Skyrim being Skyrim for 16 minutes and 24 seconds straight
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2022
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Perfection
You're perfection. This is what happened to me when I region-lock myself... in the entirety of Skyrim.
**Said Magneto calmly**
"It just works." - Todd Howard
😆👍
Birds of a feather flock to feces. Or something like that.
Isran saying that "sleep is for week" and then going to sleep is pretty based, ngl. He knows his flaws and weaknesses, and admits them with all honesty.
Isran is based af fr fr
very based indeed
he only gets 4 hours. That's how many you need to be combat-ready
based comment
True character developement
Dragonborn: "FUS--"
Guard: "I need to ask you to STOP."
Dragonborn: *swallows the rest of the shout*
Dragonborn: *tries to shout*
Guard: *starts speaking*
Dragonborn: "Oh, uhh sorry, you finish first"
Dragonborn: understandable have a nice day
Could the Dragonborn fart out a shout? Whirlwind sprint being a fart.
@@elizabethtrudgill3567 dear god
@@elizabethtrudgill3567 Now we need that modded in the game
A random NPC: What are you looking at, milk-drinker?
*Quicksaving...*
Peace was never an option.
you don't even need to quicksave, if you instigate a fight its completely legal
It's treason then
I love drinking milk. 💪
You quick save? It’s more a crime since they attack you first and I like to send them to the soul cairn and put their gem’s enchantment in a worthless item with a bad enchantment
The funny thing is I have hundreds of hours in Skyrim. I knew EXACTLY what to expect from this and still enjoyed every minute of it.
I'm happy you did!
i havent finished skyrim and nregret it to this day. it looks so fun but i jst dont have the time tbh
Same
lmao yo for real . I saw there title and chuckled knowing what was coming..I wasn't disappointed..
i have over 800 hours in skyrim and still havent beat the main quest once
i still cant decide if the ridiculous facial expressions of oblivion or if the complete lack of expressions in skyrim are more uncanny.
Yes
"Por que no los dos?"
-little girl in an ad
@@lumethecrow2632 I remember that one
The stiffness of skyrim is so funny. The expressions barely change and everyone just stands rigidly upright during conversation. The cutscene with Grimvar and the elf at 2:21 is always so funny to me because of that.
What the hell??? It's a fake Voldemort!
*dovahkiin running thru falkreath*
"Leave me alone! I dunno nothin about your damn dog!"
*guard following him maniacally*
ThE DOg, dRagOnBoRn, wHErE Is iT?!"
It's a scary place...
Ngl this is one of the best comments I've seen on UA-cam
‘Did you see a Dog out there?’
Falkreath population siting on the side line watching the show passing out food and drink
to this day I still name every dog/dog-like companion in games as Barbas
The quicksaving after someone disrespects you hit home for me 🤣
It's a part of the gamer experience!
the quicksave is always the best
Who wouldn't send a child to the shadow realm?
Sithis approves
Could use the dismay shout lol
I'm glad to see the loading screen child scares you just as much as he does me.
The children faces are really creepy when you really take a look.
@@ThatsCoolDude they crushed adult faces on a tiny head
Skyrim children are scary clones, yes... but at least the Unofficial Patches give that loading screen one actual _hair._
I like to pretend that all Skyrim children are secretly Daedra and that's why they look so creepy. lol
@@pathogenofdecay That would explain why Braith is as insufferable as Malacath's breath
My favorite thing about Skyrim is that there's just one guy who delivers mail for not just the entire country of Skyrim, but Morrowind too. Either that, or every person is designated their own personal mail delivery guy and that one courier is yours.
Poor man thought it was an honor to be the Dragonborn's personal courier...until he found out that the Dragonborn runs everywhere and doesn't need sleep 😅
Isn't the appearance of the courier randomised? I swear he was an elf once.
Same courier that survived an arrow in the head and being buried in a shallow grave...
@@peterlarkin762fallout reference?
*I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver.*
Some may call this junk. Me? I call them treasures.
tre-szzuuurrees
“Remember, I’ll give you the best deals or die trying.”
Quick saving
his voice rang so clearly in my head
@@robbutterill1426 THIS!!
E V E R Y T H I N G ' S
F O R S A L E
M Y F R I E N D !!!!!
That’s gonna be my alarm, the Nirnroot sound
That will wake you up for sure!
I think "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON" whold be a better one
@@josoares564 when I turn off the nirnroot alarm my phone then says that, the perfect alarm
@@josoares564 I hate that bitch
@meh . looks like we got ourselves a hero
you know you’ve played this game a LOT when you can quote all of this with perfect timing
And also with perfect voice intonation...
I dream the lines from this game lol
I can quote the entire beginning sequence...plus Meridia's monologue...
@@lizzieandmocha1131 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
@@OrigamiAhsoka LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE...A DARKNESS THAT YOU WILL DESTROY! RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH, AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY CLEANSING LIGHT.
"I work with my Mother, to sell fruits and Vegetables. It's fun most days... but hard work."
Ahhh cool!
*hears it again for the 500th time*
🙁
H.A.S.T.E: *”Allow me to introduce myself.”*
You’re mean! I hate you! I hate you forever and ever!
“Did you know there are some fruits that actually grow better in the cold weather?”
“Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you.”
“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.”
Not sure if it's common for anyone else, but I see mammoths in the distance get dropped out of the sky, and sometimes floated back up and dropped again for good measure lol.
Pretty common, the game seems to spawn them weirdly and instead of being in the radius of the player on the ground... they fall from the sky and die...
My theory is that some dragon is messing around with them
limit you framerate and it will stop happening, in skyrim some physics are tied to the framerate. this may not resolve this 100% but will reduce it.
@@gabrielandy9272 Or, just be happy for the free tusks
@@username4735 o can't feel happy for something I know it's not intended I would feel like a cheater specially since i can fix by limiting framerate atleast reducing it alot
Torture Victim: "You'll never find my cache!"
Also Torture Victim: *Gives you precise directions how to get it.*
LMFAO 😂
Me whenever I see a wandering merc with ebony gear: "That thing you have there, that 'armor...' hand it over."
Whenever I see them I know I'll choose violence...
for my Lydia’s painting
"Sleep is for the weak." *Goes straight to bed* LOL!
That's it. That's the Skyrim experience.
All that's missing is flying mammoths, the PC being constantly overencumbered, and followers blocking the door.
Flying mammoths are a national treasure.
I got 200 pounds of food on me, not to mention all my equipment and the goods I can't sell bc the vendors have no money, the steed stone is practically necessary!
bro that one quest where u need to find the little girl and deliver her to the temple of dibella is so funny cause every dead body she passes, she runs towards it and yells "ah! a dead body" and continues on her way. every. single. time. and its so funny
@Oreo Cookie it’s called the heart of dibella. you gotta like sneak into the back room in the temple of dibella in markath and like listen in on what they’re saying
@Oreo Cookie damn son whatd you do kill the jarl and all his guards
@Oreo Cookie You fucking blue devil legendary wild rebel
On the way out of the Forsworn fort where she had been held, she told me to stop trashing the place when I accidentally tripped over something.
Ahhh the Skyrim Space Program. To Sovngarde and beyond!
The best and fastest way to get to Mars!
Not gonna lie, I have this theory that all of the immortal planes like the Planes of Oblivion or Aetherius or Sovngarde are actual planets in whichever solar system that Nirn is in.
Well, the stars are doorways to Aetherius in the lore so, not that far off.
You’re not a true Skyrim player if you didn’t enjoy every second of this video
I have played Skyrim so much I can no longer stand it, but this is all still funny.
When Belethor said "If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second", I felt that
so he has already...
I have three, it's tempting sometimes.
@@katarinahall5204 better alternative - hook up with her
@@itdobelikedattho8112 how did you not hear the banjos with that comment?
@@katarinahall5204 I don't know what you talking about
Braith: What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you
Also Braith: Runs away
"There's nobody I won't fight."
*Runs away when you attack her.*
Every time I think "nah, I think I'm good I'm not in the mood for Skyrim" I see something like this that immediately reminds me of my love for the game and I think about playing it again 😂
Give it a go again!
same bro
One I'll never forget is being in the middle of fighting a dragon and someone runs up saying they've been attacked by a vampire. I'm just standing there yelling 'DRAGON. I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE' at my computer.
Are you even playing Skyrim of you haven't had something like that?
Dragon attacks while I’m talking to the guard at the Riften front gate.
EVERY SINGLE TIME
Dude if someone is killed in Whiterun and one of the kids walks by they will say “oh look! A dead body!” In an enthusiastic voice, its funny. 😜
Also Vignar, if you walk away from him in mid sentence he will mumble “i was done talkin anwyay” lol
Yeah...these invincible kids really don't take death that seriously....
I hear one of the kids yell out about a dead body, i just think to skyrim gamer poop.
"Ah! Dead Body!"
"Ah! Look! Someone's ****ing that dead body!"
Vignar's so sassy. Love that guy. 😂
It is such a nod to the movies "Stand By Me" and "Boyz 'n the Hood". 😵
Ahen the cultists came through town there were dead bodies and the children were leaning over them and checking them out. The kids scare the living daylights out of me.
This video makes me want to start a new game, get 20 minutes in, stop because I got bored, but then do it all again 3 hours later.
Happy you like it! I have it like that sometimes too...
The glitches in Skyrim are truly a thing of beauty. I imagine they're unintentional, but the accidental hilarity of them is just beyond anything in any other game I've played.
No, Skyrim doesn't hold a candle to Oblivion for that. And now Pokémon Skarlet/Violet may be the new king.
*“No adventures, no theatrics, no thief-chasing! we are DONE talk- oh there’s a customer. Well I don’t know what you overheard but the Riverwood Trader is still open, feel free to shop”*
It’s the mildly exasperated “burn it - burn the vampire” for me. 😂
This one time when I killed a dragon, it did the most dramatic, buggy death animation. I used a bow to kill it as it swooped down, then it suddenly rose up in the sky, did a backflip and got far away, strafed sideways toward a cliff, then dove straight down, then skidded like 200 feet across the ground towards me, finally came to rest and began dissolving.
I was just like "W U T".
I like that skeletons come out as if they're the most menacing thing but they just get bullied
I consider this a love letter to Skyrim. I smiled endearingly at every minute
1:48 "someone's going to get hurt, all right." *dies*
Ironic...
Merc:
*Threatens you*
*Dies*
*Refuses to elaborate*
“avoid sleeping, sleep is for the weak”
*gets into bed and sleeps*
😂
3:51 it’s like a dagger in my heart every time😭
that guard following to ask about the dog killed me lol
He can't help himself...
I ran from a giant to a bandit camp. One of the bandits learned of the space program. I about died laughing ! 😂
8:57 **fuckin murders Helvard in broad daylight**
Sigurd: *Damn, can't find my glasses... legally blind out here.*
Nenya: _yooo wassup man_
They had no choice but to pretend to not see anything, I'm a murderous vampire after all...
I can't wait for Es6 so that we can have new elder scrolls memes
Those jokes will never end!
The only thing that saddens me is that we’re already at almost 11 years since Skyrim came out, and probably another 4-5 years away from TES6.
@@vitalykoltsov9956 hey at least we have the new space one next year.
@@burningbronze7555Turns out it's oblivion in space 🤣
That exasperated, "You go make the draugr dead again." and that "Ralis is starting to scare me." Oh my god. 😆
5:19 Is the best comedic moment...
....fuuuUUUs-
*i need to ask you to stop*
The courier, delivering your game to you one frame at a time....
🤣
Yeah, not frames per second, but seconds per frame!
Son: Dad! I'm hungry! Can I go to the shop for some food?
Dad: But we have food at home!
Food at home: 9:45
Can't have it raw though...
Am I the only one who takes the dead bodies and tries shoving them all into the fire place? 😅
0:58 Carlotta is Polnareff’s reincarnation confirmed.
the entire scene with killing Helvard and literally no one else noticing is the greatest. the jarl was basically like "nope..didn't see that at all".
I love how the Jarl and Nenya give no shits that you killed that guy. XD
This is great as always! Thank you for the laughs, fellow assassin vampire who enjoys throwing fireballs!
Happy you like it! They're so used to dead people in Falkreath that 1 more on the list isn't something important I guess...
@@ThatsCoolDude At least you gave him a proper cremation...
I still feel sorry for the poor guy who gave me a magic item and told me not to tell anyone. While doing it a skeever attacked and killed him.
Then some guy asked me if I saw a guy run past here. No option to point to the guy dead at my feet.
2:17
nothing was cooler to me at the time than to hear the dragon's speaking! So Cool 😎
Paarthurnax is badass
Good old party snacks
One time I was literally just walking out of my house in Solitude and it said “dragon soul absorbed” on my screen and I went and searched around and there was literally just a dragon skeleton sitting in solitude
Just your average skyrim day
Maybe for once someone else than you (the player) actually contributed to the dragon menace... it feels like all NPCs just sit around or die...
Fr tho
It’s nice they were actually useful 😂
I was exiting the door to the roof of the arch mages courters and before the game fully loads me into the world the fight music starts and when i load in a dragon starts attacking me, i turned it into a pile of ash and it took 30-45 seconds for the soul to register to be consumed.
I am mildly disappointed that you didn't showcase loading out of Whiterun and having a dragon corpse dropped on your head, lol.
Also:
Oblivion NPC sees a corpse: freaks out
Skyrim NPC: zero sh*ts given
I am sorry :(
Corpses are just everyday life in Skyrim i guess!
@@ThatsCoolDude Too true, and flying horses as well. Can't walk ten feet without seeing one or the other.
Don’t forget leaving a loading zone and horses and mammoths spawning midair in the distance, falling down and dying.
“Ah! Dead body!”
“Oh… what happened :(“
The best part of the video is knowing you have played skyrim A LOT. And understanding all these little details
Sometime ago, I was fighting a dragon outside of Windhelm, and then the Courier swoops in and hands me the “We Know” letter while some guards are dying in the background
Funny note on that guard one, I've started checking where I've shot them at after a take down and have noticed a good amount to be almost all knee shots. Worked just as well as a head shot surprisingly.💀👌
Yeah, TES doesn't have different hit zones like Fallout. For some reason. So the head takes just as much damaged as the little toe
Good shit, good shit
No...yo-
"Working at the riften fishery is tough, but it puts some coin in my pocket"
“I’ve been looking for you, got something I’m supposed to deliver, your hands only.”
*“Skjor says I have the strength of Ysgramor and my brother has his smarts.”*
This is such a wonderful time capsule of Skyrim.
"Burn it ! Burn the vampire !"
All this in a calm, peaceful voice.
from now on im playing this video for anyone who asks me about what a average skyrim playthrough is like
Awww :)
One of my favorite things to do in caves and dungeons is to use traps against enemies. Never fails to get a chuckle out of me.
Popping runes on the ground and then watching everyone explode will never not be funny!
No joke while I was doing bleak falls a dragur ran onto a pressure plate and got flinged 60 feet back into a wall and it was hilarious.
When I first played the game and got killed by a giant and torpedoed into the air, I laughed for like 2 days.
Me too XD hahaha
Leader Isran: keep your eyes open, avoid sleep if you can.
Also Isran: goes to sleep
*are you serious my brotha*
You're missing Viarmo of the Bards' College saying "You and me, we're the only people around who aren't complete fools." ..and then going to bed while holding a lit torch. How I wish I had been recording when that happened...
This was funnier than what I had expected. Good memories
Happy to hear!
11 years. 7000 hours across 6 releases and 4 platforms… this game is immortal. Not even the next scrolls game can stop it. Todd has truly created a monster
this got me in the mood to play skyrim again lol
nice!
It's like an ultimate nostalgia video
And that's great
Happy you like it!
Thank gods. I was worried you'd stab M'aiq at the end.
That would upset me.
He's pretty unfriendly in Skyrim, but still... I can't.
Do t worry Layla, M'aiq is fully unlikable without console commands.
When Nils says “I work for Belethor at the general goods store” right when he’s sweeping the floor there. Must be a special hire.
Everyone I'm whiterun starts sweating when they hear that quick save Ding
"Sleep is for the weak"
Also him: *sleeps right away*
Maybe he is weak...
Every Skyrim Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow into the knee.
It’s a prerequisite for the job.
1. Be a adventurer.
2. Get an arrow in the knee.
3. Retire from being an adventurer.
2:05 the good kush sound, right here.
12:52 "Death is highly overrated" LMAO
I will never understand the people who call this game bad, this game is honestly one of the most entertaining games I've ever played.
I connected with this in a emotional level
“Sleep is for the weak” *Casually lays down in a queen sized bed*
“Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you.”
Ahh yes, graphical glitches, the same dialog 1000 times and stupid things that only make sense in skyrim.
I did Meridia's questline yesterday for the first time in a long while, and since I was still pretty low level I was mostly conjuring things while sneaking. I can't figure out how it happened but at the end of the fight I walked over to the final pedestal to find Dawnbreaker on the floor, so I picked it up, activated the pedestal, and received a second Dawnbreaker. It's a shame the build I'm going for isn't dual wielding 😅😆.
I'm wondering where the "I got hit by the disarming shout now I have to spend an hour looking for my wepon" part is. Cause we've all been there.
It always upset me that you can't murder children in Skyrim.
Heh, I still remember the first time I quicksaved to try to attack a kid. I was a mage, so I used a spell. The kid not only stood there completely impervious to the flame, but also surprised me by running up to me all excited because I used magic, and asked to be made invisible. I found it humorous the first time, but I found myself withholding from casting around child NPCs before very long to avoid triggering that, lol. I believe that there are some mischievous mods that allow you to eliminate the younger NPCs, though -- most of the kids in the game are fine, but the Whiterun Jarl's kids are brats and they deserve a fireball to the face.
There is a mod for that, I am sure, I don't even have to look, I'm just sure someone has done it.
Upset? You hate all of them? Wtfru?
Idgaf how many times I've played this game. I still enjoyed this, every bit.
The quicksave on the beginning 😂😂😂
Isran: Sleep is for the weak.
*Proceeds to go to sleep
The player: Ah-😃
I remember sneaking up on a giant in the wilderness and a mammoth fell out of the sky and crushed him.
This was very well edited.
The best part I think was with thd guard high in Markarth.
FUZ...
'Immediatrely turns around and prolongs his existence for another minute. 😂
Happy you like it!
The NPC dialogue is so relaxing in a nostalgic way
It’s official, I am DOING another Skyrim binge over winter break
do it
Man, what an amazing experience was to play Skyrim for the first time. I still listen to the ambience soundtrack when I'm going to sleep.
The ragdoll down the moutain made me wheeze
Oh my gods the MUDCRAB IS ADORABLE.
Isran saying sleep is for the weak & then immediately going to sleep got me🤣
It's not perfect by a long shot, and yet it's still somehow more honest than most games that come out now.
You missed the best line by the dude ranting about Talos in Whiterun. "And what does the empire do?.....NOTHING!!". Great job on the video still. 👍
It’s crazy I came along this video cause I’ve been saving clips of skyrim doing weird things and was gonna make a series with the same title 😂
playing since the release date of skyrim I thank you for this video, very nostalgic and memory refreshing
Oh I have a save where I have a dead, non-skeletal dragon sticking halfway through the front wall of Whiterun, right by the bridge and blacksmith. I named him Kevin.