Christians Are TERRIFIED!

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  • @scottplumer3668
    @scottplumer3668 9 місяців тому +280

    The eclipse will be going through FOUR Springfields, an Ogdenville and a Shelbyville! That tells me that God wants us to watch the Simpsons!

    • @littleredpony6868
      @littleredpony6868 9 місяців тому +16

      Doh!!!

    • @justplainrye
      @justplainrye 9 місяців тому +13

      This is too good 👌

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 9 місяців тому +10

      What is tells ME, is old timey Americans had somewhat limited imagination. Or were just trash at naming their cities. Who the heck needs four Springfields in one country? 😁

    • @alanmurray5963
      @alanmurray5963 9 місяців тому +7

      What about North Haverbrook and Brockway? 😃

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +11

      Not watching The Simpsons; That's a Paddlin'!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +209

    I'm pretty sure the people who wrote the Bible had no knowledge of the existence of the North American continent.

    • @clineezwood7942
      @clineezwood7942 9 місяців тому +19

      Or South America, Australia, and Antarctica

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 9 місяців тому +12

      Shhhh, don't scare him with facts! XD

    • @garyrobertfisher
      @garyrobertfisher 9 місяців тому +20

      and the people of north America had their own religion before the invaders arrived

    • @LoveAllAnimals101
      @LoveAllAnimals101 9 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @arcadealchemist
      @arcadealchemist 9 місяців тому +1

      The bible old testimate was written in Hebrew it has to be read in Hebrew truly to understand the pattern and design because it explains astrological events but these happen inside you also because the moon governs your internal and the sun yes your external. People as in atheists mostly should understand the tides, that happens inside you like a borometer your organs are like in a pickle jar body when the moon enters each house it changes what it governs from head to to. That's what each zodiac sign stands for and 12 apostles also are the 12 signs each tribe of Israel 12 names each name is the birth month and purpose of the tribe, but inverted from greek myth because Gad is the head which is Scorpio. You don't have to believe for it already effected you because the moon gave you life. The moon during incubation will extrude atom out but unlike plants a touch of energy in motion is applied

  • @kriegmesserdclxvi2833
    @kriegmesserdclxvi2833 9 місяців тому +152

    He still forgetting Jesus predicted the generation he lived in would not die until he returned in glory. That generation is long gone.

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +31

      I find that funny because Christians claim it isn't about his disciples and referred a future generation. No, it was about his disciples and it shows Jesus lied.😂😂

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 9 місяців тому +29

      Maybe there is a 2,000 year old guy wandering around somewhere.

    • @creativewriter3887
      @creativewriter3887 9 місяців тому +8

      Exactly.. and there was NO ONE as biblically illiterate than Jesus. In his tirades against the leaders who were calling him out for his CRUELTY to his disciples, Jesus goes off and tries to use the bible to justify his insanity, but when you look at his "proof", he failed miserably! He couldn't even get the stories right. And he couldn't read Isaiah correctly.

    • @kregorovillupo3625
      @kregorovillupo3625 9 місяців тому

      @@condorboss3339 you told it as a joke, but iirc mormons believes just that. Oh Saint Google, protector of the curios, help me!
      ...
      >scribble scribble scribble<
      ...
      Yes, it turns out it checks. 3 nephites, jhon and a couple other character like Alma ( ??? from a mormon book i guess...) and surprisingly Moses! It seems at the end he never died as his god commanded.
      That's... I don't know how to say... nuts?

    • @StephenGangi
      @StephenGangi 9 місяців тому +6

      He also said nobody knows when The End will be ... "like a thief in the night".

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 9 місяців тому +97

    Religion or no religion, when is humanity going to stop attributing normal events to signs from gods? You'd think after multiple generations, going back however many thousands of years, have all made similar claims about events in their lifetimes, that society in general would be past this sort of superstitious nonsense.

    • @MortalFrenemies
      @MortalFrenemies 9 місяців тому +16

      Because people are ignorant, and instead of just dealing with the answer "I don't know," people have to attribute it to a god. Thesis forget that everything that has been attributed to a god has either been debunked or has yet to be debunked. I highly doubt we will ever have the answers for everything but atheist definitely have a stronger argument disproving a Thesis god claims

    • @somersetcace1
      @somersetcace1 9 місяців тому +15

      @@MortalFrenemies In this case though, it's not even a matter of "I don't know." We _do_ know, exactly what solar eclipses are, why they happen and can predict them to near perfect accuracy. If it was just a matter of putting the concept of a god into the gaps of our knowledge, then okay, it's still fallacious, but it's a far cry from this.

    • @MortalFrenemies
      @MortalFrenemies 9 місяців тому +12

      Exactly my point we know exactly how it works but the people that don't won't admit it so they say "it's because of god"

    • @jenna2431
      @jenna2431 9 місяців тому +4

      But it's so much easier and way more validating to believe this BS like those around you.

    • @Alltime2050
      @Alltime2050 9 місяців тому

      They believe they are immortal beings fighting Satan to earn a place in paradise forever and ever. It's hard to get the indoctrinated to give up the idea they are that special.

  • @naomiandtommccabe
    @naomiandtommccabe 9 місяців тому +101

    Like a lot of non Americans, I get a bit peeved by the narcissism of American exceptionalism. It’s not always about you guys. If there was a god he’s got a lot more on his plate besides causing touch downs and giving people Grammys. Especially American religious who spend a lot of time smashing square pegs into round holes so they can come up with ridiculous reasons why they weren’t left out of a book of fairy tales mainly concerned with a very small area of the Middle East. Australians usually don’t try to find a way to be included, neither do Swedes or Koreans or Tanzanians. Get over yourselves.

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому

      There are Christians here in the US that think the US is the new Israel and their the chosen people.
      What country you live in?

    • @michjefferson77
      @michjefferson77 9 місяців тому

      It ain’t our fault, we have a bunch of narcissistic morons trying to turn this country into an autocracy.

    • @eekns
      @eekns 9 місяців тому +4

      Thanks for lumping every American into one. We are not!!!

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +12

      @@eekns if you are offended, then you are one of the Americans that @naomian is referring to. Someone who is not of of the Americans that @naomian is commenting about would not be offended by this. You demonstrated by what you commented that you are one of those Americans. 👍

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 9 місяців тому +13

      As an American, I cannot argue with anything you've said. You're very right about American exceptionalism. I wish I could have some pride in my country, I wish there was something I could be proud of, but as of right now, there is nothing. I don't hate my country, at least where people are concerned, but I hate the extremism shown by too many religious people.

  • @omarvasquez6851
    @omarvasquez6851 9 місяців тому +284

    It’s a shame that grown adults still believe in fairy tales.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 9 місяців тому +21

      It's funny and at the same time frustrating, isn't it?

    • @frozentspark2105
      @frozentspark2105 9 місяців тому +17

      They don't know they've been fooled though which is sad

    • @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv
      @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv 9 місяців тому

      BRAINWASHED, PSY OPED

    • @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv
      @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv 9 місяців тому +8

      EVIL ONE'S AT THAT. IT DOES SUCK that there isn't an ALL LOVING Sky Fairy. He have my Love, respect,. No such thing ask me to bow to him

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 9 місяців тому +17

      It's a damn shame grown people live in such unnecessary fear.

  • @ebi-chan414
    @ebi-chan414 9 місяців тому +32

    "the statue of liberty is a satanic altar of the babylonian goddess ishtar"
    Me as a french : Oh yes, i am le babylonians now i guess.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 8 місяців тому +1

      personally i find it a symbol of American hypocrisy

  • @andrewlucas744
    @andrewlucas744 9 місяців тому +73

    USA in 1969: "That's one small step for a man...
    USA in 2024: Mundane astronomical event is a sign from God.

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 9 місяців тому +2

      😢😢😢

    • @Groffili
      @Groffili 9 місяців тому +5

      To be fair: there were the same "Repent! The end is near!" people in 1969. In some cases, literally the same people.
      But back then they didn't have the modern communication technologies that we have today, that allows every nincompoop to broadcast his ramblings to the world.
      And consider: they _did_ have a lot more modern and efficient communication technologies than their "XYZ is a warning from God" peers from 50, 100, 150, 1000 years earlier. These people never change, and their message never changes. It's just the presentation that "improves".

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Groffili💯 The question is; will they ever tire of being wrong about doomsday nonsense?

    • @DJTheTrainmanWalker
      @DJTheTrainmanWalker 9 місяців тому

      Well... be fair... How else are they supposed to control populations, and manufacture consent, other than through planned ignorance, resting on superstition and conspiracy theories.

    • @michaezell4607
      @michaezell4607 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@timcirulis5273 unfortunately no.

  • @StarSong936
    @StarSong936 9 місяців тому +62

    One of the things I've noticed, especially since leaving religion, is if something bad happens to a group that the believers disagree with, it's God's judgement on those unbelievers. If, however, something bad happens to them, it's Satan attacking God's church. Well, what if it's neither one? I've even heard religious people say LGBT people are responsible for the earthquakes in California. How do they come to that conclusion? As far as I can tell, earthquakes are a natural consequence of the rocks being under more stress than they can take, and breaking loose to slide past each other.

    • @brentwalker8596
      @brentwalker8596 9 місяців тому +17

      If you rationalize God, then you can rationalize anything. It's all just magical thinking wrapped in a neat package.

    • @codecixteen
      @codecixteen 9 місяців тому

      It’s all under control and it’s all part of a plan, even if it’s an evil plan in control by evil forces, because the truth that nothing is in control and there is no plan is too scary to these people.

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 9 місяців тому

      Two tectonic plates rubbing against each other.
      Not homoerotic at all!!😅😅😅

    • @jameschapman6559
      @jameschapman6559 9 місяців тому +4

      Congratulations!

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      ​@brentwalker8596 maybe but your still a stupid comment considering Dat ma almighty purple unicorn creator is returning finally and you'll be sorry and late to repeat and miss HEAVEN paradise of eternal life 😭🙌

  • @sonny8456
    @sonny8456 9 місяців тому +40

    Some guys wrote a book 2000+ yrs ago about something happening 6000+ miles away …riiigt

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 9 місяців тому +13

      They didn't even know America existed. But the Aztecs, Incas and Mayans had already heard of it ? ?

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@MrCanis4
      Not surprising. They were on the same continent as the Native Americans.

    • @HarryNicNicholas
      @HarryNicNicholas 7 місяців тому +1

      @@MrCanis4 they didn't even know how far it was between towns in those day

  • @davex444
    @davex444 9 місяців тому +16

    Looks like this dude looked at too many solar eclipses, but only with that one eye.

  • @bringhomethebasil8729
    @bringhomethebasil8729 9 місяців тому +11

    Funny how they are using the sky as a sign from God when God apparently hates astrologers.

  • @danger.snakes
    @danger.snakes  9 місяців тому +16

    PSA: I sort of implied that Jews believe "Mystery Babylon" is the Roman Empire, but what I was actually trying to say is that the Roman Empire is regarded by Jewish people as having fulfilled prophecies prior to the writing of the New Testament. Rabbi Tovia Singer has mentioned this in several videos.

    • @creativewriter3887
      @creativewriter3887 9 місяців тому

      Jews do NOT believe in an "mystery babylon". That's from REVELATION which is a XIAN text, NOT a Jewish one. None of the NT is Jewish. And many of the prophesies in the Hebrew Scripture were about the REAL Babylon, not some mystery babylon. And the empires mention in the book of Daniel does culminate with the Roman Empire, but there was no "mystery babylon". So stop stating what Jews believe.

  • @IanM-id8or
    @IanM-id8or 9 місяців тому +65

    "God exists outside of time" is another way of saying "God doesn't exist"

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому +4

      Lol yup

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 9 місяців тому

      It's just another absurd statement with no evidence to back it up. Christians do not work with the holy spirit, the teacher of truth. They just believe what want to believe and fail every single test.

    • @davehenderson6896
      @davehenderson6896 9 місяців тому +1

      Yes in order to see God you have to die first.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      @davehenderson6896 so life iz still a ultimate gamble war on ( if yo wrong )

    • @davehenderson6896
      @davehenderson6896 9 місяців тому

      Yes pascals wager.@@mistylover7398

  • @fangsandfolklore8795
    @fangsandfolklore8795 8 місяців тому +1

    lol why do Americans think they are so free? Jaywalk in front of a cop and see how free we are.

  • @sabin1166
    @sabin1166 9 місяців тому +54

    Just another Christian who desperately wants his fairytale to be true.

    • @sergiovelasquezzeballos3855
      @sergiovelasquezzeballos3855 9 місяців тому +2

      Just like everybody else

    • @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv
      @CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xv 9 місяців тому +3

      yes and that is weird. they want to bow to YWH 24/7 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      God belief = autism syndrome az a existing thing.

    • @creativewriter3887
      @creativewriter3887 9 місяців тому +2

      they connect dots that don't exist. imagine that!

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CaliforniaSurfer-gc2xvIt's like an obsession. How? I actually looked forward to worshipping God 24/7 without reservation. I couldn't imagine that ever losing its shine in my eyes. I'm pretty sure I was encouraged to be like this by my church and Christian peers, so I suspect they feel the same way I used to.

  • @IanM-id8or
    @IanM-id8or 9 місяців тому +23

    As an Australian I can assure you I do not view the US as "the moral authority". Granted, you're way better than, say, Russia or China - but, let's face it, that's a very low bar indeed.
    BTW Free Julian Assange. Then maybe we can discuss your status as a moral authority

    • @ertymexx
      @ertymexx 9 місяців тому +1

      "Granted, you're way better than, say, Russia or China" - are they though? Are they really? Same shit different name, I would argue.

    • @StephenGangi
      @StephenGangi 9 місяців тому +5

      @@ertymexx But God is on our side!

    • @dmwalker24
      @dmwalker24 9 місяців тому

      We're not even remotely close to better than Russia or China. You might be able to make an argument that we're better than England, but even that probably wouldn't hold up.

    • @tricky48
      @tricky48 9 місяців тому

      @@ertymexx I disagree... while there are PLENTY of bad folk in the US, there are also plenty that do what they can to keep it out of the Theocracy, Nationalistic, and Fascist sections of the Bad Government Bible. Russia and China, both, have the worst people *actually* in charge. This next election will spell out whether or not that would still be the case, though.

  • @mastahfrederique1147
    @mastahfrederique1147 9 місяців тому +32

    Actually, the Bible contradicts itself re:big fish vs. whale. It uses both, which just goes to show that the authors didn't understand the difference between fish and whales.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      And these are da stupid retarded religious autism believers were so post to respect??? Da one who call us da same stupidity?

    • @williamwilson6499
      @williamwilson6499 9 місяців тому +2

      Or birds and bats. Leviticus 11:13-19

    • @mastahfrederique1147
      @mastahfrederique1147 9 місяців тому +1

      @@williamwilson6499 Another great example.

    • @KeltoiMagus
      @KeltoiMagus 9 місяців тому +5

      I think you will find the differences are in the translations, not original texts using multiple words.

    • @mastahfrederique1147
      @mastahfrederique1147 9 місяців тому +2

      @@KeltoiMagus That's very possible, although I'd expect the language of God's supposed people to be able to communicate that bats are not birds and whales are not fish. I take no issue with these mistakes if one isn’t arguing in favor of biblical literalism, though.

  • @tenmilesfm
    @tenmilesfm 9 місяців тому +17

    I made the mistake of seeing what other videos Big Nik posts about and saw he has like 60k followers, and now I kinda wish this eclipse was bringing on the end times.

  • @binghamtonblows
    @binghamtonblows 9 місяців тому +12

    I live very near one of the eight ninevahs he spoke of and i can assure you there is nothing biblical happening there ever

  • @deeterful
    @deeterful 9 місяців тому +16

    There are Solar eclipses happening approximately 2 to 5 times a year with total eclipses occurring about every 18 months.
    I wonder what all of those past eclipses were a portent of? 🤣

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 9 місяців тому

      Gods just waving around that eclipse stick, letting us know what's coming 😂. He's like a grouchy school teacher who always has a ruler ready.

  • @SphericalCowPhysics
    @SphericalCowPhysics 9 місяців тому +6

    For the last eclipse I went out to Missouri for a larger eclipse percentage. We went to some small town for the actual event and parked in the downtown area. After viewing the eclipse, we returned to our car, where some christian doomsday cultists had put a pamphket under the wipers describing how the eclipse was the sign of the end times and a demand for us to repent... going to Texas for the upcoming eclipse, so we'll see how that goes

  • @brucee6524
    @brucee6524 8 місяців тому +1

    7:43 actually they were referring to stuff that happened 10-20 years earlier (the Roman conquest of Jerusalem circa 70CE), and pretending that they were writing beforehand.

  • @DJTony993
    @DJTony993 9 місяців тому +12

    Soooooo what are these folks gonna say when nothing aside from an eclipse happens?

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 9 місяців тому +11

      A new game perhaps? Making up BS as you go.

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +5

      They will come up some excuse and people need to call them out on their bs when it happens.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      ​@@MrCanis4lol religious believers forever nurds 🤓✝️. Like every single annoying nerd from movies with nose bleeding and annoying high voices.

    • @ertymexx
      @ertymexx 9 місяців тому +4

      They will say that this was only a warning, but god was merciful and did no harm. Same god that otherwise murders (or has others do it for him) entire populations on a whim.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      @@ertymexx so Bible God is evil

  • @nates9029
    @nates9029 9 місяців тому +13

    It turns out that the eclipse will be passing over 2 towns named Nineveh. I guess his research did not include looking at a map of Northern America.

    • @nates9029
      @nates9029 9 місяців тому +1

      Dan provides a map that shows how wrong these people are. ua-cam.com/video/TDhfgFXJ1bc/v-deo.htmlsi=VGnDsSENIcJOD12p

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      VA?

    • @nates9029
      @nates9029 9 місяців тому

      @@mistylover7398 - No, it misses VA entirely

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      @@nates9029 well at least we can still see it anyway since da sun iz everywhere?

  • @LHWK_RHC
    @LHWK_RHC 9 місяців тому +14

    I wonder what mental gymnastics will take place once the eclipse has been and gone and Jebus is still nowhere to be seen? 🤔

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +6

      Yea they will be full of excuses, just like the JWs predictions and every other Christian whose predictions failed. Look at Harold Camping.

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 9 місяців тому +4

      "Next time! For sure."

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      ​@@DJ-73y do religious zombies look like annoying nerds?? 🤓

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому

      @@mistylover7398 🤔 hmm, they want to look like their 2,000 year old dead Jesus 🧟‍♂️

    • @sorcesscores5366
      @sorcesscores5366 9 місяців тому +3

      They just carry on coming up with the next prediction. Self-awareness and humility aren’t their strong suits.

  • @stpaul0859
    @stpaul0859 9 місяців тому +13

    Lady I work with is obsessed with the upcoming eclipse. She thinks its a sign that the rapture is coming.

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +7

      Tell her since she believes that, then she should give you all her belongings, car, and money since she won't be needing it anymore so you can hear her excuse as to why she refuses to do that.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому +1

      Crazy people of ✝️

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +12

    I remember the total solar eclipse from 1984. They made all of us kids come in from recess early because of it.

    • @deeterful
      @deeterful 9 місяців тому +4

      Wow, when I was a kid we got to go outside to check out the eclipses. Glad I grew up where people weren’t superstitious.

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +5

      @@deeterful it wasn't about Superstition they probably was afraid that we might get eye damage from looking directly into it

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 9 місяців тому +2

      I remember the total eclipse that went thru Florida in the 1960s. Never did I think the world was going to end.that would happen in 2000, or so I thought. With all the nukes and prophecies, I didn't think I'd exceed the age of 40.

    • @deeterful
      @deeterful 9 місяців тому

      @@grapeshot , that's why you use a filter. A modicum of basic science does wonders.

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +1

      @deeterful we were 4th graders, and they did not issue us filters it would have been a lot easier for us just to go inside, and that's what we did.

  • @stevevanscoik398
    @stevevanscoik398 9 місяців тому +12

    How can something that can be predicted to the minute be a prophecy?

  • @unduloid
    @unduloid 9 місяців тому +12

    The Moon will be casting a shadow on the earth. Oh noez!!!

  • @synthesis_25
    @synthesis_25 9 місяців тому +7

    I don't believe in Satan either, but I'd put on a pair of horns just to see how far out of his skin this guy would jump. 🤣

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlizabelaRosa
    @AlizabelaRosa 9 місяців тому +6

    christians are always adding to their cinematic universe lore, it's so cute

  • @Едентийф
    @Едентийф 9 місяців тому +4

    I summoned satan through 9 months of semen retention, and way too much weed😂

  • @EaglesQuestions
    @EaglesQuestions 9 місяців тому +7

    One eclipse‽ In 2014/15, we had "Four Blood Moons" heralding _our_ End. Kids today don't know how to Apocalypse, anymore. (It's those dxmn smartphones, I tells ya...)

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 9 місяців тому

      New proverb; "the smarter the phone, the more stupid the bearer".. 😮😂

  • @kevins7030
    @kevins7030 9 місяців тому +5

    Today, anyone with a smart phone can provide more detail about eclipses during biblical times than could anyone living in biblical times. ALL HAIL GOD APPLE!

  • @DM_Hazen
    @DM_Hazen 9 місяців тому +7

    Thanks for being another voice in the battle against ignorance and superstition. Also, you could totally voice a Vault Dweller.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому +1

      🟣✝️⚔️⚛️🔴 megatron is LORD

    • @danger.snakes
      @danger.snakes  9 місяців тому +2

      I would love to voice a Vault Dweller

  • @MrCanis4
    @MrCanis4 9 місяців тому +12

    Give them a few more years and they'll declare jesus as an American. 😂😂😂😂

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +6

      Some have in a way

    • @ertymexx
      @ertymexx 9 місяців тому +7

      Haven't they already? 😲

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 9 місяців тому

      I guess it's part of their "great American freedom" , the freedom to be stupid, the freedom to be annoying, the freedom to dictate onto others what to do and what to think, the freedom to deny the freedom of others.

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 9 місяців тому +20

    It's always End of Time o'clock somewhere.
    So many eclipses, so little (end of) time.

    • @strummercash5601
      @strummercash5601 9 місяців тому

      That is brilliant parenthetical employment! Thank you. As a former composition and creative writing instructor, I fully approve of and always appreciate a little punctuation and word-play.
      Have an awesome weekend!

  • @kronkk0926
    @kronkk0926 9 місяців тому +4

    Remember kids. Turning back to Jesus means you get to spend an eternity or more with men just like this guy.

  • @jgs1122
    @jgs1122 9 місяців тому +1

    Two hands working accomplish more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

  • @rs7656
    @rs7656 9 місяців тому +11

    The eclipse also proves Harry Potter's supreme power over all creation. Time for a Battle Royale between Jesus and Harry.

  • @ArrowOnionbelly
    @ArrowOnionbelly 9 місяців тому +10

    Big guy here thinks people who worship Satan know things Christians don't, because they have communion with Satan. Bro don't you have communion with the creator god? Why don't you know things that they don't? Isn't Satan the prince of lies? 😂

    • @CalliNightmare
      @CalliNightmare 9 місяців тому +1

      This is great point lol 😆

    • @ArrowOnionbelly
      @ArrowOnionbelly 9 місяців тому +4

      @@CalliNightmare lol thanks it's wild now, that I'm not religious, when I see people saying things like this. It's like when someone tries to disparage atheism by calling it a religion, bro aren't you part of a religion?

    • @Les-i7e
      @Les-i7e 9 місяців тому

      Sa tan is not the devil. Sa tan means accuse

    • @ArrowOnionbelly
      @ArrowOnionbelly 9 місяців тому

      @@Les-i7e not to most christians

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +2

      The prince of lies but told the truth in Genesis and it was god who lied 🤥. 🤔

  • @michaeloud6044
    @michaeloud6044 9 місяців тому +5

    How long until Christian devolve to believing lightning is from god again? 😂

    • @ertymexx
      @ertymexx 9 місяців тому

      Hasn't it already happened? Considering US christians want to kick out pretty much all science from schools... 😞

  • @wickedteegaming
    @wickedteegaming 9 місяців тому +19

    I'm not praying!! And it's gonna take 2 more solar eclipses passing over America to complete the pentagram so I think we're good for now! LOL

    • @beckiejani7782
      @beckiejani7782 9 місяців тому +3

      I am praying..... for good weather and no massive traffic jams.

  • @nuxlee254
    @nuxlee254 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm not even an Atheist but got I loved every second of your respond to this.... I would pay 49.99 to see you debate this dude for real on ppv.

  • @EvilMonster9000
    @EvilMonster9000 9 місяців тому +4

    The guy you’re reacting to looks like Ali Dawah if he knew the age of consent

  • @boojackson7133
    @boojackson7133 9 місяців тому +16

    I'm praying for Big Nick to see the light and become an atheist

  • @dark_natas_666
    @dark_natas_666 9 місяців тому +1

    The problem is that Americans (and I am an American) have a national sense of main character syndrome.

  • @bibleburner8426
    @bibleburner8426 9 місяців тому +2

    I'd be scared too if I still believed in gods and demons and magic.

  • @bluntmcbeefcake
    @bluntmcbeefcake 9 місяців тому +3

    That Bible quote. He referenced only says we should use the Sun and moon and Stars to be able to tell seasons and days and years. The problem with these guys theories Is that much of the world will not even see this eclipse.

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 9 місяців тому +4

    The pilgrims lived in Leiden, the Netherlands for years, before going to America. Not all went there, some stayed. The ones that went to America were afraid to be influenced by loose morals of the people in the Netherlands. So yes, they were pretty extreme.
    Btw the 3 October festival in Leiden is probably the source of thanksgiving in the USA.

  • @YoursTrulyThe1Pony
    @YoursTrulyThe1Pony 9 місяців тому +2

    Eclipses have been happening since the dawn of time. The only reason why people make these superstitious beliefs because to a person who has never seen one. The idea of day all of a sudden turn to night by the moon blocking out sun is SCARY.

  • @LarryJ2022
    @LarryJ2022 8 місяців тому +1

    According to their own religion nobody will know the hour. According to their own religion if you are a believer and have accepted Jesus you will be fine. Why are they worried about the end of times at all? Aren't they supposed to be raptured before stuff gets real bad? People stick their noses into other people's business too much. Trying to use scare tactics to recruit. Shameful.

  • @DrippyDerp
    @DrippyDerp 9 місяців тому +4

    My step father always used to say humans are the only animal that scare itself on purpose

  • @doneestoner9945
    @doneestoner9945 9 місяців тому +4

    Hey London Storm - I'm an older atheist. I love your show and think you are wicked cool (that's a Boston expression).

  • @Peeta-wn4hh
    @Peeta-wn4hh 9 місяців тому +3

    Eclipses aren’t so rare that they should inspire eschatological thinking. Eclipses occur, on average, every 18 months somewhere on Earth. The reason this one is special is because it will be another 375 years before it occurs again in the exact same place as in April 8, 2024.

    • @cookieril
      @cookieril 9 місяців тому

      375 years? You mean days?

    • @cookieril
      @cookieril 9 місяців тому

      Wait, I read that wrong

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 9 місяців тому +6

    Well, this as Nik puts it "Once in a Lifetime Event" sure is happening a lot.. seeing as the Next 8 TSE are Apr 8, 2024 /Aug 12, 2026/Aug 2, 2027/Jul 22, 2028/Nov 25, 2030/Nov 14, 2031/Mar 30, 2033 and Mar 20, 2034.
    And that was 15 seconds of searching Google, i think Nik's Research involved a Bag of Cheetos and "How can i Drum up Views for my Video from Gullible people?"

  • @justincapable
    @justincapable 9 місяців тому +2

    “It is like I am having the most beautiful dream; and the most terrible nightmare at once.” - Donna Hayward

  • @progressor4ward85
    @progressor4ward85 9 місяців тому +11

    America didn't exsist in biblical times. They never even knew about the land mass that would later become America. Furthermore, which America? South, central, or north. Did it mention the United stares. Well, states weren't even a concept back then.

  • @pretentiousjackal
    @pretentiousjackal 9 місяців тому +3

    I looked up Ninevah Texas on Google Maps. It's either a house, road junction, cemetery or farm. The point being that it's a small structure in the middle of nowhere.

  • @justplainrye
    @justplainrye 9 місяців тому +2

    15:12 ROFLMFAO
    There wasn't much after all the decades of interventionism... But after the oompah loompah? This is how you know big nic hasn't ever set foot outside his country

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 9 місяців тому +2

    There are solar eclipses every 18 or so months. They aren't "signs". They're just coincidences based on how the moon and sun orbit each other.
    They're also really really nifty and I'm looking forward to seeing this next one! :D

  • @bitofwizdomb7266
    @bitofwizdomb7266 9 місяців тому +9

    People who convert back to religion were never true atheist in the first place.

    • @NA-vz9ko
      @NA-vz9ko 9 місяців тому

      Don’t be guilty of a No true Scotsman fallacy.
      Everyone begins life as an atheist, i.e. someone unconvinced there are gods/god.
      Unless you mean positive atheism, someone who believes there is no god. In which case, it’s still possible to be convinced for bad reasons.

    • @bitofwizdomb7266
      @bitofwizdomb7266 9 місяців тому

      @@NA-vz9ko once you are truly convinced , that you have reasonably and rationally thought your way through it and you have adapted your life accordingly and given your own meaning to life without a belief in a god then it would extremely odd to go back to pretend believing in something you had no longer believed in . It wouldn’t be genuine . Especially, if you’ve been doing so for a long time.
      Aa for me personally , I believe in the “concept of God” (and if that’s supposed to believe in anything at all about the concept of God, it’d be an impersonal version , like the deist interpretation, not some ridiculous personal god like the man made biblical god , yaweh.
      Response :
      anything is possible, that I grant you . I can at the very least speak for myself and tell you I could never believe in the biblical god. If God (in this case the biblical version of the concept of God ) is all knowing and all powerful as commonly claimed, then he’d know exactly how to convince me of his existence. I remain unconvinced.
      As for an “atheist” changing his/her mind and believing in the Christian version of “God”, I would still find it suspect how someone who did not believe and after living a life as a true skeptic and critical thinker , could go from not believing right into fully believing with no more doubt whatsoever. Perhaps these types of people who claim they are “atheist” are just really agnostic . Or someone who grew up in an atheist family from birth but at some point found that atheism was an empty concept to them despite their atheist secular up-bringing. And it’d be interesting to talk to these types of people to find out exactly what is was that changed their mind. Maybe a bad car accident in which they beat the odds given the severity of the accident ? A sole survivor of a plane crash ? Their grandmother beating the odds of terminal cancer ? 🤷🏼‍♂️ To me at least , I’d attribute my survival , in any of these circumstances , to physics and dynamics of cause and effect . Not some deity that made sure I survived . I’d be way more apt to believe that the cause and effect of the interplay of physics worked out in such a way , for example , that the metal of the car wreckage didn’t bend or break in such a way that it’d have crushed my body beyond repair, causing my death. It would be just the natural way the physics of the wreck played out and it so happened that my life was spared. No belief in a god needed.
      I can not see someone like Richard Dawkins , Sam Harris, the late Christopher hitchens, Douglas Murray , Ricky Gervey, bill maher, and like minded people could ever go from disbelief back into belief

    • @NA-vz9ko
      @NA-vz9ko 9 місяців тому

      @@bitofwizdomb7266 it’s odd, but not impossible, and you cannot assert that it isn’t genuine belief. Plenty of people become convinced of things they were not previously convinced of. I fear that you’re underestimating the genuine conviction of converted people. They’re wrong for sure, deluded even, but most aren’t “pretending to believe” as you claimed.

    • @bitofwizdomb7266
      @bitofwizdomb7266 9 місяців тому

      @@NA-vz9ko anything is possible, that I grant you . I can at the very least speak for myself and tell you I could never believe in the biblical god. If God (in this case the biblical version of the concept of God ) is all knowing and all powerful as commonly claimed, then he’d know exactly how to convince me of his existence. I remain unconvinced.
      As for an “atheist” changing his/her mind and believing in the Christian version of “God”, I would still find it suspect how someone who did not believe and after living a life as a true skeptic and critical thinker , could go from not believing right into fully believing with no more doubt whatsoever. Perhaps these types of people who claim they are “atheist” are just really agnostic . Or someone who grew up in an atheist family from birth but at some point found that atheism was an empty concept to them despite their atheist secular up-bringing. And it’d be interesting to talk to these types of people to find out exactly what is was that changed their mind. Maybe a bad car accident in which they beat the odds given the severity of the accident ? A sole survivor of a plane crash ? Their grandmother beating the odds of terminal cancer ? 🤷🏼‍♂️ To me at least , I’d attribute my survival , in any of these circumstances , to physics and dynamics of cause and effect . Not some deity that made sure I survived . I’d be way more apt to believe that the cause and effect of the interplay of physics worked out in such a way , for example , that the metal of the car wreckage didn’t bend or break in such a way that it’d have crushed my body beyond repair, causing my death. It would be just the natural way the physics of the wreck played out and it so happened that my life was spared. No belief in a god needed.
      I can not see someone like Richard Dawkins , Sam Harris, the late Christopher hitchens, Douglas Murray , Ricky Gervey, bill maher, and like minded people could ever go from disbelief back into belief

    • @bitofwizdomb7266
      @bitofwizdomb7266 9 місяців тому

      @@NA-vz9ko anything is possible, that I grant you . I can at the very least speak for myself and tell you I could never believe in the biblical god. If God (in this case the biblical version of the concept of God ) is all knowing and all powerful as commonly claimed, then he’d know exactly how to convince me of his existence. I remain unconvinced.
      As for an “atheist” changing his/her mind and believing in the Christian version of “God”, I would still find it suspect how someone who did not believe and after living a life as a true skeptic and critical thinker , could go from not believing right into fully believing with no more doubt whatsoever. Perhaps these types of people who claim they are “atheist” are just really agnostic . Or someone who grew up in an atheist family from birth but at some point found that atheism was an empty concept to them despite their atheist secular up-bringing. And it’d be interesting to talk to these types of people to find out exactly what is was that changed their mind. Maybe a bad car accident in which they beat the odds given the severity of the accident ? A sole survivor of a plane crash ? Their grandmother beating the odds of terminal cancer ? 🤷🏼‍♂️ To me at least , I’d attribute my survival , in any of these circumstances , to physics and dynamics of cause and effect . Not some deity that made sure I survived . I’d be way more apt to believe that the cause and effect of the interplay of physics worked out in such a way , for example , that the metal of the car wreckage didn’t bend or break in such a way that it’d have crushed my body beyond repair, causing my death. It would be just the natural way the physics of the wreck played out and it so happened that my life was spared. No belief in a god needed.
      I can not see someone like Richard Dawkins , Sam Harris, the late Christopher hitchens, Douglas Murray , Ricky Gervey, bill maher, and like minded people could ever go from disbelief back into belief

  • @anthonysmith8800
    @anthonysmith8800 9 місяців тому +8

    As Spon as a theist says
    "I was a skeptic at first" or
    " I was the biggest atheist" or
    "after my research"
    you know you're in for some comedy gold. He didn't disappoint!!
    When he mentioned the "poisonous ideology sweeping into the west ", I assumed he meant Christianity. ......

  • @ldawg7117
    @ldawg7117 9 місяців тому +2

    Homeboy is unhinged AF

  • @ziploc2000
    @ziploc2000 9 місяців тому +5

    Only 2 US towns named Ninevah will see the total eclipse.

  • @EatHoneyBeeHappy
    @EatHoneyBeeHappy 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm not praying, but I will offer sugar in the shape of a bunny to the Goddess Eostre just to see what happens.

  • @ftg3183
    @ftg3183 9 місяців тому +7

    man you think this is bad I come from a country where damn near everybody including smart people think like this it honestly doesn't surprise me,,,,,,I'm not praying

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому +1

      What country?

    • @ftg3183
      @ftg3183 9 місяців тому

      @@DJ-73 Nigeria

    • @DJ-73
      @DJ-73 9 місяців тому

      @@ftg3183 yea you're definitely right on that. I have watched videos of the Christians in Nigeria and they take the Bible so serious. I thought Christians in the US were bad but there they will put to death anyone they suspect of being a witch and some other of what the Bible says.

  • @mikexstad1121
    @mikexstad1121 9 місяців тому +1

    I've traveled Europe a lot and have many friends from different countries... nobody wants to emulate America haha

    • @That-Guy_
      @That-Guy_ 9 місяців тому

      But in America we have the right to go bankrupt from medical bills. Who wouldn't want that freedom.😂😭

  • @belgarath6388
    @belgarath6388 9 місяців тому +3

    No, no we dont. I dont think anyone is looking to America as the "moral authority".

  • @eekns
    @eekns 9 місяців тому +2

    Same sex marriage began in 2004 in the USA. It was 2015 when it was not struck down making legal everywhere.

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 9 місяців тому +1

    "I watched a video... and after doing more research-"
    You JUST said you watched one video. That's it.

  • @ertymexx
    @ertymexx 9 місяців тому +2

    Sweden is mimicking the US nowadays. Sadly. Goes horribly. 😞

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +5

    Yeah speaking of terrible things a bridge collapsed in Baltimore.

  • @infidelcastro5129
    @infidelcastro5129 9 місяців тому +2

    McLovin grew a beard. How sweet.

  • @misfitsatanas5756
    @misfitsatanas5756 9 місяців тому +2

    Satanist here. Just discovered your content.
    Great vid and new subscriber! 🤟

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 9 місяців тому

      You know that Satanisme is closed to Christian believe system, and far away from atheism or other oriented religion systems?

  • @martinnyberg71
    @martinnyberg71 9 місяців тому +3

    1:26 Technically, 😂, it’s a twice a year thing, somewhere on the planet. But of course, the USA is JHWH’s favourite country. 🤪

  • @nollaigcrow
    @nollaigcrow 9 місяців тому +1

    This is like the 13th apocalypse I've lived through in my lifetime 😅

  • @blancodiablo8788
    @blancodiablo8788 9 місяців тому +2

    Imagine if Bible study was curriculum in schools these days. America was NEVER founded on religion, it allowed religions to intermingle without oppression of another and without religious law JFC .. we learned this in 4th grade

  • @Number1ZERO69
    @Number1ZERO69 9 місяців тому +2

    I love this phrase that Christians use: outside of time. God is outside of time. America is outside of time now? WTF does that mean?

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 9 місяців тому

      Also outside of knowledge yet they haz a belief system to begin with as a actual idea in beginning of existence. A gawds unknowable yet know everything bout the creator who's claimed to be far better than us to get near of like holy kryptonite Dat will destroy us guz he's SOOOO holy and bright and righteous Dat we just can't be in da presents of yet believers want to meet dis almighty creator like fan girls to 🤖🙌 for eternity.

  • @jackskelington7377
    @jackskelington7377 9 місяців тому +3

    Jesus fucking Christ, they said this shit years ago about the blood moons.

  • @noonespecial1178
    @noonespecial1178 9 місяців тому +1

    there it is i was waiting for this no surprise

  • @Cemental
    @Cemental 9 місяців тому

    Love this channel! Glad I found it!

  • @brentwalker8596
    @brentwalker8596 9 місяців тому +6

    "Many people don't know this" is what Big Nik says right before he spews some high level BS. Trump also employs this rhetorical device.

    • @cesariglesias297
      @cesariglesias297 9 місяців тому +1

      In defense of Trump I think Donald not care about the Bible or religion he got one master money and love to scam religious people.

    • @michjefferson77
      @michjefferson77 9 місяців тому

      @@cesariglesias297tell that to the Qanon pastors

  • @darrylelam256
    @darrylelam256 9 місяців тому +2

    I'm looking for this, the eclipse is passing directly over me. The last time i only saw a partial eclipse. The sky didn't even get a little darker and i had to use my welding helmet to see it. This time it should be really kool as we'll get the full eclipse. I just hope its not cloudy that day.

  • @MarkJones-fw3mo
    @MarkJones-fw3mo 7 місяців тому

    Biblical stories says it all.

  • @otakulibrarygirl
    @otakulibrarygirl 9 місяців тому

    Christian here- and the only eclipse related thing I’m scared of is that it might be too cloudy here to see it!

  • @dwaynewhite1669
    @dwaynewhite1669 9 місяців тому +1

    Wow! That went from zero to insane really quick

  • @Tony-gb7er
    @Tony-gb7er 9 місяців тому +3

    Why didn’t God tell us America would be a thing some day?

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 9 місяців тому +1

      I think a lot of America "preachers" are demanding that of God nowadays. Just to make America the most important country ofthe world, to make American Christians the most important people on the planet, just to rule over this people and scam them out of their income....

  • @christianreyes5912
    @christianreyes5912 9 місяців тому +2

    DSM needs to be updated. That was disturbing.

  • @RupertMay
    @RupertMay 9 місяців тому +5

    Does anybody take this dude seriously with a haircut like that🤣🤣🤣😳😳😲😲

  • @mobilegamersunite
    @mobilegamersunite 9 місяців тому +1

    Could fulfill...anything 😂😂😂 why bring ol goddy boy into it? 😂

  • @Etannl
    @Etannl 9 місяців тому +1

    So - I’m going to die on Monday? Will it be pretty? I need to eat well on Sunday. Doughnuts!

  • @williamwatson4354
    @williamwatson4354 9 місяців тому +1

    According to online sources, the path of the comet will only pass through 2 cities named Nineveh.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +2

    He's not going to sacrifice his best because there's going to be a solar eclipse now is he😂

  • @Okijuben
    @Okijuben 9 місяців тому +3

    Imagine making a video wherein you declare that you speak 'tongues' (glossolalia) as a second language - and that being the least crazy thing you said in the video.

    • @pistoluity
      @pistoluity 9 місяців тому +1

      Actually, at least in French, tongue is the same word as language so it's most probably a wrong word use, not to say everything else he said is sensical. :)

    • @Okijuben
      @Okijuben 9 місяців тому +1

      @@pistoluity That's a very good possibility but I suspect he's talking about 'speaking tongues' in the evangelical sense, which is basically gibberish inspired by the holy spirit.

  • @nurseriches
    @nurseriches 9 місяців тому

    Hah! You said "fever dream" 10 seconds after I thought to myself how Revelations is a demented fever dream.
    It's a sign, I tell ya. A SIGN!

  • @Mick116
    @Mick116 9 місяців тому +1

    Nothing to do with Christianity. It’s a this guy thing, not a Christian thing.

  • @progressor4ward85
    @progressor4ward85 9 місяців тому +1

    Perversion is a contrast to something, in his case, the aversion to the way that religious people were expected to behave. Behavior is subjective to assume that it is objective, describes the absence of free will.

  • @MrzPicklez
    @MrzPicklez 9 місяців тому

    As a general rule, I don’t trust things with only a single good eye.