But the reset happen and... I don't think thats gonna happen.... And when he thought he would live a normal life in the another universe, Araki probaly is gonna get him back in the business He just want to be a peaceful life.
@@saiyanfang1047 I don't think he can stop time for too long like DIO, cause stopping time takes a huge stress on the human fatigue, and well DIO rejected his humanity so he doesn't have to worry about that.
@@Piratagarrapata its been around 20 years since part 6 started and 17 since it was finished and its veery easy to find don't expect to go talk about jojo , online and not get spoiled on a long finished part
It’s because he’s honoring Kakyoin. Kakyoin wanted to be a Marine Biologist but he died so Jotaro did it for him. He didn’t want to be a Marine Biologist but Kakyoin did so he did
@Sans Undertale I've seen you in a few of the comment threads on this video, and i have to ask You know that you could totally be spoiled here by anyone in the comment section, right? And, if that happens, you know it's your own damn fault because you got into this mess by yourself, right?
"I have about only 20 seconds" *Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about counting* *Kira proceeds to say MUDA* *Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about hearing useless* "Now you've really pissed me off"
If you think about Jotaro's situation... Enemy: Blonde Murderer That donuted a green uniform friend. Talks about how much seconds are left, says muda. Jotaro's PTSDIO is just blowing up
I think it's the same reason Jotaro couldn't smash SHA. He's getting older, and losing stand power with age. Note how he can't freeze time as long as in Stardust Crusaders.
Zain Naqvi It also strains his heart and he hadn't used it in a long time. He COULD stop time for longer, but any longer than he does and he seriously risks heart attacks.
This made me appreciate how much of a badass Jotaro is. Like the guy has fukin holes in his body from the explosion and he still grabs kira from dropping down from a SINGLE PUNCH just to examine his watch.
DeVBestt Jotaro will do anything to protect the people he cares about. It's one of the best parts of his character. He will readily sacrifice himself to protect others, and it's so FUCKING noble and I LOVE IT.
DeVBestt And do note that that he did that JUST TO MAKE A JOKE AND LOOK COOL Compared to other charactes in part 4 where they get straight to the point, Jotaro takes his time to say something cool either before or after the beating And I like that c:
@@Flevir While it may not be the best part, I really like how part 6 handles... (part 6 spoilers, you've been warned) Jotaro's death. Him dying to shield his daughter is both sad, kind of touching, and it shows how much of a selfless badass he is. (Even if he comes back at the end, because the 2nd universe reset restores everyone killed by Pucci, while also deleting Pucci.)
Preston Garvey That zoom in with that text broke me. It really looks like Star Platinum is just a curious waiting creature, of course unlike most things like that, Start Platinum is waiting to deck you.
Jotaro low key had to play the muscle, brains, strategist, and leader of the group most of the time while also being a mentor for Josuke. I guess that’s all they could do as the Morioh crew was mostly citizens anyway. Tough shoes to fill for sure.
Jotaros expectations: Study dolphins and marine biology Jotaros reality: he almost got killed by a vampire He almost died saving a little bit- I mean koichi He couldn't even find Giorno And his daughter hates and loves him
Part 3: our secret plan to defeat dio. Let jotaro handel it. Part 4: our secret plan to beat kira. Let jotaro handel it Part 6: our secret plan to ..... You get the point
Guanglai Kangyi is Koichi's name in the Duwang translations of the manga, where basically a Chinese guy made bad scans and translations for the manga which spawned a bunch of memes. This was way before DiU aired on TV.
@@jiwoo2820 Cos it's the same character in Chinese and Japanese, but the pronunciation diverges quite drastically. I'm guessing that the guy used existing Chinese translations for his base to do the English translation, hence not knowing how 杜王 or 康一 would sound like in Japanese.
Jotaro: "Finally, I can relax without anything bizzare happe-" *Meets his teenage great uncle, adopts his classmate, fights multiple Stand using weirdos seemingly every day, nearly dies to a rat and helps kink-shame a hand obsessed psychopathic murderer wearing someone else's face* Jotaro: yare yare daze...
Lets see Blonde villain with a stand that has no apparent weakness Said villain is extremely cunning and is only defeated by time stop School student in green gets turned into a donut Villain mentions time Also says Muda Villain has connections with bodies/body parts
"Said villain is extremely cunning and is only defeated by time stop" Please. Retard just stood out in the open and Jotaro didn't even need a timestop to fuck him up.
@@f00lish_commentator8 I was talking about the time Jotaro first met Kira. I assumed you were too since this is the moment most associated with Jotaro's PTSD.
It's crazy. Part 3 Jotaro would have given Kira the DIO finisher. Part 4 Jotaro without injuries would've killed him right here excessively. Injured Jotaro just wasn't angry enough.
Cactus pop Nah, he just needs to swim with some dolphins and stare at a starfish. Our little Ocean Man'll be fine. It's totally not like his experiences make it hard for him to be a father as he tries to protect his daughter by pushing her away so that nobody can put her in danger by trying to get at him. Ha ha... ha... hem.
Girls will love to travel and have vacations Boys will fear travelling by plane because of joseph Men will always remember how jotaro's travels were and just stay at home
Koichi is love Yeah, and DIO was a vampire with enhanced durability. Araki said that Brotaro unconsciously holds back against everything that isn't DIO.
5:17 damn that beatdown with the song is really fuccin badass. I wanna thank this vid for helpin me find such a badass song n i think ima use it for my stands beat down theme.
Is this your first time in Morioh, sir? Jotaro: yeah, what kind of place is it? Is there anything strange about it? Any incidents? Driver: well... I guess the Sky is perpetually yellow and we only own purple grass.... and people disappear randomly... but it’s a lovely place to raise a family!
![Outside of Jotaro's World [Diamond Is Unbreakable]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E0MFE_HAKQk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Outside of Jotaro's World [Diamond Is Unbreakable]](/img/tr.png)
PTSD = Post Traumatic SteamRoller Dio
Thick Vault Boy PTRD = Post Traumatic RODAROLLADA Dio
@@Niiue PTMD Post Traumatic MUDA Dio
PTRD = Post Traumatic ROADROLLA DA
@@aethersome part three steamroller DIOsorder
PTRRDD
Kira: muda
Jotaro: *_Your free trial of existence has expired_*
*_el cario remembers_*
Jotaro: *meets Giorno*
Jotaro: *triggered*
Ora ora
Giorno: no u
Lol kkkkikk
"How much is it for the next month?"
"You can't pay what you owe with money."
@@phoenixgamer10gaming18
Jotaro: So its the same stand type of Star platinum.
Giorno:
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
jotaro just wants a quiet life.
The Candyman hahahaha
NEEDS* a quiet life
Those ora's are pretty loud. Hell, the punches are basically shotgun blasts. :D
Sadly he almost got it, **but then he fucked up and people got murdered**
*kira’s theme starts playing*
Kira: "Muda"
_Famous last words before disaster struck_
I see so you are the new justin y
You.
@@philipm.peterson9292 ?
Omae
Giorno: *laughs in spaghetti*
If you read every part with Jotaro. You can clearly see he gets dragged into everyone else’s mess and just wants to go back to his dolphins.
My man just wants to be a marine biologist
But the reset happen and... I don't think thats gonna happen.... And when he thought he would live a normal life in the another universe, Araki probaly is gonna get him back in the business
He just want to be a peaceful life.
He’s out there banging some octopussy and they disturb him
Jotaro doesn't even exist post-reset since he died between MiH coming out and when the universe reset
@@gypsysprite4824 then why was jolyne there
jotaro kicked so much ass in the scenes he was in, that he had to be physically restrained by plot
Imagine how much shit he would kick if he hadn't been hurt by SHA.
Imagine if he practiced his stopping and got it up to 3 minutes
@Archilles Bongo watch part 6 and ull figure out what pucci can do to ts
@@saiyanfang1047 I don't think he can stop time for too long like DIO, cause stopping time takes a huge stress on the human fatigue, and well DIO rejected his humanity so he doesn't have to worry about that.
Pufferfish do an eat 70 page ora ending in a kira with more than 200 bones broken
It is actually amazing that this all happened because Dario thought being an alcoholic was a good idea.
DasEmmiYogurt and Jonathan’s father decided to hire a shitty stagecoach
Because Kars wanted fancy masks
because a meteor hit earth that gave people odd powers
Because Dio kicked Johnathan’s dog
Emmi Jogurt Pur best
I fully expect a "Jotaro's Day Out 2" when Stone Ocean gets animated
You mean "Jotaro's Last Day Out"?
@@jacobsan lol dont spoil the non manga readers
Jacob SP really had to spoil it for me
@@QUINOA. He develops agoraphobia that's all
@@Piratagarrapata its been around 20 years since part 6 started and 17 since it was finished and its veery easy to find don't expect to go talk about jojo , online and not get spoiled on a long finished part
*Jotaro's triggers*
Muda
Literally anything to do with time
Women
Loud women
Women are fine for him. Loud women though...
Steam Rollers
*Inside of Jotaro's Post World_*
Adam Harford Oh you miss one more thing
Kira and Dio stole my dolphin
Koichi's triggers:
remote controlled robots
arrows
kocchi wo miro
bombs
Jotaro just wants a normal adventure.
Unamused Rohan hahaha
Jotaro's Mundane Adventure
Ora's Average Series of Events.
Tell Araki to stop making being a Joestar a living hell.
Specifically with dolphins
Jotaro is Ironic. In Part 3 he said he never wants to be in the sea again. Look at him now. A Marine Biologist.
*palpatine voice* Ironic
@@goosetapo8748 Bruh XD
you're free trial of acknowledgement has now expired.
reason for duration cut: spoilers
@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 when the video a comment is on is on part 4 and saying part 3 spoilers is considered illegal
It’s because he’s honoring Kakyoin. Kakyoin wanted to be a Marine Biologist but he died so Jotaro did it for him. He didn’t want to be a Marine Biologist but Kakyoin did so he did
I love how Kira understood Jotaro's stand ability way faster than when the crusaders took on the World
Because Jotaro didn't even try to hide it, DIO was much more careful
@@MineCraftrules17 Bruh Dio stopped time for like 4 seconds when he donut'ed the milf hunter , he wasn't tryna hide shit
@@monsterror2536 No, I mean like he literally tells Josuke "I stopped time" when he meets him and DIO kills everyone who even mentions his power
@@MineCraftrules17 So you're telling me Josuke spread word about Jotaro's stand and Kira heard about it? xD
@@monsterror2536 "OI JOSUKE, I HEARD YOUR SCARY FRIEND CAN STOP TIME SO I ENDED UP TELLING A BLONDE GUY IN A SUIT AINT THAT WACKY"
Part 3: the worst vacation ever
Part 4: another pretty bad vacation
Part 6 :Very bad and last vacation
Since it end for Shonen jump Jojo
(Part 7 and 8 on Ultra jump)
Part 5: Ok this one was fine.
Maric28 Studio's (well not really fine, just found out my best friend has been turned into a turtle)
@@sinistor3727 Universe last vacation*
@@maric28studios Polnareff's vacation wasnt very fun
Kira: something about time, happens to say muda
Jotaro: tHEyrE in thE fUckInG treES
The trees say "wryyyyyy"
@@nitrolight1778 the trees says ZA WARUDO
The trees say "Road Roller"
The trees say TIME STOP
The trees say "Muda"
I lost it when I saw Koichi pose over his unconscious body.
wow no replyies
That's the power of his remote control stand
@@qualivia MOODY BLUES
1,4K likes...just 4 comments ? What kind of Stand is it....?
@@zoedaemon4940 King Crimson has errased those comments
"You're..."
"JOSEPHU!"
*"SKESKESKESKESKESKESKE"*
A
Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
And now we see the vsco girl in her natural habitat
You almost said josefumi
You have chosen *DEATH*
KSKSKSKSKS
PSPSPSPSPSPS
And that quick frame at 1:32 where he just looks confused lmao
Koichi is Jotaro's only beloved child.
*Distant imprisoned female screaming*
NoticeMeTompai and moaning
*loud feminine oras from a distance*
RIP Jolyne
Sans Undertale Ora.
(No, something entirely different happens. Now don’t look at this chat. I don’t want a guy spoiled due to this.)
@Sans Undertale I've seen you in a few of the comment threads on this video, and i have to ask
You know that you could totally be spoiled here by anyone in the comment section, right? And, if that happens, you know it's your own damn fault because you got into this mess by yourself, right?
koichi lived by his pose and he died by his pose
His pose lived on him as he died.
Just like Yamcha
@@metj6885 I don't know who, or what, this "Yamcha" is, but it sounds disappointing
@@timewellspent8137 dbz pleb dies by the weakest thing a plant and not a stand user either just a plain plant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@killuazoldyck2048 I was referring to DBZ Abridged
"I have about only 20 seconds"
*Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about counting*
*Kira proceeds to say MUDA*
*Jotaro proceeds to get flashbacks about hearing useless*
"Now you've really pissed me off"
If you think about Jotaro's situation...
Enemy: Blonde Murderer
That donuted a green uniform friend.
Talks about how much seconds are left, says muda.
Jotaro's PTSDIO is just blowing up
@@runic3063 also punches a hole in his abdomen so its pretty much dio but without the world
@@I.Drive01 That's what donutting is
@@nikolaciric6980 well I'm a dumb peice of shit after all
cringe
Star Platinum: Oi Jotaro is it time for ora's?
Jotaro: *keeps talking to Kira*
Star Platinum: ......
Star p.;So my time is never Come pk
5:35 I’ve never seen such a condensed amount of rage coming from Jotaro’s face
Remember Dan
Hei Sei ah yes
last thing you want to see
what about when time resumed when he broke DIO's legs right after the roadroller
"TOKI WA UGOKI HAJIMETA"
Juan Rsp close second
“It’s so fast, it’s like it stopped time!”
Looking back on it, it might have.
couldnt we just thrown a penny at him
Get back under the fucking ambulance
nani
@Kono Diego-da!! KILLER EXPERIENCE DAIZAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA "NO."
@Kono Diego-da!! I don't Even know, My stand is the one who knows idc I just make frogs and then make them explode
5:04
Kira: Wh-What's with this speed?...
Me: You pushed the DIO Button.
Ya shouldn’a did that.
PTSDIO INTESIFIES
*IS THAT A TFS REFERENCE!?!?*
You thought it was a ptsd but it was me DIO
Kira : I'm sorry, wha-
*ORA INTENSIFIED*
Anyone: muda
Jotaro: So anyways I started blasting
Punching* there, fixed it (i know this is a joke, but punching is more fitting)
@@Green-iv4lw *ora, this fits more than blasting and punching
@@madboii5678 yeah
I guess the only reason Kira got so badly beaten was because
he really pissed Jotaro off
Alithia And somehow Survived TWO Of those
Bardock SkyWalker He just wasn't mad enough.
Randomized _Geek BULLSHIT!!! Triggering his Ptsd is more than enough to get him pissed
I think it's the same reason Jotaro couldn't smash SHA. He's getting older, and losing stand power with age. Note how he can't freeze time as long as in Stardust Crusaders.
Zain Naqvi It also strains his heart and he hadn't used it in a long time. He COULD stop time for longer, but any longer than he does and he seriously risks heart attacks.
This made me appreciate how much of a badass Jotaro is. Like the guy has fukin holes in his body from the explosion and he still grabs kira from dropping down from a SINGLE PUNCH just to examine his watch.
DeVBestt 100%badass yare yare daze
DeVBestt Jotaro will do anything to protect the people he cares about. It's one of the best parts of his character. He will readily sacrifice himself to protect others, and it's so FUCKING noble and I LOVE IT.
DeVBestt And do note that that he did that JUST TO MAKE A JOKE AND LOOK COOL
Compared to other charactes in part 4
where they get straight to the point, Jotaro takes his time to say something cool either before or after the beating
And I like that c:
@@Flevir While it may not be the best part, I really like how part 6 handles... (part 6 spoilers, you've been warned)
Jotaro's death. Him dying to shield his daughter is both sad, kind of touching, and it shows how much of a selfless badass he is. (Even if he comes back at the end, because the 2nd universe reset restores everyone killed by Pucci, while also deleting Pucci.)
It's sad knowing that his gonna go in stone ocean
and while Jotaro daydreams, Kira gets away.
what a asshole, sleeping on the job. No wonder Jolyne hates him.
She didnt hate him later on tho :P
Jotaro sleeps on the job?
NO DIGNITY.
and pride.
Mek evrebodi hepi
Fun fact: when jotaro called josuke a bastard he literally meant it.
🤣🤣 that's true
When bastard isn't actually a insult
no dad
@@babsoo7329 bastard means illegitimate son as in josukes mum wasn't married when she had him
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
5:12
Star Platinum: *Materializes behind Jotaro* Time for ora's?
Jotaro: YES YES YES YES
*YES*
yes yes yes
By far the most adorable you could ever make an angry time-stopping punch ghost.
YES YES YES
*_YES_*
Oh my god....
@@handsome4922 Except make it respond to the Spongebob intro.
GodIlovethiscommunity
A tunnel snake, a sniper rat, a toy tank and David Bowie all try to kill Jotaro.
It was just not his day.
Tunnel Snakes rule
Wait, what's the tunnel snake...?
@@shantaeisbae We're the tunnel snakes, and we rule.
And almost got -banged- kissed by his uncle mom
Uncreative Name yeah thats such a bruh moment
Part 3: stardust crusaders: What is Dio's ability? How does his stand works? WTF?
Part 4: Kira: BRUH did you just stop time?
Part 7: (Spoiler)
That guy can stop time now, huh? not so neet.
@@Lavamario1 tbf Johnny has already met Ringo who uses time ability too
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644 kinda, but it's not hard to find out if he tells them every detail of his ability
Random rat in part 4: Oh look,you can stop time
Tbh , dio first used his ability to trolling polnareff and later that senator lol ,even I didnt figure it out the first time I read the manga
Jotaro really is just an adult looking after a bunch of ignorant children
and ur just a bitch with an ugly watch
The part with Kira battle should be it's own video called "Jotaro's Vietnam Flashbacks".
"A weeaboo serial killer triggers Jotaro's PTSDio' perhaps?
VilheimTheUnsinkable Yeah, pretty much.
Bubbadoobop the blond main villain impales his friend with his later time based stand, then says Muda? No trigger warnings here folks.
"Kira encounters a Stardust Crusader"
HAHAHHAHAHA I DIEDD
Time for ora's? i lost my shit on that one
In Memewagon we Trust.
need that image XD
gumgum921 hell yeah! :D
gumgum921 One sec, let me get Imgur up
saaaaaaame
kira: yo punch this tank thing
jotaro: lol ok
star platinum: i swear this usually works
lmao
Jotaro theme: how in [the world]
is that tank so hard
Even the best part of me cannot kill it
Jotaro: Finally, peace and quiet.
Pucci: Have you heard of our Lord and savior?
Pucci: Have you heard of our Lord and saviour, Dio Brando
Jotaro: Good Grief, Not again
I am here
Lol 🤣🤣🤣😂
Jotaro: fuck!!!!!!!!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Part 3: Star Platinum has power that can break Dozens of Teeths that are as hard as diamonds.
Part 4: Can't break one Turtle boi
Turtle boi way stronger than teeth
Turtle Is Unbreakable
Mega Man X Powered Up diamond is Unbreakable: Crazy Diamond Durability:B
Because it was a marine species
Turtle = ocean
He can’t hurt the ocean anymore
4:14
Nice going, Kira, you just triggered his PTSD. Now we're all going to die.
"TRIGGERED"
He pushed the Dio button
GioGio He shouldn't of done that.
-Have Blonde hair
-Said Muda
-Punch a hole through his friend
-Pissing Jotaro Off
*He Sure will get a ORA*
Jhofarhans Jojo Don't forget he mentioned the amount of seconds he had left before saying the m word
5:46
along with "Time For Ora's?"
this got me
Preston Garvey That zoom in with that text broke me. It really looks like Star Platinum is just a curious waiting creature, of course unlike most things like that, Start Platinum is waiting to deck you.
@@pixell2520 star platinum = dolphin
change my mind
splatty can be so cute sometimes lol
ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS MY HELP? SCREW U
5:13*?
1:05 if Jotaro was Dio or Diavolo, Josuke would have been donutted
you mean if Jotaro was a stand using jojo villian
Jotaro could've donuted him too but that's not his type of style of fighting
@@Rocketshoes he wants to make them see his power and every fight with him they are not dead because of his mercy.
@@tenteclz8731 yeah well said he wants them to feel every punch
@@Rocketshoes he can literally destroy a tank with a punch and he do a 7 page of barrage only on his enemies so he can only break their bones
Everyone: Don't trigger Jotaro.
Kira: DoN't TrIgGeR jOtArO
Jotaro: *DoN't TrIgGeR jOtArO*
Pucci:Yeah No
Even speedwagon in heaven: dont trigger jotarito
@@kevinsheahan525Empório:*Empório do Triger weather report*
KONO PAWA!!
*_Muda_*
Jotaro's belt changes from Cesar's bandanas to a regular pair of belts in between the rat fight and the explosion
He also changed his hat 3 times in the video
1:08 that moment when you punch your uncle.
wtf josuke is holly brother
uncle in law, but yeah
@@zeophalanx1751 they share the same blood
@@cestlezooicimw then half-brother
Peanut butter and Cheese no that’s his uncle
Jotaro low key had to play the muscle, brains, strategist, and leader of the group most of the time while also being a mentor for Josuke.
I guess that’s all they could do as the Morioh crew was mostly citizens anyway. Tough shoes to fill for sure.
Josuke AND Koichi.
the fucKING KOICHI MEME I'M DYING
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Guanglai Kangyi
(but you don't need to remember)
Jeremy Abbott age 15
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bhyj
M
Deep Hurting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *till i met these two very special guys...*
stoopid
i am wood
reatard
Time for Ora's?
YES, YES, YES!
Joseph Joestar Caesar is dead
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Legatus Marcus Yes Yes Yes Yes Y E S
Yes - Roundabout
Jotaros expectations:
Study dolphins and marine biology
Jotaros reality: he almost got killed by a vampire
He almost died saving a little bit- I mean koichi
He couldn't even find Giorno
And his daughter hates and loves him
PART 6 SPOILERS BELOW
Plus the universe got reset after he died
His best friend's died too
@@lavenzavantas His daughter is Tsundere-ish
But he found a new starfish species so there's that
also all his friends are either dead or a turtle and he's got mondo ptsdio
Koichi: **walks with briefcase**
Giorno: **hippty hoppity I now own your property**
This doesnt have anything to do with this video
I remeber a meme from this hmmm...
Its like this
Koichi: *have briefcase*
Giorno: our briefcase
Faye Ompad, more like
Koichi: this my briefcase
Giorno: briefcase? I believe this is a frog.
This is fucking perfection. Jotaro getting them Egypt flashbacks were hilarious.
5:12 Ora time?
5:23 Ora time.
Star platinum: Ora time?
Jotaro: *silence*
Me: YES YES YES *YES* Oh my god
I love how Star Platinum looks at 5:12
It was so adorable :>
JJBA Character: *gets hit once*
Their blood: 'Aight Imma head out
and if they're a main character, they get to lose 20 gallons and still fight.
*poke*
Oh no
Only happen when your team has a healer
Except it doesn’t because they have a water tower of it
Hm if thing stronger than idk for reason elephant punch u its hard to not loose blood or even Die
Jotaro stand up
3:28 killer queen : surprise cat face
muda.
muda.
.,:_-\+•TRIGGERED!!
ora.
ora.
"Jotaro's Vietnam Flashbacks".
Muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,miss,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda,muda
Muda,
oof
star platinum comes out
"What's good now little nigga?"
EricScissorkick o
_Watch closely! You're about to experience, an ORA Moment._
Best Jotaro's PTSD video yet
k
Post-Traumatic Stand Disorder
PTSDIO
666
Kira:”i’ve only got twenty seconds”
Jotaro:”did you just....”
MAKE A DIO REFERENCE!?!?!
Muda
@@CoolFennekin ...alright you son of a bitch how much did he pay you and how did you meet him
*2 seconds later * *Kira is ded*
Gavin Jensen I’ll find you and ensure you’re bloodline is cursed
@Low xang yen Koichi?
Part 3: our secret plan to defeat dio. Let jotaro handel it.
Part 4: our secret plan to beat kira. Let jotaro handel it
Part 6: our secret plan to ..... You get the point
KONO POWA!!!
What about part 5
@@dvd9578 Let Koichi (Jotaro's favourite kid) handle it by watching from afar.
Part 1846: our secret plan to make him spell handle right
Part 8: our secret plan to beat *insert future p8 villian* is to... uh... have the ALTERNATE universe Jotaro beat them
I really love it when people pick up on Jotaro's (possible) PTSD from his fight with DIO.
Same
you're right about the ptsd part its even confirmed search it up
SPOILERS
Cough cough "Knives" cough cough
@@giuseppeagresta1425 he saved jolyne when he saw those knifes that remember joseph lol
@@draxter7621 "that remember Joseph"
Wtf do you mean
Jotaro's PTSD and the Guanglai Kangyi pose made me lose it.
Why is it called Guanglai Kangyi???
I thought it was just the Koichi pose meme
Guanglai Kangyi is Koichi's name in the Duwang translations of the manga, where basically a Chinese guy made bad scans and translations for the manga which spawned a bunch of memes. This was way before DiU aired on TV.
@@rawbinYT uh why didn't he use his name ?
@@jiwoo2820 u dont need 2 remember.
@@jiwoo2820 Cos it's the same character in Chinese and Japanese, but the pronunciation diverges quite drastically. I'm guessing that the guy used existing Chinese translations for his base to do the English translation, hence not knowing how 杜王 or 康一 would sound like in Japanese.
koichi posing over his unconscious body was just the icing on the cake
Kira brought back Part 3 Jotaro. Good for us. Verrr bad for him.
4:14
Jotaro: _[TRIGGERED]_
Star platinum: Time for ORA's?
Jotaro: Its always time for ORA's.
I'll make you one better
Star platinum: kaboom?
Jotaro: yes rico, kaboom
Jotaro: "Finally, I can relax without anything bizzare happe-"
*Meets his teenage great uncle, adopts his classmate, fights multiple Stand using weirdos seemingly every day, nearly dies to a rat and helps kink-shame a hand obsessed psychopathic murderer wearing someone else's face*
Jotaro: yare yare daze...
5:31
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.
*_F R E E Z E F R A M E_*
Well,all happened some days ago
When I was eating a sandwich with my Girlfriend
Well, it all started when I tried to kill a high schooler when this marine biologist came in abd ruined my plans
Well, it all started in the summer of 1999
Well, it all started when I got a B 0 N E R from the Mona Lisa's hands
Lets see
Blonde villain with a stand that has no apparent weakness
Said villain is extremely cunning and is only defeated by time stop
School student in green gets turned into a donut
Villain mentions time
Also says Muda
Villain has connections with bodies/body parts
98.5% match to DIO, initiating ass kicking oras.
@@VeraVemaVena bro I was going to say that
"Said villain is extremely cunning and is only defeated by time stop" Please. Retard just stood out in the open and Jotaro didn't even need a timestop to fuck him up.
@@inr9751 Fuck, I guess I forgot how DiU ended huh.
@@f00lish_commentator8 I was talking about the time Jotaro first met Kira. I assumed you were too since this is the moment most associated with Jotaro's PTSD.
It's crazy. Part 3 Jotaro would have given Kira the DIO finisher. Part 4 Jotaro without injuries would've killed him right here excessively. Injured Jotaro just wasn't angry enough.
He ORA'd him so hard he became an other person.
+Abdulrahman Al-Rashed wait, could it be......? My crazy diamond and his star platinum.... the same type of stand.....
+Koichi is love they do have the same speed and power
+Koichi is love they do have the same speed and power
They don't. Star platinum is faster. Crazy Diamond is equal in power and exceeds in durability.
2:20 Jotaro flying to the other side of the room
Me: Sad Kakyion flashbacks*
That fucking last part.
Jotaro got fuckin' TRIGGERED
I love it when he tells the girls to shut up. I agree that Japanese anime girls are annoying when they scream like that.
Jonathan Irizarry I love that they just go "Hoiiiii~" and walk off. Seriously girls if you wanna get with Josuke be more like Yuya's fangirls.
I like how your name starts with jo
@@mmmohyeah281 his name is literally the first jojo
Oh god
For 2 years he was here all along.
Kira: mention about time and Muda*
Jotaro: so you have chosen death.
5:23
jotaro's badass scene with badass music
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@La Estación de Radio ua-cam.com/video/q5MN5RrZKRg/v-deo.html
This?
I can’t like because of 69 likes
The song that starts at 4:50 is called "TheFunkyFr34k - Get Ya Hands Up (Mash-Up)"
"Not all heroes wear capes"
Stanisław Dyrcz sometimes they beat the shit out of their opponents
from minute 4:03 to 5:44. Better than sex
Santiago Ruiz Farias exactly
one long Vietnam flashback
Santiago Ruiz Farias EGYPT FLASHBACKS
Santiago Ruiz Farias agreed
Santiago Ruiz Farias #Facts
war flashbacks
I dont mean to reply to a year old comment for the sake of replying about a meme but I seriously thought that was me for a sec lmao. Same Asriel pic
I didn't realize these two were different people until the second one told about mistaking that guy for himself
@@lioneljonson6893 literally the same happened to me lol
Cairo flashbacks*
Kira: *Says anything about time*
Jotoro: *Vietnam flashbacks*
This poor man needs to take a day off, go to a therapist and take a nap.
Cactus pop Nah, he just needs to swim with some dolphins and stare at a starfish. Our little Ocean Man'll be fine. It's totally not like his experiences make it hard for him to be a father as he tries to protect his daughter by pushing her away so that nobody can put her in danger by trying to get at him. Ha ha... ha... hem.
@@Flevir then everything he had done won't matter anymore because of what'll happen next.
Time for ORA's
Why am i reading this in a obnoxious kid voice?
The real reason you lost Kira... You triggered my PTSD.
No, he just really pissed Jotaro off. Like... Dio.
Jotaro: uh oh, the goddamn rat's corrosive venom dart hit me...
I guess I'll just lay here and... strike a pose.
Cairo is Jotaro's Vietnam
Perfect
Can't lie, at 2:01 the music fits in so perfectly, it gives me mad goosebumps every time I see it.
damn ur right
@@marsig2657 WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN MUSIC THO
@Hypno Tech you can’t?
@@jerryyep9808 its justice waters of Nazareth mixed with Jotaros theme
@@Ash_6614 thank you for fuck sakes XD
Girls will love to travel and have vacations
Boys will fear travelling by plane because of joseph
Men will always remember how jotaro's travels were and just stay at home
time for ora's? 5:14
Yup
Killer Queen at 3:28 be like "oh hell no I'm outta here"
After seeing this animated, I have a real hard time understanding how Kira survived the ora's.
Solemn Bravado Jotaro was pretty weak due to the blood loss.
Remember that the stand is strong as the user is it as well.
+A cat also, he's regularly holding back, as shown where he shattered Dio's skull like a goddamned rice cake when given the opportunity.
Koichi is love Yeah, and DIO was a vampire with enhanced durability. Araki said that Brotaro unconsciously holds back against everything that isn't DIO.
Also it's stated that Jotaro would've utterly anihilated him if he wasn't as injured as he was.
Jotaro Had The Best Day Out : He Beated Up His 15yo uncle He Met a relieable guy and killed a david bowie wanna be and respected the ladies
Me tryna call a random stray cat: 1:31
Jesus Christ he said the M word! He signed his death warrant
Where did you get the background music??? It's dope!
It’s a mashup of Waters Of Nazareth and Stardust Crusaders
Siivagunner
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For the ending bgm where jojos ptsd went full throttle
Max Lai dope
I lost my shit at the end....
I love how Jotaro casually trash talk to his opponents.
When somebody presses the Dio button
It's time for Ora's
5:17 damn that beatdown with the song is really fuccin badass. I wanna thank this vid for helpin me find such a badass song n i think ima use it for my stands beat down theme.
what is the song called. plz
@@chaoticnachos380 Get ya hands up
@@Crusher29 Nani?! Hands!!
The song when Jotaro is kicking Kira's ass is "TheFunkyFr34k - Get Ya Hands Up".
Why isn't this in the description bruh?
spritejunkee ty
He forgot
Thank you!
Araki forgot
"you're wide open from your chin down!"
*Aims above chin
Is this your first time in Morioh, sir?
Jotaro: yeah, what kind of place is it? Is there anything strange about it? Any incidents?
Driver: well... I guess the Sky is perpetually yellow and we only own purple grass.... and people disappear randomly... but it’s a lovely place to raise a family!
4:07
can we get an f for Jotaro and his PTSD from fighting DIO.(edit: nothing just screwing with you)
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“Out of all the places I’ve been too, nothing has been more bizarre than Morioh”
-Jotaro Kujo
the art styles had to change to prevent jotaro from having a mental breakdown