Let's all take a minute and show this man some appreciation. I can't imagine, how many people he's helped in so many ways. Positive ass energy and dude makes you feel even more bad ass when he keeps saying it. 😂 alpha, you're the man brotha and couldn't appreciate you more my friend.
1. Grammar and Spelling 2. Don’t assume she knows who you are, remind them who you are 3. Don’t make fun of yourself 4. Use the right amount of emojis 5. No sarcasm 6. One question at a time (it’s a waltz) 7. You be the one to end the conversation (you’re amazing, but I gotta run, ttyl) 8. Never ask “did you get my text” 9. Know when you’re getting blown off (if she doesn’t respond, give it 24 hours, try again, if she still doesn’t text back, drop her) 10. You are a badass Additional text messages: I saw something today and thought of you. I saw that last pic you posted, daaaaamn. It’s your fault I can’t get any work done today. How’s the sexiest woman in the world doing today Would you rather eat gas station sushi or hangout with me tonight Cancel your plans and meet me at 7pm. Chipotle What’re you wearing, I bet you look super cute. Send me a pic? I’m bored, want to go on an adventure with me this weekend?
I've been watching your videos since I was 15 and I'm 20 now. I just want to say thank you for teaching me the things no one else ever could. You're the best.
Wao, what a metaphor. "Texting is a dance". As in a dance everybody has to flow at the same intencity, men are expected to lead and have to make sure his partner feels confortable.
Alpha: "You are a badass!" Me: -nods head in badass approval - Alpha: "YOU ARE A BADASS!" Me: -begins laughing cause I realized I'm currently sitting in a bubble bath -
@@tristinlucas7699 True badasses can take all the baths they want and not feel self conscious about it, bro👊 Alpha needs to put that shit as a point in his next video lol
I love your excitement. Here's a big tip I'm giving away. i would tell a women I would be picking them up a ("exp. 9:00 p.m.) I would tell them I have a few things I need to take care of that evening. I give them a call around 8:00 p.m. and let them know I finished early, and didn't realize how quickly I would be in their area. "Can you recommend any local place I can stop for a drink?" The majority would tell me "I have drinks, just come over." They're usually still getting dressed. 7 out of 10 times we never left apartment.
Know Your Worth. Be confident! If you dont believe in what your selling . Why should she... and even if she ain't feeling you Then it's her loss . Your not missing out on Anything
*These text message examples not only show how to keep the conversation interesting but also emphasize the importance of timing and tone. Personalizing messages based on shared experiences can make a huge difference in getting a positive response!*
The key to my life of talking to women is asking many questions to find out more about them. Relate what you know about them to yourself. Memorise the little details they say and repeat them at a later date. This makes her surprised and happy that you remember what she has spoken about before so she will feel special with you.
The Cat Curious there’s nothing wrong with asking once. Being afraid to say hello or ask any questions is just lack of confidence. There’s so many fish in the water. Not everyone will be the one. Can’t be afraid of rejection or you’ll be there for years
I once told someone, "I've never been so intoxicated by one single individual, yet you still always blow everything that has has come close out of the water." She had a priceless reaction.😍
I live in Brazil, we're extreme confidents since we were born! This vid does make sense, listen to this boy, guys. Anyways, gotta thank ya for your clear English, I can understand it all.
As a 30 year old woman he is right lol I’m actually shocked how accurate this video was LOL Also I just adore his energy and his uplifting confidence for men. What a great role model for young men.
Man dude I freaking love this! Just got dumped by my fiancé see her posting shit on sc and instagram with her new bf and I was feeling all down and sorry for myself but now I’m ready to crush this! Get my identity back and show how awesome I am! 🐅
look at all of these complements and issues of thanks.....You certainly are a Badass! Motivational and high energy, awesome role model for the young men out there.
Her: What’s your snap? Me: I don’t have one, could I get your number instead? Her: .... Me (5 minutes later): I downloaded snap Her: ig profile is nowhere to be found
I was thinking the same thing! Total non-sequitur! Actually, thinking it through from a psychology POV, that could work. It's a pattern interrupt... She's thinking "tacos" then she's thinking "what?" Default response, go along... "Okay!" Like this... "Do you like classical music?" Her: "Sure!" "I got tickets to a monster truck rally, I'll pick you up at 8!"
My go to is pretty cheesy but it works. When asked what I'm doing, I respond with "talking to this beautiful girl." And if she asks who, I tell them to look in the mirror. If they don't ask who, then ask them if they'd like to see what she looks like.
Dude I don't know you, this is the first time I'm watching one of your videos and I gotta say, I like the vibe of it all, you tell things in an interactive way, thanks pal, definitely I'ma check out other vídeos 🙌
Why did I feel like SpongeBob watching that video lmfao "I’m ugly and I’m proud" "Say it louder!" "I’m ugly and I’m proud!" "Louder!!" "I’m ugly and I’m a badass!!" Lol
The "what are you wearing?" line definitely works. But ONLY if you've already been talking to her for a while, and ONLY in the late evening and during the week around bed time....It's a great way to gauge her mood. I've been using it for YEARS. If she says she's wearing a hoody and sweat pants, just say "boring." If she bites and asks why?, you're in. Dont just say "Oh." From then on, play it slow. Point out things you like about her figure. "Why are you wearing sweatpants? I've always loved your legs. You shouldn't hide em." On the other hand, if she comes out with "I'm just in a tank top and panties" do NOT ask for a pic right away. Its corny!!!! Say something casual but complimentary. (Ex :Nice, Sexy) Just keep it slow and flirty. Gotta let that shit build up. Trust me fellas. Take your time and ALWAYS leave them wanting more. Those 1 liners dont work.
@@Dyadactic I'm 45 years old homie. The ONLY time I've dated anyone 30 or over I was 23. I stay in great shape. I don't smoke, and I don't drink often, so I don't look my age. But I always tell everyone how old I am. You would think that would turn a younger girl off...quite the opposite my friend. I'm a bit in the arrogant side, but I'm playful about it. You can be cocky and women will eat it up. You just can't be a dick about it. Be light and playful and throw them curveballs sometimes. Something totally unexpected. Something I would do when I was younger and in clubs/bars - if I was trying to talk to one girl but he friend us kinda cock blocking and running her mouth about how they're best friends or whatever, I would say "You guys should kiss." 80% of the time they do, especially if they've had a drink or two. If they do, flirt and joke around with both if them. Just stay focused on the one you want. If she thinks you're trying to fuck her friend too, it's usually game over. Unless they hint at a 3some...that's a different story. Just keep it light and fun, stay patient, and let everything happen on its own.
Me: "Hi" Her: .... alpha.m :"don't a-s-k her if she saw your message - they always do!" Me: " I know you saw my message!!!!, you always do!" also me - dam I nailed it 🤙🏽 i'm probably a badass.
“Hey Brenda how was your day?” “Good.” “Sweet, what did you eat for lunch?” “Tacos” *“I love tacos, do you want to go out tonight for sushi”* YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS HUMOR UP LOL
@@ted_dy_bee7904 If she can't commit right away, you should NEVER proceed. You tell her you are busy man and if she can't make it then you'll meet some other time when she has time. If she doesn't suggest some other time, usually it means low or no interest, so you either move away or wait for a week and ask again. If you don't get a definite answer the second time, then you should drop it. By the way, never, and I mean NEVER call to confirm (like calling at 7:30) otherwise you present yourself as a weak man lacking c confidence.
@GOLDENMORAL CINEMAS you: withdraw lightsaber from sleeve, revealing the crimson red color. She: *turn on blue lightsaber* Clash intensity as the dramatic music go louder. I managed to slice her in half just like Darth Vader did to Obi-Wan.
Thank you Alpha M. You look fantastic and I appreciate that you're trying to build up men. Women are attracted to men that build each other up. Positivity not negativity.
You are an amazing dude. Soo many good guys never get a chance with these girls because, they are clueless. I believe that what you’re doing is getting them that chance, and thus helping both sides to fall in love and benefit. Good job, and thank you.
Cause girls aren’t attracted to overly nice, get the friend zone. I started being neutral, I’m also funny as hell. Girls have realized I’m a nice genuine guy later on, with a great personality and a sarcastic asshole humor. Have multiple dates/girls you’re seeing at one time, before deciding you’re in love. That’s how dating used to be.
Dude, I’ve been following you for about a year and you really do you spraying a smile to my face you had a little bit of humor to your videos and I think it makes them better.
Alpha the type of guy to steal your girl and give you tips on how to win her back
Hahahahahahaha
Lolllll
He ain't stealing shit
Alpha would never steal his boys girl. Funny joke though. Lol
Jacob Roldan lmao
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: Would you rather die or see me tonight
Cops: Hey
😂😂😂😂
underrated
So underrated
Lmaooooo... 😁😁😁
🤣🤣why not on top of cmnts
He said badass so many times, I ended up sending her a text saying “I’m a badass” she blocked me.
You might as well have said ,"im batman" 🤣😂
Tuff
😂😂😂😂😂
That's tuff, mate
I'm sorry to hear that..
Let's all take a minute and show this man some appreciation. I can't imagine, how many people he's helped in so many ways. Positive ass energy and dude makes you feel even more bad ass when he keeps saying it. 😂 alpha, you're the man brotha and couldn't appreciate you more my friend.
This video just changed my whole life.............not kidding
@@skinewengland1 how ur bad ass now ?
@@TechTok88 nah he a simp now
Fast tips of this video?
Do not follow this dudes advice. Signed women of the world.
M: What are you doing tonight?
G: Sleeping Why?
M: Shame, i am playing chess,and i am missing a queen
smooth
respect
smooth
Noise
👌😐
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how he's always trying to boost our confidence 👏🏻
Yep
Yess
Yeah
hell yeah!
Top tip doesn't work on underdeveloped girls I'm 13 not a nonce lol
"I love tacos, do you wanna go out tonight for sushi?" 😂😂😂
I've done that before haha
I died after that 😂
Yeah, that had me in stitches - too good!
Kenneth Vargas sense 100
Wtf🤦🏾♂️
1. Grammar and Spelling
2. Don’t assume she knows who you are, remind them who you are
3. Don’t make fun of yourself
4. Use the right amount of emojis
5. No sarcasm
6. One question at a time (it’s a waltz)
7. You be the one to end the conversation (you’re amazing, but I gotta run, ttyl)
8. Never ask “did you get my text”
9. Know when you’re getting blown off (if she doesn’t respond, give it 24 hours, try again, if she still doesn’t text back, drop her)
10. You are a badass
Additional text messages:
I saw something today and thought of you.
I saw that last pic you posted, daaaaamn.
It’s your fault I can’t get any work done today.
How’s the sexiest woman in the world doing today
Would you rather eat gas station sushi or hangout with me tonight
Cancel your plans and meet me at 7pm. Chipotle
What’re you wearing, I bet you look super cute. Send me a pic?
I’m bored, want to go on an adventure with me this weekend?
The amount of self esteem i gained from this video is crazzy.
Marlon Nelson yo man. We are all badass
You're a badass and you're going to get spicy senioritas!
It has me dead af😂😂😂😂
Marlon Nelson, YOU are a badass!
hahahah same here
Got her number from her friend and texted her:
Me: Hi, how are you doing?
Her: Who is this?
Me: I’m a baaaaaadass
*blocked*
Hahaha that's awesome!
💀💀
James Laurente ya dun fucked uo
Savage u🤣
Lame my profile name called a Badass so I never got girl texting me
Was screaming i am a badass, mom came into my room and asked wtf is wrong with me
Lmfao.
Lmao
Jesi car
Veljko Jovanovic sameeeee 😂💀
Veljko Jovanovic tell her I’m a fuckin badass
I've been watching your videos since I was 15 and I'm 20 now. I just want to say thank you for teaching me the things no one else ever could. You're the best.
got a gf?
@@cottonflowers849 asking the real questions here
Me also curious
Did u get gf after watching for more than 5 years
He is ghosting your question guy's 😂
Alpha m: Say it
Me: (shouts) *I AM A BADASS*
Mom: are u crazy
Haha
I also shouted
My mom beat me with a sandal
LOL 😂
You should get a wallet that says “bad motherfucker” on it.
Davey TV THIS HAPPENED TO ME LITERALLY LOL
Superb
Me: *Gets a text message from a girl*
Also me: *Goes straight to Alpha m*
this is actually fax
Me rnnn
Facts
Yeees! That's totally me
Obi Wan: That's why I'm here.
Alpha -"SAY IT AGAIN ,YOU ARE A BADASS"
Me -" you are a Badass"
😂😂
Underatet comment
No! You!
Me: Again, You are a badass (⊙_ʖ⊙)
LoL 😂😂 I believe everyone did it... Including me
Wao, what a metaphor. "Texting is a dance". As in a dance everybody has to flow at the same intencity, men are expected to lead and have to make sure his partner feels confortable.
That is an amazing way of interpreting it!
Alpha seems like he had too much coffee b4 this vid.. his energy🔥
true too much coffee lot of energy☕☕☕
Same in every video
Poor women he dates can't get a word in🤣🤣
Or maybe it's just all the testo
The Falcon Brothers lol his energy is always super high
This is how many days I’ve been waiting for her to text me back
👇 *IM A BADASS*
oef thats alot
Damn bro she is crazy for you 😂
That is very creative.
Ohana smart
It took her a month and a half it text me and she texted me today. That made my day
My dad went to my room and asked me why I was yelling “I AM A BADASS” I couldn’t be more embarrassed 😅
Mango my dog started howling.... you know at which part 😂
The only appropriate response to that question is: "Because I'm a badass!"
😂😂🤣🤣
I won't hit a like bcoz this 222 looks good😂😂
I vet he felt a bit proud tho
"hey excuse me, I watch alpha m"
Please be my boyfriend
@@MartinThePanda it's sad you were raised up like this
@@pranavrai2310 its sad that you think its sad
@@MartinThePanda what are you talking about wearing two shades yourself?
@@MartinThePanda hahahahahahahahha the best!!!
right?!
Alpha: "You are a badass!"
Me: -nods head in badass approval -
Alpha: "YOU ARE A BADASS!"
Me: -begins laughing cause I realized I'm currently sitting in a bubble bath -
A bad ass bubble bath
@@dobi287 Hell yeah!
LOL
Bro no shit I literally watched this while taking a hot bath 💀
@@tristinlucas7699 True badasses can take all the baths they want and not feel self conscious about it, bro👊
Alpha needs to put that shit as a point in his next video lol
-how is the sexiest girl doing?
-amazing, thanks
-how would you know?
This would be an absolute killer joke, thought I would blow my chances with that girl, but totally worth the joke
I tried that...Now I can't reply to her conversation ✌
I texted this to my laady boss, now am jobless 😔
Lmaoo nice one
Сергей Вторников respect
I love how alpha m always give 1000% energy on his video and don't mind being weird
She: hey
Me: hey
She: tell something about yourself
Me: I'm a badass.
I told a girl that she's a spicy senorita and it didn't end well.
Big Sexy 😂
😂😂😂
Lol.
🤣😭💀
Big Sexy 😂
I love your excitement. Here's a big tip I'm giving away. i would tell a women I would be picking them up a ("exp. 9:00 p.m.) I would tell them I have a few things I need to take care of that evening. I give them a call around 8:00 p.m. and let them know I finished early, and didn't realize how quickly I would be in their area. "Can you recommend any local place I can stop for a drink?" The majority would tell me "I have drinks, just come over." They're usually still getting dressed. 7 out of 10 times we never left apartment.
Damn this covid shiii...8 o'clock issa curfew,will make sure to try this later
Bad asss!!!
Dayum, those women are trusting. I NEVER tell a guy where I live!
@@thefacelessquestion3333 IKR!! I have an spicy señorita waiting to fall in love with me but it's on the other part of the town. F*ck this v1rus
Thats genius
We all need a brother like Alpha!
New drinking game: take a shot every time Alpha says "spicy senorita."
Chug your drink every time he says beeeyadassss
Yo I would be drunk in like 3 videos because he says it so often 😂😂😂
Lol its awsome when he says that tho.
I watched 3 videoa. I'm drunk
There's gonna be an influx of alcohol poisoning victims if this game starts. Sounds like fun though!
I don't think I'd make it.
"_______ I'm bored, lets go rob a bank" works pretty well"
I tried this.. she reported me!
Snek I'll help :)
If the girls first name is Bonny -
It works
Signed,
Clyde
snek
Ive used this a good few times 😂
Tried this now I'm typing this from jail
Know Your Worth. Be confident! If you dont believe in what your selling . Why should she... and even if she ain't feeling you Then it's her loss . Your not missing out on Anything
Hell yeah!
Real talk
You're* I had to, sorry. Btw, I agree!
All facts 🎯🗣
@@x.invictus6597 lol its cool
I’m not really sure if all of your chips work but you present them in such a humorous way that is very entertaining! You are the man!
Me : I saw something that reminded me of you today
Her : What was it?
Me: my shit
Did you fall from heaven?
G : Why?
Because you landed on your face
Legend
😂
DarkSoulz Clever👌👌
smooth
3:30, I swear this part right here probably boosted thousands of people's self-confidence and made them smile.
Yessssss
I AM A BADASS
To me it was more like... yeah there's a good chance of rejection
@@رسولآبشاری-ه7و عه ایرانی
@@tsuki5284 are
This Pops just when I needed the most thanks alphas ;)
I second that
Yisrael Schenker I third that
I fourth that
I sixth that
I seventh that :)
These were the exact texts I used to get my first GF, watching the vid for like the 2nd time. These work like a charm!
Momma Alpha gave birth and as soon as baby Alpha’s head popped out he said “I’m a bad ass!“ The doctor high-fived his little hand.
Alpha Always Knows What I need... Real G
Real G you mean g spot?
@@ehsannaderi2940 stfu
Alpha’s parents: shhhh he’s gonna say it! Alpha: Spicy senoritas
HE SAID HIS FIRST WORDS!!!!! LMAOOOOO
And one of these 👍
Badass
🤣
My favorite text messages is: I saw something today and I thought about you.
Alpha is the only guy on UA-cam who can make me go from being really self conscious about myself to yelling at my phone that I’m a bad ass.
Thank you.
Bruhh samee
There's also How To Beast & Teachingmensfashion
💯💯😭😭❤😂
I AM A BADASS!!!! 😈😈
FAXX🤣🤣🤣
I want to take you to the cinema but they don't allow snacks in.
Lmfao
Good one
@@Blackdynasty123 thanks
Thats a good one lol
Nice
This guy’s transition to sponsors are better than linus tech tips😂
YES. And that is a feat to be proud of
… such a sick burn could only fixed by a sip from an LTT water bottle.
@@Phillip1220 Fr
Man what they actually make sense too
*These text message examples not only show how to keep the conversation interesting but also emphasize the importance of timing and tone. Personalizing messages based on shared experiences can make a huge difference in getting a positive response!*
I was pumped, I've memorised all the tips, I've said I'm a BADASS 4 Times, And just realised I don't have her number 😅
Dayum bro😂😂😂
That sucks
Just get it from her
@@creedYT711 yeah I missed my shot I can't see her now we're in different schools
F
I am so alpha i just send girls this video when texting.
Bro 😅
I want to like this comment but it’s at 69 likes
@@williamtillier4246 me too
just play dota dude
Hats off
“Truth is u sent it to like 6 chicks, but it doesn’t matter” HAHAHHA
14 February
Me in book shop: "Do you have a post card saying "I love ONLY you!"
They: "Yes, we have"
Me: "Give me six please."
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
My guy is on point... like the way he let's us men know we are awesome
Text her: "do you own Tiege hanley"?
Her: "no"
Me- "Ok we are done"
Lol
Tiege hanley is man only
Emojimatt That’s cold 🤣
This is comedy
You need Teige Hanley
I will use Teige Henley before texting! 😁😁😁
your text will radiate like your skin XD
@@adarshpandey1958 nice one man that should be an independent comment.
Yeah moist up those fingers with some Tiege
The key to my life of talking to women is asking many questions to find out more about them. Relate what you know about them to yourself. Memorise the little details they say and repeat them at a later date. This makes her surprised and happy that you remember what she has spoken about before so she will feel special with you.
How many women have you used this on and don’t lie how often does it work
“Know when you’re getting blown off.” Great advice.
Bro
Thats really the most important thing
How you led into "You Are A BAD @$$" the book had me literally 😂 LOL! You're pure Gold & a Bad@$$!
Alpha’s videos are like a self esteem boost, love the energy in them
I AM A BADASS!!!
Me: I saw something today that reminded me of you
Her: oh yeah what was that?
Me: A dog
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🔥
*Blocked*😂😂
I swear to god I thought of the same exact thing 😂. Great minds think alike
Yup that’ll definitely get her😂🤦♂️
😂😂😂😂😂
“So I got this project for school I have to write about the finer things in life, maybe i could just interview you”
You’re welcome fellas
acemoneySK8R well done 👍
Rxm gamer you use it? i wanna see results
@@nikeairmaxswag90 no I didn't use it but it's smooth
acemoneySK8R legend
School? What are u 17??
I’m glad you’re not the guy telling guys to text “come over” to break the ice🙏🏼
Then come lol
I’m holding my phone in my hand right now but i rather be holding you
Just genius!
Cringy don’t send that to nobody
A good one would be “damn u too damn bad to be walkin by yoself u tryna walk wimmie cuz I’m tryna get to kno yo fine ass”
Or “aye foe u German? Yea I could u bad asl Ian gon cap. u tryna walk wimmie gxng or u coolin? Ight bet it up ofn.”
*blocked*
I'm bored wanna go to an adventure this weekend?
Her: Creep
Gets blocked.
The Cat Curious there’s nothing wrong with asking once. Being afraid to say hello or ask any questions is just lack of confidence. There’s so many fish in the water. Not everyone will be the one. Can’t be afraid of rejection or you’ll be there for years
Probably didn't work because u didn't build a strong connection next time build a strong connection
exactly 🤣
Have you ever actually used this, because I send stuff like this all the time and it kills
Funny af !!!!!😂😂😂😂
"I am a badass. I am amazing!"
Thank you alpha for boosting our confidence and for giving us your motivational speeches. I highly appreciate that! 👏😃
As a female wimen love these types of messages 😊😊😊
I once told someone, "I've never been so intoxicated by one single individual, yet you still always blow everything that has has come close out of the water."
She had a priceless reaction.😍
I live in Brazil, we're extreme confidents since we were born! This vid does make sense, listen to this boy, guys. Anyways, gotta thank ya for your clear English, I can understand it all.
3:37
me at 3 am at night: Imma badass!
Sister from the next room: Yeah yeah. Now sleep
Great upload. Keep the confidence.
Confidence not arrogance.
Social Intelligence and not being desperate.
I am a Bad-Ass and I love myself.
«don’t assume she knows who u are»
I see an oppertunity here🤔
William Tillier spelling 😂 jk
Let me take you back really quick about the 1st rule
William Tillier
You just failed the 1st tip
"assume" = making an ASS out of U and ME...lol
ua-cam.com/video/v2QJ--DfyJ4/v-deo.html
Me:hey
Her:her
Me:I saw something that made me think of you
Her: what's that
Me:flowers
Her:you've been watching alphas videos haven't you
Me:👁👄👁
😂
😂
HAHAAAHA
Dude a guy actually send that to me... now i know 👀
Lol yasss. I always find this guy video funny. He is funny 😄 funny bad ass
The scariest moment is always just before you start. Stephen King
As a 30 year old woman he is right lol I’m actually shocked how accurate this video was LOL
Also I just adore his energy and his uplifting confidence for men. What a great role model for young men.
6:39 I think most of us are guilty of this 😂
1999 Nice profile pic. Capital steez would be proud of you keeping on top of your shit and bettering yourself
YUNG DMT long live steelo
YUP
ong
Me: What are you doing tonight ?
Her: Nothing not much you?
Me: Hanging out with you.
We're almost going on 5 years
ayy
Damn playa
ayy lmao 👽 just take my money, teach me!
Well played sir well played
5 years of waiting to hang out? jk good for you man
He is a like an elder brother I never had.. Love him 🙃🙃
Man dude I freaking love this! Just got dumped by my fiancé see her posting shit on sc and instagram with her new bf and I was feeling all down and sorry for myself but now I’m ready to crush this! Get my identity back and show how awesome I am! 🐅
*Step 1:*
_Actually have a girl's number._
😂
I completed step 1 🥳
What's step number 2?
@@denzylRTX Step 2:
send memes
True
Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history”
Aaron: Hold my Tiege Hanley
“You’re busy sending to like 6 chicks”
YOOOO quiet down lmaooo
The moment he said that I read this 😂
look at all of these complements and issues of thanks.....You certainly are a Badass!
Motivational and high energy, awesome role model for the young men out there.
Me: do you have snapchat
Her: no :(
Me: can I have your number then
Her: I downloaded Snapchat
*has 300k snap score* Her:”I hacked it hahah or Its old.”
The electronic gamer me as a girl with 76 snap score😳
Demon Love u should add me😎i’m jk
Her: What’s your snap?
Me: I don’t have one, could I get your number instead?
Her: ....
Me (5 minutes later): I downloaded snap
Her: ig profile is nowhere to be found
Eminem's first text: hey girl, wanna go out?
Girl: no, sorry.
Eminem: *back to rapping*
Arpit Dadhich *writes Kim*
U mean * Disstrack*
@@vernitusdonwidny7505 FAXXXX
Eminem my ex girlfriend is in the trunk
"I love tacos, wanna go out for sushi" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
SCar98 that got me too
I was thinking the same thing! Total non-sequitur!
Actually, thinking it through from a psychology POV, that could work. It's a pattern interrupt... She's thinking "tacos" then she's thinking "what?" Default response, go along... "Okay!"
Like this... "Do you like classical music?"
Her: "Sure!"
"I got tickets to a monster truck rally, I'll pick you up at 8!"
Sushi is a Japanese Taco
I become so happy just from seeing you excited broo
My go to is pretty cheesy but it works. When asked what I'm doing, I respond with "talking to this beautiful girl." And if she asks who, I tell them to look in the mirror. If they don't ask who, then ask them if they'd like to see what she looks like.
Watched this on the toilet and loudly screamed: I'M A BADASS. Effective.
David Adams with all that shit coming out then your ass is truly bad
I don’t know how, but when you tell me to tell myself I’m a bad ass, it increases my self-esteem 😂❤️
Dude I don't know you, this is the first time I'm watching one of your videos and I gotta say, I like the vibe of it all, you tell things in an interactive way, thanks pal, definitely I'ma check out other vídeos 🙌
When you are early and wanna make a joke but you don't know what to say :/
The fact that I was yelling “I’m a badass” @ 1am😂😂
Cuz you’re a badass!
Me too!!
Why did I feel like SpongeBob watching that video lmfao
"I’m ugly and I’m proud"
"Say it louder!"
"I’m ugly and I’m proud!"
"Louder!!"
"I’m ugly and I’m a badass!!" Lol
“Hey you!”
A simple spell, but quite unbreakable
This is 100% facts
The avengers quote makes me believe you
@@jacobluke1171you read my mind Mr. Doctor… It’s Strange
The "what are you wearing?" line definitely works. But ONLY if you've already been talking to her for a while, and ONLY in the late evening and during the week around bed time....It's a great way to gauge her mood. I've been using it for YEARS. If she says she's wearing a hoody and sweat pants, just say "boring." If she bites and asks why?, you're in. Dont just say "Oh." From then on, play it slow. Point out things you like about her figure. "Why are you wearing sweatpants? I've always loved your legs. You shouldn't hide em." On the other hand, if she comes out with "I'm just in a tank top and panties" do NOT ask for a pic right away. Its corny!!!! Say something casual but complimentary. (Ex :Nice, Sexy) Just keep it slow and flirty. Gotta let that shit build up. Trust me fellas. Take your time and ALWAYS leave them wanting more. Those 1 liners dont work.
Taking notes yo
This is elite advise
@@Dyadactic I'm 45 years old homie. The ONLY time I've dated anyone 30 or over I was 23. I stay in great shape. I don't smoke, and I don't drink often, so I don't look my age. But I always tell everyone how old I am. You would think that would turn a younger girl off...quite the opposite my friend. I'm a bit in the arrogant side, but I'm playful about it. You can be cocky and women will eat it up. You just can't be a dick about it. Be light and playful and throw them curveballs sometimes. Something totally unexpected. Something I would do when I was younger and in clubs/bars - if I was trying to talk to one girl but he friend us kinda cock blocking and running her mouth about how they're best friends or whatever, I would say "You guys should kiss." 80% of the time they do, especially if they've had a drink or two. If they do, flirt and joke around with both if them. Just stay focused on the one you want. If she thinks you're trying to fuck her friend too, it's usually game over. Unless they hint at a 3some...that's a different story. Just keep it light and fun, stay patient, and let everything happen on its own.
Bro I need more advice,can you share more like this?
Her: Just a bra and panties loll
You: Always dressing to please I see!
i started screaming "I AM A BADASS" in the middle of my room and it felt GREAT.
I did that a few days ago lmao it felt so good
Me: "Hi"
Her: ....
alpha.m :"don't a-s-k her if she saw your message - they always do!"
Me: " I know you saw my message!!!!, you always do!"
also me - dam I nailed it 🤙🏽 i'm probably a badass.
“Hey Brenda how was your day?”
“Good.”
“Sweet, what did you eat for lunch?”
“Tacos”
*“I love tacos, do you want to go out tonight for sushi”*
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS HUMOR UP LOL
I love how his examples are grossly exaggerated to help us in the funniest way😂😂
Her : "dunno"
Me : "meet u at 8"
Her : "Ok but can't promise"
Me calls at 7:30 to ask if she's ready*
Her : "sry I can't make it today"
Me : 😐
@@ted_dy_bee7904 LOL...Her loss and you just dodged a bullet. NEXT!!
haha
~Cheers!
Raw
@@ted_dy_bee7904 If she can't commit right away, you should NEVER proceed. You tell her you are busy man and if she can't make it then you'll meet some other time when she has time.
If she doesn't suggest some other time, usually it means low or no interest, so you either move away or wait for a week and ask again. If you don't get a definite answer the second time, then you should drop it.
By the way, never, and I mean NEVER call to confirm (like calling at 7:30) otherwise you present yourself as a weak man lacking c confidence.
Your impressions on how girls react it is hilarious!!😂😂
6:42 me: would you rather gas station sushi or hang out with me?
She: Can I choose to die?
So true
Me: nope, pick either one
She: *pick gas station sushi*
Me: ........
@GOLDENMORAL CINEMAS you: withdraw lightsaber from sleeve, revealing the crimson red color.
She: *turn on blue lightsaber*
Clash intensity as the dramatic music go louder.
I managed to slice her in half just like Darth Vader did to Obi-Wan.
@@monkeymunchie9717 At that point you say "alright, I'll bring you some Gas Station sushi then. I'll be there by 6."
Agreed
Thank you Alpha M. You look fantastic and I appreciate that you're trying to build up men. Women are attracted to men that build each other up. Positivity not negativity.
You are an amazing dude. Soo many good guys never get a chance with these girls because, they are clueless. I believe that what you’re doing is getting them that chance, and thus helping both sides to fall in love and benefit. Good job, and thank you.
Cause girls aren’t attracted to overly nice, get the friend zone. I started being neutral, I’m also funny as hell. Girls have realized I’m a nice genuine guy later on, with a great personality and a sarcastic asshole humor. Have multiple dates/girls you’re seeing at one time, before deciding you’re in love. That’s how dating used to be.
"Hey girl did u just fart cause u blew me away"
Anyone else think he should put a blonde wig on when impersonating a spicy senorita?
This sounds like some kind of fantasy...
I would say black wig if he is pretending to be a Spanish girl
Bro he actually did that, in a very old video, he reshowed it an other later video when reacting at it
I love Spanish girls
Dude, I’ve been following you for about a year and you really do you spraying a smile to my face you had a little bit of humor to your videos and I think it makes them better.
Me too 😂😅
I’m gonna use these tips on this girl who’s number I got the other day
i love the way alpha mimic 😂