THIS is How a Girl Wants You to Text Her! (Steal THESE 8 Text Messages)

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  • @jacobroldan6022
    @jacobroldan6022 5 років тому +18571

    Alpha the type of guy to steal your girl and give you tips on how to win her back

    • @joesephiero8962
      @joesephiero8962 5 років тому +136

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @odehezel7419
      @odehezel7419 5 років тому +43

      Lolllll

    • @slhedn6749
      @slhedn6749 5 років тому +84

      He ain't stealing shit

    • @Ebelon
      @Ebelon 5 років тому +210

      Alpha would never steal his boys girl. Funny joke though. Lol

    • @Tmanz311
      @Tmanz311 5 років тому +4

      Jacob Roldan lmao

  • @michaelmayler6642
    @michaelmayler6642 4 роки тому +5145

    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: Would you rather die or see me tonight
    Cops: Hey

  • @vineethkumar6397
    @vineethkumar6397 5 років тому +6133

    He said badass so many times, I ended up sending her a text saying “I’m a badass” she blocked me.

  • @kylerzane31212
    @kylerzane31212 3 роки тому +686

    Let's all take a minute and show this man some appreciation. I can't imagine, how many people he's helped in so many ways. Positive ass energy and dude makes you feel even more bad ass when he keeps saying it. 😂 alpha, you're the man brotha and couldn't appreciate you more my friend.

  • @teatime5015
    @teatime5015 5 років тому +10616

    M: What are you doing tonight?
    G: Sleeping Why?
    M: Shame, i am playing chess,and i am missing a queen

  • @anshuman4438
    @anshuman4438 4 роки тому +5356

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate how he's always trying to boost our confidence 👏🏻

  • @kennethvargas8736
    @kennethvargas8736 5 років тому +5682

    "I love tacos, do you wanna go out tonight for sushi?" 😂😂😂

  • @thavue3013
    @thavue3013 2 роки тому +15

    1. Grammar and Spelling
    2. Don’t assume she knows who you are, remind them who you are
    3. Don’t make fun of yourself
    4. Use the right amount of emojis
    5. No sarcasm
    6. One question at a time (it’s a waltz)
    7. You be the one to end the conversation (you’re amazing, but I gotta run, ttyl)
    8. Never ask “did you get my text”
    9. Know when you’re getting blown off (if she doesn’t respond, give it 24 hours, try again, if she still doesn’t text back, drop her)
    10. You are a badass
    Additional text messages:
    I saw something today and thought of you.
    I saw that last pic you posted, daaaaamn.
    It’s your fault I can’t get any work done today.
    How’s the sexiest woman in the world doing today
    Would you rather eat gas station sushi or hangout with me tonight
    Cancel your plans and meet me at 7pm. Chipotle
    What’re you wearing, I bet you look super cute. Send me a pic?
    I’m bored, want to go on an adventure with me this weekend?

  • @chrxnic_vxnity9900
    @chrxnic_vxnity9900 5 років тому +1274

    The amount of self esteem i gained from this video is crazzy.

    • @vincentliu2707
      @vincentliu2707 5 років тому +13

      Marlon Nelson yo man. We are all badass

    • @Jaminskii
      @Jaminskii 5 років тому +21

      You're a badass and you're going to get spicy senioritas!

    • @macdre6480
      @macdre6480 4 роки тому +5

      It has me dead af😂😂😂😂

    • @MATTINATOR-zl8gw
      @MATTINATOR-zl8gw 4 роки тому +2

      Marlon Nelson, YOU are a badass!

    • @misticalagesdennix
      @misticalagesdennix 4 роки тому +1

      hahahah same here

  • @jameslaurente9585
    @jameslaurente9585 5 років тому +3105

    Got her number from her friend and texted her:
    Me: Hi, how are you doing?
    Her: Who is this?
    Me: I’m a baaaaaadass
    *blocked*

  • @Tony-ik5bv
    @Tony-ik5bv 5 років тому +1597

    Was screaming i am a badass, mom came into my room and asked wtf is wrong with me

  • @thaddeusgosik7559
    @thaddeusgosik7559 3 роки тому +185

    I've been watching your videos since I was 15 and I'm 20 now. I just want to say thank you for teaching me the things no one else ever could. You're the best.

    • @cottonflowers849
      @cottonflowers849 2 роки тому +8

      got a gf?

    • @Danny-bx9le
      @Danny-bx9le 2 роки тому +15

      @@cottonflowers849 asking the real questions here

    • @dollarwaikhom6656
      @dollarwaikhom6656 Рік тому +6

      Me also curious
      Did u get gf after watching for more than 5 years

    • @fezg429
      @fezg429 Рік тому +4

      He is ghosting your question guy's 😂

  • @ishowspeedyclips4502
    @ishowspeedyclips4502 5 років тому +3235

    Alpha m: Say it
    Me: (shouts) *I AM A BADASS*
    Mom: are u crazy

  • @rickochet5105
    @rickochet5105 5 років тому +2442

    Me: *Gets a text message from a girl*
    Also me: *Goes straight to Alpha m*

  • @Mnch-tn9rh
    @Mnch-tn9rh 4 роки тому +2539

    Alpha -"SAY IT AGAIN ,YOU ARE A BADASS"
    Me -" you are a Badass"

  • @luisangeltremolrivas1771
    @luisangeltremolrivas1771 3 роки тому +11

    Wao, what a metaphor. "Texting is a dance". As in a dance everybody has to flow at the same intencity, men are expected to lead and have to make sure his partner feels confortable.

  • @nashvin1777
    @nashvin1777 5 років тому +1257

    Alpha seems like he had too much coffee b4 this vid.. his energy🔥

    • @HoneySSantillan
      @HoneySSantillan 5 років тому

      true too much coffee lot of energy☕☕☕

    • @robgodden6736
      @robgodden6736 5 років тому +1

      Same in every video

    • @robgodden6736
      @robgodden6736 5 років тому +12

      Poor women he dates can't get a word in🤣🤣

    • @ekscholl
      @ekscholl 5 років тому +1

      Or maybe it's just all the testo

    • @Tmanz311
      @Tmanz311 5 років тому

      The Falcon Brothers lol his energy is always super high

  • @t.myazoe
    @t.myazoe 5 років тому +1945

    This is how many days I’ve been waiting for her to text me back
    👇 *IM A BADASS*

    • @yourijevriend730
      @yourijevriend730 5 років тому +8

      oef thats alot

    • @crow_g1639
      @crow_g1639 5 років тому +18

      Damn bro she is crazy for you 😂

    • @Josh-js9wh
      @Josh-js9wh 5 років тому +5

      That is very creative.

    • @projectcar9488
      @projectcar9488 5 років тому +2

      Ohana smart

    • @willrickerman5392
      @willrickerman5392 5 років тому +5

      It took her a month and a half it text me and she texted me today. That made my day

  • @HansyBarts
    @HansyBarts 4 роки тому +2809

    My dad went to my room and asked me why I was yelling “I AM A BADASS” I couldn’t be more embarrassed 😅

  • @viniciusazevedo6043
    @viniciusazevedo6043 5 років тому +1521

    "hey excuse me, I watch alpha m"
    Please be my boyfriend

    • @pranavrai2310
      @pranavrai2310 5 років тому +17

      @@MartinThePanda it's sad you were raised up like this

    • @diordemon2717
      @diordemon2717 5 років тому +11

      @@pranavrai2310 its sad that you think its sad

    • @viperphoton1398
      @viperphoton1398 5 років тому

      @@MartinThePanda what are you talking about wearing two shades yourself?

    • @darkostojanovski4376
      @darkostojanovski4376 5 років тому +2

      @@MartinThePanda hahahahahahahahha the best!!!

    • @poposisa
      @poposisa 5 років тому

      right?!

  • @Steven_Ray_Photography
    @Steven_Ray_Photography 5 років тому +2642

    Alpha: "You are a badass!"
    Me: -nods head in badass approval -
    Alpha: "YOU ARE A BADASS!"
    Me: -begins laughing cause I realized I'm currently sitting in a bubble bath -

    • @dobi287
      @dobi287 5 років тому +150

      A bad ass bubble bath

    • @Steven_Ray_Photography
      @Steven_Ray_Photography 5 років тому +28

      @@dobi287 Hell yeah!

    • @kidneytransplantwarrior21
      @kidneytransplantwarrior21 5 років тому +6

      LOL

    • @tristinlucas7699
      @tristinlucas7699 5 років тому +24

      Bro no shit I literally watched this while taking a hot bath 💀

    • @Steven_Ray_Photography
      @Steven_Ray_Photography 5 років тому +20

      @@tristinlucas7699 True badasses can take all the baths they want and not feel self conscious about it, bro👊
      Alpha needs to put that shit as a point in his next video lol

  • @sergeivtornikov4043
    @sergeivtornikov4043 5 років тому +512

    -how is the sexiest girl doing?
    -amazing, thanks
    -how would you know?

    • @thesophisticatedtarzan1797
      @thesophisticatedtarzan1797 5 років тому +50

      This would be an absolute killer joke, thought I would blow my chances with that girl, but totally worth the joke

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 5 років тому +15

      I tried that...Now I can't reply to her conversation ✌

    • @amittkumar151
      @amittkumar151 5 років тому +19

      I texted this to my laady boss, now am jobless 😔

    • @Chucklee1696
      @Chucklee1696 5 років тому +1

      Lmaoo nice one

    • @marckperez5416
      @marckperez5416 5 років тому

      Сергей Вторников respect

  • @duynhat638
    @duynhat638 3 роки тому +29

    I love how alpha m always give 1000% energy on his video and don't mind being weird

  • @prateekdagar8154
    @prateekdagar8154 4 роки тому +188

    She: hey
    Me: hey
    She: tell something about yourself
    Me: I'm a badass.

  • @applex1138
    @applex1138 5 років тому +1266

    I told a girl that she's a spicy senorita and it didn't end well.

  • @HomeSolarSimplified
    @HomeSolarSimplified 4 роки тому +502

    I love your excitement. Here's a big tip I'm giving away. i would tell a women I would be picking them up a ("exp. 9:00 p.m.) I would tell them I have a few things I need to take care of that evening. I give them a call around 8:00 p.m. and let them know I finished early, and didn't realize how quickly I would be in their area. "Can you recommend any local place I can stop for a drink?" The majority would tell me "I have drinks, just come over." They're usually still getting dressed. 7 out of 10 times we never left apartment.

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 4 роки тому +24

      Damn this covid shiii...8 o'clock issa curfew,will make sure to try this later

    • @Kikosaurious
      @Kikosaurious 4 роки тому +23

      Bad asss!!!

    • @tjaspire
      @tjaspire 3 роки тому +12

      Dayum, those women are trusting. I NEVER tell a guy where I live!

    • @ElJules33
      @ElJules33 3 роки тому +12

      @@thefacelessquestion3333 IKR!! I have an spicy señorita waiting to fall in love with me but it's on the other part of the town. F*ck this v1rus

    • @afnankhan43001
      @afnankhan43001 3 роки тому +3

      Thats genius

  • @isaac.9653
    @isaac.9653 2 роки тому +11

    We all need a brother like Alpha!

  • @podawe8051
    @podawe8051 5 років тому +1291

    New drinking game: take a shot every time Alpha says "spicy senorita."

    • @ScooterMakGavin
      @ScooterMakGavin 5 років тому +17

      Chug your drink every time he says beeeyadassss

    • @josiahgonzalez9792
      @josiahgonzalez9792 4 роки тому +6

      Yo I would be drunk in like 3 videos because he says it so often 😂😂😂
      Lol its awsome when he says that tho.

    • @Vlad7Sokruta
      @Vlad7Sokruta 4 роки тому +8

      I watched 3 videoa. I'm drunk

    • @andrewgrulke7476
      @andrewgrulke7476 4 роки тому +4

      There's gonna be an influx of alcohol poisoning victims if this game starts. Sounds like fun though!

    • @markkeenan2988
      @markkeenan2988 4 роки тому +5

      I don't think I'd make it.

  • @element9387
    @element9387 5 років тому +476

    "_______ I'm bored, lets go rob a bank" works pretty well"

    • @nameisrango
      @nameisrango 5 років тому +25

      I tried this.. she reported me!

    • @jackbyrne8600
      @jackbyrne8600 5 років тому

      Snek I'll help :)

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 5 років тому +14

      If the girls first name is Bonny -
      It works
      Signed,
      Clyde

    • @ItsTimoCruz
      @ItsTimoCruz 5 років тому

      snek
      Ive used this a good few times 😂

    • @analien8739
      @analien8739 5 років тому +4

      Tried this now I'm typing this from jail

  • @LivinTrilly
    @LivinTrilly 5 років тому +141

    Know Your Worth. Be confident! If you dont believe in what your selling . Why should she... and even if she ain't feeling you Then it's her loss . Your not missing out on Anything

  • @Americanpatriot-zo2tk
    @Americanpatriot-zo2tk 2 роки тому +3

    I’m not really sure if all of your chips work but you present them in such a humorous way that is very entertaining! You are the man!

  • @darksoulz5331
    @darksoulz5331 5 років тому +2089

    Me : I saw something that reminded me of you today
    Her : What was it?
    Me: my shit

  • @moalex6617
    @moalex6617 4 роки тому +343

    3:30, I swear this part right here probably boosted thousands of people's self-confidence and made them smile.

  • @hawkeyelegend2039
    @hawkeyelegend2039 5 років тому +617

    This Pops just when I needed the most thanks alphas ;)

  • @ctvmemes1676
    @ctvmemes1676 3 роки тому +6

    These were the exact texts I used to get my first GF, watching the vid for like the 2nd time. These work like a charm!

  • @DanMowry
    @DanMowry 4 роки тому +88

    Momma Alpha gave birth and as soon as baby Alpha’s head popped out he said “I’m a bad ass!“ The doctor high-fived his little hand.

  • @d3v46
    @d3v46 5 років тому +92

    Alpha Always Knows What I need... Real G

    • @ehsannaderi2940
      @ehsannaderi2940 5 років тому

      Real G you mean g spot?

    • @d3v46
      @d3v46 5 років тому

      @@ehsannaderi2940 stfu

  • @beachcourttv1405
    @beachcourttv1405 4 роки тому +519

    Alpha’s parents: shhhh he’s gonna say it! Alpha: Spicy senoritas

  • @Geogian_
    @Geogian_ 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite text messages is: I saw something today and I thought about you.

  • @thesleepingbuddhist
    @thesleepingbuddhist 5 років тому +799

    Alpha is the only guy on UA-cam who can make me go from being really self conscious about myself to yelling at my phone that I’m a bad ass.
    Thank you.

  • @ahmedayachi7615
    @ahmedayachi7615 5 років тому +677

    I want to take you to the cinema but they don't allow snacks in.

  • @ioannismazonakis3055
    @ioannismazonakis3055 4 роки тому +549

    This guy’s transition to sponsors are better than linus tech tips😂

    • @banillaphantom9877
      @banillaphantom9877 2 роки тому +1

      YES. And that is a feat to be proud of

    • @Phillip1220
      @Phillip1220 2 роки тому +12

      … such a sick burn could only fixed by a sip from an LTT water bottle.

    • @dimitrinjoyo6610
      @dimitrinjoyo6610 2 роки тому +4

      @@Phillip1220 Fr

    • @tommiegreen
      @tommiegreen 2 роки тому

      Man what they actually make sense too

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 2 місяці тому +1

    *These text message examples not only show how to keep the conversation interesting but also emphasize the importance of timing and tone. Personalizing messages based on shared experiences can make a huge difference in getting a positive response!*

  • @cinemagicads
    @cinemagicads 5 років тому +301

    I was pumped, I've memorised all the tips, I've said I'm a BADASS 4 Times, And just realised I don't have her number 😅

  • @BoratBoratov
    @BoratBoratov 5 років тому +1194

    I am so alpha i just send girls this video when texting.

  • @ilikedabbing8795
    @ilikedabbing8795 5 років тому +279

    “Truth is u sent it to like 6 chicks, but it doesn’t matter” HAHAHHA

    • @ПламенНедев-н2ь
      @ПламенНедев-н2ь 4 роки тому +21

      14 February
      Me in book shop: "Do you have a post card saying "I love ONLY you!"
      They: "Yes, we have"
      Me: "Give me six please."

    • @MrSamoannn
      @MrSamoannn 4 роки тому

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @derekjohnson184
    @derekjohnson184 3 роки тому +1

    My guy is on point... like the way he let's us men know we are awesome

  • @MatthewRumble
    @MatthewRumble 5 років тому +494

    Text her: "do you own Tiege hanley"?
    Her: "no"
    Me- "Ok we are done"

  • @Themuhammadbinafsar
    @Themuhammadbinafsar 5 років тому +480

    I will use Teige Henley before texting! 😁😁😁

    • @adarshpandey1958
      @adarshpandey1958 5 років тому +11

      your text will radiate like your skin XD

    • @WarPork_
      @WarPork_ 5 років тому +6

      @@adarshpandey1958 nice one man that should be an independent comment.

    • @ibram8787
      @ibram8787 5 років тому

      Yeah moist up those fingers with some Tiege

  • @reo_up_mo
    @reo_up_mo 2 роки тому +15

    The key to my life of talking to women is asking many questions to find out more about them. Relate what you know about them to yourself. Memorise the little details they say and repeat them at a later date. This makes her surprised and happy that you remember what she has spoken about before so she will feel special with you.

    • @TooDizzyy
      @TooDizzyy 10 місяців тому +1

      How many women have you used this on and don’t lie how often does it work

  • @davidleeking4526
    @davidleeking4526 4 роки тому +150

    “Know when you’re getting blown off.” Great advice.

  • @jonathanlisowski5618
    @jonathanlisowski5618 2 роки тому +1

    How you led into "You Are A BAD @$$" the book had me literally 😂 LOL! You're pure Gold & a Bad@$$!

  • @arnavmanjul4464
    @arnavmanjul4464 3 роки тому +177

    Alpha’s videos are like a self esteem boost, love the energy in them

  • @SqUiRrElINATOR982
    @SqUiRrElINATOR982 4 роки тому +499

    Me: I saw something today that reminded me of you
    Her: oh yeah what was that?
    Me: A dog

    • @danielsa112
      @danielsa112 4 роки тому +6

      😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🔥

    • @ayaansahota1772
      @ayaansahota1772 4 роки тому +15

      *Blocked*😂😂

    • @nickvogt3198
      @nickvogt3198 4 роки тому +6

      I swear to god I thought of the same exact thing 😂. Great minds think alike

    • @logan2906
      @logan2906 4 роки тому +3

      Yup that’ll definitely get her😂🤦‍♂️

    • @ebukanwonah1788
      @ebukanwonah1788 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nikeairmaxswag90
    @nikeairmaxswag90 5 років тому +453

    “So I got this project for school I have to write about the finer things in life, maybe i could just interview you”
    You’re welcome fellas

  • @eveschannel9781
    @eveschannel9781 3 роки тому +8

    I’m glad you’re not the guy telling guys to text “come over” to break the ice🙏🏼

  • @akashlalchan3940
    @akashlalchan3940 4 роки тому +219

    I’m holding my phone in my hand right now but i rather be holding you

    • @thomasbaker3262
      @thomasbaker3262 4 роки тому +5

      Just genius!

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 роки тому +14

      Cringy don’t send that to nobody

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 роки тому +4

      A good one would be “damn u too damn bad to be walkin by yoself u tryna walk wimmie cuz I’m tryna get to kno yo fine ass”

    • @Torixn
      @Torixn 4 роки тому +2

      Or “aye foe u German? Yea I could u bad asl Ian gon cap. u tryna walk wimmie gxng or u coolin? Ight bet it up ofn.”

    • @michaelellis772
      @michaelellis772 4 роки тому +2

      *blocked*

  • @thegreatkeljb
    @thegreatkeljb 4 роки тому +374

    I'm bored wanna go to an adventure this weekend?
    Her: Creep
    Gets blocked.

    • @AblazeFPS1
      @AblazeFPS1 4 роки тому +16

      The Cat Curious there’s nothing wrong with asking once. Being afraid to say hello or ask any questions is just lack of confidence. There’s so many fish in the water. Not everyone will be the one. Can’t be afraid of rejection or you’ll be there for years

    • @bigidiot1400
      @bigidiot1400 4 роки тому +8

      Probably didn't work because u didn't build a strong connection next time build a strong connection

    • @lunalb4341
      @lunalb4341 4 роки тому +1

      exactly 🤣

    • @eddielorentz8019
      @eddielorentz8019 4 роки тому +3

      Have you ever actually used this, because I send stuff like this all the time and it kills

    • @TapNOG
      @TapNOG 3 роки тому +2

      Funny af !!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @s0nofg0d2
    @s0nofg0d2 3 роки тому +74

    "I am a badass. I am amazing!"
    Thank you alpha for boosting our confidence and for giving us your motivational speeches. I highly appreciate that! 👏😃

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 9 місяців тому +1

    As a female wimen love these types of messages 😊😊😊

  • @juliewhite8014
    @juliewhite8014 5 років тому +14

    I once told someone, "I've never been so intoxicated by one single individual, yet you still always blow everything that has has come close out of the water."
    She had a priceless reaction.😍

  • @charliesouza5158
    @charliesouza5158 5 років тому +14

    I live in Brazil, we're extreme confidents since we were born! This vid does make sense, listen to this boy, guys. Anyways, gotta thank ya for your clear English, I can understand it all.

  • @mahirtazwar997
    @mahirtazwar997 4 роки тому +42

    3:37
    me at 3 am at night: Imma badass!
    Sister from the next room: Yeah yeah. Now sleep

  • @armonpajouheshnia4837
    @armonpajouheshnia4837 3 роки тому

    Great upload. Keep the confidence.
    Confidence not arrogance.
    Social Intelligence and not being desperate.
    I am a Bad-Ass and I love myself.

  • @williamtillier4246
    @williamtillier4246 5 років тому +429

    «don’t assume she knows who u are»
    I see an oppertunity here🤔

    • @Danielle-ms2ev
      @Danielle-ms2ev 5 років тому +1

      William Tillier spelling 😂 jk

    • @chrisnikolov2152
      @chrisnikolov2152 5 років тому +8

      Let me take you back really quick about the 1st rule

    • @max8784
      @max8784 5 років тому +2

      William Tillier
      You just failed the 1st tip

    • @monkeybubblessupperdude1016
      @monkeybubblessupperdude1016 5 років тому +6

      "assume" = making an ASS out of U and ME...lol

    • @Richjunior1
      @Richjunior1 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/v2QJ--DfyJ4/v-deo.html

  • @kamsydaniel7273
    @kamsydaniel7273 4 роки тому +1088

    Me:hey
    Her:her
    Me:I saw something that made me think of you
    Her: what's that
    Me:flowers
    Her:you've been watching alphas videos haven't you
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @aazifahzan
    @aazifahzan 5 років тому +237

    The scariest moment is always just before you start. Stephen King

  • @faceshredder2576
    @faceshredder2576 Рік тому +3

    As a 30 year old woman he is right lol I’m actually shocked how accurate this video was LOL
    Also I just adore his energy and his uplifting confidence for men. What a great role model for young men.

  • @1999_reborn
    @1999_reborn 5 років тому +411

    6:39 I think most of us are guilty of this 😂

    • @yungdmt9891
      @yungdmt9891 5 років тому +6

      1999 Nice profile pic. Capital steez would be proud of you keeping on top of your shit and bettering yourself

    • @deandrejordan1703
      @deandrejordan1703 5 років тому +1

      YUNG DMT long live steelo

    • @sarbartharoy6277
      @sarbartharoy6277 5 років тому +1

      YUP

    • @THEYSEBOY
      @THEYSEBOY 5 років тому

      ong

  • @SadWatermelon
    @SadWatermelon 5 років тому +617

    Me: What are you doing tonight ?
    Her: Nothing not much you?
    Me: Hanging out with you.
    We're almost going on 5 years

    • @aemvisuals
      @aemvisuals 5 років тому +10

      ayy

    • @TrickshootingProject
      @TrickshootingProject 5 років тому +12

      Damn playa

    • @CivilXL
      @CivilXL 5 років тому +21

      ayy lmao 👽 just take my money, teach me!

    • @podawe8051
      @podawe8051 5 років тому +5

      Well played sir well played

    • @sonofamitch696
      @sonofamitch696 4 роки тому +34

      5 years of waiting to hang out? jk good for you man

  • @ekanshdwivedi7625
    @ekanshdwivedi7625 4 роки тому +46

    He is a like an elder brother I never had.. Love him 🙃🙃

  • @FlintSuperman
    @FlintSuperman 3 роки тому +4

    Man dude I freaking love this! Just got dumped by my fiancé see her posting shit on sc and instagram with her new bf and I was feeling all down and sorry for myself but now I’m ready to crush this! Get my identity back and show how awesome I am! 🐅

  • @novam3rcy159
    @novam3rcy159 5 років тому +608

    *Step 1:*
    _Actually have a girl's number._

  • @eliteeagles7743
    @eliteeagles7743 5 років тому +166

    Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history”
    Aaron: Hold my Tiege Hanley

  • @jesusgodinez435
    @jesusgodinez435 5 років тому +147

    “You’re busy sending to like 6 chicks”
    YOOOO quiet down lmaooo

    • @D3ATHZH3AD
      @D3ATHZH3AD 5 років тому +2

      The moment he said that I read this 😂

  • @trevorwandler5223
    @trevorwandler5223 Рік тому +1

    look at all of these complements and issues of thanks.....You certainly are a Badass!
    Motivational and high energy, awesome role model for the young men out there.

  • @oaxacanboi9318
    @oaxacanboi9318 4 роки тому +131

    Me: do you have snapchat
    Her: no :(
    Me: can I have your number then
    Her: I downloaded Snapchat

    • @fukangel666
      @fukangel666 4 роки тому +10

      *has 300k snap score* Her:”I hacked it hahah or Its old.”

    • @demonlove8681
      @demonlove8681 4 роки тому +1

      The electronic gamer me as a girl with 76 snap score😳

    • @fukangel666
      @fukangel666 4 роки тому +1

      Demon Love u should add me😎i’m jk

    • @oracleforman7189
      @oracleforman7189 3 роки тому

      Her: What’s your snap?
      Me: I don’t have one, could I get your number instead?
      Her: ....
      Me (5 minutes later): I downloaded snap
      Her: ig profile is nowhere to be found

  • @arpitdadhich4405
    @arpitdadhich4405 5 років тому +445

    Eminem's first text: hey girl, wanna go out?
    Girl: no, sorry.
    Eminem: *back to rapping*

  • @scar9899
    @scar9899 5 років тому +223

    "I love tacos, wanna go out for sushi" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @Ice-ls9jz
      @Ice-ls9jz 5 років тому +6

      SCar98 that got me too

    • @businessoutsidethelines
      @businessoutsidethelines 4 роки тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing! Total non-sequitur!
      Actually, thinking it through from a psychology POV, that could work. It's a pattern interrupt... She's thinking "tacos" then she's thinking "what?" Default response, go along... "Okay!"
      Like this... "Do you like classical music?"
      Her: "Sure!"
      "I got tickets to a monster truck rally, I'll pick you up at 8!"

    • @rhyonhouse9215
      @rhyonhouse9215 4 роки тому +1

      Sushi is a Japanese Taco

  • @nawarwalker1973
    @nawarwalker1973 3 роки тому +1

    I become so happy just from seeing you excited broo

  • @joshuaavery9249
    @joshuaavery9249 5 років тому +8

    My go to is pretty cheesy but it works. When asked what I'm doing, I respond with "talking to this beautiful girl." And if she asks who, I tell them to look in the mirror. If they don't ask who, then ask them if they'd like to see what she looks like.

  • @davidadams8484
    @davidadams8484 5 років тому +21

    Watched this on the toilet and loudly screamed: I'M A BADASS. Effective.

    • @Libtardo123
      @Libtardo123 5 років тому +3

      David Adams with all that shit coming out then your ass is truly bad

  • @blitzzgaming6424
    @blitzzgaming6424 4 роки тому +29

    I don’t know how, but when you tell me to tell myself I’m a bad ass, it increases my self-esteem 😂❤️

  • @jonathangimenez3061
    @jonathangimenez3061 11 днів тому

    Dude I don't know you, this is the first time I'm watching one of your videos and I gotta say, I like the vibe of it all, you tell things in an interactive way, thanks pal, definitely I'ma check out other vídeos 🙌

  • @jessevonk2836
    @jessevonk2836 5 років тому +160

    When you are early and wanna make a joke but you don't know what to say :/

  • @sn0wi.j559
    @sn0wi.j559 4 роки тому +44

    The fact that I was yelling “I’m a badass” @ 1am😂😂

  • @CptUhudini
    @CptUhudini 2 роки тому

    Why did I feel like SpongeBob watching that video lmfao
    "I’m ugly and I’m proud"
    "Say it louder!"
    "I’m ugly and I’m proud!"
    "Louder!!"
    "I’m ugly and I’m a badass!!" Lol

  • @jaredjenkins1310
    @jaredjenkins1310 5 років тому +131

    “Hey you!”
    A simple spell, but quite unbreakable

    • @NonComics
      @NonComics 4 роки тому +4

      This is 100% facts

    • @jacobluke1171
      @jacobluke1171 4 роки тому +2

      The avengers quote makes me believe you

    • @TooDizzyy
      @TooDizzyy 10 місяців тому +1

      @@jacobluke1171you read my mind Mr. Doctor… It’s Strange

  • @AnoNymous-ek1wr
    @AnoNymous-ek1wr 5 років тому +207

    The "what are you wearing?" line definitely works. But ONLY if you've already been talking to her for a while, and ONLY in the late evening and during the week around bed time....It's a great way to gauge her mood. I've been using it for YEARS. If she says she's wearing a hoody and sweat pants, just say "boring." If she bites and asks why?, you're in. Dont just say "Oh." From then on, play it slow. Point out things you like about her figure. "Why are you wearing sweatpants? I've always loved your legs. You shouldn't hide em." On the other hand, if she comes out with "I'm just in a tank top and panties" do NOT ask for a pic right away. Its corny!!!! Say something casual but complimentary. (Ex :Nice, Sexy) Just keep it slow and flirty. Gotta let that shit build up. Trust me fellas. Take your time and ALWAYS leave them wanting more. Those 1 liners dont work.

    • @rohitrastogi6879
      @rohitrastogi6879 2 роки тому +2

      Taking notes yo

    • @Dyadactic
      @Dyadactic 2 роки тому +6

      This is elite advise

    • @AnoNymous-ek1wr
      @AnoNymous-ek1wr 2 роки тому

      @@Dyadactic I'm 45 years old homie. The ONLY time I've dated anyone 30 or over I was 23. I stay in great shape. I don't smoke, and I don't drink often, so I don't look my age. But I always tell everyone how old I am. You would think that would turn a younger girl off...quite the opposite my friend. I'm a bit in the arrogant side, but I'm playful about it. You can be cocky and women will eat it up. You just can't be a dick about it. Be light and playful and throw them curveballs sometimes. Something totally unexpected. Something I would do when I was younger and in clubs/bars - if I was trying to talk to one girl but he friend us kinda cock blocking and running her mouth about how they're best friends or whatever, I would say "You guys should kiss." 80% of the time they do, especially if they've had a drink or two. If they do, flirt and joke around with both if them. Just stay focused on the one you want. If she thinks you're trying to fuck her friend too, it's usually game over. Unless they hint at a 3some...that's a different story. Just keep it light and fun, stay patient, and let everything happen on its own.

    • @dev9510
      @dev9510 2 роки тому +5

      Bro I need more advice,can you share more like this?

    • @TheUnkindness
      @TheUnkindness 2 роки тому

      Her: Just a bra and panties loll
      You: Always dressing to please I see!

  • @aminedhaouadi7932
    @aminedhaouadi7932 5 років тому +38

    i started screaming "I AM A BADASS" in the middle of my room and it felt GREAT.

    • @guesswho319
      @guesswho319 5 років тому

      I did that a few days ago lmao it felt so good

  • @assifhassin2587
    @assifhassin2587 3 роки тому +12

    Me: "Hi"
    Her: ....
    alpha.m :"don't a-s-k her if she saw your message - they always do!"
    Me: " I know you saw my message!!!!, you always do!"
    also me - dam I nailed it 🤙🏽 i'm probably a badass.

  • @warudo3841
    @warudo3841 4 роки тому +484

    “Hey Brenda how was your day?”
    “Good.”
    “Sweet, what did you eat for lunch?”
    “Tacos”
    *“I love tacos, do you want to go out tonight for sushi”*
    YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS HUMOR UP LOL

    • @Tshmoney3475
      @Tshmoney3475 3 роки тому +6

      I love how his examples are grossly exaggerated to help us in the funniest way😂😂

    • @ted_dy_bee7904
      @ted_dy_bee7904 3 роки тому +15

      Her : "dunno"
      Me : "meet u at 8"
      Her : "Ok but can't promise"
      Me calls at 7:30 to ask if she's ready*
      Her : "sry I can't make it today"
      Me : 😐

    • @RossisLost
      @RossisLost 3 роки тому +15

      @@ted_dy_bee7904 LOL...Her loss and you just dodged a bullet. NEXT!!
      haha
      ~Cheers!

    • @patgerrygee6799
      @patgerrygee6799 3 роки тому +2

      Raw

    • @cnesko
      @cnesko 2 роки тому +1

      @@ted_dy_bee7904 If she can't commit right away, you should NEVER proceed. You tell her you are busy man and if she can't make it then you'll meet some other time when she has time.
      If she doesn't suggest some other time, usually it means low or no interest, so you either move away or wait for a week and ask again. If you don't get a definite answer the second time, then you should drop it.
      By the way, never, and I mean NEVER call to confirm (like calling at 7:30) otherwise you present yourself as a weak man lacking c confidence.

  • @mustafaalazawi7788
    @mustafaalazawi7788 5 років тому +30

    Your impressions on how girls react it is hilarious!!😂😂

  • @gabrielpssoa
    @gabrielpssoa 5 років тому +173

    6:42 me: would you rather gas station sushi or hang out with me?
    She: Can I choose to die?

    • @Christian_509
      @Christian_509 5 років тому +4

      So true

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 5 років тому +5

      Me: nope, pick either one
      She: *pick gas station sushi*
      Me: ........

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 5 років тому +1

      @GOLDENMORAL CINEMAS you: withdraw lightsaber from sleeve, revealing the crimson red color.
      She: *turn on blue lightsaber*
      Clash intensity as the dramatic music go louder.
      I managed to slice her in half just like Darth Vader did to Obi-Wan.

    • @WojtekWonderBear
      @WojtekWonderBear 5 років тому +2

      @@monkeymunchie9717 At that point you say "alright, I'll bring you some Gas Station sushi then. I'll be there by 6."

    • @louislecclimbs
      @louislecclimbs 5 років тому

      Agreed

  • @kevinmanning4880
    @kevinmanning4880 Рік тому

    Thank you Alpha M. You look fantastic and I appreciate that you're trying to build up men. Women are attracted to men that build each other up. Positivity not negativity.

  • @Everydaychristiantruth
    @Everydaychristiantruth 4 роки тому +18

    You are an amazing dude. Soo many good guys never get a chance with these girls because, they are clueless. I believe that what you’re doing is getting them that chance, and thus helping both sides to fall in love and benefit. Good job, and thank you.

    • @joshuastevens5910
      @joshuastevens5910 2 роки тому

      Cause girls aren’t attracted to overly nice, get the friend zone. I started being neutral, I’m also funny as hell. Girls have realized I’m a nice genuine guy later on, with a great personality and a sarcastic asshole humor. Have multiple dates/girls you’re seeing at one time, before deciding you’re in love. That’s how dating used to be.

  • @vishnubalaji9500
    @vishnubalaji9500 5 років тому +26

    "Hey girl did u just fart cause u blew me away"

  • @TheLimitlessCreation
    @TheLimitlessCreation 5 років тому +506

    Anyone else think he should put a blonde wig on when impersonating a spicy senorita?

    • @o.u_slow
      @o.u_slow 5 років тому +5

      This sounds like some kind of fantasy...

    • @enviticus
      @enviticus 4 роки тому +4

      I would say black wig if he is pretending to be a Spanish girl

    • @justpocoloco6446
      @justpocoloco6446 4 роки тому +1

      Bro he actually did that, in a very old video, he reshowed it an other later video when reacting at it

    • @jpj7774
      @jpj7774 4 роки тому

      I love Spanish girls

  • @Americanpatriot-zo2tk
    @Americanpatriot-zo2tk 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, I’ve been following you for about a year and you really do you spraying a smile to my face you had a little bit of humor to your videos and I think it makes them better.

    • @javier98
      @javier98 8 місяців тому +1

      Me too 😂😅

    • @Jakedasnake0426
      @Jakedasnake0426 7 місяців тому

      I’m gonna use these tips on this girl who’s number I got the other day

  • @ceramics4320
    @ceramics4320 5 років тому +72

    i love the way alpha mimic 😂