JOKES FOR WOKE AND OFFENDED PEOPLE | Vir Das | Stand-Up

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  • @DaDitka
    @DaDitka 4 роки тому +3631

    "What you went through was so awful, I'm going to take the day off."
    Yep, that's about it for many people...

  • @sourabhs14
    @sourabhs14 4 роки тому +3570

    "Woke woke"
    "Who is this?"
    "I'm offended"

  • @psi_thunder9899
    @psi_thunder9899 4 роки тому +8979

    Dude has a pretty good American impersonation. "To be woke means to realize. To recognize., to organize and then to vocalize." "That describes everything from a book club to a Nazi." Hahaha I lost my shit so hard I had to wipe my tears with my handgun!

    • @hulalala9431
      @hulalala9431 3 роки тому +301

      Ok......I didn't see that coming

    • @MrJfrederici
      @MrJfrederici 3 роки тому +31

      @CallMeCat Awwww....did that offend you?

    • @jeremyzang6291
      @jeremyzang6291 3 роки тому +170

      @CallMeCat it's ok, he was the one that was offended XD

    • @johnhansen6009
      @johnhansen6009 3 роки тому +127

      @@MrJfrederici youre not very bright are ya

    • @carmelopai4833
      @carmelopai4833 3 роки тому +20

      I read your comment at the exact time as it was being vocalised! Spoooky. .....

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 3 роки тому +464

    It's through people like him that I've noticed that cancel culture only has power over those that are afraid of offending someone. The people pleasers and yes men. But when you're this guy, they dont even try it because they know that their power to cancel you heavily predicates on you giving them that power by actually caring what they think.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 2 роки тому

      Plus Woke Culture can't attack a person of color without a whole lot more ammo than they could ever have available. If any of them did, they'd start eating their own while trying to figure out which one of them was the racist that started attacking a brown person first.

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 Рік тому +24

      And not to forget that he is an Indian. He don't need to care about the cancel culture in the west, as his fans are increasing at the moment I am typing (a fact that I can verify as an Indian as well).

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 Рік тому +4

      Not only that, he's a comedian.
      A woke person going after someone with a good sense of humor is a surefire way of looking like a dumbass when the comedian can explain their side of the argument in a funny and engaging way that makes sense. Meanwhile the other guy is stuck sounding like an emotional wreck throwing a temper tantrum.

    • @adiaphorous1733
      @adiaphorous1733 Рік тому +5

      you’re making me realize things about myself

    • @LifeOfRanaInba
      @LifeOfRanaInba 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@solaire2271 So borrowing this quote.. will give you credits too .. ❤

  • @bobbyv.634
    @bobbyv.634 4 роки тому +5284

    Real comedians are not afraid to "offend"
    And it's so true that Americans get offended on other's behalf lol

    • @jeffreypearce9572
      @jeffreypearce9572 4 роки тому +35

      Oh yea 100 percent fact and I live in Georgia so I can’t imagine it other places in the country

    • @BoMwarriorVlog
      @BoMwarriorVlog 4 роки тому +177

      Not "Americans" 😏, just Leftists (which are extreme Liberals).

    • @djtbone001a
      @djtbone001a 4 роки тому +77

      Fuck everyone else. If I get offended. it's because it was directed towards me. I don't get offended very easily. I'm more likely to offend everyone else. LOL

    • @Thelastdan
      @Thelastdan 4 роки тому +46

      Liberal Americans*

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 4 роки тому +41

      If I were a comedian, I'd start my act by saying if you are easily offended might I suggest you leave, (granted nearly everyone might leave, but you never know) Comedy to me is a person complaining about what annoys them, but puts it in a humorous way, Also when people claim they are woke, what they really are is asleep

  • @nainasharma3367
    @nainasharma3367 4 роки тому +5093

    "I'm Indian. My audience is expanding as we speak right now" I love you so much man😂

    • @nainasharma3367
      @nainasharma3367 4 роки тому +51

      @Pritesh Divekar yes :)

    • @niteshpandey7899
      @niteshpandey7899 4 роки тому +5

      Naina Canada Mein Rehti Hai Tu kya🙄

    • @nainasharma3367
      @nainasharma3367 4 роки тому +2

      @@niteshpandey7899 nahi India me hi rehti hu. Why did you ask?

    • @niteshpandey7899
      @niteshpandey7899 4 роки тому +1

      @@nainasharma3367 i know yaar...just for Fun......😅😅😅 The way you reacted on that i am indian joke..loved it ...so ...i did.😊😊

    • @nainasharma3367
      @nainasharma3367 4 роки тому +32

      @@niteshpandey7899 people need to chill and stop taking things so seriously. Comedy se b offend hone lge to kya fayda. Also what he said is the harsh reality. :)

  • @AOMartialArts
    @AOMartialArts 4 роки тому +20550

    "I'm not out here trying to expand my audience. I'm Indian, my audience is expanding as we speak."
    I died. That's good comedy!!

    • @shirokage1721
      @shirokage1721 3 роки тому +532

      @Svetlana Rubin population explosion in India

    • @hxdx6950
      @hxdx6950 3 роки тому +36

      Can't understand as I'm Indian

    • @prakasavigraha6104
      @prakasavigraha6104 3 роки тому +19

      Me too. Just lost it.

    • @danarias1289
      @danarias1289 3 роки тому +162

      @@prakasavigraha6104 1.3 billion people in India; they expand faster than a country with just 5 million people.

    • @prakasavigraha6104
      @prakasavigraha6104 3 роки тому +14

      @@danarias1289 Oh yes, it is certainly true.

  • @lizard1971
    @lizard1971 Рік тому +42

    "What you went through is so stressful, Im going to take the day off" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Arshiaification
    @Arshiaification 4 роки тому +14472

    "Getting offended is something priviledged people do."
    Damn. His comedy is profound.

    • @Sxndip
      @Sxndip 4 роки тому +18

      No reply lol

    • @eclipsewrecker
      @eclipsewrecker 4 роки тому +21

      Haha really?
      Not profound as in wisdom, but emotionally connected to you.

    • @Arshiaification
      @Arshiaification 4 роки тому +198

      @@eclipsewrecker Not really. Just what i've seen around. A lot more political correctness and taking offence when people live a privileged life cuz they are more aware of their rights and have more self worth.

    • @eclipsewrecker
      @eclipsewrecker 4 роки тому +6

      @@Arshiaification maybe, but what we see isn’t necessarily true overall.

    • @Arshiaification
      @Arshiaification 4 роки тому +53

      @@eclipsewrecker That is a whole other discussion. And I agree with that statement. But there can be multiple relatities or "truths" that co-exist simultaneously. And by "see", I meant experienced. Now, I know experiences can be subjective...but it is what I personally feel is true. You may have a different opinion.

  • @therealdannymullen
    @therealdannymullen 4 роки тому +2048

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do".
    Reaffirming what I've said for years; great comics are really modern philosophers.

    • @Majestic7274
      @Majestic7274 4 роки тому +16

      I'm sure the history books will remember their names

    • @taurusied7447
      @taurusied7447 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @avepe6094
      @avepe6094 3 роки тому +6

      I agree with both comments and am therefore torn

    • @luciomarquesbemquerer5819
      @luciomarquesbemquerer5819 3 роки тому +25

      Humour is the best weapon against tyranny. You laugh because is true. And once the truth is out there, the king is naked.

    • @chrismckell5353
      @chrismckell5353 3 роки тому +7

      @@luciomarquesbemquerer5819 the emperors new clothes is a brilliant story and perhaps a cautionary tale about not believing everything sycophants tell you.

  • @CSEabdulalimkhan
    @CSEabdulalimkhan 3 роки тому +6899

    "Getting offended is what privileged people do"
    Ducking legend.

    • @ryanjoseph7970
      @ryanjoseph7970 3 роки тому +127

      Quack

    • @TheFootyChannel-TFC
      @TheFootyChannel-TFC 3 роки тому +214

      I'm offended that you said duck because not all ducks are legends you moron. Stop stereotyping ducks

    • @spacesofi4005
      @spacesofi4005 3 роки тому +175

      @@TheFootyChannel-TFC are you human-splaning? Dont you know that ducks can quack for themselves? What does that say about your human privilege, that you can speak out on duck issues, but you can’t understand their quacks. You are taking the voice away from duck voices, you fucking duckist. It’s 2021 and we still have to discuss why duckism is wrong. See what happens with human privilege? Sad. #checkyourprivilege

    • @jerryolpenda5450
      @jerryolpenda5450 3 роки тому +82

      I second that #ducklivesmatter

    • @mikei6605
      @mikei6605 3 роки тому +19

      except the people crying about woke culture get offended when people say they have privilege lol

  • @PediaTricks007
    @PediaTricks007 Рік тому +15

    The best ever line “it’s not to expand my audience, my audience is expanding as we speak right now”🤣🤣🤣

  • @pondgazer1
    @pondgazer1 3 роки тому +13142

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do" "American's can get offended on other people's behalf". This young man is brilliant!! (and funny as heck)

    • @visb4643
      @visb4643 3 роки тому +124

      he's actually 41

    • @youareapotato9323
      @youareapotato9323 3 роки тому +91

      Young man lol he's well over 40

    • @GENOSANDIEGO
      @GENOSANDIEGO 3 роки тому +56

      Can't decide if I want to laugh or clap because of those lines.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 3 роки тому +53

      I remember when I casually talked about my mom dying and other people in my grade cried and I got extremely offended because these people were okay with me getting bullied when I admitted my mom died.
      Its like...wtf is wrong with these people!?
      They're all sick and demented and it fucke duplicate how I look at the world.

    • @abhishekacharjee9931
      @abhishekacharjee9931 3 роки тому +41

      @@GENOSANDIEGO
      If you're racist and you know it
      Clap your hands

  • @randomteen4436
    @randomteen4436 3 роки тому +2247

    "Getting offenended is something that privileged people do,
    We just got privileged last week"
    😂

    • @AYYEPIC
      @AYYEPIC 3 роки тому +16

      saw this as he said it lmao

    • @randomteen4436
      @randomteen4436 3 роки тому +1

      @@AYYEPIC lmao

    • @youarebest3591
      @youarebest3591 3 роки тому +3

      What does that mean ? He got privileged last week means?

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 3 роки тому +69

      @@youarebest3591 India is in the middle of its economic boom. Its starting to inch close towards HIC status, steo by step, to the point some Indians are rich enough to have the time to be offended.

    • @Subhrajyoti
      @Subhrajyoti 3 роки тому

      @@alzhanvoid hic status?

  • @kumarikabatheja9868
    @kumarikabatheja9868 4 роки тому +3681

    Love how you roast them and still manage to put a smile on their faces. This takes years of practice. 😊😊

    • @pk.rohilla
      @pk.rohilla 4 роки тому +14

      A rare quality 🔥

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 4 роки тому +41

      @@pk.rohilla nahi degi bhai😂

    • @parichaykanaujia5873
      @parichaykanaujia5873 4 роки тому +3

      @@dhirajgawande007 exactly what i thought

    • @dhirajgawande007
      @dhirajgawande007 4 роки тому +6

      @@rrrlovebuddy we live in a world where people like u think they can get it from youtube comments. Doesnt harm to be motivated.

    • @rrrlovebuddy
      @rrrlovebuddy 4 роки тому +33

      @@dhirajgawande007 we live in a world jaha koi kisi k Comment ko support krta h to tum jaiso ki ghatiya soch seedhe *degi* ya *Ni degi* yhi sochte ho.

  • @scribeofrebirth1431
    @scribeofrebirth1431 2 роки тому +13

    “Getting offended is what privilege people do.”
    SOOOOO TRRUUUUUE

  • @arnoldstallone938
    @arnoldstallone938 4 роки тому +12903

    Dark humour is like "dead child" it never gets old.

    • @bravo803
      @bravo803 4 роки тому +700

      Or
      Dark humor is like good food not everyone gets it

    • @theghostofuchiha1496
      @theghostofuchiha1496 4 роки тому +508

      It's like slavery.... White people can't have enough of it.... Rest of the world is tryna understand the concept.

    • @RachithSurana5500
      @RachithSurana5500 4 роки тому +60

      arnold stallone that’s dark 🤣

    • @aathilahmed9973
      @aathilahmed9973 4 роки тому +72

      You are speaking the languages of god

    • @equation2764
      @equation2764 4 роки тому +25

      @@theghostofuchiha1496 SHIT...

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 3 роки тому +7224

    “Getting offended is something privileged people do” *I’m using this quote as life advice!!!*

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому +52

      I’m privileged and don’t get offended at even half of hat they do. It’s more of the upbringing they had lol. Bad parenting

    • @killermakd2015
      @killermakd2015 3 роки тому +18

      @@TheRealNobodyButu not bad parenting but what kind of things u see on the internet...parents today atleast are decent....but when they become....man would it be difficult to talk!!

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 3 роки тому +6

      @@killermakd2015 but what haven’t I seen that would make me a irresponsible, spoiled, cursing, needy, brat? I’ve seen just about everything, it’s just how you view the world tbh. If you are taught to view the world a few certain ways then I bet you will turn out fine.

    • @killermakd2015
      @killermakd2015 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheRealNobodyButu I think generation matters a lot. Today or this born after 80s still can be a bunch of whoops but generally speaking those before 70s knew what they were getting into and why shut happens or why not. It's not a myth how monarch functioned well for more than thousands of years and all it took was a small french revolution to kill it. My point being, every so called malpractice had a good reason and instead of trying to understand them today PPL go all out against without much logical arguments just morality. An experienced player knows one thing for sure. Morality's a bitch. Beg ur pardon.

    • @magickinfused5230
      @magickinfused5230 3 роки тому +11

      Getting offended means you have a weak mentality and problem subconciously act as a victim

  • @ankitchauhan7342
    @ankitchauhan7342 4 роки тому +14171

    Why they all pronounce his name as "weird ass".

    • @rvk4b3
      @rvk4b3 4 роки тому +463

      Because he is one.

    • @njoy51
      @njoy51 4 роки тому +90

      @@rvk4b3 nee taata madda

    • @gulzarahmed2321
      @gulzarahmed2321 4 роки тому +79

      Ankit Chauhan Because that's his production house's name!

    • @nazie454
      @nazie454 4 роки тому +254

      I didn't hear it in that way but now I can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @asishbhz5796
      @asishbhz5796 4 роки тому +23

      I was checking whether this in the comments or not🤪😁

  • @ronaldinojikri5682
    @ronaldinojikri5682 2 роки тому +30

    Getting offended on other peoples behalf! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    This guy is GOOD!

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 4 місяці тому

      It's true too. That's why the laughter was sparse a few times.

  • @fangsclaws9631
    @fangsclaws9631 3 роки тому +5378

    his "offending" jokes are so brilliant because they snap ppl back to reality.

  • @wukong6853
    @wukong6853 3 роки тому +4364

    He's right, Made me chuckle but he's definitely correct.

    • @lxeedye7one662
      @lxeedye7one662 3 роки тому +13

      That's the point of it 😂

    • @funincluded
      @funincluded 3 роки тому +4

      He agrees w John Oliver, not the truth

    • @ouiroc
      @ouiroc 3 роки тому +10

      Nobody ever says anything about the origin of Pakistan India gave them that country to get the Muslims out because they were trying to take over and erase the identity of the Indian people they don't want the coexist they want to take over look at Europe same thing is going on there Wake the hell up

    • @dickfitswell3437
      @dickfitswell3437 3 роки тому +11

      He's wrong about the cages. Any "proof" shown was pictures that were taken under Obama. Well, he might be right now in Mar 2021. Biden brought the cages back which is why he for some reason banned the media from entering but thanks to fed up BP agents and Project Veritas releasing footage of massive over crowding. Children separated from "parents" on the floor with no pillow or mattress. Just a tinfoil blanket. So yes maybe he could be right. I should also mention all the children who are R'd by coyotes on way up who will end up in #ObamaBidenCages (#1 trending hashtag on Twitter)

    • @zacharycollins1547
      @zacharycollins1547 3 роки тому +24

      @@dickfitswell3437 I'm a Democrat and I fucking hate the double standards from my own party. As soon as biden became president everyone stopped caring that kids were being put in cages

  • @sergioleal613
    @sergioleal613 3 роки тому +5865

    “I’m not trying to expand my audience, I’m Indian, my audience is already expanding.”
    Oh shit. This guy is going to become a classic.

    • @PRINCE-db3sw
      @PRINCE-db3sw 3 роки тому +9

      can u explain that line? sorry didn’t quite understand that

    • @sergioleal613
      @sergioleal613 3 роки тому +163

      @@PRINCE-db3sw Indians are one of the fastest growing populations and cultures on earth

    • @abyass2240
      @abyass2240 3 роки тому +7

      Haha I destroyed nice!69

    • @thelogician3845
      @thelogician3845 3 роки тому +44

      @@PRINCE-db3sw Because of the population,your speech can appeal to thousands.Look at UA-cam recommendations,just putting India in the title gets it put on the recommended of millions of Indians.

    • @killermakd2015
      @killermakd2015 3 роки тому +6

      @@thelogician3845 yep....

  • @curtismcdonald6838
    @curtismcdonald6838 Рік тому +58

    He’s funny from time to time, but he’s waaaaay more interesting than funny. I couldn’t stop listening.

  • @flamingburitto
    @flamingburitto 3 роки тому +394

    As an indian we make fun of literally every single person and culture on earth, and we get made fun of too. We don't get "offended" easily, we just laugh it off. So when i'm in america and someone is "offended" its a very new concept XD
    Edit: Since a lot of you in the replies are smartasses let me make this clear, i meant this comment as a person growing in a nice community not surrounded by snowflakes not even in a large city but a nice town. Which is most of india. Yes we have snowflakes too, but the greater population of india doesn't represent them, i doubt if you called your friend the n word or BC MC or something he would get "offended" he would rather call you n word back or Behenchod or some thing like that. That's what i meant.

    • @ashe_xox
      @ashe_xox 3 роки тому +33

      It's kinda funny when people get offended by jokes, my entire family is super soft and it's fun to mess with them, they definitely hate me 😂

    • @akashboinpally4389
      @akashboinpally4389 3 роки тому +16

      Lmaoo same, when I got introduced to this snowflake stuff I was so confused

    • @1100241540
      @1100241540 3 роки тому +41

      Dude..indians get offended all the time...for misspelling a god, not calling a king Chatrapati, for jokes on religion, Minister, language, for every single thing..I am not sure whether you paid attention when in India

    • @flamingburitto
      @flamingburitto 3 роки тому +13

      @@1100241540 Oh i know they do. But thats a subset of a subset. And mostly highly religious people.

    • @akashboinpally4389
      @akashboinpally4389 3 роки тому +5

      @@1100241540 Yeah, that's def true, but I think everyone here meant in terms of racist jokes about skin color etc.

  • @brianwilson49
    @brianwilson49 3 роки тому +1534

    “Getting offended is something privileged people do” - the most truthful statement I’ve heard in a very long time.

    • @Subhrajyoti
      @Subhrajyoti 3 роки тому +3

      i didnt understand this
      can u explain

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +30

      @@Subhrajyoti Woke people are getting worked up about stuff they aren’t involved in

    • @Subhrajyoti
      @Subhrajyoti 3 роки тому

      @@ALJ9000 ohjj

    • @suc125
      @suc125 3 роки тому +45

      @@Subhrajyoti When you are so privilaged and your life is so easy, you need to find something that you can rebel against. And since there is not much rational things that you can fight against, you will find something absurd so you can get offended.
      People who went through some real hardship have usually some detached view over life and will not be offended over some trivial things

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 2 роки тому

      but blacks are not privileged so why they get mad

  • @Aanonymous88
    @Aanonymous88 3 роки тому +1258

    "American can get offended for other people's behalf" He's telling truth bro.

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli 3 роки тому +4

      A lot of that in Canada too 😂

    • @София-д3р7д
      @София-д3р7д 3 роки тому +1

      @@earlnoli Thanks to the social media, they are infecting people all around the globe.

    • @dellgary7539
      @dellgary7539 2 роки тому +4

      The west in general 😭 but especially in America

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 2 роки тому +2

      I dunno man! The world is a butt hurt place! Try explaining to Indians that what we did to Japan we could do to them, and see if they arent offended! I havent had ONE laugh at that joke yet!

    • @I_hu85ghjo
      @I_hu85ghjo 2 роки тому +1

      @@dellgary7539 it's just the western English speaking countries tbh

  • @sterlingjohnson5147
    @sterlingjohnson5147 Рік тому +7

    Goog job sir. A true comedian can joke about both sides of a debate topic with respect and dignity. You did that well. Thank you.

  • @swastikray2377
    @swastikray2377 4 роки тому +2235

    "All the local Indians that you see here? I'm the reason they left"
    😂😂😂

    • @raaayyyaaaan
      @raaayyyaaaan 4 роки тому +5

      Please explain the joke :/

    • @tantiwahopak101
      @tantiwahopak101 4 роки тому +68

      @@raaayyyaaaan I think people who were offended of his jokes left India and settled in Canada. Something along those lines

    • @swastikray2377
      @swastikray2377 4 роки тому +30

      @@tantiwahopak101 Yep.
      Since people with opposing political views clash a lot and get offended quite easily.
      Plus Vir flaunts his political ideology a lot which offends the other side.
      That's it.

    • @ritwikbehuria9101
      @ritwikbehuria9101 4 роки тому +2

      Nope. Russell Peters is the reason they left.

    • @nischalkaushik8894
      @nischalkaushik8894 4 роки тому +7

      @@swastikray2377 What's his political ideology ?? Iam watching him for the first time .

  • @muzmemon
    @muzmemon 4 роки тому +571

    -Knock Knock
    "Who's there?"
    -I'm woke
    "Woke who?"
    -I'm offended on behalf of you.

    • @rajshrisukhani6318
      @rajshrisukhani6318 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahah

    • @classless3376
      @classless3376 4 роки тому +1

      *on your behalf

    • @muzmemon
      @muzmemon 4 роки тому +2

      @@classless3376 you didn't get the meme did you?

    • @classless3376
      @classless3376 4 роки тому +1

      @@muzmemon i know i know your trying to rhyme

    • @muzmemon
      @muzmemon 4 роки тому +5

      @@classless3376 shouldn't have corrected it then

  • @punny5911
    @punny5911 3 роки тому +2405

    I'm so offended for all the Americans imma take this day off

    • @atharvazodpe673
      @atharvazodpe673 3 роки тому +87

      if you took a day off for each American offended by this video you would never work again

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 3 роки тому +17

      Can you imagine calling work to say you're taking sick leave because you got offended on someone else's behalf? lol

    • @lola63962
      @lola63962 3 роки тому +4

      Year off*

    • @KINGKIWINEEEZ
      @KINGKIWINEEEZ 3 роки тому +8

      I’m American and this actually applies to way too many people here. Truth hurts😂

    • @plague6174
      @plague6174 3 роки тому +3

      Priviledged American here as well and I actually laughed my ass off at this :D

  • @Drego117
    @Drego117 3 роки тому +7

    i havent laughed that hard in a long time. "very similar but with different life expectancies" i fuckin DIED lmao

  • @JustOneHappyBoiii
    @JustOneHappyBoiii 3 роки тому +2069

    *"If you are racist and you know it clap your hands"*

    • @JustOneHappyBoiii
      @JustOneHappyBoiii 3 роки тому +22

      @@firenationnn9397 hahahahhaahah you know XD

    • @JustOneHappyBoiii
      @JustOneHappyBoiii 3 роки тому +6

      @@firenationnn9397 I am always down for a sub ;)

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 роки тому +6

      What the fuck?

    • @Satanas69420
      @Satanas69420 3 роки тому +7

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @ashwinrawat9622
      @ashwinrawat9622 3 роки тому +3

      standing ovation. I'm a proud racist! 😜

  • @OGAalsi
    @OGAalsi 4 роки тому +964

    My audience is expanding as we speak 🤣🤣

    • @piyushgupta2732
      @piyushgupta2732 4 роки тому +10

      Thts India for you my bro

    • @MechaJutaro
      @MechaJutaro 4 роки тому +3

      My audience is expanding as we speak
      You're already more successful than your cousin, Lily

  • @Spetsop
    @Spetsop 4 роки тому +547

    "Getting offended is what privileged people do!" - that, right there, is the best description of this "I'm offended" fad that I've ever heard!
    In other words "Shut the fk up! You're not 'offended', you just have too much time on your hands to be minorly inconvenienced and have a nervous breakdown because your life is so easy that mere words hurt your feelings!"

    • @dgotfbored
      @dgotfbored 3 роки тому +8

      there are rare times in my life when i loved the improvisations of the jokes of the video in its own comment section, good one bruh!!

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 роки тому +3

      Nice 👍

    • @abigailstewart1586
      @abigailstewart1586 3 роки тому +8

      Can I like a comment twice?

    • @Satanas69420
      @Satanas69420 3 роки тому +13

      Yup. Imagine how fucking miserable your life must be. They're all a bunch of fucking pussies that have never been through hardships so they create problems to complain about

    • @f.d.6667
      @f.d.6667 3 роки тому +1

      @@Satanas69420 Was that a weak attempt at creating something that's supposed to resemble irony?

  • @mckenziebryant6729
    @mckenziebryant6729 2 роки тому +102

    That "knock Knock" joke is woke culture in a nutshell. All of his jokes on woke culture are really funny and accurate.

    • @cyphraps
      @cyphraps 2 роки тому

      explain the joke?

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 2 роки тому +1

      After I stopped laughing at that joke I shouted “yes I need to hear your voice so that way I know whether or not I need to put on my pants”

  • @Anonymous-ok1du
    @Anonymous-ok1du 4 роки тому +1359

    I do not know when India is going to give you the absolute amount of respect you deserve. Like forget about Shashi Tharoor, THIS MAN represents India man!!

    • @AshishKumar-no9ns
      @AshishKumar-no9ns 4 роки тому +32

      We wait till west approves of him.

    • @cmrdecc6516
      @cmrdecc6516 4 роки тому +25

      Nah India represents India

    • @mrunmayee6330
      @mrunmayee6330 4 роки тому +69

      Shashi Tharoor represented India in the UNITED NATIONS for 29 years. He served as the under secretary for 2 terms. Vir Das is great but this is an invalid comparison.

    • @cricofando-3954
      @cricofando-3954 4 роки тому +24

      He represents India? I agree he is a good comedian, but saying that he represents India is setting the bar pretty low for India!

    • @Anonymous-ok1du
      @Anonymous-ok1du 4 роки тому +8

      Shit I actually "offended" people...cute :3 XD

  • @grondhero
    @grondhero 4 роки тому +6843

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do."
    U.S. Liberals don't know whether to laugh or to be offended. XD

    • @johnray5568
      @johnray5568 4 роки тому +259

      Probably offended.

    • @prollins6443
      @prollins6443 4 роки тому +325

      @@johnray5568 yeah, I doubt liberals know how to laugh

    • @anantsharma6365
      @anantsharma6365 4 роки тому +337

      First they'll laugh...then they'll go home, then it'll hit them while having a shower, & then they'll get offended

    • @cansrick1806
      @cansrick1806 4 роки тому +59

      NPC has been hit with confusion. Very effective.

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 роки тому +56

      @@anantsharma6365 oMg HatE SpeECh REee

  • @dhirajgawande007
    @dhirajgawande007 4 роки тому +5508

    No wonder this guy is doing world tour while other comedians are doing Sex jokes at canvas laugh club

  • @alexisinboxes
    @alexisinboxes Рік тому +3

    I like this guy. Doesn't pull back any punches

  • @velsshitpostingchannel3351
    @velsshitpostingchannel3351 3 роки тому +669

    ‘“You know, all the local Indians you meet over here? I’m the reason they left.”
    had me laughing for a good 15 seconds.

    • @girlinthewoods2059
      @girlinthewoods2059 3 роки тому +4

      Could you please explain that joke

    • @Ola-cb1xt
      @Ola-cb1xt 3 роки тому +58

      @@girlinthewoods2059 he says jokingly that he is so awful that people left India just so they don't have to live in the same country as he.

    • @Srimanth438
      @Srimanth438 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ola-cb1xt Yes and there is damn good reason for them to get offended after the derogatory (to say the least) speech about his own country he made to please audiences in the West.

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 Рік тому +4

      @@Srimanth438 Just look at how many Indians are leaving India and acquiring foreign citizenship. His humour represents the uncomfortable reality, whether you like to admit it or not.

    • @Srimanth438
      @Srimanth438 Рік тому

      @@Progamermove_2003 ua-cam.com/video/fUx1fRIp_HQ/v-deo.html.

  • @Hiero1453
    @Hiero1453 3 роки тому +2187

    A comedian that doesn’t say orange man bad? I like it.

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 3 роки тому +101

      Lol! Kind of refreshing, isn't it?

    • @goonterthesociallyawkward367
      @goonterthesociallyawkward367 3 роки тому +35

      watch his other stand ups and maybe you'll change your mind

    • @mikei6605
      @mikei6605 3 роки тому +67

      what's a trump supporter doing here lol go back to your cult

    • @albatrossflyer
      @albatrossflyer 3 роки тому +241

      @@mikei6605 just cause we are sick of everyone’s jokes being about the president of a country that’s not even ours doesn’t mean we are trump supporters

    • @jlm4037
      @jlm4037 3 роки тому +237

      @@mikei6605 I would call you out for being in the Biden cult, but Biden probably forgot he's the cult leader.

  • @JustinSmithPYRO
    @JustinSmithPYRO 4 роки тому +136

    As an American I do not get offended. You sir are awesome. Funny as shit. And speaking the truth. You got some talent. Keep it up. Sincerely a new subscriber

  • @briankelly5816
    @briankelly5816 Рік тому +1

    Fantastic humour!! We need this!!

  • @myafreund697
    @myafreund697 3 роки тому +2930

    Now THESE are the jokes my dark/dirty-humor loving-ass wants to hear lmao

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 3 роки тому +71

      It's not even dark it's just White Roasts

    • @evokz8070
      @evokz8070 3 роки тому +8

      Bright jokes

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 3 роки тому +14

      Idk what you mean by dark and dirty humors but lol

    • @kevinking2380
      @kevinking2380 3 роки тому +17

      This is the opposite of offensive jokes

    • @zombiefiedzgaming7303
      @zombiefiedzgaming7303 3 роки тому +14

      trans.
      💀

  •  4 роки тому +1271

    I love how he offends both Conservatives and Liberals.
    Edit: And if the video didn’t, this comment did

    • @joshthsu
      @joshthsu 4 роки тому +133

      conservatives dont get offended tho

    • @SombraPiloto
      @SombraPiloto 4 роки тому +118

      He lumps them together when he generalizes Americans but he's more accurately describing the liberal segment of the country.

    • @spooky4985
      @spooky4985 4 роки тому +80

      That is what humour is. Making someone laugh at their own embarrassment or offence no matter who they are. It is also why woke ness is killing indiginous cultures.

    • @jas9239
      @jas9239 4 роки тому +56

      @@joshthsu that’s what I’m saying..I don’t get offended, nothing he said was offensive, obviously..I just get annoyed when some people continuously call conservatives racist and privileged and misogynists or homophobic because some people take that at face value and it’s very divisive

    • @veritassyfer1185
      @veritassyfer1185 3 роки тому +20

      I love it! It's about time we all started take fun of our political BS. America deserves to be roasted after the shitstorm that was 2020.

  • @hummingbird_saltalamakia
    @hummingbird_saltalamakia 3 роки тому +832

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do"
    Everyone in America needs to hear that. Read it and then re-read it.

    • @abigailstewart1586
      @abigailstewart1586 3 роки тому +12

      as an American I wholeheartedly agree lmao

    • @malaklranal1681
      @malaklranal1681 3 роки тому +4

      What if you're black in a school filled of 16 year old white people being called slurs?

    • @slumlordracing8054
      @slumlordracing8054 3 роки тому +35

      @@malaklranal1681 this isn't the movies dumbass

    • @slumlordracing8054
      @slumlordracing8054 3 роки тому +3

      Not all americans suckle off that privilege teet my friend.

    • @slumlordracing8054
      @slumlordracing8054 3 роки тому +4

      We aren't all pathetic whiny little spoiled brats out here.

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius 3 роки тому +1

    Hes really funny. That knock-knock joke at the end got me lol

  • @dalecrossman6835
    @dalecrossman6835 3 роки тому +815

    "getting offended is something privileged people do." This dude gets it!

    • @porflepopnecker4376
      @porflepopnecker4376 3 роки тому +5

      So is telling shitty jokes.

    • @dababy3798
      @dababy3798 3 роки тому +5

      @@porflepopnecker4376lmao

    • @vignesh1065
      @vignesh1065 3 роки тому +28

      @@porflepopnecker4376 You're the one he's talking about xD

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 роки тому

      yeah real original and so are you equally original

    • @mnaga9625
      @mnaga9625 2 роки тому

      @@porflepopnecker4376 you have a failed UA-cam channel 😂

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 3 роки тому +522

    A true comedian is one who challenges society and uses humor to convey humanity's flaws. A lot of comedians right now are just shills who pander to brain-dead ideologies.
    Luckily, we have people like Vir Das who keep the spirit of humor alive.

    • @bigjosh9364
      @bigjosh9364 3 роки тому +2

      Lol.. what? This dude is going exactly what you claim other comedians are doing. Dude is a snore fest.

    • @NickPCage
      @NickPCage 3 роки тому +10

      @@bigjosh9364 lol did you get offended by him?

    • @bigjosh9364
      @bigjosh9364 3 роки тому +3

      @@NickPCage No just sleepy.

    • @tanyayadav7899
      @tanyayadav7899 3 роки тому +7

      @@bigjosh9364 then why the hell are you here then ?

    • @bigjosh9364
      @bigjosh9364 3 роки тому

      @@tanyayadav7899 Do you even know how youtube works? It was in my suggested vids and I checked him out.

  • @lyrical1475
    @lyrical1475 4 роки тому +352

    He didn't change his accent
    I repeat HE DIDN'T CHANGE HIS ACCENT!
    PROUD

    • @MrJfrederici
      @MrJfrederici 3 роки тому +1

      And he spoke English

    • @prajithp2916
      @prajithp2916 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrJfrederici because he is in Canada not in China

    • @titaniumwolf1123
      @titaniumwolf1123 3 роки тому +1

      Too bad tho... Worst accent worldwide

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 3 роки тому

      Why would he change his accent? He's just visiting.

    • @rajendrachouhan7012
      @rajendrachouhan7012 3 роки тому

      77❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ to

  • @cliffhorman6846
    @cliffhorman6846 3 роки тому +3

    Loved it... I wish the WOKE, would simply WOKE OFF!

  • @nenej.phillips
    @nenej.phillips 4 роки тому +85

    Some of these jokes are gold & it’s like the audience didn’t realize it. I’m privileged enough to be offended for him. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RockStudioLive
    @RockStudioLive 4 роки тому +2695

    Jokes about Obama's Cages for Mexican kids never get old!

    • @pranjalbajpai885
      @pranjalbajpai885 4 роки тому +71

      But an orange turd took it seriously 😂😂

    • @bebebrez-kal9136
      @bebebrez-kal9136 4 роки тому +240

      @llkidd they don't even know where the parents of these kids as they were brought in by Coyotes Etc.... For the dumb liberals that don't know what a coyote is it's not an animal you morons

    • @frankthesecond2101
      @frankthesecond2101 4 роки тому +31

      @@bebebrez-kal9136 there are other options then putting them in cages 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @nicole-wf4pe
      @nicole-wf4pe 4 роки тому +1

      FR it does not!

    • @burkehayes5150
      @burkehayes5150 4 роки тому +31

      No cages? That's bc America is the shark and Canada is the pilot fish that has NOTHING to worry about.

  • @MrTibTib1991
    @MrTibTib1991 3 роки тому +296

    “Being offended is what privilege people do” - I will use that.

  • @dezchess4128
    @dezchess4128 2 роки тому

    Lol. Welcome home. I'm just visiting.
    That's what they all say. 🤣🤣 good stuff man

  • @animeshsharma5621
    @animeshsharma5621 4 роки тому +484

    Man I watched this to get offended but at the end I laughed and got woked

  • @Cyorex_XV
    @Cyorex_XV 3 роки тому +1564

    "Woke means to realize, prioritize and speak up!"
    "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally like what?" Probably the BEST description of WOKE people I've EVER heard

    • @DoodleThis
      @DoodleThis 3 роки тому +20

      I don’t think anyone could top that 😂

    • @muhammed2174
      @muhammed2174 3 роки тому +71

      "Woke means to realize.....to recognize, to organize and to vocalize"
      "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally, alright!" That's what he said. Just a very reliable transcriptionist here :)

    • @Titusofthegiant
      @Titusofthegiant 3 роки тому +38

      That’s not a joke that’s a fact

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 2 роки тому

      thats not woke is in the usa tho it mean shove your crap idea onto other and call them names if they disagree

    • @randomuser2174
      @randomuser2174 2 роки тому +5

      @Nin same

  • @chenrobbins
    @chenrobbins 4 роки тому +251

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do."
    This is absolutely true.

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 2 роки тому

      but even loser poor people get offended

  • @NikkiG1134
    @NikkiG1134 11 місяців тому +3

    Dude wrote a successful “woke joke” that didn’t fall flat. Nice.

  • @f.d.6667
    @f.d.6667 3 роки тому +347

    He made A LOT of people in the audience uncomfortable. That's a good indication that he has a very relevant message.

    • @kellyperry559
      @kellyperry559 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think it was uncomfortable the audience is Canadian they just didn’t get it.🤣🤣 Canadians aren’t too bright eh.

  • @Syn_Akuma
    @Syn_Akuma 3 роки тому +93

    "We just got privilege last week." Got me dying lol

  • @ms.rooibostea8156
    @ms.rooibostea8156 4 роки тому +260

    I found out, Indian comedians with their nice accent are the best comedians!Thanks for great work!

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 4 роки тому +7

      Yulianna ....their accent is hideous and no, they're not the best comedians, now go back and try to leave an actual intelligent comment...

    • @Mokun413
      @Mokun413 4 роки тому +9

      What's in an accent? Its just a way of speaking.

    • @sugassugar8036
      @sugassugar8036 3 роки тому +14

      @@branon6565 lmfao oFfeNdEd ?

    • @devrao3537
      @devrao3537 3 роки тому +15

      @@branon6565 Oh my that's a lot of hate...

    • @user6099
      @user6099 3 роки тому +5

      @@branon6565 .

  • @funnycoffinman9700
    @funnycoffinman9700 2 роки тому +1

    In order to be successful, a joke needs to:
    1) Be simple enough to grasp and understand
    2) Take something that seems usual and present it from a different, unusual angle
    3) Be rooted in truth
    And this man right here nails it all perfectly.

  • @jojotv5345
    @jojotv5345 4 роки тому +55

    "Knock Knock"
    Who's there?
    "Is that a personal attack or something?"

  • @tejaswiniswamy3326
    @tejaswiniswamy3326 3 роки тому +415

    Love the fact that he doesn’t need to hide his Indian accent. So done with people imitating the “west” .
    Who said humour can not make sense? This is indeed one of them . Love your work ✨♥️

    • @arjunarun3033
      @arjunarun3033 3 роки тому +12

      He imitated an American accent just to make himself sound like a stupid SJW lol

    • @Gormezzz
      @Gormezzz 3 роки тому +5

      He's putting on the Indian accent. The reason his American accent is he's a fluent English speaker.

    • @dwlonewolf2273
      @dwlonewolf2273 3 роки тому +32

      @@Gormezzz fluency in a language , isn't the type of accent one adopts, brave sir, fluency is how you articulate the words you speak in the particular languange. By your definition American's don't speak fluent english because they don't sound like the English.

    • @Gormezzz
      @Gormezzz 3 роки тому +3

      @@dwlonewolf2273 thanks man, I've been stewing over this for an entire month. I've barely slept.

    • @ananyabhagat7052
      @ananyabhagat7052 3 роки тому +4

      @@arjunarun3033 and it was spot on lol , totally sounded like those 15 year old white girls lmao

  • @harshtiwari1068
    @harshtiwari1068 4 роки тому +161

    Indianisation of Alexander the great -Alakshendra
    Americanisation of Vir Das - WeirDass

    • @bhagat6127
      @bhagat6127 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theyogiic
      @theyogiic 4 роки тому +3

      He owns a production company with that name

    • @harshtiwari1068
      @harshtiwari1068 4 роки тому +3

      @@theyogiicwoah what a surreal coincidence 😂😂

    • @shreyashoswal4676
      @shreyashoswal4676 4 роки тому +2

      It's Sikander btw

    • @theyogiic
      @theyogiic 4 роки тому +6

      @@shreyashoswal4676 chanakya used to call him alakshyendra... Word sikander came to be in Medieval India...

  • @OutlawCaliber13
    @OutlawCaliber13 2 роки тому +1

    I was pleasantly surprised how good this was. lol

  • @rytlocknroll
    @rytlocknroll 3 роки тому +607

    This guy is a legend; bringing people back into reality, one joke at a time.

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 роки тому +1

      not

    • @dellgary7539
      @dellgary7539 2 роки тому +11

      @august smith Someone’s mad

    • @happybear3706
      @happybear3706 2 роки тому

      Here’s me practicing my freedom: go out into space without any protective gear and see what happens to you dumbass.

    • @awnzotheman
      @awnzotheman 2 роки тому

      @@augustsmith9553 you a Woketard. We can tell.

    • @michelemcguire8995
      @michelemcguire8995 Рік тому +2

      Hes far from being awake,, he's also in the ZZZZNATION😅

  • @rrdutch4111
    @rrdutch4111 3 роки тому +2099

    The dislikes are from the people who had to take a day off after watching this video😢

  • @virginiawiles5373
    @virginiawiles5373 3 роки тому +446

    Omgeeee this is GOLD. I pray he doesn’t get cancelled 😂

    • @patientsoul4601
      @patientsoul4601 3 роки тому +17

      Lol he has had to take down his tweet and apologise recently... Chickened out to the woke brigade

    • @pushkardeshmukh2413
      @pushkardeshmukh2413 3 роки тому +18

      He just released a video on 'cancel culture' like 8 hours ago. Good profound comedy by Vir Das.

    • @Aspensauce64
      @Aspensauce64 3 роки тому +4

      Oh god forbid someone should leave a mean comment on his tweet. Realistically, what are the horrible and life ruining implications of a cancellation? It’s someone being mad at you on Twitter. Cry about it I guess but it’s not actually hurting you.

    • @heiisasmr
      @heiisasmr 3 роки тому +9

      @@Aspensauce64 But it is, lots of people get cancelled for the color of nail polish their wearing or something stupid like that. They get canceled and then EVERYONE hates them and that affects their mental health and who knows what other parts of their life.

    • @lix1806
      @lix1806 3 роки тому +2

      @Jake McLaughlin 🗿.....

  • @Blight-tin-ning
    @Blight-tin-ning Рік тому +1

    Absolute comedy, thank you Vir Das

  • @user-cc4kq6hl4c
    @user-cc4kq6hl4c 3 роки тому +364

    He deserved a better audience, dear Canada, why why

    • @timaldridge84
      @timaldridge84 3 роки тому +6

      What are you talking a boot

    • @JasonShon-p9p
      @JasonShon-p9p 3 роки тому +44

      are you gonna take a day off?

    • @anantraj677
      @anantraj677 3 роки тому +4

      its like why do we even let them be a country anymore

    • @anwitpaul6981
      @anwitpaul6981 3 роки тому +1

      @@anantraj677 ~Barney Stinson

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 роки тому +1

      yeah, it's the audience's fault, that's it

  • @kartikeysingh5698
    @kartikeysingh5698 4 роки тому +1882

    if america is the pakistan of west
    then mexico should be called bangladesh.

    • @bamba_boy
      @bamba_boy 4 роки тому +126

      i think Canadians are too nice to be Pakistanis!

    • @amartyaa
      @amartyaa 4 роки тому +28

      [Laughs in immigrants]

    • @Posthistoricalslave
      @Posthistoricalslave 4 роки тому +3

      Kadak likha he bro

    • @theferals9673
      @theferals9673 4 роки тому +6

      Puta Madre

    • @tori2dles
      @tori2dles 4 роки тому +17

      Nah, that’d be Greenland. LOL. Mexico would be Sri Lanka.

  • @egirl_issues
    @egirl_issues 3 роки тому +102

    the dislikes are people who got offended on other's behalf

  • @wesleybastien5968
    @wesleybastien5968 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is the funniest Indian comedian I've ever seen, great work man can't wait for more.

  • @SaraSong-mw3zm
    @SaraSong-mw3zm 3 роки тому +54

    "That decribes everything from a book club to a nazi rally"
    this had me laughing way to much lol

  • @followfornothing
    @followfornothing 3 роки тому +131

    *"Getting offended is something privileged people do."*
    That line floored me because that was a real realization of self... So true.

  • @romeojohnson5142
    @romeojohnson5142 3 роки тому +291

    as an american, we need to get this man signed and approved for his own special. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar Рік тому

    The knock-knock joke at the end was golden 😂

  • @technonarg5978
    @technonarg5978 3 роки тому +411

    I can hear brain cells exploding as woke individuals try to work out how to call you racist. I love your humour,it is real comedy that made me laugh out loud,and instantly subscribe to your channel.

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 3 роки тому +10

      _Funny thing is that you don't need to be white to be racist. But 99.9% of wokefolk are too stupid to even consider that point, lmao_

    • @jena.alexia
      @jena.alexia 3 роки тому +3

      Me too. I love leftie dilemmas. 😈

    • @jena.alexia
      @jena.alexia 3 роки тому +8

      @yitzhak shekkelsteingoldmanberg I'm not alt-right. I just hate hypocrisy.

    • @archangel2781
      @archangel2781 2 роки тому

      This guy antiwhite as hell. The only joke here is that he endlessly shits on white people, and white people are so burdened by fear and white guilt, that we think we are required to believe that his antiwhite hatred is actually humor.

    • @rtype1974
      @rtype1974 2 роки тому +1

      @@jena.alexia Funny how not being asleep and letting white priviledge folk not get away with racism is woke. I you speak about racism your easily offended or a victim. Its gaslighting and ba!

  • @LuminarPhysics
    @LuminarPhysics 4 роки тому +755

    Hey
    Find out who did he murdered this tym.

  • @tibik.8407
    @tibik.8407 3 роки тому +74

    Jesus Christ the first thing this madman does is insult his own crowd, I fucking love it. Even better that the people were mature enough to laugh at it. I'd give my Mid-European Seal of Approval ^^

  • @charliesargent6225
    @charliesargent6225 3 роки тому +1

    Couldn't even crack a smile, glad I watched at 2X speed.

  • @Sublime_1
    @Sublime_1 3 роки тому +77

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do" sounds pretty legit to me

  • @Shrieqer
    @Shrieqer 4 роки тому +24

    This man is a legend. From the timing of the jokes to the cadence of his speech.

  • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
    @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 3 роки тому +36

    “What you went through is so stressful, im taking the day off.”
    I lost my shit at that. Yet, I somehow don’t lose my shit at my generation’s very fucking bizarre humor.

  • @Felicity8
    @Felicity8 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣 This was good. I think what some people in these comments forget, is people have different senses of humor.

  • @DragonRider-cx7br
    @DragonRider-cx7br 3 роки тому +96

    I grew up with german parents, and spent half of my childhood in Germany. Then i came to America, and over time i gradually got sucked into the woke mob, it was only until a few months ago that i realized that holy shit, i’ve spent wayyyy too much time here. Going back home as soon as i graduate lol

    • @markwilliams7461
      @markwilliams7461 3 роки тому +3

      @@dappidy3763 i dont get that 1 he is just bloody funny and may he keep being

    • @pietjacobsen216
      @pietjacobsen216 3 роки тому +5

      wir schaffen das, merkel. i don't know, but germany is woke as fuck too. but it's worse in the netherlands.

    • @mikebeasley553
      @mikebeasley553 3 роки тому

      Bye bye! Dont let the door hit ya.

    • @DragonRider-cx7br
      @DragonRider-cx7br 3 роки тому +16

      @@mikebeasley553 If the door has the audacity to hit me it will break 😂

    • @LionheartLivin
      @LionheartLivin 2 роки тому +3

      GOOD FOR U!!!;)

  • @param6388
    @param6388 4 роки тому +112

    I think Hasmukh killed some American gangster this time.
    He's on fire.🔥

  • @richsalazme
    @richsalazme 3 роки тому +145

    "Getting offended is something privileged people do"
    Well he's not wrong. I live in a third world country and we have more problems to deal with, a lot of people even struggle to eat 3 times a day. So yeah.. it's really hard for us to understand why Americans get offended on such trivial things.

    • @jimmydean4494
      @jimmydean4494 3 роки тому +2

      Canadians get more offended.

    • @richsalazme
      @richsalazme 3 роки тому +8

      @The Sight of Sound Yeah sorry if I generalized Americans but seeing as how a lot of these issues are wildly promoted in your media, it gives an impression majority if you guys agree or, to the very least, allow it.

    • @unfortunate4768
      @unfortunate4768 3 роки тому +6

      @@richsalazme
      Man, it is the majority of America (I live here). I will never understand how people have the energy to spend hours online hating on some of the most basic stuff I've ever seen. The internet gave us all a free way to express ourselves without repercussions in real life, unless you're the person being canceled lol.

    • @victoriavonheals2384
      @victoriavonheals2384 3 роки тому +1

      @@richsalazme Social media is a cancer, and unfortunately cancel culture is wielded as a weapon by the woke crowd. People who dare to speak a different opinion than sjws find themselves getting canceled or falsely accused of being an "-ist, -phob, or -ism," of getting lies spread about them that can affect their day to day life and mental health. Doxxing, losing a job, and extreme cyber bullying are real fears because they aren't exactly a reasonable or rational bunch. All the proven facts in the world can't change their misguided conclusions, despite them providing clear evidence to the contrary.

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 роки тому

      shut up

  • @LionessDeWinter
    @LionessDeWinter 4 місяці тому

    Oh, I LOVE him! More, please!🤣❤

  • @abhijeetjadhav2961
    @abhijeetjadhav2961 4 роки тому +122

    Vir Das is like Godfather of comedy
    He can roast you hard in the guts and still make you chuckle in happiness
    His english is waaaaaay damn sophisticated but still touches to each audience member
    His jokes are really unique that shows how much research and observations he put into, to not sound like any other comedians sketches

    • @tori2dles
      @tori2dles 4 роки тому +5

      It’s the twinkle in his eyes. He can say anything and those twinkling eyes makes the worst medicine taste like sweet, sweet nectar. Love this guy.

    • @freehoya4276
      @freehoya4276 4 роки тому

      @@shubhampatley4099 why??

    • @abhijeetjadhav2961
      @abhijeetjadhav2961 4 роки тому +4

      @@shubhampatley4099 sasti harkato ka aur bhasha ka theka apne lerakha hai janab.. To aap hi aswaad lijiye uska

    • @walterkovacs6117
      @walterkovacs6117 4 роки тому

      Lol.. Boi.. U haven't heard of hasan minhaj..

    • @rajeshshrivastava3670
      @rajeshshrivastava3670 4 роки тому

      @@walterkovacs6117 what makes you think they've not heard of him? Hasan and Vir are both talented in their own ways.

  • @5.7moy
    @5.7moy 3 роки тому +43

    “You guys know India? That’ where all the Canadians come from.” That killed me XD

  • @tokenmoose
    @tokenmoose 3 роки тому +71

    I just randomly came across this guy & he's quickly becoming my favorite comedian

  • @VAIBHAVMALHOTRA19
    @VAIBHAVMALHOTRA19 2 роки тому +19

    Vir Das in 2020: Making fun of wokes
    Vir Das in 2021: Became a woke

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 3 роки тому +108

    "getting offended is something privileged people do"
    Holy shit that's so accurate

  • @lionsatmidnight
    @lionsatmidnight 3 роки тому +8

    “I’m gonna get offended for you. What you went through was just *sighs* so stressful. I’m gonna need to take the day off..” 😂💀👌🏼

  • @georgethompson4912
    @georgethompson4912 3 роки тому +195

    I love the lines “getting offended is what privileged people do” and “I’m offended on your behalf” This guy is great. 😀👍👍👍

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 3 роки тому

      ccuunntt

    • @linkueicatastrophe9727
      @linkueicatastrophe9727 3 роки тому +5

      I'm sure most people get offended, but the most important thing is how do you act on it if at all.

    • @Kyle27ish
      @Kyle27ish Рік тому

      Perfect example of the white liberal

  • @ravensrest3895
    @ravensrest3895 3 роки тому +4

    Love it, unintended trolling with great execution. I hope you go far Das, you are a funny man ;) Been a while since I have heard someone with the balls to make jokes like that.