Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.
I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening? And then the steam roller shows up.
Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.
Reminds me of Kano from MKX. After a good combo or any move that lays his opponent on their ass, he says "no charge" pretty badass because he's a swindling soldier of fortune.
Dio: Steely. You failed me. You know what happens to those who fail me, right... Steely: My bones are already liquid and my organs are paste, don't do this.
@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.
After you wrote it down, I now realize that most of the time Kakyoin almost always saves the Crusader, even though he doesn't have a strong stand like Jotaro, he is very intelligent and clever (not because he has an IQ above 100 of course) So Araki made him injured so he didn't speed up the fight, now I imagine how part 4 would be with Kakyoin, Maybe Kira's whereabouts will be found soon because Kakyoin is there to help
It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy. Yes, read that without context.
Gotta give dan props. He took 4 scene transitions worth of str8 beatings and even got a receipt in case he wants to return that beat down for a new one
I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him
1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff
Then you realize that to those kids it just looks like Steely Dan's getting the shit beaten out of him while Jotaro is standing there writing a reciept.
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in a nutshell: Enemy: You’ve been absolutely outmatched in every possible manner, leaving you with no room to retaliate whatsoever, leaving me the victor. Jojo: Guess I’ll die. Enemy: Really? Jojo: Lol no
I love the fists at 2:25 especially. Because you think that Star Platinum is finished and will hit the final blow, but then he just proceeds to ORA ORA him a little bit more because he thought "fuck it, he deserves more" lmao
I think it was with the intention of breaking his legs, And literally everything else in his body. If he's not dead, he's probably covered in bandages from head to toe vegetating for the rest of his pathetic life in agony. At least I hope so 😅
"Here's your receipt." As if we needed any more confirmation that Jotaro is a certified badass. *ADDENDUM:* It gets even better in the English dub! "Your receipt-you can keep the frickin' change."
About that receipt: It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.
David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.
Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING I would fucking shit myself
The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.
The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.
I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...
Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case
Jotaro doesn't intentionally kill people like most stand users, Steely Dan isn't dead, he just wont be able to walk anymore, if jotaro wanted to kill steely dan, steely dan would've been dead already.
Earlier to this moment that nigga was in full control of Jotaro and was doing everything he can to him becuase of a certain Ace up his sleeve. And Jotaro was noting the things he was doing and says he'll make him pay dearly. After ORA ORA ing the shit outta him, he gets the payback and gives the receipt. That I think makes this scene all the more badass.
My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OOOORAAAAAAAAA
@@matzin5132 ora in english is being punched by star platinum while getting 'HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY' shouted at you
I remember before getting to this scene, i wanted Jotaro so desperatley to give him one nice and long ORA ORA ORA to finish him off. And the show didn't let me down. Gosh how good that felt...
+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him
Jo-Smooth That goes into Araki's inconsistency box. Going by Star Platinums diamond breaking feat, even 1 punch from him would turn any human's bones to dust. You can't tell me either that Jotaro held back against Steely Dan after what he put him through, Jotaro got pissed af. Steely Dan should've been deader than any JoJo villain has ever been but he simply got "retired". So yeah, if we're going down that road Araki has a not very proud track-record.
I love how young jotaro was calm, collected and pretty badass. He punched almost everybody, he beat up an adult as a child, he inhaled a ghost, he beat the shit out of a gay vampire, he punched a blind dude, he made a master gambler panic.
Seeing that moment, where pure good defeated pure evil, is why this is one of the greatest Jojo battles ever, because of how that arrogant prick finally got what's coming to him; it was the virtue of patience that strikes at the best moment.
Mom: THE ONLY BREAK YOU'LL HAVE.... IS YOUR BREAK FROM LIFE!!!!!!! *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
+The Quarter Guy just you wait for Part 5, in the manga one of the villains is punched for 7 pages, this scene in the manga was only 3 and a half pages.
For the people wondering why Dan's scream of pain came after he was punched through the wall instead of while he was being punched, that's because it's not a scream of pain. It's the sound of his soul leaving his body.
@@adamdimitri2562 SP has a destructive power of A while GE has a destructive power of C. Check the Stand Stats there is proof enough of the difference in power between Star Platinum and Gold Experience.
@@adamdimitri2562 I'm so sorry. I read that as ' What is the proof that Star Platinum is strong than Gold Experience'. I didn't have my specs on me. I really am sorry. Forgive me please.
No, its the same note he wrote near the beginning when steely still had control of jotaro... Remember when he started jotting down all the things Steely was doing(stealing his watch, kicking, etc..)? its that same note, which makes it even more badass.
Let’s be honest we all want a stand like Star Platinum actually let me rephrase that we all want a stand that’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum
I loved this episode because Jotaro just has this silent rage accumulating through the whole thing and you just know Steely Dan is going to get an unholy amount of shit kicked out of him and it all beautifully reaches its crescendo here.
That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.
Bystander: Man wildly convulses in air for 20 seconds as teen stares angrily at him.
@@ThatsJustTammy part 5 is a gay couple being filled with bullet holes and a kid t-posing on their corpses.
Part six is just people getting filled with invisible string. Just invisible noodles everywhere
Teen that has the body build of a man in his mid to late 20's and has been hitting the gym for at least 5+ years.
Giorno did 30 seconds of MUDA MUDA
The 7 page muda was a little disappointing tbh. Didnt have the raw impact that this one has
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.
Damn bro 😂😂😂
This comment is criminally underrated
Happens all the time where I live
I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening?
And then the steam roller shows up.
He just stood there
Menacingly
They wouldn’t be wrong if they thought some supernatural thing was going on though lol
"Just try to attack me with star platinum"
Last words before being attacked by star platinum
“What’re you gonna do, stab me?” Quote from man stabbed
“What are you gonna do jotaro!?punch me!?”quote from punched man
he asked for it, so jotaro served his ass
@@frallbobroggins4005 "you won't shoot"
“What are you gonna do shoot me?”
-Quote from man shot
Everybody is like "Jotaro is so badass", but can we talk about the fact that Kakyoin was smart enough to let his Stand around Lovers ?
We’ll never forget kakyoin
o7
For real, man was a real vital member of the crusaders. Like they'd literally be dead if it wasn't for Kakyoin during Death 13's encounter
A true JoBro
Kakyoin is easily the smartest crusader and possibly one of the most loved jobro along with bruno
*Jotaros theme plays*
Villain: *"Guess I'll die"*
A Wild Doggo *retire
same with every other jojo
@@Funstun-yk7oo Especially Giorno.
Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.
Scramjet Jetscram Jotaro’s voice actor is better and SP punches sound like gunshots. Its more satisfying than Giorno’s beatdown by far.
Other Stands: spirit photos, space manipulation, time stop.
Star Platinum: *p u n c h*
Punchy boi
Star platinum can stop time too tho.
MrKlassic thats hot
The Emperor: *GUN*
the world: *P U N C H* but with time stop
Villain: You fool! I don’t have any weakness!
Jotaro Kujo: _What if I punch you _*_really hard?_*
Villain:i have one weakness!
"That sounds like something Goku would say."
what if we punch them really hard...
together?
@@bcgazero6472Me:then can you survive space and alternate versions of Jotaro?
Villains: I have three weaknesses
@@firestorm_7567 never knew jotaro was communist
Steely Dan: "Please forgive me!"
Jotaro: "You want forgiveness? Get religion"
Bully Jotaro
@@aimanishak4364 jotaro maguire
to be fair, steely dan does serve dio which means “god” in italian
Jotaro was bully along
"You want forgiveness? Then meet Jesus"
*Proceeds to do the Ora Ora AGRESSIVELY*
Just try to attack me with star platinum
Famous last words.
Jotaro: Lmao okay
"What're you gonna do, ORA ORA me?" ~ Steely Dan
@@nikothomas6660 *YES, YES, YES, YES*
*Y E S*
@@nikothomas6660 Last Words from Man ORA ORA'd.
Star Platinum: *Smirk*
Stardust crusaders: "retired"
Diamond is unbreakable: friendship is magic
Golden Wind: you are already dead
Thats how mafia work
giorno with a dreem:omea wa mou shindeuru
every single evil person in passione:NANI
@Joseph Buccelli sbr: patriotism is wonderful
@Joseph Buccelli
How you in few words spoiled half of jojolion!?
Steel Ball Run: you've yee'd your last haw, partner
"Here's your receipt."
Still one of the coolest deliveries in the series and it's a phrase you hear every day in the store...
You go to a store everyday? You must have some crazy good social interaction energy chargers, mine take a week or two for a full charge
@@familiayoutuber4769 I don't even have the money to buy something from the store
@@XiELEd4377 lmao
Taking a receipt is a JoJo reference
Reminds me of Kano from MKX. After a good combo or any move that lays his opponent on their ass, he says "no charge" pretty badass because he's a swindling soldier of fortune.
Steely Dan isn't just retired from business as a mercenary. He's retired from life 💀
The "UGGAHHHHH" scream is the sound of his soul leaving his body
@@dark7element *Being ejected from.*
He was officially pardoned.......from life.
“So Jotaro is just left with someone he’s not allowed to punch, I can only imagine how well this will go”
Basically he earned himself three beatings worth over the course of this episode.
lol XD
this entire episode was just jotaro looking at a countdown clock for the ok to beat this dude and he was heavily breathing the whole time
Kakyoin: "Oh no."
Polnareff: "Oh no."
Jotaro: "FUCK."
@@lunarservant6781 When this one powerful move is finally off cooldown :
Dio: Steely. You failed me. You know what happens to those who fail me, right...
Steely: My bones are already liquid and my organs are paste, don't do this.
I wanna see that
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!
Que Dio stabbing him with a finger and draining him dry. After all, it should be easy with everything being mushy.
"end me."
Implying steely dan isn't dead
Love how even the "cowardly" characters in jojo are still jacked and muscular asf lmao
Thats part 3 for ya
Almost every single character looks like a body builder
@@crippledjoestar5739 even in part 8 though most of the rock dudes were pretty jacked except for vitamin c user
@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.
Death 13
Kakyoin is LITERALLY the reason the crusaders survived until dio(death 13) and figured dios ability in time. He was the goat
I really hated he died tho
Kakyoin is so smart, the story had to nearly blind him for most of the group's time in Cairo to stop them from winning too quickly. XD
Kakyoin crusaders
After you wrote it down, I now realize that most of the time Kakyoin almost always saves the Crusader, even though he doesn't have a strong stand like Jotaro, he is very intelligent and clever (not because he has an IQ above 100 of course) So Araki made him injured so he didn't speed up the fight, now I imagine how part 4 would be with Kakyoin, Maybe Kira's whereabouts will be found soon because Kakyoin is there to help
@@jessetrombley3949ain’t no way 😭🙏
“My stand is undefeatable” - every defeated stand user in existence
thats why the protagonists always win. they never say their stand is undefeatable
Ger kinda did, and got away with it.
@@glorshnipecandif7667 GER is too op to even count in the list, dude literally put diavolo in a permanent death loop
@@angelu_lwqv Not canon tho
@@nashgoodson3069 possible tho
Every bone in that mans body was reduced to the finest powder known.
Tony Montana from Scarface proceeded to sniff up all that powder
turned him into Turgo's Executive Power
Living Death Charlie Sheen uses that shit as an exlixr of immortality
LHAxis Johnson Cocainum
All of his internal organs were turned into the softest, thinnest pulp ever achieved
Admit it. Everyone has or had someone who they wish would receive a beat down like this.
Vanilla Ice.
My bully.
the slaves in my basement
@@imvegan1994 hold up
@@imvegan1994 Wait a minute
“Here’s your receipt”
that’s legit one of the coolest things jotaro has said and you hear it every time you leave the store
Bro Fr thought this copied comment would pop off
@@comradealesha2914 its not copied tho
@@comradealesha2914 also this is from 5 months ago and i have stopped watching jojo
@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 not copied? Look at the top comments, some guy commented the same exact thing as you like 5 month before you did
@@comradealesha2914 i came up with this alone tho
"How to deal with a school bully"
Google: Politely ask them to stop.
*Bing:*
2:12
Fuck, I'd agree with the Bing search.
What you think : 2:08
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING : 1:43
Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamidamudamudmudamudamudamuda
Oraoraoroaroaoroaoraoraoraoraoroaoraoroaoraoroaoroaoraoraoraoraora
I love how the kids don't care that a man is convulsing in front of them
Dont they run off playing before he starts ora oraing
*IN THE AIR*
@@triangulum8869 Ye but they should have heard all the *ORA ORA*
@@doodlewang268 None stand users don't hear stand sounds and even then, hearing ora for no reason while a man is convulsing mid air wouldn't help
@@capybarafilmstudios1620 ye I kinda meant that as a joke but ok
But they should have heard all the beat up soooo
In the manga, it's three pages of ORAORAORA!
If 20+ seconds = 3 pages
what about Giorno's 7 page muda beatdown
Let's see Giorno's 7 page
20 seconds for 3 pages...close to 45 seconds
That WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shoud be atleast a minute long
A
Para el muda de giorno vs ciaccolata seria un capitulo entero
1:41 Dan's terrified squeal always gets me
There's something so satisfying about Jotaro beating the shit out of someone.
Especially when the asshole deserved it
but that "yare yare.." before is much more
Too bad his face got sliced
Never did anyone deserve it so damn much as Steely Dan. Even Kira and Dio were less deserving of a multi-page beatdown
It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy.
Yes, read that without context.
Other animes: Power of friendship
Jojo: Jotaro's Theme
JOJOS BIZARRE adventures, death is magic
**friendship*
@@LunaFreya456 thanks
shounen anime moment
That's why Jojo is superior. No fucking talk no jutsus. Just fists
0:20 actually trying distract Jotaro with *dolphin* sound
I laughed way too hard on this XD
@@zorroarkrz1686 agreed, I can never see this scene the same way ever again
Part 4 Jotaro would’ve died if he took the place of his teenager self
sure, you can r/woosh me if you want but it’s a fact
Bruh I'm in tears 🤣🤣😅
2：27で「オラオラ」が「オラオ」で切れるとこまで原作セリフのコマを再現してる作りこみの細かさ 良い制作に恵まれてる
2:27
"You can't pay back what you owe with money." That's because the only currency that Jotaro recognizes is pain.
And bones...
*And organs...*
*_And blood_*
The receipt was for 5000 punches
And now I guess the only currency Giorno recognizes is *_Death_*
Jotaro is probably the edgiest Jojo so this definitely applies
What's the exchange rate of that with dollar?
Doctor: Good Lord! How did you manage to break literally every bone in your body?!
Steely Dan:...I fell down some stairs... repeatedly...
Doctor: Those stairs must have been made of metal to have caused this much damage, maybe _platinum_...
Steely Dan: NNOOOOOOOOO!
I guess you can call them Stair Platinum.
@Jim Z I hate you so fucking much..... (likes comment) XD
Doctor:Do you see stars?
Steely Dan: STTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO. I TOLD YOU DAWG
Gotta give dan props. He took 4 scene transitions worth of str8 beatings and even got a receipt in case he wants to return that beat down for a new one
This comment really got me 😂
Masochism: The Man
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 If steely dan was a masochist he would have definetely had an orgasm. 💀
"This beatdown was ineffective, could I exchange it for a new one instead?"
"Oh, sure. I wouldn't mind."
*Proceeds to do a 6 pages ORA.*
I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him
"nearly 100% powderized skeleton"
hmmm lemme add that to my vocabulary real quick
@@therealpyrotf2 gonna be so rubbery without that skeleton you’ll have to call him Steely D. An
@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Steely Sans
I dunno. Can't help but think there mustn't be a whole lot left of his skull after he goes through that brick wall at the end.
@Brasswatchman exactly. Nearly 100% Powderized skeleton.
We know it didn't kill him because he's listed as "Retired" not dead
everybody gangsta unti-
*ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA*
Well except for Dio
R and L entertainment jotaro combines all the attacks in a barrage into one massive *ORA*
Vay aq Jojocu bi türk sonunda
3 page ora
Vay be türk
I feel like Steely Dan status as "retired" means retired from life
Technically, yes.
Well for the most part since stand users are tougher than normal people so he's probably extremely crippled.
1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff
Your free trial of life has expired, consider yourself from life retired.
@Ethan Boos
Yeah, but Polnareff wasn’t a total bitch
"Versus" is a strong word.
"Pummels" is much more accurate
@String Cheese
pounds to a fine mist
Pummels means dicks in my language.
"Utterly, obscenely absolutely completely annihilates and destroys the shithead that is Steely Dan"
FTFY
I prefer the word executes.
I prefer the word pulverise
“MY STAND IS INVINCIBLE!!!”
The stand in question:
“I possess the ability to control ants every other lunar new year.”
or "I possess the ability to make grass within a 2.7183 meter radius grow by 6cm only on leap years and if it is Thursday at exactly 6:37 AM"
Here we witness the creation of the first boneless human
...With a 2L coke
"Here's your receipt."
Shiroyasha - next up on the list of boneless human 7 page muda
Armood 1 Cioccolata joined the boneless club
@@vibes5024 Wouldn't he be the third member of the boneless club, after the Magnet Girl? (too lazy to Google her name.)
Then you realize that to those kids it just looks like Steely Dan's getting the shit beaten out of him while Jotaro is standing there writing a reciept.
Fighter: Steely Dan
Stand: The Lovers
Status: RETIR-
Nah that bitch is dead
Utterly defeated. Dead.
He's not just dead: he's CADAVERIFIC
+Pokemonmaster150b The one word that can accurately describe how dead he is
+Jampolo You can thank Team Four Star for that.
Status: Rekted...
いろんなアニメ観てきたけどジョジョのここのシーンがめちゃくちゃ爽快なんだよなー笑
OVAの小杉十郎太さんが演じたVerでも見たかった！
MUDA MUDA
Don't mind me, just checking in after the Seven page muda, continue on your way
GaKoPop YO IT WAS LIT , THAT EPISODE QAS MY FAVORITE , THE ANIME DID AN AWESOME JOB!😍😍😍 THAT WRYYY WAS PERFECT
Santiago Velasquez same
Have a good day sir.
Same here
Checks comment *nods* proceed citizen
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in a nutshell:
Enemy: You’ve been absolutely outmatched in every possible manner, leaving you with no room to retaliate whatsoever, leaving me the victor.
Jojo: Guess I’ll die.
Enemy: Really?
Jojo: Lol no
Part 6: *no lol*
*Punch spam*
_Intense calculations_
*Cue ora ora ora ora ora
*theme starts playing*
I love the fists at 2:25 especially. Because you think that Star Platinum is finished and will hit the final blow, but then he just proceeds to ORA ORA him a little bit more because he thought "fuck it, he deserves more" lmao
I think it was with the intention of breaking his legs, And literally everything else in his body.
If he's not dead, he's probably covered in bandages from head to toe vegetating for the rest of his pathetic life in agony. At least I hope so 😅
Antonio Praide Bruh, all this and Jotaro literally held back his punches too
@@diamond-heart21 he did? Didn't look like it, it looked like a 5 page Ora to me 😅
He also punched his balls multiple times if you look closely.
Antonio Praide Well, Jotaro did bust Dio’s skill with a single punch, so there’s no doubt he can kill anyone he chooses to.
You know you've gone beyond badass when you give someone a receipt for their beatdown
2:27
You know that Star Platinum is pissed off when he says Orao instead of Ora
Underrated
Lol
OREO
No...
Oreo
I can only imagine the doctors reaction after seeing his X-rays
Bluestar43 95
The doctors: ._.
There wouldn't be anything to X-ray
You mean after seeing his autopsy
No bones left lol
The doctors: OH! MY! GOD!
"Here's your receipt." As if we needed any more confirmation that Jotaro is a certified badass.
*ADDENDUM:* It gets even better in the English dub! "Your receipt-you can keep the frickin' change."
About that receipt:
It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.
jotaro is hot
Thats why Jotaro is my favorite jojo dont fuck with me or i ll kill you style fucking badass
inn - k That makes it so much cooler
COLDEST LEAVE OUT EVER
David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.
that niggah wrote him a recite for his beat down payment
thats the most thug life thing i've ever seen
Thats jojo for u my boy
+SonicSanctuary Yeah, That's something call JOJO, pal.
well, jotaro is the punk of the joestar family XD
+thebiggeridiot and the smartest
Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING
I would fucking shit myself
The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.
UnderwaterComix just until Part 5 where Giorno gives some dude a 5 page beatdown
The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.
Will Kill For Subs dude I'm so ready for that. You have no idea how ready I am to hear Giorno shout "WRYYYYYYYY" at the end of that beatdown
I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...
Jotaro: I Won't Hit You While Your Down
Dan: **Stands Up**
Jotaro: *So You Have Chosen Death*
it's clearly the work of an enemy stand
@Jax Bennett
"You must be totally oblivious of you didn't realize that"
Dr. Bright. Report to the Site Director immediately for violation of the “List of things Dr. Bright cannot do in the Foundation”
Didn't make any sense
Yawn. Write something original next time.
Coolness just oozes out of this guy. I love Jotaro so much.
I know giorno did a longer beatdowns but jotaros looks like he's hitting way harder.
Twisty Terra probably is
I mean yeah look at starplatinum fist
Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case
@@garretbrown3098 and star platinum sounds like a fucking shotgun while ge is just coins
Garret Brown no the force is generated from the twisting in the hips
"I got paid in advance" famous last words because steely Dan needs that money to pay for his medical bills.
Arthor Michael He literally got obliterated and yet he survived (somehow) since his Status is “Retired”
@Arthor Michael Retired means "Unable to fight but still alive" or else it would be like Kak and say "Kakyoin: Deceased".
Jotaro doesn't intentionally kill people like most stand users, Steely Dan isn't dead, he just wont be able to walk anymore, if jotaro wanted to kill steely dan, steely dan would've been dead already.
@Le Trush it can also be seen in this fight when Star grabs The Lovers which is a microscopic stand and some how doesn't immediately crush it
Funeral bills*
Let's give props to Dan for even being able to scream after that beatdown.
It his soul screaming out of his body
I was gonna comment this exact thing holy crap
That was his soul giving his final scream...☠😔✌
no f*ck that guy
Steely Dan, retired, badly injured.
2:26 that shit fires like a shotgun
The punches are straight up a shotgun
It is, but with a lot bigger ammo.
Star Platnium apparently has punches over 300kmh
Virus: **enters my body**
The vitamin gummies I ate 10 years ago:
I don't see the joke there
Lmaooo
PUNCH IT TO DEATH
@@charmaster9699
I think he’s joking because he’s a non-stand user and
non-stand can’t see stands
LOL TRUE
As at this point in my life, giving someone a receipt for a beat down is far and away the most thug life thing I've ever seen.
Earlier to this moment that nigga was in full control of Jotaro and was doing everything he can to him becuase of a certain Ace up his sleeve. And Jotaro was noting the things he was doing and says he'll make him pay dearly. After ORA ORA ing the shit outta him, he gets the payback and gives the receipt.
That I think makes this scene all the more badass.
Yao Siabi Let's hope Dan has a health insurance because nobody will gonna pay his hospital bills right now since his boss, DIO has already death.
youre gonna love the part 5 moment then
In the Manga he says "Here's your receipt... Paid in full."
That little Girl will never know the day she litterly almost died once
@@heshiram1188 Diavolo
Literally*
@@XXsupersonicZZ more than twice
@@heshiram1188 *_Yes, I am!!_*
@@heshiram1188 sekiro
My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"
I like to believe Star Platinum aimed for all his 206 bones and broke them.
Star platinum is made for extreme speed and precision
OH MAH GAWD THAT MEANS HE EVEN AIMED AT THE PELVIS BONE
+Juan Lara STAR PLATINUM PUNCHED DAN IN THE DICK XD
Everything down to the pinky toe
+sir shalo he forget the last bone with "r" :(
+sir shalo 4 more likes and you will have 206 likes
Enemy stand user: You’re going to die Jotaro
Jotaro: *Tilts hat down* Yare Yare
Enemy stand user: I guess I’ll die
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OOOORAAAAAAAAA
bitch gonna get smucked
enemy stando tsukai
Shuckmeiste
@@matzin5132 ora in english is being punched by star platinum while getting 'HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY' shouted at you
Kids Parents: look at them they look so cute playing!
The Kids Imagination:
LIke nice comentary
So damn copied
@your opinion is gay how am i using reddit though
@your opinion is gay cause it is copied
@Sansy boi 67 i do
I remember before getting to this scene, i wanted Jotaro so desperatley to give him one nice and long ORA ORA ORA to finish him off. And the show didn't let me down. Gosh how good that felt...
Dan was dead the moment he heard Stardust Crusaders start playing.
When jotaro swipes his fingers across the brim of his hat and SC theme comes on, it over for you.
Mookus he was already dead
Oops wrong anime
Overused meme anyway
You mean retired
*yare yare daze*
Jotaro voice actor: How many times i need to say ORA?
Director: YES
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES... YES
Jotaro voice actor = Daisuke Ono
@@user00flaco thanks
Jotaro's VA is a huge fan of jojo, so I bet he enjoyed this a lot
David Productions director: "hey, we're still missing 15 seconds to complete the half hour episode"
Writer: "Just add more Ora Ora"
but it was 3 page of ora ora in the manga too
Lmao that just made it even better.
When somebody dosent know what a mango is
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull meh i don't really like eating mango
The piss boy beatdown will be longer than this.
this is how Pucci should been punched by Jotaro in Part 6
Exactly
Plot didn't allow it
Let us all appreciate that none of this would have been possible without Kakyoin's wits
Raph Thib for Ms. Holly.
Raph Thib yeah if he keeps it up he’ll be immortal
And then he died
F
@@clova6711 TOO SOON
Parents, always remember to get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
THESE HANDS!
Bro, genius lmfao!
bruh hold this W
The W wants u
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me neither.
Steely Dan for Smash Bros
As a sandbag that is.
*****
There are jojo references in Super smash bros?
Prof. Luigi Luigis' smash is ZA WARUDO
mdrpproductions
Point taken.
***** Hory shit.
***** I don't even know what to say.
Jojo is right under my nose and I didn't notice.
2:26 ここのスタプラの肩と背中の筋肉エグすぎてマジ好き
2:25 Star Platinum was like: CANT FORGET TO CRUSH THE BALLS.
I felt that...
LMAO why did i laugh so hard at this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didnt notice before
ball breaker
It isn't a case of Giorno being better because his is longer.
*Jotaro's is shorter because he's stronger.*
Oliver Straws that’s what she said lmao
@@ibbz2086 lmfao
Until Giorno has GER: Piano
TU No. 1 araki said that star platinum is still he strongest witch is bs because tusk just ignores your stand and kills you
Everybody gangsta till Jotaro says their stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Dude is screaming and getting stabbed in the face, kids just run around laughing like nothing's going on. Wat.
"sometimes" anime logics
+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him
+apa123APA In Egypt we call those tuesday's
+apa123APA people just esplote ¬¬ i dont think this is someting new there... and its not for rasist, they are really violent when they want to...
+sir shalo Holy shit that's quite the tuesday!
star platinum paused for a split sec. and thaught "his upper rib cage kinda look fine and knee caps too aight iam gonna break it "
Re-watching this scene and realizing even DIO nor Kira had it as hard as Steely Dan.
DIO got punched so hard he exploded...how was that less brutal than Steely Dan's beating?
Because Star Platinum didn't punch him for 20 seconds straight, duh.
dio died so he didn't feel alot of pain. steely dan got punched alot longer and lives with PTSD........lol
To be fair ,Jotaro used way less power on Steely Dan than Kira and especially DIO. Against DIO, Star Platinum left holes in his body
Jo-Smooth That goes into Araki's inconsistency box.
Going by Star Platinums diamond breaking feat, even 1 punch from him would turn any human's bones to dust. You can't tell me either that Jotaro held back against Steely Dan after what he put him through,
Jotaro got pissed af. Steely Dan should've been deader than any JoJo villain has ever been but he simply got "retired".
So yeah, if we're going down that road Araki has a not very proud track-record.
I love how young jotaro was calm, collected and pretty badass. He punched almost everybody, he beat up an adult as a child, he inhaled a ghost, he beat the shit out of a gay vampire, he punched a blind dude, he made a master gambler panic.
Gotta love "he punched a blind dude." JoJo out of context is lovely
you forgot that he yeeted iggy at a blind person who he punches later
And now he can't even beat everybody without worrying about his daughter
"he beat up the crap out of a gay vampire and punched a blind dude"
Jojo out of context.
He inhaled a ghost, lol this summary is great
Seeing that moment, where pure good defeated pure evil, is why this is one of the greatest Jojo battles ever, because of how that arrogant prick finally got what's coming to him; it was the virtue of patience that strikes at the best moment.
That would imply that an actual battle occurred. It's more like Jotaro just wrecked Dan for 22 straight seconds.
MSIL AER I wish the body guards got punished too who beat up Jotaro unfairly.
This is a one sided slaughter more than it is a battle
@@Super_Suchi I enjoyed it lol
Sam Diamond Ohohohohoho
Jotaro doesn't killed people, he left them crippled for their entire life. Truly a fate worse than death.
Me: *does homework*
Also me: *takes a break*
My mom walking in my room: 2:03
Also me: gimme a break
Same. My mom walks in and immediately begins to punch me at the speed of light using sheer telekinesis.
Arab moms amirite
It should be
Me: does homework
Also me: takes a break
My mom walking in(nice little grammar mistake) my room:2:10
Mom: THE ONLY BREAK YOU'LL HAVE.... IS YOUR BREAK FROM LIFE!!!!!!! *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Jotaro's beatdown may be shorter than Giorno's but Star Platinum just makes it seem much more painful.
N3deSTr0 according to stand pages it is more painful, because GE only has C power
Giorno probably uses his "conscious acceleration" thing, so it last for an eternity
Gay Cuckold relateable
@@marcel4756 No that only last when you didnt get hit again. but once you get hit it turns off.
@@PostCrisisRH So, basically it just keeps turning on and off? Like Nosferatu flickering the lights? That seems pretty bizarre to me.
Steely Dan got his deposits back in the form of a lot of fives xD
Best comment ever😁
*Dan of Steel
F
I think you mean ones.
Daniel of the Steel.
This beatdown was so well deserved and satisfying.
Agreed
20 straight seconds of *ORA ORA ORA!*
That's gotta be a record.
+The Quarter Guy just you wait for Part 5, in the manga one of the villains is punched for 7 pages, this scene in the manga was only 3 and a half pages.
29 seconds actually, I counted!
Ciocolatta from part 5 gets MUDA'd for approximately 45 seconds and then thrown into a wood chipper. Fucker deserved it though
+Nielspiels It wasn't a wood chipper, it was a garbage truck.
+Ocsttiac But he died...
Steely Dan is still the only that dare provoc Jotaro with :
"Try to use Star platinium on me!"
And that is a clear fact of a organised suicide
Steely Dan: Just try to use star platinum on me
Jotaro: Is that an offer?
Even DIO, who would probably make a 69 with his own stand admitted the power of Star Platinum. Enough said.
you mean an intentional Retire?
@@poggersuni9637 take your recipt and go, sir.
Steely Dan: I have the longest beatdown in JoJo
Ciccolata: Hold my green tea
Newby Ton
*Day
Rasend0ri oh my god it’s like that’s the joke
But the most painful
This one is way better
“Please hold it, because I can’t. Because there is no longer any solid matter in my body.”
The fact that Steely Dan still tried to do this after Jotaro literally forgave him.He deserved it at this point.
This has got to be one of Jotaro's most badass moments. The receipt part is just the icing on the cake
This and when he psychologically fucked up Darby in the poker match
Whole existence of jotaro is badass
This is my favorite beat down, 2nd favorite jojo moment is when Star Platinum used Iggy in a fastball special
there's a game on roblox that has this "beatdown" and the receipt part is written: "ez bozo" lmaoo
@@fellascallmethedrinkDARBY🧑✈️
For the people wondering why Dan's scream of pain came after he was punched through the wall instead of while he was being punched, that's because it's not a scream of pain.
It's the sound of his soul leaving his body.
death rattle?
@@cubetheorist3419 q
@@cubetheorist3419 1
The reason why there can't be a 7 page Ora is that after 4 pages there will be nothing left to Ora.
Which Is a proof that Star platinum is stronger than Gold experience
@@adamdimitri2562 SP has a destructive power of A while GE has a destructive power of C. Check the Stand Stats there is proof enough of the difference in power between Star Platinum and Gold Experience.
@@yajursharma9305 dod I said that your comment is a proof SP is stronger
@@adamdimitri2562 I'm so sorry. I read that as ' What is the proof that Star Platinum is strong than Gold Experience'. I didn't have my specs on me. I really am sorry. Forgive me please.
@@yajursharma9305 it's ok
-follows orders
-ora-oras
-gives Japanese receipt to a Pakistani guy
-refuses to elaborate any further
Plot twist: jotaro hates children.
@Low xang yen Koichis a teen...
@@soony1319
_laughs in Jolyne_
@@ryanchong9965 laughs in jotaro doesn't take care of jolyne
@@soony1319 Jotaro doesn't want Jolyne to be involved in fighting stand users.
@@squ1rtle28 I know I was just making a joke
Holy fucking shit he seriously just said "here's the receipt"
And the receipt just has his name on it XD
No, its the same note he wrote near the beginning when steely still had control of jotaro... Remember when he started jotting down all the things Steely was doing(stealing his watch, kicking, etc..)? its that same note, which makes it even more badass.
One of the most satisfying beat downs in anime history
Not yet. I needed more of that beatdown.
But it still felt good
Definitely, I was waiting for this to happen throughout the whole episode
It's more satisfying that he beat him for like a hour
@@billreigns9318 7 page MUDA
Right up there with Giorno trashing Ciocolatta and Kenshiro putting Uighur down.
Can't believe this masterpiece is already 10 years old
> Jotaro VS Steely Dan
>Implying this was a fight
It was a murder
Nah, it was a beatdown.
A murder beatdown
Lets all be honest, we definetly want a beatdown like this with the music in the background too.
Yes
I ruined the 69 likes so others don't have to.
@@renisyuy I honor your sacrifice my good man
Let’s be honest we all want a stand like Star Platinum actually let me rephrase that we all want a stand that’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Legends Star yes.
I loved this episode because Jotaro just has this silent rage accumulating through the whole thing and you just know Steely Dan is going to get an unholy amount of shit kicked out of him and it all beautifully reaches its crescendo here.
yeah indeed, and was i ! i was totally pissed of of all shitty things that Dan did. and when was the receipt i Ora'd behind my tv hahaha
You don't 'reach' a crescendo, the slow build up of his rage leading to the moment would be the crescendo lol
the only thing I wrote on that list was ORA
+Jotaro Kujo XD
Jotaro even offers to let him go after all the shit he did. Let him off with a broken leg.
That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.