Never realised how fucking chaotic Jake was. He just follows them everywhere and fells in love really quickly and really obsessively. Like dude you alright?
@@Daedalus33 I dunno about schools today... but I remember learning cursive as early as first grade. That being said, I never actually used it unless it was required and my handwriting still looks like a two year old's attempt at writing in cursive. The only letters you can actually make out of my signature are the K and the H. My mother came up the joke that I was obviously born to be an MD because I've perfected the art of completely illegible hand writting. It seems to a prerequisite for all prescribers... along with chronically cold hands.
It took me like 15 years and becoming a full ass adult to realize how nice Anna's parents were to give her their garage space for band practice. I live in Canada- there is no way you are taking my garage away from me, go practice in the snow.
When dylan realized that one tree hill was bonding weirdly with Lindsey's mom it was slow and the horror on his face came over his face and it was hilarious
Freaky Friday: "The fiancé murdered her dad!" Lemonade Mouth: "Her dad murdered her mom!" A Cinderella Story: "The stepmother murdered her dad!" There's definitely a running theme in your movie theories, Dylan.. I love it though 😂
Henry VII killed Anne Boleyn in 'The Other Boleyn Girl' and basically disinherited their daughter Elizabeth (though she became Queen in the end). And this was after throwing out his first wife of 20 years, Catherin of Aragon and disinheriting their only surviving child Mary (who again later became Queen) @@EthalaRide
I was looking for a new netflix series to binge watch but then I came across this channel and now I'm binge watching the movie commentary monday videos instead hahahah.
i think he misses the point about the step dad accepting an older lady with 2 kids and wanting to bond with them..thats pretty cool..shes not overly sappy cause at that age who is honestly....even when she says just tell him i love him and be as kind as possible it sounds so flat cause at that age you don't really get married for those reasons...life has beaten you down so much you do it for security and normalcy lets be real..there is not a lot of sex going on
@@razkable this sounds like a very subjective, personal interpretation lol. I'm pretty sure older people can and do marry for love, esp if they're healthy-minded and grounded. and "accepting an older lady with kids" makes him a stand-up guy?? like yeah not everyone wants to be a (step)parent so that's a plus but you've set the bar quite low. why would she date someone who doesn't want that? not to mention he is the same age as the mom, if not a bit older. idk, you make it sound like because you experience that, it must be true for everyone and that the mom is only marrying for stability and doomed to a loveless marriage, even when we are clearly shown that both love/respect each other. like.. middle-aged people obviously still have feelings and the propensity for deeper relationships even if it's not the same as naive, hormone-driven puppy-love. he is boring but that's because of the iffy writing. if Dylan missed a point, it'd be that the movie's not about the dad and the audience sees him through the eyes of both characters, though primarily Anna who is not a fan and distant to begin with, who gets to see a different side of him in her mom's body as the movie progresses if only for short periods. also, some people are just boring tbh and this actor is consistently wooden in most of his work.
I kinda hate how he thinks everything is a joke and tries to predict what happens..really?...I hate those types of people..just watch the film and let it play out
Asmosis Jones But then this wouldn’t be a movie commentary, if he was just to let it play out these videos wouldn’t have any purpose and you could just go watch the actual movie.
When I was a kid I thought the bald teacher with glasses was the same guy as the bald guy with glasses that sees the mom for therapy, and I have no idea why..
i love how the dad was THAT boring that Dylan had to go make up a whole backstory just to make him seem interesting wow edit: wait no why did this get so many likes what?
I was going to like the comment until I realized how cringe it was, updating on your famous liked comments era. Who gives a fuck about that ? Oh yes, people pleaser with low self-esteem. Sorry to trigger you but maybe it's time to wake up and be better.
The extra you were talking about is actually just the same person every time in nearly every teenage movie. It became like an easter egg. Also he is about... 40 years old by now and still acting as an “teenage“ extra :D
The background actor he’s talking about is Jesse Heimam, often considered the most famous movie extra in Hollywood. He’s appeared in 100s of movies and TV shows, especially comedies and can be seen in many similar films and shows of the era. He often plays teen and nerdy extras
The disney version was pretty bad but the brodway musical is legit really good. Just one day, Parent's lie, Someone has got to take the blame, Bring my baby home etc etc. Heck, Oh Biology is very catchy (if not very weird and inappropriate). I think that disney kinda butchered it and took out some of the best songs but all in all Freaky Friday the musical is not bad--especially if you take out oh biology and women & sandwiches (sincerely, a dumb musical fanatic)
I feel like too many people forget his little arc in Gilmore Girls as Tristan. If One Tree Hill hadn’t come about, it would have been interesting to see how Tristan’s storyline panned out because I had honestly started to like him. Damn.
Sometimes I feel like Dylan is from an alternative universe. I'm just like their is no way he hasn't seen any of these movies. Like he came down from whatever planet he is from to watch and react to movies. Then be like "humans are weird". I still love him though and his awesome videos.
kiddo it's cause all these children's movies are from a gen z childhood so you (i'm guessing from gen z) and all ur friends know them but why would a millennial watch them if he's too old
@@dawn3989 no these movies were targeted at the later end of Millennials. My nieces were born in the early to mid 90's and would watch the parent trap and freaky friday and teenage drama queen all the time. gen z was too young for these
The girl: Aren't you like the maid of horror? Me: *stupidly smiles*¨ Dylan: -Trying to figure out who thought that joke would be funny- Me: *stops smiling* yeah... not funny at all
Half tree hill actually liked Anna for her personality tho. He was attracted to her early on and then liked her personality too, then when her mom got in her body he didnt like her anymore cz she was a whole different person. And then he liked the mom cz well it was Anna's personality, and then he liked Anna back when she was in her own body. Weird but atleast we know he is a personality kinda guy.
Thank you god. I was looking for the comment or a comment like this yet are are the first one I found. I thought it was sweet he was into Anna because of her personality not her body
1:45 actually, our mouths ARE shaped differently based on the language we speak. Our entire faces are. It’s like when you play an instrument and your fingers and spine and your muscles develop in a way that helps you play, or when dancers bodies develop according to what kind of dance they practice. How somebody who swims is built differently than a person who runs. Every language is very unique in the way it’s pronounced, and certain accents use some parts of your mouth and face more than others. For example the R sounds in Spanish and how people who speak that language as a mother tongue have an easy time rolling their tongues. The language you speak can and will shape your muscles and bone structure in your mouth and in your face. It’s very subtle but it’s there.
that extra kid is like one of the biggest extras in hollywood hes in like everything thats why you see him all the time its his thing to be in movies just in the background of everything
11:18 Yeah, that dude really is in everything ever. I saw something about him on TV once where they addressed this. I think he even gave an interview. They called him "the most famous Hollywood extra".
I love how Dylan always changes my perspective on movies. I always thought like "aww he really likes her for her personallity" now I'm like "DUDE HOW CAN SHE DATE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAD A THING FOR HER MOM? GROSS"
I know about a guy who fell in love with and got engaged to a girl but then she was killed for her beliefs (she was part of a non-violent resistance movement in Nazi Germany) and he ended up marrying one of her sisters. Apparently they were both very happy. I guess some people can work that sort of stuff out, some people can't.
I always thought it was weird, but that he like recognizes her personality in her mom so that's why he went after her. But he really needs to calm down and go slower lol
Rewatching Dylan’s old videos is so cool and you can really see the progress in his commentary as well as his jokes. Also got a nose ring and two statues as friends.
Same. They're my comfort videos for when I just want to smile and laugh at stupid jokes and have a good time. 💜 Dylan's a cool mix of interesting film knowledge, a down-to-earth personality, and a good sense of humor.
You know the kid is like in second or third grade. The fact he could write without mistakes is amazing in itself. As an older sister who has younger brothers and forced to read their papers, that kid is amazing in English.
I got one of ur vids recommend to me a week or two ago and I’ve already watched almost all your vids!! I’ve already told all my friends about you!! Your hilarious and I love you!!
I guess this was just an extreme way to know that Jake genuinely liked Anna for her personality lol
Ya
yes of course for sure definitely
Yeah, but the fact that Jake is calm despite the fact that he felt feelings for her mother...just, I cant get over it AHAHAHAH
If anna and jake got married that would be one hell of an awkward family reunion lol
@@iliketosing67 i think at the end he realize doesn't he ? because he say something like i don't know what happen but... whatever the speech was
Never realised how fucking chaotic Jake was. He just follows them everywhere and fells in love really quickly and really obsessively. Like dude you alright?
Why does Anna like him
@@razkable cause he is cute
And a "bad boy" and a lot of teens are attracted to that
Puberty is one hell of a drug
Yeah. I’m 26 and I just got out of a relationship very quickly when it turned out like that early on. Not a healthy sign.
Jake has big feelings
What killed me in the little brother’s paper was that he started the next paragraph with “she doesn’t like me very much”
Ikr ah my heart
the whole thing made me cry so hard 😭😭😭
Tru siblings nvr like each other, they love and hate each other
Me my entire childhood fr
Plot twist: Jake is only dating Anna now because he wants to be closer to her mom because now he’s obsessed
lol 😂
I’m in love with Stacys mom, Anna addition
lol 😂
“I’m in love with Anna’s mom”
😭😭😭😭😭
This is where the series “YOU” began😂
Calling actors by their main TV shows instead of their actual names 🤣
I will NEVER tire of this! Especially him calling Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill
@@Concert16 best one lol
Power move
Me
@Michael Conticchio lol
“Stupid paper, he’s good in English?” Dylan he’s in like kindergarten
And it was titled "why my sister is the greatest" and he thought it said sweetest 😂
Thank you! Give the kid a break. 😔
Forreal, kid wrote in perfect cursive too
Kindergarten?? He is like in the first or second grade
@@Daedalus33 I dunno about schools today... but I remember learning cursive as early as first grade. That being said, I never actually used it unless it was required and my handwriting still looks like a two year old's attempt at writing in cursive. The only letters you can actually make out of my signature are the K and the H. My mother came up the joke that I was obviously born to be an MD because I've perfected the art of completely illegible hand writting. It seems to a prerequisite for all prescribers... along with chronically cold hands.
I love how he keeps calling the dude "One Tree Hill"
Had me dyyyying😂😂😂
No chill hill 😂
i love how you call him “the dude” when he’s Chad Michael Murray 😕 say it with me, Chad Michael Murray 🙂
@@alexisw8127 👀👃👀
@@alexisw8127 I know him as Tristan from Gilmore Girls
Fun fact: Jamie Lee Curtis was actually playing for the band scene
Alyssa Giron what really?? That’s awesome!
That’s so cool
Pretty sure I saw a video a long time ago and it was Lindsey learning how to play guitar for the role
That’s the best thing ever
Love her
*"he's not even a full tree hill, he's a half tree hill"*
IM DEAD AHHHHHHHH
Missed opportunity to say "One Seed Hill."
OH MY GOD SAMEEE
I had to pause it to literally choke on my laughter and then check to see if this comment existed already omfgggg GOLD
1/2 sapling pile
I know so 😂😂😂😂
This dude One Tree Hill is like the Noah Centineo of the 90s he is in everything remotely romantic
OH MY GOD! You are SO right ;))
Does that make Alex Pettyfer the Noah Centimeter of the early 2000s?
Nah, Chads way more iconic than Noah. Give Noah a few more years and then we'll see😂
His dad was a scammer too?
What? cat silencer in Machete (2010) at 0:30
“Is that One Tree Hill?”
“NCIS is here!”
I love how Dylan calls them by the shows they were on 😂😂
Gibsssss
don't forget, True Lies 😂
Yesss!!! 😂
ThT was me when I saw Gibbs and I don’t even like ncis
Petition to get Dylan yo react to One Tree Hill's arc in Riverdale
That guy is actually known for being a career extra. I think he holds the record for being an extra in the most movies.
Wow ur right! He’s called Jesse Heiman, i just looked it up lol
Yesss omg I remember he was in 10 things I hate about you as well!
Was looking for that comment 👍
He’s the dude that got to make out with the model on that go daddy commercial, lmao.
Dylan: He’s good in English? Coz this is pretty bad writing
Also Dylan: reads “why my sister is the greatest” as “why my sister is the sweetest”
*I THOUGHT IT SAID THE SWEATIEST* 😳
lmaooo and reads "anna" as "emma"
He has great cursive handwriting for a 8 year old or however old she is
“This is bad writing” says the man who can’t read cursive😂 (no shade, cursive is basically obsolete anyway)
This video was just Dylan not being able to read cursive and roasting the paper because he wasn’t reading it right 😂
Dylan roasting an 8 year olds writing is such a mood
Shayan I literally had to pause the video and say out loud “he’s like 10 Dylan”
@@jasminearmadillo6388 He is actually 7, not 8 or 10! 🙄
@@lucylocket4740 shut
@@lucylocket4740 simmer down sassy pants
@@lauren.r29 Harry Coleman in Freaky Friday is actually seven years old! 😊
Fun fact: that guitar solo was actually jaime lee curtis herself so, she literally killed it playing the actual guitar for the performance.
How did I just found out about this????!!! 😱😱😱👏👏👏
WOW REALLY?? idk that she knew how to play, that was awesome
yea the drummer of the band in the movie taught Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis how to play the song they perform for the movie
Wow😲
I don't think she's actually playing the music we hear but she did learn to place her fingers correctly when on screen...
It took me like 15 years and becoming a full ass adult to realize how nice Anna's parents were to give her their garage space for band practice. I live in Canada- there is no way you are taking my garage away from me, go practice in the snow.
Exactly. She really cared about her daughter
@@TheStepmonkey the only thing was taking her door away
When dylan realized that one tree hill was bonding weirdly with Lindsey's mom it was slow and the horror on his face came over his face and it was hilarious
why has this no replies?
Lol IKR
He’s a half Tree Hill
Freaky Friday: "The fiancé murdered her dad!"
Lemonade Mouth: "Her dad murdered her mom!"
A Cinderella Story: "The stepmother murdered her dad!"
There's definitely a running theme in your movie theories, Dylan.. I love it though 😂
Stephanie Murphy stepmom prob did murder her dad though in Cinderella story
Isn't the Chad Michael Murray in both A Cinderella Story and Freaky Friday?
We gotta recommend a movie where one parent really did kill the other
Henry VII killed Anne Boleyn in 'The Other Boleyn Girl' and basically disinherited their daughter Elizabeth (though she became Queen in the end). And this was after throwing out his first wife of 20 years, Catherin of Aragon and disinheriting their only surviving child Mary (who again later became Queen) @@EthalaRide
they're all disney movies as well lmao
I was looking for a new netflix series to binge watch but then I came across this channel and now I'm binge watching the movie commentary monday videos instead hahahah.
Sidni same except I just kinda watched one video of his and I haven’t been able to stop.
Same here, just binge watching all Dylan's videos :D l love him and this channel
I recommend watching his Love Island and Bad Boy's Girl series! He makes them so hilarious and entertaining omg
Same
same here 😂
Literally calls the most normal, sane person in this entire show 'boring' lmao
also its a movie not a show lol
i think he misses the point about the step dad accepting an older lady with 2 kids and wanting to bond with them..thats pretty cool..shes not overly sappy cause at that age who is honestly....even when she says just tell him i love him and be as kind as possible it sounds so flat cause at that age you don't really get married for those reasons...life has beaten you down so much you do it for security and normalcy lets be real..there is not a lot of sex going on
@@razkable this sounds like a very subjective, personal interpretation lol. I'm pretty sure older people can and do marry for love, esp if they're healthy-minded and grounded. and "accepting an older lady with kids" makes him a stand-up guy?? like yeah not everyone wants to be a (step)parent so that's a plus but you've set the bar quite low. why would she date someone who doesn't want that? not to mention he is the same age as the mom, if not a bit older.
idk, you make it sound like because you experience that, it must be true for everyone and that the mom is only marrying for stability and doomed to a loveless marriage, even when we are clearly shown that both love/respect each other. like.. middle-aged people obviously still have feelings and the propensity for deeper relationships even if it's not the same as naive, hormone-driven puppy-love.
he is boring but that's because of the iffy writing. if Dylan missed a point, it'd be that the movie's not about the dad and the audience sees him through the eyes of both characters, though primarily Anna who is not a fan and distant to begin with, who gets to see a different side of him in her mom's body as the movie progresses if only for short periods. also, some people are just boring tbh and this actor is consistently wooden in most of his work.
Yeah, that's boring 💀
@@washedblue the new husband is never going to replace the dad...
Watch movies < watch this dude watch movies.
YEP
I kinda hate how he thinks everything is a joke and tries to predict what happens..really?...I hate those types of people..just watch the film and let it play out
Asmosis Jones But then this wouldn’t be a movie commentary, if he was just to let it play out these videos wouldn’t have any purpose and you could just go watch the actual movie.
Asmosis Jones why are you watching movie commentary if you don’t want to hear his commentary
it makes it less lonely to watch movies alone
I like how as a kid I thought they actually switched places instead of... acting like they did
Is that Yuri Plisetsky?
Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan were amazing in the movie. They were totally believable in the place of the other
When I was a kid I thought the bald teacher with glasses was the same guy as the bald guy with glasses that sees the mom for therapy, and I have no idea why..
@@mimistardust3915
Same here to be honest 🤣
And I thought Tess apologised for Anna’s behaviour
I also thought they really swapped bodies
i love how the dad was THAT boring that Dylan had to go make up a whole backstory just to make him seem interesting wow
edit: wait no why did this get so many likes what?
I have seen the same comment in three of his videos
Oooooo come on
ishani chaudhuri lmao sorry bud I didn’t know that, chill out🤷♀️
But wheres the movie with the murder plot where the new husband killed him?
I was going to like the comment until I realized how cringe it was, updating on your famous liked comments era. Who gives a fuck about that ? Oh yes, people pleaser with low self-esteem. Sorry to trigger you but maybe it's time to wake up and be better.
Can we just talk about how great the little boys cursive was?!?
No kortney we can’t.
@@mandymoo4098 We can Mandy. We can.
@@raven-chan2071 we can not
@@mandymoo4098we can
@@raven-chan2071we can’t raven, we can’t.
Wait! I just realized this movie has the same mean girl and the same heart throb as A Cinderella Story
ellie I've always realized that. Ironic since Lindsay and Hilary were rivals in real life.
@@briannabrickey444 Okay I'm not lied me talks about That's how you dylan 's cat is turned into a Burst & burning at 0:30
ellie, and same director of mean girls, too
In the early 2000s the same actors were in *everything* then all of a sudden disappear lol
Well slap me silly, it was. They were the perfect caricatures.
"What is this conflict with Stacy-"
She's a b***ch 😂😂😂
Careful with your nails you just painted them! - this is why Dylan is amazing
I'm painting my nails while watching this
I keep forgetting this all happened in one day
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN ONE DAY
Still not as weird as what dylan said at 25:19 without context
They could've had a week outta this and it'd stay the same just more realistic timing 😂
The mom montage makes it feel like days, makeovers, tv appearances, full day job are not doable in a day
i didn’t clock that till reading this comment lmao
"He's not a full tree hill, he's a half tree hill" I'm deceased.
no u aren’t
The extra you were talking about is actually just the same person every time in nearly every teenage movie. It became like an easter egg. Also he is about... 40 years old by now and still acting as an “teenage“ extra :D
Wait is this true???
What's he's name?
Pablo Lima Jesse heiman
I was gonna like this but you have 666 likes and I can’t ruin that
thats gonna be me when i’m older
The “”I don’t wanna have kids just Incase they turn out like Lindsay Lohan”” sent me
Sent you where?
@@bluegoose7832 to the ranch
@@bluegoose7832 to the toilet cause my poop was as hard as my laugh
@@shireenrazak7160 girl I made this comment three months ago,give me a break
Well Lindsay is doing great these past few years
The background actor he’s talking about is Jesse Heimam, often considered the most famous movie extra in Hollywood. He’s appeared in 100s of movies and TV shows, especially comedies and can be seen in many similar films and shows of the era. He often plays teen and nerdy extras
Why is nobody talking about the editing when Ryan says "I saw you straddling a guy on the back of a big black *bleeep*" lmfao
Jesse I’ve been looking for this comment lmao
Jesse truly the funniest part of this whole video
Caught me so off guard. I had to pause the video
🤣
i had to pause the video cuz i was laughing so hard lol
“He’s not even a full tree hill. He’s a half tree hill!”
Almost spit out my water. WHY. WOW. I’m so easy to entertain.
It's his delivery. He says these things in such a funny, confident way.
How are you whiter than both your wall and your...t-shirtleneck?
Buffy Summers god karen
T-SHIRTLENECK
*t-shirtleneck*
I was trying to find the word. I did with t shirtleneck lmaoo
T-shirtleneck I’m fucking dead
movie: *has like 1 song in it* Dylan: ITS A MUSICAL!
2:42 because of this scene, my mom yells “make good choices” whenever she drops me off anywhere
*hufflepuffs are particularly good finders* lmao my mom does the same thing 😂
I say that to my mum when she leaves for work
*What the hell is a hufflepuff?*
@@jasontoddsleftthigh5378 harry potter
Reesee Whitfield It’s A Very Potter Musical reference
at least its not as bad as the new remake where the mom (in her daughters body) likes her daughters crush
I’m sorry, in the WHAT?!
Nd the bway musical- one of the lyrics is literally why can’t my grown up brain control my teenage parts
The disney version was pretty bad but the brodway musical is legit really good. Just one day, Parent's lie, Someone has got to take the blame, Bring my baby home etc etc. Heck, Oh Biology is very catchy (if not very weird and inappropriate). I think that disney kinda butchered it and took out some of the best songs but all in all Freaky Friday the musical is not bad--especially if you take out oh biology and women & sandwiches (sincerely, a dumb musical fanatic)
Technically it's understandable, attraction is based on the body
This remake was actually good. I usually can't stand remakes.
Every time Dylan sees Chad Murray in a movie he calls him One Tree Hill and I die every time 😂😂
I feel like too many people forget his little arc in Gilmore Girls as Tristan. If One Tree Hill hadn’t come about, it would have been interesting to see how Tristan’s storyline panned out because I had honestly started to like him. Damn.
@@samanthat575 same
"I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex"
Like... She's gay?
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Mum Anna says Queer Rights 😂🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
That's what I said!
23:53 I love the editing
"We lost a father, husband" "And everybody could see that I was happy again."
SAMEEE 😭
💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Sometimes I feel like Dylan is from an alternative universe. I'm just like their is no way he hasn't seen any of these movies. Like he came down from whatever planet he is from to watch and react to movies. Then be like "humans are weird".
I still love him though and his awesome videos.
you think he's bad, you should watch Tamara's Never Seen
kiddo it's cause all these children's movies are from a gen z childhood so you (i'm guessing from gen z) and all ur friends know them but why would a millennial watch them if he's too old
@@dawn3989 no these movies were targeted at the later end of Millennials. My nieces were born in the early to mid 90's and would watch the parent trap and freaky friday and teenage drama queen all the time. gen z was too young for these
dawn a lot of these movies (other than maybe lemonade mouth) were definitely for millenials, lol.
I'm 25, I've never seen this and never even heard of Lemonade Mouth before Dylans video on it.
*kid doesnt freak out about mom being dead*
"He's so emotionally strong."..or lack thereof
The girl: Aren't you like the maid of horror?
Me: *stupidly smiles*¨
Dylan: -Trying to figure out who thought that joke would be funny-
Me: *stops smiling* yeah... not funny at all
It was funny.
It was so out of nowhere and stupid that it was funny
"He's not even a full tree hill. He's a half a tree hill"
I was dyinggg
hahahahahaha yeah same
Is that One Tree Hill?
Me: No that's Tristan from Gilmore Girls
hahahahaha me😂😂
@@user-rk8wk8qx8f no way
Exactly
Omg😂
“is that one tree hill? one tree hill with long hair? what are you doing here?”
im dying i cant😂🤣
Growing up I didn’t realize how creepy it was that Jake kept showing up everywhere, but you pointing it out is just so hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is. 😂
I saw this movie a long time ago and never realized how much of a creep “half tree hill?” is.
Remus Lupin not yet he isn’t
“is that one tree hill?” LMAOOO
I knew he was going to say that haha
I swear that blonde guy is in like every early 2000s teen rom com
...are you referring to Chad Michael Murray as "that blonde guy" lmao
"that blonde guy" how dare you disrespect chad michael murray like that
He is just everything
Martina Poblete not in this movie actually One Tree Hill is his only good performance
Rebecca Duncan is that why he never got major roles after One Tree Hill?
I love how they showed younger siblings get bullied by us older siblings but they still talk amazing things about us
we don't actually lol
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Dylan: “IS THAT ONE TREE HILL”
boy why you so obsessed with imagining murder conspiracies in these movies 😂
Half tree hill actually liked Anna for her personality tho. He was attracted to her early on and then liked her personality too, then when her mom got in her body he didnt like her anymore cz she was a whole different person. And then he liked the mom cz well it was Anna's personality, and then he liked Anna back when she was in her own body. Weird but atleast we know he is a personality kinda guy.
Thank you god. I was looking for the comment or a comment like this yet are are the first one I found. I thought it was sweet he was into Anna because of her personality not her body
No one:
Literally no one:
No one goddammed soul:
Dylan: *making up murder conspiracies on disney movies*
This was a Disney movie?
@@xoxoskywalker1976 yeah, a Disney Channel movie
@@fernandavaldes1103 oh wow. Makes sense, Disney channel wasn’t horrific back when it was made.
Kinda sad we weren't greeted as "troublemakers" 😔
"Confession of a Teenage Drama Queen." stars Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox.
Get on it dylan!!!
Savina Carr yes!!!!
OMG YESSSSSSS
Whoa I vaguely remember that movie- Megan Fox is in it though?! I totally forgot :o
1:45 actually, our mouths ARE shaped differently based on the language we speak. Our entire faces are.
It’s like when you play an instrument and your fingers and spine and your muscles develop in a way that helps you play, or when dancers bodies develop according to what kind of dance they practice. How somebody who swims is built differently than a person who runs.
Every language is very unique in the way it’s pronounced, and certain accents use some parts of your mouth and face more than others. For example the R sounds in Spanish and how people who speak that language as a mother tongue have an easy time rolling their tongues.
The language you speak can and will shape your muscles and bone structure in your mouth and in your face.
It’s very subtle but it’s there.
Explains why I suck at running but I'm a great swimmer lmaoooo just literally built different
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so what about bilingual people such as myself? i speak spanish and english and id say both are my first language cause i grew up around both
*Hears lindays band play*
Dylan: theyre not very good
wow dylan all those disney musicals really lifted your standards
Steph haha ikr
Dylan is always trying to find a murderous plot in movies
I love it.
Do The Parent Trap! Used to be my favorite movie as a kid
Or 17 Again!
he literally said in the end that he's going to
The Lindsay Lohan version is very good, but the mom in the Haley's Mills one is so fucking petty. I adore her and wish I could be her
why is no one talking about the saddest line in the essay "She doesn't like me..."
that extra kid is like one of the biggest extras in hollywood hes in like everything thats why you see him all the time its his thing to be in movies just in the background of everything
What's his name?
@@ithit8542 Jesse Heiman
@@shauntelrenee9197 you're an actual darling 💛
@@ithit8542 No problem!! 💙💚💛❤💜🧡
I forgot how much of a mood Anna was in this
og lifeline right
Yesss👌🏾😌
Yeah watching this as an adult and seeing how much of a butch she was
11:18 Yeah, that dude really is in everything ever. I saw something about him on TV once where they addressed this. I think he even gave an interview. They called him "the most famous Hollywood extra".
You should react to Juno starring Ellen page please
Yesssss, thank you. Now i know he's Jesse Heiman.
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Ice cream crusher ice cream 4 ever why did you post that on this comment?
"OH I'M LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER!" i freaking love this movie
Shut it Billy at 0:30
I love how Dylan always changes my perspective on movies. I always thought like "aww he really likes her for her personallity" now I'm like "DUDE HOW CAN SHE DATE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAD A THING FOR HER MOM? GROSS"
I know about a guy who fell in love with and got engaged to a girl but then she was killed for her beliefs (she was part of a non-violent resistance movement in Nazi Germany) and he ended up marrying one of her sisters. Apparently they were both very happy. I guess some people can work that sort of stuff out, some people can't.
He does like her for her personality though.
@@agenttheater5 Sisters is way less weird than a parent though
I always thought it was weird, but that he like recognizes her personality in her mom so that's why he went after her. But he really needs to calm down and go slower lol
@@edensylvester13 in the test scene he did say "i thought you were cooler" so his attraction was not out of nowhere
Why is someone killing someone always in Dylan's theories?
Kai Farooq true lol
Lol I’m so concerned
It does make it more interesting, though. LOL
“Ew lube?...oh hand sanitizer.”
I about choked on my cereal 😂👏
I love how he says he is bad with names and then name calls extras like it's a normal thing. Man, I don't even notice those people half the time.
Dylan's habit of calling actors not by their real names but instead by the TV show they are most known for is just hilarious.
It's like if he saw jaleel white in a movie, and called him family matters!
*hand sanitiser
Dylan: ew lube?
Haha you got a sick mind bro
Dylan there doesn’t have to be a murder in every single movie. You’re always looking for a murder 😂
Really takes great actors to truely convince the audience that you’ve actually switched bodies.
Throw the whole video out Dylan, you forgot to complain about the price😂.
Most definitely need to watch the Parent Trap and the Princess Diaries
dylan naming shows/movies instead of the actors names is what I’m here for
Rewatching Dylan’s old videos is so cool and you can really see the progress in his commentary as well as his jokes. Also got a nose ring and two statues as friends.
Same. They're my comfort videos for when I just want to smile and laugh at stupid jokes and have a good time. 💜
Dylan's a cool mix of interesting film knowledge, a down-to-earth personality, and a good sense of humor.
5:56 Dylan's critiquing music again, I'm getting Dylan will not participate vibes.
I miss that channel😭
I miss the music channel😂
I really want him to do that again 😭
rip
I miss him posting on that channel! There is so many new music that I would love to hear his thoughts on.
'He's not even a One Tree Hill, he's a half Tree Hill' 😂
3 min later- 'No Chill Hill' 🤣
I love the Name Calling in your videos ! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha I laughed so hard at the "No Chill Hill" comment.
Bring It On is such an iconic movie
also Miss Congeniality is a good one too!
"Yesterday was...freaky."
Dylan: looks at the camera
🤣
“ew lub- oh hand sanitizer”
“Movie Commentary Monday.”
We all know that you post on Sunday 😂
Clover No post on Sundays
dutchreader was this a Harry Potter joke orrrr just a coincidence👀🤔
Natalie Gonzlaes Harry Potter 😂
dutchreader ahhhh i have high respect for you my fellow potterhead 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🧙🏼♂️🦉🕷⚡️🍺🔮
little buddy diapers from the movie Elf at 0:30
dylan in 2018: im going to do the parent trap
dylan in 2019: still hasn't done the parent trap lol
Dylan in 2020: STILL hasn't done the parent trap 😂
He must do
He should do Just My Luck too 😁
2021: still waiting for the parent trap 😂
@@mirame88 He should do Herbie: Fully Loaded and Life Size too, that would be so awesome and funny! 😂🤣
Jokes on Dylan the guitar pick would actually be the hardest thing to find that fell out of her bag
You know the kid is like in second or third grade. The fact he could write without mistakes is amazing in itself. As an older sister who has younger brothers and forced to read their papers, that kid is amazing in English.
you do know... this is a movie and a fucking adult probably wrote that lmaooo like ???
I love how ur answer to everything is MURDER bc honestly same
I CANT BREATHEE HES BACK WITH THE ONE TREE HILL😭💀
Watching Dylan try to decipher cursive writing was the cherry on top of this video lol
“one tree hill!? what are you doing here bro?” 😂😂😂
I got one of ur vids recommend to me a week or two ago and I’ve already watched almost all your vids!! I’ve already told all my friends about you!! Your hilarious and I love you!!
Same
Saaammmeeeeee
YOU'RE
Emma Wilson i couldn’t agree more
You're*
I laughed so hard during all the NCIS jokes, loved it
"are you mad?" "he's thinking about a case" 🤣🤣
Had a panic attack in science and started crying so now that we're on break I'm watching one of his videos to make me happier.
When you bleeped out he word Harley I DIED😂
Funny when he said he was gonna do the parent trap and two years later we still don't have the parent trap.
I wish he would do a commentary on it 😭
three years later, still nothing
4 years and counting...
You took your headphones off at the best part! The sound he makes when Lohan tackles him is classic
4 years later and still no Parent Trap video. Wow you weren't kidding when you said it wasn't coming anytime soon.
No one:
Chad Michael Murray (aka One Tree Hill): *sTiLL bELieEEevEE...*