when i first heard about this game i thought the makers were crazy for not getting mark to voice act for it, but actually, BY not asking mark to voice act for it, they got him to play it, which made him voice act EVERY LINE of the ENTIRE GAME. so actually it's genius and im impressed.
i don't believe mark knew about damien's job until the third date? i'm rewatching and it's right after the second damien date rn and mark said this already. but yes, you're right about the others
Damien: Some music would be divine wouldn’t you say? Mark: *Tries to sound smart saying yes* Damien: *Pulls trombone out of cloak* Mark: WHAT THE FFFF-
Date time stamps for those rewatching this: Craig’s epilogue: technically starts 5:09 but Craig isn’t on screen till 14:19 Robert Date one: 1:04:23 Robert Date two: 1:36:36 Damien Date one: 2:05:48 Damien Date two: 2:29:18 Mat Date one: 3:03:28 Mat Date two: 3:26:26 3:47:35 Mark starts stuff with Joseph but has to back track it because it will mess stuff up with Robert so he never finishes it Rushed rehash of Craig date one 3:49:16 Rushed rehash of Craig date two: 3:51:13 Robert third date: 3:54:47 Robert epilogue technically starts at 4:21:28 but Robert isn’t on screen till 4:27:04 Damien third date: 4:35:55 Damiens epilogue technically starts at 4:59:47 but Damien isn’t on screen till 5:02:33 One last highlight: 2:32:13 mark spills both his drinks
Elizabeth _k I’m pretty sure Mark never plays through Hugo’s dates but Hugo does come up in another daddy’s date for a while (no spoilers on who though ;) )
Mark and Craig remind me of those "bro" posts you find on Tumblr. Y'know, like. . . *Bro1:* Bro *Bro2:* What bro *Bro1:* Tell the whole world we're bros *Bro2:* [whispers] We're bros *Bro1:* Why'd you whisper, bro? *Bro2:* Because you're my whole world, bro *Bro1:* b r o
Soft and Neat Flower EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WAS GOOD. YOUR COMMENT. YOUR NAME. YOUR JOKE. ITS JUST DAM GREAT. ITS HELA GREAT. ITS A GREAT POINT.(sneaky reference to jack-sumarbrander-) YEET
46:14 Mark: I don't remember any of this. WHY DON'T I REMEMBER ANY OF THIS Me: **vaguely recalls Mark screaming BURGER TIME a few episodes ago** Well...
NO NOT CRAIG HE MUST BE GREG GREG IS THE NUMBER ONE FANBASE WE LIVIN LIFE IN THE FAST LANE WE JUST HIT 200 MIL (OOH) TIME TO POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE IF YOU AIN'T GREG THATS LAME GREG IS A BEAST THAT YOU CAN"T TAME GREG TAKING OVER THE RAP GAME GREG IS LOGAN PAUL"S DADS NAME
Actually something like that does happen, “In the Dadrector’s cut, if the player goes on two dates with Hugo and Damien, plus the art walk sidequest, Hugo and Damien can end up a couple at Amanda’s graduation party.” (dream daddy wiki) ^^
I have watched this many, many times; but the whole thing when Robert replied to Mark's DadBook message saying, hey, hey Mark, I'm outside.....it literally makes me die of laughter.
I love how Mark is so comfortable in who he is that he can actually play this game and appreciate all the sweet qualities of the guys. Every time one of the guys does something romantic Mark pauses, sighs, gazes at the screen and goes "ah that's nice" or "aw so sweet." I wish there was more!
Mark staring out Damien's window and spotting Craig doing push-ups..& calling his name while blowing him a "bro-kiss" has me dying from cuteness overload. WHY ISN'T THIS REAL LIFE!!?
@@yolandawieler1638 Wait I'm realizing that you made a joke. That's on me. I'm sorry. It's just the person above you said something and I thought you were doing the same. But yeah, I was referring to this game in particular. I hope there are no misunderstandings. I'm sorry. 😅
I only have an hour left of this series and I finally realized. The eggplant and heart reaction gives you Daddy points while the regular heart reaction gives you Dad points.
Him after finishing the Craig one is me after finishing any story I liked and It takes me a lot longer to get over it but also I just sit there and imagine them getting married
No. literally... Mark when Robert asks to f*** in the beginning of the game: Okay!!! Mark when asked about pineapples on pizzas: 3 years of internal monologue and self-reflection.
"Puns are the lowest form of humor Mark. Try harder." And suddenly Mary's dead to me. edit: guys please this isnt funny this was made like a year ago sobs
mark, when people ask him what he's like in public: "I'm a bit of a dick." mark, when in public: a polite individual, who occasionally acts like a dick and either apologizes or makes sure it's all in good fun beforehand mark, in private: gives large portions of money to charities while speaking about how genuinely he feels for the cause
When he finished Robert's route and the game goes back to the title he sighs and accidentally says "Craig" instead of Robert lmfao. Can't get over him.
1:04:22 Robert 1:36:30 Robert´s second date 3:54:53 Robert´s third date 2:05:48 Damien 2:29:23 Damien´s second date 4:35:55 Damien´s third date 3:03:15 Mat 3:26:41 Mat´s second date 3:49:12 speeding through Craig´s dates since he´s played it before
Craig: *breathes*
Mark:bro. İly.
:)
That's just how everyone is
robert: *bursts out eggplants*
mark: *french laugh* OHOHOHOHOHO
*joins u* OHONHONHONHON
*joins u as well* HUE
HUHUHU
OH HO HO
Lafayette? OHOHOHOHOHO
HUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUE
I wish real people bursted out in hearts and eggplants when I said something they liked
HalloLeute yass
❤🍆
❤️❤️❤️🍆🍆🍆💦💦🍆❤️
HalloLeute it would make flirting a fuck ton easier
Same 😂
mark: “the dad points are bullshit”
also mark: *reloads the game every time he says something the npcs dont like*
people pleasing to the max
Mark is so involved with Craig. He literally finished Robert's touching ending and what did he say? [sighs happily] "craig"
Spattered Because Craig is bae
Spattered I snorted when he did that
I feel like Craig and mark are very alike I'm some subjects, that's why Mark is head over heels over Craig😂
The first one is always the special one , Mark is totally in love with Craig
Spattered Can you blame him? *Sigh* "Craig"
Imagine Mark and Craig's wedding vows.
"Bro. Bro. BROO."
"Broooo. Bro."
*bro-kiss*
*confused clapping from the audience*
Shena Han
I M W H E E Z I N G
Shena Han
OH MY GOD YESSS ❤(ӦｖӦ｡)
Shena Han omgg yessss:-) :-) :-)
Shena Han wedding theme here comes the bro here comes the bro their at the end of the isle just being bros 😂❤️
This is my favorite thing bro.
...
*bro*
*In memory of when Markiplier looked more like Craig than his actual character*.
OvO XO I agree
omg he does look like craig .. alot .. if he had the eyebrow cut he would look exactly like craig
666 LIKES
Pic pls
I think he look more like him now than when this was played tbh
Mark: *finishes Robert’s ending*
Mark not even a minute later: *sighs dreamily* Craig...
It was the pineapple on pizza
You can never escape the first love of our lives 😔
Mark: I’m not gay
Dream Daddy: *exists*
Mark: CRIIIIIAG
I believe that is considered "selfcest"
AkaluLuna UwU I believe that as well
Sorry to be that person but...
It's Craig*
B rooooooo
You spelled "Craig" wrong.
Mark: *Says that he’s gonna be posting longer videos for this game*
Us: Thinks that it’s gonna be an hour each
Mark: *POSTS A 5 HOUR VIDEO*
Craig: appears
Mark: ❤💘💙💕💚💝💛💟💜💞💓💝💘💗💖
Double B 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Bro
hoyl fukc wait this fandom is still alive
Bro!
🍆🏕
2:21:45
*Mark:* “no one has a job in this town, besides Hugo,”
*Craig, a literal workaholic:* am I a joke to you?
Mat literally running a coffee shop
Is everyone forgetting about Mat and HIS coffee shop?
Armyyyyyy
Mat: Am I a joke to both of you?
And Damien’s job at the vet?
Watching Mark having a mental breakdown about pineapples on pizza is the reason why I live.
Theá Leah when was that?
Ζωή Γαλάνη 1 hour 23 minutes issshhhh
ua-cam.com/video/qiYyUbfRo8k/v-deo.htmlh23m29s
Theá Leah mark also said in the stream that he would get pineapple pizza but he lied 😭🍍🍕
Candice Francisco nah, he said he'll record it later and upload, he should do it soon
Summary of this game?
Mark: CRAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGG!!!!
Accurate, so accurate
Bro-
. . . Bro
Bro bro I love ya bro
Bro
* finishes Robert’s route *
Mark: “Oh, Craig”
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He can't let go of Craig
Mark: "how did I miss all this dialog?"
Past Mark: *"BURGER TIME"*
LITERALLY
So stressful xd
EXACTLY 😭
B U R G E R T I M E
LITERALLY WHATTT
i just want someone to love me the way mark loves craig :((
Same, bro
If I say that to someone and they understand it, we’re already married
Ghost of you is a great song haha just got happy when I saw good ol’ ash in your profile pic hahaha
You and me both. I can't wait for someone to love me like that. I would never let them go
Bro
Craig: *breathes*
Mark: BRO
*_BRO_*
Potato Ninja *BROOOO*
*B R O*
*B R O*
*B* *R* *O*
Mark spilling his drink and then immediately knocking over the second one is one of the most relatable things I've ever seen on the internet
Tala2121 "how's your life going?"
Tala2121 I can name a different instance where that happens...
Gerard Way from MCR in the song: The Ghost of You
I love that he had a full roll of paper towels at the ready. Haha
What time is it at? I can't find it...
Same.
Robert: Love you
Mark: Love you too Craig
That’s the classic “caught cheating”
when i first heard about this game i thought the makers were crazy for not getting mark to voice act for it, but actually, BY not asking mark to voice act for it, they got him to play it, which made him voice act EVERY LINE of the ENTIRE GAME.
so actually it's genius and im impressed.
yeah! that's actually why i thought they could have easily asked mark
Exoticbutters Pimp likely because its be like 4 words in different variations
1000th like
Mark: I'm gonna try for somebody other than Craig
Mark, less than an hour later: IT'S CRAIG 💞💫💗💖💋💫💞💞💗💖💌
Little Cacti Quirk i got you to 1k likes 😁
thats it! >:( I'm making a compilation of mark simping over criag. >:)
@@fleabarf123 yes
how do you have over 3K likes & only 4 comments?
3:50:49
Dream Daddy LIVE, or as I like to call it, Mark tries to play a game but gets distracted by thirsting for Craig
Abby Johnson *CRAIG* (licks lips)
Abby Johnson ya..... But like Robert doe we have to acknowledge da spicy Boi
420 likes, you're welcome
"No one has a job besides Hugo"
Craig- a literal workaholic and owner of a company
Joseph- youth pastor
Mat- barista
Damien- IT guy for some company
*literal
*workaholic
*barista
*some
Brian: a general contractor
i don't believe mark knew about damien's job until the third date? i'm rewatching and it's right after the second damien date rn and mark said this already. but yes, you're right about the others
Robert: cryptid hunter I guess?
Damien: Some music would be divine wouldn’t you say?
Mark: *Tries to sound smart saying yes*
Damien: *Pulls trombone out of cloak*
Mark: WHAT THE FFFF-
Thank you for the like dude!
OMG. THAT IS PERFECT
Night Wolf Now and Then Lmao yes
Night Wolf Now and Then YES
LoL😂
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
*kiss*
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
Craig: bro.
Mark: bro.
the bro duet describes them perfectly.
Craig's great omf
What time do they kiss?
I have never heard me name so many times
Clearly Mark isn't over Craig
MasterOf4Elements OK... What if Craig was real!!! Do you think mark would actually date him... OMG CRAIG IPLIER
MasterOf4Elements Mark IS Craig
I don't think will ever be over Craig
I will never be over Craig either. (in a gay way)
"someone's been waiting to talk to you" The way he read Craig's name was so funny and blushy, I'm crying
Mark: *exist*
Craig: Bro...
Mark:*gay panic*
This whole video is just * gay panic *
@@Kaunoe And I'm loving every second of it lmao
They are so bromantical
Craig: *Does anything*
Mark: BRO
Mark: *Blushes*
(Last Video)
Mark: *Kisses Craig*
Mark: Bro...
Craig: Bro...
Lol
*BRO*
B r o
Bro
*Kiss me, bro.*
*B r o.*
*B. r. o*
*Daddy list*
Robert: 1:04:22 Ending: 3:54:51
Damien: 2:05:45 Ending: 4:36:00
Mat: 3:03:28
Craig: 3:49:16
AcidRain you Angel
god bless you, you beautiful soul
God bless you 🙏
AcidRain thank you😂
May Arceus bless ya, son
"Bro?"
"Bro."
"Maybe bro can be our always."
TheBookNerd IsStupid the fault in our bros
Bro is our always, Bro.
ah ahhhhhhh the cringe but also the memories
its everyday bro
Please no I'm still reading the book I'm only half way but I know that Augustus dies (spoilers) and I'm sad.
Date time stamps for those rewatching this:
Craig’s epilogue: technically starts 5:09 but Craig isn’t on screen till 14:19
Robert Date one: 1:04:23
Robert Date two: 1:36:36
Damien Date one: 2:05:48
Damien Date two: 2:29:18
Mat Date one: 3:03:28
Mat Date two: 3:26:26
3:47:35 Mark starts stuff with Joseph but has to back track it because it will mess stuff up with Robert so he never finishes it
Rushed rehash of Craig date one 3:49:16
Rushed rehash of Craig date two: 3:51:13
Robert third date: 3:54:47
Robert epilogue technically starts at 4:21:28 but Robert isn’t on screen till 4:27:04
Damien third date: 4:35:55
Damiens epilogue technically starts at 4:59:47 but Damien isn’t on screen till 5:02:33
One last highlight: 2:32:13 mark spills both his drinks
Wait Hugo
Thank you kind timestamp human
Potato king :D your welcome! I’m glad it’s been helpful :)
Elizabeth _k I’m pretty sure Mark never plays through Hugo’s dates but Hugo does come up in another daddy’s date for a while (no spoilers on who though ;) )
woah. dedication, man. mad respect
Mark: Oh my god, everything is different now! I don’t remember any of this!
Me: *violent war flashbacks of Mark screaming BURGER TIME*
Right??
Ikr?? He just went straight to burger time last time 😂😂
No one:
Legit nobody:
Mark: *NOT SLEEPING WITH ROBERT MADE EVERYTHING BETTERRRRRR*
Mark and Craig remind me of those "bro" posts you find on Tumblr. Y'know, like. . .
*Bro1:* Bro
*Bro2:* What bro
*Bro1:* Tell the whole world we're bros
*Bro2:* [whispers] We're bros
*Bro1:* Why'd you whisper, bro?
*Bro2:* Because you're my whole world, bro
*Bro1:* b r o
and Peggy Craigiplier! AND PEGGY!!
WORK! WORK!
Jason and Percy from the Heroes of Olympus series remind of that too
Edit: ayyyy people agree! Hello 9 people who have also read PJO!
and Peggy made my day thank you
Soft and Neat Flower EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WAS GOOD. YOUR COMMENT. YOUR NAME. YOUR JOKE. ITS JUST DAM GREAT. ITS HELA GREAT. ITS A GREAT POINT.(sneaky reference to jack-sumarbrander-) YEET
Robert: "Are you coming in?"
Mark: "Lord, show me how to say no to this, I don't how to say no to this"
“But my God, He looks so helpless.”
'And my body's screaming hell yes'
Robert in the background: "Whoahaoh"
I live for these types of comments ☠️
Lmaoo the Hamilton references 💀
5:06:07 "I'll probably do another livestream where I go through the rest of this" WHERE IS IT??? I'VE BEEN WAITINGGGGG
OTTB At Heart VERYYY PATIENTLY!!!!!
WE ARE
WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STILL WAITING
Dang still nothing? :( I’ll still wait patiently for it
SAME
Craig: **Sits blissfully under a cherry blossom tree**
Mark: ... Pull into my concourse, Craig.
He almost **choked** when the game mentioned Craig under the cherry tree.
Tay Chung 400th like and lol
Mark: "Aww, Robert has a sensitive side!"
Robert, not even .01 seconds later: *"Let's throw rocks at shit."*
Mark: *finishes date with Robert*
Also mark: ahhhhh.... craaaaaaaig
I caught that too🤣🤣🤣
"NARUTO STRUGGLED AGAINST SASUKE AS HE UNBUTTONED HIS NINJA PANTS"
I'M SOBBING THIS IS EVERYTHING DAMIEN HAS A YAOI COLLECTION HAHAHAHAAAA
hehe
Omg. Yep Damian is my new dream daddy. Srry Creig 😹😹
@@khoiphan7744 lol
@@shadowxwrld I didn't think anyone would see that.. I CAN EXPLAIN! xD
@@khoiphan7744 you have time
i think Mark is going gay for Craig.... He just gets so excited when he sees Craig. It's adorable!
Itachi Uchiha lmao mark is goin gay for a fictional character
aww ikr
BROOOOOOOO
Shiro Terogane -- cough cough Nate cough cough
Who ships them just for fun?
DAMIEN SHOULD HAVE GIVEN MARK THE BOUQUET IN HIS FINAL SCENE
The biggest lie I’ve ever heard
*”I AM NOT THIRSTY FOR CRAIG”*
LoL
09divagirl Love exactly xD
When?
SAME!!!!!
His gayness for Craig is perfect 👌
Ikr
YAS! This answers all my, "If Mark was gay?" questions
I really wish Mark would just pick Craig and if he picks one of the other guys...... I Will BE PISSED OFF 😡 😡😡😡😡😡
Craig and Mark.... I ship it
Juliana Lyons calm down lol
@@Wolfie0167 He did in his original play through
Omg Craig and mark are the perfect examples of “I’d smash, but no homo bro”
Yes
Facts
i think its rlly nice how the game doesnt always end with a relationship, but rather allows the characters to stay friends and work on themselves.
Such is life...mostly
46:14 Mark: I don't remember any of this. WHY DON'T I REMEMBER ANY OF THIS
Me: **vaguely recalls Mark screaming BURGER TIME a few episodes ago** Well...
EXACTLY
S A M E
omg yeah xDd
"I'm not too thirsty for Craig"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Like just saying
john cena: * busts hole in wall *...................ARe yOU sURe ABoUT thAt
Bro-
BrOoO
In memory of when Mark screamed at a baby
WHERE'S ARNOLD???
@@lokimayo2866 idk
>~
blerp
Omg yes 😂👌
Ok now you've done it
I love that Damien literally had Naruto smut in his library also the ”FUCK MY KNEE” thing was a moment I will never forget
Mark: "This is different! This is definitely different!
I'm pretty sure he just yelled BURGER TIME last time and continued on.
Roses are Red
Chickens are from the Egg
I think we can all agree
Mark is confirmed Craig
NO NOT CRAIG
HE MUST BE GREG
GREG IS THE NUMBER ONE FANBASE
WE LIVIN LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
WE JUST HIT 200 MIL (OOH)
TIME TO POP OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE
IF YOU AIN'T GREG
THATS LAME
GREG IS A BEAST
THAT YOU CAN"T TAME
GREG TAKING OVER
THE RAP GAME
GREG IS
LOGAN PAUL"S
DADS NAME
‘You said it’
Dude that was epic how did you come up with that
I love how when he is with anyone else but Craig he goes crazy for Craig
joey lape don’t you know? there is nothing like your first daddy.
Oh boi, here come the dad jokes!
I'm sorry but I think Hugo and Damien would be fantastic together. They love history, know a bunch, tolerate children, serious, dress nice, like cmon
Actually something like that does happen, “In the Dadrector’s cut, if the player goes on two dates with Hugo and Damien, plus the art walk sidequest, Hugo and Damien can end up a couple at Amanda’s graduation party.” (dream daddy wiki) ^^
AWWWWWW YOU’RE RIGHT
@@mango-ve1wzWAAAIT FRR?? NICE
GOOD ENDING FOR ALL OF US 😭
1. i can't even explain how hot mark makes every dad 2. he makes the voice sound exaclty like the daddy looks lmao. 3. sToP bEiNg sO hOt bRo
So is no one gonna mentioned the Naruto smut Damien has in his library?
The. What?
We do not speak of *that*
What? Where? When?
@@LenaB08 oh yah I saw that a few hours ago
*Shush, we do not speak of that* .
Robert: You like pineapple on pizza, right?
Mark: *kill bill sirens*
Why was there only ewww and pineapple simping? Where's the in between option where you don't like it but won't turn your nose up to it?
@@tjknight That’s not the dating sim way
@@cynicalnerd2529 I want to be honest without being rude!
honestly pineapple on pizza is delicous
I wanted a mid option :(
RIP to the rest of Mark's Dream Daddy series 😔😔
What happened?
@@foreverblooming-3- he just never finished it lmfao
Right? I wanted to see aLL OF THEM. ;_;
I'm pretty sure Mark has a mental breakdown when he sees Craig
Wasn't Giggles 76 a hacker in Watch Dogs at the end of the QR codes
Heck I see why, even I would have a mental breakdown if o saw him irl! 😍
Megan Walsh lolololololol
Giggles 76 your welcome (bro)😆
Giggles 76 THIS ISNT WEBTOON WHEN YOU JUST SAY EDIT😂😂 LOL JK
Mark: *gets Roberts ending*
Also Mark: Craig
I love how even the sexy and hot Robert asks for and respects consent ❤️❤️❤️
ikr hes so hot
NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING YOUR LOVER WITH RESPECT
The true man
That's what makes him sexy
DR toast DANG STRAIGHT!
I have watched this many, many times; but the whole thing when Robert replied to Mark's DadBook message saying, hey, hey Mark, I'm outside.....it literally makes me die of laughter.
I played through it myself and it literally made me think of my friends, so cute
"I will honk"
"Why don't I remember this!?" Mark you went straight for the burgers last time and didn't talk to anyone 😂😂
Melissa Nicole I know
Melissa Nicole that's exactly what I'm saying 😂😂😂
I may have been shouting at he saying that
Pillo The Starplestian I know but I typed it before it happened lol
Melissa Nicole
I wanna like this comment but then it wouldn’t be 707 anymore (I absolutely adore you if you get that reference)
I love how Mark is so comfortable in who he is that he can actually play this game and appreciate all the sweet qualities of the guys. Every time one of the guys does something romantic Mark pauses, sighs, gazes at the screen and goes "ah that's nice" or "aw so sweet." I wish there was more!
Mark staring out Damien's window and spotting Craig doing push-ups..& calling his name while blowing him a "bro-kiss" has me dying from cuteness overload. WHY ISN'T THIS REAL LIFE!!?
Blixer Raine UM ME TOO XD I feel this on a spiritual level
Cassie Hyre Hahahaha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! You worded those "feels" quite perfectly, love it.
Gosh, I woulds stay on this planet forever and ever and never leave this world x333
Blixer Raine when I’m not at the end yet or um at Damian
Robert: "You're fine with pineapple on pizza, right?"
Mark: "WE COULD HAVE HAD THE WORLD!!! T.T"
mark sounds like he divorced craig when he says "i miss craig, i miss craig alot" 3:50:49
but then theres me , internally crying at 12 minutes : fUck me silly
honestly im too attached to every. damn. thing
@@rqzzlldqzzls *Fuck my knee*
Mark: "How is your hair so soft?"
Damien: "Dog shampoo."
*Me:* "MOM! DOG SHAMPOO! ASAP!
Rachel Dedase i was washing my hair and there was dog shampoo on the side and my mind flashed to Damien xD
I wish Mark would play this again. He seemed to have so much fun playing this! And he has several more Dads to date!
I know right! I want more so badly!
I want more too
10000000% agree dude
i really want him to date joseph he gotta see the jesus is cuming banner
Yeeees!! I want more!
Mark: I'm not going to get 100% completionist today.
Me: You're not gonna get 100% completionist EVER.
This is the world worst moments...
Oh he's never going to complete a game? Power. Wash. Simulator. I bet you feel pretty dumb right now :)
@@yolandawieler1638 I was referring to this game but go off ig
@@yolandawieler1638 Wait I'm realizing that you made a joke. That's on me. I'm sorry. It's just the person above you said something and I thought you were doing the same. But yeah, I was referring to this game in particular. I hope there are no misunderstandings. I'm sorry. 😅
@@jaythekid16boii42 aw, seeing someone going back and reconsidering what they said is always so sweet
"I DON'T LIKE YOU MARY!!! YOU CAN GO AND.......UH......BE SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!" Is honestly my new favourite to someone saying they don't like puns.
Mary is cool, the only big flaw she has is that she dislike puns
I was scrolling and saw this comment and then coincidentally he said this
I only have an hour left of this series and I finally realized. The eggplant and heart reaction gives you Daddy points while the regular heart reaction gives you Dad points.
Sara Wadsworth ur like,,,, a genius
noot noot Thank you 😊
Sara Wadsworth 69th like (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gabriella plays thanks fren 😊
Sara Wadsworth may I ask what the difference was between those two? 🙂
Markiplier streams Dream Daddy:
Stream Daddy
Nice.
Shit that's hilarious
Broooooo
Markiplier looks at memes:
Meme Daddy
@@khadi5072 Noice.
I love how Mark didn't even realize he skipped the entire BBQ section last time and thinks he's seen it before lol
I thought he did? 🤔 he saw all the puns in the first or second episode, no?
@@marinamedinaa he didn’t talk to anyone the first time, he went straight to the food and puns
"Why don't I remember any of this? It was only a week ago!"
Cut to last week:
*"BURGER TIME"*
Craig: *inhales oxygen*
Mark: BRO
B R O
BROOOO
Ｂ ｒ ｏ
BROOOOOOOO
Hello. I am your 69th like.
Remember to blaze it, b r o...
*teleports away*
Anyone who wouldn’t get this would be so confused lol
This deserves way more likes tbh
Brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooetc
Him after finishing the Craig one is me after finishing any story I liked and It takes me a lot longer to get over it but also I just sit there and imagine them getting married
Now that my friend is a Mood.
Some draw them getting married oml (or should i do it?)
I am still patiently waiting for this to finish..., from three years in the future....this is utterly heart crushing
Same 😔
Well I know jac played it so maybe he finished it if u just want an ending 🤷🏼♀️
now four years ;-;
it has almost been 5 years. i request we bother him respectfully
@@kenzie692 I second that
No one:
No one at all:
Not a damn soul:
Mark: CRIAG ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Bro
@Nagito Komaeda bro!
Bro-
@@cloudysky9248 bro
This should be called "Mark being thirsty for 5 hours straight" 😂😂
kaitlin keene don’t you mean five hours *gay*
Why is this is legit truth
Yes. Just yes.
YAASSSHHHH
"No I'm not thirsty for Craig!"
yes you are Mark...we all are
I'm team Brian's belly and beard.
I'm thirsty for Joseph
Mark having a complete meltdown over Robert liking pineapple on pizza is my favorite part of this whole stream 😂😂😂
No. literally... Mark when Robert asks to f*** in the beginning of the game: Okay!!! Mark when asked about pineapples on pizzas: 3 years of internal monologue and self-reflection.
You: "Dream Daddy"
Me (An Intellectual): "Fantasy Father"
Sea Blue XD SNRK
You need a squip
@@loudashame we all need a squip
@@wow2926 Ain't that the truth
Laura ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN 🇯🇵
"I trust you to make good mistakes."
-Markiplier 2k17
tyler ^
Omg I thought I was the only one who heard that!!🤣🤣
Emma TheAlphaWolf I also thought u was the only one to!!
The fact that Damien has yaoi naruto hentai in his ‘private selection’ is friggin hilarious
I'm on that part and omg yess lol
When HuMaNs find who you ReAlLy are 😏😂
Yeah that is hilarious and I also watched Naruto so I could fantasize about them. Theeeeeen I searched them up on UA-cam to see it.😳😷😈😻
**sAsKE uNbUcLeS nArUtOs NiNgA pAnTs, SmIrKiNg** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i laught so hard on that part xd
it’s the way Mark brought up and accidentally called Robert Craig that’s making my night
Mark's relationship with Craig is a literal Bromance. So many bros in one convo.
"aw where's the vampire boning" um mark...did we just find your kink?
"Puns are the lowest form of humor Mark. Try harder."
And suddenly Mary's dead to me.
edit: guys please this isnt funny this was made like a year ago sobs
It’s not much of a loss
She did say she was a ghost
@@flowzeycontent937 good point
damien
DINKI
mark, when people ask him what he's like in public: "I'm a bit of a dick."
mark, when in public: a polite individual, who occasionally acts like a dick and either apologizes or makes sure it's all in good fun beforehand
mark, in private: gives large portions of money to charities while speaking about how genuinely he feels for the cause
Aw may gawd can somebody pls appreciate with me, damien's non-victorian look with the glasses, shirt and tied-up hair?
He's a sweet Angel Baby
He's such a wonderful person. I wish there were more Damiens in the world.
i wanna hug him
He's such a nerd and I love him
he looks so cute!
Robert in a nutshell
I'm kidding I'm just joking with ya
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.
.
OR AM I
Something tells me he likes to watch Vsauce
omg but hes so hottttt
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou thats for sure lol
When he finished Robert's route and the game goes back to the title he sighs and accidentally says "Craig" instead of Robert lmfao. Can't get over him.
Me TOO lol! Mark and I both so attached to him still...
Me too lol😀😁
Mark: “I LIKE LEARNING”
Me, an intellectual: *EEF*
hooked on phonics 😌
🎶"I just wanna learn how to read"🎶
The entire Dream Daddy series but every time Mark gets thirsty for Craig it gets faster
It would be a few seconds long
dang then it be faster then the speed of light
That sounds oddly dirty
dew dot 1 second long
Shazazz_Lolz z that is the definition of DDDDS
"Lemme, um, get at that." "Hard Daps" I fucking lost it.
LSParis Gaming I lost it to sucks that mark had to change it to get a better date
1:04:22 Robert
1:36:30 Robert´s second date
3:54:53 Robert´s third date
2:05:48 Damien
2:29:23 Damien´s second date
4:35:55 Damien´s third date
3:03:15 Mat
3:26:41 Mat´s second date
3:49:12 speeding through Craig´s dates since he´s played it before
Snow tanks alot
There isn't a third date for Damien, the time stamp you have is Mat's date. (I think 2nd- 3rd.)
Snow Damien's third date is 4:36:03
Thanks!
littlespindabear Oh shoot, didn't notice that. It should be correct now :-)
Mark: trying to date Robert
Mark a few seconds later: ITS CRAIGGGGGGG!!!!!