Stewart Francis - One Liners
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2008
- Here is Stewart Francis with his brilliant one liners, this is him appearing on British television (ITV) on the show for one night only.
NOTE: Not all the jokes are from mock the week, there are some but not alot compared to this show, stop commenting about it, thanks.
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My father took me to see Stewart Francis live at the Apollo, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...
.... watching Stewart Francis is a bit like fishing.
黃健毅 YO eight year response
@@dank_frank2580 one-liners don't get old ^_^
@@dank_frank2580 Wow. I'm old.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is an absolutely perfect comedy set, style, material, delivery, character. Absolutely perfect
I remember meeting Stewart Francis' dad! Nice fellow! Taught me how to swim! :D
Tony James Gilpin hehe
Do you remember swimming back to shore??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Did you piss him off and he pushed you in a lake..?
“Well, forced me to learn how to swim. Same difference.”
I was waiting the entire time for him to repeat that deja vu joke.
Not me - I saw it coming...
Ryan Jordan I feel like he's done that before. But, who knows I suffer from short term memory loss.
thats literally why i watched the rest of the video
He did.
He did the one about amnesia instead
The King of the one liners. Sharp, intelligent and clean. It can be done.
Meir Wise 😋😋👍🏻
Mitch hedberg
Amen.
@@gbjanuary COMIC needs ur OPINION.
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What about a ring falling in a hookers ass?
He is my favourite comedian, and it sucks that many people don't know who he is. He deserves fame.
Not only are his jokes excellent, but man, his timing is just perfect. I've watched this video again and again and I just can't get enough.
I love his delivery of the jokes. There's only so many in the world and I don't mind hearing them more than once. I think SF is insanely funny.
I saw Stewart several times over a period of maybe 10 years. Fantastic every time. I got to meet him after a gig in Cambridge, and I remember swimming back to shore thinking...
It's actually kinda refreshing to listen to a one-liner comedian for a change
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@@justsomewanderingomen3751 I say he was possibly influenced by Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg few more
I prefer 1 liners, as I have quite a short attention span.. 👍
Love this kind of comedian...... Brilliant.
I never get tired of hearing these liners- heard em for almost 10 years now- never gets old. Go Canada!
one liners, harsh little jokes, running gags, i was practically dying of laughter, great guy
Absolute genius. Could listen to him all day.
I love his presentation and stage aura... Appreciate you, Stewart
Very funny. Very original. Very great find surfing youtube late night.
Daniel Tyler Yeah way better than that other side of youtube.
Daniel Tyler sadly he reuses all of his jokes
History Student every comedian does
Daniel Tyler
Did you ever watch Ted Koppel, late?
Absolutely brilliance ... These one liners are the sort that can be brought back around and still sound fresh.
His jokes require you to think a little, but once you do you realize they are hilarious.
0:44 my favorite one-liner ever😎 along with his "my dad doesn't like me very much" jokes👍
He looks genuinely taken aback by how fierce that applause for him was, at the end.
this guy is too hilarious to exist :')
"Get your trunks we're going to the library." lmao
I actually didn’t get that one
@@540jade “get your trunks” means get your “swimming suit”. Follow up on the joke “I remember swimming back to shore...”
Saw him a few hours ago, he was fantastic! I laughed so much that I'm still hurting!
Great comedian.
Don't know how he didn't think about saying, "You've been Great, Britain!"
aaronsterling1204 LOOOOOOL
This was nice!
aaronsterling1204 Because it's not funny?
Peter Joy 😂😂😂
That didn't stop him the rest of the time.
He is the master of the one liners. I enjoyed that😀
Absolutely brilliant. For me personally, the one liner king.
This man is fantastic.
One of the best comedians of the time!
I saw him about 8 years ago at Middlesbrough town hall, brilliant!
"Get your trunks we're going to the library."
ScabbyCrab:😂I needed cpr for that one!
U571...brilliant and no language. .....heard he's retired...sad..
I've seen him live - he's absolutely amazing
It seemed liked the audience didn't know what to make of him at the beginning, but damn, he won them over! Very funny.
So funny and a master of words.
i love his cheeky smile after every line
he reminds me of a comedian that was on the Titanic, he was a one liner as well.... :oP
His jokes went down well!
@@InputCity then occasionally, one pops up again.
Did the audience wave back?
Couldn't earn enough to keep his head above water.
The sinking man's comedian. Deep comedy.
Clever, sharp and completely unique in its nature, Very well done.definitely worth watching !
Two out of three ain't bad as someone once said.
I agree with the first two traits but there's not really much unique about him when several others do the same and if his type of comedy even has a particular pigeon-hole subheading (as in one-liners) then that probably tells you that it's not really unique. Very little is original or unique these days and just really a rehash or tweak or some else that's already been done.
There was nothing new under the moon, same old dance, same old tune.
This guy is legendary!
I have no clue how I've missed out on this until now. My faves are Steven Wright, Jimmy Carr and Anthony Jeselnik- all great one-line writers. Stewart Francis is right up my alley, almost as Canada dry as Norm Macdonald, another favorite.
Emo Philips is another great one-liner comedian.
google emo phillips, he is very funny
@@mylovesongs2429 Oh agreed! I was lucky enough to happen upon Emo in Weird Al's UHF as a kid and looked him up, love his delivery.
Check out Milton Jones and Gary Delaney!
I’ve seen Stewart Francis twice and he’s great. From a small town in Hampshire England called Aldershot. His warm up is great too.. she’s also from Canada my mums home country 🇨🇦... some of the best comedians are from Canada. My favourite comedy actors Jim Carey and Michael myres too are some of my favourite
This is the greatest comedian for people with ADHD
Hes on par with tim vine for good one liners, corny at times, but thats what makes him good too. well thought up lines.
He's way better than tim vine!
Jamie W vine is shallow compared to this'. This guy went out on the clubs to make it work. Not just 10 second clips at home being white and pretentious
Jamie W i
This guy repeats his jokes to much, Tim's always making new ones, and there as funny as this guys.
Adam Farrell hmmm Tim repeats most of his as well. In the past comedians would have one act that they perfected in clubs and on tour over years. Now with tv and the internet that's virtually impossible so comedians are moving to the more storytelling and observational humour style.
Love this guy, hilarious. Why have I been hit with this in 2020
One of the very best one liner comics ever.....really excellent
Stuart Francis is a legend, HILARIOUS in every sense of the word.
michael harper ...except... Canadian comic 🤦♂️
Somehow just looking at him, I knew he was going to be funny. He is excellent.
brilliant I loved every second
go boy
He's brilliant, could watch him all day
Isn't that voyeurism? 😂
Am I the only one who feels there is a slight resemblance between him and Harrison Ford?
Wrathfulwraith no jim carrie
Wrathfulwraith Liam Neeson too.
Wrathfulwraith and jamie foxx
Wrathfulwraith So true
Gavin Mineer , ik
This guy is my hero, the reason I do stand-up comedy, Please love him.
If your in the uk I'd like to invite you to a audition if your interested
I'm in Miami ,Florida USA, send me a ticket
'you're', Matt, 'you're'.
Joe Swanson is the reason i do stand up
Tell us a joke
The Richard n Judy quip was divine use of a 'wicked sense of humour' Bravo 😂👏
Besides that, this guy's infinitely more amusing than Tim Vine.
Absolutely fantastic!!
Perfect for these times! Everyone needs a good laugh.,,,,,
He is a Genius. I laugh every time i watch this
" I was going to join the debating team, but someone talked me out of it."
One of my new favourite comedians, absolutely love his speedy delivery
I have been a fan of Stewart Francis for years
"Do you have a book, dealing with rejection without killing... do you have it?", i cried myself laughing more then 10 times, genius!!!
I was expecting "And by the way - would you like to go out with me?"
"Irony, Sharon Osbourne judges a talent show, irony! " brilliant truth.
The biggest chuckle I had was from the arthritis joke. :)
He's fantastic!
he has a low key.....I can't leave you on that note...he is amazing!
"One Halloween my father took me trick or treating and I swam back to shore thinking" XD
Yep. We all watched it too!
Golfings a lot like fishing
Best one liners ever .. nice mate ! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤩🤩☝️☝️🤟🤟🤟👍👍👍
Did I already do my Deja Vu joke? 😂😂😂😂😂 Genius!!!
I was waiting for him to tell it again.
"Theres a newspaper in Britain called The Sun"
Nice one. xD
this is hands down brilliant
Some great one liners, brought me to tears.
The swimming back to shore stuff was killing me by the end hahahaha. Great stuff and very well done.
Irony: There’s a paper in Britain called ‘The Sun’ 😂😂😂
Even more ironic is there is a Scottish Sun, how do the Scots even know the word sun? I'm Scottish btw.
CopyCat Music That’s what he said. And?
That killed me along with ‘Sharon Osborne judges talent’
Love this to bits!
this guy is too hilarious to exist :')
😂stop it with the swimming revolving joke! My freakin ribs hurt of laughter
Absolutely hilarious. My favourite stand-up.
Love Stew Francis, so coooool !!
Great set and the perfect kind of personality to deliver those jokes.
Going to see him tonite with my dad, I better bring my swimming trunks!
Funny guy with incredible memory 😀
This guy's great!
The Churchill “ohhh yes” sounded perfect haha
omg that was hillarious!! I loved him on Mock The Week and this is just fantastic! I nearly cried with laughter lol
Thanks for uploading this
“Which was awkward because my date couldn’t swim.”
Great comedian... And I swam back to shore
He's great!
I think this guy and Milton Jones should have a one liner fight/contest! :D xx
one of the funniest one liner blokes i've ever seen
This guy is great!
He's very funny and best of all he reminds me of Paul Lynde. And i'd have loved to have seen Paul doing that material.
i love deadpan comedy.......
yeah i've seen this so many times and still laugh at every joke.
I saw him live. His language was so foul. Can't wait to see him again!!! 😂
I got all but one joke in this act and the one I didn't get fully was this one. After reading your comment a few times and replaying this particular part in the video, and thinking it over a few times, I found myself spitting beer all over my keyboard, through my nose when I got it.
Thank you, I guess. ;)
Seen him live... he seems much more nervous in this video. I remember being slightly intimidated. He's a surprisingly big dude in real life and LOUD. When there's no camera on him he bellows out like he owns the place. This is actually some of the stuff I saw him do, so this is a memory jogger. Funny fella.
Wow this guy had some great stuff!
Totally Fantastic one liners.
“Get your trunks we’re going to the library” 😂
I have mixed race parents, my dad prefers the 100 metres, and my mothers a pakistani
+syndawg89
original
theCreator stewart francis joke xD
Andez nice one
A joke with 2 punchlines
Didn't get it
This is one of the best performance of a collection jokes of any comedian ive seen
Great performance !
A friend of mine once told me that I don't know the meaning of the word "irony", which is ironic, since we were standing at a bus stop at the time
“Get your trunks we’re going to the library” 🤣🤣
I remember hearing about this guy once as I was swimming back to shore...