Even the word “hopeless” has the word “hope” in it. And if you rearrange the letters it spells “peeslosh!”The last part was probably unnecessary, I'm sorry.
JJ Colledan Dude, you can't really see it? Something called multiplying the letters. I'll leave you to figure it out, since you clearly think your words are all mighty and true.
Oh my fucking god that beginning was HYSTERICAL. I was just holding my nose and praying I didn't laugh out loud, because I'm in class and people are taking the final
I know, I'm one of the most thorough players and try to collect every yarn ball even though I have all the weapons, so every time they miss something it makes me want to punch them.
Well, since you are playing, I must warn you, Ross, Danny. This will get harder, (better, faster, stronger). It will get to the point where it seems impossible! Trust me, I completed it on Normal. It started getting to the point where I couldn't go an act without dying. Oh, and YES, IT MATTERS!!! collect ALL the gems. ALL OF THEM!!! Don't die and get to the end of an act quickly and DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THE YARN, cuz, if you have enough, you can bribe a guard for a new "prop," meaning weapon. Do all ofthe things I just said, and you'l get an A++ rating, getting you 3 bonus gems!
And so the evil overlord Erin was overthrown from the throne of steam train. Lord Danny returned from his exile of being shot in the head and Ross was restored to his position of steamhood.
8:22 Guys the gem, guys guys. GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO GUYS WHY ARE YOU NOT TRYING TO GET THAT Normally it wouldn't bother me much, but it's like they didn't see it.
***** Actually if you listen closely, it sounds more like "choot-toot," or maybe they're not both saying it the same way? I'll commission a blue-ribbon committee to get to the bottom of this.
"But the eye of the storm is very misleading children. Never turn your back on it, because the ocean was all like *"PSYCHE!!!!"*" Fucking. *Golden*. That line was what sold me. I am totally buying this game!
Elric Nubs You know, it could be that they are trolling us and play as the other. I can totally see them doing that. Especially after Ross's koala story today...
13:00 how about sparkler bombs, you guys know them? You get a bunch of sparklers, sticky tape them into a bundle (duct tape) and stick it in the ground, then light it. You get a massive spark/fire shooting up. Every New Years for me - Australia
"THEN THERE WAS A WHALE AND HE MADE IT REALLY SCARY!!!! The whale : OOOOOOHHHH!!! AND THEN THERE WAS A SHARK I THINK WOOOOSH!!!!!! OH THERE HE IS!!!" That whole entire cut scene cracked me up XD
Are you new, Ross is terrible at everything. Games, his channel, living, you name it he's bad at it. On top of that he has been trying to copy the worst youtube personality every PewDiePie by screaming loudly at every little thing and over reacting, this makes him even worse at everything.
Ross read my mind when he said that's pretty much watched an introduction the way it's "supposed to" be watched. At first I though it was just because they were such good friends, but then after watching the whole cut-scene, I could easily imagine them all just watching it mouths agape in awe of the whole thing, considering how awesome it was.
"I'm going to jump on the water, and you try to jump on my head." What the fuck, Ross? Oh my god, you can't seriously have missed the BIG ANIMATED SIGN TELLING AND SHOWING YOU WHAT TO DO. I had to pause the video to rage-comment about this.
My buddy was stoned and was lighting his piece (this was while driving) and I hit a bump in the road, causing him to light my girlfriends hair on fire. It sure got rid of the weed smell lol
It's funny how... silent they are during the intro. Why? Because it's interesting? Because it's funny? No. Because shameless promotion. It's clearly propaganda to make us all sexually addicted to Stampers voice.
ROSS , DANNY THE YARN IS TO GET OTHER WEAPONS AND TO GET BETTER RANKS (A++) (A+) (A) YOU NEED TO COLLECT EVERY GEM (hidden are there too0 AND THE YARN TO GET WEAPONS TO GET THE ANNYOING CATS OUT!!!!!!!! *hopes they will se his advice*
I find it interesting how in the beginning of Steam Train, people HATED Danny and Ross. Now they're praising God that they're doing an episode together. I like all five, anyhow. Steam Train is a flexible show.
"I do believe we are in quite a spot of bother" "REALLY!? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS!?" Best. Voice. Actor. Ever. If he doesn't voice Bendy at some point I will cry
"I feel like we are in a state of bother"
"REALLY WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS!?"
I died
;3
The game is just awesome that way.
just the tip.
"Hey, be nice!"
I must've replayed that part over a thousand times
The opening cutscene made me cry real tears of laughter. That was a moment of unadulterated magic.
That's because Stampy's a
WIZAAARD
I know thatwas freakin' hilarious
+Maxine Wumbleguffin Stampy? like the minecraft person?
The Kuudere Dude Stampy, as in short for StamPER, not Stampylonghead.
Yeah, StamperTV is godlike
"Boy, he was pi... He was mad!"
haha he does say pissed though
Kiddos are watching
@Leah Bilbro They already spat in his mouth
Stamper is the funniest voice actor I've ever heard
yeah, and was he the one who did the secret area song?
RATTLE ME BONES
what tipped you off genius
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS
He recently starred in the pilot for Hazbin Hotel.
Stamper just walks into the recording booth and says: "Imma just do whatever. Everyone cool with that?"
And everyone was.
This game had some of the best narration I've ever witnessed.
You can always expect funny and just plain awesome from Most newgrounds published games.. Like Castle Crashers~
StamperTV narrated it while half drunk. The way he corrects himself when he almost cusses gets me every time.
"It was like Poseidon extended his hand in friendship, and they spat in his mouth!"
"Because then the ocean was like 'Psych!'"
and suddenly I died
***** prepare for the ride of a lifetime
***** poor stampy as he tries NOT to say anything that might make them lose the Teen rating
I love the opening, it just gets me laughing on the floor like a dying whale.
+Emily Terra "... and there was this giant whale who went WAAAAH and made it super scary!"
That opening is one of the best intros in the history of ever
"Maybe they would find an island made of candy"
FLAPJACK REFERENCE SPOTTED!
Thank god it wasn't just me
+solo player Wayne glad I am not alone
I miss that show :(
+sample text #RIPflapjack
+sample text lol
I love Danny and Ross just giggling while Stamper is narrating the game. Shows how good their friendship was. I want Stamper back...
And the game grumps
I lost it and haven't stopped losing it at "Never turn your back on it cuz the ocean was all like PSYCH!!"
it is not psych it is SIKE
+Rj Delacruz wrong.
+Rj Delacruz think the subtitles spell it as "psych"
@@melon7614 "Psyche" is the origination of that, as in psyching someone out.
Suddenly, the ocean was all like, surrpiiiseee WAJOOOSH SHOO BOO WASHOOSH!
love it.
"Then the ocean was like SIKE!" I laughed so hard
"I think there was a whale WHAHHHHHH Yeah that was scary and i think there was a shark oh look there he is WOOOSHHHHHHHH" I cant stop laughing
I love how the ship just isn't gravity
Oh my fucking god, finally Danny and Ross playing games together again, thank fucking god.
Slap slap slap! Clap clap clap!
Uhm.... Who gives a shit anyways?
I'm so happy too!
Kharnam You just made my day. I freaking loved Bolbi in Jimmy Neutron.
I was gonna mention that.
Even the word “hopeless” has the word “hope” in it. And if you rearrange the letters it spells “peeslosh!”The last part was probably unnecessary, I'm sorry.
Yeah, and after hope comes Less.
Hopeless can spell helpless.
+Khalid Aboelgassim no it cant dumbfuck hopeless has one "L" helpless has two
JJ Colledan Dude, you can't really see it? Something called multiplying the letters.
I'll leave you to figure it out, since you clearly think your words are all mighty and true.
lol i was just joking diddnt mean to get ur panties in a bunch :p
"And suddenly the ocean was all like 'surprise' and a huge, massive storm brewed out of no where! WHIZOO! WHIZOO WHIZOO!" I LOST IT
"And the ocean was like PSYCHE!"
I just saw this XD
Sike that's what I heard at that part
That opening cutscene was hilarious! xD
***** It does!? I hafta play this game sometime.
***** REALLY?! WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?!
I saw a Flapjack Reference
***** REALLY!! WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?
The Gilligan's Island theme is going through my head.
That intro was the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
hey verdburh
I played it with my cousin for the first time last night, and we laughed like there was no tomorrow at the intro
Oh my fucking god that beginning was HYSTERICAL. I was just holding my nose and praying I didn't laugh out loud, because I'm in class and people are taking the final
Cool...Didn't ask,but cool.
***** Look I have to find ways to entertain myself and I guess being a dick is a way that i keep myself entertained
why not entertain yourself and us with left4dead 3, portal 3 or half life 3
Literal cancer Yeah but that requires 2 much effort.
Lord Gaben damn you gaben
Firstly, I love Stamper.
Secondly, hurray, we got to hear the "choo choo" again, after all these years.
God I love stamper's voice acting
My two greatest loves together at last, Steam Train and blocks.
Steam blocks!
You mean Steam Train and Danny right?
we bought too many blocks
now we gotta build some stuff
so all aboard the steam blooocks...
choo choo
Didn't you comment that exact thing on the yogscast bbt video?
CobrakingTV except changed from triangles to blocks cause neither are triangles this thyme
the story sounds exactly like the misadventures of flapjack
CANDIED ISLAND!!!
You know what? Im
GLAD I DRANK TEQUILA BEFORE WATCHING THIS!!! :D
I paused and looked through the first page comments just to see if someone mentioned it.
I was waiting for someone to say that!
"The ocean was all like psych!" That line will always get me XD
every time they miss a gem i cry a little inside
ye
everytime i watch u i cry a little inside
Reem Hassan
hot
Pls
I know, I'm one of the most thorough players and try to collect every yarn ball even though I have all the weapons, so every time they miss something it makes me want to punch them.
IT`S REALLY HAPPENING. DANNY AND ROSS STEAM TRAIN. HALLELUJAH
no
Stamper's voice is fucking beautiful.
I touch myself at night while listening yo his voice
DefyingReaper77 I'm right here with ya man.
DefyingReaper77 who doesn't?
What the hell is this? this isn't Steam Train, where's Arin?
Arin isn't always on steam train
Jake Goldinger i think
I believe twas a joke.
***** I'm pretty sure it was a joke.
***** He's right tho i didn't know it featured Dan.
I hear the Sheriff is having a good long talk with him. 'Parently all that murder just ain't right.
"Boy, hey was pi-... He was mad!"
I'm using that quote forever and no one can stop me
Well, since you are playing, I must warn you, Ross, Danny. This will get harder, (better, faster, stronger). It will get to the point where it seems impossible! Trust me, I completed it on Normal. It started getting to the point where I couldn't go an act without dying. Oh, and YES, IT MATTERS!!! collect ALL the gems. ALL OF THEM!!! Don't die and get to the end of an act quickly and DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THE YARN, cuz, if you have enough, you can bribe a guard for a new "prop," meaning weapon. Do all ofthe things I just said, and you'l get an A++ rating, getting you 3 bonus gems!
And you can beat up those mother effing cats by pressing "B" or "X" facing them or right in front of them. It takes 3 hits.
These episodes are recorded sequentially. Your comment is pointless.
Well, SOMEONE could use this info! XD
please tell me SOMEONE else read this in stamps' voice
Allyournexus Rbelongtome I speak what I type, and that is exactly what I did! XD
And so the evil overlord Erin was overthrown from the throne of steam train. Lord Danny returned from his exile of being shot in the head and Ross was restored to his position of steamhood.
Who's Erin
Uh, I guess he means Errin
It's spelt Arin*, if you're talking about Egoraptor.
My bad.
How does Final Fantasy VII have anything to do with Steam Train?
8:22 Guys the gem, guys guys.
GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO
GUYS WHY ARE YOU NOT TRYING TO GET THAT
Normally it wouldn't bother me much, but it's like they didn't see it.
HillelTaco There was a lot of things they’ve missed soo
I've repeated that intro soooo much and also #washoooshoobshoo
Flapjack. Flapjack references
Glad someone else caught them!
Ikr
i LOVE The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Dear God...I forgot what the normal "Steam Train" intro sounded like. Choo! Choo! ^.^
What is this "toot-toot" they speak of, in the opening? It's so familiar, like something I once heard in Steam Train episodes from days of yore....
***** that's how long it's been, most of us forgot it was a choo choo
***** Actually if you listen closely, it sounds more like "choot-toot," or maybe they're not both saying it the same way?
I'll commission a blue-ribbon committee to get to the bottom of this.
they upped the security on the steam train. too many robberies
It's almost as if the other two intros are way too long and were never intended to be used for anything more than occasions.
Arin's not in this one? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!?
Haha. It took me a while to realize. I noticed it was a lot quieter than normal.
I- I'm not losing it am I? WHAT'S GOING ON!?! I'M SCARED!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rikard Lund The "choo-choo" almost gave me a heart attack....
well its a 2 player game so he chouldent be in it i mean it makes sense for 1 player games for him to be there but 2 players he wont be playing
Nico Mack I guess... But in the stomping land Arin's also been the only other player aide from Ross...
When I think of stamper all I think of is
"Nigga you crazy I can't afford an xbox"
As great as this game is, it still owes a lot to Stamper's "Fairy Wish Prince" voice.
I wish I could thumb this up more than once.
im glad they stopped talking for the beginning cause its honestly the best part of the whole game
"But the eye of the storm is very misleading children. Never turn your back on it, because the ocean was all like *"PSYCHE!!!!"*"
Fucking. *Golden*.
That line was what sold me. I am totally buying this game!
"I'd be upset if I lost even one of you"
but... but... the square one... he's gone... WHY THE F*** ARE YOU NOT UPSET!?!
That's the joke
OH MY GOD DANNY DIDN'T GET SHOT
Your comment and avatar fit so well together.
Mario is dat u
The one and only.
Is that you garuave
Donald Barr Who?
you can tell ross sounded quite a bit more australian than he does in more recent episodes
I was so happy to hear the "Toot Toot" at the end of the opening sequence! The first time in a loooong time Arin hasn't interrupted! YES!
"He was rolling around in the grass like, SHIT!"
Me if my pants were on fire: "...Ah, no, I'm totally fine. This happens every day."
XD
Choo choo?
Ch......... ch- choo choo...?
SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!
TOTALLY!
my name is MAXIMILIAN AY BETCH!!
SkilesHasFun I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN, LIKE FOREVER!! YOU LOOK *FAB*ULOUS!
Guys, you could've told which character you chose. I don't know who's who.
Ross is the one with the Ross head, and Danny is the one with the Danny head... It's self explanatory.
Elric Nubs
Someone didn't get the joke.
Elric Nubs WOOOOOOSH
UA-cam is full of people that would ask that question and mean it. My bad.
Elric Nubs
You know, it could be that they are trolling us and play as the other. I can totally see them doing that. Especially after Ross's koala story today...
Can someone tell me who stamper is?
Also, how swood is he?
Go to his channel StamperTV and watch some videos. He is fantastic.
He is one swood dude
Stamper is the swoodest grommet.
Stamper is an awesome animator and voice actor. He one of the Swoodest dudes around.
Honestly I don't really like most of his animations at all but his voice acting is fantastic.
This game was ahead of its time
Fucking best intro for a game, im not even mad that it took up more than 1/4 of the video
"choo choo!"
It's been too long, old friends.
This game is my childhood
Secret! Shoodebabababadoopdedoopalapapapapafafafaitsasecretlabababababababadabdabdablagagagashoomshoomdoobedabababababababalabababadabdabdup
Wow sir Pentious was making a name for himself long before Hazbin. (I remember this game from years ago when I played this on the Xbox360)
13:00 how about sparkler bombs, you guys know them? You get a bunch of sparklers, sticky tape them into a bundle (duct tape) and stick it in the ground, then light it. You get a massive spark/fire shooting up. Every New Years for me - Australia
DANNY AND ROSS ONLY
BATTLEBLOCK THEATER
HOLY SHIT
no
You've somehow misspelled 'yes'
No items
Danny and Ross only
Final Destination
my first thought was HOLY SHIT NO ARIN
BaronQmark no arins*
"The Friend Ship"
*Ship*
Ross and Danny ship confirmed...
Flapjack and K'nuckles spent their entire life looking for candy island
But Hattyhattinton finds it almost instantly
Ross and Danny laughing together make me feel really good.
I love how stamper said ,"The ocean was all pi...... The ocean was all mad" XD
This is a thankfully less painful example that Game Grumps just do not read instructions
or hints
The flipside is that it will be worse if it occurs here, because they are literally STANDING on the instructions, xD
Wow, Arin's never in any steam train videos anymore. Did him and Ross get into a fight? Maybe he's in New Zealand.
Were you born stupid or something? Arins been in nearly every steam train.
Overipe Canine Hahaha, talking about stupid.
Overipe Canine whoooooosh
He's probably been arrested for the homicides/thefts that he's committed in the Steam Train openings.
you truly are an idiot arin is in a steam train that is still going on called "the stomping ground"
BEST VIDEO GAME INTRO EVER
"This stuff just knocks you up" -Ross, 2014
Is nobody gonna mention the opening ship part is a reference to flapjack (pirates and candy island)
Stamper is the narrator? It sounds like Oney to me personally.
Then again I admittedly have no idea what Stamper sounded like before this.
Stamper did some voices in some of Oney's videos, so maybe that's why you thought that.
TheNICP13 Hmm in that case you just blew my mind.
Dat intro tho... So peaceful
psych!!!!
Gold ol' Dan and Ross.
"THEN THERE WAS A WHALE AND HE MADE IT REALLY SCARY!!!! The whale : OOOOOOHHHH!!! AND THEN THERE WAS A SHARK I THINK WOOOOSH!!!!!! OH THERE HE IS!!!" That whole entire cut scene cracked me up XD
"As If Poseidon Himself Extended His Hand In Friendship And They Spat In His Mouth! Boy He Was Pi- I Mean Boy He Was Mad!"
Smooth, Stamper
some guy probably watching this be like "watch yo profanity"
I was mouth agape when I saw Dan back with Ross!
Like your profile picture?
ModernDayGamer1101 That is me infact
Wait. Wait. Is Dan really playing a new game better than Ross? This is really happening?
Are you new, Ross is terrible at everything. Games, his channel, living, you name it he's bad at it. On top of that he has been trying to copy the worst youtube personality every PewDiePie by screaming loudly at every little thing and over reacting, this makes him even worse at everything.
Warrka4 dem trolls
Warrka4 pewdiepie doesn't scream at every thing he's just a wussy he even admits it on videos
Warrka4 ever* At least Ross is better at spelling then you
***** ooh, a spelling mistake. Because humans aren't capable of making errors...
this was my first ever game grumps video. watched it on the toilet at my grandparents house. thanks for the fun
Ross read my mind when he said that's pretty much watched an introduction the way it's "supposed to" be watched. At first I though it was just because they were such good friends, but then after watching the whole cut-scene, I could easily imagine them all just watching it mouths agape in awe of the whole thing, considering how awesome it was.
"I'm going to jump on the water, and you try to jump on my head."
What the fuck, Ross? Oh my god, you can't seriously have missed the BIG ANIMATED SIGN TELLING AND SHOWING YOU WHAT TO DO. I had to pause the video to rage-comment about this.
My buddy was stoned and was lighting his piece (this was while driving) and I hit a bump in the road, causing him to light my girlfriends hair on fire. It sure got rid of the weed smell lol
Then why read the comment?
It's okay, I care :3
Thank you kind sir.
Its all good no hard feelings
Yupp
Since you're playing Behemoth games, I think it's about time soneone send these guys Alien Hominid. :)
I'm surprised people aren't talking about how bad they are at this
And the ocean was all like, Suprise!....
And the ocean was all like, Syke!
It's funny how... silent they are during the intro. Why? Because it's interesting? Because it's funny? No. Because shameless promotion. It's clearly propaganda to make us all sexually addicted to Stampers voice.
As if I'm not already
And HOW!
***** Agreed, that seems kind of redundant at this point.
you say that as if it's a bad thing
they are silent as it is sin to interrupt stampers voice
A Steam Train without Arin? WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!
Its called Steam Train.
***** It was a joke.
***** But... you can't spell train without Arin.
The Mellowman Oh my god I never noticed that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE
i rarely feel this way, but this was a little painful to watch. still love you guys!
Why was it a little painful to watch?
Kirrari because they suck at this game
*"Boy, he was pi- he was mad!"*
I'm re-watching this for the thousandth time and I still love this play through
7:40
I have lost all hope in them ever understanding simple game mechanics.
I give up.
ROSS , DANNY THE YARN IS TO GET OTHER WEAPONS AND TO GET BETTER RANKS (A++) (A+) (A) YOU NEED TO COLLECT EVERY GEM (hidden are there too0 AND THE YARN TO GET WEAPONS TO GET THE ANNYOING CATS OUT!!!!!!!! *hopes they will se his advice*
Why does everyone hate Arin? He's funny if you have a sense of humor
They don't hate him its just they want him to stick to game grumps and not steam train
Good timing making videos of Battleblock Theater at the same time as the Yogscast.
Now i can compare the two playthroughs and find out who sucks more.
7:41 I like how you were both like, "Forget you, controls tutorial! You're not the boss of me! I'ma find my own way across!"
Didn't he mention about the cat story before?
He mentioned it on a stream train with just arin and him or on a friendzone
Birdo Birdo, please sneak your way into the new Mario Kart... I was so heartbroken to discover that you weren't playable!
It was with Danny, I can guarantee you that. I only watch steam train with Danny and Ross and I remember that story
Ryan DeGraw Thought I was having that de ju vu shit.
Used_Books
I think Nintendo was having issues with finding a transgender voice actor, so they cut it out of the game.
I find it interesting how in the beginning of Steam Train, people HATED Danny and Ross. Now they're praising God that they're doing an episode together.
I like all five, anyhow. Steam Train is a flexible show.
I think that hate more or less gravitates towards Table Flip now since its such a differant show to have on Game Grumps
Something can be bad but still better than something else.
The train is big enough for everyone, as they say.
All aboard the Friend... Train.
Did not think this joke through.
Danny smokes weed?
He used to smoke it.
MrRandomguy521 xX420UsedToBlazeItXx
Poke493 this
Sniper Melon Like 90% of his stories are about smokin' big weed.
Silas Dam No there not, they're usually about his childhood
“And shut your faces” that KILLED ME!!!!🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
"I do believe we are in quite a spot of bother"
"REALLY!? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS!?"
Best. Voice. Actor. Ever. If he doesn't voice Bendy at some point I will cry
ROSS DIDNT GET SHOT
AMAZING
ross never gets shot
Ryan McCaffrey i always mess up their names
I feel like stamper recorded, then they animated it
Whale: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like how sir hating ton is the same voice actor for sir pentious In hazbin hotel so that's neat
Pentious?
Yeah sorry I'm stupid
Narrator: And then, it was over
Ocean: Hold my waves