@@Piratagarrapata its been around 20 years since part 6 started and 17 since it was finished and its veery easy to find don't expect to go talk about jojo , online and not get spoiled on a long finished part
But the reset happen and... I don't think thats gonna happen.... And when he thought he would live a normal life in the another universe, Araki probaly is gonna get him back in the business He just want to be a peaceful life.
@Sans Undertale I've seen you in a few of the comment threads on this video, and i have to ask You know that you could totally be spoiled here by anyone in the comment section, right? And, if that happens, you know it's your own damn fault because you got into this mess by yourself, right?
@@saiyanfang1047 I don't think he can stop time for too long like DIO, cause stopping time takes a huge stress on the human fatigue, and well DIO rejected his humanity so he doesn't have to worry about that.
Jotaro low key had to play the muscle, brains, strategist, and leader of the group most of the time while also being a mentor for Josuke. I guess that’s all they could do as the Morioh crew was mostly citizens anyway. Tough shoes to fill for sure.
It’s because he’s honoring Kakyoin. Kakyoin wanted to be a Marine Biologist but he died so Jotaro did it for him. He didn’t want to be a Marine Biologist but Kakyoin did so he did
Jotaro: "Finally, I can relax without anything bizzare happe-" *Meets his teenage great uncle, adopts his classmate, fights multiple Stand using weirdos seemingly every day, nearly dies to a rat and helps kink-shame a hand obsessed psychopathic murderer wearing someone else's face* Jotaro: yare yare daze...
"I have about only 20 seconds" *Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about counting* *Kira proceeds to say MUDA* *Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about hearing useless* "Now you've really pissed me off"
If you think about Jotaro's situation... Enemy: Blonde Murderer That donuted a green uniform friend. Talks about how much seconds are left, says muda. Jotaro's PTSDIO is just blowing up
I think it's the same reason Jotaro couldn't smash SHA. He's getting older, and losing stand power with age. Note how he can't freeze time as long as in Stardust Crusaders.
Zain Naqvi It also strains his heart and he hadn't used it in a long time. He COULD stop time for longer, but any longer than he does and he seriously risks heart attacks.
Girls will love to travel and have vacations Boys will fear travelling by plane because of joseph Men will always remember how jotaro's travels were and just stay at home
This made me appreciate how much of a badass Jotaro is. Like the guy has fukin holes in his body from the explosion and he still grabs kira from dropping down from a SINGLE PUNCH just to examine his watch.
DeVBestt Jotaro will do anything to protect the people he cares about. It's one of the best parts of his character. He will readily sacrifice himself to protect others, and it's so FUCKING noble and I LOVE IT.
DeVBestt And do note that that he did that JUST TO MAKE A JOKE AND LOOK COOL Compared to other charactes in part 4 where they get straight to the point, Jotaro takes his time to say something cool either before or after the beating And I like that c:
@@Flevir While it may not be the best part, I really like how part 6 handles... (part 6 spoilers, you've been warned) Jotaro's death. Him dying to shield his daughter is both sad, kind of touching, and it shows how much of a selfless badass he is. (Even if he comes back at the end, because the 2nd universe reset restores everyone killed by Pucci, while also deleting Pucci.)
Flithy Nobeard I know it’s a joke but whenever people say that I think that the rat probably just thinks he is teleporting. If he doesn’t attack time stop basically just is a teleport.
Jotaro does keep his time stop a secret, to everybody else it just seems like he teleports and I doubt Jotaro told anyone about it even. The problem is that he didn’t use Star Platinum for 10 years which caused it to get a bit weakened.
with an acid sniper that was able to kill like, 50 ppl but yeah. though he did it on purpose for josuke (idk why tho the creator's high all the time) and he could stop time but it moved TOWARDS him somehow, homing needles?
Preston Garvey That zoom in with that text broke me. It really looks like Star Platinum is just a curious waiting creature, of course unlike most things like that, Start Platinum is waiting to deck you.
Jotaros expectations: Study dolphins and marine biology Jotaros reality: he almost got killed by a vampire He almost died saving a little bit- I mean koichi He couldn't even find Giorno And his daughter hates and loves him
Guanglai Kangyi is Koichi's name in the Duwang translations of the manga, where basically a Chinese guy made bad scans and translations for the manga which spawned a bunch of memes. This was way before DiU aired on TV.
@@jiwoo2820 Cos it's the same character in Chinese and Japanese, but the pronunciation diverges quite drastically. I'm guessing that the guy used existing Chinese translations for his base to do the English translation, hence not knowing how 杜王 or 康一 would sound like in Japanese.
Part 3: our secret plan to defeat dio. Let jotaro handel it. Part 4: our secret plan to beat kira. Let jotaro handel it Part 6: our secret plan to ..... You get the point
It's crazy. Part 3 Jotaro would have given Kira the DIO finisher. Part 4 Jotaro without injuries would've killed him right here excessively. Injured Jotaro just wasn't angry enough.
Reminder: in part 3 jotsro was able to withstand broken bones, ribs, knives, possible migraines. And while all of that pain he was still able to hold a steam roller. And in part 4 he passed out on some explosion, awesome
I love kira's line in the dub during the beat down lol. "it's like the damn thing's stopped time!" but I love how Jotaro states Koichi won psychologically speaking in the sub... it's always interesting to see what lines stand out between the two
![Outside of Jotaro's World [Diamond Is Unbreakable]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E0MFE_HAKQk/mqdefault.jpg)
Part 3: the worst vacation ever
Part 4: another pretty bad vacation
Part 6 :Very bad and last vacation
Since it end for Shonen jump Jojo
(Part 7 and 8 on Ultra jump)
Part 5: Ok this one was fine.
Maric28 Studio's (well not really fine, just found out my best friend has been turned into a turtle)
@@sinistor3727 Universe last vacation*
@@maric28studios Polnareff's vacation wasnt very fun
Kira: muda
Jotaro: *_Your free trial of existence has expired_*
*_el cario remembers_*
Jotaro: *meets Giorno*
Jotaro: *triggered*
Ora ora
Giorno: no u
Lol kkkkikk
"How much is it for the next month?"
"You can't pay what you owe with money."
@@phoenixgamer10gaming18
Jotaro: So its the same stand type of Star platinum.
Giorno:
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Kira: "Muda"
_Famous last words before disaster struck_
I see so you are the new justin y
You.
@@philipm.peterson9292 ?
Omae
Giorno: *laughs in spaghetti*
I love how Kira understood Jotaro's stand ability way faster than when the crusaders took on the World
Because Jotaro didn't even try to hide it, DIO was much more careful
@@MineCraftrules17 Bruh Dio stopped time for like 4 seconds when he donut'ed the milf hunter , he wasn't tryna hide shit
@@monsterror2536 No, I mean like he literally tells Josuke "I stopped time" when he meets him and DIO kills everyone who even mentions his power
@@MineCraftrules17 So you're telling me Josuke spread word about Jotaro's stand and Kira heard about it? xD
@@monsterror2536 "OI JOSUKE, I HEARD YOUR SCARY FRIEND CAN STOP TIME SO I ENDED UP TELLING A BLONDE GUY IN A SUIT AINT THAT WACKY"
PTSD = Post Traumatic SteamRoller Dio
Thick Vault Boy PTRD = Post Traumatic RODAROLLADA Dio
@@Niiue PTMD Post Traumatic MUDA Dio
PTRD = Post Traumatic ROADROLLA DA
@@aethersome part three steamroller DIOsorder
PTRRDD
It is actually amazing that this all happened because Dario thought being an alcoholic was a good idea.
DasEmmiYogurt and Jonathan’s father decided to hire a shitty stagecoach
Because Kars wanted fancy masks
because a meteor hit earth that gave people odd powers
Because Dio kicked Johnathan’s dog
Emmi Jogurt Pur best
I fully expect a "Jotaro's Day Out 2" when Stone Ocean gets animated
You mean "Jotaro's Last Day Out"?
@@jacobsan lol dont spoil the non manga readers
Jacob SP really had to spoil it for me
@@QUINOA. He develops agoraphobia that's all
@@Piratagarrapata its been around 20 years since part 6 started and 17 since it was finished and its veery easy to find don't expect to go talk about jojo , online and not get spoiled on a long finished part
"You're..."
"JOSEPHU!"
*"SKESKESKESKESKESKESKE"*
A
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
And now we see the vsco girl in her natural habitat
You almost said josefumi
You have chosen *DEATH*
KSKSKSKSKS
PSPSPSPSPSPS
And that quick frame at 1:32 where he just looks confused lmao
If you read every part with Jotaro. You can clearly see he gets dragged into everyone else’s mess and just wants to go back to his dolphins.
My man just wants to be a marine biologist
But the reset happen and... I don't think thats gonna happen.... And when he thought he would live a normal life in the another universe, Araki probaly is gonna get him back in the business
He just want to be a peaceful life.
He’s out there banging some octopussy and they disturb him
Jotaro doesn't even exist post-reset since he died between MiH coming out and when the universe reset
@@gypsysprite4824 then why was jolyne there
“Anything weird about Morioh?”
“Nah, not really.”
“Maybe I can have a nice weekend tri-“
_Jotaro joins a gang and kink shames a murderer, the anime_
Kink shames a murderer *with a hand fetish*
Guy Who Knows Everything tired
The Kink Shame Crusaders strikes again
daniel Stardust CruShamers
_Jotaro becomes a gang boss with PTSD in 1999 and proves that some kinks deserve to be shamed when they go too far, the anime, adapted from the manga_
Fun fact: when jotaro called josuke a bastard he literally meant it.
🤣🤣 that's true
When bastard isn't actually a insult
no dad
@@babsoo7329 bastard means illegitimate son as in josukes mum wasn't married when she had him
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Anyone: muda
Jotaro: So anyways I started blasting
Punching* there, fixed it (i know this is a joke, but punching is more fitting)
@@Green-iv4lw *ora, this fits more than blasting and punching
@@madboii5678 yeah
*Jotaro's triggers*
Muda
Literally anything to do with time
Women
Loud women
Women are fine for him. Loud women though...
Steam Rollers
*Inside of Jotaro's Post World_*
Adam Harford Oh you miss one more thing
Kira and Dio stole my dolphin
Koichi's triggers:
remote controlled robots
arrows
kocchi wo miro
bombs
Koichi is Jotaro's only beloved child.
*Distant imprisoned female screaming*
NoticeMeTompai and moaning
*loud feminine oras from a distance*
RIP Jolyne
Sans Undertale Ora.
(No, something entirely different happens. Now don’t look at this chat. I don’t want a guy spoiled due to this.)
@Sans Undertale I've seen you in a few of the comment threads on this video, and i have to ask
You know that you could totally be spoiled here by anyone in the comment section, right? And, if that happens, you know it's your own damn fault because you got into this mess by yourself, right?
Jotaro really is just an adult looking after a bunch of ignorant children
and ur just a bitch with an ugly watch
5:34 "it's so fast, it's like it stopped time!"
Ight, so who's gonna tell him
Me
But Kira's still under the ambulance sooo brb..
Mk I'm back
Thats his normal punch speed XD
Ho ho ho seem like we meet again jotaro kujo
@@rafaelkaruna7262 that his punch speen when he is injured.
Your pfp and mine aren't so different
jotaro kicked so much ass in the scenes he was in, that he had to be physically restrained by plot
Imagine how much shit he would kick if he hadn't been hurt by SHA.
Imagine if he practiced his stopping and got it up to 3 minutes
@Archilles Bongo watch part 6 and ull figure out what pucci can do to ts
@@saiyanfang1047 I don't think he can stop time for too long like DIO, cause stopping time takes a huge stress on the human fatigue, and well DIO rejected his humanity so he doesn't have to worry about that.
Pufferfish do an eat 70 page ora ending in a kira with more than 200 bones broken
Jotaro just wants a normal adventure.
Unamused Rohan hahaha
Jotaro's Mundane Adventure
Ora's Average Series of Events.
Tell Araki to stop making being a Joestar a living hell.
Specifically with dolphins
Star Platinum: Oi Jotaro is it time for ora's?
Jotaro: *keeps talking to Kira*
Star Platinum: ......
Star p.;So my time is never Come pk
Jotaro low key had to play the muscle, brains, strategist, and leader of the group most of the time while also being a mentor for Josuke.
I guess that’s all they could do as the Morioh crew was mostly citizens anyway. Tough shoes to fill for sure.
Josuke AND Koichi.
Kira: something about time, happens to say muda
Jotaro: tHEyrE in thE fUckInG treES
The trees say "wryyyyyy"
@@nitrolight1778 the trees says ZA WARUDO
The trees say "Road Roller"
The trees say TIME STOP
The trees say "Muda"
Jotaro is Ironic. In Part 3 he said he never wants to be in the sea again. Look at him now. A Marine Biologist.
*palpatine voice* Ironic
@@goosetapo8748 Bruh XD
you're free trial of acknowledgement has now expired.
reason for duration cut: spoilers
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 when the video a comment is on is on part 4 and saying part 3 spoilers is considered illegal
It’s because he’s honoring Kakyoin. Kakyoin wanted to be a Marine Biologist but he died so Jotaro did it for him. He didn’t want to be a Marine Biologist but Kakyoin did so he did
Jotaro: Finally, peace and quiet.
Pucci: Have you heard of our Lord and savior?
Pucci: Have you heard of our Lord and saviour, Dio Brando
Jotaro: Good Grief, Not again
I am here
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😂
Jotaro: fuck!!!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
1:05 if Jotaro was Dio or Diavolo, Josuke would have been donutted
you mean if Jotaro was a stand using jojo villian
Jotaro could've donuted him too but that's not his type of style of fighting
@@Rocketshoes he wants to make them see his power and every fight with him they are not dead because of his mercy.
@@tenteclz8731 yeah well said he wants them to feel every punch
@@Rocketshoes he can literally destroy a tank with a punch and he do a 7 page of barrage only on his enemies so he can only break their bones
jotaro just wants a quiet life.
The Candyman hahahaha
NEEDS* a quiet life
Those ora's are pretty loud. Hell, the punches are basically shotgun blasts. :D
Sadly he almost got it, **but then he fucked up and people got murdered**
*kira’s theme starts playing*
star platinum comes out
"What's good now little nigga?"
EricScissorkick o
_Watch closely! You're about to experience, an ORA Moment._
Koichi: **walks with briefcase**
Giorno: **hippty hoppity I now own your property**
This doesnt have anything to do with this video
I remeber a meme from this hmmm...
Its like this
Koichi: *have briefcase*
Giorno: our briefcase
Faye Ompad, more like
Koichi: this my briefcase
Giorno: briefcase? I believe this is a frog.
koichi posing over his unconscious body was just the icing on the cake
koichi lived by his pose and he died by his pose
His pose lived on him as he died.
Just like Yamcha
@@metj6885 I don't know who, or what, this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds disappointing
@@timewellspent8137 dbz pleb dies by the weakest thing a plant and not a stand user either just a plain plant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@killuazoldyck2048 I was referring to DBZ Abridged
5:12
Star Platinum: *Materializes behind Jotaro* Time for ora's?
Jotaro: YES YES YES YES
*YES*
yes yes yes
By far the most adorable you could ever make an angry time-stopping punch ghost.
YES YES YES
*_YES_*
Oh my god....
@@handsome4922 Except make it respond to the Spongebob intro.
GodIlovethiscommunity
Jotaro: "Finally, I can relax without anything bizzare happe-"
*Meets his teenage great uncle, adopts his classmate, fights multiple Stand using weirdos seemingly every day, nearly dies to a rat and helps kink-shame a hand obsessed psychopathic murderer wearing someone else's face*
Jotaro: yare yare daze...
Jotaro stand up
3:28 killer queen : surprise cat face
I lost it when I saw Koichi pose over his unconscious body.
wow no replyies
That's the power of his remote control stand
@@qualivia MOODY BLUES
1,4K likes...just 4 comments ? What kind of Stand is it....?
@@zoedaemon4940 King Crimson has errased those comments
Part 3: stardust crusaders: What is Dio's ability? How does his stand works? WTF?
Part 4: Kira: BRUH did you just stop time?
Part 7: (Spoiler)
That guy can stop time now, huh? not so neet.
@@Lavamario1 tbf Johnny has already met Ringo who uses time ability too
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 kinda, but it's not hard to find out if he tells them every detail of his ability
Random rat in part 4: Oh look,you can stop time
Tbh , dio first used his ability to trolling polnareff and later that senator lol ,even I didnt figure it out the first time I read the manga
Kira:”i’ve only got twenty seconds”
Jotaro:”did you just....”
MAKE A DIO REFERENCE!?!?!
Muda
@@CoolFennekin ...alright you son of a bitch how much did he pay you and how did you meet him
*2 seconds later * *Kira is ded*
Gavin Jensen I’ll find you and ensure you’re bloodline is cursed
@Low xang yen Koichi?
2:20 Jotaro flying to the other side of the room
Me: Sad Kakyion flashbacks*
"I have about only 20 seconds"
*Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about counting*
*Kira proceeds to say MUDA*
*Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about hearing useless*
"Now you've really pissed me off"
If you think about Jotaro's situation...
Enemy: Blonde Murderer
That donuted a green uniform friend.
Talks about how much seconds are left, says muda.
Jotaro's PTSDIO is just blowing up
@@runic3063 also punches a hole in his abdomen so its pretty much dio but without the world
@@I.Drive01 That's what donutting is
@@nikolaciric6980 well I'm a dumb peice of shit after all
cringe
I guess the only reason Kira got so badly beaten was because
he really pissed Jotaro off
Alithia And somehow Survived TWO Of those
Bardock SkyWalker He just wasn't mad enough.
Randomized _Geek BULLSHIT!!! Triggering his Ptsd is more than enough to get him pissed
I think it's the same reason Jotaro couldn't smash SHA. He's getting older, and losing stand power with age. Note how he can't freeze time as long as in Stardust Crusaders.
Zain Naqvi It also strains his heart and he hadn't used it in a long time. He COULD stop time for longer, but any longer than he does and he seriously risks heart attacks.
Kira: *Says anything about time*
Jotoro: *Vietnam flashbacks*
5:23
jotaro's badass scene with badass music
@La Estación de Radio ua-cam.com/video/uXW4zyDhkNA/v-deo.html
@La Estación de Radio ua-cam.com/video/q5MN5RrZKRg/v-deo.html
This?
I can’t like because of 69 likes
“It’s so fast, it’s like it stopped time!”
Looking back on it, it might have.
couldnt we just thrown a penny at him
Get back under the fucking ambulance
nani
@Kono Diego-da!! KILLER EXPERIENCE DAIZAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA "NO."
@Kono Diego-da!! I don't Even know, My stand is the one who knows idc I just make frogs and then make them explode
Part 3: Star Platinum has power that can break Dozens of Teeths that are as hard as diamonds.
Part 4: Can't break one Turtle boi
Turtle boi way stronger than teeth
Turtle Is Unbreakable
Mega Man X Powered Up diamond is Unbreakable: Crazy Diamond Durability:B
Because it was a marine species
Turtle = ocean
He can’t hurt the ocean anymore
Jotaro: uh oh, the goddamn rat's corrosive venom dart hit me...
I guess I'll just lay here and... strike a pose.
I love how Jotaro casually trash talk to his opponents.
The part with Kira battle should be it's own video called "Jotaro's Vietnam Flashbacks".
"A weeaboo serial killer triggers Jotaro's PTSDio' perhaps?
VilheimTheUnsinkable Yeah, pretty much.
Bubbadoobop the blond main villain impales his friend with his later time based stand, then says Muda? No trigger warnings here folks.
"Kira encounters a Stardust Crusader"
HAHAHHAHAHA I DIEDD
5:35 I’ve never seen such a condensed amount of rage coming from Jotaro’s face
Remember Dan
Hei Sei ah yes
last thing you want to see
what about when time resumed when he broke DIO's legs right after the roadroller
"TOKI WA UGOKI HAJIMETA"
Juan Rsp close second
Girls will love to travel and have vacations
Boys will fear travelling by plane because of joseph
Men will always remember how jotaro's travels were and just stay at home
Poor Jotaro, He still suffers from PTSDio
This made me appreciate how much of a badass Jotaro is. Like the guy has fukin holes in his body from the explosion and he still grabs kira from dropping down from a SINGLE PUNCH just to examine his watch.
DeVBestt 100%badass yare yare daze
DeVBestt Jotaro will do anything to protect the people he cares about. It's one of the best parts of his character. He will readily sacrifice himself to protect others, and it's so FUCKING noble and I LOVE IT.
DeVBestt And do note that that he did that JUST TO MAKE A JOKE AND LOOK COOL
Compared to other charactes in part 4
where they get straight to the point, Jotaro takes his time to say something cool either before or after the beating
And I like that c:
@@Flevir While it may not be the best part, I really like how part 6 handles... (part 6 spoilers, you've been warned)
Jotaro's death. Him dying to shield his daughter is both sad, kind of touching, and it shows how much of a selfless badass he is. (Even if he comes back at the end, because the 2nd universe reset restores everyone killed by Pucci, while also deleting Pucci.)
It's sad knowing that his gonna go in stone ocean
and while Jotaro daydreams, Kira gets away.
what a asshole, sleeping on the job. No wonder Jolyne hates him.
She didnt hate him later on tho :P
Jotaro sleeps on the job?
NO DIGNITY.
and pride.
Mek evrebodi hepi
“Time for Oras？” has to be the cutest thing
"you're wide open from your chin down!"
*Aims above chin
5:04
Kira: Wh-What's with this speed?...
Me: You pushed the DIO Button.
Ya shouldn’a did that.
PTSDIO INTESIFIES
*IS THAT A TFS REFERENCE!?!?*
You thought it was a ptsd but it was me DIO
Kira : I'm sorry, wha-
*ORA INTENSIFIED*
Time for ora's? i lost my shit on that one
In Memewagon we Trust.
need that image XD
gumgum921 hell yeah! :D
gumgum921 One sec, let me get Imgur up
saaaaaaame
I can imagine Jotaro's constant headache
the art styles had to change to prevent jotaro from having a mental breakdown
the fucKING KOICHI MEME I'M DYING
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Guanglai Kangyi
(but you don't need to remember)
Jeremy Abbott age 15
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bhyj
M
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *till i met these two very special guys...*
stoopid
i am wood
reatard
That feeling when a rat figures your stand out faster than you and your friends could.
Flithy Nobeard I know it’s a joke but whenever people say that I think that the rat probably just thinks he is teleporting. If he doesn’t attack time stop basically just is a teleport.
welp, unlike Jotaro, Dio actually tried to disguise how his stand works at least. e.g. polnareff staircase scene & the coffin opening scene
Jotaro does keep his time stop a secret, to everybody else it just seems like he teleports and I doubt Jotaro told anyone about it even. The problem is that he didn’t use Star Platinum for 10 years which caused it to get a bit weakened.
Me tryna call a random stray cat: 1:31
Jotaro: *materializes behind kira with stop time*
Jotaro: KIRA-KUN...
Samuel De La Torre nothing personell kid
This is fucking perfection. Jotaro getting them Egypt flashbacks were hilarious.
Everyone: Don't trigger Jotaro.
Kira: DoN't TrIgGeR jOtArO
Jotaro: *DoN't TrIgGeR jOtArO*
Pucci:Yeah No
Even speedwagon in heaven: dont trigger jotarito
@@kevinsheahan525Empório:*Empório do Triger weather report*
KONO PAWA!!
*_Muda_*
I just realized Jotaro almost died to a rat 😂
with an acid sniper that was able to kill like, 50 ppl but yeah.
though he did it on purpose for josuke (idk why tho the creator's high all the time)
and he could stop time but it moved TOWARDS him somehow, homing needles?
Not just a rat
But a rat with a stand
4:58 Oh My! What's that song!? I really like it
A bit late so my apologies:
"Get Ya Hands Up (mash-up)" by the funky freak
@@jakekals8416 Don't worry, thanks
A tunnel snake, a sniper rat, a toy tank and David Bowie all try to kill Jotaro.
It was just not his day.
Tunnel Snakes rule
Wait, what's the tunnel snake...?
@@shantaeisbae We're the tunnel snakes, and we rule.
And almost got -banged- kissed by his uncle mom
Uncreative Name yeah thats such a bruh moment
kira: yo punch this tank thing
jotaro: lol ok
star platinum: i swear this usually works
lmao
Jotaro theme: how in [the world]
is that tank so hard
Even the best part of me cannot kill it
Jojo punches one time
Blood : Adios
I probably stole this from somewhere but i serve the Soviet Union
Ok fair enough
Understandable
OUR MEME
Hmm its okay
0:26 my dad after watching my grades:
It been 1 year I just gonna continue this j o k e
Your dad : 0:30
Your dad look at your mom beating you : 4:42
Best Jotaro's PTSD video yet
k
Post-Traumatic Stand Disorder
PTSDIO
666
5:46
along with "Time For Ora's?"
this got me
Preston Garvey That zoom in with that text broke me. It really looks like Star Platinum is just a curious waiting creature, of course unlike most things like that, Start Platinum is waiting to deck you.
@@pixell2520 star platinum = dolphin
change my mind
splatty can be so cute sometimes lol
ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS MY HELP? SCREW U
5:13*?
5:12
Star platinum looks curious and cute at the same time
Different art style from the real Jotaro...
I still like it
Well this is a real jotaro as well...
4:14
Nice going, Kira, you just triggered his PTSD. Now we're all going to die.
"TRIGGERED"
He pushed the Dio button
GioGio He shouldn't of done that.
-Have Blonde hair
-Said Muda
-Punch a hole through his friend
-Pissing Jotaro Off
*He Sure will get a ORA*
Jhofarhans Jojo Don't forget he mentioned the amount of seconds he had left before saying the m word
Jotaro's belt changes from Cesar's bandanas to a regular pair of belts in between the rat fight and the explosion
He also changed his hat 3 times in the video
man david production are gods! they do such an amazing job making jojo!
Jotaro was such a chad when Kira showed up. This man had clearly not experienced being ora'd before.
JJBA Character: *gets hit once*
Their blood: 'Aight Imma head out
and if they're a main character, they get to lose 20 gallons and still fight.
*poke*
Oh no
Only happen when your team has a healer
Except it doesn’t because they have a water tower of it
Hm if thing stronger than idk for reason elephant punch u its hard to not loose blood or even Die
I really love it when people pick up on Jotaro's (possible) PTSD from his fight with DIO.
Same
you're right about the ptsd part its even confirmed search it up
SPOILERS
Cough cough "Knives" cough cough
@@giuseppeagresta1425 he saved jolyne when he saw those knifes that remember joseph lol
@@draxter7621 "that remember Joseph"
Wtf do you mean
This is so well edited, I absolutely love it
5:54 Koichi stands over. a shell of his former self
Koichi act 2
@@unkirbyjosuke1904 theres the flat top hair Koichi
That fucking last part.
Jotaro got fuckin' TRIGGERED
Jotaros expectations:
Study dolphins and marine biology
Jotaros reality: he almost got killed by a vampire
He almost died saving a little bit- I mean koichi
He couldn't even find Giorno
And his daughter hates and loves him
PART 6 SPOILERS BELOW
Plus the universe got reset after he died
His best friend's died too
@@lavenzavantas His daughter is Tsundere-ish
But he found a new starfish species so there's that
also all his friends are either dead or a turtle and he's got mondo ptsdio
"with these kind of power Jotaro can be the strongest warrior/assassin ever!"
*MARINE BIOLOGIST THAT OBSERVES STARFISH*
ok.
Sheer heart attack was the hardest enemy to beat in part 4
Jotaro's PTSD and the Guanglai Kangyi pose made me lose it.
Why is it called Guanglai Kangyi???
I thought it was just the Koichi pose meme
Guanglai Kangyi is Koichi's name in the Duwang translations of the manga, where basically a Chinese guy made bad scans and translations for the manga which spawned a bunch of memes. This was way before DiU aired on TV.
@@rawbinYT uh why didn't he use his name ?
@@jiwoo2820 u dont need 2 remember.
@@jiwoo2820 Cos it's the same character in Chinese and Japanese, but the pronunciation diverges quite drastically. I'm guessing that the guy used existing Chinese translations for his base to do the English translation, hence not knowing how 杜王 or 康一 would sound like in Japanese.
1:08 that moment when you punch your uncle.
wtf josuke is holly brother
uncle in law, but yeah
@@zeophalanx1751 they share the same blood
@@cestlezooicimw then half-brother
Peanut butter and Cheese no that’s his uncle
It's been 3 years, but this is still a classic.
I loved when Kira turned Koichis socks inside out and put his shoes back on after he almost killed him, what a nice guy
Time for Ora's?
YES, YES, YES!
Joseph Joestar Caesar is dead
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Legatus Marcus Yes Yes Yes Yes Y E S
Yes - Roundabout
Kira brought back Part 3 Jotaro. Good for us. Verrr bad for him.
jotaros face when he was holding the pain, i feel fucking bad for all the shit he has to go through.
1:30 Jotaro was slightly moved emotionally.
yes!
Part 3: our secret plan to defeat dio. Let jotaro handel it.
Part 4: our secret plan to beat kira. Let jotaro handel it
Part 6: our secret plan to ..... You get the point
KONO POWA!!!
What about part 5
@@dvd9578 Let Koichi (Jotaro's favourite kid) handle it by watching from afar.
Part 1846: our secret plan to make him spell handle right
Part 8: our secret plan to beat *insert future p8 villian* is to... uh... have the ALTERNATE universe Jotaro beat them
It's crazy. Part 3 Jotaro would have given Kira the DIO finisher. Part 4 Jotaro without injuries would've killed him right here excessively. Injured Jotaro just wasn't angry enough.
He ORA'd him so hard he became an other person.
+Abdulrahman Al-Rashed wait, could it be......? My crazy diamond and his star platinum.... the same type of stand.....
+Koichi is love they do have the same speed and power
+Koichi is love they do have the same speed and power
They don't. Star platinum is faster. Crazy Diamond is equal in power and exceeds in durability.
Reminder: in part 3 jotsro was able to withstand broken bones, ribs, knives, possible migraines. And while all of that pain he was still able to hold a steam roller.
And in part 4 he passed out on some explosion, awesome
To be fair, he had multiple holes blown THROUGH him. Considering most Characters die to one donut, I think we can cut him some slack
I always love a good Justice mashup
muda.
muda.
.,:_-\+•TRIGGERED!!
ora.
ora.
"Jotaro's Vietnam Flashbacks".
Muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,miss,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda
Muda,
oof
5:31
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.
*_F R E E Z E F R A M E_*
Well,all happened some days ago
When I was eating a sandwich with my Girlfriend
Well, it all started when I tried to kill a high schooler when this marine biologist came in abd ruined my plans
Well, it all started in the summer of 1999
Well, it all started when I got a B 0 N E R from the Mona Lisa's hands
I love kira's line in the dub during the beat down lol. "it's like the damn thing's stopped time!" but I love how Jotaro states Koichi won psychologically speaking in the sub... it's always interesting to see what lines stand out between the two
Why does the kira beatdown fit so well with the music 5:10 I just can't stop watching it's so smooth and cool it goes so well!!!! Nice job Sour