Dude has a pretty good American impersonation. "To be woke means to realize. To recognize., to organize and then to vocalize." "That describes everything from a book club to a Nazi." Hahaha I lost my shit so hard I had to wipe my tears with my handgun!
It's through people like him that I've noticed that cancel culture only has power over those that are afraid of offending someone. The people pleasers and yes men. But when you're this guy, they dont even try it because they know that their power to cancel you heavily predicates on you giving them that power by actually caring what they think.
Plus Woke Culture can't attack a person of color without a whole lot more ammo than they could ever have available. If any of them did, they'd start eating their own while trying to figure out which one of them was the racist that started attacking a brown person first.
And not to forget that he is an Indian. He don't need to care about the cancel culture in the west, as his fans are increasing at the moment I am typing (a fact that I can verify as an Indian as well).
Not only that, he's a comedian. A woke person going after someone with a good sense of humor is a surefire way of looking like a dumbass when the comedian can explain their side of the argument in a funny and engaging way that makes sense. Meanwhile the other guy is stuck sounding like an emotional wreck throwing a temper tantrum.
Fuck everyone else. If I get offended. it's because it was directed towards me. I don't get offended very easily. I'm more likely to offend everyone else. LOL
If I were a comedian, I'd start my act by saying if you are easily offended might I suggest you leave, (granted nearly everyone might leave, but you never know) Comedy to me is a person complaining about what annoys them, but puts it in a humorous way, Also when people claim they are woke, what they really are is asleep
@@niteshpandey7899 people need to chill and stop taking things so seriously. Comedy se b offend hone lge to kya fayda. Also what he said is the harsh reality. :)
@@eclipsewrecker Not really. Just what i've seen around. A lot more political correctness and taking offence when people live a privileged life cuz they are more aware of their rights and have more self worth.
@@eclipsewrecker That is a whole other discussion. And I agree with that statement. But there can be multiple relatities or "truths" that co-exist simultaneously. And by "see", I meant experienced. Now, I know experiences can be subjective...but it is what I personally feel is true. You may have a different opinion.
@@luciomarquesbemquerer5819 the emperors new clothes is a brilliant story and perhaps a cautionary tale about not believing everything sycophants tell you.
@@TheFootyChannel-TFC are you human-splaning? Dont you know that ducks can quack for themselves? What does that say about your human privilege, that you can speak out on duck issues, but you can’t understand their quacks. You are taking the voice away from duck voices, you fucking duckist. It’s 2021 and we still have to discuss why duckism is wrong. See what happens with human privilege? Sad. #checkyourprivilege
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" "American's can get offended on other people's behalf". This young man is brilliant!! (and funny as heck)
I remember when I casually talked about my mom dying and other people in my grade cried and I got extremely offended because these people were okay with me getting bullied when I admitted my mom died. Its like...wtf is wrong with these people!? They're all sick and demented and it fucke duplicate how I look at the world.
@@youarebest3591 India is in the middle of its economic boom. Its starting to inch close towards HIC status, steo by step, to the point some Indians are rich enough to have the time to be offended.
@@TheRealNobodyButu not bad parenting but what kind of things u see on the internet...parents today atleast are decent....but when they become....man would it be difficult to talk!!
@@killermakd2015 but what haven’t I seen that would make me a irresponsible, spoiled, cursing, needy, brat? I’ve seen just about everything, it’s just how you view the world tbh. If you are taught to view the world a few certain ways then I bet you will turn out fine.
@@TheRealNobodyButu I think generation matters a lot. Today or this born after 80s still can be a bunch of whoops but generally speaking those before 70s knew what they were getting into and why shut happens or why not. It's not a myth how monarch functioned well for more than thousands of years and all it took was a small french revolution to kill it. My point being, every so called malpractice had a good reason and instead of trying to understand them today PPL go all out against without much logical arguments just morality. An experienced player knows one thing for sure. Morality's a bitch. Beg ur pardon.
Nobody ever says anything about the origin of Pakistan India gave them that country to get the Muslims out because they were trying to take over and erase the identity of the Indian people they don't want the coexist they want to take over look at Europe same thing is going on there Wake the hell up
He's wrong about the cages. Any "proof" shown was pictures that were taken under Obama. Well, he might be right now in Mar 2021. Biden brought the cages back which is why he for some reason banned the media from entering but thanks to fed up BP agents and Project Veritas releasing footage of massive over crowding. Children separated from "parents" on the floor with no pillow or mattress. Just a tinfoil blanket. So yes maybe he could be right. I should also mention all the children who are R'd by coyotes on way up who will end up in #ObamaBidenCages (#1 trending hashtag on Twitter)
@@dickfitswell3437 I'm a Democrat and I fucking hate the double standards from my own party. As soon as biden became president everyone stopped caring that kids were being put in cages
@@PRINCE-db3sw Because of the population,your speech can appeal to thousands.Look at UA-cam recommendations,just putting India in the title gets it put on the recommended of millions of Indians.
As an indian we make fun of literally every single person and culture on earth, and we get made fun of too. We don't get "offended" easily, we just laugh it off. So when i'm in america and someone is "offended" its a very new concept XD Edit: Since a lot of you in the replies are smartasses let me make this clear, i meant this comment as a person growing in a nice community not surrounded by snowflakes not even in a large city but a nice town. Which is most of india. Yes we have snowflakes too, but the greater population of india doesn't represent them, i doubt if you called your friend the n word or BC MC or something he would get "offended" he would rather call you n word back or Behenchod or some thing like that. That's what i meant.
Dude..indians get offended all the time...for misspelling a god, not calling a king Chatrapati, for jokes on religion, Minister, language, for every single thing..I am not sure whether you paid attention when in India
@@Subhrajyoti When you are so privilaged and your life is so easy, you need to find something that you can rebel against. And since there is not much rational things that you can fight against, you will find something absurd so you can get offended. People who went through some real hardship have usually some detached view over life and will not be offended over some trivial things
I dunno man! The world is a butt hurt place! Try explaining to Indians that what we did to Japan we could do to them, and see if they arent offended! I havent had ONE laugh at that joke yet!
@@tantiwahopak101 Yep. Since people with opposing political views clash a lot and get offended quite easily. Plus Vir flaunts his political ideology a lot which offends the other side. That's it.
"Getting offended is what privileged people do!" - that, right there, is the best description of this "I'm offended" fad that I've ever heard! In other words "Shut the fk up! You're not 'offended', you just have too much time on your hands to be minorly inconvenienced and have a nervous breakdown because your life is so easy that mere words hurt your feelings!"
Yup. Imagine how fucking miserable your life must be. They're all a bunch of fucking pussies that have never been through hardships so they create problems to complain about
I do not know when India is going to give you the absolute amount of respect you deserve. Like forget about Shashi Tharoor, THIS MAN represents India man!!
Shashi Tharoor represented India in the UNITED NATIONS for 29 years. He served as the under secretary for 2 terms. Vir Das is great but this is an invalid comparison.
@@Ola-cb1xt Yes and there is damn good reason for them to get offended after the derogatory (to say the least) speech about his own country he made to please audiences in the West.
@@Srimanth438 Just look at how many Indians are leaving India and acquiring foreign citizenship. His humour represents the uncomfortable reality, whether you like to admit it or not.
@@mikei6605 just cause we are sick of everyone’s jokes being about the president of a country that’s not even ours doesn’t mean we are trump supporters
As an American I do not get offended. You sir are awesome. Funny as shit. And speaking the truth. You got some talent. Keep it up. Sincerely a new subscriber
That is what humour is. Making someone laugh at their own embarrassment or offence no matter who they are. It is also why woke ness is killing indiginous cultures.
@@joshthsu that’s what I’m saying..I don’t get offended, nothing he said was offensive, obviously..I just get annoyed when some people continuously call conservatives racist and privileged and misogynists or homophobic because some people take that at face value and it’s very divisive
A true comedian is one who challenges society and uses humor to convey humanity's flaws. A lot of comedians right now are just shills who pander to brain-dead ideologies. Luckily, we have people like Vir Das who keep the spirit of humor alive.
@llkidd they don't even know where the parents of these kids as they were brought in by Coyotes Etc.... For the dumb liberals that don't know what a coyote is it's not an animal you morons
"Woke means to realize, prioritize and speak up!" "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally like what?" Probably the BEST description of WOKE people I've EVER heard
"Woke means to realize.....to recognize, to organize and to vocalize" "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally, alright!" That's what he said. Just a very reliable transcriptionist here :)
In order to be successful, a joke needs to: 1) Be simple enough to grasp and understand 2) Take something that seems usual and present it from a different, unusual angle 3) Be rooted in truth And this man right here nails it all perfectly.
Love the fact that he doesn’t need to hide his Indian accent. So done with people imitating the “west” . Who said humour can not make sense? This is indeed one of them . Love your work ✨♥️
@@Gormezzz fluency in a language , isn't the type of accent one adopts, brave sir, fluency is how you articulate the words you speak in the particular languange. By your definition American's don't speak fluent english because they don't sound like the English.
Oh god forbid someone should leave a mean comment on his tweet. Realistically, what are the horrible and life ruining implications of a cancellation? It’s someone being mad at you on Twitter. Cry about it I guess but it’s not actually hurting you.
@@Aspensauce64 But it is, lots of people get cancelled for the color of nail polish their wearing or something stupid like that. They get canceled and then EVERYONE hates them and that affects their mental health and who knows what other parts of their life.
I can hear brain cells exploding as woke individuals try to work out how to call you racist. I love your humour,it is real comedy that made me laugh out loud,and instantly subscribe to your channel.
This guy antiwhite as hell. The only joke here is that he endlessly shits on white people, and white people are so burdened by fear and white guilt, that we think we are required to believe that his antiwhite hatred is actually humor.
@@jena.alexia Funny how not being asleep and letting white priviledge folk not get away with racism is woke. I you speak about racism your easily offended or a victim. Its gaslighting and ba!
Jesus Christ the first thing this madman does is insult his own crowd, I fucking love it. Even better that the people were mature enough to laugh at it. I'd give my Mid-European Seal of Approval ^^
“What you went through is so stressful, im taking the day off.” I lost my shit at that. Yet, I somehow don’t lose my shit at my generation’s very fucking bizarre humor.
I grew up with german parents, and spent half of my childhood in Germany. Then i came to America, and over time i gradually got sucked into the woke mob, it was only until a few months ago that i realized that holy shit, i’ve spent wayyyy too much time here. Going back home as soon as i graduate lol
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" Well he's not wrong. I live in a third world country and we have more problems to deal with, a lot of people even struggle to eat 3 times a day. So yeah.. it's really hard for us to understand why Americans get offended on such trivial things.
@The Sight of Sound Yeah sorry if I generalized Americans but seeing as how a lot of these issues are wildly promoted in your media, it gives an impression majority if you guys agree or, to the very least, allow it.
@@richsalazme Man, it is the majority of America (I live here). I will never understand how people have the energy to spend hours online hating on some of the most basic stuff I've ever seen. The internet gave us all a free way to express ourselves without repercussions in real life, unless you're the person being canceled lol.
@@richsalazme Social media is a cancer, and unfortunately cancel culture is wielded as a weapon by the woke crowd. People who dare to speak a different opinion than sjws find themselves getting canceled or falsely accused of being an "-ist, -phob, or -ism," of getting lies spread about them that can affect their day to day life and mental health. Doxxing, losing a job, and extreme cyber bullying are real fears because they aren't exactly a reasonable or rational bunch. All the proven facts in the world can't change their misguided conclusions, despite them providing clear evidence to the contrary.
Vir Das is like Godfather of comedy He can roast you hard in the guts and still make you chuckle in happiness His english is waaaaaay damn sophisticated but still touches to each audience member His jokes are really unique that shows how much research and observations he put into, to not sound like any other comedians sketches
Love it, unintended trolling with great execution. I hope you go far Das, you are a funny man ;) Been a while since I have heard someone with the balls to make jokes like that.
"What you went through was so awful, I'm going to take the day off."
Yep, that's about it for many people...
Liberals actually.
We Conservatives have our balls.
@@user-pw2hb3lt5d Up in your mouths I assume?
Jacksepticeye
@@grazecoin9854 ?
@@georgehaas7292 ¿
"Woke woke"
"Who is this?"
"I'm offended"
i wanna steal thisss soo much😂😂😂
Vir Das and all is cool, but this comment😂😂😂
Arre gjb... 🤣
Hi offended I'm dad
@@sourabhs14 i am dad sometimes but offended never times
Dude has a pretty good American impersonation. "To be woke means to realize. To recognize., to organize and then to vocalize." "That describes everything from a book club to a Nazi." Hahaha I lost my shit so hard I had to wipe my tears with my handgun!
Ok......I didn't see that coming
@CallMeCat Awwww....did that offend you?
@CallMeCat it's ok, he was the one that was offended XD
@@MrJfrederici youre not very bright are ya
I read your comment at the exact time as it was being vocalised! Spoooky. .....
It's through people like him that I've noticed that cancel culture only has power over those that are afraid of offending someone. The people pleasers and yes men. But when you're this guy, they dont even try it because they know that their power to cancel you heavily predicates on you giving them that power by actually caring what they think.
Plus Woke Culture can't attack a person of color without a whole lot more ammo than they could ever have available. If any of them did, they'd start eating their own while trying to figure out which one of them was the racist that started attacking a brown person first.
And not to forget that he is an Indian. He don't need to care about the cancel culture in the west, as his fans are increasing at the moment I am typing (a fact that I can verify as an Indian as well).
Not only that, he's a comedian.
A woke person going after someone with a good sense of humor is a surefire way of looking like a dumbass when the comedian can explain their side of the argument in a funny and engaging way that makes sense. Meanwhile the other guy is stuck sounding like an emotional wreck throwing a temper tantrum.
you’re making me realize things about myself
@@solaire2271 So borrowing this quote.. will give you credits too .. ❤
Real comedians are not afraid to "offend"
And it's so true that Americans get offended on other's behalf lol
Oh yea 100 percent fact and I live in Georgia so I can’t imagine it other places in the country
Not "Americans" 😏, just Leftists (which are extreme Liberals).
Fuck everyone else. If I get offended. it's because it was directed towards me. I don't get offended very easily. I'm more likely to offend everyone else. LOL
Liberal Americans*
If I were a comedian, I'd start my act by saying if you are easily offended might I suggest you leave, (granted nearly everyone might leave, but you never know) Comedy to me is a person complaining about what annoys them, but puts it in a humorous way, Also when people claim they are woke, what they really are is asleep
"I'm Indian. My audience is expanding as we speak right now" I love you so much man😂
@Pritesh Divekar yes :)
Naina Canada Mein Rehti Hai Tu kya🙄
@@niteshpandey7899 nahi India me hi rehti hu. Why did you ask?
@@nainasharma3367 i know yaar...just for Fun......😅😅😅 The way you reacted on that i am indian joke..loved it ...so ...i did.😊😊
@@niteshpandey7899 people need to chill and stop taking things so seriously. Comedy se b offend hone lge to kya fayda. Also what he said is the harsh reality. :)
"I'm not out here trying to expand my audience. I'm Indian, my audience is expanding as we speak."
I died. That's good comedy!!
@Svetlana Rubin population explosion in India
Can't understand as I'm Indian
Me too. Just lost it.
@@prakasavigraha6104 1.3 billion people in India; they expand faster than a country with just 5 million people.
@@danarias1289 Oh yes, it is certainly true.
"What you went through is so stressful, Im going to take the day off" 🤣🤣🤣
"Getting offended is something priviledged people do."
Damn. His comedy is profound.
No reply lol
Haha really?
Not profound as in wisdom, but emotionally connected to you.
@@eclipsewrecker Not really. Just what i've seen around. A lot more political correctness and taking offence when people live a privileged life cuz they are more aware of their rights and have more self worth.
@@Arshiaification maybe, but what we see isn’t necessarily true overall.
@@eclipsewrecker That is a whole other discussion. And I agree with that statement. But there can be multiple relatities or "truths" that co-exist simultaneously. And by "see", I meant experienced. Now, I know experiences can be subjective...but it is what I personally feel is true. You may have a different opinion.
"Getting offended is something privileged people do".
Reaffirming what I've said for years; great comics are really modern philosophers.
I'm sure the history books will remember their names
Lol
I agree with both comments and am therefore torn
Humour is the best weapon against tyranny. You laugh because is true. And once the truth is out there, the king is naked.
@@luciomarquesbemquerer5819 the emperors new clothes is a brilliant story and perhaps a cautionary tale about not believing everything sycophants tell you.
"Getting offended is what privileged people do"
Ducking legend.
Quack
I'm offended that you said duck because not all ducks are legends you moron. Stop stereotyping ducks
@@TheFootyChannel-TFC are you human-splaning? Dont you know that ducks can quack for themselves? What does that say about your human privilege, that you can speak out on duck issues, but you can’t understand their quacks. You are taking the voice away from duck voices, you fucking duckist. It’s 2021 and we still have to discuss why duckism is wrong. See what happens with human privilege? Sad. #checkyourprivilege
I second that #ducklivesmatter
except the people crying about woke culture get offended when people say they have privilege lol
The best ever line “it’s not to expand my audience, my audience is expanding as we speak right now”🤣🤣🤣
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" "American's can get offended on other people's behalf". This young man is brilliant!! (and funny as heck)
he's actually 41
Young man lol he's well over 40
Can't decide if I want to laugh or clap because of those lines.
I remember when I casually talked about my mom dying and other people in my grade cried and I got extremely offended because these people were okay with me getting bullied when I admitted my mom died.
Its like...wtf is wrong with these people!?
They're all sick and demented and it fucke duplicate how I look at the world.
@@GENOSANDIEGO
If you're racist and you know it
Clap your hands
"Getting offenended is something that privileged people do,
We just got privileged last week"
😂
saw this as he said it lmao
@@AYYEPIC lmao
What does that mean ? He got privileged last week means?
@@youarebest3591 India is in the middle of its economic boom. Its starting to inch close towards HIC status, steo by step, to the point some Indians are rich enough to have the time to be offended.
@@alzhanvoid hic status?
Love how you roast them and still manage to put a smile on their faces. This takes years of practice. 😊😊
A rare quality 🔥
@@pk.rohilla nahi degi bhai😂
@@dhirajgawande007 exactly what i thought
@@rrrlovebuddy we live in a world where people like u think they can get it from youtube comments. Doesnt harm to be motivated.
@@dhirajgawande007 we live in a world jaha koi kisi k Comment ko support krta h to tum jaiso ki ghatiya soch seedhe *degi* ya *Ni degi* yhi sochte ho.
“Getting offended is what privilege people do.”
SOOOOO TRRUUUUUE
Dark humour is like "dead child" it never gets old.
Or
Dark humor is like good food not everyone gets it
It's like slavery.... White people can't have enough of it.... Rest of the world is tryna understand the concept.
arnold stallone that’s dark 🤣
You are speaking the languages of god
@@theghostofuchiha1496 SHIT...
“Getting offended is something privileged people do” *I’m using this quote as life advice!!!*
I’m privileged and don’t get offended at even half of hat they do. It’s more of the upbringing they had lol. Bad parenting
@@TheRealNobodyButu not bad parenting but what kind of things u see on the internet...parents today atleast are decent....but when they become....man would it be difficult to talk!!
@@killermakd2015 but what haven’t I seen that would make me a irresponsible, spoiled, cursing, needy, brat? I’ve seen just about everything, it’s just how you view the world tbh. If you are taught to view the world a few certain ways then I bet you will turn out fine.
@@TheRealNobodyButu I think generation matters a lot. Today or this born after 80s still can be a bunch of whoops but generally speaking those before 70s knew what they were getting into and why shut happens or why not. It's not a myth how monarch functioned well for more than thousands of years and all it took was a small french revolution to kill it. My point being, every so called malpractice had a good reason and instead of trying to understand them today PPL go all out against without much logical arguments just morality. An experienced player knows one thing for sure. Morality's a bitch. Beg ur pardon.
Getting offended means you have a weak mentality and problem subconciously act as a victim
Why they all pronounce his name as "weird ass".
Because he is one.
@@rvk4b3 nee taata madda
Ankit Chauhan Because that's his production house's name!
I didn't hear it in that way but now I can't stop laughing 🤣
I was checking whether this in the comments or not🤪😁
Getting offended on other peoples behalf! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This guy is GOOD!
It's true too. That's why the laughter was sparse a few times.
his "offending" jokes are so brilliant because they snap ppl back to reality.
SNAP BACK TO REALITY *gun shot*
Oh there goes gravity.
@@Kumarrr9 ope there goes rabbit he choked
@@rohananil1266 fuck I forget which song this is😂
@@TheRealNobodyButu it's lose yourself by eminem
He's right, Made me chuckle but he's definitely correct.
That's the point of it 😂
He agrees w John Oliver, not the truth
Nobody ever says anything about the origin of Pakistan India gave them that country to get the Muslims out because they were trying to take over and erase the identity of the Indian people they don't want the coexist they want to take over look at Europe same thing is going on there Wake the hell up
He's wrong about the cages. Any "proof" shown was pictures that were taken under Obama. Well, he might be right now in Mar 2021. Biden brought the cages back which is why he for some reason banned the media from entering but thanks to fed up BP agents and Project Veritas releasing footage of massive over crowding. Children separated from "parents" on the floor with no pillow or mattress. Just a tinfoil blanket. So yes maybe he could be right. I should also mention all the children who are R'd by coyotes on way up who will end up in #ObamaBidenCages (#1 trending hashtag on Twitter)
@@dickfitswell3437 I'm a Democrat and I fucking hate the double standards from my own party. As soon as biden became president everyone stopped caring that kids were being put in cages
“I’m not trying to expand my audience, I’m Indian, my audience is already expanding.”
Oh shit. This guy is going to become a classic.
can u explain that line? sorry didn’t quite understand that
@@PRINCE-db3sw Indians are one of the fastest growing populations and cultures on earth
Haha I destroyed nice!69
@@PRINCE-db3sw Because of the population,your speech can appeal to thousands.Look at UA-cam recommendations,just putting India in the title gets it put on the recommended of millions of Indians.
@@thelogician3845 yep....
He’s funny from time to time, but he’s waaaaay more interesting than funny. I couldn’t stop listening.
As an indian we make fun of literally every single person and culture on earth, and we get made fun of too. We don't get "offended" easily, we just laugh it off. So when i'm in america and someone is "offended" its a very new concept XD
Edit: Since a lot of you in the replies are smartasses let me make this clear, i meant this comment as a person growing in a nice community not surrounded by snowflakes not even in a large city but a nice town. Which is most of india. Yes we have snowflakes too, but the greater population of india doesn't represent them, i doubt if you called your friend the n word or BC MC or something he would get "offended" he would rather call you n word back or Behenchod or some thing like that. That's what i meant.
It's kinda funny when people get offended by jokes, my entire family is super soft and it's fun to mess with them, they definitely hate me 😂
Lmaoo same, when I got introduced to this snowflake stuff I was so confused
Dude..indians get offended all the time...for misspelling a god, not calling a king Chatrapati, for jokes on religion, Minister, language, for every single thing..I am not sure whether you paid attention when in India
@@1100241540 Oh i know they do. But thats a subset of a subset. And mostly highly religious people.
@@1100241540 Yeah, that's def true, but I think everyone here meant in terms of racist jokes about skin color etc.
“Getting offended is something privileged people do” - the most truthful statement I’ve heard in a very long time.
i didnt understand this
can u explain
@@Subhrajyoti Woke people are getting worked up about stuff they aren’t involved in
@@ALJ9000 ohjj
@@Subhrajyoti When you are so privilaged and your life is so easy, you need to find something that you can rebel against. And since there is not much rational things that you can fight against, you will find something absurd so you can get offended.
People who went through some real hardship have usually some detached view over life and will not be offended over some trivial things
but blacks are not privileged so why they get mad
"American can get offended for other people's behalf" He's telling truth bro.
A lot of that in Canada too 😂
@@earlnoli Thanks to the social media, they are infecting people all around the globe.
The west in general 😭 but especially in America
I dunno man! The world is a butt hurt place! Try explaining to Indians that what we did to Japan we could do to them, and see if they arent offended! I havent had ONE laugh at that joke yet!
@@dellgary7539 it's just the western English speaking countries tbh
Goog job sir. A true comedian can joke about both sides of a debate topic with respect and dignity. You did that well. Thank you.
"All the local Indians that you see here? I'm the reason they left"
😂😂😂
Please explain the joke :/
@@raaayyyaaaan I think people who were offended of his jokes left India and settled in Canada. Something along those lines
@@tantiwahopak101 Yep.
Since people with opposing political views clash a lot and get offended quite easily.
Plus Vir flaunts his political ideology a lot which offends the other side.
That's it.
Nope. Russell Peters is the reason they left.
@@swastikray2377 What's his political ideology ?? Iam watching him for the first time .
-Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
-I'm woke
"Woke who?"
-I'm offended on behalf of you.
Hahahahah
*on your behalf
@@classless3376 you didn't get the meme did you?
@@muzmemon i know i know your trying to rhyme
@@classless3376 shouldn't have corrected it then
I'm so offended for all the Americans imma take this day off
if you took a day off for each American offended by this video you would never work again
Can you imagine calling work to say you're taking sick leave because you got offended on someone else's behalf? lol
Year off*
I’m American and this actually applies to way too many people here. Truth hurts😂
Priviledged American here as well and I actually laughed my ass off at this :D
i havent laughed that hard in a long time. "very similar but with different life expectancies" i fuckin DIED lmao
*"If you are racist and you know it clap your hands"*
@@firenationnn9397 hahahahhaahah you know XD
@@firenationnn9397 I am always down for a sub ;)
What the fuck?
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
standing ovation. I'm a proud racist! 😜
My audience is expanding as we speak 🤣🤣
Thts India for you my bro
My audience is expanding as we speak
You're already more successful than your cousin, Lily
"Getting offended is what privileged people do!" - that, right there, is the best description of this "I'm offended" fad that I've ever heard!
In other words "Shut the fk up! You're not 'offended', you just have too much time on your hands to be minorly inconvenienced and have a nervous breakdown because your life is so easy that mere words hurt your feelings!"
there are rare times in my life when i loved the improvisations of the jokes of the video in its own comment section, good one bruh!!
Nice 👍
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Yup. Imagine how fucking miserable your life must be. They're all a bunch of fucking pussies that have never been through hardships so they create problems to complain about
@@Satanas69420 Was that a weak attempt at creating something that's supposed to resemble irony?
That "knock Knock" joke is woke culture in a nutshell. All of his jokes on woke culture are really funny and accurate.
explain the joke?
After I stopped laughing at that joke I shouted “yes I need to hear your voice so that way I know whether or not I need to put on my pants”
I do not know when India is going to give you the absolute amount of respect you deserve. Like forget about Shashi Tharoor, THIS MAN represents India man!!
We wait till west approves of him.
Nah India represents India
Shashi Tharoor represented India in the UNITED NATIONS for 29 years. He served as the under secretary for 2 terms. Vir Das is great but this is an invalid comparison.
He represents India? I agree he is a good comedian, but saying that he represents India is setting the bar pretty low for India!
Shit I actually "offended" people...cute :3 XD
"Getting offended is something privileged people do."
U.S. Liberals don't know whether to laugh or to be offended. XD
Probably offended.
@@johnray5568 yeah, I doubt liberals know how to laugh
First they'll laugh...then they'll go home, then it'll hit them while having a shower, & then they'll get offended
NPC has been hit with confusion. Very effective.
@@anantsharma6365 oMg HatE SpeECh REee
No wonder this guy is doing world tour while other comedians are doing Sex jokes at canvas laugh club
Height of generalisation lol..
This guy is spitting some faxxx aaa?
@@chenweihua848
Yaa espittinn summ faccss
True dat...lol
He has a decent manager nothing else
I like this guy. Doesn't pull back any punches
‘“You know, all the local Indians you meet over here? I’m the reason they left.”
had me laughing for a good 15 seconds.
Could you please explain that joke
@@girlinthewoods2059 he says jokingly that he is so awful that people left India just so they don't have to live in the same country as he.
@@Ola-cb1xt Yes and there is damn good reason for them to get offended after the derogatory (to say the least) speech about his own country he made to please audiences in the West.
@@Srimanth438 Just look at how many Indians are leaving India and acquiring foreign citizenship. His humour represents the uncomfortable reality, whether you like to admit it or not.
@@Progamermove_2003 ua-cam.com/video/fUx1fRIp_HQ/v-deo.html.
A comedian that doesn’t say orange man bad? I like it.
Lol! Kind of refreshing, isn't it?
watch his other stand ups and maybe you'll change your mind
what's a trump supporter doing here lol go back to your cult
@@mikei6605 just cause we are sick of everyone’s jokes being about the president of a country that’s not even ours doesn’t mean we are trump supporters
@@mikei6605 I would call you out for being in the Biden cult, but Biden probably forgot he's the cult leader.
As an American I do not get offended. You sir are awesome. Funny as shit. And speaking the truth. You got some talent. Keep it up. Sincerely a new subscriber
Fantastic humour!! We need this!!
Now THESE are the jokes my dark/dirty-humor loving-ass wants to hear lmao
It's not even dark it's just White Roasts
Bright jokes
Idk what you mean by dark and dirty humors but lol
This is the opposite of offensive jokes
trans.
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I love how he offends both Conservatives and Liberals.
Edit: And if the video didn’t, this comment did
conservatives dont get offended tho
He lumps them together when he generalizes Americans but he's more accurately describing the liberal segment of the country.
That is what humour is. Making someone laugh at their own embarrassment or offence no matter who they are. It is also why woke ness is killing indiginous cultures.
@@joshthsu that’s what I’m saying..I don’t get offended, nothing he said was offensive, obviously..I just get annoyed when some people continuously call conservatives racist and privileged and misogynists or homophobic because some people take that at face value and it’s very divisive
I love it! It's about time we all started take fun of our political BS. America deserves to be roasted after the shitstorm that was 2020.
"Getting offended is something privileged people do"
Everyone in America needs to hear that. Read it and then re-read it.
as an American I wholeheartedly agree lmao
What if you're black in a school filled of 16 year old white people being called slurs?
@@malaklranal1681 this isn't the movies dumbass
Not all americans suckle off that privilege teet my friend.
We aren't all pathetic whiny little spoiled brats out here.
Hes really funny. That knock-knock joke at the end got me lol
"getting offended is something privileged people do." This dude gets it!
So is telling shitty jokes.
@@porflepopnecker4376lmao
@@porflepopnecker4376 You're the one he's talking about xD
yeah real original and so are you equally original
@@porflepopnecker4376 you have a failed UA-cam channel 😂
A true comedian is one who challenges society and uses humor to convey humanity's flaws. A lot of comedians right now are just shills who pander to brain-dead ideologies.
Luckily, we have people like Vir Das who keep the spirit of humor alive.
Lol.. what? This dude is going exactly what you claim other comedians are doing. Dude is a snore fest.
@@bigjosh9364 lol did you get offended by him?
@@NickPCage No just sleepy.
@@bigjosh9364 then why the hell are you here then ?
@@tanyayadav7899 Do you even know how youtube works? It was in my suggested vids and I checked him out.
He didn't change his accent
I repeat HE DIDN'T CHANGE HIS ACCENT!
PROUD
And he spoke English
@@MrJfrederici because he is in Canada not in China
Too bad tho... Worst accent worldwide
Why would he change his accent? He's just visiting.
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Loved it... I wish the WOKE, would simply WOKE OFF!
Some of these jokes are gold & it’s like the audience didn’t realize it. I’m privileged enough to be offended for him. 😂😂😂😂😂
Jokes about Obama's Cages for Mexican kids never get old!
But an orange turd took it seriously 😂😂
@llkidd they don't even know where the parents of these kids as they were brought in by Coyotes Etc.... For the dumb liberals that don't know what a coyote is it's not an animal you morons
@@bebebrez-kal9136 there are other options then putting them in cages 🤦🏾♂️
FR it does not!
No cages? That's bc America is the shark and Canada is the pilot fish that has NOTHING to worry about.
“Being offended is what privilege people do” - I will use that.
Heading to Twitter as we speak.
Same
you and everybody else
Lol. Welcome home. I'm just visiting.
That's what they all say. 🤣🤣 good stuff man
Man I watched this to get offended but at the end I laughed and got woked
Animesh Sharma lb
woken*
@divyanshu pandey indeed
"Woke means to realize, prioritize and speak up!"
"That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally like what?" Probably the BEST description of WOKE people I've EVER heard
I don’t think anyone could top that 😂
"Woke means to realize.....to recognize, to organize and to vocalize"
"That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally, alright!" That's what he said. Just a very reliable transcriptionist here :)
That’s not a joke that’s a fact
thats not woke is in the usa tho it mean shove your crap idea onto other and call them names if they disagree
@Nin same
"Getting offended is something privileged people do."
This is absolutely true.
but even loser poor people get offended
Dude wrote a successful “woke joke” that didn’t fall flat. Nice.
He made A LOT of people in the audience uncomfortable. That's a good indication that he has a very relevant message.
I don’t think it was uncomfortable the audience is Canadian they just didn’t get it.🤣🤣 Canadians aren’t too bright eh.
"We just got privilege last week." Got me dying lol
I found out, Indian comedians with their nice accent are the best comedians!Thanks for great work!
Yulianna ....their accent is hideous and no, they're not the best comedians, now go back and try to leave an actual intelligent comment...
What's in an accent? Its just a way of speaking.
@@branon6565 lmfao oFfeNdEd ?
@@branon6565 Oh my that's a lot of hate...
@@branon6565 .
In order to be successful, a joke needs to:
1) Be simple enough to grasp and understand
2) Take something that seems usual and present it from a different, unusual angle
3) Be rooted in truth
And this man right here nails it all perfectly.
"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Is that a personal attack or something?"
Love the fact that he doesn’t need to hide his Indian accent. So done with people imitating the “west” .
Who said humour can not make sense? This is indeed one of them . Love your work ✨♥️
He imitated an American accent just to make himself sound like a stupid SJW lol
He's putting on the Indian accent. The reason his American accent is he's a fluent English speaker.
@@Gormezzz fluency in a language , isn't the type of accent one adopts, brave sir, fluency is how you articulate the words you speak in the particular languange. By your definition American's don't speak fluent english because they don't sound like the English.
@@dwlonewolf2273 thanks man, I've been stewing over this for an entire month. I've barely slept.
@@arjunarun3033 and it was spot on lol , totally sounded like those 15 year old white girls lmao
Indianisation of Alexander the great -Alakshendra
Americanisation of Vir Das - WeirDass
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He owns a production company with that name
@@theyogiicwoah what a surreal coincidence 😂😂
It's Sikander btw
@@shreyashoswal4676 chanakya used to call him alakshyendra... Word sikander came to be in Medieval India...
I was pleasantly surprised how good this was. lol
This guy is a legend; bringing people back into reality, one joke at a time.
not
@august smith Someone’s mad
Here’s me practicing my freedom: go out into space without any protective gear and see what happens to you dumbass.
@@augustsmith9553 you a Woketard. We can tell.
Hes far from being awake,, he's also in the ZZZZNATION😅
The dislikes are from the people who had to take a day off after watching this video😢
😂
😂🤣😅👍
F's in the chat for them 😔
For someone else *
🤣🤣
Omgeeee this is GOLD. I pray he doesn’t get cancelled 😂
Lol he has had to take down his tweet and apologise recently... Chickened out to the woke brigade
He just released a video on 'cancel culture' like 8 hours ago. Good profound comedy by Vir Das.
Oh god forbid someone should leave a mean comment on his tweet. Realistically, what are the horrible and life ruining implications of a cancellation? It’s someone being mad at you on Twitter. Cry about it I guess but it’s not actually hurting you.
@@Aspensauce64 But it is, lots of people get cancelled for the color of nail polish their wearing or something stupid like that. They get canceled and then EVERYONE hates them and that affects their mental health and who knows what other parts of their life.
@Jake McLaughlin 🗿.....
Absolute comedy, thank you Vir Das
👆That's my Dad!
He deserved a better audience, dear Canada, why why
What are you talking a boot
are you gonna take a day off?
its like why do we even let them be a country anymore
@@anantraj677 ~Barney Stinson
yeah, it's the audience's fault, that's it
if america is the pakistan of west
then mexico should be called bangladesh.
i think Canadians are too nice to be Pakistanis!
[Laughs in immigrants]
Kadak likha he bro
Puta Madre
Nah, that’d be Greenland. LOL. Mexico would be Sri Lanka.
the dislikes are people who got offended on other's behalf
FACTS
This guy is the funniest Indian comedian I've ever seen, great work man can't wait for more.
"That decribes everything from a book club to a nazi rally"
this had me laughing way to much lol
*"Getting offended is something privileged people do."*
That line floored me because that was a real realization of self... So true.
NICE!!!;)
as an american, we need to get this man signed and approved for his own special. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he already has 4 on Netflix
Emmy award nomination this year
naw we don't
America is a continent, not a country ..
Yeah plz take him give us Andrew Schultz🙌🙌
The knock-knock joke at the end was golden 😂
I can hear brain cells exploding as woke individuals try to work out how to call you racist. I love your humour,it is real comedy that made me laugh out loud,and instantly subscribe to your channel.
_Funny thing is that you don't need to be white to be racist. But 99.9% of wokefolk are too stupid to even consider that point, lmao_
Me too. I love leftie dilemmas. 😈
@yitzhak shekkelsteingoldmanberg I'm not alt-right. I just hate hypocrisy.
This guy antiwhite as hell. The only joke here is that he endlessly shits on white people, and white people are so burdened by fear and white guilt, that we think we are required to believe that his antiwhite hatred is actually humor.
@@jena.alexia Funny how not being asleep and letting white priviledge folk not get away with racism is woke. I you speak about racism your easily offended or a victim. Its gaslighting and ba!
Hey
Find out who did he murdered this tym.
Jimmy se puch
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂
Jimmy The Maker se puch bhai.
Your Grammar, apparently!
Jesus Christ the first thing this madman does is insult his own crowd, I fucking love it. Even better that the people were mature enough to laugh at it. I'd give my Mid-European Seal of Approval ^^
Couldn't even crack a smile, glad I watched at 2X speed.
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" sounds pretty legit to me
This man is a legend. From the timing of the jokes to the cadence of his speech.
“What you went through is so stressful, im taking the day off.”
I lost my shit at that. Yet, I somehow don’t lose my shit at my generation’s very fucking bizarre humor.
🤣🤣🤣 This was good. I think what some people in these comments forget, is people have different senses of humor.
I grew up with german parents, and spent half of my childhood in Germany. Then i came to America, and over time i gradually got sucked into the woke mob, it was only until a few months ago that i realized that holy shit, i’ve spent wayyyy too much time here. Going back home as soon as i graduate lol
@@dappidy3763 i dont get that 1 he is just bloody funny and may he keep being
wir schaffen das, merkel. i don't know, but germany is woke as fuck too. but it's worse in the netherlands.
Bye bye! Dont let the door hit ya.
@@mikebeasley553 If the door has the audacity to hit me it will break 😂
GOOD FOR U!!!;)
I think Hasmukh killed some American gangster this time.
He's on fire.🔥
"Getting offended is something privileged people do"
Well he's not wrong. I live in a third world country and we have more problems to deal with, a lot of people even struggle to eat 3 times a day. So yeah.. it's really hard for us to understand why Americans get offended on such trivial things.
Canadians get more offended.
@The Sight of Sound Yeah sorry if I generalized Americans but seeing as how a lot of these issues are wildly promoted in your media, it gives an impression majority if you guys agree or, to the very least, allow it.
@@richsalazme
Man, it is the majority of America (I live here). I will never understand how people have the energy to spend hours online hating on some of the most basic stuff I've ever seen. The internet gave us all a free way to express ourselves without repercussions in real life, unless you're the person being canceled lol.
@@richsalazme Social media is a cancer, and unfortunately cancel culture is wielded as a weapon by the woke crowd. People who dare to speak a different opinion than sjws find themselves getting canceled or falsely accused of being an "-ist, -phob, or -ism," of getting lies spread about them that can affect their day to day life and mental health. Doxxing, losing a job, and extreme cyber bullying are real fears because they aren't exactly a reasonable or rational bunch. All the proven facts in the world can't change their misguided conclusions, despite them providing clear evidence to the contrary.
shut up
Oh, I LOVE him! More, please!🤣❤
Vir Das is like Godfather of comedy
He can roast you hard in the guts and still make you chuckle in happiness
His english is waaaaaay damn sophisticated but still touches to each audience member
His jokes are really unique that shows how much research and observations he put into, to not sound like any other comedians sketches
It’s the twinkle in his eyes. He can say anything and those twinkling eyes makes the worst medicine taste like sweet, sweet nectar. Love this guy.
@@shubhampatley4099 why??
@@shubhampatley4099 sasti harkato ka aur bhasha ka theka apne lerakha hai janab.. To aap hi aswaad lijiye uska
Lol.. Boi.. U haven't heard of hasan minhaj..
@@walterkovacs6117 what makes you think they've not heard of him? Hasan and Vir are both talented in their own ways.
“You guys know India? That’ where all the Canadians come from.” That killed me XD
I just randomly came across this guy & he's quickly becoming my favorite comedian
Vir Das in 2020: Making fun of wokes
Vir Das in 2021: Became a woke
Sad
We become what we hate
"getting offended is something privileged people do"
Holy shit that's so accurate
That was very offensive
“I’m gonna get offended for you. What you went through was just *sighs* so stressful. I’m gonna need to take the day off..” 😂💀👌🏼
I love the lines “getting offended is what privileged people do” and “I’m offended on your behalf” This guy is great. 😀👍👍👍
ccuunntt
I'm sure most people get offended, but the most important thing is how do you act on it if at all.
Perfect example of the white liberal
Love it, unintended trolling with great execution. I hope you go far Das, you are a funny man ;) Been a while since I have heard someone with the balls to make jokes like that.