I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible. The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him
Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst. That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)
"I am 28 I am an aDuLt" also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man* Me: "Yeah... Adult"
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43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game
@@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi
Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life! Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades? My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Narrator: There were 3 little piggies Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw Mark: AND DIED Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it. Mark: AND THEN HE DIED! Narrator: And the third piggie... Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME! Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!! Mark: *w o a h*
Game: "How do you pronounce it?" Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!" Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"
1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!" For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.
Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP
31:36 "Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?" Mark: NO! 🙄 "Very good answer!" Mark: Thank you! "She got what she deserved." Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-* Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~* Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT! Edit 3: nice 156 likes
Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was
@@AlternateDan Doom is for ID Software, Bethesda is only the publisher and has NOTHING to do with the franchise. Also when did you ever shot a Caco in the eye in the og Doom?
@@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.
@Copy Cat not necessarily... more likely he lied here or in the other video. In the episode "worst kind of cupping" they actually show that a video on the porn site came out the same day.
@Copy Cat Holy hell... What if mark and Ethan are actually dead and we're just watching videos that were never uploaded... All these events have happened before and we're just reliving it... Or maybe mark and Ethan are just lazy :p
When the present from life was revealed to be lemons my brain just went- When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! I can't help it. And it doesn't help that Mark immediately said "can we turn them into grenades?"
ITS ANDY. I flipped out when I saw the notification because I knew from a while back that Andy voice acted for this game 😂 Glad you’re playing it Mark!
Oh it was just he wanted to keep it a secret and see here you are exposing said secret but dont worry this flash will happen annnnnnd nope I just flashed a light for nothing. Well.
Life: *gives mark lemons* Mark: "Let's turn them into grenades" Me: "I love the portal reference not to mention the cake looks exactly like the one from portal!!!!!!"
Nobody can weight down the steel balls it took for the person to write the VIDEO SUBTITLES. They wrote the entire ALREADY WRITTEN subtitles, and they included Mark talking too.
One time when i was in school, me and my freinds were debating on how to pronounce GIF correctly and one of them was like "No, its JIF, JIF IS HOW ITS SAID" and my other freing went "Okay well when you go to heaven you can ask JOD."
At around 25:20 the voice recording lady said something like "The cat wants to leave the kitchen." But I heard it as "Thecat wants to leave the chicken."
Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."
Kavina Derrow holy crap I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him. Even though I don’t watch her any more, Minecraft Diaries was my childhood. I’m disappointed in myself. Thanks for pointing that out.
"This is a game for ages 3 and older, what are you, two!?"
_"No, I'm_ *_seven."_*
It's just like your saying you want to enter a toddler game, but your a teenager
Love the name man that’s both funny and cool
And also what are you two!?
“No I’m *six*”
*six* mistake hehe😅
I read this when he said it! 😰
Narrator: “DoNt bE sOmE SoRt Of A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE~”
M: “DASS ME.”
No daSSIs ME
*”I’m a special snOwflaKe”*
Kota - San 可愛い 😂
Spoocle snowflake
_what about my one legged dog_
the sequel should be called "dude, continue"
Bro, start.
Stop, dude. Eh ehhhh.
Homie, Forthwith.
Where you're presented with crimes and you have to find a way to be good
@@spidey1100 better yet, homie, halt
I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible.
The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him
interesting
Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst.
That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)
fun fact: the narrator is the same VA as Garroth from Aphmau's channel lol
this game is definitely intended to be ornery for sure. being nice is like being pacifist in a fighting game unfortunately😅
He treated you like a psycho? And you did good?? Devs be like: hm... well... thats intresting?
Mark: "I was an accident. My mama told me"
Me: And we are so grateful for that accident!
I wish I could like 1,000 times
As Bob Ross would say: "Happy little accidents!"
Best accident ever!!
Omg I laughed til I coughed I've never seen anyone make a comment like that and you are right
N no YOU KNOW HE HAS A DARK SIDE CALLED DARKIPLIER
"I am 28 I am an aDuLt"
also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man*
Me: "Yeah... Adult"
bro that's the most adult thing you can do and you fuckin know it
also mark: drinks his own pee
@@AlexDeFrisco what do u watch him in the bathroom or something
Mikemjc123 animations no it was a video they did on Unus Annus
Only adults with get what he did
Mark: "I get a lot of emotional boo-boos"
Also Mark: "I *want* to be insulted. I *feed* off it"
Also mark: I’m not a masochist
Markiplier choose one damn it, you can't be both
@@Hobo-Dragon people with a degradation & praise kink: *i beg to differ*
@@caligusto or pain
Dog: me run
Mark: its de zoomis
The narrator has serious "main character's rival who is the only person that considers himself the rival" energy.
Cheese
@@davontejohnson yes, friend. cheese.
Alastor and sir pentious😭
Well I mean its Garroth from Aphmau so that makes sense
Papyrus from Undertale lol!
I like how mark looks either really confused or like a guilty child whilst playing this game lol
yay im the first reply!!
yay i'm the second reply!!
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yay i’m the fourth reply!!
18:08
Mark 2018: I've watched 2 girls 1 cup.
Mark 2019 (unus annus): I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup
Me: something's wrong, I can feel it
I bet he was too much of a bitch to actually watch it and was forced by Ethan in 2019
I am so glad someone else noticed this
Randommatt59 omg wait maybe unus annus is pre recorded
You made my day..
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
Game: "this is a dog"
Me *fully aware that corgi is a type of dog* : "NO IT'S A CORGI
Bessiemarie Wittrock can’t argue with you there.
No really.
Btw, you took your Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills?
corgi is DA best kind of dog and no one can tell me otherwise!!!
@@ЯрикЧепаев what is Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills
@@crayov2948 lol
@Le_gacha_gurl_123 _123 none can tell me that corgis are not da best dogs. NONE
43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game
27:37 Mark getting upset about the dog being called a bad dog is just so wholesome
When D.U.C.K. joins forces with Mark: _Peace was never an option_
Ushijima- wow I didn't know you watched UA-cam B^
@@abyss8295 you would be surprised on how many characters do
@@glacier3943 Honestly- y e s
@@abyss8295 its very funny
The narrator shoulda gone to shiratorizawa ✌️😗
Andy: yOuRe nOt gOiNg tO pLaY nOrmAlLy aRe yOu
Mark: **making weird faces**
Wait its andy like the one who played garroth 👁👄👁
@@galaxywolf6025 I think so?
Galaxy wolf yes it’s Andy as in garroth
Everyone is talking that Andy appeared before in another game but which one
L’manberg flag
*Mark smashes glass vase*
Narrator: "What was that?!"
Mark: "NOTHING!!"
😂😂😂
What- i looked away for 10 seconds and you already SMASHED IT?! 💥⚱️
I absolutely love Andy's voice acting for this game!
Ikr!
A n d y . I s . A . ✨Q U E E N✨
Who is andy
@@maxmaster1493 the voiceactor for the man in the game
MAX MASTER14 andy is the voice actor and if you know aphmau its garroth
10:35 "If you look at it upside down then it smiles, if you look at it the normal way it frowns :( I want a double smile not a double frown"
20/10 profile
I love Andy so much 😂😂 his comments throughout the entire game cracks me up. Amazing voice actor in general.
Yay! Someone else knows! -U•
Me too!
Wait the guys name is Andy?
@@7.62Jayline ye, he has a UA-cam channel called TheDragonHat and mostly does gaming and voice acting, you should look him up •U•
@@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi
Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life!
Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades?
My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
A true masterpiece
Lol
ENTER ANDY'S HOUSE AND KILL HIM!
DEMAND TO SEE GAME’S MANAGER!
I would like 20 lemon grenades I have $5 🥺🥹
That last part made me laugh.” YOU NASTY PIECE OF- (Finished)
Mark implied: “ YAAAY! “
when he said: "WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF" i kept laughing
Creator: "whoo im on fire!"
Mark: *I will literally set you on fire*
No replies?
@@pockets4015 1:17:55
In hell?
No doggie?
@@uncannycato Yes Doggie!
Narrator: There were 3 little piggies
Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED
Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw
Mark: AND DIED
Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it.
Mark: AND THEN HE DIED!
Narrator: And the third piggie...
Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME!
Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!!
Mark: *w o a h*
Timestamp??
@@ItsUpItsStuck here you go 13:09
@@sergeantmason thanks!
@@ItsUpItsStuck ur welcome
M0pp
Game: "How do you pronounce it?"
Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!"
Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"
Do you pronounce it Jay-Pheg as well?
“YOU DO NOT CALL IT A FUCKING JRAPHICS CARD!”
Can I get a time stamp plzzz
I love how mark seems like the child and the voice is like his babysitter or something xD
So true >w
And andy is a jerk wad in this
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to me pissing off my babysitter.
Genuinely sounds like something mark would say
Yeah ditto
Yeah ditto
I died when this happened
Mark: HES GOT THE ZOOMIES
Also Mark: ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMIE
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I respect the profile picture
@@lonkzelda7871 how long did that take you?
@@Sevolture Used copy paste so not that long, just took a bit of time to spam it.
Yes meanie meanie mo meanie
Mark: I got a long cup. That's what they all say.
Me: *chokes*
*WhEeZe*
On the cup?
Me:WhE- wait, that's what they all say... both genders, Markipoo is bi
Then later said and I Quote "tiny cup like my penis
i screamed lmaooo
1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!"
For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.
1:19:08 : "Now, make me a sandwich"
My stupid ass brain:
*go back to sleep, and starve*
Sugarfree Skull: What? How?
I see, a man of culture
Skylar E you wouldn’t get it
Omg I get what you mean XDDDD
Sugarfree skull yesss😂😂😂
Does this game remind anyone else of There Is No Game?
JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING... I loved that not-game so much!
Creator Sun definatly
Yeah
What are you talking about, I've never heard of that game.
Creator Sun loop
To be fair... The narrator only said fifteen passed. That means one person failed before Mark came along, therefore making him number seventeen.
Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP
You're right, Aphmau failed lmao
Caleb Goodman aphmau played this
Andy/Garroth did the narrating
His name is Garroth in the role playing
31:36
"Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?"
Mark: NO! 🙄
"Very good answer!"
Mark: Thank you!
"She got what she deserved."
Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~*
Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT!
Edit 3: nice 156 likes
I ain’t falling for scams like that!
Try harder next time, bud
The puppy didn't do anything wrong 😔
@@NoTheNo I KNOW! 🥺
Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was
"The bug becomes a feature!"
Literally Bethesda's catchprase.
Wait really? I knew that a Cacodemon shooting randomly when you shot it in the eye was a bug back in the original Doom, but that's actually the case?
The entirety of New Vegas.
Nii ok that’s mojangs catch phrase
And mojang's
@@AlternateDan Doom is for ID Software, Bethesda is only the publisher and has NOTHING to do with the franchise. Also when did you ever shot a Caco in the eye in the og Doom?
Mark: *I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS*
The Click: *peace was never an option*
Oh, peace sells. But who's buying?
:0 anime is real
ah the click, i forgot about him
"WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF"
Clickity wickity owo
"Are you two friend's?"
Mark: Yes
Narrator: No
Narrator/ Andy/ Garoth
Lol
Viewers : Maybe?
Triple funny number 696
Me: yes
the bet: whoever lost had to dress up as the grinch and run around screaming "WHEEEEEERS MY ONION???!?!?"
It’s much worse than that…
This is just 1 hour thirty of a man having a mental breakdown.
Two men
Which one?
@@user-oj7np2ej1z both
BobertTheFrog the tester in the game.
I love this voice actor, been a fan of his work for years. Andy is the man
EOK YEET
I can't figure out if he's British or not?
Elfchamp yeah he is, he lives in England. Like me lol
Kelly no he is British . He is definitely from England. I am too lol
Kelly lol I have the worst British accent but I remember Andy always mentioning him being British and I can tell he is
*Mark clicks frantically as the cat has an existential crisis, breaks the fourth wall, and contemplates suicide*
Narrator:no bad-bad! Only good-good!!
Mark:THATS ME, ONLY GOOD-GOOD
4:00 "That's ME I'm the special SNOWFLAKE"
Clearly😂
Lol me too.
"Dumbledore dies"
Me, who just started reading Harry Potter: *why must you hurt me this way*
It's ok don't worry he doesn't actually 😏 or does he
Is HPPP what got you started then?
Well he doesn't really or does he he doesn't no no he does I can't remember pretty sure it's a joke but does he die or not
lol
SPOILER!!!
"I watched two girls one cup!"
One year later
Ethan: have you seen two girls one cup?
Mark: I've NEVER seen two girls one cup!!!
Was looking for this exact comment.
Which is it, Mark? WHICH IS IT?
@@davidmortimer9764 he did watch it in unnus annus
@@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.
@@r.j.penfold yeah i think it was that one, he basically was "forced" to watch for content and he just kept agonizing in horror while ethan just noped
I remember my friend showed me it and now nothing can scar me more than that video
"is the name zelda for a boy or a girl?" me, a boy named zelda watching this. did i do life wrong
“They call me player...mark a player”- markiplier, 2018-2018
I’m dead lol
Omg which part? xD
Markiplayer
JOKES ON YOU IM ALIVE
*TRIES TO PLAY FLUTE ON PINEAPPLE*
narrator is rude to markiplier,now its time to revenge!!! whompy whompus the game!
Mark keep lier
mark: *claims he has watched 2 girls 1 cup*
also mark in [redacted]: "wHaTs ThAt"
@Copy Cat not necessarily... more likely he lied here or in the other video.
In the episode "worst kind of cupping" they actually show that a video on the porn site came out the same day.
@Copy Cat haha, well i cant stop that ^^
lol yeah
@Copy Cat
Holy hell... What if mark and Ethan are actually dead and we're just watching videos that were never uploaded... All these events have happened before and we're just reliving it... Or maybe mark and Ethan are just lazy :p
18:08 for the time he said that
"If your life gives u lemons then paint them orange and sell them for double the price"
Is that a gravity falls reference?
@@mercywillkillyou I feel like it is
No, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!
@@teadrinkingwarlock5101 portal 2?
Thx 4 da tip.
1:30:14
the amount of anger in andy's voice is just over the damn roof
he was perfect for it XD
Game : gif is wrong!
Both me and mark : EXTREEM ANGER
I know right! IT'S GGGGGIF. HARD G, GGGIF. NOT SOFT G AS IN JIF, GGGGGIF.
@@NotJacX correct
you don't say Jolden Retriever
*inrtense relating noises*
I think it's pronounced Giph
"I am an adult!"
*Are you sure about that?*
Donsensical 😂😂😂 oh snap!
Donsensical no, not honestly.
Donsensical I read this in John Cenas voice
Why did I hear John Cena?
Donsensical yea its true because his mentel age is 4 i think?
Narrator: maybe you just didnt know what to do
Mark: * offended * my emotions are hurt.
very suspicious lookin Mark you got there on your pfp I love that xd
@Eric Bussa maybe he's finally the impostor... ? xd
When the present from life was revealed to be lemons my brain just went-
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I can't help it.
And it doesn't help that Mark immediately said "can we turn them into grenades?"
Andy: ''Before we start let me tel you a story , there were three little pigges.''
Mark :'' *AND THEN THEY DIED* !!''
The guy who is voice acting is named Andy!!!
Emmaly Alpha I know!! I love Andy!!
Crimsonelephant Me too!!!
And then the corgies came to much ....fine
One piggy made a house out of straw *AND DIED.*
“I’ll screw myself with the potato!”
Yeah we have video evidence of that too lol
Ooohhhhh
"I may be a potato but I have standards" - Markiplier November 17, 2015
“And you screw the D.U.C.K.!”
Did you really use lol in 2018?
Ah true!
ITS ANDY. I flipped out when I saw the notification because I knew from a while back that Andy voice acted for this game 😂 Glad you’re playing it Mark!
I was like “wait.... WAIIIITTT”
The game: "Dude, stop"
Markiplier: "No, I don't think I will"
And that is one of the exact things that actually has me questioning whether I actually like this UA-camr or not
2018: 18:07 i have seen 2 girls one cup.
2019 in a video of unus annus: i have never seen 2 girls one cup.
me: You lied to me mark...
Oh it was just he wanted to keep it a secret and see here you are exposing said secret but dont worry this flash will happen annnnnnd nope I just flashed a light for nothing. Well.
damn i was confused too mark whyyy
HE LIED TO US
HE LIED TO ALL OF US
Bookmark 1:02
i rushed straight into the comments when he said that
"You're gonna have a face-full of punch if you keep that up"
Mark is a man who I would not like to receive a face-full of punch from
fun fact: in 'the story' section, Mark said the word 'Zoomies' 46 times
That is completely useless piece of information, and i love it!
Guy: A wet puddle-
Mark: *VROOM*
They guy is Andy aka TheDragonHat he does a voice for garroth in aphmau' series (Aphmau is a UA-camr)
@@NadiaK.0921 THANK YOU i love andy!
Vertical Fox YAZ aph for life
@@Fckraine yup ! :3
@@thepinkdiamondhannah2358 No Problem
Poor Andy is slowly losing his mind because of mark 😂
Sanity? Whats that? Surely we dont need that, right?
I am so happy someone else knows who the VA is in this game
Well to be fair Andy was being condescending... unlike his mentor The Narrator, who only wanted to take Stanley on a fun adventure
his name is Andy? I never knew that thanks for teaching me
(I'm talking about the narrator)
Author: "Let's throw in a little alchemy!"
Mark: "What do I need?"
Me: "Let's begin with two freshly orphaned brothers"
IM DEAD
For step 2 we'll need a dog and a little girl
DUDE STOP
Step 3 get your brothers body back and lose your alchemy
Author = andy
When the va said "yep I'm shutting it down." My whole ass UA-cam just shut off. Lmfao
"Dumbledore dies"
Me:*deep breathe* HOW DARE YOU-
Carmen Apple He passed
ಠ_ಠ
I honestly don't fucking know.
NANI!? ORA ORA ORA stop it. It’s not,
Everyone calm down and take a *_deep breathe_*
Markiplier: “I am an adult!”
Vsauce: *Or Are You?*
Technically 30 counts as an young adult, so..
r/wooosh
>I am an adult!
*proceeds to defend saying gif instead of jif*
Hold up. There are 911 likes on this...
Hey there, VCop here.
Life: *gives mark lemons*
Mark: "Let's turn them into grenades"
Me: "I love the portal reference not to mention the cake looks exactly like the one from portal!!!!!!"
Camden Horn I'm going to make a combustionable lemon
*THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!*
JD Logo cumy cumy goey goey
*When life gives you lemons, make combustible lemons and throw them at life's house!*
Members of the support group for narrators with stubborn players:
Stanley Parable Narrator
There is No Game Narrator
Dude, Stop Narrator
GLADOS
"Screw you!"
"Screw me!? I'll screw myself! ...with the potato!"
I thought you guys were already doing that.
Nobody can weight down the steel balls it took for the person to write the VIDEO SUBTITLES. They wrote the entire ALREADY WRITTEN subtitles, and they included Mark talking too.
18:05 “I’ve seen 2 girls one cup and it don’t go good” meanwhile on other channel he supposedly reacted to it for the first time
11:05 the cup hitting the wall and table matches the narrator’s emphasis.
“They call me player...Markiplayer” 😂😂😂
Lol😂
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to let's date."
Does anyone remember that line?
Andy's and Mark's voice in the same video for over an hour is the best thing ever😂💖
Auveine Lycan AGREEDDDDD
*me hearing andys voice* TIME TO BREAK DOORS
yes
Auveine Lycan omg yasss
Ikr. I thought i was the only one who realized he was the VA for this game!
One time when i was in school, me and my freinds were debating on how to pronounce GIF correctly and one of them was like "No, its JIF, JIF IS HOW ITS SAID" and my other freing went "Okay well when you go to heaven you can ask JOD."
Nicole Moone even better “ok well when you jo to heaven you can ask jod?”
THIS 🤩🤩🤩
I just say G I F
@@Life-vu5te same
F
57:10 the game was so true for that one and the way the hand was agressively shaking is just on point😂😭💀
"Use cat in a sentence!"
"A cat- stole my wife..."
“if i’m getting sexual ness from a book” he clearly hasn’t read fanfiction
*god damn right*
My friend asked me what "smut" meant today because he said his old friend called him that...... He and his friend are 8...
Edit: I'm 14
@@deathbrry4958 At least it's not BDSM
@@whydoieven1400 true 👌
Good thing he hasn't discovered Wattpad or AO3 or Quotev-
Or searched "markiplier X __ "
The game: "Water makes cats wet."
My dumb brain: " *WATER MAKES CAT SWEAT* "
Wait... it wasn't just me?
Hahahahahahaha I guess now I thought it was only me that it happened to Xd
At around 25:20 the voice recording lady said something like "The cat wants to leave the kitchen."
But I heard it as "Thecat wants to leave the chicken."
*confused nosies*
mk
water: *water noises*
Cats: *nervous sweating*
Lucus : " Ethan let's play a little game all you have to do is light the candle and put it on the cake . "
Biohazard .
“They call me player, ....Markiplayer”
Dude.. stop..
o
Get outta here. Now.
Full screen
ItzWindy
👏👏👏👏👏
Narrator: "There were three little piggies"
Mark: *visibly struggling*
Narrator: *says nothing*
Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED
Lol extreme I just love the look on markiplier’s face when the disembodied ingame voice started cussing him out and giving him grief 4:55
175 likes and no reply? Lemme fix that.
9:04 HoW mEnNy PeNiS LiKe THiNgS coULd u FiT iN aN aNvElOp😂😂😂
bruh I was laughing so hard when I watched that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha
This game's narration gives me life
Veridian the voiceover is done by TheDragonHat. I think he did an awesome job!
Flaresha Thank goodness someone knew it was him the updates just said Voice Actor
Veridian that's not what they meant when they told you "get a life"
OMG I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!
Veridian he kinda sounds like Dan TDM
narrator: TASTE MY DUCK
Mark: I don’t wanna taste your duck
Me: *dies of laughter*
The fact that Andy voices this just makes me happy
literally omg, all I could hear was garroth tho 😭
"They call me player, Markiplayer" - Markiplier *ahem* Markiplayer 2024
"Stick it in already!"
You can't tell me I'm the only one thinking wrong about that.
Thats wat she said
True
German Amiko
Obviously not.
WoOooOooooOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOOooOOoO I see
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDDDDDD
"Candy Cup; Don't Crush It"
Mark - genuinely disgusted at that horrible pun
You misspelled “greatest” and accidentally made it look like “horrible”
Do you mean like candy crush
25:56
Narrator: cats like to jump
Mark: (jumps cat and lands on head)
Mark: uh oh
Narrator:but cats always land on their feet
Mark: oh oops oh no
Mark again: GET ME BACK UP
Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."
1:19:46 It's like when you get the right answer for a math problem but it gets marked wrong because you didn't use the right method
This game was actually narrated by TheDragonHat. Aphmau fans may know him as Andy, or Garroth Ro'Meave.
Kavina Derrow garreth
Kavina Derrow holy crap I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him. Even though I don’t watch her any more, Minecraft Diaries was my childhood. I’m disappointed in myself. Thanks for pointing that out.
Kavina Derrow hehehehe
I know
Holy frickity frack I knew the voice was familiar but then when I saw this comment I was like, OH MY GAWD
I knew that already
(Cat jumps on wall)
Markimoo:where you?
Lady:cats are weird
Markimoo:cats are weird
"That's me. I'm a special Snowflake."
-Markiplier 2022
(I shall leave a quote in every Markiplier video I watch.)
"Once upon a time there were three little piggies
*AND THEN THEY DIED!* "
Ootani Michuyo lol
guys, don't like or dislike this comment let's just keep the number of likes how it is...k?
This reminds me of a lot of "the game"
Justin Y with one like
WHAT
stop.
Pumasa sa katahimakan
You're everywhere. DUDE, STOP.
JUSTIN, STOP
When he referenced the “fuuUUuck it sOoOoO mUUUUch.”
“you know what anna?! fuck this shit!”
@@nayderdabigfatgator1842 "fuck this silent treatment shit! ffUUuuuCK it so MuuuuuUUUUUCh"
Mark: I have ADD I can’t sit here and do nothing
Voice: don’t be a “sPeCiAL sNoWfLaKe”
Mark: DATS MEEEEEE
Me: Relatable
Game: You got mail
Mark: *pulls it out*
Also Mark: how did yo- UUUHHH ITS A PEN*S
Like how he tries to build one then later draws em too (and hopes he gets one for a trophy as well) it's just why XD
It's at 8:48 for people are wondering Xd