HOW TO BE DADDY | Dream Daddy - Part 1

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  • @apavlovss
    @apavlovss 4 роки тому +4780

    *”you can’t switch daughters. Amanda’s your only daughter.”*
    Lmao

  • @sbevejobs3586
    @sbevejobs3586 5 років тому +14634

    He did that intro so professionally while Jack was over here like
    *"DreeEEeEeeeEEaeEEEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeam daddy"*

  • @kylieb2479
    @kylieb2479 7 років тому +4358

    *"Hey I'm your new neighbor Jospeh! I promise not to talk about your dead spouse!"*
    Classy

    • @jishsleftdrumstick2100
      @jishsleftdrumstick2100 7 років тому +11

      Hello, my name is [Kylie] your name is great

    • @laurengregg7293
      @laurengregg7293 7 років тому +13

      the HIGHEST of class Joseph the *H.I.G.H.E.S.T* of class

    • @angelikmiffy
      @angelikmiffy 7 років тому +7

      Hello, my name is [Kylie] greatest way to meet the new neighbors

    • @MJ-lh8ge
      @MJ-lh8ge 7 років тому +13

      Your username...your username is a reference to Dan's first video....*fangirls* YASSS

    • @purple6235
      @purple6235 7 років тому +2

      Hello, my name is [Kylie] as well. And I love your username

  • @lifeoffire9248
    @lifeoffire9248 5 років тому +3338

    The tips in the loading screen raised me more than my own father

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 7 років тому +8653

    This writing is so funny!
    "You'd have to be insane to raise more than two."
    "I have four kids"
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 7 років тому +25

      Goku x Sephiroth You're telling me it never gets old?

    • @ajamelgaard8056
      @ajamelgaard8056 7 років тому +8

      lol, i have four brothers and i'm the oldest

    • @Luna-sc5lt
      @Luna-sc5lt 7 років тому +11

      Goku x Sephiroth I have 4 siblings(probably more cuz my moms a hoe) I'm the fifth child and the 4th to be born XDDDD

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 7 років тому +38

      I thought the "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE." was you replying lol.
      Then dialogue continued and son, I am disappoint.

    • @evaswaim7528
      @evaswaim7528 7 років тому +2

      I have 11

  • @natalienoodle
    @natalienoodle 7 років тому +5048

    Mark getting excited about dogs is the cutest shit ever.

    • @imjustsomebunny
      @imjustsomebunny 7 років тому +14

      +Natalie Riddle Agreed.

    • @persephonessibling
      @persephonessibling 7 років тому +10

      Not as cute as Dans reaction!

    • @maymay_sheep_8962
      @maymay_sheep_8962 7 років тому +4

      Rainbow Quartz I know right 😍

    • @TheDiscipleofSlash
      @TheDiscipleofSlash 7 років тому +6

      Wait, is there a video of Dan reacting to dogs? I must know!

    • @Plixiii
      @Plixiii 4 роки тому +2

      I was also excited about dogs but I'm by myself right now, so no-one seen me get excited over dogs

  • @jem488
    @jem488 7 років тому +5555

    How to be dad
    Step one: Be Markiplier

    • @scaredy-Cass
      @scaredy-Cass 7 років тому +25

      +i like churros because they taste like regret
      ...and if you aren't Markiplier you can always just stay in your fuckin lane.

    • @brianna3657
      @brianna3657 7 років тому +14

      i like churros because they taste like regret
      also, all the dad puns lol

    • @waffleguy9713
      @waffleguy9713 7 років тому +4

      i disagree

    • @mnik9759
      @mnik9759 7 років тому +12

      Kylen Berry i agree

    • @ClusterSp4rk
      @ClusterSp4rk 7 років тому +3

      step one : be yourself ;)

  • @yonyokai4593
    @yonyokai4593 4 роки тому +11178

    They should make a lesbian sequel of all the daddies daughters.

  • @froot6054
    @froot6054 5 років тому +9350

    this is probably the base foundation of a wattpad fan fiction

    • @beesmerk6169
      @beesmerk6169 5 років тому +159

      nah, not just this shit, mostly x readers and cannon x oc on wattpad, also memes, alot of memes

    • @ghosttown2785
      @ghosttown2785 5 років тому +51

      @@bunni5716 I write fanfics too....what's your username? XD

    • @karenlynn6845
      @karenlynn6845 5 років тому +30

      And thanks for an idea with another fan fiction XD

    • @ayshmoonking
      @ayshmoonking 5 років тому +38

      There is one I read. It's literally called Dream Daddy. Jacksepticeye is in it too. And Bob and wade and Felix

    • @CyHelven
      @CyHelven 5 років тому +17

      SHH! Don't blow our cover! :3

  • @xenofeild983
    @xenofeild983 5 років тому +3753

    "Hold it above her head with my superior Dad arms"
    if mark held anything over someones head to tease them, they would just reach down and grab it

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 років тому +100

      O O F lol
      I mean, you never know! Chairs exist! My Mom loves to tell me that there won't be a time in my life where she can't get in a chair to kick my butt. (Both of my sisters and I are taller than her lol)

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 роки тому +64

      *cries in under 5’5” *

    • @natestuthman4999
      @natestuthman4999 4 роки тому +22

      @XenoFeild This made me laugh way too much (especially since I'm only like 5'4" lol)

    • @bristacos4938
      @bristacos4938 4 роки тому +22

      This made me raise my eyebrows until it clicked

    • @ezra9164
      @ezra9164 4 роки тому +17

      *Cries in 5'3*

  • @keristout8372
    @keristout8372 7 років тому +7017

    Mark accidentally becoming an antisocial gay dad in a video game is the highlight of my week

    • @andyrawlinson4093
      @andyrawlinson4093 7 років тому +426

      "accidentally"

    • @zacharybrinegar2060
      @zacharybrinegar2060 7 років тому +8

      carrie scout fucking true

    • @CatDragn
      @CatDragn 7 років тому +6

      Which part was that

    • @St.souptown
      @St.souptown 7 років тому +4

      I'm not sure that happened

    • @lorenzoj8874
      @lorenzoj8874 7 років тому +13

      carrie scout ik lol should we tell him? also did he really "accidentally" choose to be?

  • @bpdcxs
    @bpdcxs 4 роки тому +1023

    Mark: Dont call coffee "the ol' bean juice" ever again.
    Jacksepticeye: *THATS NOT GONNA STOP ME*

  • @DiDitheDiDi
    @DiDitheDiDi 5 років тому +7023

    Markiplier: Hey "Daddys"
    *Mark paused, thinking about the fanboys/fangirls.*
    Markiplier: THIS IS THE ONLY EXSEPSION I'M ALOUD TO SAY DADDY!!!

  • @shaneblack8766
    @shaneblack8766 5 років тому +13318

    Mark totally taking on the gay dad roll with no hesitation. I love it.

  • @Todesnuss
    @Todesnuss 7 років тому +21567

    Makes me wonder if there actually is a town filled with gay single dads somewhere.

    • @aljazzelenik462
      @aljazzelenik462 7 років тому +1235

      Todesnuss if there are towns filled with people who walk around naked 24/7 and even have TV shows about them..id say it is safe to assume there are gay towns somewhere lol

    • @zayalabi9080
      @zayalabi9080 7 років тому +756

      we can dream...

    • @m4gikalgrl
      @m4gikalgrl 7 років тому +362

      Todesnuss orlando florida

    • @bangbanguwu9130
      @bangbanguwu9130 7 років тому +217

      I bet there is, Grnderville

    • @theonlyjezebel
      @theonlyjezebel 7 років тому +260

      ya boi as a resident of orlando, i can confirm

  • @chemical_devil949
    @chemical_devil949 4 роки тому +286

    Long distance Friends: so what’s it like?
    Daddy: oh it’s nothing just a town with mostly Gay or bisexual dads

  • @jamessanderson3041
    @jamessanderson3041 5 років тому +10834

    the fact that mark thought the binder was a croptop is killing me

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 5 років тому +1842

      PossumLeader 24 I’m rewatching this and that part always makes me laugh,
      plus it made me think about the Cloak Launch livestream where everyone was asking him about Cloak possibly making binders and he was sooo confused (he thought they meant like, folders)
      and then someone was finally able to tell him “they’re for trans/nb people”
      and he was just automatically like “Oh for trans people? Yes! Definitely!”
      Then he was like “wait I should look into seeing what they are and if we can make them before I promise anything”
      He was so ready to support trans/nb peeps he just jumped at it, what an ally

    • @Isebelle13
      @Isebelle13 5 років тому +909

      @@shego1142 He's confused but he's got the spirit! :D

    • @marblesoda_bish
      @marblesoda_bish 4 роки тому +70

      @@shego1142 which one and at what timestamp?

    • @gubblebum8619
      @gubblebum8619 4 роки тому +72

      @@marblesoda_bish 2:42

    • @finndifalco625
      @finndifalco625 4 роки тому +64

      Ikkkkkkkkkk I was just thinking that dude, that’s insane that he has no idea

  • @marcusprice7677
    @marcusprice7677 5 років тому +2514

    Oh my god, I remember when I watched this playthrough two years ago and I was in my parents house...
    I put it on full volume (With earphones ofc) In the middle of the lounge and the *earphones unplugged* and all across the room the only thing you could of heard was 'Hey guys welcome to dream daddy! I'm gonna be calling a lot of people daddy and probably gonna fall in love with some guys!'
    This is why I'm out of the house

    • @heddja
      @heddja 5 років тому +68

      lmfaooo

    • @Cynder_Wood
      @Cynder_Wood 5 років тому +60

      BIG OOF

    • @finder_
      @finder_ 5 років тому +30

      classy

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju 5 років тому +52

      Lol well they suck for kicking you out 😂

    • @lakenbarnett5374
      @lakenbarnett5374 5 років тому +26

      OOF, I h8 when I forget to plug my earbuds / headphones into the audio jack XD

  • @survivian2959
    @survivian2959 5 років тому +8068

    *Its 2019 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*
    *its 2020 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*
    *its 2021 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*
    *its 2022 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*
    *its 2023 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*
    *its 2024 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*

  • @g-money9009
    @g-money9009 3 роки тому +962

    I'm rewatching this let's play after 3 years because this let's play started my path of realizing my sexuality. I know, I know, it sounds ridiculous that my sexuality was affecting from a man playing a daddy dating sim, but it really opened my eyes to new relationships. Now, I'm dating Tom, a trans man, who I am absolutely in love with. It may be long distance, he lives in NC and I live in IN, but our bond has never been stronger! I came back to this let's play after he referred to me as a "bear" which made me think of Brian from this let's play.

    • @R0Y4L_T
      @R0Y4L_T 3 роки тому +54

      AWWWW that’s so sweet😭

    • @nattheaverage454
      @nattheaverage454 2 роки тому +47

      Bro, I realized I was bi once I saw Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99, then I heard her real voice and personality so I then looked up what the heck bisexuality was and apparently I am it😂

    • @Doppering
      @Doppering 2 роки тому +8

      That’s so cool! I also live in NC and am a trans guy, what a coincidence jaja :)

    • @SirusCreed
      @SirusCreed Рік тому +2

      How are you now

    • @shitcoyote
      @shitcoyote Рік тому +2

      that’s great :)

  • @ClowninnAround
    @ClowninnAround 5 років тому +7805

    I still find it hilarious that he thinks the binder is a crop top

    • @medieee9680
      @medieee9680 4 роки тому +421

      @@gayjayy yeah. I'd say the majority of people don't know what I binder is.

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 4 роки тому +236

      @@gayjayy That's originally what I thought at first when I first found myself in the LGBTQ+ community, but was quickly educated, not that I really need to know what they are since I'm going from male to female anyway.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 роки тому +191

      I wore a binder for 2 years and I didn't even notice 😂

    • @nova-kiin
      @nova-kiin 4 роки тому +135

      Whaaaat I never knew either 😅 I know binders are a thing, but I never saw one, and for the life of me I never would have guessed, but it makes this game a thousand times better, it’s so inclusive and thoughtful 😭❤️

    • @AssSensei
      @AssSensei 4 роки тому +23

      @@gayjayy I mean he didn't have to be well versed in lgbt words to see it said binder 😂

  • @cheriisoda7655
    @cheriisoda7655 6 років тому +3226

    "i hope i have seductive eyes"
    you have seductive everything bOI-

  • @lotus9512
    @lotus9512 7 років тому +2308

    "Hi daddies; I'm gonna fall in love with a ton of guys" -Markiplier 2017

    • @outsidelps39
      @outsidelps39 7 років тому +1

      Lotus Taylor LOL

    • @RadDeadRedemption2
      @RadDeadRedemption2 7 років тому +7

      Jack 😏 😏 😏

    • @shannens9414
      @shannens9414 7 років тому

      +ReyCL lmfao XD

    • @nooraologytube3405
      @nooraologytube3405 7 років тому

      Lotus Taylor subscribe to my channel I will subscribe back to your channel reply to me if you did subscribe to my channel

    • @idk9238
      @idk9238 7 років тому

      Lotus Taylor krillin!is that you?krillin?!?!

  • @Angel_4666
    @Angel_4666 5 років тому +431

    *Video starts*
    Mark: *says that we don't have the right to say "daddy"*
    Literally everyone: DADDY~

  • @Chaotic_Harold
    @Chaotic_Harold 5 років тому +8194

    The one series where Mark can unleash the inner gay

  • @worldissov
    @worldissov 7 років тому +2159

    *He protec, he attac, but most importantly he throws barbecue at the cul-de-sac.*

  • @hollzng5548
    @hollzng5548 5 років тому +2514

    Dream daddy or as I like to call it...
    *Half an hour of Mark being a gay single dad*

    • @NozomiNakayama
      @NozomiNakayama 3 роки тому +3

      first comment

    • @sandraveinthal
      @sandraveinthal 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@NozomiNakayama It's actually funny that for two years there were no comments. Like..That got 1.6k likes and no comments. Until 1 month ago (for me right now)

    • @totally.not.autumn
      @totally.not.autumn 2 роки тому +2

      this is exactly what ive been needing all my life

  • @ThatBagelWeirdo
    @ThatBagelWeirdo 4 роки тому +287

    God, Amanda and Mark’s father daughter relationship just looks perfect

    • @jizzinator
      @jizzinator Рік тому +3

      every time i wish i had a dad, i’d watch this. mark is my father figure

  • @shigaraki-is-hot8132
    @shigaraki-is-hot8132 5 років тому +2747

    "PewDiePie is that you"
    😂😂😂 I'm dyinggggg

    • @bakubro_katsuki4407
      @bakubro_katsuki4407 5 років тому +53

      I just got to that at 27:37 and I'm diying too

    • @AriaAmm0
      @AriaAmm0 5 років тому +23

      @@bakubro_katsuki4407 Thank You so much for taking it out your day into putting down the time

    • @bakubro_katsuki4407
      @bakubro_katsuki4407 5 років тому +9

      @@AriaAmm0 np

    • @fermentedoj315
      @fermentedoj315 4 роки тому +3

      Why was my first thought
      "Oh hun, PewDiePie could never." 😂😂😂

    • @reymarkcasipit5296
      @reymarkcasipit5296 4 роки тому +1

      I can't unhear it now👉👈😂

  • @Aror0w
    @Aror0w 5 років тому +13255

    *More like "Mark confuses us with his sexuality" the game*

    • @spookytownmusic
      @spookytownmusic 5 років тому +166

      omg yes

    • @rhizalor3233
      @rhizalor3233 5 років тому +98

      Wooo septiplier

    • @koiii_3245
      @koiii_3245 5 років тому +79

      @@rhizalor3233 Woo *silent fangirling*

    • @bluewilliams7226
      @bluewilliams7226 5 років тому +65

      @@Lemonsykz0 Bi

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 років тому +386

      @@bluewilliams7226: People read way too much into Mark playing games like this - mostly because they want him to be gay (or at least bi). However, he's neither. He's straight (and comfortable enough not to mind playing games like this).

  • @sandhanitizer1935
    @sandhanitizer1935 7 років тому +2521

    "A handsome, clean-cut man stands at my door, brandishing a plate of cookies"
    Mark: PewDiePie is that you?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY DID THIS MAKE LAUGH SO MUCH?

    • @sniperontheroof8832
      @sniperontheroof8832 7 років тому +5

      Dara Mejía made me laugh too! XD

    • @MarktheVamp
      @MarktheVamp 7 років тому +5

      i wont lie it made me lose it as well xD

    • @artechstorm
      @artechstorm 7 років тому +6

      Dara Mejía yes. The fan service is real.

    • @arynburrsir
      @arynburrsir 7 років тому +3

      Dara Mejía If I was Mark I would just take the cookies XD

    • @lumen-xbrothers6536
      @lumen-xbrothers6536 7 років тому +5

      Dara Mejía That's hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @marsyancey7163
    @marsyancey7163 5 місяців тому +57

    Mark absolutely loving Joseph gets me. I love Joseph too.

    • @mightnare3237
      @mightnare3237 18 днів тому +2

      Joseph is my favorite daddy 😭😭

  • @strawberrygaming5181
    @strawberrygaming5181 7 років тому +886

    "have you ever seen a better looking daddy in your life.... don't answer that" mark knowing we would say him

    • @CyberWears
      @CyberWears 7 років тому +110

      We all know he was thinking about jack

    • @colorfulgaming7798
      @colorfulgaming7798 7 років тому

      Harley Quinn
      Yes, yes we all know xD

    • @tessmastro5708
      @tessmastro5708 7 років тому +2

      leigha -dil howlter-

    • @MJ-lh8ge
      @MJ-lh8ge 7 років тому

      +Tessa Mastro yassss

  • @yuh9850
    @yuh9850 5 років тому +694

    Can we talk bout how awesome Amanda’s character is?

  • @liliths_gf3075
    @liliths_gf3075 6 років тому +597

    “I wonder if it’s too late to move again” immediately after making a faux pas is too relatable

  • @Not.So.Grim.
    @Not.So.Grim. 2 роки тому +79

    Mark: "Never call it 'Bean juice' again
    Jack: "THE GOOD OL' DIRTY BEAN WATER

  • @blackdragonfox
    @blackdragonfox 7 років тому +510

    Ok but this Dad is so relatable??? He doesnt like meeting new people, worried about how to treat a coffee shop mug, makes horrible jokes and is so nice and awkward??? For the first time I actually like the character YOU play as in a dating sim, 9/10 they are jerks or have zero personality.

    • @Raicheru13
      @Raicheru13 7 років тому +27

      I love the writing in this. It's probably the most enjoyable dating sim I've seen.

    • @bobadiva2870
      @bobadiva2870 7 років тому

      blackdragonfox I

    • @jacksonvame0079
      @jacksonvame0079 7 років тому

      Yet you just described Mark exactly
      Boom roasted

  • @aarianna9878
    @aarianna9878 5 років тому +1542

    im just confused on how every guy in this neighborhood has a daughter

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 роки тому +35

      GayJayy >>>like joseph

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 роки тому +32

      GayJayy disclaimer i love mary so much and she deserves so much better

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 роки тому +50

      GayJayy this. i completely agree. also their kids deserve way better holy shit can you imagine the kind of emotionally scarring things they have to watch? i don’t know if you know about the walk mary home scene but the two clearly aren’t in a healthy relationship

    • @Thetardis777
      @Thetardis777 4 роки тому +20

      Damien and Hugo have sons though?

    • @vilotdarkmanner6801
      @vilotdarkmanner6801 4 роки тому +73

      @@gayjayy bisexual men exist

  • @FinnKid1
    @FinnKid1 7 років тому +3334

    when you're legitimately disappointed in yourself for losing a gay dad simulator pokemon battle between two daughters

    • @limowx7961
      @limowx7961 7 років тому +59

      There is no way to win that I think. I tried twice with different options and still failed :c

    • @JossCade
      @JossCade 7 років тому +39

      The Emotional you can win. I havent but my buddy has. You gotta brag a bunch, and then use the art and report card or smth

    • @totodialed
      @totodialed 7 років тому +15

      i had to reload my save file so many times lol. no way was i gonna lose against brian (the minigame you play later down his path though is so fucking annoying)

    • @boonemorris
      @boonemorris 7 років тому +41

      You have to use grade card, brag, child art, then brag until Brian loses

    • @laurengendron6715
      @laurengendron6715 7 років тому +11

      is your profile from homestuuck?

  • @spar5722
    @spar5722 3 роки тому +145

    Mark: "This is the only game I can freely say Daddy..."
    *Me a full five years late to this knowing nothing about this game other than a handsome dad named Craig* ... Go on

  • @zuuunnii
    @zuuunnii 6 років тому +2113

    mark is a dream daddy .

  • @Cokira_
    @Cokira_ 7 років тому +2170

    The main character's narration is a bit too relatable... I'm starting to wonder if I'm a dad

    • @nostrobothnia
      @nostrobothnia 7 років тому +93

      Honestly after watching this i can wholeheartedly confirm that i am, in fact, a dad.

    • @infamouscha
      @infamouscha 7 років тому +67

      I agree, I must be a Dad. I'm only 19... I'm not ready for that commitment.

    • @sususaku34500
      @sususaku34500 7 років тому +6

      I feel exactly the same...

    • @cassidevs188
      @cassidevs188 7 років тому +5

      Saaaaame

    • @dakotarees7405
      @dakotarees7405 7 років тому +5

      Same.

  • @Sam_Markley
    @Sam_Markley 7 років тому +863

    Hey, if I'm correct the full name is Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating simulator. Which spells DDADDS... THE TITLE IS A DAD JOKE

    • @crystalpinkwolf6211
      @crystalpinkwolf6211 7 років тому +67

      Mr Markley
      the number of dad jokes in this game: 100000000000

    • @Alexis-dl5qn
      @Alexis-dl5qn 7 років тому +26

      THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT LOVE THIS GAME

    • @kit1822
      @kit1822 7 років тому +7

      probably made by Arin..

  • @willowftn9950
    @willowftn9950 5 років тому +193

    Markiplier: That doesn’t give you the right to say, “daddy”
    Me: **daddy intensifies**

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +5

      Mark saying that was basically the green light for everyone to call him Daddy.

  • @FragileGlassMask
    @FragileGlassMask 7 років тому +963

    Wow. This game is actually really fuckin' charming. And not awkward. I was expecting the maximum cringe and it's just delightful.

    • @heyhey8722
      @heyhey8722 7 років тому +32

      Lost Soul Daddies are always delightful

    • @InuyashaTT
      @InuyashaTT 7 років тому +6

      So much relatableness in this comment

    • @quanhittersupreme6738
      @quanhittersupreme6738 7 років тому +10

      Lost Soul I was expecting this to be dumb, and was pleasantly surprised

  • @kurtisconnor
    @kurtisconnor 7 років тому +3686

    Markiplier
    *Darkiplier*
    DADDYPLIER

  • @stantalentstanbts1325
    @stantalentstanbts1325 7 років тому +718

    “i’m gonna call a lot of guys daddy”

    • @rm_a0469
      @rm_a0469 6 років тому +6

      BTS ARMY❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @bbrownlee99
      @bbrownlee99 6 років тому

      Bts fo life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ●^●

    • @runningfish34
      @runningfish34 6 років тому

      He’s hot .________.
      Yep

    • @jennyzhao9271
      @jennyzhao9271 6 років тому +1

      P-Pidge?!

    • @Name-yv2zq
      @Name-yv2zq 6 років тому

      yes please 😂

  • @DecemberSfy
    @DecemberSfy Рік тому +20

    My favorite things I've learnt from this series:
    • I love that Mark absolutely simps over Craig
    • Nathan Sharp (NateWantsToBattle) is the VA for Craig
    • I definitely see a world where people ship Mark & Nate

  • @cooperraccoon36
    @cooperraccoon36 7 років тому +227

    Marks character: *spooning moving box at the beginning of the game*
    Me: *immediately thinks of Tiny Box Tim*

  • @dominicbutenis1670
    @dominicbutenis1670 7 років тому +3255

    I love the intro...
    DreeaAeaAamm DaaAaaddyy

  • @perennialmagik
    @perennialmagik 7 років тому +1121

    *Looks away for a split second and hears Manda Panda*
    WHAT!? Marks my dad now!? D:

    • @dees487
      @dees487 7 років тому +23

      Manda Panda Did you change your username just for this joke?

    • @perennialmagik
      @perennialmagik 7 років тому +79

      I wish. It's actually been my nickname since I was a kid.

    • @dees487
      @dees487 7 років тому +24

      Manda Panda Wow! Nice!

    • @enkephalin8330
      @enkephalin8330 7 років тому +12

      Manda Panda lucky

    • @perennialmagik
      @perennialmagik 7 років тому +6

      nice nice. ^_^

  • @ugonwaike-muonso9938
    @ugonwaike-muonso9938 4 роки тому +46

    6:52 Let's all take 10 seconds to admire Marks superior dad arms

  • @lostrawberryjimin623
    @lostrawberryjimin623 6 років тому +337

    "PewDiePie, is that you?"~Markimoo 2017

  • @nathanlal9490
    @nathanlal9490 7 років тому +99

    Marks fear of the ocean and his love for space is strange, both of them have huge chunks that have never been explored and both can deprive you of oxygen and for both you don't know what the hell is out there...

    • @ANunez-rd8vu
      @ANunez-rd8vu 7 років тому +16

      I think he doesn't like the feel of the water pressure since when you get deeper into the water there's more pressure. Also creatures that can kill you live in the ocean.

    • @LynnWolfgaming
      @LynnWolfgaming 7 років тому +1

      Nathan Lal I have the same feeling with mark, but with space, I know that there ain't no space creatures from hell just floating through... it's impossible to be alive in the vacuum of space without protection. With the ocean, however, it is possible, and god damn, the creatures there are pure nightmare fuel

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 7 років тому +2577

    _The owl says: whooo whooo whooo's your daddy?_

    • @suckfuschia2164
      @suckfuschia2164 7 років тому +54

      It's time to stop.

    • @JambaYCS
      @JambaYCS 7 років тому +11

      What is this? tis time to stop

    • @chilly.galaxy9531
      @chilly.galaxy9531 7 років тому +2

      FroyoHead Animation stap go g3t sum h3lp

    • @allisonlanda4946
      @allisonlanda4946 7 років тому

      FroyoHead Animation 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andrebaccacreeper4468
      @andrebaccacreeper4468 7 років тому +5

      I'm laughing so hard right now I need to pee. 😂😂
      Emma P, guys. Emma P. 😂😂

  • @beesalittlenerdbird5949
    @beesalittlenerdbird5949 Рік тому +25

    I kinda want a whole video game that’s just you and Amanda hanging out and being goofy. It’s quite healing

  • @awhbeans8017
    @awhbeans8017 7 років тому +562

    Wow, I clicked on this video expecting a very different game. It's actually quite touching, treating their characters as realistically as they can with simple interactions. Not only that, but they have very flawed and human personalities. while, yes, there are obvious points of (extremely well done) sarcastic and satirical humor, so far it's a very well written game! Thank you Markiplier for giving us the chance to see this game and share your talent for comedic commentary. :3

    • @felisazure1820
      @felisazure1820 7 років тому +5

      Joyanna Complicated Agreed. It's a surprisingly well written game for what it is. I'm impressed.

    • @alextemp33com
      @alextemp33com 7 років тому +1

      You should watch the kitty Kat gaming let's play of this to see the creator go through his game it's adorable

    • @bluestarlafox
      @bluestarlafox 7 років тому

      same!

    • @DaivDesigns
      @DaivDesigns 7 років тому +1

      just for my fans . com is fucking awesome. literally just a simple survey and then I get a choice from different gifts

    • @BetaXeeta
      @BetaXeeta 7 років тому +1

      Joyanna Complicated same my dude, I was expecting to be a bit disgusted but I now love this game it's so charming

  • @sadrabbit53
    @sadrabbit53 5 років тому +396

    I love Mark's narration so much. It adds depth, especially whenever he cracks up mid-sentence

  • @cecilygrace9355
    @cecilygrace9355 5 років тому +392

    "looking good daddy, lookin good."
    me, in the middle of my living room: *wheeze*

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 4 роки тому +57

    That is my new motto: “memories to make and new stuff to break”

  • @WickedandEnchantedStudios
    @WickedandEnchantedStudios 7 років тому +211

    This is honestly one of the best simulators I think I've ever seen. It's so charming and stellar, the choices you can make are all so awesome, and the art style is so so so so so adorable. I'm so buying this game!!! (Also the amount of gay is overwhelming and I love it)

    • @sami.4777
      @sami.4777 7 років тому +9

      GAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

  • @queueuof
    @queueuof 5 років тому +829

    "I can't believe how beautiful it is outside. Kids are playing in the street, flowers are in bloom, and the faint smell of nearby bareque drifts through the air."
    *Megalovania starts*

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 років тому +20

      To be fair, Asgore says the same thing. :3 I've seen them both say that line at least a half dozen times outside of a little repirion... ;)

    • @grumpy_roo
      @grumpy_roo 4 роки тому +21

      Oh my god I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that. No matter how many yrs go by, Undertale will forever be apart of my mind lol

    • @savageuzumaki2518
      @savageuzumaki2518 4 роки тому +9

      Undertale! Yass btw alphys and undyne are one of my otps

    • @spencer9023
      @spencer9023 4 роки тому +9

      "...why do i hear boss music?"

    • @thomasevanko8434
      @thomasevanko8434 4 роки тому +5

      @@grumpy_roo Let's be honest, the soundtrack is the best part of Undertale. Yeah, the mechanics were unique and all but unique != Great.

  • @nyjello
    @nyjello 7 років тому +833

    This my first time on this channel and OH MY GOD his voice... is so smooth and deep.

    • @leeharris1982
      @leeharris1982 6 років тому +149

      dhabosset Welcome to the Markiplier experience, we bring eargasms and spinal shivers galore. We hope you enjoy your stay, and you can feel free to produce a very feminine, high-pitched squeal whenever you want, we don't judge! Popcorn is free and the restrooms are on the right, have fun!

    • @sseptso4395
      @sseptso4395 6 років тому +48

      "so smooth and deep" xD
      DADDYPLIERRRR

    • @suukifujisaki3245
      @suukifujisaki3245 6 років тому +32

      Oh god you have no idea.

    • @avagross4879
      @avagross4879 6 років тому +1

      hey same

    • @meikomurphy7400
      @meikomurphy7400 6 років тому +8

      Welcome! ( this is old and you now know him but forget it)

  • @marleypatcheak2145
    @marleypatcheak2145 4 роки тому +67

    Watching this in quarantine. It’s nice to laugh and smile and be all warm heart felt again. I totally forgot how good this game was

  • @maxii4863
    @maxii4863 7 років тому +345

    *wheezes* "why are there eggplants??" Best line-- I couldn't stop laughing and my mom looked at me funny

  • @kazimirishere9670
    @kazimirishere9670 6 років тому +445

    I'm rewatching all of Mark's dream daddy game plays and I forgot all the great shit he says

    • @Giraffe143
      @Giraffe143 5 років тому +6

      I am rewatching it and crying like a bitch.

    • @raven_the_demon
      @raven_the_demon 5 років тому +5

      I'm rewatching it, because I'm feeling such a big connection to the LGBTQ+ community right now...I think I could be Bisexual but I'm not sure😅

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 5 років тому

      Since it just came to mobile and the login bug won't let you continue without playing I just decided to watch Mark play through the game while they get it fixed. And I have yet to be disappointed 😊

    • @GretchenGoebel
      @GretchenGoebel 5 років тому

      @@Blackmello and you have to buy the unlimited calls for 15$ to play the whole game

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 5 років тому

      @@GretchenGoebel not anymore, they fixed the issue and now you have your free calls 😊😊😊

  • @ItsMe-pv2dm
    @ItsMe-pv2dm 6 років тому +205

    HE H A S TO MAKE A COVER
    *YOU PROMISED US MARKIPLIER*

  • @lunaticchild7892
    @lunaticchild7892 4 роки тому +31

    If only all parents were like "memories to make and more stuff to break!" I swear we'd have had nice childhoods

  • @alexazoid
    @alexazoid 7 років тому +293

    "ED SHEERAN IS A GOD DAMN SAINT!"
    - Markiplier 2017

  • @MichiContreras
    @MichiContreras 7 років тому +3685

    I'm new to this channel and I have questions
    1) Why did I discover you just now
    2) Have you been hired for voiceovers
    3) How are you attractive
    4) Are you at all related to Heath Ledger

  • @hannahroberts6698
    @hannahroberts6698 5 років тому +367

    Markiplier: im not gay
    Also: markiplier im probably gonna fall in love here. Lol

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 3 роки тому +16

    Dream Daddy is my favorite playthrough on his channel because of how much he accepts his role with open arms. His role being a gay dad. Every video is very gay. Much dad.

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 7 років тому +405

    "we gotta set up some ground rules"
    ok mark you're acting exactly like a daddy rn smh

  • @avadae9126
    @avadae9126 7 років тому +2269

    _DADDYPLIER_

  • @michellefassler8551
    @michellefassler8551 7 років тому +101

    This is the game we have all been waiting for...
    Single, homosexual, mid-aged men with a healthy amount of chest hair, ready to get down and dirty.

    • @Archtew
      @Archtew 7 років тому

      Michelle & Fabienne this the game *no one*

    • @alexcantu8399
      @alexcantu8399 7 років тому

      Michelle & Fabienne that's what I was thinking I was like wait....mark is a dad in the game and when it said "I held your father's hand" I was like wait a minute!?!?!

  • @4ourhearts643
    @4ourhearts643 4 роки тому +470

    Mark: "I like to think I have Seductive eyes."
    Me: "Oh trust me daddy, you do"
    (I am terribly sorry, that I have no regrets doing this in 2020)

    • @diehatersdie
      @diehatersdie 4 роки тому +7

      IM WHEEZING

    • @anewasafreak
      @anewasafreak 4 роки тому +6

      This is the few bits of gold left in 2020

    • @Everchanging_m
      @Everchanging_m 4 роки тому +3

      It's the only thing that kept us sane through 2020. EVERYBODY was having a bad year. I'm sure this is fine.

    • @animatorblueberrysans7896
      @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 роки тому +1

      it's fine, no one has any regrets of those thoughts

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 роки тому +2

      No apology needed

  • @travelingbard6161
    @travelingbard6161 6 років тому +423

    It said try not to make assumptions about people.
    I read try not to consume people.

    • @mothperson1637
      @mothperson1637 5 років тому +14

      RyanTheBeautiful tRY NOT TO CONSUME PEOPLE SKSKSKS

    • @starlight5084
      @starlight5084 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @bethtrujillo1124
      @bethtrujillo1124 5 років тому +10

      @@mothperson1637 also good advice

    • @luco663
      @luco663 5 років тому

      How?! I dont need sleep! I need answers!

    • @mrsandwich8535
      @mrsandwich8535 5 років тому +1

      Aww, but what if I *want* to become a cannibalist! :'( 😂

  • @lizmartinez9628
    @lizmartinez9628 7 років тому +427

    "PewDiePie is that you ??" OMG vx

  • @anitanguyen7
    @anitanguyen7 7 років тому +402

    "I'd like to think I got seductive eyes" yEES.

  • @stickysocks6369
    @stickysocks6369 4 роки тому +43

    Ok but Mark playing this game made me realize that he's make a good father.

  • @bubblebay8344
    @bubblebay8344 7 років тому +214

    Game: I clear my throats and do my best cheesy announcer voice
    Markiplier: oh, this is what I was born for
    I'mcrying😂😂

  • @roserhodes2105
    @roserhodes2105 7 років тому +219

    2:30 DiD hE jUsT saY "Nice bear bod." I'M deAD

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 7 років тому +1

      CreativeRose Official nice dad bod not bear

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 7 років тому +2

      CreativeRose Official wait no nevermind he did

    • @a3th3r38
      @a3th3r38 6 років тому

      *W H E E Z E*

  • @bobbing4soup
    @bobbing4soup 7 років тому +631

    rewatching just to see marks continued thirst for craig

  • @aviator3666
    @aviator3666 5 місяців тому +9

    i love youtube recommending me mark vids from 7 years ago

  • @apocalypsekiddo
    @apocalypsekiddo 7 років тому +1022

    Watching Mark be gay with some daddy dads is my aesthetic

  • @bluebirdphoenix2588
    @bluebirdphoenix2588 7 років тому +287

    "Pewdiepie is that you?" I died.

    • @angiekohles4789
      @angiekohles4789 7 років тому +20

      Moonjewel snapdragon Yeah, and what made me laugh harder is that after it described him as like this amazing hot person, marks like, "Pewdiepie is that you?"

  • @maj1
    @maj1 7 років тому +773

    Do you hear that?
    It's the sound of thousands of fangirls editing all the audio from this Letsplay into sin edits on Instagram. XD

  • @Smagnax
    @Smagnax 3 роки тому +39

    “Binder Bod”
    Mark: it’s a crop top!

  • @andystarling7013
    @andystarling7013 7 років тому +873

    Dads,Daughters and Dogs are the only things that exist in that universe.

    • @gloomie02
      @gloomie02 7 років тому +47

      Imani Salinas Also Mary don't forget Mary

    • @asheresnoobprro8606
      @asheresnoobprro8606 7 років тому +15

      Imani Salinas the 3 important D's

    • @HungryArtBean
      @HungryArtBean 7 років тому +16

      you forgot the dick. tho im ace so what do i know.

    • @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242
      @kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242 7 років тому +6

      Inani Salinas and sons. Can't forget sons. Joseph has a son.

    • @kaiden897.8
      @kaiden897.8 7 років тому +1

      Inani Salinas what about darkipliers

  • @kaylathompson1336
    @kaylathompson1336 7 років тому +93

    Did anyone else notice that Amanda is wearing her dads jacket? My cousin pointed that out while we were watching this!! 😂

  • @itsmimi5182
    @itsmimi5182 7 років тому +263

    "Have you guys ever seen a more handsome daddy in your life?" *realises what he's just said* "don't answer that!"
    Lmao 😂😂

    • @chachacha7268
      @chachacha7268 7 років тому +1

      ItsMimi what time he say that?

    • @itsmimi5182
      @itsmimi5182 7 років тому +4

      RealzRoblox Cha just after 5:00 :P

    • @quinnbenz987
      @quinnbenz987 7 років тому +1

      me: you- mark:don't answer that!

    • @itsmimi5182
      @itsmimi5182 7 років тому

      jimin's jams for sale haha literally me 😂👍

  • @msbluelovespurple
    @msbluelovespurple 4 роки тому +13

    What I love is that they included trans men. The second layer in the selection screen is a binder. I'm gonna cry.

  • @katelewis2620
    @katelewis2620 7 років тому +316

    Bruh can we just talk about those "dad arms"?

    • @abby27314
      @abby27314 6 років тому +2

      Kate Lewis lmaoo

    • @BE-NOT-AFRAID
      @BE-NOT-AFRAID 6 років тому

      Kate Lewis we could have a whole conversation about those "Dad Arms"

    • @TaVa767
      @TaVa767 6 років тому

      Kate Lewis Can we not say bruh

  • @juliamonet2696
    @juliamonet2696 7 років тому +554

    The starter dad looks like Mr. Clean, I'm dying 😆😂

  • @payandbrigaming8285
    @payandbrigaming8285 5 років тому +137

    “I gotta do a cover of this”
    P L E A S E D O A C O V E R O F T H I S

  • @unusannustribute2329
    @unusannustribute2329 4 роки тому +46

    The beginning is literally Unus Annus. Two men having children and then deleting

  • @eilyonrather6210
    @eilyonrather6210 7 років тому +275

    Pewdiepie is that you -Mark 2017

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 7 років тому +705

    DADDIPLIER

  • @viocosplay5867
    @viocosplay5867 6 років тому +1093

    And ladies, gender neutral and gentleman here we have exhibit A
    Markiplier, a famous youtuber's series
    This series may single handedly be the gayest series on his entire channel

    • @altersox3988
      @altersox3988 5 років тому +23

      *raises hand* what about Mark's seductive twerking? Or does this not count?

    • @PuppetOnions
      @PuppetOnions 5 років тому +27

      Vio Cosplay Guys, Gals and Non-binary pals

    • @McSticarus
      @McSticarus 5 років тому +6

      Hang on a sec, I need to take notes!

    • @McSticarus
      @McSticarus 5 років тому +10

      @@PuppetOnions are you a Thomas Sanders fan?

    • @PuppetOnions
      @PuppetOnions 5 років тому +3

      WolfPixel Panda12 I sure am :)

  • @maelaredmond7565
    @maelaredmond7565 Рік тому +7

    Random quote from Markiplier:
    "ED SHEERAN IS A SAINT!!!"
    thank you for your time