And I thought Yassified Pinocchio couldn’t get any worse..

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  • Опубліковано 22 бер 2022
  • What the FUCK did I just watch?!
    What is the animation?!?? The lip syncing, Pinocchio, please stop talking for god’s sake shut up, actually don’t I take that back, you’re a blessing to the world even though you’re straight 🤥 /j I don’t hate straight people
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  • @amimiramimis
    @amimiramimis 2 роки тому +9175

    truly a cinematic masterpiece it makes me want to **skidiskidiskidi** off a cliff

  • @ruffswami7853
    @ruffswami7853 2 роки тому +38228

    Ah yes, my favorite part of Pinocchio where he says “skidi skidi skidi skidi” before proceeding to jump out a window, such a classic.

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 2 роки тому +106

      99th like. I wish I was the 100th haha

    • @jn.r
      @jn.r 2 роки тому +307

      It is a known Pinocchio character trait

    • @Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit
      @Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit 2 роки тому +112

      @@jn.r yeah honestly imagine not knowing

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 2 роки тому +6

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Itz_Yasszi018
      @Itz_Yasszi018 2 роки тому +68

      Honestly the "Proceeding to jump out of the window" Sounds so out of context-

  • @LaZarusXtnct
    @LaZarusXtnct 2 роки тому +23098

    They were clearly laughing the whole time making this movie. They had to be.

    • @dominic0900
      @dominic0900 2 роки тому +5

      the entire studio was high on crack when they made this

    • @killapeopola3125
      @killapeopola3125 2 роки тому +107

      @Tim Brown no

    • @udbegTheOg
      @udbegTheOg 2 роки тому +43

      @Tim Brown no

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 2 роки тому +163

      @Tim Brown are you using someone elses pic to make fun of them?

    • @cjthehaasman9954
      @cjthehaasman9954 2 роки тому +211

      Apparently there's another English version of this movie that's basically just a standard kids film. But then Lionsgate dubbed over the voices with People like Pauly shore giving us this hilariously bad masterpiece.

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y 2 роки тому +636

    that “i knew you wouldnt say no” sounds so sinister 💀💀💀💀

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 місяців тому +17

      THANK YOU 😭 i WAS LIKE "OH MY- DUDE, WHAT DID THAT DEMON BOY DO TO YOU"

    • @SERP3NTER
      @SERP3NTER Місяць тому +2

      I know it's a late reply but yeah pretty much sinister sum's it all up.

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 2 роки тому +5937

    Gaynochio: "what would a boy made of wood sound like running?...IVE GOT IT...SKIDDEE SKIDDEE SKIDDEE SKIDDEE"

  • @Future336
    @Future336 2 роки тому +30665

    “Thank u DADDY I knew you wouldn’t say no “- fruity Pinocchio

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher 2 роки тому +282

      Molestation

    • @antoniocasias5545
      @antoniocasias5545 2 роки тому +136

      What the him hah are you 2 talking about?

    • @Jayyyyy_slayed
      @Jayyyyy_slayed 2 роки тому +30

      lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +42

      today someone commented i should delete all videos :( people can be so mean. but i dont care. i know im the best. i never give up. i am age 80+ and will never stop. thanks for caring, dear who

    • @jonacaren2860
      @jonacaren2860 2 роки тому +192

      Skedy skedy skedy skedy

  • @regretz4276
    @regretz4276 2 роки тому +290

    Why does he just randomly go “SkEDEEze SkEDEEze SkEDEEze!”
    Makes no damn sense

    • @FionnFisher
      @FionnFisher Рік тому +18

      Compels me though

    • @wwg2005
      @wwg2005 6 місяців тому

      ​@@FionnFisherREAL

    • @hypeman958
      @hypeman958 3 місяці тому +1

      He predicted skibidi toilet!1!!

    • @regretz4276
      @regretz4276 3 місяці тому +1

      @@hypeman958 😐

    • @hypeman958
      @hypeman958 3 місяці тому

      @@regretz4276 I do wanna kms

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 2 роки тому +249

    In case anyone was wondering: the VA, Pauly Shore, was a 90s comedy star known for making incoherent noises and saying words in weird ways. That was his entire gimmick and apparently he never changed it

  • @shipper-of-heart8898
    @shipper-of-heart8898 2 роки тому +16443

    -"Daddy"
    --the nod
    -'SK DEE SK DEE SK DEE'
    -The fact that they just didnt use a stock sound of a horse and had someone just make the sound

    • @JosueAguilar_01
      @JosueAguilar_01 2 роки тому +768

      What is that sound though? I thought it was Pinocchio just being weird.

    • @creativekitties2741
      @creativekitties2741 2 роки тому +110

      @@JosueAguilar_01 Me too

    • @seyyednaqvi6760
      @seyyednaqvi6760 2 роки тому +113

      that wasn't a horse sound

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 2 роки тому +408

      @@seyyednaqvi6760 what is that "Nnnn hh hhh" at the end? it sounds like an attempt at a horse neigh

    • @ChyoMommuh558
      @ChyoMommuh558 2 роки тому +204

      @@shipper-of-heart8898 It is an attempt at a hoarse neigh

  • @LazyQueen
    @LazyQueen 2 роки тому +11639

    *When I saw that scene for the first time, I had to legit pause the movie and stare at the wall for 5 minutes, so I could regain my sanity again.*

    • @nani0logy
      @nani0logy 2 роки тому +266

      same here. I could feel my ancestors' shame.

    • @youi3916
      @youi3916 2 роки тому +56

      I know this comment is a joke but I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually happened

    • @LazyQueen
      @LazyQueen 2 роки тому +56

      @@youi3916 it actually kinda happened tho lmao- (not for 5 minutes but still)

    • @keepongoin3386
      @keepongoin3386 2 роки тому +10

      Oh god😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +9

      Relatable

  • @Lynn_Andersonn
    @Lynn_Andersonn 2 роки тому +48

    “I’m straight” 🤥

  • @OldJohann
    @OldJohann 2 роки тому +17

    "Great adventures await!"
    *His mouth proceeds to say those words in no less than 50 syllables*

  • @iforgotmynameagain9512
    @iforgotmynameagain9512 2 роки тому +7193

    This looks and sounds like an early 2000s barbie movie how did this come out this year

    • @t.k7729
      @t.k7729 2 роки тому +303

      the best description for this omg

    • @red-pet-dead
      @red-pet-dead 2 роки тому +593

      Don't insult the Barbie movies like that

    • @freykiva3887
      @freykiva3887 2 роки тому +436

      2000s Barbie's are the bomb what are you talking about?
      "She sounds like a deodorant" is iconic af

    • @Daria-Morgendorffer
      @Daria-Morgendorffer 2 роки тому +40

      What they say and what they look like are 2 different things :p

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 2 роки тому +127

      @@freykiva3887 don't forget "for the record I do wash my clothes"

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 2 роки тому +23303

    I love how absolutely exhausted he sounds when he hugs his "daddy". Like he's almost saying "Thank you director, I knew you couldn't bear this line any longer!"

    • @droptableaccount1820
      @droptableaccount1820 2 роки тому +367

      WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?

    • @rmsdimples8533
      @rmsdimples8533 2 роки тому +569

      "ThaAank you daddy"
      Sounds kinda sus without context😭💀

    • @chynnavindiola58
      @chynnavindiola58 2 роки тому +143

      Dad just shrugs no talking his ass is tired

    • @quietdown6339
      @quietdown6339 2 роки тому +21

      I swear💀

    • @jaytsunami2611
      @jaytsunami2611 2 роки тому +90

      @squidward Sorry squiddy ol chum but I'm afraid you can't escape the sus.

  • @Comrade_Jason
    @Comrade_Jason 2 роки тому +111

    Isn't Pauly Shore like 50 now? It's such a bizarre casting choice. But fuck it's funny.

  • @boogiemanbumblebee
    @boogiemanbumblebee 8 місяців тому +12

    We watched this when it came out and my partner would not fucking stop quoting this bit for days after

  • @definitelynothughgrant9616
    @definitelynothughgrant9616 2 роки тому +4104

    LMFAO WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS LITTLE “SKIDISKIDISKIDI”

    • @alexavier1696
      @alexavier1696 2 роки тому +74

      I had no idea what that even was

    • @eldiegoetc9257
      @eldiegoetc9257 2 роки тому +59

      -IDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDE- RUSSIA! HOHO!

    • @catherinie
      @catherinie 2 роки тому +12

      LLLLAKKA HAHAGH

    • @miyukidawn9803
      @miyukidawn9803 2 роки тому +22

      @@alexavier1696 thank you. The horse sound is clearly voiced by a human. But why the skidee sound

    • @void1041
      @void1041 2 роки тому +17

      Everybody is Talkin bout it xD

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 2 роки тому +10918

    The fact they specifically requested pauly shores makes me believe that fruity Pinocchio was 100% intentional

    • @britneynguyen1348
      @britneynguyen1348 2 роки тому +214

      To be fair, he’s a well known voice actor with a lot of popular characters up his sleeve like SpongeBob so maybe they chose him for his name and title in the industry. Or maybe you’re right 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @JKBisms
      @JKBisms 2 роки тому +558

      @@britneynguyen1348 No, that's Tom Kenny, who played Geppeto. Pauly Shore is pinocchio.

    • @shortcatofficial2137
      @shortcatofficial2137 2 роки тому +13

      I mean, free ads right?

    • @Randomperson-lc4le
      @Randomperson-lc4le 2 роки тому +85

      @@JKBisms i kinda love how pauly shore voiced Bobby Zimmeruski from a goofy movie

    • @mentalheadphones
      @mentalheadphones 2 роки тому +8

      @@Randomperson-lc4le and that one guy in Biodome

  • @nightanddae7533
    @nightanddae7533 2 роки тому +4

    -Says "daddy"
    -Doesn't elaborate
    -skidi skidi's away

  • @betryl3669
    @betryl3669 2 роки тому +20704

    The little nod Geppetto gives him kills me, he just looks so completely done with him

    • @biblefae
      @biblefae 2 роки тому +16

      LMDOA

    • @abe-kun
      @abe-kun 2 роки тому +95

      They didn't have enough budget to pay Tom to talk in that scene

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 роки тому +134

      Geppetto is regreting creating Pinocchio

    • @yuiopqwert2172
      @yuiopqwert2172 2 роки тому +30

      @@sirpixel7945 who wouldnt

    • @Killjoy45
      @Killjoy45 2 роки тому +83

      "Yes, just GO already!"

  • @acesinger6092
    @acesinger6092 2 роки тому +4963

    “Thank you daddy”
    They knew what they were doing. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

    • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
      @mitthrawnuruodo1730 2 роки тому +116

      How could they not!😂😂😂

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 2 роки тому +155

      That is actually true. The choice to give Pinnochio a drag queen drawl was made deliberately...

    • @baha6743
      @baha6743 2 роки тому +60

      "I knew you wouldn't say no"

    • @keyscored3710
      @keyscored3710 2 роки тому +72

      They literally did
      The official tiktok account of the creators of this movie, lionsgate, uploaded a clip of the movie called "the yassification of pinnochio"
      it was intentional.

    • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
      @mitthrawnuruodo1730 2 роки тому +12

      @@keyscored3710 no, you’re Lying!!😂😂🤣

  • @AyEmEl
    @AyEmEl 2 роки тому +12

    "Why is no one talking about _?"
    Literally everyone: Proceeds to dissect and discuss every single aspect of this short clip-.
    DeeSkideeSkidee, Daddies. A very merry Skidee, indeed...

  • @shiftyshinings1273
    @shiftyshinings1273 2 роки тому +10

    The groan on "daddy"…

  • @themonkeofthenorth7826
    @themonkeofthenorth7826 2 роки тому +5003

    this guy is actually a great voice actor. they are TELLING him to voice it like this

    • @minoadlawan4583
      @minoadlawan4583 2 роки тому +192

      Yeah Pauly Shore voiced Bobby from the Goofy Movie

    • @Jack75188
      @Jack75188 2 роки тому +151

      @@minoadlawan4583 the sequel was unironically his best role to date

    • @crackityjones1184
      @crackityjones1184 2 роки тому +51

      or he knows the movies gonna be shit and is taking the piss

    • @PavitrStan4Life
      @PavitrStan4Life 2 роки тому +16

      OMG what??? No. no. no. no.

    • @megatitsonyaface
      @megatitsonyaface 2 роки тому +30

      @@minoadlawan4583 CHEDDDDARWIZZZZARRRRD

  • @aliyahstinard3038
    @aliyahstinard3038 2 роки тому +31463

    "Skedew, skedew, skedew, skedew..."
    It's like the voice actor's just having fun with it at this point

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri Рік тому +40

    the fact that Russia thought it was a great idea to hire PAULY SHORE (a man in his mid 50s) as the voice of Pinocchio (a literal CHILD) just adds to the hilarity. it's like they were basically asking for a fruity Pinocchio the entire time.

  • @decidueyefan3844
    @decidueyefan3844 2 роки тому +7

    I thought I would have to wait for the fruitiness but nope immediately just got smacked in the face with "thank you daddy"

  • @andreadamon2197
    @andreadamon2197 2 роки тому +23450

    I love how extreme the voice acting is vs how casual and nonchalant the animation is 😂

    • @fangirlfanatic7075
      @fangirlfanatic7075 2 роки тому +639

      I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂
      The expressionless faces are killing me

    • @polar6066
      @polar6066 2 роки тому +105

      its a dub (not the og one)

    • @andreadamon2197
      @andreadamon2197 2 роки тому +310

      @@polar6066 The emotional intensity is still way off compared to the animation

    • @ceerie7487
      @ceerie7487 2 роки тому +79

      Now I really think they did it on purpose to give the movie a lot of attention lol

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 2 роки тому +65

      Jepedo just nodding like: " yup, sure okay son I don't wanna deal with this level of twink anymore so just, sure go."

  • @ColinPatrickxo
    @ColinPatrickxo 2 роки тому +18602

    the combination of "thank you daddy" and the "eeSkideEESkidee" as he jumps out the window fuckin sent me, this is terrifying

    • @spyritsolz
      @spyritsolz 2 роки тому +365

      I can confirm that I too make SKIDESKIDESKIDESKIDE noises whenever I jump out of windows.

    • @ColinPatrickxo
      @ColinPatrickxo 2 роки тому +63

      @@spyritsolz same. Every time.

    • @lesterfourie3456
      @lesterfourie3456 2 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @amarimacd12
      @amarimacd12 2 роки тому +81

      As fruity Pinocchio, I can confirm that I go eskideeskidee whenever I jump out a window.

    • @vens3830
      @vens3830 2 роки тому +42

      The "AHKA" at the end of the "skide" is KILLING me 😂😂

  • @MuddyRainboots
    @MuddyRainboots Місяць тому +3

    I love that I’m watching these videos two years later like my life depends on it.

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 2 роки тому +6

    “What has cinema been missing without the addition of skidee skidee skidee?”

  • @joshinthesauce4636
    @joshinthesauce4636 2 роки тому +56908

    The fact that he called him daddy isn’t the only problem. It’s those NOISES he made before jumping out the window

  • @oliviadoodles_
    @oliviadoodles_ 2 роки тому +26414

    i feel like at this point their just rolling with fruity pinocchio. they saw all the memes and said, why not go all out.

    • @eeguy3848
      @eeguy3848 2 роки тому +1189

      They already knew they were going all out😼. In the original TikTok that they made with the trailer they put “ Yassified Pinocchio” so they knew LMFAO 😭😭

    • @levibarns7576
      @levibarns7576 2 роки тому +548

      They found out they get more revenue from people viewing their memes than watching the actual film LMAO

    • @jonathanbojorquez8395
      @jonathanbojorquez8395 2 роки тому +36

      They're*

    • @sasukeuchiha8801
      @sasukeuchiha8801 2 роки тому +252

      not to hate on your comment but they finished the movie long before it became a meme so no they didn't keep rolling with anything. voice acting is usually done long before a trailer will even come out 🤣🤣

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 2 роки тому +8

      There's no fruitiness in him 😞

  • @me-5797
    @me-5797 2 роки тому +72

    Forget the "skedeeskedeeskedeee"
    Why isn't anybody talking about that strange LACKAH he makes while jumping out the window
    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, I'M OBSESSED

    • @me-5797
      @me-5797 2 роки тому +4

      @Blueish I read your comment and I can't stop hearing "RUSSIA" now lol maybe when he said "great adventures" he meant war, help

  • @chloekrueger3003
    @chloekrueger3003 2 роки тому +6

    Pinocchio: *Skidi Skidi Skidi Skidi*
    Scatman: *Im a Scatman*

  • @oceanman4413
    @oceanman4413 2 роки тому +16201

    There is no hatred in Geppetto's eyes. No sadness, no disappointment, only death.

    • @JaamKidd69
      @JaamKidd69 2 роки тому +429

      This is the scariest shit i've ever read in a yt comment section

    • @shgsu9503
      @shgsu9503 2 роки тому +150

      @@JaamKidd69 im legit in tears right now 😭🫥

    • @alekxcsc
      @alekxcsc 2 роки тому +284

      Pinocchio: Thank you DADDY I knew you wouldn't say no!
      Gepetto: 👁️👄👁️

    • @tokimaki
      @tokimaki 2 роки тому +12

      What's a 4000 Lifepoints Ocean Man?

    • @oceanman4413
      @oceanman4413 2 роки тому +15

      @@tokimaki It's a small price to pay to say "NO"

  • @eagleHatchling
    @eagleHatchling 2 роки тому +30463

    The voice actor gave them gold. its not his fault the animation could not keep up

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 2 роки тому +1217

      I feel like they made the movie like this on purpose so they could draw in more movies than they would if the movie was just regularly bland.
      And honestly, I respect the hustle.

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 2 роки тому +314

      I never would see the day that any would say anything along the lines of Pauly Shore being a national treasure but here I am reading reading that very same thing.
      I dont wanna live on this planet anymore.

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 2 роки тому +231

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn people love a good trainwreck

    • @asianblockguy
      @asianblockguy 2 роки тому +191

      the voice actor turned crap into gold.

    • @TotallyNotAToastOrAnything
      @TotallyNotAToastOrAnything 2 роки тому +114

      Oh my god right- honestly the VA knew what they were doing and done it right

  • @mwahbeverly
    @mwahbeverly 2 роки тому +10

    He literally moves like a Sims 4 character, absolute perfection.

  • @evandavis7
    @evandavis7 2 роки тому +16

    The fact that Tom Kenny's character was completely silent makes me wonder how many lines he actually has in the movie.

  • @calhof991
    @calhof991 2 роки тому +15452

    I love how he didn’t even need to say anything when he was getting on the horse because his face wasn’t visible, yet the animators made the conscious golden decision to make him have a verbal seizure lol

  • @EpicVoiceShitposting
    @EpicVoiceShitposting 2 роки тому +3969

    VA: "GREAT ADVENTURES AWAIT!"
    Animation: "Great adventures.. yeah whatever."

    • @bocanthandlethis
      @bocanthandlethis 2 роки тому +31

      GREAT ADVENTURES- nom nom

    • @Blossomadorable
      @Blossomadorable 2 роки тому +18

      I mean, it’s a dub, so the words don’t match up perfectly.

    • @EpicVoiceShitposting
      @EpicVoiceShitposting 2 роки тому +34

      @@Blossomadorable Bro it's a 2022 movie
      Like a movie that's gonna get played in theatres...

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 роки тому +27

      @@EpicVoiceShitposting and it’s not made by a small studio or something 💀

    • @tylociraptor8131
      @tylociraptor8131 2 роки тому +2

      @@EpicVoiceShitposting It's a russian film, so it's been dubbed.

  • @HawaiianBoy808
    @HawaiianBoy808 13 днів тому +2

    The way he said "Thank You Daddy" sounded so dirty. 😂
    And the "Skideee Skidee Skidee Skidee" I thought he was trying to sound like a VSCO Girl lmao. 😂

  • @MRworldEtIkA
    @MRworldEtIkA 11 днів тому +3

    my favorite part is when he's yappin "skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet" before unpolitely jump outta the window

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 2 роки тому +7821

    Everyone seemed to be focused on the fruitiness of Pinocchio but why tf no one comments on how out of sync the animation and voice acting is, this is a HUGE mess

    • @Sweet4Swirllix
      @Sweet4Swirllix 2 роки тому +740

      true tho, he just went "😮😐😮"

    • @moemoii3094
      @moemoii3094 2 роки тому +570

      It's because the original is not in English. It's a dub

    • @infravalktexas
      @infravalktexas 2 роки тому +189

      This is for the English dub

    • @lorenzobattistutta4761
      @lorenzobattistutta4761 2 роки тому +129

      @@moemoii3094 whats the original language?

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +31

      It's because flamboyant men are very hated, animators are cool

  • @justmoosethings
    @justmoosethings 2 роки тому +2885

    …this movie was made as a joke, right? There’s no way they could’ve made a movie THIS BAD on accident…right? RIGHT?!

    • @okay8458
      @okay8458 2 роки тому +123

      Has nothing to do with the dubbing, the animations and just the dialogs itself, the script horrribbbbleeee

    • @reddrahvett623
      @reddrahvett623 2 роки тому +44

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 bro, wasn't it the studio itself that suggested the voice actor? I have a feeling this runs deeper than just a poor dub tbh

    • @supernova9563
      @supernova9563 2 роки тому +26

      it’s lgbtq representation made for children

    • @christopherbrice5473
      @christopherbrice5473 2 роки тому +40

      @@supernova9563 okay man I hope you got your tin foil on tight tonight because we're on our way 🏳️‍🌈

    • @shadetee234
      @shadetee234 2 роки тому +5

      Shark Tale exists and it shares the same vibes as this movie

  • @BruhManReviews
    @BruhManReviews Рік тому +1

    I can’t stop replaying this

  • @destinyfoxx4842
    @destinyfoxx4842 2 роки тому

    This the really just made my day😭🤚🏾

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 2 роки тому +52434

    I like how the model for Pinocchio doesn’t even look like a puppet. They clearly took some generic kid model, slapped a wooden texture on it, and said “yeah that’s good enough”

    • @Relic58
      @Relic58 2 роки тому +2089

      To me, he looks like an animated kid version of Logan Paul.

    • @thedude7737
      @thedude7737 2 роки тому +311

      @@Relic58 logang gang

    • @timsmith7858
      @timsmith7858 2 роки тому +106

      And it was

    • @VioletsOnMars
      @VioletsOnMars 2 роки тому +26

      @@Relic58 rol!

    • @Astronopolis
      @Astronopolis 2 роки тому +185

      Looks like this is after he became a real boy

  • @tiablue9106
    @tiablue9106 2 роки тому +26698

    me watching the trailer: "well at least he called him 'father' and not 'daddy'. that would've just been too easy"
    me watching this: "fuck."

    • @vallaby2042
      @vallaby2042 2 роки тому +1453

      I don't know that "FAAAAAATHEEEEER!!!" Was pretty fruity already...

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +428

      Why did Americans make father figures a sexual thing? That's just gross

    • @MMMikuruBeam
      @MMMikuruBeam 2 роки тому +165

      I think it's on the nose

    • @phucnhahuynh4477
      @phucnhahuynh4477 2 роки тому +133

      @@MammalianCreature you mean English-user

    • @jozimastar95
      @jozimastar95 2 роки тому +63

      @@MammalianCreature like you can make eniythink
      if you call me jjjoooozzziiii masssttaarrr it would be suspicious too

  • @raggedyannandandyfan2012
    @raggedyannandandyfan2012 7 місяців тому +1

    “Skidee, Skidee, Skidee, Skidee”
    I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @BobbyBearStudios
    @BobbyBearStudios 16 днів тому +3

    "SKIDI SKIDI SKIDI SKIDI" *jumps out the fucking window*

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 2 роки тому +21325

    To the people who actually sat down and watched this movie in it's entirety,
    I salute you. It takes real guts to get through such an ordeal.

    • @the_honored_one_06
      @the_honored_one_06 2 роки тому +297

      I've seen worse so it's not that bad lol

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 2 роки тому +189

      @@the_honored_one_06 fr, it actually seems enjoyable

    • @ProdVegas569
      @ProdVegas569 2 роки тому +81

      I actually kinda liked it

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому +267

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills

    • @Ghostface1998
      @Ghostface1998 2 роки тому +189

      @@ProdVegas569 did you actually like it or were just laughing of how bad it was

  • @owlface5023
    @owlface5023 2 роки тому +2011

    Lyrics:
    Thank you daddy
    I knew you wouldn’t say no
    Let’s go Tybalt!
    Great adventures await!
    Askidskskidskskidiskidi LACHA
    HAHA!

  • @maddyjane3937
    @maddyjane3937 2 роки тому

    Absolutely incredible, I honestly can't wait

  • @squidnuggetnar450
    @squidnuggetnar450 2 роки тому +3

    “grEaT aDvEnTuRes aWaIt!
    SkEskudEskUdEskuDee”
    -Fruity Pinocchio, 2022

  • @AlbitaChica
    @AlbitaChica 2 роки тому +7128

    I want to see this movie so badly. It looks so awful but the laughs I'm gonna have watching It are sure worth It 🤣

    • @mr.meeseeks5127
      @mr.meeseeks5127 2 роки тому +59

      Where can I find it? It's not on any of my streaming services.

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld 2 роки тому +31

      Where can I watch it for free? Cant find it unless its russian

    • @katie.hin.1318
      @katie.hin.1318 2 роки тому +3

      Kimcartoon has it, I believe

    • @raiyne8089
      @raiyne8089 2 роки тому +43

      Sadly, I’m here to say that they unfruitied Pinnochio in the final cut. Im sorry my gays gals and and other people who fit under the LGBTQ2SIAA+ umbrella pals.

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 2 роки тому +75

      @@raiyne8089 bruh as a gay...lgbt fuckin what

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb 2 роки тому +356

    “Dee-skidee-skidee-skidee” - what totally normal humans say before mounting a horse

    • @Currently_Fangirling
      @Currently_Fangirling 2 роки тому +31

      Yep, I take horse riding lessons weekly and I can confirm that’s exactly the sound I make before mounting

    • @animemicheal
      @animemicheal 2 роки тому +5

      I mean, Pauly shore is a known weirdo, he just makes these kinds of noises in everything.

    • @dionabutshemakesplaylists
      @dionabutshemakesplaylists 2 роки тому +4

      @@Currently_Fangirling do you say "LAGHA" while you mount the horse?

    • @Currently_Fangirling
      @Currently_Fangirling 2 роки тому +1

      @@dionabutshemakesplaylists ya know, it usually sounds more like, “LACKHA” but yeah pretty much the same

    • @dionabutshemakesplaylists
      @dionabutshemakesplaylists 2 роки тому +2

      @@Currently_Fangirling If I ever ride a horse I'll remember to say "LACKHA" as I get on. Thank you for the knowledge.

  • @YourContentSucksDlck
    @YourContentSucksDlck 18 днів тому +2

    Director: "ok, we need a comedian...somebody funny, but not funny enough to be busy or too expensive. Also someone who's ok voicing a f*g."
    Pauly Shore: "YeeskideeSKIDEESKIDEE"

  • @professorchimp1
    @professorchimp1 2 роки тому +2

    This film is a cinematic masterpiece.

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 2 роки тому +8025

    What makes it even better is that the voice doesn’t match up with the lip movements, so it just looks like the voice actor is doing his own thing😂

    • @AngelDustMyBel0ved
      @AngelDustMyBel0ved 2 роки тому +293

      mans freestyling😂😂

    • @quinntaylor1170
      @quinntaylor1170 2 роки тому +514

      It’s a Russian film lmao. It was made with Russian voice acting and they just poorly dubbed it

    • @AvaWdoesvids
      @AvaWdoesvids 2 роки тому +343

      @@quinntaylor1170 very poorly 💀💀💀 my mans really said ‘ski di ski di’

    • @rhettmitchell
      @rhettmitchell 2 роки тому +14

      @@quinntaylor1170 ohhhh

    • @quinntaylor1170
      @quinntaylor1170 2 роки тому +25

      @@rhettmitchell I watched it last night and it’s atrocious! I wasted $6 renting it

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 2 роки тому +6754

    I feel like they knew midway through production that the movie was gonna suck, so they just went all-in.

    • @whatinthetimiaththesecond
      @whatinthetimiaththesecond 2 роки тому +144

      They know Fruinochio is a meme now and they're just making it even more fruity.

    • @Firepowered
      @Firepowered 2 роки тому +50

      A Ghost Stories-type situation

    • @onchecat1863
      @onchecat1863 2 роки тому +4

      And that is what maked it good

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 2 роки тому +12

      @@Firepowered except I actually want to watch ghost stories

    • @zahza2707
      @zahza2707 2 роки тому +3

      It is kinda camp

  • @yrrr4871
    @yrrr4871 Рік тому +2

    "Let's go Tybalt! Great adventures await!" 💅

  • @jae9552
    @jae9552 2 роки тому

    i cant stop replaying this

  • @cupio-stardust
    @cupio-stardust 2 роки тому +1505

    He sounds like he’s reading the script for the first time.

    • @fineaswine5863
      @fineaswine5863 2 роки тому +55

      If he was reading it for the first time and acted like THAT...

    • @pumpkinhills7611
      @pumpkinhills7611 2 роки тому +3

      Tidtudtu yup!

    • @anawfulperson
      @anawfulperson 2 роки тому

      it’s pauly shore lmao.

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 2 роки тому +6

      Pinochios VA really just went off screaming and nobody corrected him. I blame the translators and the voice director.

  • @m2p096
    @m2p096 2 роки тому +392

    everything about this:
    -he called geppetto daddy
    -lip sync is shit
    -the noises he makes before jumping on the horse

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 9 місяців тому

    I want to meet the legend who voiced this horse

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 2 роки тому +12388

    If anyone didn’t know, “skidiskidi” is actually a gay mating call.

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 2 роки тому +294

      Really or a re you joking

    • @spyritsolz
      @spyritsolz 2 роки тому +1423

      I’m now going to flirt with my fellow gays by screaming “SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE” in their faces. It works every time.

    • @teumeato
      @teumeato 2 роки тому +321

      💀💀 I can confirm

    • @lucinda_null
      @lucinda_null 2 роки тому +754

      BUT WAS HE SAYING THAT TO THE HORSE?

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 2 роки тому +670

      @@lucinda_null what can I say, Pinocchio likes a stud

  • @fanendey
    @fanendey 2 роки тому +1585

    The lipsinc all over the place, the exasperated line when he calls him daddy ans the sound fx being way too loud.
    It's all so chaotically perfect

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 2 роки тому +28

      the movie is originally russian

    • @OdaKa
      @OdaKa 2 роки тому +1

      The out of sync might be a youtube thing

    • @Covill
      @Covill 2 роки тому +15

      It’s a Russian movie with an English dub. That’s why the lips don’t sync.

    • @fanendey
      @fanendey 2 роки тому +2

      @@Covill it's still funny tho.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 2 роки тому

      @@kryse4806 oooh that makes sense

  • @swift_heart_bunnie
    @swift_heart_bunnie 7 місяців тому +2

    “Thank you daddy” 💀

  • @lambsauce221
    @lambsauce221 Рік тому +3

    😂THANK😂 😺YOU😺 🥵DADDY🥵

  • @tintedpalette653
    @tintedpalette653 2 роки тому +3060

    This honestly looks like a blast to watch, hits that sweet spot of “so bad it’s good”

    • @crematorium8134
      @crematorium8134 2 роки тому +53

      Indeed it does

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 2 роки тому +79

      Pauly Shore just pulled off the most Wiseau-worthy performance ever in an animated movie

    • @4nt0s
      @4nt0s 2 роки тому +23

      Idk about you but I think it's so bad that it's bad.

    • @crematorium8134
      @crematorium8134 2 роки тому +31

      @@4nt0s the only part that made me laugh so far was when he was running towards the horse say skido skido skido

    • @user-qx8vo8dz2w
      @user-qx8vo8dz2w 2 роки тому +2

      Not really

  • @Ivory81
    @Ivory81 2 роки тому +1659

    Also the horse is called Tybalt and anyone who has read Romeo and Juliet should know that he’s one of the fruitiest characters

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 2 роки тому +32

      I'm pretty sure that's only in the modern retelling.

    • @dededeleted4793
      @dededeleted4793 2 роки тому +132

      @@thescruffinator8830 *Gnomeo & Juliet Intensifies*

    • @onesoggychip
      @onesoggychip 2 роки тому +29

      I have no idea why but your right
      love tybalt 8/10 my favorite Romeo and Juliet character

    • @Kalani_Saiko
      @Kalani_Saiko 2 роки тому +9

      I knew I was not alone!
      I haven't even watched the movie

    • @Ivory81
      @Ivory81 2 роки тому +82

      @@thescruffinator8830 no trust me. As someone who had to read and study the full play for school, I can confirm he’s just as fruity in the original. Also I feel like you may be thinking of yassified Marcutio from the 90’s version

  • @marireyes8070
    @marireyes8070 2 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, not just gay Pinocchio, he's a chaotic gay Pinocchio

  • @cane9278
    @cane9278 7 місяців тому

    God, I miss this movie sm 😂

  • @kat_draws__
    @kat_draws__ 2 роки тому +36224

    fruitiness aside. can we talk about how bad the animation genuinely is? him hopping on the horse is SO SLOOWWW

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 2 роки тому +2005

      It's pretty clear by now that the entire team working on this had absolutely no interest in doing so and they know that this is shit XD
      I mean the animations ten years ago were much better.

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth 2 роки тому +504

      Maybe they were forced to work on the movie

    • @AParticularlyPointySoldier
      @AParticularlyPointySoldier 2 роки тому +1090

      It’s not THAT slow. It just doesn’t look natural. The lip syncing is the real issue here.

    • @niallscottanimation
      @niallscottanimation 2 роки тому +571

      As an animator it makes me sad this is seen as bad
      Alright it's maybe not quite Pixar/Disney and comes over as a bit sluggish but Id say it's more of an issue with the scene/direction overall, you have the fruity overdub that doesn't sync, the animation that seems to be for a much more subdued original voiceover, a slightly stiff character design and thus an overall incongruence of pace it the scene.
      As for the animation overall for that moment I'd find it hard to be too critical. It's smooth, maybe a bit lifeless but still well executed for the purpose of getting the character A to B, again, presumably for a much less manic original russian VO

    • @gamingchannel7488
      @gamingchannel7488 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/0YGVE9KKo8M/v-deo.html

  • @rachii6687
    @rachii6687 2 роки тому +31143

    At this point.... I'm still not sure if the creators wanted to make Pinocchio childish and naive... Charming and adventure loving (which would explain the deep voice he has) .... Or sassy/fruity.... Becuz right now, he looks like a combination of all those 3 and not a good one...... It's like they just couldn't DECIDE... 😶

    • @kittens_arecute
      @kittens_arecute 2 роки тому +299

      I thought you said creatures

    • @rachii6687
      @rachii6687 2 роки тому +61

      @@kittens_arecute :o

    • @kittens_arecute
      @kittens_arecute 2 роки тому +29

      @@rachii6687 imao

    • @RoachDoggggJR
      @RoachDoggggJR 2 роки тому +274

      The fact the studio picked Pauly Shore of all people makes me think they are genuinely trying to make a joke of it

    • @vltraviolence7640
      @vltraviolence7640 2 роки тому +61

      He has a voice of a 30 year old man. Wtf do you think?

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Місяць тому +1

    The "daddy" quote, followed by skdeeskeeskdeeskdee, followed by him making that "bwahahahaha" is just pure fuckin chaos in under 12 seconds. The actor knew his mission.

  • @darkjade7782
    @darkjade7782 2 роки тому

    The thank you daddy I knew you wouldn’t say no, cuts to quagmire sounds🤣

  • @Rice_Wolf
    @Rice_Wolf 2 роки тому +1465

    I remember seeing a comment on the original trailer saying there was a 99% chance or something of Pinocchio saying “daddy” and we can worry even more since that person was correct

    • @case6668
      @case6668 2 роки тому +61

      There’s no way they don’t know what they’re doing lol

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld 2 роки тому +8

      Do you know where can I watch this one for free? I cant find unless its russian

    • @case6668
      @case6668 2 роки тому +2

      No clue, sorry

    • @blackhole7668
      @blackhole7668 2 роки тому +6

      Lol it was me! 😂

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld 2 роки тому +18

      Bro Im watching the movie right now and he didn’t say daddy, he said “dad or father” instead. Also they removed the fruity parts, especially the “father when can I leave to be on my ooown” :(

  • @astrangerontheinternet5500
    @astrangerontheinternet5500 2 роки тому +1946

    Imagine if he lied and his nose curves instead of growing straight.

  • @edgyboi728
    @edgyboi728 Рік тому +2

    0:08 ..wow he really just said [loud annoying cicada in anime]

  • @bimgus3907
    @bimgus3907 2 роки тому +1

    I can’t wait to see this in theaters

  • @seang7578
    @seang7578 2 роки тому +7174

    Honestly I feel like they knew the movie would be a flop and opted for “Okay we’re gonna make it bad in a way that it’s funny to watch and make fun of” instead of “Okay we’ll just do the same thing and make it the most boring shit you ever did see”
    Honestly I respect it if they did decide on it that way

    • @uu2379
      @uu2379 2 роки тому +239

      So basically the ghost stories eng dub?

    • @Darklord-uo3re
      @Darklord-uo3re 2 роки тому +162

      I think that's exactly what happened. What kid or adult has ever said, man I wish they redid pinochio? I don't know a single person who even saw the original, shit I only know him from Shrek

    • @Kiilluah
      @Kiilluah 2 роки тому +95

      Crazy but, they didnt. I watched the movie yesturday and this scene is voiced differently. Like he says that line without emotion and there was no "skidee skidee GACHA" when he jumped out the window. I was so disappointed.

    • @alexiaplayz
      @alexiaplayz 2 роки тому +10

      They had to go the gay way

    • @AmberyTear
      @AmberyTear 2 роки тому +37

      You give these people WAAAAY too much credit...

  • @Jbriizle
    @Jbriizle 2 роки тому +4615

    It’s giving miraculous when the mouth don’t match the words 💀
    Edit: ik miraculous has dubbing translations but like even when they make random noises (all dubs) their mouths don’t move

    • @mynameisjack0618
      @mynameisjack0618 2 роки тому +81

      That’s just a result of bad dubbing

    • @holywatersquirtgun3172
      @holywatersquirtgun3172 2 роки тому +181

      At least Miraculous has the excuse of translation/dubbing inconsistencies
      This movie is just straight up bad

    • @cashm5455
      @cashm5455 2 роки тому +49

      @@holywatersquirtgun3172 same with this movie, it was originally in Russian

    • @minilamma4879
      @minilamma4879 2 роки тому +25

      Miraculous wouldn't match because the original cast is French. This doesn't match because it is just straight up bad

    • @cashm5455
      @cashm5455 2 роки тому +37

      @@minilamma4879 original dub was Russian for this, so same issue, doesn’t excuse much of the bad animation though

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton3177 2 роки тому +2

    That barely polite nod that Geppetto gives him 🤣

  • @user-pv1vq8ee2t
    @user-pv1vq8ee2t 2 роки тому +2

    This can't be true, the director must've been joking 🤣 This is so Bad, that it's good.

  • @50blessings52
    @50blessings52 2 роки тому +581

    *Someone* wasn't paid enough to give a crap about the movie

    • @gryla5290
      @gryla5290 2 роки тому +28

      Someone tried to fuck this up

  • @staudinga
    @staudinga 2 роки тому +511

    The contrast between the extra-fruity "skidi skidi skidi skidi" and the "LACHA!" that sounds like he coughed up a bit of his lung is what kills me.

    • @mehya3266
      @mehya3266 2 роки тому +12

      LMFAOOOO THE WAY YOU PHRASED THIS MAKES IT SM FUNNIER

  • @rendeenar.99
    @rendeenar.99 2 місяці тому +2

    *EEEEAEAEAEEEN GARD!*
    Great line. XD

  • @dj-um7el
    @dj-um7el Рік тому +1

    This is horrifying, but I love it!

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 2 роки тому +960

    Geppetto is the real puppet. A souless husk of a man who has lost all will to live. Without a sense of purpose, he faces everyday by going through the motions with overwhelming apathy. He simply let's the world determine his fate, for that is the only thing left for him to look forward to.

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld 2 роки тому +17

      They freaking removed that part, even the "father when can I leave to be on my own "

    • @shesakillerquinn
      @shesakillerquinn 2 роки тому +16

      Same, Geppetto. Same.

    • @SamuraiKai
      @SamuraiKai 2 роки тому +11

      I love you sm for this AHAHAHAA

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but if I gave him a bucket of silicone, I bet he could make real magic happen.

    • @orchestraoverseer9426
      @orchestraoverseer9426 2 роки тому +9

      Apathy is worse than death because a rotten corpse at least can feed the insects and the beasts

  • @outofcontextallen3408
    @outofcontextallen3408 2 роки тому +379

    Surprised no one has mentioned the noise he was making while running lmao

  • @TriniGamerGirl7
    @TriniGamerGirl7 2 роки тому +2

    Geppetto looks like he regrets letting him go.

  • @muunhead
    @muunhead 9 місяців тому

    The daddy just nodding and not saying a single word💀

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 2 роки тому +403

    fun fact : even the voice actor for Pinocchio question the movies maker's decision when they approached him with the role.

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 2 роки тому +21

      when Pauly Shore questions your weird ass movie
      you know there's an issue

  • @coffeesimp6492
    @coffeesimp6492 2 роки тому +474

    this is the same style of english dubs that are just naturally incredible. The kinds where the voice actors just don't give a single fuck about the content and are just doing it for fun. Like the Ghost Stories of film. Incredible.

    • @LizzieBunny
      @LizzieBunny 2 роки тому +29

      No that's totally what I was thinking, it's so much like Ghost Stories it's great how bad it is

    • @rebeccadavis3185
      @rebeccadavis3185 2 роки тому +4

      Ghost stories 2 wrath of the haunted (gay) puppet

  • @mewriarty_
    @mewriarty_ 2 роки тому +2

    my bedroom is on the first floor, so i am now going to jump out my window while yelling EESKIDIDIDIDIDI
    edit: it's just as majestic as pinnochio made it seem, although now my neighbors think i'm crazy

  • @skycreacher
    @skycreacher 2 роки тому +1

    My exact reaction was "What the fuck did I just watch." Then I looked in the description lmao.

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 2 роки тому +435

    Its nighttime and "Thank you daddy" will be in my nightmares thank you very much

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 2 роки тому +11

      If you close your eyes and listen to it. It's way worse

  • @ramirolosadamedina7843
    @ramirolosadamedina7843 2 роки тому +228

    The audacity of the movie giving him a heterosexual romantic interest despite him being this fruity.

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 2 роки тому +85

      Me: Characters shouldn’t be assumed to be gay based on stereotypes.
      Pinocchio: exists
      Me: … Okay there can be a few exceptions.

    • @buttonsbox2476
      @buttonsbox2476 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn I can certainly agree in this case.

    • @Araxijiro
      @Araxijiro 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn Definitely

    • @natayeet3216
      @natayeet3216 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn yup.

    • @ainsleyharriot6060
      @ainsleyharriot6060 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn affirmative