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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • www.foundfootag... Found in a thrift store on Long Island, New York, “Special Delivery” looked pretty innocuous but proved to be an eye-opening education in the world of “whelping.” See even more on the FFF Vol. 7 DVD.

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  • @EvtheBread
    @EvtheBread 4 роки тому +3411

    “We usually allow the bitches to only eat about one or two of the afterbirths,” HARD CUT got me wheezing

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 роки тому +15

      Whole Grain Glop that’s the best part!

    • @7thwardlord598
      @7thwardlord598 4 роки тому +12

      was looking for this comment

    • @SilverCanary1
      @SilverCanary1 4 роки тому +8

      555 likes. Jimmy eat afterbirth, wut

    • @sleesullivan2796
      @sleesullivan2796 4 роки тому +35

      Don’t know why the bitch can’t decide for her own self how many damn afterbirths she eats! She the one having puppies.

    • @husseinalsayed3775
      @husseinalsayed3775 4 роки тому +6

      I paused at exactly that part and then scrolled down to read this lmaoo. Gonna continue now

  • @yeseniaremon33
    @yeseniaremon33 4 роки тому +1863

    I love how innocent the beginning is.

    • @oksills
      @oksills 4 роки тому +5

      How about how “uninnocent”
      the commenters are. They are simply telling us about themselves. Sad

    • @mirkhan3314
      @mirkhan3314 4 роки тому +3

      That's a real nice blk n wht pic of yours.

    • @beauteafulyou1616
      @beauteafulyou1616 4 роки тому +7

      @cody davis Please. Enough with the "ok boomer" - so unoriginal & dumb

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 роки тому +2

      @@beauteafulyou1616 ok boomer

    • @beauteafulyou1616
      @beauteafulyou1616 4 роки тому +2

      @cody davis Right, because morons of all ages do not exist...
      And I'm a millenial, by the way. I'm just not a disrespectful puppet.

  • @GlennJimerson
    @GlennJimerson 9 років тому +1740

    Written and directed by Jessie Pinkman.

    • @Mr_Porter
      @Mr_Porter 7 років тому +18

      Top Comment Contender

    • @Cw81Deut6n4
      @Cw81Deut6n4 4 роки тому +12

      Beeeeeeeiiiitch

    • @nekro6897
      @nekro6897 4 роки тому +2

      Will Ferrel bit racist

    • @haleynic
      @haleynic 4 роки тому

      kmsl

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB 4 роки тому +1

      Glenn Jimerson Jesse*

  • @viclarson2968
    @viclarson2968 8 років тому +380

    "Calm the bitch down" I'm dead

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 2 роки тому +10

      "Say 'bitch, be cool!'" - Jules Winnfield (1994)

  • @stephens721
    @stephens721 9 років тому +2411

    I thought I was mature enough to not laugh during this... I was wrong

    • @ilovejesus925
      @ilovejesus925 9 років тому +66

      I lost it when he said "fat bitch" LOL

    • @j.c.ulater
      @j.c.ulater 4 роки тому +14

      I didn't have that much faith in myself...😂😂😂

    • @moistbandito7378
      @moistbandito7378 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly curious how old you guys are.. Not trying to be a dick or whatever but this was not funny at all to me..

    • @lilnutsack4122
      @lilnutsack4122 4 роки тому +4

      Hugh Jaboner ok boomer

    • @lilnutsack4122
      @lilnutsack4122 4 роки тому +3

      Hugh Jaboner lol your name is huge boner

  • @mogginmeggles
    @mogginmeggles 8 років тому +6611

    Im pregnant and my husband sent me this. Should I be concerned?

  • @RonaldMacK
    @RonaldMacK 9 років тому +2371

    I had a good immature chuckle at this. Excellent editing.

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp 4 роки тому +646

    *Pimps:* _[furiously taking notes]_

    • @phexus
      @phexus 4 роки тому +9

      This is the best comment.

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 2 роки тому +1

      i deadass read this as "Pimps furiously." Now I'm just imagining motherfuckers just pimping more hardcore than they ever have before

    • @nl212ep
      @nl212ep 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EVILICIOS
    @EVILICIOS 4 роки тому +1938

    God I love the internet.

    • @Anonymous--Troll
      @Anonymous--Troll 4 роки тому +20

      YES! This is why we have the internet, this is why it’s great

    • @Shalkar
      @Shalkar 4 роки тому +2

      Amen Brother!

    • @merncat75
      @merncat75 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @ffy0000
      @ffy0000 4 роки тому +1

      666th like

    • @753Leto
      @753Leto 4 роки тому

      Gods gift to mankind.

  • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
    @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 роки тому +850

    1:02
    I can’t anymore. 😂

    • @laureneve94
      @laureneve94 4 роки тому +10

      Omg yes 🤣😭☠

    • @richardjames1751
      @richardjames1751 4 роки тому +8

      Best part

    • @tavern2468
      @tavern2468 4 роки тому +3

      I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking at the time

    • @ookipuki
      @ookipuki 4 роки тому +3

      😣😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bruhahaha
      @bruhahaha 4 роки тому +3

      'over white bitch'

  • @Iife
    @Iife 9 років тому +1262

    This video didn't help me with my 99 problems at all

  • @Danwell86
    @Danwell86 4 роки тому +50

    1:18 "calm the bitch down".
    Killed me 🤣

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 2 роки тому +2

      "Say 'bitch, be cool!'" - Jules Winnfield (1994)

  • @tarastrong6875
    @tarastrong6875 9 років тому +313

    "Sometimes the Bitch will come earlier.." - I'm dying

    • @CantuWielder
      @CantuWielder 9 років тому +1

      LOLL ikr

    • @tommo9667
      @tommo9667 9 років тому +2

      No you're not bitch

    • @redditgolduser3772
      @redditgolduser3772 9 років тому +1

      666

    • @xolotl92
      @xolotl92 9 років тому +1

      Bitch shouldn't be fat, hahahaha, no HAES here !

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 9 років тому +10

      M'lady you should get yourself to a hospital if you believe you are dying. Hope you're ok. If you pm me your contact details i'll try and send help.

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter 8 років тому +692

    My entire abdomen hurts from laughing so damn hard.

    • @ROTPx
      @ROTPx 4 роки тому +5

      Same, lol

    • @SunBunz
      @SunBunz 4 роки тому +4

      Me too! Owwww!!! 😂 OMG I’m dying.

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 2 роки тому +1

      I threw my back out.

  • @CaptGrout
    @CaptGrout 9 років тому +147

    0:43 = Sound medical advise.

  • @patchoulidrop
    @patchoulidrop 4 роки тому +63

    I’m a grown ass woman. But when she said “so, by now you know your bitch is pregnant” I straight up threw my phone across the room. 😂

  • @ChachiTelevision1979
    @ChachiTelevision1979 4 роки тому +208

    Dog lover from 1990: “Let’s take back this word.”

  • @madmandu
    @madmandu 4 роки тому +152

    This was worth the aneurism I just had from laughing.

  • @HSTMachine
    @HSTMachine 4 роки тому +173

    Nobody:
    UA-cam Algorithm: Special Delivery!

  • @markhayes7574
    @markhayes7574 3 роки тому +58

    I just learned that she passed away a couple years ago, so sad she seemed so genuine and kind.

  • @supremeleadergnkdroid3202
    @supremeleadergnkdroid3202 4 роки тому +912

    Nobody:
    Rap lyrics today: *this video*

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 роки тому +4

      @@JohnDoe-lt5fq agree, the "nobody:" didn't serve any purpose to the joke here, but the joke itself is great lol

    • @euclideankennedy
      @euclideankennedy 4 роки тому +2

      I guess you don’t listen to any music at all huh

  • @donutgalaxy2115
    @donutgalaxy2115 4 роки тому +413

    We can tell that she's trying to hold her laugh after saying the word "bltch" 😂

    • @hollie9487
      @hollie9487 4 роки тому +14

      Bangtans Pied Piper Brother I have found you again

    • @donutgalaxy2115
      @donutgalaxy2115 4 роки тому +12

      @@hollie9487 Bro! What up?

    • @amberharper6062
      @amberharper6062 4 роки тому +41

      This exchange here between you two is so wholesome. I know absolutely nothing of your backstory, but I'm so glad y'all found each other again. Enjoy your evening, random internet friends.

    • @homelackin2234
      @homelackin2234 4 роки тому +2

      @@amberharper6062 it twas beautiful, twas it not?

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 роки тому +1

      this thread is wholesome and I love it

  • @PeculiarVisitor
    @PeculiarVisitor 4 роки тому +64

    UA-cam recommended you've done it again.

  • @mushmansion4117
    @mushmansion4117 4 роки тому +23

    My friend sent me this and said, “this is me when I talk about you” I love her :)

  • @historyflicks4u960
    @historyflicks4u960 9 років тому +335

    This is one bitchin' video, thanks!

    • @noahpierce3167
      @noahpierce3167 6 років тому +2

      HistoryFlicks4u lol

    • @crazysingingchick
      @crazysingingchick 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, man, I should have read through the comments first because I commented the same thing! 😂

    • @ookipuki
      @ookipuki 4 роки тому +1

      How do you not have a billion likes 😂😂😂😂

  • @MonaRoo88
    @MonaRoo88 4 роки тому +114

    I’ve always wanted to hear a professional say we should be milked like a cow.

    • @abeish03
      @abeish03 4 роки тому +10

      Has anyone ever gotten you to calm down though?

    • @Zac15
      @Zac15 5 місяців тому

      You know he was talking about dogs, right?

  • @maesejesus
    @maesejesus 3 роки тому +40

    I was controlling myself well enough, but that lady had to throw me a curve ball and drop "How long can a bitch go?" with a deadpan tone and now I'm hurting from laughter.
    The edit was merciless. Good job.

    • @jackdoe552
      @jackdoe552 2 роки тому

      A lot depends on the bitch.

  • @bigdummy9844
    @bigdummy9844 4 роки тому +35

    All the relationship advice any man could need

  • @gromit0299
    @gromit0299 4 роки тому +104

    Things I didn’t know were needed in my life.

  • @greenhat8272
    @greenhat8272 4 роки тому +68

    and the winner of the "best video to send an ex
    is...

  • @Nijaparyman
    @Nijaparyman 9 років тому +8

    I lost it at "Calm the bitch down"

    • @Therrito
      @Therrito 9 років тому +4

      "fat bitch" got me rolling :-D

  • @dopemanricky7196
    @dopemanricky7196 4 роки тому +14

    At first I was like "oh just a normal video" then i lost it

  • @L.S-D
    @L.S-D 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks Nyan

  • @drkatel
    @drkatel 4 роки тому +134

    Why am I laughing so hard? I’m way too old to find this funny. Except...it’s hilarious.

    • @kyloren7070
      @kyloren7070 4 роки тому +3

      Oh just give into it I'm in my thirties and I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!

    • @DGRIFF
      @DGRIFF 4 роки тому +2

      I'm 31 and this just done me in. Good shit.

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 4 роки тому +2

      Yep, 32 here. Can confirm

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 4 роки тому

      Why are ya’ll acting like youre old when you’re all in your early 30’s? That’s not old

    • @NortelGeek
      @NortelGeek 4 роки тому +1

      Watch your bitch.

  • @jacussakus4177
    @jacussakus4177 8 років тому +246

    OMG how did they keep a straight face while making this XD

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 5 років тому +6

      I doubt they did

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 4 роки тому +46

      It was a different time, when that actually meant female dog.

    • @tomyrody4412
      @tomyrody4412 4 роки тому +30

      @@Liuhuayue this was the 80s bitch meant what it means now in common parlance. They were just mature about it.

    • @Thoroughly_Wet
      @Thoroughly_Wet 4 роки тому +3

      @@Liuhuayue it still means that... That's what makes it duragatory when used in that manor against a women. You're comparing them to a breeding female dog.

    • @F.H.W
      @F.H.W 4 роки тому +1

      Liuhuayue it still means a female dog

  • @PedanticAntics
    @PedanticAntics 4 роки тому +122

    Showed this to my dog
    Now she leads women's self empowerment retreats in Malibu; for a modest fee, of course.

  • @1lapmagic
    @1lapmagic 9 років тому +414

    I looked my dog in her OCULAR CHIASMAS
    I said
    Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitccchhhhhhh

    • @violetm_
      @violetm_ 4 роки тому +1

      1lapmagic 🙌🏾🤣😭🤣😭

    • @j.c.ulater
      @j.c.ulater 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated

    • @henrywilliams9244
      @henrywilliams9244 4 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @Danyel992
      @Danyel992 4 роки тому +23

      But you said, "bitch," though?

    • @manano06
      @manano06 4 роки тому +3

      @@Danyel992 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @acpropulsion6191
    @acpropulsion6191 4 роки тому +20

    Halfway through this I realized how immature I really am.

  • @Guyote_
    @Guyote_ 9 років тому +6

    when the doctor said "overweight bitches, fat bitch", i laughed so fucking hard

  • @jacoh9591
    @jacoh9591 4 роки тому +22

    Title: Relationship Advice

  • @JacobRivera168
    @JacobRivera168 4 роки тому +21

    0:15 me when my girl stops buying tampons.

  • @jl-fy3zj
    @jl-fy3zj 4 роки тому +28

    God bless you, UA-cam algorithm.
    God bless you.

  • @FireLordJD
    @FireLordJD 4 роки тому +12

    0:15 literally all my relatives at the Thanksgiving table today

  • @Angela-xc5xb
    @Angela-xc5xb 3 роки тому +7

    “Approximately how long can the bitch go?”

  • @ghostrider5378
    @ghostrider5378 9 років тому +26

    "we only allow the bitch to eat 1 or 2 of the afterbirth"
    e-excuse me

  • @15sixmedia
    @15sixmedia 3 роки тому +5

    “Milk the bitch, calm the bitch down.”
    Sound advice.

  • @devonkelly44
    @devonkelly44 4 роки тому +8

    i’m absolutely belly laughing right now. i did not expect this

  • @jeremyw9204
    @jeremyw9204 4 роки тому +17

    I'm crying. Haven't laughed that hard in a while 🤣

  • @NickEh30
    @NickEh30 9 років тому +159

    This is TOO FUNNY! Haha

  • @pukamaroo
    @pukamaroo 4 роки тому +1

    I was 100% not expecting this video to go the way it did, but I'm glad it did

  • @CaseofSpades
    @CaseofSpades 4 роки тому +24

    Isn’t this that song from the South Park Movie?

  • @TheNikkiSpace
    @TheNikkiSpace 4 роки тому +2

    I wondered why UA-cam would recommend this to me, and now it makes sense

  • @agentcole1
    @agentcole1 9 років тому +111

    It's like Breaking Bad all over again...

  • @ghostmobiil
    @ghostmobiil 4 роки тому +22

    Me: Aww what a cute video about doggies
    5 seconds later
    Me: Alrighty then

  • @Grond112358
    @Grond112358 9 років тому +7

    I too thought I was too mature to laugh at this video; I, too, was wrong.

  • @nl212ep
    @nl212ep 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever I have a bad day, I watch this video. 😂😂😂

  • @DeLaJordans
    @DeLaJordans 9 років тому +8

    "how long can a bitch go?"
    "depends on a bitch"
    LMFAOOO

  • @theanthropiceyedolatry
    @theanthropiceyedolatry 4 роки тому +3

    This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

  • @filthyanimal874
    @filthyanimal874 4 роки тому +34

    It’s like I’m listening to a rap song

  • @gillumice5900
    @gillumice5900 4 роки тому +3

    This took 5 years to reach me.....and yes it was worth the wait.

  • @jordanfarmer4928
    @jordanfarmer4928 4 роки тому +6

    On another episode of “why is this in my recommended” 😂😂

  • @TigerShark316
    @TigerShark316 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve watched this so many times! Lol and I’ve sent it to so many people. The editing is hilarious!

  • @yourlocalbroadcast1529
    @yourlocalbroadcast1529 7 років тому +18

    0:47 He wanted to laugh! x)

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 2 роки тому +6

    Your here because of the gremlin known as Nyanners, and so am I.
    🔫 say goodbye *bang*

  • @hoob1810
    @hoob1810 4 роки тому +51

    0:34 wait did i hear that right

    • @hoob1810
      @hoob1810 4 роки тому +3

      CimbaMuzics why tho? Is there a scientific explanation?

    • @Signy8
      @Signy8 4 роки тому +5

      navarat chailinfa It’s healthy for you. Antibodies and all that I think was what my google search said last time I looked it up. Don’t quote me lol.

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 роки тому +8

      just in case future readers don't know, a thing called a "placenta" falls out when a mammal gives birth, which are the thin, transculent sacs that the babies are individually in as they come out. you can see them at 0:34
      the placenta has a lot of health benefits when consumed by the mother.
      I think that's what the lady in the video means when she says "afterbirths"

    • @josediazasmr6014
      @josediazasmr6014 4 роки тому

      Nat I agree with that I just don’t agree a baby should more valuable than some nutrients

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 4 роки тому +6

      @@josediazasmr6014 the baby doesn't suffer when it climbs out of the placenta and the mother consumes the placenta. I'm not sure what you mean

  • @spyfieri
    @spyfieri 4 роки тому +2

    “Calm the bitch down” fucking GOT me

  • @SolicitorRandolph
    @SolicitorRandolph 9 років тому +10

    "This is the greatest video ever" - Jesse Pinkman

  • @Thekeytomyheart11
    @Thekeytomyheart11 4 роки тому +4

    UA-cam algorithm has been favourable today.

  • @Mumblix
    @Mumblix 9 років тому +31

    I liked that part where they said "bitch".

  • @sukoshikanatomo
    @sukoshikanatomo 4 роки тому +10

    Nobody:
    My UA-cam recommendations:

  • @handsomegamer6964
    @handsomegamer6964 9 років тому +10

    I'm dying, this is awesome.

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 4 роки тому +7

    Play this at the club to find out who's who.

  • @stgoodson3
    @stgoodson3 8 років тому +4

    This.....is.......pure....gold aha!

  • @cryomanc3r
    @cryomanc3r 4 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed how the dialogue got progressively worse and better at the same time.

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog 9 років тому +5

    This is - by far - the best video I've ever seen.

  • @StahpShop
    @StahpShop 4 роки тому +2

    How has it taken me 5 years to see this

  • @burst_ch.
    @burst_ch. 4 роки тому +3

    1:13 when I talk about one of my close friends and they aren't there

  • @izzyfrozen
    @izzyfrozen 3 роки тому

    Following these instructions, I was able to work my problems back down to 99 problems.

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 4 роки тому +3

    “By now you should know your bitch is pregnant.” I died.

  • @MetaHoudini
    @MetaHoudini 4 роки тому +4

    You know you didnt search for this video

  • @LEXRAPS
    @LEXRAPS 2 роки тому +3

    1:02-1:08 is gold! Lol

  • @zrobeast
    @zrobeast 4 роки тому +1

    Yet another time when UA-cam recommendations makes my day. :)

  • @Therrito
    @Therrito 9 років тому +7

    I haven't had such a good laugh in such a long time.
    I laughed so hard i cried!
    My 14 year old kitteh thought I lost my mind. :-P

  • @alisonferrara8025
    @alisonferrara8025 4 роки тому +3

    I laughed way too much, apparently I’m 9 still.😂

  • @ArtisanTony
    @ArtisanTony 9 років тому +18

    How did I get here? lol

    • @ilovejesus925
      @ilovejesus925 9 років тому +5

      Because this is a bitchin' video :-D

  • @mejulius1998
    @mejulius1998 4 роки тому +2

    for the first time in a long time, i’m happy with the youtube algorithm. thank you for this

  • @robertbrunello
    @robertbrunello 8 років тому +7

    I literally laughed out loud to this!

  • @alitlweird
    @alitlweird 3 роки тому

    This is Gold, Jerry! Gold!

  • @PlaidDin
    @PlaidDin 8 років тому +19

    0:53
    Bitch Bitch Bi-Bitch Bi-Bi-Bi-Bitch~
    Bitchelodeon!

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow 4 роки тому +1

    I already learned all of this from that Iceberg Slim book.

  • @Naustix
    @Naustix 9 років тому +7

    I'm glad this exists ༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽

  • @strwb_milk
    @strwb_milk Рік тому

    still my favorite video of all time

  • @laureneve94
    @laureneve94 4 роки тому +3

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW SHE SAID THAT THE AFTER BIRTH MAY BE EATEN! YIKES! LOL

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes 4 роки тому

      That's completely normal. It's extremely nutritious and animals can't really afford to just let the equivalent of several days of hunting/scavenging go to waste. We humans used to do it too. Some still do.

  • @taylordoyle4927
    @taylordoyle4927 4 роки тому +1

    Instant spot in Mount Rushmore of UA-cam videos.

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 4 роки тому +5

    When I'm stealthily inhaling because I know I'm lazy enough to use the first take even though I also know I'm not gonna bother to edit: 0:05

  • @thecoolchannel6431
    @thecoolchannel6431 4 роки тому

    This was recommended, it screamed to me, and now I'm not disappointed

  • @tomservo5007
    @tomservo5007 4 роки тому +17

    I called the vet, but refused to book an appointment for my wife

  • @CSEnginuities
    @CSEnginuities 4 роки тому +2

    "WHAT'S MY FAVORITE WORD?" (Said in my Too Short voice)

  • @LewissTech
    @LewissTech 9 років тому +23

    Wtfbrahh

  • @user-ld2qx5yw3h
    @user-ld2qx5yw3h 4 роки тому

    I don't know how I ended up here and I don't know what side of UA-cam this is, but I'm liking it.