Imagine Mark explaining to his lawyers that he played a furry dating sim and that hes suing about a charecter that resembles him inside that game and that he had to play for 3 days to get so far
The addittion of green in the hair and the blue eyes makes me think the devs couldn't decide if they wanted to design Mark or Jack so they went with both.
@@Mystic.A707 ah yes how can I be so foolish to forget about the third together they make the unthinkable and unstoppable trinity 🫳😠…..😖😆😂😅 thanks for the reply it made my day 😊😌🥰until then have fun have a good one and keep up the good work ✨❤️✨
Apparently in an update, the game got rid of some of the lines Mark reacted heavily to (such as "love slave" and the I Am Bread reference) but added a meta line in which Ichiban says he would "last 3 days, tops" if he were playing the game.
that’s hilarious but they also posted a whole video saying it has nothing to do with markiplier so it’s weird they changed their mind and actually admitted to it lol
@@pipgirl7352 anti-dating sim: the protagonist is desperately in love with eighteen different people, and each one tries to make them NOT in love with them, and you go through levels starting at “Hopelessly Horny and in Love” and end at “Good Friends” OR if you grind you can get “Hated Enemies”
I can't believe the guy who voiced Angel Dust also voiced bootleg markiplier in a furry dating game ... actually no I can believe it but it's still insane
I played it for shits and giggles at first because I wanted to try to see it for myself but it's actually kind of fun(weirdly) but those mfs are expensive
@@aniyilator there is actually two other references to youtubers. the speed dating dlc adds a pewdiepie copy, that doubles as a sonic reference. and then there is a character, myx, who is a combo of dan and arin from the game grumps. myx is one of my favorites
quiet asmr It’s already been requested by both of them that people don’t turn their friendship into anything sexual. It annoys me how they can’t say anything, as people would get mad and his fan base would probably fall quite a bit. Be respectful of others wishes and keep those fantasies to yourself.
@Scp-8282 Scp-590’s bestie No, he doesn't. These are real people, don't be creepy?? Youre being rlly disrespectful to them both right now, since they said this makes them incredibly uncomfortable. Do you even care about them?
not implemented yet, but yes it means there will be sex scene and naked costume (i presume, since thats what happens with the girl version Crush Crush. you need to buy it for steam versions tho)
Gimmerqueen I don’t think it’s him... he has a pretty generic voice, it’s not that hard to impersonate, I think they used someone that sounded like him...
Cailynn Edwards, I came here to make this comment. Seems like I’m 3 weeks late. That made me pause my TV, grab my phone & take a picture. I need that as a tattoo 😍😍😍
Me too What are you doing here? Just refresh🙄 Go now You will have bad luck! Don't please Noooo Haha you have bad luck and the only way to get out of it is to join his channel!
this comment sent me on a long ass spiral through all of Ichiban's stupid voice lines until I finally found what you're talking about - he says, "If I was in your position, I probably would have lasted 3 days tops." On a related note, any line of Ichiban's that doesn't immediately reference a Markiplier video is a Jacksepticeye-sounding line.
Ho my lordy I have this game now and it's just me trying to collect every single character like- literally Pokémon but dating/idle clicker game version
I mean, the game is free and he didn't make any in-game purchases, so more like "if you put a sexualized impersonation of Mark in a videogame, he'll personally grind it for 3 days in a row before posting his best youtube video" which I honestly would prefer Edit: nvm he actually did put money in. Not sure if it got to 100 bucks tho. First purchase of 100 diamond gem thingies was $7
Fun fact: "Ichiban" means "Number one." The character that is based on Markiplier is literally number one. I feel like that is some sort of jab at him.
Two months ago if you told I'd be living through a global pandemic watching a grown man play a furry dating simulator for 2 hours I would of probably believed you because im at that point in my life
i hope all of you know this video made me morbidly curious enough to try blush blush when the video came out and now its been 4 years and im still at it
Recently playing the game and got to Ichiban, and there is some new dialog. For instance: "It's like you get better at this every single day. I'm not even sure why we're still playing this, but I'm enjoying it. I mean, in your shoes, I probably would've lasted three days tops. So thank you for your continued persistence!"
Funny thing about the chicken being served a drumstick is that chickens will actually quickly eat the shit out of that- they have NO problems with cannibalism 😂
Did I just get tricked into watching someone play a furry dating sim for 2 hours Edit: I have discovered two things from this comment. One: People will still reply to comments over a year old. Two: People are somehow getting recommended this video still.
I'm at this video because I saw the video from Hunicast Where Angel's voice actor Michael is laughing his butt off at Mark's DISSAPOINTMENT in his voice. "Is that your impression of me?" 😂😭😂 This whole thing is absolutely halarius too. I love when people try new game styles and their like ......WTF and how did I get here?!?!?!
I can't believe you spent 3, days on this either. I like dating Sims but even this one was too much for me. Thanks for helping me avoid it 💕 But after watching this whole thing their impression of you was actually darn good 😂😂😂
Drowning is any form of liquid entering and blocking airways. Please reserve caution upon injecting or ingesting any foreign object into your mouth,nose,ears and butt hole to prevent discomfort or cause irreperable damage to your insides. -tape recorder from Jacket
yeah but like its "hello everybody my name is ichiban" and his intro to like all his videos is the exact same but ichiban replaced by markiplier (i can't tell if this is a joke or not tho help)
@Morbo le wizard unfortunately I looked into it, and it's not even a thing yet. The games not fully finished there's still characters and other... things coming out...
This game is just Crush Crush with different characters slotted in(I’d call it a reskin but it’s not even that since the aesthetic is exactly the same). Crush Crush has a version online called Moist and Uncensored where the final picture is replaced with a sex scene(still pics w/ nudity and a bit of text). In short, uncensored mode means you’d see some dick.
Mark: "Six feet tall, I'm not six feet tall...." *Sad Music Intensifies* Edit: *Looks at this comment two weeks later* Me: Why me get lot of liek? Thank you guys so much for the 1.5k!! I didn't even want them, but I'll keep 'em!
@@WolfSenpai38 Even then it's all in genetics, some get lucky others don't Markiplier is half asian, as am I, he's under 6 foot, I am over 6 foot, It's all in the draw of the DNA. Even if someone is taller it makes no difference on their character, yeah they might be the "short pal" but in the case of a fight a smaller person can take the advantage by using the opponents mass against them.
@@TheGoobster226 I can't believe how long it took for him to cave. Games like this are designed to take for-fucking-ever and he endured more than I would have to get to the bottom of it, especially if I were a popular youtuber.
this is one of those videos that i just kind of... watch a lot. bored? eating? sleeping? this video has me covered. i also remember my pure shock finding out the voice to ichiban was michael kovach. an icon.
I love that Marks editor added that last part, even though mark said not to. Mark, you can't say "Don't put this in the end of the video" and not expect your editor to put it in. 😂
I LOVE LOLI'S I hated having to edit the video for a class graduation (it was 4 hours of raw footage) I was in 8th grade and editing a senior class video
Imagine Mark explaining to his lawyers that he played a furry dating sim and that hes suing about a charecter that resembles him inside that game and that he had to play for 3 days to get so far
Lmao underrated comment
I have nothing to say but that shits funny
FURY DATING SIM
Furry* UwU
**furry. Fury is some else
The addittion of green in the hair and the blue eyes makes me think the devs couldn't decide if they wanted to design Mark or Jack so they went with both.
Both are smexy UA-camrs so why not
Ah yes Jackiplire ❤️or Markcepticeye 💚until then have fun have a good one and keep up the good work ✨❤️✨
Me remembering 2016
@@ashleepeacock592you clearly haven’t heard of septiplier 💀
@@Mystic.A707 ah yes how can I be so foolish to forget about the third together they make the unthinkable and unstoppable trinity 🫳😠…..😖😆😂😅 thanks for the reply it made my day 😊😌🥰until then have fun have a good one and keep up the good work ✨❤️✨
Turns out this was secretly a ploy to get free voice acting for Ichiban
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh that would be very clever, amd devious actually.
Was thinking that the whole time
@Vitergia HAHDBA
This comment is underrated 🤣
Underrated? At 1.6k at the time, I'd say this is one of the more highly rated comments on here.
Apparently in an update, the game got rid of some of the lines Mark reacted heavily to (such as "love slave" and the I Am Bread reference) but added a meta line in which Ichiban says he would "last 3 days, tops" if he were playing the game.
Wait, seriously?!?
@@TwiliXgirl at least according to the wiki
@@frostypinesanimation That’s amazing 🤣
that’s hilarious but they also posted a whole video saying it has nothing to do with markiplier so it’s weird they changed their mind and actually admitted to it lol
@@TwiliXgirlyes 😭 his voice also sounds different so
**Uncensored Mode**
"It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything"
"He smiled, and slowly backed away."
Tsukurikata no he did not smile and he did not go slowly he fucking was mortified and sped out
I love the no context spoilers in the comments
there's an *_uncensored version?_*
I looked it up and it hasn't been released yet lmao
Blush Blush: *mentions Ichiban has a gorgeous voice*
Mark: *voice gorgeousifies*
Yeah, that shit had me rolling.
How tall is Ichiban
@@kane0 6ft+ i think? mark said that he was 6ft but im not sure about the exact one
@@PerishersChamber alright
I love how straight in Mark was like: “I can explain.”
it’s funny because it’s a gay dating simulator
@@thehufflepuffpost1816 Whoa, Mark is gay?!?!!?
@@thehufflepuffpost1816 JUST KIDDING!!!
OMG HES PLAYING BLUSH-BLUSH
my sis has this game
TheHufflepuffPost well- it is if you choose to be male on game, you can be female or male but in marks case (he chose male obviously) it was gay
lol
Please tell me I’m not the only one who comes back to this just to listen to Mark losing his mind to furries
Nah Iv come back 5 times now- 💀
this is my go to video to play in the background while I do other things 💀
you arent
Three I repeat three times!
The amount of times I've watched this is disgraceful
Mark: “You shouldn’t be here.”
Ichiban: “Neither should you.”
Too poor to give you gold so here you go 🏅
Anna Collins but there’s only 957 likes?
WOW dark that's just cold
This is a Spiderman moment
*spider man pointing at spider man meme*
“I’ve mastered three men now”
Welp, that’s going in the quote book
Ooferz so glad I’m not the only one with a quote book
Syd Shu me too
Ooferz sksjsk- i read that wrong🗿....
Lol the new quote of 2019
Yup
Imagine this entire character was a trick to get Mark to accidentally voice a character in their game
gasp of realization
Big brain 🧠
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal
6:38 "DON'T MOAN. DON'T GROAN. JUST DON'T DO THAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" I'd love to hear that in a dating sim.
@@pipgirl7352 anti-dating sim: the protagonist is desperately in love with eighteen different people, and each one tries to make them NOT in love with them, and you go through levels starting at “Hopelessly Horny and in Love” and end at “Good Friends” OR if you grind you can get “Hated Enemies”
I can't believe the guy who voiced Angel Dust also voiced bootleg markiplier in a furry dating game
...
actually no I can believe it but it's still insane
wait WHAT
@GeekGirl _Luv yeah it's michael kovach XD
@@TheBloodLass holy shit that’s amazing 😂
HOW DID I JUST FIND THIS OUT
Ah yes another hustle angel dust is doing in hell this game obviously cam from hell
I love how instead of making them take down the character and saying theyre using his image he plays the whole game
Probably because he doesn't exactly *care* if someone uses his likeness, he just cares that they basically slapped him into a game without permission.
AND spend 100 dollars in the game? (._.)
And spend a 100 bucks on it😆
And luckily he "accidentally" voiced his character...
TheKrackenX42 Any proof this is Mark? No? That's what I thought :)
I like how he started this ironically and then actually started having fun
He likes idle games, Or at least he said so.
700th like!
This is how you get addicted to these 2 games.
I played it for shits and giggles at first because I wanted to try to see it for myself but it's actually kind of fun(weirdly) but those mfs are expensive
thats debatable. its more like, uh pushing through for the payoff and making the best of what he must do. thats a markiplier move.
When my husband first proposed I told him no because he hadn't met my requirement of 45 hammocks yet.
Thats some looooow standard. I have my husband get me 500 cars before we get married
@@jackbassett3091 You guys serious? My husband owes me 1,000 vacuums.
Guys your all weak I have to have at least 2000 carrots
Pfffft-Child’s play, at least 7,000,000 seeds
@@jackbassett3091 SCRUBS!!! I owe my wife a 10 Marioplex money consumed ( a marioplex is 10 to the 12,431st power)
i like to imagine mark occasionally comes back to play this game whenever new characters come out
YES. HE DEFINITELY DOES!!
Are the new characters different youtubers? It'd be funny af to see Bob or Wade in this game too
@@aniyilator there is actually two other references to youtubers. the speed dating dlc adds a pewdiepie copy, that doubles as a sonic reference. and then there is a character, myx, who is a combo of dan and arin from the game grumps. myx is one of my favorites
"I need to get to the point where i can date myself."
- Markiplier 2019
Date jack
@@faith5547 n,,,no
quiet asmr It’s already been requested by both of them that people don’t turn their friendship into anything sexual. It annoys me how they can’t say anything, as people would get mad and his fan base would probably fall quite a bit. Be respectful of others wishes and keep those fantasies to yourself.
honestly me tho
@Scp-8282 Scp-590’s bestie
No, he doesn't. These are real people, don't be creepy?? Youre being rlly disrespectful to them both right now, since they said this makes them incredibly uncomfortable. Do you even care about them?
Ichiban: I haven’t been this angry since I was toast
Mark: *war flashbacks*
Oh my god this killed me.
Im dying, lol
When was that I can’t find that part 😔✌🏻
Sad Meme Sad Meme AFTER A WHILE, I FOUND IT. It is at 1:27:01
Sad Meme it’s 1:26:59
“Uncensored mode”
Mark: *visible confusion*
I died on that part 😂😂
It might mean that the d will show .--.
It almost definitely means the d would show.
not implemented yet, but yes it means there will be sex scene and naked costume (i presume, since thats what happens with the girl version Crush Crush. you need to buy it for steam versions tho)
can say the time ?
Mark then: haha joke on you you aren’t gonna see that. Mark now: I have an onlyfans for charity
Ichiban: "Holy crap, I just irritated myself."
Mark: "You irritated me too."
Me: "That's what he just said."
D YellowMadness 1.7k likes on this comment and not even a single reply...wow?
@@dragoonwagoon3413 Allow me to help with these lacking of replies by saying this: pickles.
pickles
pickles
pickles
Mark then: I know this looks bad but don't assume I'm a furry
Mark now: Smash or pass every pokemon in existence
Lmao
Tbh i love rewatching this video while drawing. Its amusing and time filling lol
LOL
I noticed that too!
(Mark Is SUS)
exatly
Ichiban: says he broke a mouse
me: thinking about when mark broke a mouse while playing getting over it
i ruined the like count!
Me: 'That one meme where that cartoon guy is in front of fire, laughing*
"Hey let's put Markiplier in our game , he won't even play it don't wor-"
Mark : Well hello
My only hope is that Amy spent the days following this adventure quoting Ichiban back at Mark
Omg I really want this to happen now.
i gave u ur 420th like... you're welcome
Mark: hears that he is in a dating simulator.
Mark: instead of looking it up decides to play the entire game.
He did both.
Content
Word
I was thinking that the entire 2 hours I watched this-_-
Asserting Narcissistic Dominance
Mark: you're weak
Ichiban: I'm you.
Oh my God xD perfect
Lol
I'm giving you double points for this comment, because I know exactly what you are referencing(Or at least, I hope I know.)
CrimsonAlphaField dude everyone knows where this is from
i want to upvote but the # of likes is 666 and i can't change that.
I spent 2 FUCKING HOURS watching Mark see if he could date himself, and I enjoyed every second of it :,)
Wait no wonder this was taking so long. ITS FUCKING 2 HOURS?????!!!
yeah i definatly didn't need a healthy amount of sleep tonight
I always forget it’s almost two hours. My brain just thinks it’s like 45 min
alternative title: "a let's player's slow descent into madness as he tries to date himself in a furry clicker game"
"A lesson in 'Narcissism' "
By Mark Fishbach
I’ve descended into madness as well.. I WAS STARTING TO GET ATTACHED TO THE CHARACTERS. I was about 1 hour 20 mins in
@@maddiemmxo these characters are kinda trash there personalities are bad and you kinda need a personality to get attached to characters
@@maddiemmxo 🗿
@@_JustJoe scary i know.. honestly I kinda hate myself for writing that 💀
Mark you accidentally did all the voice acting for your own character
Gimmerqueen they’re probably going to update it now.😂
@Alyssa Howsen Poor him...
"Accidentally"
Gimmerqueen I don’t think it’s him... he has a pretty generic voice, it’s not that hard to impersonate, I think they used someone that sounded like him...
I was thinking the same thing.
I thought he was going to say “let’s pause for a moment and talk about the Deadpool in a sailor moon outfit”
New life goal is to cosplay as Deadpool cosplaying as sailer moon.
the
*w h a t*
@@KidraBlade what why would you do that.
Cailynn Edwards, I came here to make this comment. Seems like I’m 3 weeks late. That made me pause my TV, grab my phone & take a picture. I need that as a tattoo 😍😍😍
@@PiperEricksonTheEverQueen because he wants to
18:12 The part where he said “its gaming time” and then he gamed all over the place truly brought tears to my eyes. such a masterpiece
You can see the look of pure horror on his face when he reads “uncensored mode”
I had a face of pure terror and horror on as well
And what’s even worse is that I seen one of the guys doing… that on a ad while I was peacefully downloading audios 😭
and then he tries to click on it😂
Timestamp?
@@theniggahimself 30:09
"I watch Markiplier for the plot"
That’s what people come to this channel for the plot
Me too
What are you doing here?
Just refresh🙄
Go now
You will have bad luck!
Don't please
Noooo
Haha you have bad luck and the only way to get out of it is to join his channel!
The plot:
I love this comment omfg👩🦲✋
The plot
What this video has taught me is that Mark isn't attracted to hot guys. He’s attracted to E.F.F.I.C.I.E.N.C.Y
I am too. If im doing dumb, pointless things, i would just stop.
Astute observation
EFFICIENCY IS KEY.
He’s attracted to anthro…
Markiplier when he saw uncensored mode had me in TEARS😭
"Garrett, you're alright,"
ah, so Mark's type is himbo
i guess opposites dont attract /j
CRAIGGGGG
@@urmom-zh6zs yes. For this scenario, yes. Thank you
@@urmom-zh6zs yoooo
@@thejaneplane cRaig?
Fun Fact: Ichiban actually has a line now about only being able to devote three days of his time into something.
The Developers KNOW
this comment sent me on a long ass spiral through all of Ichiban's stupid voice lines until I finally found what you're talking about - he says, "If I was in your position, I probably would have lasted 3 days tops." On a related note, any line of Ichiban's that doesn't immediately reference a Markiplier video is a Jacksepticeye-sounding line.
@@aaliyaramanathan5362 it’s markiplier and jack child lol
@@Sophiaa28 IS SEPTIPLIER
It's hilarious that it started with Mark and now Danny from Gamegrumps and Pewdiepie are in it too.
Ho my lordy I have this game now and it's just me trying to collect every single character like- literally Pokémon but dating/idle clicker game version
Can we just all apologize to lixian for having to sit through and meticulously edit this entire three day recording
Poor lixian....
RIP my dude
Rip lexian
R.I.P Lixian
can we get an f in the chat for lixian? F
This entire video is just markiplier hyperfixating on an animal video game and it's amazing
moral of the story: if you put a sexualized impersonation of mark in a videogame, he'll personally give you a hundred dollars
I mean, the game is free and he didn't make any in-game purchases, so more like "if you put a sexualized impersonation of Mark in a videogame, he'll personally grind it for 3 days in a row before posting his best youtube video" which I honestly would prefer
Edit: nvm he actually did put money in. Not sure if it got to 100 bucks tho. First purchase of 100 diamond gem thingies was $7
@@Gon-hx4df he siad it was hundred right at the end of the video
Lmao yes
Noted
what do you mean? mark NEVER spent money
When "Ichiban" transformed, Mark went through all five stages of grief.
Fun fact: "Ichiban" means "Number one." The character that is based on Markiplier is literally number one. I feel like that is some sort of jab at him.
@@Teezy6354 ITS SEPTIPLIER
ARE WE BLIND TO THE GREEN
@@starlight_studios_art s h u t
@@starlight_studios_art shut
@@iamlynxlyn i dont support Septiplier, but it looks fairly like the lovechild of Septiplier
Mark is the only person ever to exist that can dress like my grandma and get away with playing a game about furries and still be accepted.
Furries are usually accepted pretty good when the community isn't full of sweaty gamers
@@deephorizon1365 No
@@Thomanski brother, help me eliminate this threat to the holy land.
@@Juggernogger64 ah shit, here we go again like 1000 time
@@Juggernogger64 Is it?
Mark: "Who's gonna play Blush Blush for a year?! That's stupid"
Me, who recently got that achievement: ...
Mark whenever he plays a weird romance game: AlLoW mE tO eXpLaIn
*insert clip to HuniePop gameplay*
There's a mystery afoot, what are ya gonna do~
Or like that Deep Space Waifu, game.
"Shut up Wade! I'm trying to have a romantic situation with a dinosaur!"
Never thought I'd hear Markiplier say, "I've mastered four men" while playing a gay furry dating simulator clicker for three days in a row
LMFAO
if thats the case, you havent watched enough markiplier
I agree with Splitz
he said 3 men
well now that you put it that way
Only Mark would apply philosophy to justify him getting emotionally invested in a furry dating sim
He probably was always a furry and never told anyone
lauren alexander Mark’s brother is a furry artist i heard
@@noodles_2486 his brother created the webcomic "twokinds"
I'm sure Mark's secretly a furry
The Tyrant Rlly? Thats pretty cool NGL
This is so much better when you know that his brother is a furry, and is the creator of one of the biggest furry comics.
WHAT? explain rn
@@fishfingers123 Marks older brother, Tom, is a furry, and he is the creator of one the biggest furry comics, Two Kinds!
@@lovingdragonsI never knew that, wow
Why twokinds of course lol
“I’ve now mastered 3 men.”
I am quoting that.
Love your profile pic
*mark is big gay confirmed?*
LMFAO
@@problem3412 no
thanks I am also quoting that now
Mark -*insults all the characters*
*gets to his character*
"Look at those muscles"
"Bulging muscles"
"Sweet shoulders"
*ego intensifies*
Not gonna lie, if I was a ripped anime tiger I'd probably be into it too 😄
I do love his jokes
What do you expect XD
haha'
Two months ago if you told I'd be living through a global pandemic watching a grown man play a furry dating simulator for 2 hours I would of probably believed you because im at that point in my life
It's utterly depressing isn't it?
re watching youtube during quarantine? yh same
Same
Owh boy oh boy when furries invade your quarantaine zone
Kermit the Frog sameeeeeeee😭😂
i hope all of you know this video made me morbidly curious enough to try blush blush when the video came out and now its been 4 years and im still at it
WHAT
4 YEARS??
for ur pride 🏳️🌈
Keep at your duties soldier.
You make this country proud.
I love how in the beginning he acts like he hates this game then just becomes more and more invested the longer he plays
I agree-
Crush crush did that to me and I currently have 500 hours on it
Recently playing the game and got to Ichiban, and there is some new dialog. For instance: "It's like you get better at this every single day. I'm not even sure why we're still playing this, but I'm enjoying it. I mean, in your shoes, I probably would've lasted three days tops. So thank you for your continued persistence!"
Oh nooooooo
Markiplier is now the official character!
this is hilarious in my opinion. not only they used him in their game but then when he found out about it, they roast him lmao
BYEEE
LOL
"I don't have 21 confidence and I don't have 16 smart.. BUT I do have 20 diamonds"
ada. Me playing Minecraft
@@Mailbox2.0 lmao
What ever you do, DONT WASTE YOUR DIAMONDS ON A HO
Funny thing about the chicken being served a drumstick is that chickens will actually quickly eat the shit out of that- they have NO problems with cannibalism 😂
"I'm not 6 ft. tall"
*_sad mark noises_*
Tortelli Tortellini lord of the ants smol boy
He is a SMOLL *T H I C C* BOI
smol thicc baby
“I don’t wanna date a horse.”
- Mark 2019, while dating a horse
Damn i was gonna say this
@Trash Art Old town*
Trash Art Stop.....
*Loki would like to know your location.*
Lol does this mean he's a furry?
Markiplier’s look of disgust whenever one of the characters moan is everything
767/769 likes
Can u put the time stamp please?
@@greenkatie0493 just watch the video, the characters moan quit frequently
@@greenkatie0493 6:38 “DON'T MOAN. DON'T GROAN. JUST DON'T DO THAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
you are right
WHY IS MICHAEL KOVACH IN EVERYTHING OH MY GOD MICHAEL
SO TRUE
"I have now mastered three men"
-Markiplier, 2019
How is not everyone talking about this
U stole this comment from screwball lol
hAhA 666 liKeS
New Title:
*Markiplier spirals into insanity for 2 hours to prove that a fictional tiger is him*
XDD
More like 3 days lol
It was three days for him.
Yes, but yOU WATCHED HIM PLAY FOR 2 HOURS AS WELL
is that a pornhub title?
Did I just get tricked into watching someone play a furry dating sim for 2 hours
Edit: I have discovered two things from this comment.
One: People will still reply to comments over a year old.
Two: People are somehow getting recommended this video still.
There is no such thing as trickery on UA-cam...you chose this life, you *chose* to watch an idle furry dating sim!
You just got got
@@adarshalexander1418 aww sh*t
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH FURRYS
He made 2 videos, brah. You CHOSE this TWICE
loved the 3 day investment Mark put in PROVING that pink tiger was him in disguise and started regretting life is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 im ded
Ichiban: "Hello everybody!"
Mark: *...and I took that personally*
mark spent 3+ days just to date himself
that’s a pro-gamer move
"im really good at tapping" markimoo, 2019 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Outstanding move
And surprisingly not sponsored.
Oh yeah, its big brain time
oof
The lesson is that if you put a Mark parody in your game, Mark will play it.
And probably pay for it.
oh no mark’s plate is gonna be full now
*game making noises*
Exactly!
I'm at this video because I saw the video from Hunicast Where Angel's voice actor Michael is laughing his butt off at Mark's DISSAPOINTMENT in his voice. "Is that your impression of me?" 😂😭😂 This whole thing is absolutely halarius too. I love when people try new game styles and their like ......WTF and how did I get here?!?!?!
I can't believe you spent 3, days on this either. I like dating Sims but even this one was too much for me. Thanks for helping me avoid it 💕 But after watching this whole thing their impression of you was actually darn good 😂😂😂
“I haven’t been this angry since I was Toast”
Mark: kINdA liKe tHaT gAmE I pLAyEd wHeN I wAs bREaD!
this is the most accurate documentary on the stages of addiction if I've ever seen one... he became *OBSESSED*
HONESTLY
He even rolled out bed and went right into the game XD
For the same obsession yet in a smaller time frame, watch his video "EVERYBODY'S GETTING RICH EXCEPT FOR YOU"
No he’s *DETERMINED*
I love that Eli is clearly meant to be flamboyant but Mark gives him a beefy, down-home southern accent ,,, so good
He's a gay southerner
SO GOOD
It fits a lot
it is unironically good, you can look flamboyant without sounding or acting flamboyant and vise versa, its all individual characteristics haha
It’s like Ray Gillette from Archer
This is my first time watching markiplier, and I’m definitely sticking around.
the fact that i somehow ended up getting tricked into watching markiplier play a furry dating simulator for almost 2 hours is beyond me
as somebody who used to be a furry this game makes me extremely uncomfortable-
As a furry supporter. This is definitely a furry game 🤣yes I a little bit of a furry, I like the art and just the fandom.
Yeah same
We don’t judge here.
Same
I just watched two hours of a grown man strategizing the heck out of a furry dating simulator.
Yes, yes we did... this is ok. I think.
Holy shit I just realised how long I've been watching this
Samw
Wait....oh god what am i doing with my life XD
You forgot to add "and i regret none of it" at the end there
"Being in water is the leading cause of drowning"
*Technically the truth*
Slime rancher tabby cat
The funny thing is that you can actually drown without being submerged in water. All you need is your lungs to fill up with water.
E
You forgot the r/ in front of the technically the truth
Drowning is any form of liquid entering and blocking airways.
Please reserve caution upon injecting or ingesting any foreign object into your mouth,nose,ears and butt hole to prevent discomfort or cause irreperable damage to your insides.
-tape recorder from Jacket
it's funny because there's a dlc to the game called "uncut" and it's 18+
Furry: *makes any noise*
Mark: Don’t ever do that again
madgatortwister Yeah honestly sounds about right lol
FIRST OF THEY ARE NOT FURRIES THEY ARE ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS
@Hey Jrostey at this point, there are genuinely too many definitions to say.
me: h-
mark: im gonna stop you right there. You need to stop judging or youre gonna start assuming things. Let me explain
Ichiban: “hi”
Mark:”I ALWAYS SAY THAT WHEN MEETING PEOPLE”
Ha
Hello everybody I say thst
Haah
yeah but like its "hello everybody my name is ichiban" and his intro to like all his videos is the exact same but ichiban replaced by markiplier (i can't tell if this is a joke or not tho help)
BWAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH yes lol
Referencing the Blush Blush wiki, it says in his personality description "also a huge reference to Markiplier"
Take that as you will.
1:39:39
Ichiban: "Paw that bell, and Subscribe right meow!"
Mark: "Delete your channel."
Pfff hahahahahaha
Unus annus????
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for someone to say this
Mark says no
"Uncensored mode"
Mark: * visible disgust and confusion *
What even is in uncensored mode? Please don't go into detail or I might end up dying
Lol one of the most funniest thing ever
@Morbo le wizard unfortunately I looked into it, and it's not even a thing yet. The games not fully finished there's still characters and other... things coming out...
This game is just Crush Crush with different characters slotted in(I’d call it a reskin but it’s not even that since the aesthetic is exactly the same). Crush Crush has a version online called Moist and Uncensored where the final picture is replaced with a sex scene(still pics w/ nudity and a bit of text).
In short, uncensored mode means you’d see some dick.
30:10
Mark: “To the point where I can date myself”
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SELF-WORTH*
YOUR FBI AGENT SAMEEEEE
I'VE ONLY HEARD RUMORS ABOUT THAT
lMao also i love ur pfp
not-a-simp aprroved
(Announcer from Scott Pilgrim) You have unlocked the power of self respect!
I love how he willingly played a chair fucking game but is scared of this
This video is literally "Playing blush blush for over two days so you don't have to"
didn't work, they're getting an influx of new players lol
@@dma93-ch hahahaha opp
But I want too
With an ulterior motive.
Mark: "Six feet tall, I'm not six feet tall...."
*Sad Music Intensifies*
Edit: *Looks at this comment two weeks later*
Me: Why me get lot of liek?
Thank you guys so much for the 1.5k!! I didn't even want them, but I'll keep 'em!
Too bad!!😔
Wait if he's not 6 feet Im as tall if not taller and like half his age?!?!!!??! Pure confusion
@@WolfSenpai38 All about the traits, some people that are in highschool are still kindergarten size, some are really tall.
@@ShadedReaper im 13 lol
@@WolfSenpai38 Even then it's all in genetics, some get lucky others don't Markiplier is half asian, as am I, he's under 6 foot, I am over 6 foot, It's all in the draw of the DNA. Even if someone is taller it makes no difference on their character, yeah they might be the "short pal" but in the case of a fight a smaller person can take the advantage by using the opponents mass against them.
you can tell this is good when it starts with " hi i can explain" followed by dawn on the FIRST DAY
Cant believe he dedicated four days of his life to play a furry idol dating sim
@@applesource8261 honestly same like i can't believe he would do something like that but at the same time that's such a thing only he would do
Mia Cameron I can't believe he caved and spent real money
@@TheGoobster226 I can't believe how long it took for him to cave. Games like this are designed to take for-fucking-ever and he endured more than I would have to get to the bottom of it, especially if I were a popular youtuber.
I got so unreasonably excited to see a cameo of Bearverly. Hands down the best character from the sister game
I didn't think I was going to watch this one but then Mark opened with "Hi, I can explain."
Same 😂
I did the exact same thing
Exactly
same
Made it 666 likes. You’re welcome
"My nickname in high school was Markle Sparkle." - Mark Fischbach, 2019
"are already swooning over his gorgeous voice"
Markiplier: *looks at camera knowingly*
Jade Chandler
Fans: oh shit
K
He does have a sexy voice😏 if i wasn't married....😂😂😂 jk
It’s funny but I don’t know if I should laugh
this is one of those videos that i just kind of... watch a lot. bored? eating? sleeping? this video has me covered.
i also remember my pure shock finding out the voice to ichiban was michael kovach. an icon.
Eli: Wants 10 coasters
Mark: Why do you want 10 coasters?
Also Mark: I am a man with 5 ovens!
Markiplier makes😉
I AM A MAN WHO HAS 5 OVENS
Also Mark: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?
Also Mark: WhY dO yOu NeEd 45 HaMmOcKs???
Another also Mark: Someone has 1.001 pizzas! ???: I have the 1,001 pizzas!
Can we take the time appreciate 1:54:37
Ichiban - "I hope I'm number one in your life too"
Mark - "No, there's many other men. I'm sorry"
im glad someone else felt like this
I don't...
a
Cough this was 3 years ago and the latest comment was 2 days ago??
I can't believe Mark played the whole game without spending any money whatsoever.
None.
Absolutely Nothing...
Not a cent....
Yea sure 😏
Just watch to the end 😏
No he spent no cents
you're saying that like it's a bad thing
@@Resident-Heart I should make a joke about that!
I love that Marks editor added that last part, even though mark said not to. Mark, you can't say "Don't put this in the end of the video" and not expect your editor to put it in. 😂
That was the joke lol
“I’ll give you a magical sword, alright”
Everyone: *MARK*
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
Shrek *OH I’VE GOT SOME PUDDING FOR YA!*
Where is this. XD
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Lixian edited a 2 hour video? Cause thats pretty insane.
Yeah, editing a video more than 48 hours?? I'm already tired editing a 30 sec video...
@@ichangedmynamenowwhat3658 i went to like your comment but immediately took it back when i noticed your youtube name... shame on you
@@AnekoSaku i mean... there is something wrong with it but you do you
@@AnekoSaku i agree (･ิω･ิ)
I LOVE LOLI'S I hated having to edit the video for a class graduation (it was 4 hours of raw footage) I was in 8th grade and editing a senior class video
And now the developers have a 100% full Ichiban voice over. And _you_ paid _them_ to do so.
oh no
Oh my god
Smart
Mark got played
Yep ha
"Look at me, I'm not 6 feet tall"
*depression hits like a brick*