The Princess Diaries 2: A Royal Pain In My Ass

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  • @madeline3523
    @madeline3523 5 років тому +6554

    "I HATE THAT GUY"
    *moose impersonation*
    "I love that guy"

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 років тому +163

      His reaction to the moose line was everything I ever wanted from life. This movie was trash but that line is one of my favorite things ever. xD

    • @abbielynn4370
      @abbielynn4370 5 років тому +3

      Madeline box cut t cycle cycccgcvv. Vvvv

    • @kamie4106
      @kamie4106 5 років тому +26

      @@BelleFlower15 Also the best iconic line for Sam Winchester. Lol

    • @jaydamorgan2881
      @jaydamorgan2881 5 років тому +24

      dude i was laughing SO hard !!! he’s so funny 😂😂😂

    • @Dazzlefae
      @Dazzlefae 5 років тому +9

      @@kamie4106 Yasss! I was looking for a SPN comment about that line! Haha

  • @imeantloveyou5eva
    @imeantloveyou5eva 4 роки тому +16985

    "fear is not in my vocabulary!"
    "perhaps...but it is in your eyes" is the coldest line i have ever heard in my got dam life

    • @hunnysenpai7249
      @hunnysenpai7249 4 роки тому +590

      Dude I was OBSESSED with that line

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh 4 роки тому +613

      It was a damn good line back then and it's a damn good line now.

    • @chloevega5711
      @chloevega5711 4 роки тому +63

      imeantloveyou5eva and ur spelling was the best I’ve ever seen in my got dam life too🤣🤣I’m jkkkkk haha. But fr that rlly is one of my fav movie lines ever

    • @annieberardino8732
      @annieberardino8732 4 роки тому +71

      imeantloveyou5eva how cold and badass joe was in that scene made me so happy.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 роки тому +43

      if I were that guy i probably would have pissed my pants

  • @rhenaissancepoet
    @rhenaissancepoet 5 років тому +7173

    "Fear isn't in my vocabulary"
    "Maybe not, but it is in your eyes"
    THE MOMENT HE BECAME A LEGEND 😂👌❤️

    • @megadoodoo6511
      @megadoodoo6511 2 роки тому +28

      Mans was always a legend 😌

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 4 місяці тому +1

      Wrong, he’s ALWAYS been a legend 😤

  • @teeseac4553
    @teeseac4553 4 роки тому +5215

    "i hated this guy in the first movie don't make me laugh"
    "i love this guy"

  • @klaudia6057
    @klaudia6057 5 років тому +12083

    How did I never notice that god awful airport?! 😂

    • @alicewonderland9160
      @alicewonderland9160 5 років тому +111

      Same 😂

    • @Lady-Mara
      @Lady-Mara 5 років тому +125

      Because it isn't that important

    • @Claudia-go8id
      @Claudia-go8id 5 років тому +166

      Sameeeeee lol i was like what?! I don’t remember that wtf

    • @anniedotson1165
      @anniedotson1165 5 років тому +48

      OMG WTF SAME!

    • @lolawhiterabbit
      @lolawhiterabbit 5 років тому +125

      Lmao I like this movie and idk how many times I’ve seen it but I don’t remember the airport scene

  • @ellagracest723
    @ellagracest723 4 роки тому +15781

    I love how he actually thought she had a year to get married, and not thirty days

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 4 роки тому +651

      OMG I HAVE BEEN SCROLLING THROUGH THESE COMMENTS FOR AGES TO FIND A COMMENT THAT SAYS THIS BISH YOU MY LIFE SAVERRRRRRRRR XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    • @Jadencfilms
      @Jadencfilms 4 роки тому +384

      Skye Miles same only I didn’t have to scroll since it was the first comment that showed up for me😂

    • @peachhazel7865
      @peachhazel7865 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @megansouty1391
      @megansouty1391 4 роки тому +1098

      He always misses something really important bc he talks without pausing the movie

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker 4 роки тому +52

      I thought that too lol

  • @dewpedia5396
    @dewpedia5396 5 років тому +10299

    Dylan hitting on Julie Andrews for 30 mins

    • @alessiabanu9271
      @alessiabanu9271 4 роки тому +162

      i like the fact that Dylan has a crush on this woman ;)

    • @malu2997
      @malu2997 4 роки тому +123

      honestly i dont even blame him

    • @speechlessmakeup
      @speechlessmakeup 4 роки тому +61

      I mean who isn't? :D

    • @rowomengymnastics7303
      @rowomengymnastics7303 3 роки тому +25

      I have a crush on her (well, her younger self) and I'm a straight girl 😆

    • @sarxah.b
      @sarxah.b 2 роки тому +4

      that’s my new shipment

  • @bridgetstan5987
    @bridgetstan5987 3 роки тому +3954

    The movie: “the thirty day deadline”
    Dylan: “ITS BEEN ELEVEN MONTHS”
    No bud......

    • @delpicsla65
      @delpicsla65 2 роки тому +43

      Actually he’s right, in the movie she had a year or something to get married but kept putting it off until last minute, until it became 30 days. Dylan maybe cut that part out when they said that

    • @Ljanex956
      @Ljanex956 2 роки тому +71

      @@delpicsla65 you’re so wrong

    • @ronnitschka
      @ronnitschka 2 роки тому +28

      @@delpicsla65 yes lara patel is right, you are really wrong, it was 30 days, court decision.

    • @beckstyles3467
      @beckstyles3467 Рік тому +1

      @@delpicsla65 you're an idiot

    • @Jojo13Lorin
      @Jojo13Lorin 6 місяців тому +14

      They kept shouting out different suggestions, and the last thing the old man says is “30 days”

  • @arelicastro9935
    @arelicastro9935 5 років тому +3999

    “mAkE aLL tHe BoY mOoSe gO HuAhH”
    i lost it 😂

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 5 років тому +118

      Every time Dylan repeated the clip, I laughed harder.

    • @BuddyBoo-qz1dh
      @BuddyBoo-qz1dh 5 років тому +93

      You know when you laugh so hard that you don't really make any noise and look like you're being possessed by a demon?
      That's me during the whole Dylan-reacts-to-imitation-of-boy-mooses bit.

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 5 років тому +39

      Ive literally been laughing at that scene my entire life

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 років тому +25

      see if that was a new character it wouldn't be funny..so you gotta give the movie credit for bringing him back to make a funny reference..and good joke...thats cool...thats an extra point...but because like 4 other characters they brought back add nothing to the film and are on screen too much for cut aways it ruins that..

    • @onelifetolive847
      @onelifetolive847 5 років тому +3

      me too lmao

  • @brynnhelena
    @brynnhelena 5 років тому +6396

    'Dylan calling everyone anything but their actual character's name for 30 minutes straight'

    • @aurino6655
      @aurino6655 5 років тому +64

      Except Julie Andrews ;)

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 років тому +64

      I was shocked when he actually said Mia one time (after Stan Lee)

    • @ilinap3978
      @ilinap3978 5 років тому +17

      I want to him to watch HERCULES or Brave(Merida)

    • @brynnlennon
      @brynnlennon 4 роки тому +2

      Good name 😂👌🏻

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 4 роки тому +7

      'Dylan complaining about everything and everyone for 30 minutes straight'

  • @filteredhotsauce4168
    @filteredhotsauce4168 5 років тому +2988

    He totally missed the fact the goat “mooed”

  • @caboosemcgrief
    @caboosemcgrief Рік тому +425

    dylan's imaginary subplot about the bodyguard being a hitman makes this movie so much funnier.

  • @oratilemolatlhwa3866
    @oratilemolatlhwa3866 5 років тому +2177

    Order has been restored. He uploaded on a Sunday

    • @nissairving397
      @nissairving397 5 років тому

      I was highly confused when I watched the video on a Tuesday...

  • @shkinahfaleolo8334
    @shkinahfaleolo8334 5 років тому +2812

    1:36 Wow 👀, didn’t realise how bad the cgi was in this film until now. Love really is blind

    • @sarabone9982
      @sarabone9982 5 років тому +33

      oof.

    • @yasmeennatalia1026
      @yasmeennatalia1026 5 років тому +67

      i realized it a few months ago when i watched it again and was like “damn dylan would roast this” 💀

    • @sarahcaroline7792
      @sarahcaroline7792 5 років тому +32

      I was today years old when I noticed it and I cried when I saw it

    • @JERBYTUBE
      @JERBYTUBE 5 років тому +13

      literally same

  • @marygracefellows3768
    @marygracefellows3768 4 роки тому +6063

    He thought she had a year to meet a guy because he was talking when they changed it to 30 days 😂

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 4 роки тому +51

      YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY

    • @alexaargueta4686
      @alexaargueta4686 4 роки тому +78

      im confused.... this was all in 30 days right?

    • @daniscott4253
      @daniscott4253 4 роки тому +130

      @@alexaargueta4686 yes they were engaged by week 2 of the 30 days given. So this all happened in less than 30 days

    • @sammybear21
      @sammybear21 3 роки тому +13

      That’s how you can tell he actually just skips through the movie-

    • @obiajulumgbechi
      @obiajulumgbechi 3 роки тому +82

      @@sammybear21 No, he just talks with over it without pausing. So he doesn’t hear certain parts.

  • @ajincandesce3305
    @ajincandesce3305 3 роки тому +2064

    Dylan: "Julie, you fell in love with a man... with an earring?"
    Me, sitting next to my boyfriend as he puts his earring on to go get groceries: * *sweats profusely* *

    • @praimarina
      @praimarina 3 роки тому +45

      Okay but are you still in a relationship with him? I need to know for research purposes 🤧😂

    • @ajincandesce3305
      @ajincandesce3305 3 роки тому +68

      @@praimarina oh, yes, I am. Going 1 year and 7 months strong now ☺️

    • @937kat
      @937kat 2 роки тому +43

      Dylan now doesn't feel cool if he isn't wearing a fake nose ring, so don't feel bad 😂😂😂

    • @NehaSingh-cs9iq
      @NehaSingh-cs9iq 6 місяців тому +1

      omgggg we need an updatee

    • @ajincandesce3305
      @ajincandesce3305 6 місяців тому +4

      @@NehaSingh-cs9iq Unfortunately, we broke up on October 10th 2022 😔
      It was amicable and mostly due to our impending graduation and the distance that would be created from us wanting to move to different countries. Ironically, we both ended up doing our masters in the same country, but it was already too late 😅

  • @MizzyRuRu
    @MizzyRuRu 5 років тому +2159

    I was dyingggg when Dylan was cracking up at the moose joke lmaoooo

  • @kathrynsinger3198
    @kathrynsinger3198 5 років тому +3809

    Now we need some Ella Enchanted commentary 😂

    • @idontdomarigolds
      @idontdomarigolds 5 років тому +101

      I loved that movie!! but again I was a kid when it came out so might need to watch it again to have a worthy opinion lol

    • @reaganmc00
      @reaganmc00 5 років тому +44

      mona * I rewatched it at 19 recently and it’s still great

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic 4 роки тому +30

      I cringe every time I think of that movie. The book was so good and then they did.......nothing from that and added a thousand plot holes

    • @idontdomarigolds
      @idontdomarigolds 4 роки тому +16

      @@pigeonatic there was a book?! oh my god I had no idea! now I have to go check it out, great it's my midterm week so nothing better to do anyways lol

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic 4 роки тому +16

      @@idontdomarigolds yess!! I loved it as a kid, and read it recently and it holds up well. It's my favorite cinderella retelling, one reason being it doesn't have that love at first sight thing, another being Ella is very charming and real. I reccomend it to literally everyone

  • @candiikinz7719
    @candiikinz7719 5 років тому +6759

    The “call me joey” was a call back to when they first met in the first movie. She asked if she could call him Joey and he said “No, joe.” These movies were my childhood

    • @nataliemanda1036
      @nataliemanda1036 4 роки тому +53

      Candace Burns thank you

    • @alinac5512
      @alinac5512 4 роки тому +131

      Thank you, was so pissed when he didn't get that.

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 4 роки тому +60

      ThAnk you, it was so annoying when he edited over that line in the 1st reaction and then didn't get the reference here???

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 4 роки тому +9

      I liked the movies but the books were my childhood.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 роки тому +19

      lol you can't expect him to remember every single detail of the first movie while watching the second one

  • @sophiesimon6338
    @sophiesimon6338 3 роки тому +1830

    movie: "princess Amie has to got potty"
    me: **laughs**
    Dylan: makes a I'm not impressed face
    me: yeah it wasn't funny (feels like an idiot )

    • @Elena0161
      @Elena0161 3 роки тому +73

      That little girl was cute tho🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @naomifredricks989
      @naomifredricks989 3 роки тому +119

      I love Dylan, but he was wrong. That part of the movie is actually really funny and cute.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 3 роки тому +16

      @@Elena0161 i want to hug her everytime I watch this movie!

    • @saureld2448
      @saureld2448 2 роки тому +18

      That made me laughed at loud when I first saw it

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 4 місяці тому +4

      LOL that’s how I feel most of the time with his videos😭I laugh at everything and he’s just roasting the fire out of it all and then I feel dumb

  • @amelieneedle5166
    @amelieneedle5166 5 років тому +3068

    *"gEt yOUr fOot OnTO tHe FUcKInG gRouND"*

    • @robinschaeffer3962
      @robinschaeffer3962 5 років тому +4

      Amelie Needle I was your 666th like.

    • @realmeu2785
      @realmeu2785 5 років тому +39

      get that foot back ON THE GROUND! we talked about this!

    • @kellieaitch4700
      @kellieaitch4700 5 років тому +24

      He is genuinely frustrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @foolwithtoomanynames
      @foolwithtoomanynames 4 роки тому +6

      I love how purely agitated he is it's BOOTYFULL

    • @izzybabegh
      @izzybabegh 4 роки тому +8

      I lost it when he said that!!

  • @zozo4429
    @zozo4429 5 років тому +2050

    "Julie is that your type? Redheads?" Prince William is blonde, Dylan.

    • @pks195
      @pks195 5 років тому +41

      Blond* since we’re talking about a guy 😊

    • @merryberry6576
      @merryberry6576 5 років тому +10

      P. S. How does that work?

    • @ashes3622
      @ashes3622 5 років тому +67

      @@merryberry6576 it's a word rooted in the french language. Blonde= feminine and blond-masculine

    • @ashes3622
      @ashes3622 5 років тому +48

      @@merryberry6576 same goes for fiance/fiancee. fiance=masculine and fiancee=feminine

    • @zozo4429
      @zozo4429 5 років тому +24

      Ashlyn Reinoehl we don’t do that in Britain...

  • @caibenwick
    @caibenwick 5 років тому +679

    Dylan's reaction to the moose joke and Stan Lee cured my depression lmao

    • @janikav123
      @janikav123 5 років тому +9

      same tho. i was having a shitty day and those jokes just made my entire day

  • @celianunn2070
    @celianunn2070 3 роки тому +1004

    One of my favorite lines:
    "He's cute"
    "His boyfriend thinks so too"
    "RIGHT ON!"

  • @teeoginni8257
    @teeoginni8257 5 років тому +3618

    I fully believe Genovia was a real place when I watched the movie and asked my mom if we could go there for summer break

    • @MaeCraft
      @MaeCraft 4 роки тому +156

      And then I found it wasn't and I was so disappointed

    • @tigerbug
      @tigerbug 4 роки тому +48

      Me too!! I was so sad and honestly in denial for a long ass while

    • @KR-xx7cf
      @KR-xx7cf 4 роки тому +76

      It may not be real, but there’s a website completely dedicated Genovia with more info on the royal family, history, culture, etc. It’s really cool, but makes you sad it’s not real

    • @regianesantos659
      @regianesantos659 4 роки тому +26

      There's a genóva in Italy

    • @kathrynandersonmusicallover
      @kathrynandersonmusicallover 4 роки тому +20

      It is a real place just not called genovia! I think it’s between France and Spain

  • @melissaisloud7404
    @melissaisloud7404 5 років тому +2267

    “He looks like the male Anne Hathaway.”-. How did you let a Man Hathaway joke pass you by?

  • @janefehr2028
    @janefehr2028 5 років тому +838

    “A Queen is never late, the others are simply too early” - Julie Andrews
    Such a mood 🙌

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 5 років тому +18

      "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf the Gray

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se 5 років тому

      get out

  • @aura.l.b.2290
    @aura.l.b.2290 4 роки тому +1043

    The only useful thing the maids did was distract Julie Andrews from looking out the window so she wouldn't see Anne Hathaway climbing out the window. Literally the only useful thing they did.

    • @Whalien-kl4nc
      @Whalien-kl4nc 3 роки тому +43

      I actually thought they were pretty funny, but that could be just me.

    • @hypnotisized
      @hypnotisized 3 роки тому +49

      how could you forget taking princess amie to go potty

    • @user-lr5ge5yj1y
      @user-lr5ge5yj1y 2 роки тому +5

      @@Whalien-kl4nc nope, I find them hilarious!

  • @rheapramith
    @rheapramith 5 років тому +1845

    *Dylan progressively losing his sanity for 29 minutes straight*

  • @iateatree6141
    @iateatree6141 5 років тому +1980

    Every company or director should send their movies to Dylan before they release them. Lines will be better, shots will be better, everything will.

    • @erumoicemaxie
      @erumoicemaxie 5 років тому +216

      And every movie will have a murder mystery.

    • @SwiftComoModoDeVida
      @SwiftComoModoDeVida 5 років тому +22

      @@erumoicemaxie hahahahahaha basically.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 років тому +20

      while this movie like he felt wasn't that bad it does have like 30% filler...it really needed to cut some stuff and shots...hes right on the money..would of been shorter but also a better film...it cheapens the movie and makes it worse by extending it 15 minutes with crap

    • @brittbratt101123
      @brittbratt101123 4 роки тому +6

      Maxie Anne and a lesbian love story 😂😂

    • @ridinghorseface5678
      @ridinghorseface5678 4 роки тому +4

      he should just write his own fucking movie

  • @singathatiyo2354
    @singathatiyo2354 5 років тому +4352

    Sooooo... There's this movie called Starstruck...it's a movie...and it's out there...soooo...

    • @Proxima_Centauri22
      @Proxima_Centauri22 5 років тому +94

      Singatha Tiyo omg I want him to watch that

    • @superkay4421
      @superkay4421 5 років тому +121

      OMG PLEASE WATCH STARSTRUCK. ITS MY FAVE

    • @caseysommer5079
      @caseysommer5079 5 років тому +55

      i’m no superman

    • @Aspenashh
      @Aspenashh 5 років тому +13

      Yes

    • @sud5886
      @sud5886 5 років тому +56

      Casey Sommer “I can’t take your hand and take you anywhere you want to gooo”

  • @caitlynbonnyface4011
    @caitlynbonnyface4011 Рік тому +129

    Dylan: AN EARRING??? WHY???
    Also Dylan: now wears a nose ring to gaslight us into thinking he's still 20

  • @janellefonseca6863
    @janellefonseca6863 5 років тому +694

    Dylan: "Every second that you put into your movie needs to have value"
    Also Dylan: *keeps clip of his stomach growling

    • @luiluilu123
      @luiluilu123 5 років тому +19

      I think that was the joke because he put it in immediately after he said that

    • @serranifica
      @serranifica 5 років тому +5

      And that random Cough? What was that all about Dylan?

    • @leonkennedy9650
      @leonkennedy9650 5 років тому

      Please tell him to watch the Final Destination franchise!!

    • @NatiPeltz
      @NatiPeltz 5 років тому +2

      that's the... that's the joke

  • @miche8868
    @miche8868 5 років тому +844

    "joey" was a reference to the first movie when mia asked to call him joey

    • @AllisonWonderland
      @AllisonWonderland 5 років тому +26

      Lmao, he just doesn't actually listen to the dialogue. He can't remember the references from the previous movie probably 'cause he hates it too much... 🤣🤣

  • @inger-marenfjeldheim4910
    @inger-marenfjeldheim4910 4 роки тому +3363

    That moment when Dylan doesn’t know Julie Andrews curses more than a sailor.

    • @jacobfeagin8560
      @jacobfeagin8560 3 роки тому +505

      People cuss like sailors
      Sailors cuss like Julie Andrews

    • @arabellastringer3788
      @arabellastringer3788 3 роки тому +139

      Julie is still a classy and polite lady.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 3 роки тому +64

      Well, British people are known for cussing

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Рік тому +14

      @@arabellastringer3788 that's true! I saw an interview in which she said that she often swore when learning the guitar for the sound of music

  • @Emmy4397_
    @Emmy4397_ 3 роки тому +520

    literally anyone: *breathes near joe*
    Dylan: “he turns around and slits their throats”

  • @emeliemcnally2781
    @emeliemcnally2781 4 роки тому +4371

    I don’t think Dylan noticed that the deadline was changed to thirty days because he was talking to much 😂😂

    • @mariahm9746
      @mariahm9746 3 роки тому +26

      This is a COMMENTARY channel so of course he’s gonna be talking.

    • @tehillahhopkinson9b736
      @tehillahhopkinson9b736 3 роки тому +40

      @@xhenetaqaili642 if you're gonna diss someone, at least learn how to spell.

    • @user-ez1pp7bd9o
      @user-ez1pp7bd9o 2 роки тому +3

      @@xhenetaqaili642 you also misspelled “respecting” that’s more than likely what the person was talking about.

    • @BrainDedPerson
      @BrainDedPerson 2 роки тому +15

      @@xhenetaqaili642 Then don't just watch it tho, not that big deal. Every each of us have our own opinions in our lives or even to the movie we watch. If you think that his jokes are lame then you shouldn't probably watching him. Stop stressing out yourself over someone who doesn't even know you or who won't be able to see your comments.

    • @JJ-mr4vv
      @JJ-mr4vv 2 роки тому +4

      @@xhenetaqaili642 💀Not u being butthurt cuz he's not taking a fucking movie seriously

  • @krissybee123
    @krissybee123 5 років тому +597

    "Have you ever opened a chip bag and half of it is just air?" Yea, Dylan. That's every chip bag ever made.

    • @isabellehughes8743
      @isabellehughes8743 5 років тому +1

      Crisps *

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 5 років тому +6

      @@isabellehughes8743 *Not British or European?

    • @himalui352
      @himalui352 5 років тому +6

      @@Monie71793 we don't even say crisps in europe, that's literally just brits

    • @Ceisimonn
      @Ceisimonn 5 років тому +2

      They need to follow Pringle’s example lol

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому

      conspiracy theory at least they're not full of chips, otherwise they'd be covered in mold. Now you know why there's so much air in them, there's an actual reason

  • @person954
    @person954 4 роки тому +6303

    Can I mention how, in the books, Mia's dad doesn't die, but gets testicle cancer and can't have other kids, so he went to his daughter who he had out of wedlock and told her that she was a princess?

    • @orasolomons
      @orasolomons 4 роки тому +738

      Ngl the books were low-key kind of good

    • @Zelda00Gamer
      @Zelda00Gamer 4 роки тому +1170

      THERE WERE BOOKS?!

    • @rishat3952
      @rishat3952 4 роки тому +440

      Two kinds of people ;)

    • @mac4951
      @mac4951 4 роки тому +38

      Vhatttttt

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 4 роки тому +331

      I tried to read the books. I got through the first, but I couldn’t get into them. And the grandmother was so much colder than in the movies in my experience.

  • @thenameisclassified
    @thenameisclassified 3 роки тому +517

    The fact that he calls her “that’s so raven” when he can just call her raven 😂😂😂

  • @adoptedowl
    @adoptedowl 5 років тому +617

    I love and hate you for this, this is one of my guiltiest pleasures.

  • @maisierandall2959
    @maisierandall2959 5 років тому +1495

    jokes on you: THEY ARE MAKING A 3rd ONE

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 5 років тому +76

      Love Grande Yo I thought you were joking 👀 Then I googled it. I'm intrigued yet slightly concerned.
      I was 15 when the first one came out. I don't know how I feel about a third movie 💀

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 5 років тому +26

      @@eval4495 i started reading the books when I was like 5/6, and I remember there being a time where I got mad that the author kept writing new books. Watching these movie reviews are also a walk down memory lane, and I genuinely hope they don't fuck up the 3rd one too badly. Lol.

    • @KR-xx7cf
      @KR-xx7cf 5 років тому +15

      In the books didn’t she end up with Lily’s brother? I want to see them together again, not the guy who tried to steal her crown

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 5 років тому +10

      @@KR-xx7cf Yeah she does end up with him, or at least from what I remember. I think there was a subplot where she ended up with a guy they tried forcing her to be with because Michael wasn't "good enough" or something dumb, but I think she ultimately ends up w him

    • @kenziii5973
      @kenziii5973 5 років тому +4

      @@flawedsanity i don't think it can get worst than the first two ones

  • @lottiegf
    @lottiegf 5 років тому +435

    I was gonna be so mad if he hated the moose joke. That's my favourite thing about this movie.

    • @Ace-ht9dj
      @Ace-ht9dj 5 років тому +5

      same, I reference it way too much 😂😅

    • @lottiegf
      @lottiegf 5 років тому +1

      @@Ace-ht9dj Honestly same

  • @navya3vedi
    @navya3vedi 2 роки тому +237

    Dylan's ability to notice random people doing nothing, in a crowd of like a hundred people, has me laughing every fucking time..

    • @naturalbby1722
      @naturalbby1722 5 місяців тому +4

      And then misses the key details… he’s too funny

  • @ItsmeRenataa
    @ItsmeRenataa 5 років тому +292

    Dylan’s reaction to Stan Lee’s cameo was priceless 😂😂

  • @muggle4real
    @muggle4real 4 роки тому +2812

    Dylan obsessing that Jo (who's actually a sweetheart) is a hitman is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @racheld1082
    @racheld1082 5 років тому +491

    Dylan just fangirling over Julie Andrews for a full 29 mins 😭❤️

  • @Special_K1003
    @Special_K1003 3 роки тому +345

    How did I not notice that Stan Lee was briefly in this movie? And Dylan’s reaction to it has me dying 😂

  • @kaitlynmunroe1115
    @kaitlynmunroe1115 5 років тому +477

    "Is Pine gonna... pine after Anne?" Oh god, the jokes are especially dry today

  • @mbalizwane2783
    @mbalizwane2783 5 років тому +518

    I think the reason there's so many useless extras is to emphasize how royals never have privacy and are always surrounded by people that don't play an actual role in their lives. I think the royal setting is created by the extras and the feeling of wealth and power by using fancy wardrobe and fancy themes in the background.

  • @twenty-onefalloutsattheche5555
    @twenty-onefalloutsattheche5555 5 років тому +1409

    Dylan: This guy is literally the reason I didn’t wanna watch this movie.
    Also Dylan 5 seconds later: aha I love this guy

  • @CowCowMeows
    @CowCowMeows 4 роки тому +592

    I mean, I don't think the shots were done well, but I think the reason for including people listening in but not participating is to show the lack of privacy in the queen and Mia's life; in fact, in any public figure's life. The shots were probably exaggerated because this movie is technically targeted towards young girls who may not pick up on subtlety.

    • @anastasiai3521
      @anastasiai3521 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly!

    • @jennagouvin5516
      @jennagouvin5516 3 роки тому +21

      I always felt that the shots were to show that the maids know everything

  • @Poopie22
    @Poopie22 5 років тому +491

    Dude: if the 30 day limit expires , the throne is ours!
    Dylan: Omg it's been 9 months!!

    • @Mercedes.666
      @Mercedes.666 5 років тому +53

      and then "so its been 11 months"
      like no Dylan ... honey...they only gave her 1 month
      watch the movie dumbass

    • @turingttested
      @turingttested 5 років тому +8

      in the beginning they gave her one year, then they said she only had 30 days left. that’s one month. one month less than a year is 11 months. it’s been 11 months she has one month left.

    • @hannahz6848
      @hannahz6848 5 років тому +40

      Jeremy Corboy no. It was changed to 30 days right before she slammed the vent shut.

  • @crystalion3378
    @crystalion3378 4 роки тому +1720

    That airport has been edited out of more recent versions. For obvious reasons 🤣

    • @Sink4way
      @Sink4way 4 роки тому +145

      Yeah I was like wait I’ve never seen the airport??

    • @ghosty9104
      @ghosty9104 4 роки тому +21

      That makes sense

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 4 роки тому +56

      I could make a more realistic airport in blender lmao

    • @tatianabennett865
      @tatianabennett865 3 роки тому +27

      I saw it on Disney plus tho it ain’t look that good I laughed so hard even tho it was so late

    • @Sky_h
      @Sky_h 3 роки тому +3

      Why did it get edited out?

  • @Amouna128
    @Amouna128 5 років тому +3320

    Dylan is ruining the idea I once had of my favorite childhood movies
    Great

    • @jordancoleman6123
      @jordancoleman6123 5 років тому +235

      KimAmina I feel like when Dylan talks about directing choices in Disney movies and how obvious and stupid they are he doesn’t remember that their target audience is like 10 year olds😂😂😂😂😭😂😂
      They don’t get subtle cues yet Dylan lmfao

    • @Joelyne37
      @Joelyne37 5 років тому +45

      @@jordancoleman6123 exactly hahaha! like this was my favorite movie when i was like 6! the movie is catered towards children hahaha

    • @leonkennedy9650
      @leonkennedy9650 5 років тому +1

      Please tell him to watch the Final Destination franchise!!

    • @2dmensimp
      @2dmensimp 5 років тому +1

      same 😂😂

  • @bryleighjones7730
    @bryleighjones7730 2 роки тому +114

    I love how he thought Julie Andrews had a hard time saying "shut up". That woman is a legend and can swear like a sailor.

  • @sophietyler4301
    @sophietyler4301 5 років тому +844

    Dylan a couple of months ago: I don’t know fandom names are kinda cringe.
    Dylan’s every video now: WHAT IS UP TROUBLEMAKERS!

  • @wowsu
    @wowsu 5 років тому +3069

    Is Dylan getting paler? I'm worried that soon he'll blend into his background

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 5 років тому +21

      LOL😊

    • @GroveE19
      @GroveE19 5 років тому +75

      that’s wisconsin for ya...just when you think it’s getting semi-nice outside, it reverts back to blustery gloom

    • @rottendahlia
      @rottendahlia 5 років тому +31

      he moved to Cali so he won't be our pale boy anymore

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se 5 років тому +35

      if you squint your eyes its just a white wall

    • @ritikagupta7562
      @ritikagupta7562 5 років тому +7

      He's getting a new background 😂

  • @rustjones385
    @rustjones385 5 років тому +3179

    I just realized that if Nicholas is next in line for the throne he's biologically related to Princess Mia in some way

    • @Lady-Mara
      @Lady-Mara 5 років тому +56

      Ok, and?

    • @laurenwilson9383
      @laurenwilson9383 5 років тому +818

      No, I think they explained he's related from a marriage so not genetically.

    • @abbeygrace9473
      @abbeygrace9473 5 років тому +78

      Bro I was literally just thinking about that!!!!!! Like what????

    • @ashildrtheswift3028
      @ashildrtheswift3028 5 років тому +37

      @@laurenwilson9383 How would that even work?

    • @fiona2075
      @fiona2075 5 років тому +343

      A lot of royal families are actually somewhere related. Their bloodline go back for centuries and most of the past royals are related.

  • @haileymitchell4348
    @haileymitchell4348 3 роки тому +141

    I love how "the hitman" subconsciously became Dylans favorite character 😂😂😂

  • @kiarahall6670
    @kiarahall6670 5 років тому +357

    The “That’s So Raven” references gave me so much life

  • @penelopeabreu4083
    @penelopeabreu4083 5 років тому +774

    I DONT THINK IVE CLICKED FASTER ON A DYLAN NOTIFICATION

  • @michellep6417
    @michellep6417 5 років тому +3456

    I was eating soup when Dylan said:
    “I kissed him and I got wet.”
    Thank you. Thank you Dylan for making me SNORT soup out my nose.

    • @hisoka4671
      @hisoka4671 4 роки тому +65

      Michelle P 😂 I was eating pasta and read your comment and pasta sauce nearly came out of my nose 😂

    • @stormy5110
      @stormy5110 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO

    • @michellep6417
      @michellep6417 3 роки тому +1

      @@jazoldmannnn LOL WHAT ARE U ASKING

    • @jazoldmannnn
      @jazoldmannnn 3 роки тому

      @@michellep6417 😅sorry I thought it was funny because of what he had said 😅😅 I can take it down if it makes you uncomfortable

    • @michellep6417
      @michellep6417 3 роки тому +1

      @@jazoldmannnn no It’s okay, thank you for saying that tho, very kind of you. But no it is funny 😄 *high fives*

  • @silverkyre
    @silverkyre 3 роки тому +87

    His reaction to Chris Pine being the one who is in line and trying to take the throne is I'm sure exactly what the movie hoped for lol

  • @rachelmatherlee612
    @rachelmatherlee612 5 років тому +299

    Dylan, she didn't have a year. They decided to only give her 30 days total to find a husband. Andrew was going to be her partner in an arranged marriage. That is why it seemed like hardly any time passed before he proposed.

  • @miathermopolis3021
    @miathermopolis3021 5 років тому +802

    She had to get married within 30 DAYS! It got changed from 1 year to 30 days. Sooooo the “getting to know each other” montage could have been a day hahaha
    Edit: *(I hate that I know this)*

    • @marleycymon3512
      @marleycymon3512 5 років тому +8

      Just look at your profile pic😂

    • @miathermopolis3021
      @miathermopolis3021 5 років тому

      Marley Cymon Hahahaha oops

    • @dani-jf7ms
      @dani-jf7ms 5 років тому +3

      ohhh okay i thought i was stupid and never realized almost a year had gone by😭

    • @rachelh1720
      @rachelh1720 5 років тому +4

      i think the fact he hated this movie before even watching it made him not pay attention and miss that pretty important detail

  • @therealtragicclown
    @therealtragicclown 5 років тому +558

    Dylan and his obsession with Joe being a hitman😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angelfan2009
      @angelfan2009 4 роки тому +21

      i hope he ended up realizing that Joe wasn't a hitman. He was the queen's security

    • @amarzya445
      @amarzya445 4 роки тому +6

      @@angelfan2009 I mean Joe is definitely a hitman, they just can't show that in a kid's movie ^^

    • @wassup3922
      @wassup3922 4 роки тому

      Nicole Holbrook

  • @combathamster839
    @combathamster839 3 роки тому +128

    Dylan in princess diary “yeah there’s no way I’m doing the second movie”
    Me: *scrolls down* “oh yup there it is”

  • @effiekeph519
    @effiekeph519 5 років тому +338

    "Get your foot ONTO the f*cking ground" MARRY ME

  • @dais3dnconfus3d
    @dais3dnconfus3d 5 років тому +327

    come on, dylan, we've all wanted to mattress surf at least ONCE in our lives

    • @emmadoster
      @emmadoster 5 років тому +2

      a mess™ I did it once because of this movie

    • @isabelah3023
      @isabelah3023 5 років тому +3

      I want to right now

  • @lalalana6444
    @lalalana6444 5 років тому +289

    *Alternative Title:*
    Dylan trying to reference “That’s So Raven” for 29 minutes and 38 seconds.

  • @ThisPixieCreates
    @ThisPixieCreates 4 роки тому +403

    Dylan: "How many times are you going to tell me you directed this movie Gary?"
    Me: Can't stop laughing.
    Also Dylan: Trying really hard to hate the hairdresser until....
    Hairdresser: "You're a cute moose. You make all the boy moose go WHAAA."
    Dylan: "I LOVE THIS GUY!"
    You're awesome Dylan. Thanks for another great video! :)

  • @svdlx
    @svdlx 5 років тому +301

    Dylan wheezing because of the cgi plane , im dying 😂😂

  • @razanhraisha4039
    @razanhraisha4039 5 років тому +2086

    Dylan: I can’t watch the sequel even if this gets 5 million views..
    *video gets 400k views*
    Also Dylan:

  • @marleycymon3512
    @marleycymon3512 5 років тому +736

    OMG YOU DID PRINCESS DIARIES 2. *my crush for you has now deepened*

    • @rosathais
      @rosathais 5 років тому +19

      @Rinji Orihara can't people have crushes anymore?

    • @jasminelobo2495
      @jasminelobo2495 5 років тому +21

      Rinji Orihara it’s just a crush you weirdo

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 5 років тому +21

      @Rinji Orihara it's just a crush dude. can people not have crushes anymore or something?

    • @vashappeninjas
      @vashappeninjas 5 років тому +4

      +40 XP

    • @xSevenDevilsx
      @xSevenDevilsx 5 років тому +13

      Rinji Orihara if having a crush is creepy then i must be a fucking freak.

  • @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347
    @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347 3 роки тому +110

    I can't believe that Julie Andrews still has SO much *grandeur* in her voice! She still sounds so pretty...

  • @brittneybecker3459
    @brittneybecker3459 5 років тому +421

    ROFL I do NOT remember that shitty cgi in the beginning 😂😂

    • @lizycardenas6686
      @lizycardenas6686 5 років тому +7

      Girl same I feel like I would remember. I guess I was clueless as a kid 😂😂

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 5 років тому +17

      i rewatched it like a month ago and didnt notice at all lol but who cares this is the best movie ever made

    • @tdog3753
      @tdog3753 5 років тому +2

      SAME Im dying fam

    • @lexsunsh1ne
      @lexsunsh1ne 5 років тому +2

      you can tell they tried to make it look realistic tho lmao

    • @davidgibbs1188
      @davidgibbs1188 5 років тому

      sAMEEE

  • @uncertainsmile9468
    @uncertainsmile9468 5 років тому +215

    “Is that a mullet ... your vote shouldn’t count.”
    😂😂😂

  • @LuvSlushie
    @LuvSlushie 5 років тому +263

    I love this movie but I have to admit something. After not watching it for a few years, I was shocked to realise how bad the cgi was for the plane landing. It was painfully bad...I was crying with laughter like Dylan man! Can't believe I didn't notice it as a kid! 😂

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 5 років тому +4

      What kid notices that tho?

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 5 років тому +4

      @@tiffanykim2773 I did notice. I was always wondering why that guy looked like a videogame character and then when I watched it in my teens I realized it was because of CGI I just didn't know that at the time.

    • @kaytho5830
      @kaytho5830 5 років тому +6

      As a kid I thought Genovia was a real place so of course that plane went COMPLETELY over my head 💀

  • @idudagaf
    @idudagaf 3 роки тому +89

    I love this movie, actually both Princess Diaries. They give me a nostalgic feeling i can't really explain. I watched when i was just a kid and was in absolute love with everything in it, it was so original and quirky back in the day when it came out, just like a whole new concept.
    Yeah, watching nowadays as a grown adult it isn't the same as watching it as a 5yo, it's not as funny, you can see its full of comic relief and whatnot, but i still love it because it reminds me of innocent easier days.
    This movies delivers exactly what it offers, and i love it.
    (And Chris Pine, Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews, sign me tf up. Iconic)
    (Joe is a hitman 100%)

  • @missdeer9554
    @missdeer9554 5 років тому +911

    The point was to SHOW that with the Royal family their is NO PRIVATE moments. They are constantly listned to, spyed on and so on. The Help KNOWS.

  • @fa_sollasido
    @fa_sollasido 5 років тому +387

    No Dylan, THEY ONLY HAD 30 DAYS TO GET MARRIED!

    • @MarinaElisabeth
      @MarinaElisabeth 5 років тому +15

      If I'm not mistaken, the Queen had asked for a year for Mia to find someone and get married and then the judge person was like "nope, 30 days". So the Mia-guy courtship happened in the span of maybe 20 days (if you account for a few days until he was picked and contacted and some at the end for the actual wedding planning)

  • @OneXaKo
    @OneXaKo 5 років тому +386

    still wondering how can Dylan shit on one of the greatest movies of all time

    • @feliciaohlsen3837
      @feliciaohlsen3837 5 років тому +12

      Davidas Davida exactly. One of the greatest movies of all time xD

    • @SuperSinister55
      @SuperSinister55 5 років тому

      Did you even watch this video? Lmao

    • @OneXaKo
      @OneXaKo 5 років тому +8

      @Davidas Davida I obviously didn't mean it is Oscar worthy, it's just one of the best chick flicks lol

    • @OneXaKo
      @OneXaKo 5 років тому +1

      @@SuperSinister55 I commented that two hours before you, at the beginning of this video and I was talking about the first movie of the franchise😊

    • @monoculares
      @monoculares 5 років тому +3

      Fr, he has no respect for cinema history

  • @batoulelzein1269
    @batoulelzein1269 4 роки тому +63

    Dylan getting angry at the stylist guy for making him laugh is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, there are tears in my eyes and my sides hurt from laughing so hard. I'm the type of person to laugh without making any sound, imagine that pain.

  • @sassycattie
    @sassycattie 5 років тому +187

    The point of the shots where people were listening in, was to give off the air that no matter who you talk to or what you say, there is no privacy or confidence. And the goat/cat shots were to give you an idea of awkwardness, because they were both fighting for a marriage that had no spark, it was to provoke the silliness of them trying to kiss passionately

    • @AllisonWonderland
      @AllisonWonderland 5 років тому +14

      Thank you!! Literally what I wanted to say. Gary Marshall is a legend, and definitely knew what he was doing! His movies are meant to be cute and charming in their randomness. 😊☺️

  • @paulam9743
    @paulam9743 5 років тому +935

    “I’m entertained but also angry” sums up about every hate watch dylan has ever done on this channel 😂😂

  • @nightwhelmed
    @nightwhelmed 5 років тому +786

    14:32 "I kissed him and I got wet" I laughed harder than I probably should've.

    • @adrienne2838
      @adrienne2838 5 років тому +5

      i saw it coming and I still laughed so hard 😂😂😂

    • @leonkennedy9650
      @leonkennedy9650 5 років тому +4

      Please tell him to watch the Final Destination franchise!!

    • @bahrr55
      @bahrr55 5 років тому +1

      Still laughing at it 😂

    • @alice-in-wonderland5900
      @alice-in-wonderland5900 5 років тому +4

      “Long story short, I met Chris Pine and he made me wet”
      - Hyper FanGirl from nostalgia critic

  • @itsbrittfutch9396
    @itsbrittfutch9396 3 роки тому +71

    “Go talk to Raven. See what the future holds.” 😂

  • @viv4124
    @viv4124 5 років тому +265

    "Princess Diaries 3 - Anne Hathaway Against the Church" Actually Killed Me Lmfao

    • @bifa5414
      @bifa5414 5 років тому +1

      Maybe he gotit right, after all during first movie he was able to figure out second movie. xD

  • @rochellefrechette2792
    @rochellefrechette2792 4 роки тому +2377

    "If Kpop stars were Caucasian."
    Me: ... He was singing in Mandarin but yes....

    • @beerroots3619
      @beerroots3619 4 роки тому +70

      Lmaoo I was looking for this comment

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 роки тому +32

      i feel like i recognize the song he was singing but i can't put my finger on it

    • @georgecooper9766
      @georgecooper9766 4 роки тому +31

      @@abbie_joan it was the song from the end of the first movie~

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 4 роки тому +33

      It's miracles happens by myra, song from the first movie. 2 of my siblings never realized it, while me and my brother were just sitting there like "dude.....we've seen this movie like 6 times now and you're JUST NOW getting it?"

    • @MA-yc7pz
      @MA-yc7pz 3 роки тому +5

      The 1st was better to me XD

  • @shroomhead1213
    @shroomhead1213 5 років тому +252

    Julia Andrews: Shut. UP.
    Dylan: shes such a classy actress she struggles to say say her line.
    Me: ...have you seen any of her films that are not Disney? She's a SAVAGE 😂🤣 I love her so much lol

    • @Sicchan89Sui
      @Sicchan89Sui 5 років тому +12

      Plus, that scene is an obvious callback to tge first movie, the schene when Julie Andrews reveals to Mia that she is a princess. ^^

    • @Brooque613
      @Brooque613 5 років тому +4

      Julie has also admitted in interviews that she curses like a sailor all the time. lol

  • @jopo4457
    @jopo4457 4 роки тому +201

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that the second the character Paulo comes in scene he hates him, then goes to loving him in 5 seconds.

  • @brett8460
    @brett8460 5 років тому +322

    15:17 That was a reference to the first movie when Joe first met Mia and she asked if she could call him "Joey" and he said, "No, just Joe."

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 роки тому +2

      yeah but it was a terrible call back and didn't really work well with the scene presented

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 років тому +190

    "There's the hitman!"
    I love the TCU (Troublemakers Cinematic Universe)!

    • @Kaaaaaaafire17
      @Kaaaaaaafire17 5 років тому +10

      Crick1952
      the TCU needs to be a real thing. DYLAN NEEDS TO MAKE A MOVIE.

  • @DramaticallyCreative
    @DramaticallyCreative 5 років тому +125

    Soo..you remember Paulo but not the context of why Joe asked Mia if she wanted to call him Joey from the first movie??
    "You can call me Joe."
    "Joey? Hahaha"
    "Hahaha no Joe."

  • @maliedelgado2658
    @maliedelgado2658 3 роки тому +189

    I love the fact that he cringes and rolls his eyes at every cliche, romantic scene but me, being a total romantic, would swoon if the man I loved told me that shit HAHAHAHA.....

    • @mariagiseladelgado8831
      @mariagiseladelgado8831 3 роки тому +10

      I saw your last name and thought I stumbled upon my own comment lmaooo

  • @kaitdid1992
    @kaitdid1992 5 років тому +473

    Dylan being a dad everytime she lifts her foot. lol

  • @natalietaylor8390
    @natalietaylor8390 5 років тому +340

    Dylan she only had 30 days to get married! Lol get it together!

    • @margaritabambach6414
      @margaritabambach6414 5 років тому +7

      Natalie Taylor haha he got it so wrong

    • @lanileblanc5005
      @lanileblanc5005 5 років тому +21

      because he talked over the part where the dude screamed "30 DAYS!"

    • @jacquelinedao9975
      @jacquelinedao9975 5 років тому +13

      @@lanileblanc5005 he thought it was a whole year and that she currently had 30 days left so thats why he thought it was a span of 11 months lmaooo

    • @CamilleonProductions
      @CamilleonProductions 5 років тому +15

      That's what he gets for talking over important dialogue...

  • @josephhernandez6590
    @josephhernandez6590 5 років тому +146

    “Can you photoshop this any harder?”
    *DON’T TEMPT THEM*

  • @annieberardino8732
    @annieberardino8732 4 роки тому +96

    How did I not notice how bad the cgi was for that airport scene??? Oh god