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  • @nannettefreeman7331
    @nannettefreeman7331 9 місяців тому +138

    There have been over 25,000 total solar eclipses visible somewhere on Earth since the dawn of civilization, not ONE heralded the end of the world. I rest my case. Thanks for playing! ✌🏼

    • @littleredpony6868
      @littleredpony6868 8 місяців тому +11

      But but but, this time will be different. Okay maybe not, enjoy the show

    • @t0k3verse
      @t0k3verse 8 місяців тому

      I think you'll find that 23,472 of those actually resulted in end times. Do your research before posting silly statements! 👀

    • @zigzag2370
      @zigzag2370 8 місяців тому

      But what if this is the one that does.... Better to be prepared than caught with your pants down.... In fact I always say if you get caught with your pants down then make them suck your dick 😅 (sorry for the language) the one thing that has me. Wondering is cern why would they choose that day specifically to mess with the LHC and power it up to its strongest setting 😅 never know

    • @drew2fast489
      @drew2fast489 8 місяців тому +1

      "It hasn't happened, therefore, it won't." is fallacious reasoning.

    • @vadim666er
      @vadim666er 8 місяців тому

      @@drew2fast489I guarantee that it won’t happen because of this eclipse. Feel free to start a religion based on me

  • @Vina_Ravyn
    @Vina_Ravyn 8 місяців тому +66

    Why can't God make clear skies for people to actually see the end of the world? That's a dick move God. A dick move.

  • @MinionofNobody
    @MinionofNobody 8 місяців тому +96

    I am nearly sixty. I was born in the end times. I have lived my entire life in the end times. I will no doubt die in the end times. Christians have lived in the end times for two thousand years. Prophesies about the end of the world have come and gone and we are still here.
    Always remember, don’t panic and carry a towel.

    • @hurdygurdyguy1
      @hurdygurdyguy1 8 місяців тому

      Yep, when I was a member of a Mennonite Fellowship the pastor was insistent on the belief that we have been in the End Times since Christ's crucifixion and resurrection, we have. no business trying to work out when but rather busy ourselves with the work of social justice etc...
      Always keep a towel handy! Vogons are right bastards!! 😉

    • @drew2fast489
      @drew2fast489 8 місяців тому +4

      Prophesies about the end of the world have not come and gone...

    • @Elusive.magick
      @Elusive.magick 8 місяців тому +8

      You made me laugh. I’ve been watching the hysteria with mild amusement and slight befuddlement.

    • @kevinpotts123
      @kevinpotts123 8 місяців тому +7

      Douglas Adams would approve of your comment

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 8 місяців тому

      @@drew2fast489 clearly you haven’t seen everything. When you get the chance, look up a list of failed end times predictions. There, you shall see the truth or be in denial of it.

  • @Whitewingdevil
    @Whitewingdevil 9 місяців тому +31

    My boyfriend sent me some nonsense about this being special because it's an "X eclipse" where the patch crosses the path of a previous one... I sent him a map of the eclipse paths of the last 40 years demonstrating how that happens with essentially EVERY eclipse because that's how time works.

    • @Elusive.magick
      @Elusive.magick 8 місяців тому +2

      Way to blow up his bubble. Bet he loved that. Good job.

    • @Kim_Miller
      @Kim_Miller 8 місяців тому +2

      So, now ex-boyfriend?

    • @Whitewingdevil
      @Whitewingdevil 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Kim_Miller Nah he finds this pseudo-science crap all the time and sends it to me so I can debunk it for him, he enjoys the stories of conspiracy theories and he knows I enjoy proving them wrong, it works for us.

  • @brentwalker8596
    @brentwalker8596 9 місяців тому +24

    Human beings have more information available to them than ever and yet can't remember what happened yesterday.

    • @david-wc6mi
      @david-wc6mi 9 місяців тому +4

      It'scalled selective memory !!

  • @ducadan5839
    @ducadan5839 9 місяців тому +91

    Hilarious how these guys think the people who wrote the Bible prophesied about 21st century America when in reality they didn't even know a North American continent existed at the time

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +13

      Exactly

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +18

      These were ignorant men even by old world standards and it is shocking the things they get wrong that should have been well known from their part of the world with just consulting available sources. The mustard seed being just one example. The writers usually didn't even put the effort in of a wiki googler for modern parallel.

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 9 місяців тому +1

      It's also interesting that Americans think they are special over any other country. Why do these crazy events only ever happen in America?

    • @eminence_front6043
      @eminence_front6043 9 місяців тому +10

      The writers of the Bible didn't even know where the sun went at night. Making predictions about the future is ludicrous.

    • @drew2fast489
      @drew2fast489 8 місяців тому

      You're right. But the Bible did predict calamities with world wide consequences.

  • @cartesiancircle
    @cartesiancircle 9 місяців тому +124

    Making
    America
    Dumber
    Again...

    • @person3405
      @person3405 9 місяців тому +7

      That’s not saying much they been stupid since covid and bidin

    • @tubeincompetence
      @tubeincompetence 9 місяців тому +8

      Since forever 😀

    • @suqmadiq68
      @suqmadiq68 8 місяців тому

      Manipulate
      Another
      Gullible
      American

    • @jeffwatkins352
      @jeffwatkins352 8 місяців тому +6

      My preferred is: Make Americans Goofs Again. One TikToker posted a short with a clip of a loon from some (I’m not kidding) Make America Straight Again group. His hat read MASA, and the TikToker commented, “You know what that makes MAGA.”

    • @bangbangstabby2017
      @bangbangstabby2017 8 місяців тому +1

      No the school system is making america dumb

  • @TSteffi
    @TSteffi 9 місяців тому +29

    The really funny part is: There is a safeguard right in the Bible. It says you can spot the false prophets by looking if their prophecies come true.
    Now Yahweh told Adam and Eve they would die if they eat the fruit, but they didn't die.
    Also Jesus said some of his peers would not taste death before he returns.
    So Yahweh and his supposed son were both false prophets, by the standard set in the Bible itself.

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 9 місяців тому

      The entire Bible and all of Christianity is one big false ideology

    • @drew2fast489
      @drew2fast489 8 місяців тому

      Or you have poor exegesis...

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 8 місяців тому +3

      @@drew2fast489 oh? Prove it. For it is right there in scripture, is it not?

    • @Greeneyes3005
      @Greeneyes3005 8 місяців тому

      You need to actually read the Bible if you’re going to use it to make your point…
      It says if you eat of the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil then thou shalt surely die.. the original Hebrew reads… “dying though shalt die” which we witness everyday… man is now mortal… and surely dies…
      So God is NOT a lier…

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Greeneyes3005 any proof for that claim? I looked at the Hebrew and I don’t recall it using that phrase at all.

  • @shifterbbr1986
    @shifterbbr1986 9 місяців тому +115

    I pity the poor kid spouting this religious nonsense, I blame his parents. 🤦

    • @ThatGuy-6669
      @ThatGuy-6669 9 місяців тому +14

      The stupidity hurts my brain.

    • @josephang9927
      @josephang9927 8 місяців тому

      Sorry but women cannot have a penis.

    • @KeithNeilson
      @KeithNeilson 8 місяців тому +6

      Might not be anything to do with the parents. The xian right in the us goes on recruitment drives in schools.

    • @governm3nt697
      @governm3nt697 8 місяців тому

      Parental induced mental illness

    • @W3RK1Nit
      @W3RK1Nit 8 місяців тому

      @@KeithNeilson If you allow your kid to be indoctrinated into a religious cult, you're a bad parent.

  • @timcirulis5273
    @timcirulis5273 9 місяців тому +35

    And when nothing happens, again, they will say whoops we'll get'em next time promise.

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 9 місяців тому +8

      Yeah or say "This is just a warning , the next Eclipse is the end " 😂people going insane

    • @plattbagarn
      @plattbagarn 8 місяців тому +11

      People were obviously misinterpreting the signs, it's _this other thing_ that's really the sign if the end times. Like, could you stop behaving like a doomsday cult for 5 minutes?

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 8 місяців тому +6

      Looking at the age of the Christian rant kid I'd say his parents are heavy penticostals
      If so he had no chance to developed his natural personality and goals
      it's sad ...one day I hope he finds himself and realises he only followed because of his parents .

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 8 місяців тому

      @@vls3771 forced indoctrination is sad

  • @tfg7905
    @tfg7905 8 місяців тому +24

    love how the entire world is gonna come to an end and the one country at center stage is the US and no one else.

    • @geraintwd
      @geraintwd 8 місяців тому +3

      yeah, like Biblical prophecy was all about America, even though the continent wasn't "discovered" until at least a thousand years later.

    • @vorpalblades
      @vorpalblades 8 місяців тому

      Fuck yeah.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 8 місяців тому

      That’s because these Jesus freaks think America is the new Israel and God’s chosen country and people. 🙄

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 8 місяців тому

      That good old American exceptionalism.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +61

    I'm old enough to remember that the world was supposed to end back in 1982 ,spoiler alert we're still here🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @Nava9380
      @Nava9380 9 місяців тому +19

      You missed 1996 , 2000 and 2012.

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@Nava9380 No, I did not. I even watched that movie 2012🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @robinette64
      @robinette64 9 місяців тому +9

      I heard 1984 when I was a kid. Something about the planets lining up. Lol

    • @myturn2runit
      @myturn2runit 9 місяців тому +8

      My dad was born in 1982, I was born in 2004, they said the world would end in 2012. And we’re still here 😂

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +9

      Woah woah don't forget the Y2k Terminator apocalypse.

  • @michelleg.2267
    @michelleg.2267 9 місяців тому +19

    I needed a good chuckle this morning. I am in the path of totality; I'm waiting for the doomsdays preachers to start up any minute lol.

  • @gracefulsledge2857
    @gracefulsledge2857 9 місяців тому +37

    The guy said if you are thinking about abortion he would support you. Send him your hospital bills, diaper and formula bills and see how long his love lasts.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer 8 місяців тому

      Why abortion? Birth is a LOT more.

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 8 місяців тому +1

      I wouldn't trust anyone who said that unless they signed a contract to be the kid's parent and support them for twenty-something years

    • @NoMementoMori
      @NoMementoMori 8 місяців тому +2

      Wasnt there a proposal that formula should be free and christian conservatives where outraged at "woman getting handouts for not staying pure" ?
      Like all you have to do to support woman raising children is distributing the cost of it. Weird that i never hear such proposals from them?...

  • @DragonHeart-cm1tx
    @DragonHeart-cm1tx 9 місяців тому +29

    Just in my lifetime alone, I've lived through 103 "ends of the world/raptures/what ever". This leads me to believe one of two things. 1. I'M IMMORATAL! 2. People don't know what the f**k they are talking about. I'm leaning towards #2. In the entirety of Earth's history there have been 6 events that come close to being the "end of the world"; 3 Snowball Earths, the Haedean Bombardment, Theia, and the Permian Mass Extinction. Eclipses don't really cut it for me. Me and my stupid logic!

    • @bumble-g2j
      @bumble-g2j 8 місяців тому +2

      103.
      OMG.
      THAT SPELLS....
      OMG!

    • @janedarc7731
      @janedarc7731 8 місяців тому

      😂

    • @DragonHeart-cm1tx
      @DragonHeart-cm1tx 8 місяців тому

      Well that makes 104. I'm still alive. Big surprise innet? I hope all of you made it through as well! Oh wait! It just started to drizzle out here! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

  • @DavidByrden1
    @DavidByrden1 8 місяців тому +13

    Dunno. I think he could be on to something. I was at an eclipse in 1999 in Germany, and you know what happened? Just a few months later, the millenium ended!

    • @nsbd90now
      @nsbd90now 8 місяців тому +1

      Plus... nothing happened to the computers after we changed all the dates in anticipation. Things that make y'go "hmmm..."

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 8 місяців тому +1

      And to think that the year 2000 came only 24 years ago. Doesn't that make you feel suspicious? I mean, the timing and all is just too convenient. There must be some hidden layer of meaning beneath it. I'm wondering if the sun is actually Satan and the Moon is God and in that case Satan is winning. Or am I just being a pain in the astronomy?

  • @ukamikazu
    @ukamikazu 9 місяців тому +39

    The thing that bothers me most about these end times prognostications is the ghoulish glee & delight they take in the fact that, essentially, everyone who isn't them will die horribly then perish eternally in Hell. What a horrific thing to base a large percentage of your identity as a human being around.
    And another thing! In keeping with the tradition of Atheists knowing the Bible better than the vast majority of Christians do, Matthew 24:36, where it is alleged that the J-man himself said, "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." So they are admitting to committing the sin of knowing The Almighty's mind, which is also nicely covered in two of Paul's epistles, 1 Corinthians 2:11 and Romans 11:34.
    Oh what a tangled web they weave.

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 9 місяців тому

      Yeah religion causes mass hysteria and illogical thinking for sure

    • @josephang9927
      @josephang9927 8 місяців тому

      No one is delighted by that and actually few churches talk about hell. Also most atheists don't have a soul, they are like animals and NPCs (hylics). Hell / Heaven is only for the chosen.

    • @Sk83rNinja
      @Sk83rNinja 8 місяців тому +2

      So it is kind of a grey area there with this the sun you said they are committing. I don’t think it is happening either but I am Christian and I say this because they are skipping/forgetting other prophecies that still need to happen that will take more than a day that is for sure.

    • @Sk83rNinja
      @Sk83rNinja 8 місяців тому +1

      Some “Christian’s” are just in it as a back up plan and don’t study the Bible yes but the atheist know the Bible better thing is false and the Bible I have seen taken out of context by people telling this to me when they try to make a point.
      Most of the Christians that know the Bible well do not have a UA-cam channel(many of the Christian UA-camrs not all but many are in it for money) if you would like to know more I will gladly listen but only if you have debates like a normal person.

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 8 місяців тому +6

      @@Sk83rNinja all bullshit and hysterical nonsense

  • @temmaxtemma9570
    @temmaxtemma9570 9 місяців тому +27

    Our education system is losing! Any information ended up thrown into religious logic process.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer 8 місяців тому

      I am 71. I have read hundreds of books -- 1,000 if you count comic books. And when high-speed Internet reached my locale in 1999, I took the opportunity to fill in all the gaps in my education. There is really very little that I have not already looked up and examined for myself. It's not just education. The average American IQ is 88 -- below normal -- and that's HALF. Something should be done, but the masses will not willingly accept separation by sex and restrictive and selective breeding.
      Christians have been HORRIBLY taught. The Rapture is a LIE. "Left Behind" is ass-backward fiction (Matthew 13: 30). 100's of millions deceived in 2016, when ALL the Pentecostal Rapture Prophets on Christian TV proclaimed Trump CHOSEN by God to rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem . . . so the Sanhedrin can renew their rituals of smoke and blood for the remission of our sins, and FINALLY get rid of Jesus and the cross. Matthew 24: 24. So MANY so nearly deaf and blind spiritually. So MANY deceived.
      Less than 6% are expected to "SEE" anything besides an eclipse. That's Normal. It has alwys been like this.

    • @davidj.thompson
      @davidj.thompson 8 місяців тому

      I live in Canada and a few of my neighbours told me they bought candles in case there was a power outage. Huh!?

    • @JB-yb4wn
      @JB-yb4wn 8 місяців тому +1

      @@davidj.thompson
      Must be an Albertan.

    • @davidj.thompson
      @davidj.thompson 8 місяців тому

      @@JB-yb4wn Nope...Ontario.

  • @jake-qk4jt
    @jake-qk4jt 9 місяців тому +15

    "I don't love you. Neither does he," I appreciate that honesty. Respect.

  • @frozentspark2105
    @frozentspark2105 9 місяців тому +59

    They're just grifters

  • @profskeptic
    @profskeptic 9 місяців тому +30

    He claims a lunar eclipse darkens the earth. That's SOLAR eclipse. A lunar eclipse darkens the moon (Earth is between moon and sun).

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 8 місяців тому +2

      But what type of eclipse is it when the sun is between the earth and the moon?

    • @christophermccurry8039
      @christophermccurry8039 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@_--Reaper--_ apocalypse

    • @_--Reaper--_
      @_--Reaper--_ 8 місяців тому

      @@christophermccurry8039 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DesiderataSanctuary
    @DesiderataSanctuary 8 місяців тому +11

    Jesus needs to come again. 2,000 years of blue balls has got to hurt.

  • @woolfy101
    @woolfy101 8 місяців тому +2

    American Evangelical PLC - end of the world, satan, second coming, cats mating with dogs. Rest of the world - “ooh, an eclipse, just like last time.”.

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 8 місяців тому

      Yea it just confirms again the level of stupidity it is entertaining though it's like watching those funny videos of people falling over with icecreams in their hand ..

  • @Qzopr1
    @Qzopr1 9 місяців тому +14

    What bothers me the most is these fanatics seldom come out after their failed prophecy and admit they are wrong. Liars.

    • @SuprousOxide
      @SuprousOxide 8 місяців тому +5

      Worse, they just come back a few months later and make a NEW prophecy, as if they haven't already proven themself to be a false prophet, by the Bible's definition.

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 8 місяців тому +3

      Because that’s what end times cults do. It’s really sad how so many have fallen for them.

  • @travisgarrison8777
    @travisgarrison8777 9 місяців тому +8

    This is just the equivalent of not knowing how lighting works. So they attribute it to Thor.

    • @nmappraiser9926
      @nmappraiser9926 9 місяців тому +3

      I'm sorry, that's ridiculous. It's clearly Zeus.

    • @travisgarrison8777
      @travisgarrison8777 9 місяців тому +2

      @nmappraiser9926 lol maybe. Just as likely as any other thunder god.

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 9 місяців тому

      No no no its clearly Zambauta the Lightning god of Tanzania ​@@nmappraiser9926

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +32

    So I wonder if they're going to start offering sacrifices to their gold statue of dear orange leader we saw at CPAC😂

    • @jenna2431
      @jenna2431 9 місяців тому +5

      You think they don't...?

  • @deadly_dave
    @deadly_dave 9 місяців тому +6

    I'm so glad you said the thing about love. Seriously UA-cams, stop telling me you love me, you don't (insert swear word) know me. You can't love someone you don't know.

  • @geraintwd
    @geraintwd 8 місяців тому +1

    Monsieur Poirot here really isn't using the little grey cells.

  • @myturn2runit
    @myturn2runit 9 місяців тому +10

    I find it interesting how they would have to be “worried” even if something were to happen, I thought the rapture was the most amazing day? I thought they were ready to be swept up to heaven😂 getting cold feet?

  • @shifterbbr1986
    @shifterbbr1986 9 місяців тому +11

    “You’re going to need some clear skies” surely if this is a sign from god, he’d make damn sure it was a sunny day so everyone can witness it. 🤔

    • @goldenalt3166
      @goldenalt3166 8 місяців тому

      The dark side clouds everything.

  • @ramigilneas9274
    @ramigilneas9274 9 місяців тому +8

    The authors of the Bible didn’t even know that America existed.

    • @bumble-g2j
      @bumble-g2j 8 місяців тому +2

      You're kidding
      Of course he knew.
      Exactly how he knew the last time Ray Comfort went down on a banana.

  • @myturn2runit
    @myturn2runit 9 місяців тому +16

    their faith seems to have gone out the window recently, they’ve been freaking out over the solar eclipse. I thought they were covered in the blood of Jesus😂

    • @shikniwho7215
      @shikniwho7215 9 місяців тому

      it is all thanks to social media nowaday, it makes it even easier for fearmonger to spread this kind of thing while back then usually in smaller scale because who the heck write newpapers nor listen to conspiracy radio?

    • @TheGreyShaman
      @TheGreyShaman 8 місяців тому

      They’re allowing their darkness to come to light, or their thoughts to become reality. They’re showing their true colors, these are amazing times.
      They praised the first eclipse 7 years ago like the second coming of Jesus Christ, now the second coming of the eclipse is coming and they’re freaking out. In the spiritual realm, their fears show what’s really going on.
      And if The Father of All Creation can create signs for us, would the enemy not also be able to create false signs since they too are not physical beings? At least not until they’re cast down into this construct of time at least. So they’re creating false signs, convincing people to fall to fear, but if it were a real sign would they still fall to fear? Or are they only fearful because they are giving in to these false signs?
      All I know is with Jesus Christ we are literally eternal as the soul in between mind and body so I subjectively have no fears. Only fears I have are for my loved ones, it’s why I’m still here at the very least. If I’m all good but my loved ones arent, then what would that make me if I were to dip early? I’d be no less than a betrayer turning my back on my brothers and sisters in soul.

    • @l0rf
      @l0rf 8 місяців тому

      ​@TheGreyShaman you know, that's the question I've often asked myself of Christians and you have at least shown me that not all of them are so terrified. If you have the literal creator of the universe and everything within it not just on your side but personally interested in a relationship with you, why would you be afraid of anything?

  • @matszh
    @matszh 8 місяців тому +1

    As a Christian, I appreciated this video. Mocking stupidity and humbug makes sense, even to me, that DO believe in the Bible. If you’re into scaring people, it’s better to use scientific facts, which there are enough of these days, without private conspiratorial speculations. I do find comfort in my faith though.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 8 місяців тому +4

    It's like people just discovered eclipses. Is it because Tik Tok wasn't around 7 years ago when the last US eclipse was to make Zoomers freak out?

  • @spidertheateo4344
    @spidertheateo4344 9 місяців тому +11

    I don’t understand these people it’s just an eclipse that didn’t happen when I was younger no one went nuts

    • @ladyaj7784
      @ladyaj7784 9 місяців тому +6

      Are you sure? I'm Gen X. When I was younger I wouldn't have heard of the craziness nearly as much as we do now with social media on the interwebs. 😋

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +1

      Ok Boomer. Joking Gen x myself and if people had to have them as parents would realize the insult. They made the world worse but mostly just gave ok boomer sayer candy. We had to be present while they ruined the world and us. Weird rant over

    • @l0rf
      @l0rf 8 місяців тому

      People probably did go nuts but there were fewer online platforms for these weitdos to congregate on.

  • @rickskeptical
    @rickskeptical 9 місяців тому +4

    Thanks for the videol. Lyin for the bjesus is more common and perfectly alright as long as you are trying to strengthen peoples faith in said bjesus.

  • @jt5678
    @jt5678 8 місяців тому +1

    I had it the other way around: a week or two out they were calling for rain, but then the day of, we got perfectly clear skies. Pretty cool stuff; I saw the totality for the 2017 one in Oregon too. They're breathtaking, but I never got the impression that I was looking at anything other than at a beautiful and lucky coincidence of geometry.

  • @TirarADeguello
    @TirarADeguello 8 місяців тому

    Keep doing good work, subscribed.

  • @ernestoamador2481
    @ernestoamador2481 9 місяців тому +3

    London: I find your videos great, interesting, fun, and hilarious.
    London thanks a lot

  • @jeffwatkins352
    @jeffwatkins352 8 місяців тому +4

    Glad you pointed out the technology issue. When creationists start in with their anti-science garbage, I say: "Let's see. Am I going to believe an old book that has talking snakes and donkeys or the people who keep my car running and my lights on?"

  • @paulpinecone2464
    @paulpinecone2464 8 місяців тому +1

    Well you're okay then silly. If it's raining where you are then the world isn't going to end there.

  • @michaelcaffery5038
    @michaelcaffery5038 9 місяців тому +4

    I would have said society has gone back to medieval times but now I think much further back than that.

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 8 місяців тому +1

    These apocalypse predictors always make me laugh. They have been making this prediction for every normal celestial event in my entire life, and history shows they have been doing for every event before I was born too. It's just patterns in the orbits people, we know why this stuff happens and it's going to keep happening, chill out 😂

  • @peanutpie5042
    @peanutpie5042 8 місяців тому

    I live in northern totality; there are so many tourists. It's being covered by local news minute by minute

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh 8 місяців тому +1

    I talked to these two guys yesterday that stopped in town. They were driving a sweet black Chevy Impala and were looking for a cheap hotel near the path of the eclipse. Cool dudes. Good luck Sam and Dean!

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 9 місяців тому +2

    I didn’t realize we didn’t use food or gas outside of when a total solar eclipse happens.

  • @probablynotmyname8521
    @probablynotmyname8521 8 місяців тому +5

    The dangers of home schooling.

  • @Moxx3
    @Moxx3 8 місяців тому +5

    Guys, I know the religious fanatics have "prophesied" the end of the world a few hundred times, and they were all wrong... but THIS time it's real, trust me!!
    (Also, Jesus needs your money. Just send it to me and I'll make sure he gets it)

  • @BetterThanEmber
    @BetterThanEmber 8 місяців тому +1

    Love that Frakes clip compilation 😂

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 8 місяців тому +1

    jesus coming as a lamb, and then a lion is not a cycle. Some sorta crazy pokemon evolution maybe, but not a cycle.

  • @chrislister570
    @chrislister570 8 місяців тому +6

    Well, at least once this eclipse comes and goes, Christians will learn to stop falling for this nonsense. Right?

    • @solidstorm6129
      @solidstorm6129 8 місяців тому +2

      You’d think so. And I’d wish so.

    • @vls3771
      @vls3771 8 місяців тому

      Na ..the stupidity goes right into the bones...next cyclone or earthquake they will all come back out of their caves

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 8 місяців тому

      NEVER!!!

  • @justincapable
    @justincapable 9 місяців тому +2

    My family and I watched a solar eclipse in Oct 2023. The eclipse passed. No raptor. If this specific solar eclipse is so important, why is it raining in my area?

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому

      I was hoping for the one true raptor to make its presence known. Love yt autocorrect.

  • @matthewpartacini2206
    @matthewpartacini2206 8 місяців тому +3

    Their bible even says that when jesus returns he'll come 'like a theif in the night'. According to their OWN BOOK, his return is unpredictable!

  • @PassiveSmoking
    @PassiveSmoking 8 місяців тому +4

    Do you know what makes me most sad and angry about this kind of BS? It's that people will listen to it, and believe it, and rush out and hoard month's worth of food and water and toilet roll and build a shelter in their cellars and probably also stockpile all their guns and ammo in preparation for the end of the world, and then the day of the eclipse comes and literally nothing happens other than an interesting solar phenomena that probably half of us won't even get to see properly due to crappy weather, and will they learn anything from it? Will they conclude that they've been told that the end of the world was coming by these grifters only for nothing to happen so therefore they must have been lied to? Will they be more sceptical of any such claims in the future?
    NO!
    The next time something like this happens, they'll do the exact same thing! And again, and again, and again! They won't learn a damn thing. They will not accept that they've been lied to repeatedly. They'll continue building their rapture shelters and swallowing every bit of crap that these people shovel down their mouths. And that is what really makes me sick to my stomach. We live in a world where people have walked on the moon, and millions of people still believe it has some kind of magic power.

  • @jamesguptill6611
    @jamesguptill6611 8 місяців тому +3

    Lolllll, the rapture was created from whole cloth 150 years ago....yup, a fever dream. It's not in there story book.

  • @StanleyRunk
    @StanleyRunk 8 місяців тому +4

    Also a relevant fun fact-the eclipse will be watched by people in Detroit, which coincidentally was once visited by Sylvester Stallone’s second cousin about twelve years ago. Think about that.

  • @Darth_Niki4
    @Darth_Niki4 9 місяців тому +4

    Personally I think that the solar eclipse of May 29 1919 was the most important solar eclipse in recorded human history.
    But of course it's all relative. 👀

  • @trashedx
    @trashedx 8 місяців тому +4

    It's pretty ballsy of that guy to post a video like this when the eclipse is so close. Like what is he going to do tomorrow when Jesus doesn't return lmao

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 8 місяців тому

      I want to know too❤ how devastating it is to be exposed as a fake prophet

  • @wadeheaton123
    @wadeheaton123 8 місяців тому +1

    Re: Crucifixion. The film BARRABUS filmed the crucifixion during a total eclipse. BTW, filmed at Cinecitta outside Rome, Italy.

  • @randomoldbloke
    @randomoldbloke 8 місяців тому +1

    It will be interesting to see how many people end up with severe eye damage . Am looking forward to observing the comet if the conditions are right. The collective ignorance of a lot of North American never fails to surprise me , when the bottom has been hit someone always comes along and says hold my beer

  • @sandi4215
    @sandi4215 8 місяців тому +1

    I don’t understand why gov agencies are saying it’s an emergency. How is it an emergency?!

    • @danger.snakes
      @danger.snakes  8 місяців тому +2

      government agencies declare states of emergency in order to more effectively rally state organizations, they declare states of emergency for plenty of reasons, including such things as large protests, and a large influx of people into smaller towns is definitely something comparable to the migration that might happen after a disaster

    • @mickeydecurious
      @mickeydecurious 8 місяців тому

      All the people they expect to be traveling at the same time.

  • @iansmith1965
    @iansmith1965 8 місяців тому +1

    A great darkness covered the whole land? I believe we call that "Night"!

  • @robertjimenez5984
    @robertjimenez5984 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh no an eclipse 🤣🤣

  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 8 місяців тому +1

    Thallus was a guy who was quoted by Julius Africanus who was quoted by Eusebius. Only Eusebius' writings still exist, but we can be super confident that he got everything totally right and we don't need to be concerened by his other writings in which he says that lying is okay if you do it for Jesus.

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 9 місяців тому +3

    What t.v.series is that clip of Jonathan Frakes from?

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +4

      Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction
      I have heard some bs about the shows motivations, but it was a decent exercise in critical thinking and reflecting on how much one can be influenced and accepting of questionable sources.

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 9 місяців тому +4

      Thanks, I will have to look for it online.

    • @gugman9684
      @gugman9684 9 місяців тому

      @@johnburn8031 There are 4 seasons with the first hosted by James Brolin (father of Josh Brolin) and the last 3 seasons hosted by Jonathan Frakes. All 4 seasons are available on the UA-cam channel
      FilmRise True Crime.

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf 8 місяців тому

    I saw a picture of the Eclipse taken from the ISS, showing the shadow of the moon projected onto the earth from above and that incredible feat of engineering and science did make me tear up a little. And then these people show up and let me know that we are both the species that made a robot sing happy birthday to itself on another surface and the species that still believes in the apocalyptic preaching of Iron age people at the same time.

  • @Tazreale
    @Tazreale 8 місяців тому +1

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got em!

  • @TLA-ml2lg
    @TLA-ml2lg 9 місяців тому +2

    It is funny how they totally ignore the ring of fire eclipse we had just last year in October. Are fuller eclipse supposed to be more magical or something? 😂 Did it cross out the X pattern they so love to point out?

  • @lukeorloki
    @lukeorloki 9 місяців тому +2

    That is the most METAL comet ever. Probably sounds like Crazy Train is playing as it passes by.

  • @infidelcastro5129
    @infidelcastro5129 9 місяців тому +4

    Is McLovin in this video? Please tell me he is 😋

  • @tmseh
    @tmseh 8 місяців тому +3

    Is it passing thru Intercourse Pennsylvania?

    • @piperdragon3200
      @piperdragon3200 8 місяців тому

      😂 it missed Intercourse, PA they only gotta .9150 ir something like that. 😅

  • @templargfx
    @templargfx 8 місяців тому +3

    imagine the level of arrogance it takes to think that God would signal the end times, not over the promised land, but over America because you live there

    • @annara686
      @annara686 8 місяців тому +1

      It's because all of them think they are main character🤣

  • @jfiel209
    @jfiel209 8 місяців тому

    I'm so freaked out that I bought a new battery for my welding helmet (pretty great for eclipse viewing IF it gets dark enough.)!

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 8 місяців тому +1

    *For me: Perfect weather the day before. The day of.... forecasts overcast with a chance of hail.*

  • @mnptm
    @mnptm 9 місяців тому +1

    the largest refers to the proximity of the moon to the earth; the moon’s orbit is elliptical, so this eclipse coincides with the earth being closer to the earth then other times in its orbit causing it to cast a larger shadow on the earth surface

  • @fishdaddy35
    @fishdaddy35 8 місяців тому +1

    “Man” is being charitable. Guy looks like “Leave It To Beaver.”

  • @rataflechera
    @rataflechera 8 місяців тому

    Last eclipse (the anular one) would have been partial in my town. Completely clouded.

  • @mydnytdeath
    @mydnytdeath 8 місяців тому

    I know you're talking about total solar eclipses being a year and a half, but the frequency of eclipses in general are about 2-5 per year. We had one here in South Texas back in October '23.

  • @mattymoowhite
    @mattymoowhite 9 місяців тому +2

    The eclipse that passed across Jerusalem was in 29AD, 4 years before Jesus was crucified. ( NASA eclipse database)

  • @t0k3verse
    @t0k3verse 8 місяців тому +1

    Hardest pill to swallow in this entire video is that you don't love me.. #heartbroken

  • @destinstar7742
    @destinstar7742 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm curious if Florida is going to be the same or darker than the 2017 eclipse. The last eclipse It was as if I was wearing sunglasses such a weird experience

  • @davidbudge8359
    @davidbudge8359 9 місяців тому +5

    He forgot the Jerusalem Zombie infestation that historian of time mentioned must be a cover up.

    • @davidbudge8359
      @davidbudge8359 8 місяців тому

      Yahweh get your act together the only job you had to do was rupture all the true believers and start the Armageddon and you blew it.

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b 8 місяців тому +3

    I thought that it was *PAGANS* that attributed eclipses to supernatural beings.

  • @misslayer999
    @misslayer999 8 місяців тому +2

    "The answer is no but let's watch the video anyways." 😂 Lol

  • @grumpylibrarian
    @grumpylibrarian 9 місяців тому +2

    What he shows is the Semitic precursor to Aleph, not the Hebrew Aleph, which is "א". The precursor to Aleph was originally derived from Egyptian hieroglyphs. Also, Revelation 22:13 does NOT mention Aleph and Tau (not the first time I've heard this nonsense); it mentions Alpha and Omega, the unrelated beginning and end of the Greek alphabet. Uppercase Alpha looks like our uppercase "A" in English, vaguely similar to the precursor to Aleph, but also not at all because it misses the wide center line and is rotated 90° clockwise. The other symbol looks nothing like an Omega, more like a Chi.

  • @gottfriedosterbach3907
    @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +8

    Good morning. I like your content enough I am watching before Aron Ra. Bonus points for Mr. Frakes

  • @terrorsaurus8683
    @terrorsaurus8683 8 місяців тому +1

    Maybe the stock footage was of Denver International Airport. I have heard conspiracy theories about that airport being a gateway to hell or some shit like that.

  • @classicsciencefictionhorro1665
    @classicsciencefictionhorro1665 8 місяців тому +1

    Ancients did not know how eclipses worked.

  • @KonamiRelic
    @KonamiRelic 8 місяців тому +2

    14:15 Yeah? One of the 2nd cities the eclipse will pass through is Uvalde. Is that God's way of justifying/blessing/saying hes sorry about all the kids that got shot to death in their school?

  • @dalek7804
    @dalek7804 9 місяців тому +3

    What century is this? God bless Uhmuricah!😵‍💫

    • @eddybrevet6816
      @eddybrevet6816 9 місяців тому +1

      get binocs out, might spot devil comet coming from behind eclipse

  • @wonkydonk9073
    @wonkydonk9073 8 місяців тому +1

    16:20 - Next Thanksgiving dinner is gonna be wild

  • @themagickmirror
    @themagickmirror 9 місяців тому +1

    "just enjoy something" pretending their favorite book is full of secret messages directed at them, and whicxh only their chose ones can see/understand, is pretty much the only enjoyment they have which isn't risking some kind of eternal torture. let them larp

  • @huffpappy
    @huffpappy 9 місяців тому +4

    What do these fools think the moon's shadow is going to do to the Earth? How can a shadow cause anything of consequence? Science anyone?

  • @thorssensgamesNCC1701
    @thorssensgamesNCC1701 9 місяців тому +5

    And of course, Jesus said no one knows when he’ll be back but they try and predict it anyway

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 8 місяців тому +1

    I found a new channel! Subbed! 👍🏼

  • @vnzboy
    @vnzboy 9 місяців тому +4

    😂 I told my SO last week, I'm surprised religious nuts haven't made a big deal out of this yet, that same night UA-cam started popping up suggested channels about the topic 😂😂. And as soon the earthquake happened, I said out loud at work "the end of times is here, da bible! Bring me ma bible you hidden sinners! 😂😂😂

  • @aaronrodriquez6274
    @aaronrodriquez6274 8 місяців тому

    Aww man... dude quoted AZ Central.... probably means the guys in Arizona... I hate the school system in my state!

  • @samuelburleigh1895
    @samuelburleigh1895 9 місяців тому +2

    Every 18 months for the past million odd years.

  • @3chordGrifter-et4qe
    @3chordGrifter-et4qe 8 місяців тому

    They are going to have no problem pulling off project blue beam

  • @kerianhalcon3557
    @kerianhalcon3557 8 місяців тому +3

    The back peddling on this is going to be biblical.

    • @aimliard2276
      @aimliard2276 8 місяців тому

      Do you know what is worse? People murdered others because of this fearmongering