I spent 100 years building a single city in Tlatoani

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @PotatoMcWhiskey
    @PotatoMcWhiskey  22 дні тому +17

    I BUILT THIS CITY FOR YOU THAT MEANS YOU CAN CLICK THIS LINK TO BUY THE GAME - play.paradoxarc.com/potatomcwhiskey

  • @maxfactrr8949
    @maxfactrr8949 22 дні тому +184

    You forgot the part where you telepathically learn of another civilization somewhere in the world obtaining a resource you don't have, and immediately invading them as a result.

  • @hieracium3317
    @hieracium3317 22 дні тому +69

    "I will start importing as much Maguey as humanly possible."
    I was not ready for that sentance.

  • @Lincy7734
    @Lincy7734 22 дні тому +108

    Spiffing Brit felt a distrubance in the force when you found out about broken stuff 😂

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 21 день тому +30

    "Zippy Totec."
    I was falling asleep after three nights of restless sleep and I just got whiplash as I realized you were trying to say Xipetotec. The X makes a "sh" sound. It's closer to "sheepy toe tech".

  • @MrRicehard
    @MrRicehard 22 дні тому +56

    I hope you feel better soon Spiff. Your voice seems a little different for this video. XD

  • @jeromemaiquez3108
    @jeromemaiquez3108 17 днів тому +2

    Finally, someone who actually /tried/ to engage with and optimize the game's systems, love the Aztec culture so I'm very excited for this game

  • @Fat_Paws
    @Fat_Paws 22 дні тому +39

    This game reminds me so much of Caesar 3. Spent way too much time playing that game during my teenage years. Can't believe that was nearly 30 years ago. Saw another similar game also in in development - Citadelvm. Haven't heard anything new about Nebuchadnezzar, a similar Caesar style game in a few years now. BTW, the trick to handling unemployment in Caesar? Build tons of Prefectures and Engineer Posts - the fire/police service and maintenance huts. The point isn't to make them useful, though they can be. It is just to stop unemployment.

  • @Corva7
    @Corva7 22 дні тому +14

    This looks so much like old Caesar/Zeus/Cleopatra, fills me with joy

  • @alexsnewhandle
    @alexsnewhandle 21 день тому +8

    13:47 Deer are actually a kind of herbivore that prefer the middle zone between grasslands and forests, so that tracks actually

  • @ukaszgosiewski1529
    @ukaszgosiewski1529 22 дні тому +24

    At first glance (till 2:00) it looks like sequel to Ceasar, Pharaoh and Poseidon

  • @J_A_W_
    @J_A_W_ 21 день тому +8

    Not reclaiming from the sea, rather from a lake.
    Reclaiming from the Atlantic is a whole lot different than from the coast off the Netherlands. And even that one required a lot of Technology like windmills etc.
    But the Aztecs were amazing at building and reclaiming form their lakes.

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 17 днів тому +1

      i thought it was dams and levees that made it a proper lake to begin with though, that it was originally connected to the ocean during high tide and brackish?

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial 17 днів тому

      the netherland's reclaimed land not the aztec's i mean

    • @darkjemdude
      @darkjemdude 5 днів тому

      Plus it wouldn't exactly make sense to dig irrigation ditches to flood your farmland with saltwater.

  • @kurohone
    @kurohone 22 дні тому +5

    5 minutes in... is this the perfect meeting point of Banished and Tropico 4 I never knew I wanted?

  • @lirianuinl6486
    @lirianuinl6486 22 дні тому +14

    Crunchy, delicious hills ... Potato, please stop snacking on the landscape

  • @venisontron
    @venisontron 21 день тому +9

    It's pronounced ma-GAY (seriously, not joking). That's the general term for most of the agave species that are harvested for sugar. Not only are you using it for fiber, but also for your pulque and mezcal.

  • @dunadanjsr
    @dunadanjsr 22 дні тому +11

    Potato lost his mind and descended into suburban sprawl

  • @hieracium3317
    @hieracium3317 22 дні тому +8

    Ma-Goo-Ey (Maguey)
    Maguey may refer to various American plants:
    Genus Furcraea, a source of natural fiber
    Source: Wikipedia
    I had never heard this word before in my life, and now I've heard it like 500 times. At times like 20 times in a minute.

    • @eefaaf
      @eefaaf 21 день тому

      Maybe we can nickname hom Mr. Magoo-y now.

    • @alexsnewhandle
      @alexsnewhandle 21 день тому +3

      @@hieracium3317 it's 2 syllables! Mah+Gay

  • @stanislawwitkowicz918
    @stanislawwitkowicz918 6 днів тому

    "I am like Joker, but for housing"
    "Oh, god, what a horrible city I'm building!"

  • @Burred11
    @Burred11 20 днів тому +2

    16:34 Feels like AmbiguousAmphibian took over the video for a minute there. Or maybe city builders just makes people wax poetic?

  • @devincombs4509
    @devincombs4509 21 день тому +3

    at the end you just invented suburbs

  • @RealPeoplePerson
    @RealPeoplePerson 19 днів тому +1

    Those endless suburban developments without any amenities - what a nightmare. And to make it worse, the poor residents don't even have cars to escape, like the American suburbanites of today.

  • @arjunsatheesh7609
    @arjunsatheesh7609 16 днів тому

    Well that answers the question of 'What happens when you have a benevolent God?'

  • @southend26
    @southend26 22 дні тому +4

    We built this city on rock and roll

  • @pvb3562
    @pvb3562 21 день тому

    I love how you just break games. I admire that.

    • @wilddogs2656
      @wilddogs2656 20 днів тому

      Do you know of the spiffing brit?

  • @Tokryva
    @Tokryva 22 дні тому +1

    Potato is building them plazas with stone palaces and temple pyramids, while drinking cacao bean hot chocolate

  • @matthijsvisser7782
    @matthijsvisser7782 10 днів тому

    feeling like a dutch man I see.

  • @S23K
    @S23K 21 день тому

    Lolled at magooey fibers!
    If interested however, it’s pronounced mag-way, a type of agave, which is what tequila and mezcal are made from!:)

  • @Moonless_Future
    @Moonless_Future 21 день тому +1

    It's remarkable how much happier Potato sounds playing Tlatoani than Civ 5.

  • @juntianwei9273
    @juntianwei9273 21 день тому +1

    ah yes, the aztec cities skylines

  • @futon2345
    @futon2345 17 днів тому +1

    It's not an ocean. It's a semi brackish lake

  • @lexclouds7562
    @lexclouds7562 21 день тому

    Reminds me of Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom

  • @dennissvitak5475
    @dennissvitak5475 21 день тому

    Damn...just spend another 16 potato dollars. YOUR FAULT.

  • @Eeraschyyr
    @Eeraschyyr 21 день тому +2

    I feel it necessary to point out the Aztec didn't start from scratch.
    From what I understand (citation needed) they were the downswing of a previous middle america empire. Hence the constant sacrifices and all. Their primary cities and places of worship *weren't built by them,* but their predecessors.
    It's genuinely fascinating and I should probably make the effort to go down that anthropological rabbit hole.

    • @ahmicqui9396
      @ahmicqui9396 18 днів тому

      No, they absolutely did start from scratch. On a small, empty swampy island in the middle of a lake.

    • @Eeraschyyr
      @Eeraschyyr 18 днів тому

      @ahmicqui9396
      Your rebuttal can be boiled down to 'nuh uh,' and is entirely unhelpful.
      We are all aware of the commonly told history, which at this stage is understood by anthropology to be generally incorrect.
      Edit: Like... what people would start building a civilization in such a place? How did they get there? What resources were available to have them decide such a location is a viable place to put down roots?
      Your premise has many, many holes when one puts thought into it.

    • @ahmicqui9396
      @ahmicqui9396 18 днів тому +1

      @@Eeraschyyr No, it's definitely correct. Everything confirms it, from written sources to archaeology.
      Well, the 'Aztecs' were not a civilization. In this regard you are correct; Mesoamerica had thousands of years of civilization and urban tradition already by the time the 'Aztecs' settled in central Mexico.
      But their capital of Tenōchtitlān was built from scratch on a swampy island in the middle of the lake Texcohco.
      The reason for it was quite simple: there was no space left. No livable place was unoccupied by the time the Āztēcah entered the valley. During their semi-nomadic assimilation period they were subjects to the lord of Cōlhuahcān, which settled them on a barren land called Tizaapan, where they had to eat venomous snakes to survive at all. When they defied the Cōlhuah they got exiled and retreated to the last possibly unclaimed area that they had spotted way before from the Chapōltepēc hill: the middle of the lake. It was necessity that drove them there.

  • @Juulben
    @Juulben 19 днів тому

    All hail The Grid

  • @yourimmortalenemy2200
    @yourimmortalenemy2200 22 дні тому +5

    32 sec nice

    • @kingcharles2010
      @kingcharles2010 22 дні тому +1

      damn off by a bit to be first

    • @yourimmortalenemy2200
      @yourimmortalenemy2200 22 дні тому

      @@kingcharles2010 mb bro I just refreshed yt and bam its there, anyway his cpu was about to simulate so hard that it might melt everything.

  • @Tokru86
    @Tokru86 21 день тому

    Well, when the performance get's this bad with not even half the map being used, the devs have still a lot of optimization to do.

  • @MaxYoung-Maxinfet
    @MaxYoung-Maxinfet 15 днів тому

    and then the spanish showed up

  • @Merucurem
    @Merucurem 16 днів тому

    Optimize humanity

  • @meh4101
    @meh4101 22 дні тому

    You should try Victoria 3 realms of exether!

  • @iceglide4205
    @iceglide4205 21 день тому

    for some reason i dont have the option of building a clay pit

  • @kostka001
    @kostka001 22 дні тому

    My Men

  • @SSR2902
    @SSR2902 6 днів тому

    Have you played songs of syx ?

  • @kingcharles2010
    @kingcharles2010 22 дні тому +3

    damn actually first for once

  • @USCsteveO
    @USCsteveO 22 дні тому

    Basis of Silo and the sequel, Shift. 50:00

  • @sofiyumi7780
    @sofiyumi7780 22 дні тому +1

    it's your 5 fatorial attempt?

  • @mykolatkachuk7770
    @mykolatkachuk7770 22 дні тому +6

    Aren't city building games wit square tiles and no realistic landscapes a bit boring? It all boils down to the same most optimal patterns and the results always look alike. Like you never feel the difference between a city growing on 5-7 hills around a river like Rome and a city along sharp valleys in the mountains like Innsbruck

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 21 день тому

      The tools to interact with a game like that never really end up sufficient for me and it can get pretty exhausting to deal with, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic would be the prime example of that to me.
      I think I get what you're saying, that once it's a solved formula you're not doing anything more than applying the same principles over and over with no variable (he even wished for a copy/past blueprinting system in this game)
      I'm also drawn in by the appeal of truly serious terrain considerations but approximation can be fun too, at least for a while. This vid and PMcW's Transit Tycoon vid are sort of the end goal of these kinds of games, attaining mastery and finding joy in seeing the end result of that on the map but yeah, ultimately the optimal approach is pre-determined.

    • @84elmer
      @84elmer 20 днів тому +1

      I wouldn't say boring since they are popular and people like playing them, but they are formulaic and "solvable" to a level where you can replicate a build pattern found online and get the same result. On the other hand it's hard to make a city builder that doesn't become formulaic and has no "meta builds", for a minute I was thinking about giving "Memoriapolis" as a good example but it isn't what I would call it an actual city builder and more of a themed puzzle/idle game.

  • @henryglennon3864
    @henryglennon3864 22 дні тому +2

    Are the graphics finished? I get that they're going for a Pharoah/ Caesar vibe, but these graphics look too 1999. Especially when compared to Manor Lords or Farthest Frontier.

    • @zemasterbenb
      @zemasterbenb 22 дні тому +8

      Stop being so obsessed with graphics. This is totally a Pharaoh /Caesar vibe game and it's okay. Every city builder games shouldn't looks like Manor Lords or Farthest Frontier every single time.

    • @henryglennon3864
      @henryglennon3864 22 дні тому +1

      @@zemasterbenb Okay...
      Why is the color saturation so low?
      Why are the textures so blurry?
      Can you rotate the camera?
      Can you zoom the camera in?
      If your game is all about looking at the city you've built, it's not too much to ask for the game to be interesting to look at. This just looks washed out, even when compared to the original Age of Empires in the mid nineties.

    • @zemasterbenb
      @zemasterbenb 21 день тому +1

      @@henryglennon3864 When you will understand that the gameplay/mechanics in that type of old school city builder games are far more important than graphics, you will become mature.

    • @henryglennon3864
      @henryglennon3864 21 день тому +3

      @@zemasterbenb I played Caesar II and III when they came out. They looked amazing then. The creators back then cared about how their games looked, it wasn't irrelevant. It's art. Aesthetics matter. Graphically, this game looks like it might be in beta, if it isn't the visual art aspect is very underwhelming.

  • @PictishPrince
    @PictishPrince 22 дні тому

    I really wanted to watch this entire video but 20 minutes in and it was just boredom to me.

  • @dontnormally
    @dontnormally 21 день тому +1

    what is that high pitched squealing noise? is that the music??? it's terrible, i can't stand even watching the video

  • @elm9607
    @elm9607 22 дні тому +9

    Potato playing everything but Civ 6 💀 (im mostly kidding calm down buckeroo Im aware hes probably waiting until civ 7 to, well wait that makes no sense. WAIT IS HE NEVER PLAYING CIV 6 AGAIN!?!?!?........oh wait, hes probably going to make a civ 6 video right before release as like a "Final Civ 6 Series DUN DUN DUN!" or something like that blah blah blah okay byye)