The 40 Minute Rant of The Kingdom of The Planet of the Apes 😂
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- Опубліковано 12 тра 2024
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In today's video I discuss the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes in a spoiler review of the film / movie. Enjoy! - Фільми й анімація
Hey guys as usual this film is only in theaters and it's tough to get every detail right when using memory to dive deep like this. Thanks for understanding small errors. Love you 3000!
I’m pretty sure he didn’t go to the valley beyond. Dad thought he did because of the echo smell on the blanket. The valley is beyond the tunnel and Noah didn’t cross it
Ahh this makes sense. Sorry I missed it!
Fun Fact: Another reason why they decided to have to Eagle attack Noa the first time he sang the song was so that the Eagle could wound him and take a chick of hair out of Noa’s chest hair. We do this all the time in film. Knowing that Noa will soon be placed into the kingdom with tons of other Apes, he will need to have a marking that will set him apart, so the audience could identify him easier. So on the journey to find his clan, they allowed the audience to get use to him look with the missing patch of fur.
The titles always make me think of that one Book of Mormon song "We are the soldiers of the church... Of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints."
BEEN WAITING FOR A VID
I feel think the statement that the right bird will sing to you is kinda like the bird chooses who is worthy, I don’t remember there being any birds singing so.
But I do get where he’s coming from
I’m pretty sure raka and Noah never actively nova up until the deer pond scene, nova just followed Noah like a lost puppy until raka notices and he helps Noah introduce himself later on that night. Then she rides the horse with raka after that night, they come across the pond, nova misses humans, Noah tries to leave then “ceasar’s” apes show up. That’s when they actually save her, that’s also when Noah finds out she can speak
You missed the whole part on the bridge and when raka fucking dies💀💀 or supposedly dies, he kinda just gets washed away by the river. If he doesn’t return, that shit was a horrible death scene then
it was so bad I didn't even remember it. That's the beauty of immediately reviewing a film when you can't just go back and watch the scenes easily. You really get to see what sticks, and for good reason.
@@Stark-Cinema yeah no, totally understandable. I was writing my own review and was having trouble remembering the correct order in scenes from the movie. I was half asleep and couldn’t wait another day to watch it, so I get it. Your video and humor was still enjoyable and I’m glad there’s someone’s who’s somewhat in the middle “not a bad film but nothing special either “ is what I got from you. And yeah that’s how I felt, it’s a great start for Noah and a worthy sequel but as a movie in itself is pretty okay but not anything like ceasars beginning.
I'm subbing because it was interesting. Also you're not bald which is chad.
I see a lot of your points with plot holes in the movie, but your box office prediction is a miscalculation. I only saw the Franco movie in the theater and the movies that came afterwards streaming, maybe even DVD, but Kingdom had me excited to go see it opening weekend.
Nice overview!
7:00 acctualy only one egg remains anyway
Ciri is in THIS movie?????? Lawd
'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes' is a nothing film, nothing actually happens that is new, or interesting.
So, after 300 years - some apes now like eagles...a lot.
There is another ape clan, that really like red fabric and rusty ships. Plus they want to get inside a vault for reasons...
The vault is the main focus of this film, everybody wants in.
It is awkward when the primary focus of a film is erased with water and means nothing anymore by the end. Mae is an oddly unreactive character, she doesn't actually do anything - her only skill is that she knows a secret entrance into a vault. She left a secret human facility with a team to get to this vault, but I'm not sure what her plan was once they reached Caesar Proximus city?
Trevathan is a disheartened human who assists Apes, he develops technology for the Apes. Apparently he broke his ankles, and Caesar Proximus rescued him so as to use him - it's a bit odd. But we don't get anything interesting here from Trevathan.
At least have an astronauts helmet in his cell, a hint that Trevathan might actually be an astronaut. But this film seemed reluctant to take any chances or any risks at all, and after 2hours and 30minutes we end up with, pretty much what we started with - monkeys playing with eagles.
Love this comment 😂🙌🏻
Yeah, but films suck so much ... the Apes pretty much stand out as it is still a viable franchise.
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Awesome skills!
Let’s gooooo
The group at the end didn’t send may she was a part of another group that was killed by proximus Caesars soldiers… but totally unclear if her group had communication with them I’m guessing yes because how would she know exactly what they needed or what it looked like or how to get in
She wouldn't be NOT connected to that group and understand the plan and believe in the cause and know exactly how to get back to their bunker. This film was written poorly, that's the explanation.
This moving was great, you’re tripping
I’m just explaining my thoughts based on logic. No tripping here my friend. Movie was standard for me at best.
I believe the whole point of the egg being so easily broken while being on the apes chest is to teach the ape how to properly protect the egg and themselves while moving around. I took as like when we got those fake babies in school and if you didn’t take care of it you failed type of situation. Because they were freaking out that he wouldn’t be able to “pass” remember?
It’s a way of teaching discipline and control over the body. While “bonding” with the egg🤣🤣
Based on your and other comments, I don't have to watch the video to know this dude is a clown who didn't pay attention or have basic comprehension of things without them being overly explained
I'm not a clown my friend. I went to see the movie. I took notes. The movie never EVER made any real justification for this. This was an assumption made by Mr. Bandit and his head canon which is fine. But if you think clearly on this subject instead of listening to who ever spoke last: Is it worth the risks if these eggs are seen as precious above all? Why would the tribe not devise a safer way of raising the eagles? Mother eagles don't have to carry eggs around all day so why should the apes? Stop tossing insults and think for a minute that both of us can have points that are based on different logic. Holy shit. UA-cam commenters are so quick to judge.
right, but not even a mother eagle does this. She leaves them in safety in a nest. She does not fly around with eggs strapped to her chest. the logic is stupid. I understand where it comes from but it's not worth the risk.
why the hell would I go to a movie, not pay any attention, then spend hours making a video about it? You guys gotta give me a break.
L take .
Thanks for the constructive comment!
I love the trilogy. And this was a disgrace to tht. First off Caesar is basically their Jesus. How tf Noah doesn’t know who he is? And his character is pretty lifeless n just too normal. Very flat. He doesn’t even seek to avenge his dad’s death. The girl was really cringe. Humans are supposed to be so low there honestly shouldn’t be any humans in the movie. Unless they’re slaves. But she knows everything and knows what to do with technology even tho humans haven’t been intelligent in centuries. She’s just a hidden mary Sue she was so smart knew everything n saved the day. The villain wasn’t really a villain. He really didn’t do anything evil. Look how the girl was moving. If imma ape I wouldn’t trust her either. His muscle was more menacing and did more damage. Then he died with really no pay off. Noah isn’t really a character to root for. Very empty. Apes are supposed to be superior now yet they’re just apes tht talk. Thts it. Horrible movie. 2/10.
This Movie showes how out of Ideas Hollywood is
How?
They are definitely running out but this movie is not an example of that. It’s an example of them taking an idea and making their own story to expand on that.