Say THIS if She Says... (7 Best Responses For AWKWARD Situations)

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  • @alpham
    @alpham  3 роки тому +59

    Get a MORE Handsome Face! tiege.com/nofriendzone HURRY & grab a starter system for ONLY $15 + FREE Lib balmy (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)!
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    • @fractalzoomgoggles
      @fractalzoomgoggles 3 роки тому +1

      How to deal with masks

    • @DaveFu
      @DaveFu 3 роки тому +1

      I learned that when you hear the name Marino in South Florida, they're always talking about Dan.

    • @UmiDaaa
      @UmiDaaa 3 роки тому +1

      😹😹😹

    • @UmiDaaa
      @UmiDaaa 3 роки тому +1

      Omg I fell off ma sofa ahahaha

    • @danymitehazard
      @danymitehazard 3 роки тому +1

      Aron watch the 33secrets! With Matt Cross

  • @umairxd6558
    @umairxd6558 3 роки тому +1030

    Her: let's be friends
    Me: but I wear Tiege Hanley
    Her: *my parents aren't home btw*

  • @umairxd6558
    @umairxd6558 3 роки тому +367

    Girl: what do u like about me?
    What I say: your personality
    What I think: 6:38

    • @UmiDaaa
      @UmiDaaa 3 роки тому +9

      You like her "two higher educations" 😆😆😆

  • @richl4769
    @richl4769 3 роки тому +248

    "My friend Becky thinks you're hot."
    "Of course she does, but she's not as good as you."

    • @saulg2405
      @saulg2405 3 роки тому +7

      That’s smooth af bro😳

  • @BasementBerean
    @BasementBerean 3 роки тому +49

    If she says: "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
    You can say: "If your worst is toxic, your best doesn't matter."

    • @ahmednayef8421
      @ahmednayef8421 3 роки тому +4

      @patrick henry that's gonna f her up real bad bro

  • @QuinZcoco
    @QuinZcoco 3 роки тому +217

    Gf: isn't sheela sexy?
    Me: she?.sexy?.. Nah u wanna know the definition of sexy?.. Go look in the mirror babe. * wink*
    Gf: * blushing*
    Mission: * accomplished*
    Hotel: trivago

  • @David-lx4yb
    @David-lx4yb 3 роки тому +121

    Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
    Me: "No, your fat makes you look fat."

  • @Haberly
    @Haberly 3 роки тому +38

    I'm a simple man, I see Alpha post a vid, I automatically give him one of these👍

  • @sangwoohan1177
    @sangwoohan1177 3 роки тому +140

    You pretending to be a girl is funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @dha588
    @dha588 3 роки тому +126

    girl - "I have a boyfriend."
    guy - "I have a goldfish."
    girl - "what?"
    Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."

    • @_joe._.9210
      @_joe._.9210 3 роки тому +46

      Girl-“I have a bf”
      Guy-“I have an exam tomorrow”
      Girl-“what??!!??”
      Guy-“sorry I thought we were talking ab things we can cheat on”

    • @dha588
      @dha588 3 роки тому +5

      @@_joe._.9210 LOL

    • @sharky977
      @sharky977 3 роки тому +6

      these are both hilarious

    • @googlepixel6pro131
      @googlepixel6pro131 3 роки тому +2

      I cringed

  • @TheJustseyit
    @TheJustseyit 3 роки тому +74

    If a girl tells you she has a boyfriend you don‘t ask her for instagram or anything. Don‘t be that guy, just say it was nice meeting you he‘s a lucky guy and go

    • @stevensanchez330
      @stevensanchez330 3 роки тому +11

      Yea I’d agree if u asked for the insta you’d be promoting cheating. But I wouldn’t say he’s a lucky guy that’s too common.

    • @whizkid235
      @whizkid235 3 роки тому +12

      You say “nice to meet you” then ask for her boyfriend’s Venmo. That way you can request $20 from him, and... he has to pay you for not stealing his girl from him

    • @drodbart
      @drodbart 3 роки тому +2

      I would say take it as a compliment.

    • @jack-rx4bf
      @jack-rx4bf 3 роки тому

      @@whizkid235 dude u fr just stole a top comment 🤣

    • @whizkid235
      @whizkid235 3 роки тому

      PancakeWaffle what? Somebody else said that already?!?

  • @RyzerTheGamer
    @RyzerTheGamer 3 роки тому +53

    I’m a little too straight forward, this girl said she wasn’t ready to date and wanted to be friends and I said I’m interested in more than that and we kinda stopped talking. Chose to forget about her and she came back wanting more than friends😂

  • @traian2932
    @traian2932 3 роки тому +8

    Literally happened to me 2 weeks ago. This girl said we are friends, so I told her no. Simple as that. I said: I don't want to be friends. She asked me what I wanted us to be. Should've said more, but what I did say was good enough: I know that I don't want to be friends

  • @terror5982
    @terror5982 3 роки тому +40

    5:55 Guess what ends here ^_^

  • @Phosfit
    @Phosfit 3 роки тому +1

    I accidentally got outta the friend zone I wanted to be in & then she cried cuz I wanted to be friends. We started off as more than friends. I’m just awesome

  • @Ra3_ar1adnE
    @Ra3_ar1adnE 3 роки тому +1

    I just wanna say I appreciate you put everything we need to know in the video in the description already. Massive props to that.

  • @shinyknighttt
    @shinyknighttt 3 роки тому +22

    I used to be single before I used Tiege Hanley. I'm still single, but my skin is flawless.

  • @smitaaay
    @smitaaay 3 роки тому +67

    Her: “Do these jeans make my butt look fat?”
    Me: “No. Your butt makes your butt look fat.”
    And that’s how the fight started, Officer.

  • @bonzolo2358
    @bonzolo2358 3 роки тому +73

    I used to not use tiege hanley, I had no gf.
    Now I use tiege hanley, and still have no gf.

  • @kunalmagar8673
    @kunalmagar8673 3 роки тому +27

    Sir Alpha , the Saviour of the Man Species! . Love from India 🇮🇳

  • @ghostgaming3456
    @ghostgaming3456 3 роки тому

    This guy never gets tired

  • @zboghinisayer5776
    @zboghinisayer5776 3 роки тому +62

    Why is it always Brad? He be stealin' every girl in the room, BUT NOT US!

  • @Shaztard
    @Shaztard 3 роки тому +23

    “Do I look fat in these pants”
    “Yeah with a P-H-“

  • @jacobdiddens
    @jacobdiddens 3 роки тому +2

    Thinking of you this holiday season, Aaron. Thank you for all you have done for the community.

  • @stevebarthelmes8979
    @stevebarthelmes8979 3 роки тому

    Alpham videos are basically very entertaining commercials. Nice job.

  • @jeandeanb
    @jeandeanb 3 роки тому +1

    These few things are very important, bros. Put it in the reminder list.

  • @guinearick4361
    @guinearick4361 3 роки тому

    I know that the sponsor isn’t Pete and Pedro, but I tried the shampoo, conditioner, and sea salt spray. I do not regret buying it!

  • @calebmccool
    @calebmccool 3 роки тому +15

    "You look fat in those jeans"
    The last words he had ever spoken :(

  • @pavanb5936
    @pavanb5936 3 роки тому +11

    Ad Ends at 5:55
    yes, ur welcome

  • @sergejban2024
    @sergejban2024 3 роки тому

    Man... alpha always got you covered he is like your guardian angel for life and senoritas

  • @siddhantbiradar1791
    @siddhantbiradar1791 3 роки тому

    He is back at the studio!!

  • @bhuvan2235
    @bhuvan2235 3 роки тому

    I really like this guy he is dead honest

  • @raghavbhagat
    @raghavbhagat 3 роки тому +2

    Watching your videos since 2018,do I deserve a heart?

  • @scientistsupreme4L
    @scientistsupreme4L 3 роки тому +29

    A girl recently told me she wanted to be just friends and my response was:
    Sorry but no, i didn't come to meet you with the intention of just being friends, I've never been in the friend zone before and I'm not about to enter it now and so if we can't take this further then this is the end of our conversations.
    She respected it and just let me be and I'm sure she didn't see me as a lesser valued guy or a simp

    • @madhuragarwal6942
      @madhuragarwal6942 3 роки тому +1

      Agree with you. Better to be open and straightforward but I would like to add don't hurry into the proposal give it a time. Then if she says for being friends just deny it . It will save you a lot of time coz there are many fish in the sea nd u don't want to waste ur time over someone who is not ready ( most probably will never be ) for you ❤️❤️

    • @emptysoul2757
      @emptysoul2757 3 роки тому +17

      You sounded butt hurt with that response. I would’ve simply said, “thanks, but I already have enough of those. Anyway, maybe I’ll see you around sometime” (with a smile. Walk away)

    • @ilai7893
      @ilai7893 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I would have just ended it at the first sentence.

    • @scientistsupreme4L
      @scientistsupreme4L 3 роки тому

      @@madhuragarwal6942 nice...I'll use that one next time

  • @TuLaBulldog
    @TuLaBulldog 3 роки тому +2

    Wow woww As a lady, I absolutely love this. Gentlemen, number 4 is super accurate, please keep that in mind. Don’t mean to offend anyone but sometimes we are just not attracted to you so there’s no chemistry. It has to be mutual, both must be into each other.

  • @piyushkumarpaswan6268
    @piyushkumarpaswan6268 3 роки тому +7

    👩🏻‍🦰: *I have a boyfriend.*
    🤵🏻: *But just in case you needed a husband.*

  • @aFrogsWorstNightmare
    @aFrogsWorstNightmare 3 роки тому

    My new favorite thing is figuring out which point will be the Tiege Hanley plug and trying to guess how he’s going to transition into it

  • @Talkinglife
    @Talkinglife 3 роки тому

    In these situations, it's best to ask questions to try and find mutual interests that can turn into conversations..

  • @vaab5545
    @vaab5545 3 роки тому +65

    I wanna say merry christmas gentlemen.

    • @divys8427
      @divys8427 3 роки тому +5

      sasageyo sasageyo

    • @WonderlandWeb
      @WonderlandWeb 3 роки тому +1

      Merry Christmas 🎄

    • @slowokan
      @slowokan 3 роки тому +1

      Merry Christmas.

    • @vaab5545
      @vaab5545 3 роки тому +3

      @@divys8427 shinzou wo sasageyo

    • @amerjusic1299
      @amerjusic1299 3 роки тому +1

      Merry Christmas my Catholic brothers. Greetings from Bosnia 🇧🇦

  • @901abhayanil4
    @901abhayanil4 3 роки тому +11

    NO SUMMERIES YET... THOSE SUMMARY GUYS ARE TOO LAZY.. 🥱

  • @TristanRiggles1234
    @TristanRiggles1234 3 роки тому +42

    Who doesn’t carry the tiege Hanley face wash regularly so they can pitch the product when people complement your skin?😅

    • @j-kozibooski5188
      @j-kozibooski5188 3 роки тому +2

      underrated comment

    • @tuxmode
      @tuxmode 3 роки тому

      I always carry the Tiege Hanley starter in my fanny pack just in case; you can never tell when you will get that compliment from those spicy señoritas. 😂

  • @AliKwj
    @AliKwj 3 роки тому

    Dating has always been a challenge for me. You made it easier. Really thanks.

  • @alirezakhorsand4073
    @alirezakhorsand4073 3 роки тому +1

    If you have confidence, you don't have to say to girl : do you think I'm hot?
    Because you don't need her opinion... and if you ask her that question, she will notice that you have not enough confidence.

  • @romaeusjablyk90
    @romaeusjablyk90 3 роки тому +7

    My gf: do I look fat?
    Me: I have a sickness for the thickness.

  • @djsaliba5388
    @djsaliba5388 3 роки тому

    This man has changed my life

  • @TristanRiggles1234
    @TristanRiggles1234 3 роки тому +18

    The uncomplicated t-shirt is misleading😂

  • @mcuembedded
    @mcuembedded 3 роки тому +7

    "My friend Becky thinks you're hot."
    "Maybe she only saw my Instagram so far"

  • @johnriddlebaugh7436
    @johnriddlebaugh7436 3 роки тому +1

    Every department store I shop at, I go to the fragrance section and ask if they carry Tiege Hanley.

  • @intuitive6293
    @intuitive6293 3 роки тому +6

    Alpha M. Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Also to everyone watching.

  • @snipe4ReVeNgE
    @snipe4ReVeNgE 3 роки тому

    that add transition do... dam a like well deserved.

  • @mohammadmaghout94
    @mohammadmaghout94 3 роки тому +1

    You inspire me every time bro, thank you
    keep it going

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the info, pal. Unfortunately no girl ever approaches me....

  • @matthewculver5271
    @matthewculver5271 3 роки тому

    Bought my second pair of enemy shades today and some hair cream...can’t wait!!!!

  • @allunderonechannel4423
    @allunderonechannel4423 3 роки тому

    That complicated was completely cool

  • @charliewarner787
    @charliewarner787 3 роки тому +2

    I love the energy in these type of videos 😂😂

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 3 роки тому +1

    If she asks you if she’s fat, say yes and follow her around with a trombone

  • @S-_-P
    @S-_-P 3 роки тому +43

    Nobody:
    Alpha~ Searching for rAnDoM WOmeN images on google for thumbnail.

  • @paulwagner9517
    @paulwagner9517 3 роки тому

    merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎄

  • @giannishen
    @giannishen 3 роки тому +1

    在這輝煌快樂的聖誕佳節,獻上一切美好的祝福!
    Wishing you peace, joy and happiness through Christmas and the coming year.
    🎅🏼❤️🌲

  • @MDobri-sy1ce
    @MDobri-sy1ce 3 роки тому +2

    When are girl says, “Let’s be friends.” The best thing too do is play it off as nothing but make the decision if you want to be friends with her or actually cut her off? I have kept girls just as friends because they were really awesome or if I really had intense feelings the best thing is too be aloof and stay busy . I think society gives us men too much flack for cutting girls off saying, “We’re shallow,” or “insecure” when the reality is we’re designed to procreate and not waste time and it does get awkward if you have to withhold your feelings for a girl. Sometimes just doing your own thing and not persuing her she might see you in another light eventually.

    • @kln.b5631
      @kln.b5631 3 роки тому +1

      I don’t wanna sound like a douche, I genuinely don’t.
      But you know, us guys are really straightforward and blunt about how we address each other and have no self control over the flaws we point out of each other.
      I really wished it to be that simple with girls. It just isn’t.
      It’s confusing, you don’t want them to be offended but at the same time not being honest could lead to major problems, plus it’s just to make themselves better in the long run.
      Ever since I was a teenager, I’ve been told by my friends, family members, etc... about my flaws, and I’m really thankful for that. If it weren’t for them I wouldn’t have been able to notice my imperfections and help myself to be a better person in general, both looks wise and behavior wise.
      It may be that I’m thinking this in terms of a long term serious relationship. Otherwise, if a guy wants to bang, then he do what he gotta do i guess.

    • @MDobri-sy1ce
      @MDobri-sy1ce 3 роки тому

      @@kln.b5631 No your not being a douche just society gives guys more grief over cutting girls off but when it's the other way around it's a different story. I think it's just better to cut certain women off sometimes than have that awkwardness and yet some I have kept around because they were awesome to have as friends. I just mean when you have feelings for a girl and you feel you can't tell her it can be like pressure building over time things get weird.

  • @Yusuf-wz9is
    @Yusuf-wz9is 3 роки тому

    This guy's a legend drop him some of these👍

  • @ThePlkjj
    @ThePlkjj 3 роки тому +5

    Fact: women low key do love it when you complement their Body Features

  • @nicholasyim6271
    @nicholasyim6271 3 роки тому

    always the best presentation that is full of power and humour I have ever watched

  • @Arkeli5
    @Arkeli5 3 роки тому

    This video explains why I'm single. I'm an honest person. If you don't want to hear the answer to a question don't ask it ladies. And based on this video if any woman out there is getting the answers they actually want, you're dating a liar. Good luck with that.

  • @ZenDude65
    @ZenDude65 3 роки тому

    My god you get crazier every time I watch one of your videos.

  • @cpt.2944
    @cpt.2944 3 роки тому +2

    Gotta love this man. It just gets funnier and better lmao

  • @abdulrahmanbaig1976
    @abdulrahmanbaig1976 3 роки тому +1

    Whaaat?? Who expected Tiege Hanley to drop in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivantrgovac1906
    @ivantrgovac1906 3 роки тому

    Man, you are the Master of words and have great conversation skills. You got me laughing with that grenade comparation.

  • @joigalha
    @joigalha 3 роки тому

    HAHAHAHAHAHA XD That TIEGE HANLEY drop was freaking FLAWLESS

  • @anirudhsai2115
    @anirudhsai2115 3 роки тому +2

    Alpha m. Makes it uncomplicated ❤️🔥👍

  • @Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs
    @Guitarraeficaztutorialesytabs 3 роки тому

    Excellent video as usual My HO, This should be the attitude towards the friendzone (aparte from learning mystery method and every daviddeangelo stuff you can get):
    she: LJBF
    you: (unaffected, always playful) well, you´ll develop good taste overtime.
    (one overtime later)
    her: what are doing tonight?
    you: (put sunglasses on) ***your best friend*** (CSI music)

  • @mazore-z
    @mazore-z 3 роки тому

    Alpha has found a way to be funny and informative at the same time

  • @Divine.Astrology-9
    @Divine.Astrology-9 3 роки тому +2

    Very instructive. Thanks Alpha.
    💜💜♐💜💜

  • @amnesia8228
    @amnesia8228 3 роки тому +35

    If she says "Do I look fat in these Jeans?" you can say "ew yeah you do" and then smile and say "just kidding, you look great"
    she's gonna like it and +10 points for ballsy humor ;)

    • @probablyyourmom2202
      @probablyyourmom2202 3 роки тому +4

      Risk at its finest

    • @amnesia8228
      @amnesia8228 3 роки тому +6

      ​@@probablyyourmom2202 to be honest, that is not risk :) you should not fear her reaction, say what the f*k ever you want to say and be 100% you, she likes it.. good for her, she doesn't.. you pass.
      80% of time girls love boys who say something other guys would not ;)

    • @probablyyourmom2202
      @probablyyourmom2202 3 роки тому +1

      I was into bruh girls n now she is pointing a gun at me for fun

    • @amnesia8228
      @amnesia8228 3 роки тому +4

      @@probablyyourmom2202 that is not bruh girl that is freaky girl trying to act like Harley Queen, yeah you need to put those type of girls out of list.

    • @probablyyourmom2202
      @probablyyourmom2202 3 роки тому +1

      I'm into that bs

  • @raihanrivandi5025
    @raihanrivandi5025 3 роки тому

    I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing but hardly any of these happen in my life, I can't even say if they actually want to be friends either.

  • @infernoo__007
    @infernoo__007 3 роки тому +35

    Oo fastest in my life

  • @rittickganguly8159
    @rittickganguly8159 3 роки тому

    Merry Christmas @m. May God bless you and your family.

  • @suyashp.4622
    @suyashp.4622 3 роки тому +1

    Always with the right advice😁

  • @deToX24-7
    @deToX24-7 3 роки тому

    man ur videos are like bingo, keep it so good

  • @rohitshenoy2249
    @rohitshenoy2249 3 роки тому

    One of the most humourous video on YT😂😂😂😂

  • @tabbydays226
    @tabbydays226 3 роки тому

    alpha m is our super awesome youtuber

  • @social3ngin33rin
    @social3ngin33rin 3 роки тому

    omg, the Tiege ads are back!!!!! :O

  • @torababdullah7952
    @torababdullah7952 3 роки тому

    You have to be in a comfortable space yourself first 😉 with looks same if not more important is peace of mind. You gotta feel sure and confident with your life choices and about yourself.
    Then no matter if a sexy senorita throws good compliment or even throws herself at you, you will not be shy or be embarrassed, instead you will feel you deserve that while still being very strongly grounded.
    Cheers & Peace .

  • @mokhlesbsh309
    @mokhlesbsh309 3 роки тому

    Alpha m , thank you !

  • @hakimsikder1387
    @hakimsikder1387 3 роки тому

    The last advise is awesome

  • @bashanborfrankysyiemlieh8022
    @bashanborfrankysyiemlieh8022 3 роки тому

    Merry Christmas to my mr alpha and all those reading this

  • @alexreyna2871
    @alexreyna2871 3 роки тому

    The video we NEEDED

  • @smogy001
    @smogy001 3 роки тому +1

    A man shouting at me for not being a chad for 9 mins straight

  • @jacobnomad24
    @jacobnomad24 3 роки тому

    This guy has helped me sky rocket my confidence around women like crazy sense my ex wife cheated on me

  • @amitsaklani8814
    @amitsaklani8814 3 роки тому

    That Tiege Hanley promotion was smooth

  • @cliffordpinto6057
    @cliffordpinto6057 3 роки тому

    Alpha m ultra pro guide to everything

  • @emmet5851
    @emmet5851 3 роки тому

    I once told an ex she was a 7 when she asked me. She was speechless, I told her my honest opinion, in retrospect. I was really naive and innocent.

    • @onuohaudeagha1255
      @onuohaudeagha1255 3 роки тому

      I would never hype a girl. I will tell her either the truth or less a number.
      Plan is to bring down her pride

  • @kartiksardana3058
    @kartiksardana3058 3 роки тому +2

    That uncomplicated tee has a lot of use in this video 😂😂

  • @ashisha11
    @ashisha11 3 роки тому

    i thought we finally had an answer for the friendzone. keep being you alpha

  • @mancavern4007
    @mancavern4007 3 роки тому

    Her “You look great!”
    You “Thank you. I have to look nice and step up my game to be around your amazing Togetherness!”

  • @guzbass
    @guzbass 3 роки тому +1

    Merry Christmas alpha ✌🏾

  • @briggscampo9519
    @briggscampo9519 3 роки тому

    Hey Alpha how about doing a video on blue collar styles?

  • @shoaibkhan-hd4we
    @shoaibkhan-hd4we 3 роки тому

    Aaron you are making us nice guy.

  • @samuelroberts6555
    @samuelroberts6555 3 роки тому

    Best video in a while

  • @Rajan11992
    @Rajan11992 3 роки тому +2

    Good video alpha ❤️