"I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces." I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines
I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls. I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.
@@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.
8:25 Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times
Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.
sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.
Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days. Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way. Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.
sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.
Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID. The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan
I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi. Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.
He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do
Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D
@@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think) y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that) c is basically a short "ts" sound
Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.
@@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD
@@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play
@bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).
@@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.
For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one. Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.
6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.
While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.
SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.
Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you. Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D
@9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you. It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.
You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it. You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.
"as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans" thats it, i can die in piece now
the amount of patrons he has, truly pleases me. seth can keep making these videos, and i can keep swimming in the sweet sweet pool that is me ignoring my problems to watch his content.
I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created. No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.
Your videos are pure gold it's really sad that you don't make them more often but I understand it takes some time to prepare all those things. I'm from Poland and I really love all your videos and it's awesome for me that you put so many references to my country :D Keep on doing those great videos can't wait for next one.
God, I loved that game so much! Was basically the only game other than Zoo Tycoon that I could play in my childhood. And since I myself was born to a german father in a lighthouse in the german coastal woods I had the fortune of enjoying the german version in which the voice acting is one of the best things about the game.
What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.
I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that. Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.
Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.
as as true german I might have to correct one outstanding problem with the dragonsnapperscroll: U do no receive any health on your main character when u level up while being this creature, sure u have an easy time mowing down tons of enemies but in the end all u have are some learningpoints and no further hitpoints leaving u in a very weak state. But that is nothing but a minor inconvinience since our grand overlord Sseth never truely leaves the first map to begin with. He is a truely inspiring legend.(My OCD made me post that after rewatching all his videos like 200 times I simply couldn´t the urge to correct any longer).
No fucking way, how did you know about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!? As a Polish guy living in Germany and having experienced both cultures (that includes Gothic) I can confirm, your German/Polish jokes were absolutely on point, some of them hit way too close to home for my liking lmao. Edit: Just checked your channel out since this video popped up in my recommended section. Pure gold. Keep up the great work man, I am amazed how this channel exist since many videos are so incredibly niche, featuring games like Gothic, Morrowind or Heros of Might and Magic.
Al Capown ikr, I was actually surprised to find someone who reviews heroes. BTW could you tell me who the guy in the glasses and the hat he keeps showing is?
The only problem with turning into a dragonraptor and genociding the map is that when transformed you do not receive the HP upgrades. The HP you gain will be added to the transformation health and once the transformation ends your health will be set back to the value it was before you transformed.
Gothic is amazing... in context. If you played it when it came out. Going back to it you have a slew of other pirahnabytes games to play for the same experience.
ロボット鳥山 Depends. From the Risen series only Risen 1 was worthy, and even this game was a bit of a drag during the final acts. About Risen 2, I only managed to finish second act before quitting. Didn't even touch Risen 3. Elex though, is awesome and a strong comeback by Piranha Bytes. It's the only Piranha Bytes game that I actually replayed 3 times.
in context meaning if you were poor polish 13 tears old kid with ancient PC and gothic was the only full game you bought with with some cheap gaming magazine
"I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces."
I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines
LOL
The only thing missing is Tommy's famous laugh
Oh hi Mark
Writing and delivery so bad,it's genius!
Ah ah ah ah. What a story Thomas.
Why the fuck are we all having mold problems
I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls.
I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.
ok
ok
@@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.
@@SsethTzeentach ok
"as expected German woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors and worst of all Germans" my favourite part
Mine too lmao
Am German. Can confirm.
@@BLY99 triggered...
@@BLY99 They are the giant rats.
The entire video is my favorite part
As a Polish worker living in Germany, I squated through the entire video, drinking Żywiec and laughing my ass off.
Beautiful
2137!
This brings a tear to my eye, gonna by Zubrowka in your Honour and greetings from Germany
@@Datan1234 hahaha, Prost!
But did you smoke camele?
8:25
Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times
Co-kaa!
yee boy rosenkranz did an amazing job on the music shits beautiful
greetings
Same, but I live on Jupyter
Industrial Revolution and it consequences
Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT VIVEC
I loved both.
what am I?
Just like Fallout3 vs old Fallouts fans?
Man, Bethesda is a warmonger.
You are nazbol
Sadi Dirty n'wah
This German game somehow happens to be Polish national treasure.
*TRIGGERED*
sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.
Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days.
Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way.
Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.
sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.
Well, either way; Germans made one hell of a game ^_^
He knows too much about Poland. This is worrying.
Like Poland hides its identity. Poland is Poland.
It's not real picture of poland but he made fun of us in a way i can't be offended. It was actually funny for me personally because I'm a cheapskate.
Zywiec xDDDDD
L3N1NVEVO
What are you talking about, it's exacly how Poland looks
My favorite line from this game was: "His last order was: COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons"
To quote George Takei: "Oh my~"
Lol just started right now
@@ThePaperKhan You started the game? Or you started to come?
@@nocturnaljoe9543 all of them simulteneously, it seems
@@not_herobrine3752 dayum
"attack someone's wife with a club, while her husband cheers"
Absolutely based husband
Based on what?
@@davidstinger1134 ya mutha
@@davidstinger1134 the economic principles of the Kaiserreich.
@@weir-t7y Someone needs to lurk more.
@@largilm1411 I know what the "based on what" joke is
I don't have to respond positively to it
It's my favorite African warlord back at it again.
Pole here. This review is 100% correct, especially the coal mine part.
Seed it's popcorn you uncultured swine
Read it as pole mine
Playing this game without German or Polish dub should be punishable by beeing forced to make the same game for the next 20 years.
so... Piranha Bytes didn't play with german or polish dub..
Russian dub is pretty good too
So Activision and EA Games were actually punished? :-)
Daniel Shymchenko you’re joking, right?
Who the fuck would ever wanna listen to Polish? One of the shittiest sounding languages in Europe for sure
"the guards accept european ID cards or if you dont have that simply a drawing of your passport" accurate af lol
Also drug dealers don't need no id.
Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID.
The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan
This was the Witcher game before there was a Witcher game.
Pretty sure the original Witcher is about as old
@@TheUltimateRiku No, it's not. Also he clearly means Witcher 3, Witcher 1 and 2 were very different in design with no freedom.
@@Chraan the devs of Witcher 1 were actually inspired by Gothic 1
@@Skanic I believe the prototype Witcher game was meant to be released in 2001.
CDPR wrote a big patch for Gothic 3 to iron out bugs.
I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi.
Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.
Don't worry their are plenty of Germans in the woods.
ua-cam.com/video/y_ifjEYEMuY/v-deo.html kek
Aight
The moment I read abuyin's name in your comment, he said it in the video!
Can you believe this shit!?!
Gud joke xD
Even I, a german dude, like this joke, lel.
HoMM3, Morrowind, Mount'n'blade, Gothic 2. If Fallout 2 will be next, i will be sure that Sseth is slav, 100%.
And now S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yep slav confirmed :D
I hope to God he reviews fallout 2 one day
He is a slav migrant to germany.
He told so in one of his videos. As a slav, I was obliged to check, and I found it ).
@@Karina-winsmore are you sure of that
"Generous donators: Sam Hyde"
IT'S HIM AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with this!
9:03 Obviously, just another stunning performance by Tommy Wiseau
you're my favorite customer
If you like Liza she is only 25 gold pieces
Ahhhhh AHAHAHAH Oh wow
I'm gonna have to replay this in english some day lmao
fiddy gol' pieceeees
"appropriate means of defending yourself"
(shows butter knifes)
This has aged well. Didn't it, UK?
It's not a case of 'aging well', the UK's nutty weapon confiscations (i.e. spoons and other cutlery) have been a thing for the last decade.
The way you said "Żywiec" made me laugh so hard, god bless you sseth
Pan How DO you pronounce it?
He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do
Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D
You don't really have sounds for that in English language but it would be something like Zhyviets
@@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think)
y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that)
c is basically a short "ts" sound
sseth should have honorary polish citizenship
Chara Dreemurr i'm Polish so you shouldn't be surprised
yeaaaah... dat wai he can see a polish deth kamp.
from the inside.
Chara Dreemurr nie wiem czy to z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa
Chara Dreemurr I'm really sorry, but when I try to read this language I only see *super secret coded military message*
Powiedzmy sobie szczerze, przyszedłeś tu tylko po to, by móc pocałować Dio w dupę.
Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi needs a game with him as the hero.
ImposCoE sounds like your typical German name
Sure enough. "May I introduce you to my brother Hans, my sister Katarina and my nephew Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi?"
Islamist Reactionary إرتجاج الإسلامي Listen man, all it does is make it funnier
@@toastybatch565 just like tyrone is your typical american name
ua-cam.com/video/y_ifjEYEMuY/v-deo.html Kek
Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.
Doesn't matter if you level your fighting skills with the xp you gain. With a bit of practice you won't get hit in 1v1 combat.
@@buca9696 everything has high crit chance in gothic, every single hp point is worth it because you will get hit sooner or later
@@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD
@@brohvakiindova4452 You can kill everything in chapter 1 with fist.
Dragon combat is a hot garbage tho...
@@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim
you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists
you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play
The german dub of Gothic is such a gem. Its too sad most people wont get to enjoy it cause they dont speak the language.
I mean..subtitles exist
"Dub"
It's literally the original voice acting, that's not a dub.
This is my favourite source of furry porn and casual racism
What more can a man ask for?
Im not into furry things but also here for casual racism.
How fucking dare you call this "casual"?
No respect for hard working racists anymore.
@Sad Honk greytide is inherited genetically
@bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).
There's a polish gothic rap scene that remixes dialogue from the polish dub of the game.
It's awesome.
whole fucking channel of it. ua-cam.com/channels/SiFAQYLjlNCpbxIJgEkr-Q.html
Gulasz ognisty - naprawde zajebisty!
Potrawka z chrząszcza? Mogę ją jeść bez końca!
How I have lived so long but never heard this perfaction?!
KapitanPolska I thank you for showing the way!
@@quagernag People are joining the cult. Good.
**DISTANT KURWAS GETTING LOUDER**
Man you can't imagine how much the german version adds to the atmosphere.
Freedi's Soundcollection lowkey wanted to learn german just to play gothic in the original language a while back
peep the polish one w dupe
i didn´t know that the english voice acting was so poor. The german voice action is pretty good.
volle Pfund aufs Maul?
@@Rico-oz4ct "Wo ist die Kirche, ja wo ist sie denn bloß?"
The Russian acting is even better
@@darkcat013 disagree, i understand both and the german one is still far better.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz- polish migrant and the savior of Germany (Myrtana)
It's easy to pronounce but terrible to write down from just listening to it
Not early enough, Seth
Oh shit, the Merchant's Guild is getting mad
666 likes.
Its never too late to talk about the best RPG of all time. :3
Who's Seth?
You know too much man. Where did you learn Camel cigarettes are luxury products here.
Are they? Why?
leves777 they were unattainable during the communism, now they're like the most expensive ones in the shop.
he browses /pol/
This talmudic chaos magic order of pepe the peterson messes with the structure of reality written in the Dead Sea scrolls too much.
-Sseth makes a gothic II review
*few days later*
-Piranha Bytes starts making assets for gothic 4
Illuminati confirmed
that 'Brzenczyszczykiewicz' reference almost killed me, dude that is obscure, but I'll let the 'polish death camps' slide, just this once...
What is it a reference to?
@@bredt2750 Brzenczyszczykiewicz is a character in the movie "How I started ww2"
@ thanks I'll check it out, I'd it a cult classic in Poland or something?
@@bredt2750 yes, something like that, its a war comedy from 1969.
Żywiec is pronounced ZHY-VI-ETZZ
Wait a second I know you
You here?!?!?
This is a crossover I did not expect, but I happily welcome!
But is it better than Prażubr?
@@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.
>Żwiek
o kurwa, Sseth xD
"...and women, who are also part of the disabled..."
I died 😂😂😂👌
No wonder they keep parking in disable spots... THE MORE YOU KNOW
Wtf i just had that moment when i read your comment
Basically every university recruitment department.
@@XtremeMaran hairy balls in my mouth
9:02
aH, yes, the 'shady Ukranian' pimp.
Truly a classic in early 2000's game design.
Damn, I didn't realise how bad the english dub was. The german dub was amazing. It still has some of the most recognizable voice lines until today
Zeig mir deine Ware
Verstanden, Gerbrandt.
> żwieK
lol
:D:D:DD:D fajnie to powiedzial
moi kumple w pracy wymawiają nazwę żywca: "zyłek" :D
Zywiec-alkoholizowana woda gazowana.
does it mean something?
I love how the templar holds his zweihander by the ricasso at 4:06
i didn't even notice that until i saw this comment lol
For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one.
Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.
As a Polish person i can proudly say that for a while i thought i'm watching a documentary movie.
Who are you?
"My name is Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi... and I am a purveyor of tobacco"
The t-pose part cured my constipation, thanks!
1:13 finally we got to know the protagonist's name
And it explains why we didn't before!
They couldn't afford training the voice actors.
As a polish fan of gothic, I do approve.
6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.
1:52 That...is a very nice dragon though.
name?
While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.
How TF did I never hear about this?🤔
this can cause a crash error whenever u load a file in game just as a forewarning
8:31 "and worst of all... GeRmAnS".
I just can't..
I wish I could roleplay as a german from the late 30’s and early 40’s.
I do it all the time
Then you will love modern murica
SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.
Ewww
wait 2 decades and you can do just that
Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D
There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you.
Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D
@9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you.
It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.
Too bad you didnt mention stealing. Fits the narrative, and the game.
And the setting, being a polish migrant.
@Sevven there is a car, it's an easter egg
Kiedy przygody z minecraft sezon 2
You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it.
You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.
"that was enough to buy my Żviek"
I just lost it there, great pronouncation man but Poland isn't Czech Republic
what about Camel cigs?
@@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 Confirmed pole here, HARNAŚ is the shit, and Marlboro are the cigarettes in our death camps
As a Polish guy myself, everything said in this vid about Poland in 100% accurate.
As a Poland vid myself, everything said in this guy about Polish in 100% accurate.
Jak powiedział polskie obozy śmierci tez prawda?
Why have I never found this channel holy shit the quality of his uploads are amazing.
"as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans"
thats it, i can die in piece now
Same
Polish migrant in Germany here, I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Love your reviews :)
Keep the good stuff coming!
the amount of patrons he has, truly pleases me. seth can keep making these videos, and i can keep swimming in the sweet sweet pool that is me ignoring my problems to watch his content.
I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created.
No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.
Yep, and I also hate when people tells others to play it with germany VA because its supposed to better?
I wish dragons in games were this T H I C C
Lovely editing by the way.
Reality is often disappointing.
hey hey sseth. people here.
0:04 If you pause at the stock photo of those two "Germans" drinking beer, just, my god the Schnozz on that one!
Gothic I and II have some amazing dialogues in places.
The humour, the dialogue, the atmosphere...
Glory to the Khan!
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What?
It's fine, you don't have to get it.
i watch this atleast once a month. i cant stop laughing. i love you sseth
I love coming back to these older videos for Sseth's lectures on Austrian economics.
Oh yes, the game worshipped in poland :P
Hey, Zweic is pretty good
the 8% zwiec is fucking amazing
Quel I still have 3 bottles of the 1881 porter. gotta crack those open
Żywiec, along with all other euro-lagers is complete shit.
WLIIwox I respectfully disagree with you, sir/madam.
It sux, like most popular brand beers
every country have popular brand beer (except Guiness) that are garbage
It's the first time i've heard english voices in gothic. Mah Gawd :D
Polish dubbed version is epic tho
So you've experienced the German woods in Polish?
Interesting.
As well as Russian, I guess this game is designed accurately for eastern europe xD
@@endarg5056 And Germany...
so yeah, Eastern Europe.
As a German I frickin love this review, literally cried laughing xD. But yeah the english dub sux.
Your videos are pure gold it's really sad that you don't make them more often but I understand it takes some time to prepare all those things. I'm from Poland and I really love all your videos and it's awesome for me that you put so many references to my country :D Keep on doing those great videos can't wait for next one.
God, I loved that game so much! Was basically the only game other than Zoo Tycoon that I could play in my childhood. And since I myself was born to a german father in a lighthouse in the german coastal woods I had the fortune of enjoying the german version in which the voice acting is one of the best things about the game.
Holy hell the Grzegorz reference!
I was just looking into buying the gothic collection and low and behold my favorite patron of the merchants guild makes a video on it as if on cue
What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.
those are some really nice "dragons"
From where are they from? Do you know?
Never mind all ready found it
@@thegreywaren yeah where?
Finally.
Hey, you think you could cover S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or maybe Darkwood next?
Tiztu I care for em :/
And Darkwood isn't cheeki breeki, it's from Poland
I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that.
Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.
darkwood is slavic but it's not very shitty or bootleg
@@anamarlylameiradasilva94 show me good recent western game fuckwit- 'mario'? or copy and paste "morrowind"
@@asdkjh4370 not only a boomer, but one with extreme eastern bias
Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.
My man! * snaps finger *
Yeah I agree bro, I really really like the Gothic 2 combat system as well.
he's so good at mocking something he loves
@@tundra5171 is gothic 3 any good ?
@@dragos8839 I personally enjoy it a lot. I really enjoy all aspects of Gothic 3 - even the fucked up combat. That's just me.
2:52 Location confirmed as Germany. Who knew how prophetic this game would turn out to be.
Abuyin has been around much longer than 2015, you know.
Indeed, problems with the Muslim migrants in Europe exist since way before 2015.
as as true german I might have to correct one outstanding problem with the dragonsnapperscroll: U do no receive any health on your main character when u level up while being this creature, sure u have an easy time mowing down tons of enemies but in the end all u have are some learningpoints and no further hitpoints leaving u in a very weak state. But that is nothing but a minor inconvinience since our grand overlord Sseth never truely leaves the first map to begin with. He is a truely inspiring legend.(My OCD made me post that after rewatching all his videos like 200 times I simply couldn´t the urge to correct any longer).
2:48 is... is that Big Floyd? YOOOOO he breathing.
Blm moment
@@mr.clevertrick8710bldm
No fucking way, how did you know about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!? As a Polish guy living in Germany and having experienced both cultures (that includes Gothic) I can confirm, your German/Polish jokes were absolutely on point, some of them hit way too close to home for my liking lmao.
Edit:
Just checked your channel out since this video popped up in my recommended section. Pure gold. Keep up the great work man, I am amazed how this channel exist since many videos are so incredibly niche, featuring games like Gothic, Morrowind or Heros of Might and Magic.
Al Capown ikr, I was actually surprised to find someone who reviews heroes.
BTW could you tell me who the guy in the glasses and the hat he keeps showing is?
Gothic 1 / 2 is my childhood. The sheer amount of times I played those two games can be only compared to time spent in Morrowind. Good stuff!
5:57 is all i need guys .
This guy deserves more subs :( His voice fits soo good with his videos. Dam this guy is funny.
He has a lot more subs then the channel he posts on when he's on his medication (MandaloreGaming).
0:35 that map. Man this is so epic. i love your work.
0:35 rightful german clay in red
Shhh. Ignorace is Strength!
This video: *exists*
Poles: It's free real estate
the idea that this game is about unions is honestly the best take on the faction system I've ever heard
Sseth, your videos are of the utmost quality. I will be sending you shekels at the nearest opportunity. Keep it up buddy.
The only problem with turning into a dragonraptor and genociding the map is that when transformed you do not receive the HP upgrades. The HP you gain will be added to the transformation health and once the transformation ends your health will be set back to the value it was before you transformed.
Gothic is amazing... in context. If you played it when it came out. Going back to it you have a slew of other pirahnabytes games to play for the same experience.
G2Returning > anything those germs ever made
I can agree. I did not care for Elex or Risen personally but that may just be my perspective as I've spent a lot of time with gothic 1 to 3.
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Depends. From the Risen series only Risen 1 was worthy, and even this game was a bit of a drag during the final acts. About Risen 2, I only managed to finish second act before quitting. Didn't even touch Risen 3.
Elex though, is awesome and a strong comeback by Piranha Bytes. It's the only Piranha Bytes game that I actually replayed 3 times.
in context meaning if you were poor polish 13 tears old kid with ancient PC and gothic was the only full game you bought with with some cheap gaming magazine
Soo....Gothic 1, 2 and 3 (With community patch)...
Gothic 1 and Gothic 2 are the best games ever made. They are to hard for most gamers.
2:26 Not żywiec but harnaś. That's the true beer for man from Valley of Mines
just found ur channel. pure gold 10/10
6:07
I didn't give permission to show my legs. I sent you that in confidence.
Please hold still 🪚