I made Minecraft Steve realistic

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  • Опубліковано 3 тра 2024
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    This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 and the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
    If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this
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  • @Kredorish
    @Kredorish 13 днів тому +3207

    One thing I love is when it gets completely off track into something super realistic, and even more off track into something even more hyper-realistic and ridiculous.

    • @speedweed-dw1nj
      @speedweed-dw1nj 13 днів тому +1

      Also when he casually adds a whole dimension over something stupid like the trash dimension

    • @iegoriasynetskyi1003
      @iegoriasynetskyi1003 13 днів тому +34

      "hyper-realistic and ridiculous"
      Seems like an oxymoron to me lol
      Although yeah, I do love the obscene amount of weird detail added to seemingly irrelevant features too. It's pretty much the staple of the channel at this point.

    • @Jaraya123
      @Jaraya123 13 днів тому +3

      Bro read my mind.

    • @coffinmyface4237
      @coffinmyface4237 12 днів тому +4

      ​​@@iegoriasynetskyi1003a giraffes trachea (feel free to check if im right on this) wraps from its torso, entirely around its neck and back up to its mouth, one of our cleaning organs just fucking explodes because it does its job too well. Black holes, i dont think i need to say more there. Reality is absolutely ridiculous

    • @tarnthamuaapithorn9161
      @tarnthamuaapithorn9161 6 днів тому

      Ok

  • @Bajor1
    @Bajor1 13 днів тому +2244

    I cant belive Fingees didn't add appendicitis to minecraft to further expand the playing experience

    • @TheAlmightyPurpleJ
      @TheAlmightyPurpleJ 13 днів тому +94

      Truly depressing, fingees fell off hard

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  13 днів тому +867

      that will be in the Organs and Oregon Trail update

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 13 днів тому +153

      @@fingees_YT Oregone? But will there still be ore then??

    • @Bajor1
      @Bajor1 13 днів тому +34

      @@josketobben all ores will be gone

    • @donutguy804
      @donutguy804 13 днів тому +28

      @@fingees_YTcant wait for the dysentery update

  • @ThePinkOne
    @ThePinkOne 13 днів тому +950

    There is no way you created KILLER BEAN for a TWO SECOND BIT, the dedication is painful. I love you

    • @magicman6908
      @magicman6908 11 днів тому +8

      I was blown away just from seeing Killer Bean to dive further into farts.

  • @leontriestoart
    @leontriestoart 13 днів тому +997

    Can you add carbon emissions to minecraft

  • @pyrio4071
    @pyrio4071 13 днів тому +480

    5:18 The most disturbing thing in this video is how he presses 2 while hovering over the furnace slot instead of shift clicking. Literally sent shivers down my spine at the deranged pshycopath antics.

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  13 днів тому +154

      you gotta be efficient to pump these videos out

    • @MB-eh2kp
      @MB-eh2kp 13 днів тому +69

      Clearly this is a reference to the popular Minecraft update “Minecraft 2”

    • @Dojaesd
      @Dojaesd 12 днів тому +3

      ​@@fingees_YTwhere are ur mods

    • @Dummy4Lifez
      @Dummy4Lifez 10 днів тому +1

      I dont think there actual real mods​@@Dojaesd

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 9 днів тому

      Efficient

  • @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254
    @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254 13 днів тому +1057

    1:24 This implies that our eyes are in our mouths, which I wouldn't be surprised if this is a feature lol

    • @fritzyfox3713
      @fritzyfox3713 13 днів тому +143

      Finally I get to roleplay as Caine from digital circus

    • @cezken5
      @cezken5 13 днів тому +18

      ​@@fritzyfox3713💀

    • @suspicioussand
      @suspicioussand 13 днів тому +57

      ​@@fritzyfox3713 POMNI, I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE

    • @igottakirbranger8995
      @igottakirbranger8995 13 днів тому +16

      Caine Digital Circus 💀

    • @Suspressable
      @Suspressable 13 днів тому +30

      @@fritzyfox3713 “HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT! I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY STOCKS!”

  • @prolitium4112
    @prolitium4112 13 днів тому +126

    "If you're a girl you'll have a girl fart" with no elaboration may be my new favorite fingees bit

  • @TSK_light
    @TSK_light 13 днів тому +267

    Lore accurate Steve

  • @Chargeorge676
    @Chargeorge676 13 днів тому +1006

    Bro is working harder than the the entire mojang company
    Edit : I officially started ww3 in the comment section

    • @yarikzhiga
      @yarikzhiga 13 днів тому +55

      ikr he makes updates 5x bigger than actual minecraft updates in 5x less time 😭

    • @Kyrikrliy
      @Kyrikrliy 13 днів тому +44

      But unlike mojang he doesn't let others download his work and actually play it, it's just animation and command blocks mostly

    • @elliswebster7041
      @elliswebster7041 13 днів тому +23

      Generic comment

    • @lalhmangaihatahan
      @lalhmangaihatahan 13 днів тому +11

      relatable comment

    • @bobmaster698
      @bobmaster698 13 днів тому +7

      I don't really think that is true lol

  • @impossible9092
    @impossible9092 13 днів тому +117

    my absolute favourite part about these videos is that each ridiculous addition perfectly segues into the next ridiculous thing

  • @Jeez_690
    @Jeez_690 13 днів тому +110

    He's talented,
    He's productive,
    He's intelligent,
    Moreover he has that majestic voice,
    Why mojang why? Hire this guy. Atleast ur mob votes would be better if fingees started working there (as a boss)

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 13 днів тому +12

      working as a boss he would first add hugo boss clothing to minecraft

    • @kamilK96
      @kamilK96 13 днів тому +4

      Why would he want to work for them, he already made Minecraft 2. Mojang should work for him.

    • @duongduong3124
      @duongduong3124 13 днів тому +1

      Microsoft not like adding thing thought

  • @TD_Heather4TW
    @TD_Heather4TW 13 днів тому +35

    3:09 "Steve's eyes don't blink"
    Bedrock Steve: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ThatAsianPenguin
    @ThatAsianPenguin 13 днів тому +288

    No one has finished the video so far but I can safely say we are all traumatized

  • @Sean_735
    @Sean_735 13 днів тому +108

    5:36 I thought this was going to turn into a farm to harvest muscles only from strong mobs to grow your own.

  • @reddishradish682
    @reddishradish682 13 днів тому +89

    1:25 caine pov?

  • @greenberrygk
    @greenberrygk 13 днів тому +24

    I would have used iron nuggets instead of iron ingots for braces, but otherwise great, perfectly vanilla style mod for sure 😃

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  13 днів тому +10

      forgot those were in the game And i don't know what they actually do

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 12 днів тому +1

      @@fingees_YTnothing

  • @mrquestionmrq450
    @mrquestionmrq450 13 днів тому +18

    imagine playing with all of Fingees' updates that he's made to Minecraft so far. Would probably go pretty hard

  • @_random_guy_idk
    @_random_guy_idk 13 днів тому +109

    1:10 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 13 днів тому +12

    4:07 Literal jump scare right there.

  • @TomDebridge
    @TomDebridge 13 днів тому +19

    3:40 I lost it at "Stares"

  • @puck7572
    @puck7572 13 днів тому +34

    Where is the realistic depression in my steve

  • @user-ku9bk7vf5l
    @user-ku9bk7vf5l 13 днів тому +100

    2:55 Please do NOT add Skibidi Toilet.

  • @Atylonisus
    @Atylonisus 13 днів тому +17

    2:48
    This sentence took such a turn between it's first and second half

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 13 днів тому +15

    8:54 he gave the witch a makeover?!?!
    5 seconds later...
    he improved the witch!?!?!

  • @OptiPopulus
    @OptiPopulus 12 днів тому +10

    4:35 Dude looks like those meme roblox avatars

  • @jordisumoy3097
    @jordisumoy3097 12 днів тому +8

    why did you made him british?

  • @ragcat3732
    @ragcat3732 12 днів тому +10

    2:43 you know flossing isn’t supposed to hurt right?.. How hard have you been flossing your teeth???

  • @MrMelonsz
    @MrMelonsz 13 днів тому +14

    Bro. That soul dimension is literally terrifying lmaooo.
    Would not want to get trapped in there.

  • @slimyslimer2642
    @slimyslimer2642 13 днів тому +9

    2:54 Don't forget to also add Camera Men, they can get rid of the toilets in case your house gets infested

  • @etzelpro3939
    @etzelpro3939 13 днів тому +8

    4:22 I can't believe he roasted him self

  • @axolotl482
    @axolotl482 13 днів тому +5

    I know that most of these mods aren't fleshed out, and most of the systems are built to work just enough for a video, just I would love to see mods getting released for like goals again

  • @eliteplier
    @eliteplier 13 днів тому +11

    Why cant most minecraft youtubers be like this?

    • @fingees_YT
      @fingees_YT  13 днів тому +22

      That would be bad for my brand

  • @Knomshabeck
    @Knomshabeck 13 днів тому +3

    Babe wake up, Fingees ready to traumatize us again

  • @alexgravitos
    @alexgravitos 12 днів тому +3

    this dude's like
    "Hey. Realistic Steve is a good idea. Imma add a nose. Nose detects smells, so I'll add things that smell. What smells? Farts. What causes farts? Beans. What do you think of when you see beans? The Killer Bean movie."
    A lot of random, barely correlated to each other things. Chaotic neutral.

  • @art.14z
    @art.14z 13 днів тому +20

    Add taxes, inflation and rent! :) (awesome video as always)

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 13 днів тому

      we also need more cancer!
      I mean, realism ftw, right? Right!?!

    • @art.14z
      @art.14z 13 днів тому

      @@josketobben oooh true! We would also need insurance and healthcare after! Haha lol

    • @weswolverine
      @weswolverine 12 днів тому +1

      @@art.14z If we're going for realism, he might as well add politics to minecraft

    • @art.14z
      @art.14z 12 днів тому

      @@weswolverine hahah lol

  • @ceddavis7441
    @ceddavis7441 12 днів тому +3

    3:07 bedrock players: *laughing in the distance*

  • @FoXMaSteR001
    @FoXMaSteR001 13 днів тому +38

    Aliens watching this : "Human is fascinating"

  • @MRBLUXEL
    @MRBLUXEL 13 днів тому +2

    love that we have our eyes inside our mouth in first person, totally accurate to irl

  • @ilovegirafz
    @ilovegirafz 13 днів тому +2

    Everytime a video of yours comes out I send it to my friends. They are getting increasingly worried about me.

  • @_lucydream
    @_lucydream 13 днів тому +20

    my favourite terrifying youtuber has uploaded again!

  • @Aleon-GB
    @Aleon-GB 13 днів тому +3

    I love this guy, he's always take thing too literally.

  • @generalcrab0009
    @generalcrab0009 12 днів тому +2

    Actually, I think you’ll find that Steve *does* blink.
    On Bedrock though.

  • @DanStrongman
    @DanStrongman 13 днів тому +32

    In bedrock edition of Minecraft your eyes blink

    • @oddbluedragon
      @oddbluedragon 13 днів тому +6

      only for default skin or skin made by accessories on marketplace

    • @DanStrongman
      @DanStrongman 13 днів тому

      @@oddbluedragon ok

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 13 днів тому +1

      ew

  • @cosmeticincantations7997
    @cosmeticincantations7997 12 днів тому +3

    Don’t think too much about the fact that if you switch your skin to Alex she has big muscles and thick body hair, she was always like that

  • @bonnie_the_bunny250
    @bonnie_the_bunny250 13 днів тому +5

    steve just turn into british 💀💀💀💀

  • @pejn5329
    @pejn5329 13 днів тому +2

    Fingees is singlehandedly making sure aliens never visit us, what a kind man ❤

  • @bigseven8227
    @bigseven8227 13 днів тому +5

    0:41 Steve looks like he drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge

  • @supertoady
    @supertoady 13 днів тому +11

    every video it gets even more horrifying

  • @fungi331
    @fungi331 13 днів тому +13

    this man is the i did a thing of minecraft modding. even his voice sounds kinda the same lol

    • @wadball
      @wadball 13 днів тому +1

      Perfect description lool

  • @JayceMinecraft
    @JayceMinecraft 12 днів тому +2

    This went from realistic steve to dentist mod really fast.

  • @bontonexofficial5075
    @bontonexofficial5075 13 днів тому +2

    should’ve added a Satoru Gojo mob who spams your player with every texture in minecraft for weeks at a time if you look into his soul smh my head
    (pretty neat video)

  • @gwenlop9512
    @gwenlop9512 13 днів тому +3

    Fingees is always surreal and constantly unexpected at every turn. With every Fingees mod, there's practically no clue what'll be in store.

  • @aut-zomefamilyadventures4904
    @aut-zomefamilyadventures4904 13 днів тому +17

    4:17 average British person

  • @svenbimmelbahn1915
    @svenbimmelbahn1915 11 днів тому +1

    I never hated the fact more that i can see and understand what i see. Great workt man

  • @lyria261
    @lyria261 13 днів тому +2

    It's fascinating. After watching every fingees video these ideas seem to become more and more logical and less absurd over time because you're slowly getting used to it and start to just accept it. I see him opening an eye like a door and only think to myself: wow that makes perfect sense! Great idea!

  • @RyBrown
    @RyBrown 13 днів тому +5

    I think it’s really funny how you have so much talent and choose to use it for… this

  • @taigafrost4936
    @taigafrost4936 13 днів тому +6

    3:04 bedrock players:

  • @jirisitarcik9097
    @jirisitarcik9097 13 днів тому +2

    Stares are awesome! Good pun idea. The visual and behavior of block itself is amazing 😂

  • @Junqward
    @Junqward 13 днів тому +5

    4:11 spore looking ahh creature

  • @Malinanaani
    @Malinanaani 13 днів тому +11

    8:37 but does the girl fart smell bad or good?

  • @user-mm4il1te3v
    @user-mm4il1te3v 12 днів тому +3

    1:29
    The animation of Steve getting red eyes plus the sound affect makes it the best clip

  • @Xenion_jeux
    @Xenion_jeux 13 днів тому +5

    1:39 you could also have used the butcher villager instead

  • @BGCBLacksGameCorner
    @BGCBLacksGameCorner 12 днів тому +2

    To be honest I love the eye thingy. It looks so cute on spiders... Like... I want a separate eye mod :D

  • @user-vo7kt5cl5l
    @user-vo7kt5cl5l 13 днів тому +11

    What if you give Steve haircuts

    • @Doobydoe
      @Doobydoe 13 днів тому +5

      Steve with low taper fade

  • @reigun8494
    @reigun8494 13 днів тому +3

    Bathroom dimension gave me conker's bad fur day flashbacks

    • @Lar_me
      @Lar_me 13 днів тому +1

      "BRING ME SOME SWEET CORN"

  • @WeepVibe
    @WeepVibe 6 днів тому

    Your videos are so entertaining and funny! I lost it at the retainer part😂.

  • @Jelly_shy_guy_man
    @Jelly_shy_guy_man 13 днів тому +2

    Your video’s are so uncanny, and I LOVE IT, man the music with the strangely creepy, it feels like a Thomas the tank engine episode at 2am.

  • @LutesLostArmLol
    @LutesLostArmLol 13 днів тому +8

    MOJANG! HIRE THIS GUY😭🤌

  • @Bong.3D
    @Bong.3D 13 днів тому +5

    05:05 Arnold Schwarzeneggend

  • @slime-studios
    @slime-studios 13 днів тому +2

    This Steve looks so unsettling… I love it!

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 13 днів тому +2

    1:24 the POV of Caine from Digital Circus

  • @starryskies113
    @starryskies113 10 днів тому +3

    8:35 as a girl, we do indeed fart glitter.

  • @eggkaratechoppingchannel4000
    @eggkaratechoppingchannel4000 13 днів тому +4

    4:01 Is that Weezer?

  • @SynthWqve1
    @SynthWqve1 11 днів тому

    10/10 truly peak, each video is more unhinged then the last.

  • @princeofallsaiyans99
    @princeofallsaiyans99 13 днів тому

    I love u fingees

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 13 днів тому +5

    1:00 Why is the pickaxe flat?

  • @TheRealTroll420
    @TheRealTroll420 13 днів тому +5

    2:00 clicker looking ahh

  • @leagueskinmusic1426
    @leagueskinmusic1426 11 днів тому +1

    Ahhh shit, you made me laugh more than I would like to admit... Subscribed.

  • @uhhhyikes5450
    @uhhhyikes5450 13 днів тому +1

    The soul dimension is an awesome concept, I think you should release your builds, why not?

  • @vaidamonkiene2794
    @vaidamonkiene2794 13 днів тому +4

    3:03 in bedrock edition skins can blinck😐

  • @huuko
    @huuko 13 днів тому +5

    can you add human trafficking to minecraft?

  • @coopersgrim9323
    @coopersgrim9323 13 днів тому +1

    This is my favourite channel to watch after clubbing drunk af in bed just before i fall asleep

  • @felipealmeida4494
    @felipealmeida4494 12 днів тому

    Hi fingees i have a video sugestion: can you add msa previously my story animated to minecraft next?

  • @turna1216
    @turna1216 13 днів тому +3

    4:06 Hmm Steve looking fresh

  • @CaptainMurasaTheULTRAKILLFan24
    @CaptainMurasaTheULTRAKILLFan24 12 днів тому +3

    0:14 Can Steve speaks?

  • @Totalcryptid
    @Totalcryptid 13 днів тому

    Glad to see you’re growing as a channel :)

  • @Ogur4ik.Pickle
    @Ogur4ik.Pickle 13 днів тому +1

    The killer bean part was actually good 🔥

  • @dxnikitty12
    @dxnikitty12 13 днів тому +5

    Masterpiece.

  • @travis_redfern6771
    @travis_redfern6771 13 днів тому +4

    SpongeBob close ups be like

  • @karitha1672
    @karitha1672 13 днів тому +2

    I love this channel.
    All of his contents are just contents we had when we were younger. As time passes and we got older, we changed our perspective and dropped our super creative imaginations because of bullshits called "technical limitations".

  • @trigg3r508
    @trigg3r508 13 днів тому +1

    Dear Fingees i think you need a Therapist xDDDD I Love your Crazy Mods so Hard and Everytime i watch your Vids i must Laugh so Hard thanks ^^ Greetings From Germany i found you Because one of the Most Known German Twitch Streamer looks your Vids Onstream with his 26k Community and all Loves You ^^. Keep Going Crazy Fingees We All Love´s you ^^

  • @-montri-
    @-montri- 13 днів тому +3

    8:39abomination steve monstrosity

  • @BongoLabs
    @BongoLabs 13 днів тому +6

    I wish this was a real mod

  • @Ghostmaxi1337
    @Ghostmaxi1337 13 днів тому +1

    2:48 That mirror is hella sus and breaking universal rules.

  • @mushroomman3295
    @mushroomman3295 13 днів тому +1

    He real-eyesed the fact he was but an unrealistic human.

  • @gallieri.
    @gallieri. 13 днів тому +3

    can you add brains to minecraft so I can finally think for myself?

  • @Johnny_L1
    @Johnny_L1 13 днів тому +6

    Awesome video. But please don’t overwork yourself. You’ll get more done in the long term if you pay enough attention to your mental health.

    • @josketobben
      @josketobben 13 днів тому +2

      though it's exactly sacrificing mental health that makes this work..

  • @simonnikonov2577
    @simonnikonov2577 13 днів тому +1

    I thing the whole "gateway of the soul" thing needs to be expanded. Can we steal souls? Can we swap them around?

  • @tooru-kun4178
    @tooru-kun4178 13 днів тому +1

    the most off putting thing about Fingees videos is the fact that it's always slightly zoomed.
    Seeing that zoomed in inventory bar always give me nightmares

  • @SusDoctor
    @SusDoctor 13 днів тому +15

    Id install the cannabilsm mod just so i can eat all of steves body parts