The Big Lockout | Black Books | Season 1 Episode 5 | Absolute Jokes
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Following a burglary Bernard buys a sophisticated alarm system which results in Manny getting locked inside the shop and Bernard stuck outside in the rain. Fran is no help as she took her phone off the hook to listen to the sexy man reading the shipping forecast.
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The moment where Manny is completely distracted by a figure in the locksmiths hair is one of my favorite moments of absurdity in the show.
its a Subbuteo Football player.
'cause that's actually very true to life. You constantly forget smth you've just been told about, and kinda awkward to ask to repeat this...
This was before Danny moved to Standford to work with his dad.
haha I'd dare to say television
Isn't the locksmith the guy off Shawn of the dead?
I love how tight all of the setups are for everything in the episode. Not just Bernard cutting the cord on his phone, but handing a guy all the money in his pocket to go away (setting up a further problem he has to deal with later).
I caught every other setup, but the fact that Bernard had no money because he handed it all over to this guy, somehow that escaped me. I guess because I wasn’t paying attention and assumed he took it from the till.
Bernards face as he hears that Manny ate his bees!😂😅😂
The fact that the burger restaurant guy is the same as the cinema guy was a nice touch.
I think it's the same actor playing the paper boy in Spaced.
@@kikivondugong1306 Yes, and he was also in Game of Thrones. A pretty big British actor.
Do you know who he played in Got? @@StudioMod
@@Barackrifle Ser Dontos, the king's fool... and the one who helped Sansa.
@@StudioMod thanks. It all game flooding back
“The glass is sound proof. They use it in zoos.” “Why do they use it in zoos?” “Well, otherwise the kids will be calling the lions pricks” XD lol
I've watched this episode 100 times, I've just noticed how funny that sentence is. Hahaha
I love the bit where Bernard gets a job for 45 minutes until the rain stops. It's hilarious!
This is quite honestly my favorite episode, which is saying something given the sheer gold of this series.
Bernard being taken out of his element and forced to interact with the outside world was solid gold, as were the surrounding B and C plots with Danny and Fran. Making it all better is how practically every element in the beginning of the episode fired off in a Chekov's firearm exhibition. God bless everyone involved.
Except Graham Lineham, cause fuck that guy
The locksmith shows how there are other points of entry in the house. But sells a security system that only covers one of them and demonstrates it. What a salesmen.
Which also makes the whole episode pointless: Bernard could have just gone around the back 🙈
You gotta love the sound of the trash can full of empty bottles at 11:15 ! It's always the little things !
Or the fact the cinema and Mamba burger employee are the same guy !
No wonder this show is amazing. It’s by the same writer as IT Crowd and Father Ted.
I read that the three main characters did a lot of creating the show through workshopping the generalized script.
he plays the customer when bernard is working at the burger place (graham linehan)
"I ate all your bees!" needs to be on a shirt
🤣😂
So true.
😂😂
Funniest ending to a tv show maybe ever
15 dollars just follow up on my website?
You can tell how out of date this episode is because Bernard is able to easily get an entry level job within a day.
It can still be that way.
@@Hawkeyes2017 in which country though?
@@gdcompany Any if your sexy OR have connections OR great at social skills and can lie your way into any low level job .
I have galloping gonads for instance.
One year later, and every employer is begging for employees. Haha!
@@Hawkeyes2017 Sir, this is the real world.
There are only two types of people on the world: those who get Black Books and those who don’t.
The whole "I'm coming, Fran!" completely flew over my head when I was kid; I still found it funny because of the wild noises. lol
Bernard is really a mess, but I must confess if i can have a bookstore like that i will live like a hermit like him, moderate drinking and smoking though, although i am not sure i can find loyal friends like Manny and Franz...
He's truly living the dream!
Yep. That's the dream for metropolitan despair.
Bernard is brilliant. One of the best comedic actors I've ever seen. Wonder why I've never seen him before.
He is a really good stand-up artist.
Check out his stand-up. He's brilliant.
Hey! It's that guy from Shaun of the Dead.
And that other guy from Shaun of the Dead.
And that other guy from Shaun of the Dead.
"Well the little man in my hair is getting very, very angry."
Another thing that tells you how old this is: a full fast food meal with a milkshake for only 4.99! 😆
"Well the little man in my hair is getting very, very, angry..." One of my favorite parts of the series XD
" Small, medium, goliath, or God?" Lol oh my.
Peter Serafinowicz has an amazing voice.
hang up the phone
"Well, to be honest, Jimmy... I don't think, that's any of your business". I could have that as a ringtone.
FRRRRRRRRAN!
Wasn't this guy darth maul
@@thomasalexanian927 he was( yes I'm late to the party, I know)
I remember back when netflix streaming was first popping off I watched this, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, Spaced, and Snuff Box for the first time for 5.99 a month. It was great.
Lol i love how the locksmith enters somewhere else after being locked out but tells manny thats why they need the door 😂😂😂
Why did I have a crush on Bernard again?
Was it the mushrooms in his hair?
@@DoctorProph3t ...its a Subbuteo Football player.
Tripl3333 read the comment thread again and see if your comment even makes sense.
@@DoctorProph3t ….sorry....wrong dialogue.
I guess you just couldn't resist his musk
The customer who comes into Mamba Burger is Graham Linehan himself
This should be celebrated at the Father Ted level
*Well the little man in my hair is getting very, very angry.*
“dont get judgy with me, ming the merciless” 💀💀
I really, really REALLY want to tidy up those books.
Every time he sells a book I think, but it's my bookstore he's destroying! Waaah
Coke's off, coke's off! Have some extra chips!
Like the Taxi Driver esque music as he is walking the streets.
"Diabolus" by Cinematic Orchestra ua-cam.com/video/DlmBmdhdDZA/v-deo.html
"They do that in the films" is such a perfect answer.
This episode certainly is a Shaun of the Dead lineup!!
Oliver Holmes-Gunning how for example?
Because it has Dylan Moran, Tamsin Grieg, Nick Frost and Peter Serafinowicz in it. Plus, Simon Pegg was in a later episode.
On a slightly related note, Bill Bailey wasn't in Shaun of the Dead but was in one of the other films from the Cornetto Trilogy, Hot Fuzz.
Oliver Holmes-Gunning Holy shit! He was the "Nobody tells me nothing" Guy
Bazly Rahman Yep, that's right, the twins with the different hair.
I think that might be Simon Pegg at 13:42, the cinema patron.
I only recently learned who Peter Serofenewicz is (or however you spell his ungodly name)
Can't believe that kitchen gun and sexy radio voice man are the same guy
Peter Serafinowicz kills in this episode!!!
These freaks are so lucky they have each other
Dylan Moran is great! This show is one of my faves, and I'm an American!
almost as if sense of humor had no nationality.
Have u tried IT crowd?
And now,
'A Book at Bedtime'.
Joe Pasquale reads 'Heidi'
by Johanna Spyri.
The pretty little town of Maienfeld
lies at the foot
of a mountain range.
Whose grim, ragged peaks....behind the town a footpath
winds up to their heights!
😂😂😂
Nick Frost as the security systeme man😂😂
The film noire sound bites.. Genius.
Couldn't he have just gone round to Fran's and rung the doorbell?
Do you really think he knows, or cares, where Fran's live? This guy is complete chaos, he cares about nothing, and because of that, this show is brilliant, an absolute genius work!
I’m surprised he knew her phone number off by heart. 😂
@@Dizma_Music No thanks to smartphones :)
But that wouldn't be as funny.
no
I want a god sized chocolate millshake
A mucky chocolate milkshake.
In love with Dylan Moran. Happy Holidays!
Same, Fran, same
Howell made her howl. 🤭
I love this episode, due in no small part to Peter Serafinowicz.
The best series EVER. thank you
I ate all your bees 🐝 😂🤣
Fraaaan?
Είναι το πιο αστείο πράγμα που έχω δει εδώ και χρόνια!!! Με πονάει το στομάχι μου!
That's the funniest thing I ve ever seen !!!!
Nick Frotht.
Nicely done
He wath tho cool!
Love this show. So much! I'm so glad to have discovered it. "He had a little man. In his hair." Why do Brits have such a rare sense of the absurd? Yet real. The absurd in the real.
irish!!
never realized the burger joint guy and the movie guy are the same, ha.
Dylan’s truly channeling Finnish kalsarikännit
The guy who bought burger when Bernard was working was Graham Linehan. One of the creator of the show.
It's a shame he turned out like he is today.
what happened?@@vurpo7080
Bernard is like a character walking around without his setting. All the story elements have gone whack.
I love british humor, I've been missing out all of these years. I keep discovering more shows, I wish they were available to purchase 🥰 Sometimes they're only available in formats not applicable to the US
@Good Rising It's great, isn't it :) Might I suggest The IT Crowd, Not Going Out, Taskmaster, Would I Lie to You, and No More Jockeys
@@barbaricviking and the office of course , faulty towers also, and 'extra's'
Peep Show is a nearly perfect show.
Blackadder
@@barbaricvikingany QI love?
"....there was a little man...."
I just love this show
that voice tho! LOL
Which one? I heard a few of them
First time I heard Fran climax.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO COME?"
She once said in an interview that she was directed to make sounds like she was to get into a bath that was a little too hot
lol I'm still beavering away at channel four I'm veracious at the moment..... so much sexual innuendo
07:25 I seem to have this conversation every damn day of my life in one form or another.
Is that the same kid behind every counter?
Same bloke at the cinema counter and the burger place
The economy is shite
Yup.
No its his twin brother
"We'll get used to it."
I fucking adore the slightly surreal phrases in this show. British shows have a knack for that sort of thing. Take a random object, add a verb to it, and you're away.
'No, I'd ask you to come round and look after my small children'
'I just caught my foot in the fridge'
'You can't live on the mushrooms in your hair'
'Get back in the worm'
'I got the Queen'
'... shave it off, nail it to a frisbee...'
A list of them probably makes them very unfunny but I just felt the need to acknowledge their brilliance. British comedy is unmatched
Early Tony Way appearance - brilliant!
Every single episode causes me to piss myself LOL scares the neighbors seeing my trousers wetted...
why do you show them?
Instead of calling he would have payed a visit to Fran to help her take out her foot from the fridge.😏
opp....
oh my
Bet you wish you allowed cellphones in your shop, didn't you Bernard?
Fookin classic.
Dwayne Banzey!
Nah that's bollocks.
Is that Graham Linehan as the customer in the burger place?
Yes
Yes, and it's also Nick Frost as the lispy security guy and Peter Serafinowicz as raspy voiced Howell.
Yes.... also in episode 2 where he comes in at half ten, and was just in the mood to buy a book
Nick Frost!
To be fair, lions can be pricks!
God, the intro is so horrible that I absolutely love it.....😂😂
What kind of trustworthy security system comes with a predetermined code, which the installer knows?
All of them? You have to press in their code first in order to change it. Like some websites do with passwords.
@@Sunshine-zm1fx Well, I'm pretty sure they also give out paperwork with aid info on it, they don't just tell you and expect you to remember. Not sure how that would even be legal in terms of liability. But you are partially correct.
“Absinthe ... the drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly. I’m looking forward to that!”
So he did have a job before the zombie apocalypse
Best comic serie
Classic. Love them a lot 🖤
Fran😍
10:46 I know the feeling 😄
This is AWESOME!! XD :D
19:30 Mfw working in fast food
Is that.. is that Nick Frost? Whoa!
Tony Way ( Dontos Hollard, GOT) as the popcorn seller in the cinema
Loved this episode but didn't the shop have a back door?
There are 145 points of entry
Occasional showers... Good.
11:32 this is the same music from the Samorost
Great !
Fecurity, fecurity, fecurity.
amen
what did you do?! i ate all of your bees :D 24:08
As a teen I dreamed of being Bernard. Drinking and running a book store. Shame there is no money in it. If I win the lotto maybe I will.
20:31
The thing is: Bernard left the books outside the bookshop. They must be ruined by now. What a waste.
Exactly my thoughts
Remember the free etheth.
18:31 Hunky dunkers with barbecue hunky dunky dip an.. and a macchi chocolate milkshake
Mucky
Dead Parrot, please set subtitles IN TIME, thank you