Christians Will Believe Anything

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  • @ianchisholm5756
    @ianchisholm5756 9 місяців тому +114

    'I've got really important information about the truth of Christianity! But first, here's my new range of t-shirts!'

    • @Voydsole
      @Voydsole 9 місяців тому +9

      Tells you everything you need to know

    • @88QueenOfHearts
      @88QueenOfHearts 8 місяців тому

      Merch is a product of greed. Christians don't care that this means the devil is present on their channels😈😂

    • @dallasgraf6442
      @dallasgraf6442 8 місяців тому +6

      Didn't Jesus flip tables because of shit like this

    • @ShannonMichelle7937
      @ShannonMichelle7937 8 місяців тому +2

      @@dallasgraf6442he sure did

    • @Volundur9567
      @Volundur9567 8 місяців тому +1

      The "Fear Not" with creepy angels is hilarious. Ophanim would have been better. Imagine a flaming wheel of eyeballs.

  • @snowflakemelter1172
    @snowflakemelter1172 9 місяців тому +70

    He needs to pray for Jesus to heal his blind barber who cuts around a pie tin.

  • @JamesRichardWiley
    @JamesRichardWiley 9 місяців тому +127

    After Jesus raised a rotting corpse named Lazarus back to life, Lazarus returned to his chores in the kitchen. Later he died, again. It's a miracle.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 9 місяців тому +3

      Amen!

    • @jenna2431
      @jenna2431 9 місяців тому +12

      So much for that "It is commanded man once to die and then the judgement." Lazarus blew that all to he//.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 9 місяців тому +4

      @@jenna2431 That would make a great T-shirt.

    • @sparrowthesissy2186
      @sparrowthesissy2186 9 місяців тому +11

      Lazarus may or may not stay alive until the rapture, it's like a choose your own apocalypse novel.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 9 місяців тому +8

      @@sparrowthesissy2186 That's great.
      Choose your own apocalypse, $45 (one size fits all).

  • @MortalFrenemies
    @MortalFrenemies 9 місяців тому +67

    Love how she thinks shes so special that "satan" would pick her to reveal himself to shes absolutely full of it

    • @zacharyberridge7239
      @zacharyberridge7239 9 місяців тому

      Isn't that just so much of religion? Narcissism. A need to feel special.

    • @Zero-ei8jn
      @Zero-ei8jn 9 місяців тому +7

      It's possible she just sorta accidentally ran into him, he was totally surprised and had to try to play it off as something he actually meant to do...... lolol.

  • @timcirulis5273
    @timcirulis5273 9 місяців тому +75

    Show your love for Jesus by buying my merch 😂😂😂

    • @LHWK_RHC
      @LHWK_RHC 9 місяців тому +13

      Truly, a grift from God

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 9 місяців тому

      Christians have been pulling that scam for centuries. Just look up indulgences or relics of the saints.

    • @dannyhernandez265
      @dannyhernandez265 9 місяців тому +7

      Lol. And be sure to like and subscribe… because you know, Jesus said so.

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 9 місяців тому +7

      @@dannyhernandez265 🤣🤣🤣 make sure you crucify that like button

    • @eugeneoisten9409
      @eugeneoisten9409 9 місяців тому +5

      I'm not sure what was worse...
      His cringy merchandise
      or
      His cringy attempt at using every ...the kids' words... YO 🙄

  • @h3rbsman
    @h3rbsman 9 місяців тому +27

    I’m so glad you keep covering this his creep, he used to be part of a big UA-camrs group and left. Then he immediately started grifting and almost no one talks about how far off the deep end he jumped

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 9 місяців тому +59

    I can't get gods, demons, devils, angels, or even a measly extraterrestrial to show up to MY dinner parties! I feel completely left out!

    • @grutsthefoodman3645
      @grutsthefoodman3645 9 місяців тому +11

      If you want god to join you for dinner you gotta make BBQ lamb ribs with the fig sauce he likes so much. Be sure to make it behind a tabernacle though

    • @mattwhite7287
      @mattwhite7287 9 місяців тому

      Too bad we didnt live 2000+ years ago when everybody's invisible friend was available for birthday parties, or to impregnate your sister. 😂

    • @ThePleasantDevourer
      @ThePleasantDevourer 9 місяців тому +11

      I’ve had a demon show up
      …no wait that was just my MIL

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +3

      @@ThePleasantDevourer Hell is nothing but endless MIL, either them visiting you, or you visiting them.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому

      @Eidelmania What's that quote from?

  • @jacobdad2742
    @jacobdad2742 9 місяців тому +60

    I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone talk who's more full of crap than this guy.

    • @dannyhernandez265
      @dannyhernandez265 9 місяців тому +4

      Lol yeah that “bignik” dude is just yapping away.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +7

      Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Kenneth Copeland, Kent Christmas, and that's just the "K"s.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 9 місяців тому +5

      Well, I used to attend a Pentecostal Church, this guy is tame.
      His merch is absolutely hilarious, and the pitch is so un-Jesus-like I had to laugh for a while.

    • @terryschofield1922
      @terryschofield1922 7 місяців тому +1

      He's certainly up there, but there are zillions of contenders.

    • @jacobdad2742
      @jacobdad2742 7 місяців тому +1

      It's honestly depressing just how right all of you are.

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 9 місяців тому +53

    Oh weird, I was made a priest as a child and I prayed to big G and he revealed the true Christian secret that God is actually evil and wrote the Bible as a joke to trick idiots into going to hell willingly, but people who pray to the great spaghetti monster give it so much power it actually stops the power of evil god. I saw it with my own eyes so obviously it's completely true, all hail the spaghetti monster. 😂😂😂

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 9 місяців тому +6

      Hallelujah, brother! Preach the good word of the Spaghetti Monster!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +4

      This is nonsense.
      It says in the Apocrypha of the Gospel of the Gargantuan Frog of Despair that the GFoD ate the FSM.

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 9 місяців тому

      @@pineapplepenumbra Lisa the 🌈 🦒 ( 🌿 be upon her), ate all the other gods after she pooped out the universe. More hen.

    • @Voydsole
      @Voydsole 9 місяців тому +3

      @@pineapplepenumbrathought everyone knew that sheeesh

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Voydsole Everyone knows in their hearts that the GFoD is the correct belief system, but many deny the truth.

  • @IAmTheMorningandEveningStar
    @IAmTheMorningandEveningStar 8 місяців тому +3

    14:17 wouldn’t the demons already be aware of the prayer shield bubble? Christians really need to figure out their lore. This is messier than a Riverdale Episode

  • @hamobu
    @hamobu 9 місяців тому +38

    Jesus died for your merch!

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 9 місяців тому +2

      Except he pronounced it "Hey-soos."

  • @vojtechpribyl7386
    @vojtechpribyl7386 9 місяців тому +22

    10 bucks say that she's from a religious family and went through hardcore christian schooling and never even considered touching a pentagram.

    • @brentwalker8596
      @brentwalker8596 9 місяців тому

      Her giddy laughter at the mention of God or the Holy Spirit is a giveaway. She's a full-on Christian.

    • @kateofone
      @kateofone 4 місяці тому +1

      Well I lied for Christianity before to make converts, just being honest.

  • @sticky_sweet
    @sticky_sweet 9 місяців тому +27

    his haircut is fascinating

    • @Simon.the.Likeable
      @Simon.the.Likeable 9 місяців тому +7

      Fringe benefits

    • @grimlund
      @grimlund 9 місяців тому

      Bigdick himself is fascinating.

    • @dannyhernandez265
      @dannyhernandez265 9 місяців тому +3

      Looks like it was drawn by a sharpie.

    • @chillleft
      @chillleft 8 місяців тому

      Nice way to spell ugly

    • @babotond
      @babotond 8 місяців тому

      it's retro.
      if retro means 7 centuries out of date...

  • @44yvo
    @44yvo 9 місяців тому +43

    His moustache is just an extra eyebrow that slipped down a bit.

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 9 місяців тому +30

    i LOVE that they really actually believe witches are real and that they actually have powers of magic.

    • @bradweir6993
      @bradweir6993 9 місяців тому +8

      And demons and angels . Oh Buddha !

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому

      I don't, as it's only a matter of time before they start murdering people again.
      These twats want to take us back to medieval times.

    • @Voydsole
      @Voydsole 9 місяців тому +2

      Have you never watched Harry Potter? Of course they’re real 😂

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Voydsole I was sad that I never got to see the Whumping Willow before it succumbed to some kind of tree disease (actually, I think it was a fungal infection).

    • @carlacampbell9708
      @carlacampbell9708 8 місяців тому

      They are real and believe in magic. I am an ex spiritual satanist and they don’t kill or hurt humans or animals. Satanism is nothing like what Christians and the media have painted it to be. One of the reasons I quit satanism was because I’m in a spiritual relationship with a Christian angel and converted for him.

  • @ChixieMary
    @ChixieMary 9 місяців тому +30

    Blind in one eye, can't see out of the other.
    Poor Nick.😢

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 9 місяців тому +8

      seems to have selective hearing too.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +6

      If scientists found a way to restore his sight (and I genuinely hope that they do), he would thank his evil god, rather than medical science.

    • @ChixieMary
      @ChixieMary 9 місяців тому +3

      @@pineapplepenumbra
      The vision problem could be a much deeper problem like a brain tumor.
      Which could be one of the reasons why he acts the way he does.
      😭

    • @Voydsole
      @Voydsole 9 місяців тому +1

      Daaaamn bro 😂

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому

      @@ChixieMary You could be right, but how does that explain all the other loonies who come out with the same shit and don't have his obvious malfunction?

  • @lazymansload520
    @lazymansload520 9 місяців тому +27

    “Christian merchandise…” does he also sell indulgences?

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +4

      You get a free one with every t shirt you buy.

  • @jenna2431
    @jenna2431 9 місяців тому +30

    I recently read about a study that concluded that once a person believes an incomprehensible thing, the easier it is to believe anything you're presented especially that without any evidence.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому

      This doesn't surprise me in the slightest and this is one good reason why the abuse of bringing children up in ANY religious/cult belief system needs to be recognised as such and banned.
      I read research that showed (surprise, surprise) that children brought up in religious families found it harder to differentiate between fantasy and reality.
      Btw, such brainwashing literally changes the way people think, so that their "suspicion circuits"* switch off when told that the next person they will hear is high up in their belief system. Such brainwashing is awful, powerful, insidious and _dangerous._
      * New Scientist's term, not mine.

    • @ShannonMichelle7937
      @ShannonMichelle7937 8 місяців тому +3

      Which explains a lot of the far right politics and heavy Bible thumping.

    • @ShannonMichelle7937
      @ShannonMichelle7937 8 місяців тому

      @@BaronFeydRautha babe what does that have to do with the Bible? We have first and second amendment rights and I fully support them both. Women are the ones losing their rights, at the hands of far right politics. Look what was just passed in AZ. Women on the right are waking up and changing their minds, so that’s good news.

  • @rubberducky6159
    @rubberducky6159 8 місяців тому +1

    This Nick guy is Ricky Berwick’s best bit…I barely recognized him at first

  • @tussk.
    @tussk. 9 місяців тому +22

    If you're prepared to give up your dignity and integrity, youtube has an unlimited number of people with mental health issues that will give you years of free content. Nik has taken that plunge, and now has to pretend to believe stories like this as he tries to sell merch and memberships. It's shameful.

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 9 місяців тому +9

      I've been saying for years that becoming a preacher is basically easy free money, as long as you don't have a problem taking advantage of the weak, stupid, and gullible. My problem is that I'm too moral to lie for a living. (Also why I'd never make it in politics).

    • @dannyhernandez265
      @dannyhernandez265 9 місяців тому +2

      @@mitchhaelann9215same, I can’t live with myself lying for money. Even if it’ll make you bank.

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 9 місяців тому +1

      My problem is I don't want to set that kind of example for my son.

  • @randomusername3873
    @randomusername3873 9 місяців тому +11

    "we went after the clearly"
    This is how you know they are lying, nobody except theists consider clergymen as some sort of virtuous individuals

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +1

      Good point.
      You might want to edit your post for a typo though.

  • @littleredpony6868
    @littleredpony6868 9 місяців тому +15

    I’ve met a few witches and none of them believed in Satan

    • @tricky48
      @tricky48 8 місяців тому

      Right? Wiccans tend to have Gods and Goddesses iirc, and their God that most Christian folk associate as their version of the Devil is actually a 'good' God that is more about humankind and nature getting along. * But whatever... witches are obviously just *pretending* to practice their actual religion... they are actually just anti-christians and are daughters of the devil... who knew?
      * /s, in case it's needed

    • @noracola5285
      @noracola5285 8 місяців тому +5

      I've met a few Satanists and none of them believe in Satan either.

    • @Volundur9567
      @Volundur9567 8 місяців тому +3

      Fr. Actual Devil worshippers are their own thing. Satanists don't typically believe in Satan and neither do most witches or heathens/pagans.

    • @tc-tm1my
      @tc-tm1my 8 місяців тому

      I've never met any legit devil worshippers because every claim has been from Christians who are lying.

    • @MK-ophelia
      @MK-ophelia 2 місяці тому

      Ex-Wiccan here, can confirm that there's nothing said or done about 'Satan'. Christians think they're the main characters, Pagan beliefs precede them 🤷🏻‍♀

  • @avi8r66
    @avi8r66 9 місяців тому +13

    I put Matthew 18:19 up as a clear thing to test for Christians. All they need to do is find a tiny group of the most faithful and ask that cancer be cured, removed from existence, never to hurt anyone again. A simple request that would be clear evidence of God's power and the validity of the claim in the bible. Of course, I am sure far more than 1 true believer has prayed for exactly that so no need to form a special group, but still, it's a thing that can be tested. Yet, we still have cancer in the population. Lots of it. Thus, Matthew 18:19 is a lie.

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +6

      Maybe move a mountain around a few times..

    • @avi8r66
      @avi8r66 9 місяців тому

      @@Dr_Wrong Occasionally they do try and claim an amputee was healed. Testify had a guy on, video name is "God DOES Heal Amputees w/Bruce Van Natta". Bruce's story is highly suspect. The 'amputation' involved was not a limb, it was a portion of his intestine or something along those lines. No evidence to back it up that can be verified at all. He was working on a big rig truck, the jack failed on one side and it came crashing down on him at an angle. He was extracted and hospitalized and supposedly it was angels that got the truck off of him or pulled him out. Shock has a way of messing with perception. But he claims he lost some internal parts and then it was all grown back, thus he has a 'god healed an amputee story' which he built a ministry around and wrote several books, of course.

  • @hauminthang9222
    @hauminthang9222 9 місяців тому +8

    It's basically a "Main Character" mentality

  • @4a8p9x
    @4a8p9x 9 місяців тому +16

    How come all of these alleged former witches hold special positions? We never hear about a rank-and-file member of these supposed covens becoming a Christian.

    • @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9
      @dannyboyakadandaman504furl9 9 місяців тому +8

      That's what I want to know?

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 9 місяців тому +1

      Especially an 8 year old. And, I find it kind of sad that she would even go there, considering that most people who believe that that is real consider it potentially dangerous & wouldn't be using an 8 year old to channel spirits in the first place. Unless, she is trying to say that the group was comprised entirely of children with no adult supervision & they all thought they had magic powers...

    • @noracola5285
      @noracola5285 8 місяців тому

      @@MrChristianDT It probably was just a group of eight year olds pretending. Or it was all made up.

    • @MK-ophelia
      @MK-ophelia 2 місяці тому

      Because 🌈LYING🌈

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 9 місяців тому +23

    Prayer changes. Nothing it's basically the equivalent of Wishing Upon a Star.

    • @cliftongaither6642
      @cliftongaither6642 9 місяців тому +10

      prayer~ doing something by doing absolutely nothing.

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 9 місяців тому +4

      I've taken to using the phrase 'There's no such thing as prayer'. Instead of saying that the christians/muslims/whatevers aren't doing anything when they pray, I flip it (the same as I do with people who believe in magic spells and psychic powers) by denying that they're even doing the activity they think they're doing, and denying that any such thing actually exists.

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +1

      Knee scabs..

    • @cliveadams7629
      @cliveadams7629 9 місяців тому +6

      Prayer makes no sense with an omniscient, omnipotent God. Nor does the devil. Actually, none of it does.

    • @chameleonx9253
      @chameleonx9253 9 місяців тому +2

      Wishing upon a star turned a puppet into a real boy. I'm still waiting on prayer to perform a comparable miracle.

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 9 місяців тому +8

    When the guy was hawking his merch, all I could think of was that story of his saviour flipping over the tables of all the money changers in the temple...
    I genuinely think the guy's just a grifter, not even actually a believer.

  • @acebailey2478
    @acebailey2478 9 місяців тому +9

    Is this that same witch, the "head witch of Africa" that the former warlock was married to?
    The bignik lore is growing.

    • @babotond
      @babotond 8 місяців тому

      wha..?

    • @acebailey2478
      @acebailey2478 8 місяців тому +1

      @@babotond It was from another BigNik video that London did

    • @babotond
      @babotond 8 місяців тому

      @@acebailey2478 thanks!

  • @doogandoggin2571
    @doogandoggin2571 8 місяців тому +1

    The people that warned about young people being able to distinguish between fiction and fantasy had something there but, it wasn't the video games but, instead it was a mythology book made up by powerful men.

  • @halthammerzeit
    @halthammerzeit 9 місяців тому +25

    Everyday thousands of christians pray for world peace...

    • @user-bq2op4er4t
      @user-bq2op4er4t 9 місяців тому +5

      And it never works, maybe praying to Jesus is what is making the best world so broken???!!!

    • @halthammerzeit
      @halthammerzeit 9 місяців тому +5

      @@user-bq2op4er4t Not to mention religious zeal being cause for wars since like always.

    • @user-bq2op4er4t
      @user-bq2op4er4t 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes agreed. I find it strange that when you compare all the major Religions of earth and look at what they share in common 2 things appear. They all refer to "compassion" as the highest moral pathway to walk towards in life and they all share some kind of hope that the individual self will continue on in some shape or form after death. What's strange to me is how compassion seems to be the truth of life so why is that not being produced from these different religious traditions??!!??😢

    • @kochanekwiary2470
      @kochanekwiary2470 8 місяців тому

      ​@@halthammerzeithow many wars?

  • @ottobiographee
    @ottobiographee 9 місяців тому +7

    I remember back in the Satanic Panic of the 80’s they offered “Hooked on Demonics” educational material on TV!
    Edit: It was Hooked on Phonics not Demonics... hooked on demonics was just D&D.

  • @wolfwing1
    @wolfwing1 9 місяців тому +4

    just a huge correction, non denominational does NOT meant koombaya christians or more liberal, in fact most are conservative and many of those are the more extreme versions.

  • @brentwalker8596
    @brentwalker8596 9 місяців тому +7

    "I hope I'm not making fun of a burn victim" LMFAO.

  • @VirtualQuarkInterface
    @VirtualQuarkInterface 9 місяців тому +2

    As someone who is religious and very interested in the history of that religion, it’s absolutely shocking how people will completely ignore the warnings in the Bible about god’s word being twisted for financial or personal means, but noooo “ignore all the warnings in this book, we sware the fact we make money by misleading you is totally not the actual corruption warned about.” And it’s very sad/scary/frustrating.

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 9 місяців тому +22

    I'll take $200 for sh#t that never happened Alex!

  • @Muhluri
    @Muhluri 9 місяців тому +4

    This just sounds like world building

  • @robmckee6843
    @robmckee6843 9 місяців тому +8

    When you Believe in weird shit changing that weird shit into something else, still makes it weird shit. Two sides of the same coin.

  • @JUSLOFI
    @JUSLOFI 8 місяців тому +3

    He looks like he use to do Prank videos.

  • @thedeebo410
    @thedeebo410 9 місяців тому +3

    Telepathic wishes from Christians are super effective against imaginary magic bad guys.

  • @davecool42
    @davecool42 9 місяців тому +6

    Imagine thinking your god is all powerful, but can’t win against your devil.

    • @0reht0ps
      @0reht0ps 9 місяців тому +3

      Imagine thinking that supposedly good god created said devil on purpose knowing what he was gonna do only to defeat the thing he created on purpose after like 1000 years of it causing suffering only so he can be called a hero

    • @VirtualQuarkInterface
      @VirtualQuarkInterface 8 місяців тому +1

      @@0reht0psimagine ignoring the warnings about idolatry and people twisting gods word for monetary and personal gains, and froth at the mouth about complete strangers mundane actions, all while following people who made the devil more of a figure with more power than he is or has in the Bible, for personal and monetary gains... but nooo it’s gotta be the groups barely referred to at all in the Bible that are causing the problems sureeeeeeee. I will never stop being baffled by modern Christians

    • @VirtualQuarkInterface
      @VirtualQuarkInterface 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they really do undermine god, as a theist it makes me angry how much power they give to evil, with how idolized they have made the figure of Satan it borders on blasphemy.

  • @simonwaugh5519
    @simonwaugh5519 9 місяців тому +5

    I'll say this for Satan...he's a hard worker. God, on the other hand, expects everyone to do HIS work for Him.

  • @hail_satan
    @hail_satan 9 місяців тому +5

    I like an ironic nickname as much as the next guy, but when this guy calls himself "big nick" it feels like sexual harassment.

    • @88QueenOfHearts
      @88QueenOfHearts 8 місяців тому

      🤔Imagining him reporting himself to his HR department with a prayer?😂💕🙏

  • @terrencelockett4072
    @terrencelockett4072 9 місяців тому +1

    The problem he has is, how do they actually differentiate between "petty differences", and actually following god's wants?

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin 9 місяців тому +2

    It’s nice to see some young people with ambition. This young man is already building a very lucrative prosperity gospel business!

  • @Wallmart5
    @Wallmart5 8 місяців тому +2

    To be honest, as a Christian, I don't believe a word of this, he's even making money off of this. I haven't even heard of witches and wizards in the Bible ☠

    • @VirtualQuarkInterface
      @VirtualQuarkInterface 8 місяців тому

      Right there are literally warnings about people twisting gods words for monetary gain.

    • @Wallmart5
      @Wallmart5 8 місяців тому +2

      @@VirtualQuarkInterface Megachurch moment:

    • @arguescreamholler
      @arguescreamholler 8 місяців тому

      You haven't heard of them in the Bible because you are the witches and warlocks.
      Your prayers are magical incantations to provoke a spirit on your behalf.
      But the Bible also tells you not to believe it and not to seek knowledge from those who say they speak for God.
      You never heard the scripture, COME OUT OF HER?
      What do you think it's referring to?
      You must be born again to be a Christian?
      The Oval Double Doors Of The Classic Cathedral? Place a nun in habit in the middle of those doors.
      What do you see?

    • @VirtualQuarkInterface
      @VirtualQuarkInterface 8 місяців тому

      @@Wallmart5exactly

    • @noracola5285
      @noracola5285 8 місяців тому

      Read more closely. They're in it.

  • @B.S._Lewis
    @B.S._Lewis 9 місяців тому +4

    It wouldv'e been hilarious if his merch had a girl with crossed eyes.

  • @KonamiRelic
    @KonamiRelic 8 місяців тому +1

    All the hard cuts during Nik's video are of him laughing uncontrollably trying to tell his little witch story.

  • @keithlevkoff8579
    @keithlevkoff8579 8 місяців тому

    I'm inclined to think that the little girl's story may be "true"... in her mind.
    Sometimes little children hold seances, and chant spells, and practice levitation...
    They're PLAYING AT being witches, making magic, and talking to ghosts...
    And that sounds EXACTLY like what this little girl described...
    When she talks about "harassing Christians"...
    She basically says that "she was doing it all in her head"...
    They weren't banging on church doors... they were "casting curses"...
    It was all just relatively innocuous fantasy...
    (I can imagine two or three little girls, gathered around a table, and chanting while they
    burn a picture of their least favorite Sunday school teacher... and think evil thoughts.)
    The BAD part is when some bozo like this convinces them it was real...

  • @BrokenTreeBranch
    @BrokenTreeBranch 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m an outspoken atheist living in an extremely conservative area of Pennsylvania. There are roughly 1800-2200 ppl living here at any time of year depending on the season. With this small population there isn’t exactly much going on, except one thing. Churches. There are 14 different churches in my town and the outskirts. More churches in fact than all other businesses combined. So I personally know (like know well) ppl exactly like Nick. People who will believe anything about anyone as long as the story ends with “positive thing blah blah cuz god” or “negative thing ended blah blah cuz god”.
    Little side note, I know ppl very much like the “witch” lady as well.

  • @Volundur9567
    @Volundur9567 8 місяців тому +1

    Why are these nutter butters so obsessed with our daily lives? 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♀️🧝

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 8 місяців тому

      A Christian with too much time on his/her hands? That’s a lapsed Christian. Get to work!

  • @uNiels_Heart
    @uNiels_Heart 9 місяців тому +2

    I believe there is some thing where a lot of creators are cutting out breathing pauses. And I hate it, because it makes it incredibly difficult for me to follow, unfortunately. It throws me off at every cut.

  • @gottfriedosterbach3907
    @gottfriedosterbach3907 9 місяців тому +2

    If singing in auto tune proceeds I am out.

  • @thommanley
    @thommanley 8 місяців тому +1

    Could you imagine seeing someone on the street in one of those stupid shirts? I would laugh my ass off😂

  • @JAMESLEVEE
    @JAMESLEVEE 9 місяців тому +3

    I ordered his stupid shirts. Damn things burst into flames the moment I put 'em on! 😂

  • @djfrank68
    @djfrank68 9 місяців тому +4

    Isnt Big Nick the guy who made that totally cringey MAGA song with people like Mike Flynn?

    • @grimlund
      @grimlund 9 місяців тому +1

      He did. That song can make any person suicidal.

  • @5h0rgunn45
    @5h0rgunn45 9 місяців тому +3

    He says *now* we've got all these denominations as if that's a new thing. Arguing and calling each other heretics is a long and proud Christian tradition that goes all the way back to the very beginning with the multiple spin-off cults that spawned out of whatever it was that happened in Jerusalem in approximately 33 AD.

  • @Thomasfoolery69
    @Thomasfoolery69 8 місяців тому +2

    If i didnt hqvr any principals it would be so easy to makr money off stupid people, i just refuse to pretend to be interested or passionate enough about anything to be a grifter

  • @riseofdarkleela
    @riseofdarkleela 9 місяців тому +2

    I had a virulent flu right after Xmas and into the new year. I missed my last livestream of 2023 because I crumpled to the floor shivering trying to walk the 25 feet to my studio. I feel for ya! Probably demons ammirite….

  • @gwyndolin1536
    @gwyndolin1536 8 місяців тому +1

    As a "Professional" Witch myself, I can confirm that they are full of shit. They are beneath us and not worth our time and energy. This is just bad fan fiction.

  • @DoctorX_90
    @DoctorX_90 9 місяців тому +2

    Most non-denominational groups engage with such classification just to avoid paying money to the denomination group they truly believe in, every month. More money for that nondenominational group means more control over their finances and how much clergy gets paid. That’s why we see so many mega churches with pastors who have private jets and million dollar parsonages.

  • @FOADa6c6a6b
    @FOADa6c6a6b 9 місяців тому +1

    My brother has that stupid half jesus half lion tattoo and it's hideous and he thinks it's a flex

  • @jackskelington7377
    @jackskelington7377 9 місяців тому +5

    Those prayer warriors sure did a good job stopping Covid.

  • @eltooyo2
    @eltooyo2 9 місяців тому +2

    When I'm confronted by Satan (which happens more often than you might expect) I bypass Jesus and go OLD School. I call on Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny (depending on the time of year). Works like a charm.

  • @donatellod.dabbins3609
    @donatellod.dabbins3609 8 місяців тому

    The Aslan shirt was cute. Jesus' fursona should definitely be canon. 🤣 😂

  • @clemstevenson
    @clemstevenson 9 місяців тому +2

    So, remember folks...your loving god won't set you on on fire, without fair trial, for only 10% of your income. Yours sincerely, Monty Python.

  • @MK-ophelia
    @MK-ophelia 2 місяці тому +1

    'Get on your knees, and start praising Jesus,' lmao 😂

  • @tonydarcy1606
    @tonydarcy1606 9 місяців тому +1

    Big Nik and Old Nick - what a combination ! They should start a rock band ! PS the horoscopes in British papers are well known to be there just for entertainment, - a bit of fun. Like the Enigma Code machines, the texts are probably changed on a rotating basis, and inevitably are so vague as to apply to everyone !

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 9 місяців тому +1

    A pupil today had never heard of the book of Revelation.
    Over the years I have noticed an increase in ignorance, generally, but also an increase in ignorance about the bible. It's the one area of ignorance that I'm quite happy about, as young people in the UK, for the most part, just have no interest in the bible and christianity, whatsoever.

  • @ShawnNac
    @ShawnNac 9 місяців тому +2

    He is editing out his breathing. Every time he takes a breath, he cuts it out. He is copying Hank Green's style of editing.

  • @steveOCalley
    @steveOCalley 8 місяців тому

    You nullify the demonics by achieving Believer level, acquire spiritual health-ups, get a spiritual force doubler, and someone in your expedition should keep a Blue Dome with Rapid Activation.
    That’s more exciting than the boring old “Feed my sheep. Tend my lambs.”

  • @hakrbeans3850
    @hakrbeans3850 8 місяців тому +1

    5:55 Dead Kennedys mentioned 🤘

  • @tc-tm1my
    @tc-tm1my 8 місяців тому +2

    Witches don't talk to demons. She has no clue what Wiccans even believe.

  • @TheKillagrams
    @TheKillagrams 9 місяців тому +1

    He’s got the simple jack haircut 😂

  • @FlowCharge
    @FlowCharge 9 місяців тому +3

    I think the late great George Carlin summed it up nicely. If their God has a divine plan (they say he does) then how arrogant must they be to think that praying could change it.

  • @Godels_revolution
    @Godels_revolution 9 місяців тому

    Feel better soon!

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 9 місяців тому +5

    Same story, "find/replace" with dif name..

  • @TheinternetArchaeologist
    @TheinternetArchaeologist 8 місяців тому +1

    My dude, you're talking about the same group that has literally unironically stated that they think the magic in Harry Potter is real... And not the friendship part

  • @MeAndTheBoys_
    @MeAndTheBoys_ 9 місяців тому +2

    The irony here is that this christian guy looks like the most evil warlock of them all, dimmed eye and all. Can you say " the villain" any louder?
    Why cant " god" heal these people, who are the advertisement for that god? So many questions, and for over 2000 years and counting, no answers.

  • @melodygarrison7531
    @melodygarrison7531 9 місяців тому +1

    A friend of mine (Dr Linda) was telling a group of drunk people how when she was in the military she saw a civil war soldier ghost twice. I think she just thought that the rest of us were stupid and drunk. I called her out on her BS. She hasn’t spoken to me since 😅

  • @punkrockplatypus
    @punkrockplatypus 8 місяців тому

    The Mike Warnke vibes are strong with this one.

  • @PT-fr7cq
    @PT-fr7cq 9 місяців тому +1

    And who made Satan again? Knowing what would happen when he made Satan, and did it anyway... starts with G ends with D.

  • @rabbitpirate
    @rabbitpirate 7 місяців тому

    So when she says they harassed Christians, she doesn't mean in any way that could be checked, so nothing that would produce a police report, or newspaper articles or any kind of demonstrable evidence. No, she means she sat around and thought bad things real hard about these nameless people, and that's it. I don't know, sound pretty convincing to me.

  • @X1Y0Z0
    @X1Y0Z0 9 місяців тому +3

    8 yr old becoming satanic worshipper? Sure 😂

  • @KRONIK3636
    @KRONIK3636 8 місяців тому +1

    Wow. She astral projected through the spirit realm? Well that confirms it. She is insane.

  • @TheCrabError
    @TheCrabError 9 місяців тому +3

    Big Nick needs to pray for forgiveness for that busted haircut. you can tell he’s been doing the bangs himself.

  • @gr8scott198
    @gr8scott198 8 місяців тому +1

    Praise ye whom bringeth me the big bucks...No Whammies!

  • @CelestialVenerableValinor
    @CelestialVenerableValinor 9 місяців тому +1

    This isn't scamming for Jesus, I rewrote my comment as I was watching. Surely, he KNOWS what he's doing. This is Jesus for scamming!

  • @Voydsole
    @Voydsole 9 місяців тому +4

    This comment section is relentless 😂

  • @joshwest8882
    @joshwest8882 9 місяців тому +1

    Who is worst, big nick or hard rock nick?

  • @TheBrandonMeek
    @TheBrandonMeek 9 місяців тому +1

    At first I thought you were just trolling....then he started selling his "merch" before he even started talking about his beliefs, BUY MY STUFF AND REPRESENT....when i was young, at least my parents taught me that how you represent as a christian, you represent with love, kindness, and generosity. Christians have changed so much over the years, they don't even pick up kids for church in my area anymore. lol

  • @agiraffe3673
    @agiraffe3673 8 місяців тому

    Thanks for making me see all the clips 😂

  • @FOADa6c6a6b
    @FOADa6c6a6b 9 місяців тому

    "OH my god, gotta get it now" said no one about "big" nicks worm

  • @pascalostermann720
    @pascalostermann720 9 місяців тому +2

    Christian youtubers vs. tik-tok witches... It's somewhat appropriate. 😁

  • @johannOplease
    @johannOplease 9 місяців тому

    That shirt gives crossed eyes a new meaning

  • @ThaMxUp
    @ThaMxUp 9 місяців тому +1

    Damn she met Satan and didn't introduce me? I love that guy he's all about workers rights, and fights for the little guy!

  • @onlyyoucanstopevil9024
    @onlyyoucanstopevil9024 9 місяців тому +1

    NICE, KEEP IT UP 😊😊😊

  • @grahvis
    @grahvis 8 місяців тому

    A good demonstration how some people will invent fantasy and lie through their teeth in an attempt to feel special and boost their ego.
    Religious believers are programmed to believe in the fantastic. Even more so when there is the possibility of monetary gain.

  • @eccod
    @eccod 9 місяців тому +3

    Kat Kerr vibes from this one

  • @luzidey9880
    @luzidey9880 9 місяців тому +3

    He cuts the videos to suppress his laughter.

    • @dannyhernandez265
      @dannyhernandez265 9 місяців тому +2

      Lol for a good reason. Even Nik himself knows he’s just spewing out Bs. 😂

  • @BradPrichard
    @BradPrichard 9 місяців тому +1

    I generally agree with you, but I wish you'd stop using language that further marginalizes the mentally ill. Big Nick is not mentally ill. He's a grifter.