Are You Right There Father Ted? | Father Ted | Season 3 Episode 1 | Full Episode

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  • Ted is believed to be a racist by the inhabitants of Craggy Island, after passers-by witness an ill-advised impression at the Parochial House.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 353

  • @jaimehudson7623
    @jaimehudson7623 3 роки тому +479

    Father Ted: "Fascists wear black, telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

    • @blackadder194
      @blackadder194 3 роки тому +16

      the best line

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 роки тому +8

      More drink!

    • @James-en1ob
      @James-en1ob 2 роки тому +19

      Wear black, and tell people what _not_ to do.

    • @yohaneschristianp
      @yohaneschristianp 2 роки тому +5

      @@James-en1ob by this logic
      Priest = non fascists
      Non priest = fascists
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @James-en1ob
      @James-en1ob 2 роки тому +4

      @@yohaneschristianp I was only pointing out the difference between a priest and a fascist, please don't apply this logic to all people. Thank you.

  • @queenbeedat8726
    @queenbeedat8726 3 роки тому +411

    I think the funniest line in this episode is: ' So Father, I hear you're a racist now'. Cracks me up every time...

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 3 роки тому +17

      Mine is that lady yelling..Good fpr you Father, good for you!!

    • @rebeccaday8612
      @rebeccaday8612 2 роки тому +6

      For me it's when Mr Yin says "Well, the slideshow was a big pile of crap". Don't know why, just the way he says it never fails to make me laugh.

    • @jasonmarin8187
      @jasonmarin8187 2 роки тому +2

      For me, it's when Mrs. Doyle falls down the stairs and then jumps up to say she's been cured.

    • @lakehayden
      @lakehayden 2 роки тому +17

      “It isn’t the Greeks it’s the Chinese he’s after!” This is absolutely one of the funniest scenes in the whole series

    • @jasonmarin8187
      @jasonmarin8187 2 роки тому +2

      @@lakehayden He's not after the Chinese!

  • @gavinmarshall2228
    @gavinmarshall2228 2 роки тому +271

    "I think I've addressed all aspects of Chinese culture" in a 2 minute speech kills me every time!

    • @WakandaBabe
      @WakandaBabe 2 роки тому +9

      And Pat Morita wasn't even Chinese...he was born in America and his parents were Japanese :)

  • @Tu4Kill
    @Tu4Kill 2 роки тому +164

    His impression of Hitler hand movements during his speeches is spot on. Dermot Morgan is a great actor.

    • @breathedreams7344
      @breathedreams7344 2 роки тому +29

      Was a great actor. RIP

    • @stevens4492
      @stevens4492 Рік тому +3

      I love how his actions in the house are different than the perspective of his visitors.

  • @ddizon-uw6cu
    @ddizon-uw6cu 4 роки тому +476

    This is definitely my favourite Fr. Ted episode. As an Asian guy I would love to go to a Fr Ted convention wearing a lamp shade just like the one used in this episode,

    • @user-mn3iq2cs9n
      @user-mn3iq2cs9n 4 роки тому +55

      I lived in China for years, and I once showed this episode to a girlfriend from Hu Bei. She laughed harder than anyone I've ever watched it with.

    • @davidgagnon3781
      @davidgagnon3781 3 роки тому +22

      That would be HILARIOUS!!!

    • @fraenzchen85
      @fraenzchen85 3 роки тому +1

      I think you are a liar.

    • @TheMonteCarlo
      @TheMonteCarlo 3 роки тому +16

      @@fraenzchen85 You must be white - getting offended for others to feel morally superior without any effort. *WE MINORITIES LAUGH AT YOUR VIRTUE SIGNALING.*

    • @josephperkins4080
      @josephperkins4080 3 роки тому +16

      @@TheMonteCarlo Welll some of us whites have not fallen for the sjw bs

  • @LloydBraun11
    @LloydBraun11 4 роки тому +206

    The Chinese - a great bunch of lads!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +5

      So long as they're not working for the government. 😒

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 2 роки тому +1

      @@luisreyes1963 OH NOOOO....

    • @lavalampluva55401
      @lavalampluva55401 6 місяців тому

      There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?

  • @thiagohermes4806
    @thiagohermes4806 5 років тому +177

    Thw window scene is one of the best ever hahaha!

  • @andyyipster
    @andyyipster 3 роки тому +135

    I am from Hong Kong. And this has to be one of the best episodes of FT..the part of group of Chinese playing Irish song is funny !

    • @Ed7501
      @Ed7501 3 роки тому +21

      I'm a HKer too who grew up in Ireland. 2 of my childhood friends were extras in this episode :)

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 Рік тому +2

      @@Ed7501 really?! That’s so cool!!!!

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom Місяць тому

      And their verdict?

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 роки тому +222

    All Father Ted addicts we should arrange a trip to Ireland!

    • @josephperkins4080
      @josephperkins4080 4 роки тому +18

      Yup first stop Craggy Island

    • @drjohnsmith450
      @drjohnsmith450 4 роки тому +6

      Awesome idea. All depends we're you are . Australia is a fecken long way away.. yet again 42 heat fire.
      Will love to travel to reality/ dreams.

    • @drjohnsmith450
      @drjohnsmith450 4 роки тому +1

      Dose any human's talk thinking
      In the name of the Father Ted¿

    • @paysonterhune290
      @paysonterhune290 4 роки тому +8

      For DRINK, tea, GIRLS, and the odd bit of Nazi memorabilia! FECK!

    • @deuscaritasest7518
      @deuscaritasest7518 3 роки тому +5

      i'll be waiting for all of you here!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 3 роки тому +76

    Poor Ted.
    He finally gets what he wants in Dublin.
    Then he shoots himself in the foot...again.
    And it's back to Craggy Island.

    • @TheGahta
      @TheGahta 2 роки тому

      just a ride on the algorythm wave here, so im unfmiliar but what bit him in the ass in the accounting book?

  • @KidWeismantel
    @KidWeismantel 3 роки тому +185

    It's a hilarious episode.
    I like that they did the effort to actually hire a German actor for the part of the old dude, not someone with a fake German accent.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 3 роки тому +5

      I thought Donald Trump's old man was dead, what's he doing in that priest's closet? 🤣

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 2 роки тому +18

      Pretty sure that wasn’t a German actor. His German pronunciation is good, but definitely not native.

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 2 роки тому +20

      @@martinmills135, Vernon Dobtcheff, British of Russian descent, born in France.

    • @johnkennethwiseman5460
      @johnkennethwiseman5460 2 роки тому +1

      @@petertaylor4980 aka Max Kalba from The Spy Who Loved Me

    • @royblackoncrack
      @royblackoncrack Рік тому

      German actor who played the German Theater, getting asked to play an Old Nazi in an Irish sitcom "MEIN TAG IST GEKOMMEN."

  • @kirnpu
    @kirnpu 11 місяців тому +17

    I'm in the US and am here after watching Taskmaster. I didn't know who Ardal was and thought I'd check this out. Holy moly is this ever hysterical comedy!!!! I definitely need to watch more of Father Ted. The window scene was outrageous, but then the entire episode was too!

    • @kimt1776
      @kimt1776 5 місяців тому

      He's on Taskmaster!? That must be great lol

  • @angryanonymous2
    @angryanonymous2 3 роки тому +109

    I'm watching this in 2021, this episode is still more relevant than ever.

  • @sudocatsda1guy390
    @sudocatsda1guy390 4 роки тому +42

    Even with everything going on, the funniest scene is Dougal screaming TED!! when opening the door

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 2 роки тому +24

    This and Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse are my two favorite episodes. What's funny is with how long Ted was living on Craggy Island you'd think he'd have known about a Chinatown on the island.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +2

      I figure the Chinatown formed while he was away, since he doesn't even seem to know anyones names (while Dougal can easily identify exactly what family it was). It's absurd, but about as much sense as him simply never knowing about them.

  • @johnmorris7969
    @johnmorris7969 Рік тому +16

    I hadnt seen this episode in years. Had me crying from laughing so hard. This had to be the best episode of the series. "You put the cyanide pills next to the valuum!"

  • @josephperkins4080
    @josephperkins4080 3 роки тому +28

    😆 Tells Doogle to lighten up while wearing a lap shade

  • @mattthompson528
    @mattthompson528 4 роки тому +51

    They invented gayness!

    • @TheSonicSegaNerd
      @TheSonicSegaNerd 3 роки тому +10

      Whenever I heard that line when I was a kid, I always imagined a bunch of Greek scientists, dressed in white lab coats and goggles, analyzing glass beakers and flasks, and revelling over finally discovering the secret of gayness

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 3 роки тому +2

      The Sonic Sega Nerd - That’s precisely how we did it!-how ever did you know? 🇬🇷🌡📊🔬👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏼‍⚕️🎛🏛🏺🇬🇷

  • @dorianphilotheates3769
    @dorianphilotheates3769 3 роки тому +31

    “Feggin’ Greeks!...” - me favourite episode! 🇮🇪🤝🇬🇷

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. 2 роки тому

      FT was so far ahead of its time.
      Now give us our money back.

    • @seavixen125
      @seavixen125 Рік тому +2

      "THEY INVENTED GAYNESS" Gets me everytime 🤣

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 Рік тому +1

      @@Okurka. - It’s long gone, mate - we haven’t got it; ask the Germans.

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 Рік тому +1

      @@seavixen125 - We didn’t invent it, we just improved it; and then the English upper class perfected it.

  • @ohheyitskevinc
    @ohheyitskevinc 3 роки тому +17

    “Ming the merciless” 😂

  • @arifakyuz7673
    @arifakyuz7673 4 роки тому +60

    One of the funniest episodes of the show

  • @robertwesterfelhaus1446
    @robertwesterfelhaus1446 3 роки тому +58

    I have not laughed so hard in months! I choked on my beer. Thanks for posting.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 2 роки тому +5

      Drink!

    • @HecVD
      @HecVD 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@NoahSpurrierhooray!

  • @TheSaltydog07
    @TheSaltydog07 Рік тому +16

    I've watched this over and over through the years, and I still crack up.
    Sweet dreams, Dermot.

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 3 роки тому +42

    The writing on this show in general was excellent, but in this episode it is just phenomenal. Every single joke is hilarious on its own, but they all tie in with each other and lead onto other ones. Layers of jokes develop as the episode progresses and they become funnier and funnier as they combine.
    There are very, very few throwaway gags, almost each one leads into another or plays a part in advancing the plot. They manage to do all this while also being edgy (poking fun with racism, Nazis, swastikas) while using it through the lens of Ted's hapless/bumbling nature to make it not actually offensive, and it makes the whole episode timeless, as relevant and funny now as it was when it came out. An absolute masterpiece of comedy writing.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 2 роки тому +1

      Alas, they will never show this episode again because it will offend all the SJW's....

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 2 місяці тому +1

    2024 still coming back to this.

  • @wildbill9490
    @wildbill9490 9 місяців тому +4

    The stupidly random gags are what make this show so funny

  • @johndonwood4305
    @johndonwood4305 5 років тому +48

    The ending of the episode always cracks me up hahaha.

  • @volitionVX
    @volitionVX 5 років тому +50

    GOOD FER YOU, FATHER!!

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter 2 роки тому +13

    Best Father Ted episode! I like how they kept it going all the way to the very end. Poor Ted haha! I died when he did that scene in front of the window looking like Hitler😂.

  • @Slightlyinterested
    @Slightlyinterested 3 роки тому +23

    Pure script & acting brilliance.

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff 4 місяці тому +1

    "I didn't know you had to follow up a good idea with loads more little good ideas" 🤣

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing9655 2 роки тому +7

    "Is that the Ying dynasty" hahahagahagahagagag

  • @PreacherAtArrakeen
    @PreacherAtArrakeen 7 місяців тому +2

    My wife and I performed 'My Lovely Horse' in front of the Parish House in The Burren in 2017. We filmed it, I made a few edits, and slipped in a 'subliminal' 1 frame of text that said: NOT RACISTS!
    'Chinatown' is Vaughan's Pub in The Burren. 😀

  • @TunnelJumper
    @TunnelJumper 4 роки тому +16

    8:52 he looks like a grown up Daniel Radcliffe for a second there

  • @AmazingKevinWClark
    @AmazingKevinWClark Рік тому +5

    Lol I feel so bad for Father Ted, every time he tries to make the situation better, it blows up out of his control even worse.

  • @migueltrapezaris6437
    @migueltrapezaris6437 3 роки тому +13

    "I can explain everything!" - best line of the best scene of the best episode of the best sitcom ever.

  • @General_Grievance
    @General_Grievance Рік тому +10

    "I wouldn't have done an Altmer impression if I knew there was a Thalmor there to see me do an Altmer impression!"

    • @Ooughhh
      @Ooughhh Рік тому

      According to the white gold condordinant u are probably subject to a fine

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 2 роки тому +5

    "No, Ted, there's prob'ly something wrong with it."

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 роки тому +8

    One of my favourite episodes.

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune290 4 роки тому +19

    I'd love to open a package and have SS Father Jack leap out!

  • @agni2003
    @agni2003 2 роки тому +11

    3:09 interesting that he says “Humanae Vitae… how far we’ve come”. It’s usually regarded as a step back since it reaffirms the traditional doctrine of the church with regards to contraception… so I’m not sure if he’s being sarcastic

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +4

      He's reading it because it's archaic and no longer applies, not because he believes it. Basically he's reading what people *used to* believe in order to put into context how much better church teachings are in the present.

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 3 роки тому +5

    Tip father ted. I hope I get ur autograph in heaven 🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 4 роки тому +36

    Hilarious. Funniest show ever made

  • @sternpio
    @sternpio 5 місяців тому +1

    20:29 That's commitment! 💪They painted the man's face just for one second of screen time 👍

  • @movieklump
    @movieklump 3 роки тому +11

    Great art never dates. Always stays relevant.

    • @zephyrr108
      @zephyrr108 9 місяців тому

      Its not "relevant" its just funny.

  • @machoalright
    @machoalright 4 роки тому +11

    One of the best father teds!

  • @zfederbush5431
    @zfederbush5431 3 роки тому +9

    One of the Best episode ever!!!!

  • @stevens4492
    @stevens4492 Рік тому +1

    Th th th there's a Chinatown on Craggy Island?!?!?! The delivery on that line was the best.

  • @twalsh06
    @twalsh06 3 роки тому +5

    23:05 When my friends find my social media burner accounts

  • @loner_wolf6614
    @loner_wolf6614 4 роки тому +15

    GET OUT WITH THAT SORTAAA THINGG!!

    • @oljefri
      @oljefri 4 роки тому +7

      Down with that sort of thing!

    • @seavixen125
      @seavixen125 Рік тому

      Careful now

  • @suchnothing
    @suchnothing 3 роки тому +4

    This is my favourite episode thank you so much for posting it

  • @misterkramer8279
    @misterkramer8279 2 місяці тому

    😂there is no reason for him to gesture exactly the way he does when gets mad behind the window 😂

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 2 роки тому +3

    4:24 one thing is to collect Werchmarch military memorabilia, but the moment you SS stuff looking like a shrine you might want to check if those Luger's are still in working order

  • @hzgl
    @hzgl 3 роки тому +8

    This has to be my favourite episode of Father Ted yet XD

  • @TheSpiralnotebook
    @TheSpiralnotebook 2 місяці тому

    (Pointing out the window)"Dugal! THERE WERE CHINESE people there!"
    "...alright, yea." Hahahaha! Dugal just has no evaluative ability to his response. It kills me.!!

  • @dUFGoLZ
    @dUFGoLZ Рік тому +1

    14:24 always reminds me of the hillarious "Muskatnuss"-scene from "Le Grandé Restaurant" with Louis de Funes.

  • @Lady_Barbara
    @Lady_Barbara Рік тому +2

    "So the story is: You're not a racist,...." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrJones-ge5sl
    @MrJones-ge5sl Рік тому +1

    Still brilliant, 25 years on.

  • @VallaMusic
    @VallaMusic 3 роки тому +6

    oh I was so hoping that one of the slideshow images showed a picture of Mickey Rooney in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

    • @drwcshow
      @drwcshow 3 роки тому

      I was low key expecting that to show up too!

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому

      Certainly would've fit in with everything else.

  • @markborn5293
    @markborn5293 Місяць тому

    That still cracks me up!

  • @madeleinefougere5798
    @madeleinefougere5798 3 роки тому +2

    Just brilliant.

  • @TechNed
    @TechNed 5 років тому +9

    Things got just crazy hilarious!

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 2 роки тому +2

    Never gets old

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 3 роки тому +15

    Its hard to say this because father ted is such a likable guy and the show he's in is so well written....but he's basically a selfish embezzler. Though I think he has some redeeming qualities

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 2 роки тому +16

      No. The money was just resting in his account.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +3

      Jokes aside, I don't think Ted is selfish. He's somewhat quick to annoy, and it's very clear the residents of Craggy Island get on his nerves, but given how they seem to act (not to mention how his house-mates act), can we really blame him? Remember, when Ted's around people more to his liking, for example with the priests in Dublin, and thus not constantly annoyed, he's a far nicer person and even seems to be largely liked by his contemporaries.

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here Рік тому

      Lol- it is a comedy after all... 😂🤣😂

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 3 роки тому +10

    This was such a Seinfeldian episode. Hilarious! 🤣

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 2 місяці тому

    Oh no! I have that bike . I thought it was a one-off . It's made of copper in different gages

  • @YourContentSucks.
    @YourContentSucks. 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh right, yeah.

  • @daruddock
    @daruddock 18 днів тому

    'The Chinese: a great bunch o' lads.'

  • @ciaranofarrell4010
    @ciaranofarrell4010 3 роки тому +5

    Omg 😂 I pissed myself laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fivelinus432
    @fivelinus432 3 роки тому +4

    Feck!

  • @tazzyjazzy2305
    @tazzyjazzy2305 Рік тому +5

    That lady is so funny, good for you father 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Aria432
      @Aria432 Рік тому

      Fekken greeks!

    • @zephyrr108
      @zephyrr108 9 місяців тому +1

      I love her. Do we see more of her on the show?

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Рік тому

    Maby he's agrophobic
    Jack scared of fighting I don't think so Ted
    😂

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 2 роки тому +2

    ACH SCHEISSE!!!!! Ich bin müde!😂😂😂😂

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 Рік тому

    I thought I'd seen every episode more than once but I'd forgotten most of this one.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому +3

    I think the best joke, honestly, is the "ag'rophobic" exchange. It's a throwaway gag, but it's just perfect.

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 3 роки тому +1

    "TED.... would you like a peanut?"

  • @yohaneschristianp
    @yohaneschristianp 2 роки тому +1

    Funny how you get more right as thing gets older 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 Рік тому

    The Chinese Irish bar, stunned mullets

  • @kathleenmahaney5160
    @kathleenmahaney5160 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant we’ll let Father Ted 🐍buy
    the tickets😇⁉️ Ireland here☘️🙃
    we come🙏🏻

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowyn 3 місяці тому

    I love this episode.

  • @paysonterhune290
    @paysonterhune290 4 роки тому +9

    Ich bin mude!

  • @madmungomannv1734
    @madmungomannv1734 Рік тому +1

    First episode I've ever watched best episode I've ever watched I seen why Ireland likes this

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you from Manhattan ©2024

  • @chrislucy3778
    @chrislucy3778 Рік тому +2

    One of the best - they're all winners :)

  • @qui0736
    @qui0736 2 роки тому +1

    Very very very very very very very very very very VERY very dark blue.

  • @MS-ll9qb
    @MS-ll9qb Рік тому

    Hampster sandwich 😂😂

  • @YouGotsTheRabies
    @YouGotsTheRabies 10 місяців тому

    I think I'm jealous of the He-Man comforter that Father Dougal has. Vintage!

  • @MrTimdriver
    @MrTimdriver 3 місяці тому

    Brilliant.

  • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
    @GreatPolishWingedHussars 2 роки тому +1

    Always this Greek inventors!

  • @SAseeker101
    @SAseeker101 Рік тому

    The funniest comedy ever.

  • @meauxreilly6110
    @meauxreilly6110 4 роки тому +5

    21:40 he's kinda fine

  • @momomo768
    @momomo768 16 днів тому

    A house that size and they share the smallest room 😅

  • @99mrpogi
    @99mrpogi 4 роки тому +8

    Imagine if the Chinese got too offended and a war between China and Ireland was declared

  • @NightxLightx
    @NightxLightx 2 роки тому

    hands down the best episode, and it' hard to choose :)

  • @secrettsundere955
    @secrettsundere955 5 років тому +32

    I'm Chinese... and... I think that...
    Dis is veli de good i gif ten oot off ten

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman 5 місяців тому

    It always cracks me up when Ming the Merciless pop up

    • @milou66
      @milou66 5 місяців тому +1

      Especially when played by a Swede!

    • @hanchiman
      @hanchiman 5 місяців тому

      @@milou66 and not to mention Ming was a negative portrayal of Asian when he was created in the 1930

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 2 роки тому +2

    "There's a G in Dougal.."
    "Where?" 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @angelofiron4366
    @angelofiron4366 Рік тому +1

    Tell ya what how about everyone comes back to my place for a drink.

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 Рік тому

    That was hysterical

  • @mrmeself
    @mrmeself 2 роки тому +1

    Top Irish Intelligence.