’m happy with the youtube algorithm. thank you for this
I literally laughed out loud to this!
This is Gold, Jerry! Gold!
0:53
Bitch Bitch Bi-Bitch Bi-Bi-Bi-Bitch~
Bitchelodeon!
I already learned all of this from that Iceberg Slim book.
I'm glad this exists ༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽
still my favorite video of all time
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW SHE SAID THAT THE AFTER BIRTH MAY BE EATEN! YIKES! LOL
That's completely normal. It's extremely nutritious and animals can't really afford to just let the equivalent of several days of hunting/scavenging go to waste. We humans used to do it too. Some still do.
Instant spot in Mount Rushmore of UA-cam videos.
When I'm stealthily inhaling because I know I'm lazy enough to use the first take even though I also know I'm not gonna bother to edit: 0:05
This was recommended, it screamed to me, and now I'm not disappointed
I called the vet, but refused to book an appointment for my wife
"WHAT'S MY FAVORITE WORD?" (Said in my Too Short voice)
@The Guy HAHAHA...yup, YUP
Wtfbrahh
I don't know how I ended up here and I don't know what side of UA-cam this is, but I'm liking it.