A 60 Minute RANT on 'The Strangers: Chapter 1' So You Don't Have to Watch it
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
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In today's SPOILER review video I discuss and breakdown the film 'The Strangers: Chapter 1'
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Drop a comment and a like my friends. Per usual this video was made using only notes from my full screening at the theater, and trailer / promo footage so apologies for small technical errors with the recap. Love you 3000
- Mr. Stark
It’s like they asked an AI generator to write to script of the original movie.
do not disrespect Claude AI like that!
@@danmantena4676he disrespected himself
Asthma is a condition where your airway gets inflamed and and starts to fill with mucus. The inhaler has medicine that breaks up that mucus and helps the inflammation go down. That's why after a really bad asthma attack you usually do a lot of coughing and spitting up phlegm. Breathing into an empty bottle will do nothing to help with an asthma attack and would probably stress out your already constricted lungs.
Yeah, they should've just had him have to scramble to dig out a backup inhaler out of a bag, which yes is noisy, so that serves the purpose of revealing his location like they want
Stranger : Is Tamara home?
Her: Yes I AM Tamara.
Stranger: Wrong house, sorry .
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Good to correct this for a sec. They said it in both movies before this. Someone knocks and asks for Tamara.
I just imagine a movie called “the strangers:if Tamara was home.” Where it is just basically a movie from dollface’s pov and it just shows what the strangers do if they find a house with that actual girl
The part with the water bottle was extra stupid since inhalers have actual medication in them that relax the bronchial tubes. Just breathing out of a water bottle wouldn't stop an asthma attack if his bronchial tubes are tightening---if anything it would worsen an attack since you're supposed to try and take long, deep breaths to calm down... as someone with asthma, that whole asthma bit is so dumb lol
Stuff like that almost makes me believe the movie might be stupid on purpose because wtf lol. It's so dumb and asthma isn't a rare condition so it's not hard to research how it works and why hyperventilating into a bottle would do fuck all
So stupid they just took the concept of breathing into a paper bag to stop an anxiety attack and said yeah that’ll work for asthma
@@Spicy.Literature IIRC, the paper bag thing didn't help with panic attacks either. Why it's not done outside of movies. It, like with asthma, made it worse because stressing the breathing caused the panic to worsen. Basically there's no time when breathing into a random object will help you unless that object has meds in it.
@@prettyevil6662000it would only help with hyperventilating. Not gonna google it to make sure my understanding is correct because I’m lazy but my understanding of hyperventilation is that you’re inhaling too much oxygen. You inhale more than you’re exhaling. So you use a bag (NOTHING PLASTIC) and the bag holds more carbon dioxide than oxygen and it helps level out your, well, levels in your lungs and helps you regulate. A plastic bottle isn’t permeable and would just cause you to suffocate… that’s why you can’t use a plastic bag. It must be permeable like paper.
So technically it’s a life hack for hyperventilating but not all panic attacks cause that so. You are correct in that sense but wrong that no object can help with breathing
@@Zelda00GamerThanks for commenting, you saved me from trying to explain how breathing into a paper bag helps with hyperventilating and not a panic attack.
So it really is just the first movie re-done in a fantastically worse fashion. Thank you for saving me from this. Id have been so disappointed
That's what I was thinking 🤔
why do people say this? the first movie had the exact same issues! seriously go watch it! the couple does the exact dumb decisions over and over !
The first movie was so bad it’s not even funny
The first two movies were great, tf
@@devstuff2576 That‘s why I actually think this film is sort of a success in an unintentional way. It reminds me of Psycho and its 1998 remake. The consensus is that the remake is inferior because it‘s identical, which, aside from being a contradiction, says a lot about how the era in which a film is released matters. If we see this new iteration of The Strangers as an experiment to see if the same story with the same approach would work for a new generation, then it‘s actually pretty genius, even if the answer to the question is no.
Asking “Is Tamara home?” is a line from the original movie and it’s the Strangers’ way of “casing” the house and seeing who their next victims will be.
The line “Because you were here/home,” is also from the original movie and in a better film, it would be genuinely terrifying because it shows these killers have no motive other than to torture and kill these innocent people.
For a movie called The Strangers: Chapter One, you’d think they’d explain or show how The Strangers came up with these iconic phrases, or how they suddenly decided to become bloodthirsty home invaders, but the filmmakers decided to make a lackluster and less effective remake of the original.
Supposedly, the next two films are going to delve deeper into their origins. I think they were using this film as a reboot for younger audiences who weren’t familiar with the original, but they probably should’ve just made another sequel. Horror villain origin movies almost never work anyway. The unknown is scarier.
Yea I thought they were ripped right from the first movie but was approaching this review with less comparison than I should have
I think “because you were home “ hit different than “you were here” because “here” means that they’re targeting that house specifically instead of “home” means that they’re going home from home and attack people who answered
It‘s also a reference to Funny Games, of which The Strangers takes more than just a few inspirations from. Same with the weird cult-ish kids in white clothing.
i think if they would've added the twist that the boyfriend is apart of the whole thing with the strangers, then it could've been a redeemable film. and, it would explain how he knew where she was. if that makes sense, loved the video by the way!
That's what I thought they were going until I saw it couldn't be him
I've always been under the mindset that all movies don't have to be intelligent masterpieces of cinema, however, when it's clear that the movie is meant to be taken seriously while ALSO being seemingly created by a studio that doesn't actually give a fuck about the quality of said movie, all nitpicks and criticisms are fair game.
Well said. Welcome to the channel my legend 🥂
About the bloody door bedroom scene, I think the strangers wanted to play the long game with them, scare them a little but space it out, lull them into thinking it was just a weird night in a small weird town... but then they noticed how astronomically stupid the protagonists were and said "nah, we gotta speed this up and get to the actual hunt."
This movie made 22.5M on a 8M budget. They made money cuz you know damn well they barely payed any money to market it
Are you kidding? By today's standards that is what it usually takes to make a decent short film.
I watched it yesterday going in blind with my bestie cuz Tarot was unavailable. The theater had like 10 people including us, 5 minutes in we already didn't like the protags, 15 minutes in we were hoping they would die already, and halfway in, everyone in the theater had or was yelling at the stupid decisions and insufferable whaling from the female protagonist. My friend and I predicted every jump scare and bad decision, I think we even predicted the ending. it was not a pleasant experience, but the audience was having fun making fun of it.
Tarot? Man you were in between a rock and a hard place..
@@thewrongmelonfarmer3673 hahahahahha yeah, I had already watched mistaGG’s review before I knew that Is the movie she originally wanted to watch. But I think we could have at least laughed at how bad tarot was, Strangers was just stressful.
That was my feeling. I was paid to see it and had no real knowledge of the franchise. I wanted them to die so we could leave so badly barely halfway into the movie. I know I will have to see the rest, and I'm not looking forward to it.
The problem with the prequel treatment is that in the original movie at the end the mother Stranger tells Dollface, "It'll be easier next time," as if it was their first time, repeat, their first time. Are these even the same Strangers from the other movies? They look totally different.
It's not a prequel though, this trilogy is its own thing separate from the previous two movies
Even then the first movie was awful. What does "It'll be easier next time." even mean? They had the entire film to kill the couple, from the very start, but chose not to - assuming that they liked to instil fear first. That line ruined the last film because if it was about 'ease', the film would've been over in 10 minutes.
@@shosc16 I interpreted it as dollface being new to their sick little game while the other two were more experienced (of all the strangers she's the one that gets the most screen time and the only one that talks so there has to be a reason for that). And that "ease" has nothing to do with the length of time they take to kill their victims. It has everything to do with their morality (dollface is the only one who takes the pamphlet from the Mormon boys implying shes at least a little bit religious and so is having issues reconciling her faith and her actions)
I think the sink jump scare was she hit the garbage disposal switch and it turned on and scared her - this has happened to me in real life, so I give it a pass. Rest of the movie though? Dumb decisions at every turn!!!
AHHH one of the only things I truly missed for whatever reason
Hey...at least they didn't try to jumpscare us with a fucking poptart...i will not forgive silent hill revelations for that shit
The Strangers is a horror franchise that was exceptionally unnecessary. The 2008 movie was best as a stand alone. It never needed more elaboration as it's singularity was what made it work. Similarly to The Purge series, it looses it's shock and scare value the longer we are within the world of the film.
I haven’t watched this but every time I see the trailer at that part,
“Why are you doing this to us?”
“Because you’re here” To myself, I always reply, “well then I’ll leave!”
How do they go from the first two, to this.
I think the biggest problem with this movie is that they were saying it’s a prequel movie when it’s more of a remake from the original.
They actually already filmed chapter 2 and chapter 3 and are planning to release them in theaters fall of this year and early next year in theaters respectively, I’m hoping for the best because they’re supposed to take the franchise in a “new and unexpected direction” but man, this one was rough.
New and unexpected aka make a good movie 😭
You know, I think if the movie use killers POV, it would be more interesting. Like how they sabotage the car, play hide and seek with the woman, stealthily hang that chicken above them, while filmed like documenter as "The Office" style. Then add dialogues/ conversation on their act, while commenting how stupid the couple acting. It would end as horror parody that more subdued than "Scary Movie".
Maybe still bad, but at least it takes "New and Unexpected" direction
The funny part, is that you haven't seen the post credit scene, THE POST CREDIT SCENE IS HER IN THE HOSPITAL BED, LAYING DOWN, SHE GETS UP, AND THE BIG STRANGER, IS LAYING NEXT TO HER AND SHE HASN'T FUCKING NOTICED BRO
A suggestion. When it arrives, you can call "chapter2" -> "chapter eww"
Not great but the best i could come up with.
Or chapter “Booooooooo!” 🤷♀️
I loved the strangers...was .scary...creepy...mysterious....after about 20 mins of THIS film I started playing candy crush....this film was dumb...not scary ..pointless...and both protaganskts didn't even have a whole personality between the both of them
Man, I really enjoyed this breakdown. We had very similar experiences. My theater was extremely disrespectful which would’ve bothered me with any other movie, but with this movie it actually saved the entire experience for me. We all laughed and just made fun of how bad it was. Great video, subbed 🫡
i thought she was saying sorry for gaslighting him when he had his one smart moment in the film!
he’s like “this is obviously a scam” when the dumb car wires are cut, and then the gf is like “babe ur crazy this such a cute town(: let’s just stay”
the smartest part of the movie happened when he said that, he unfortunately was too stupid to trust his instinct
I guess this makes sense it just needed to be a little better written to hit harder imo
@@Stark-Cinema we can both agree on that 😂 in the theater to my boyfriend i’m saying “good lord they’re so fucking dumb”
the writers were WILD
Chapter Poo. It was right there, man.
LMAO
I think it's actually a reboot, not prequel as it's set in modern day
Ah well that wasn’t clear from the marketing it said shit like “how it all began” or something 💀😂
@@Stark-Cinemayea they used "How it started" and other shit to imply it's about their first kill and the movie is called chapter 1 literally saying it's the beginning of the story. The marketing and movie are like two different movies 😭.
Walked out the cinema half way this is so bad
i'm also confused because the movie was branded as a pre-quel origin story, but they're using iphones in chapter one. the first strangers movie takes place with flip phones. i just don't think this movie even knows what it is.
The fact that you were able to make an hour and ten minute rant about this film without having seen the original is honestly impressive…
Lmaoo - I saw the original but just kept this video focused on the new one mostly! And thanks 🙏
@@Stark-Cinema ah, I was wondering that when you brought up the idea of them barricading themselves in the room with a shotgun. Either way, great job on the video! Keeping things objectively separate was a great way to support your arguments about the movie’s quality.
Honestly, the cellphone dropping service would make sense if The Strangers had a signal jammer, but that would require the prequel being what it was advertised (an exploration of The Strangers’ origin)
In the og strangers they do sit in a room in a corner and wait with the shotgun. The boyfriend also shoots someone he thinks is a stranger but isnt. It was his best friend he called….so much more impactful and horrifying.
was it stupid? yes. was it the worst of the three? yes. was it entertaining? yes, my friend and i were whispering to each other our critiques to each other throughout the movie (the theater was basically empty and we were in the back corner) and that was the most fun Ive had in a while lol
Asking for Tamara is what the strangers do in each movie.
That’s fine. I’m analyzing this movie as if you just walked in and don’t know too much 🥂🙏 - a good movie can be a sequel and still have the script stand on its own. That detail is meaningless to half the audience; and just because they do it in the other movies doesn’t really make it make any more sense 😂🤦♂️
My girlfriend predicted the whole thing. Horror movie fans will do that
A good horror movie won’t let you predict it so easily
I’m having a really bad day and this rant genuinely made me feel better lmao thanks SC!
Not to nitpick but the strangers always unscrew the lightbulb when they knock so that’s why dolls face was obscure
But the lights were still on in the cabin... we should've still been able to see her face 🤣🤣🤣
I just know they'll eventually do a remake/prequel to cabin in the woods and completely miss the point of that movie
If chapter two ends up being bad, just call it chapter poo.
Wait! So the Ryan character has a spare car key but not a spare asthma inhaler? 😂😂😂
People really out here thinking a water bottle could be used as an inhaler 💀 yeah if you wanna suffocate and die maybe
I couldn't even waste time being this upset, it was a fucking chore and it flew right outta my mind in 8 minutes after viewing. Horrible.
The only legitimate anger i felt was watching Richard Brake in one scene with no dialogue whatsoever.
I could care less about the movie bro I just have fun making UA-cam videos and I’m a content creator for a living lmao.
@Stark-Cinema I completely understand sir. 😉
I saw this movie the other night was blown away with how bad it was. I don’t have high standards, I find dumb movies really fun! But this one wanted us to take it seriously. I’ve seen interviews with the main actress calling her character SMART. She’s not.
Also, I wish the boyfriend got to be suspicious for more than just the beginning. He was when the car was suddenly not working. Then….he gaslights her about her seeing someone? What? It would’ve been more interesting if he immediately believed her and we went from there! Ugh. I really hated it.
Also thanks for mentioning the fridge thing. I thought it was such an obvious set up to get another person there. Why would you need to get the fridge fixed for ONE night. SO. DUMB.
You can call chapter 2, chapter Booooooooo 👎🏽
What about… Chapter POOOOOO
The difference between the strangers fans and other slasher movies is the strangers fans like the realism and logic applied movies to make it more realistic which actually makes it more scarier. When you take away the realistic element and add all the bizarre scenes, you can’t stop there you have to go all the way then. Just like Halloween with Michael Myers. They have a supernatural element to it. But a lot of us want a realistic killer movie like the original Strangers.
When Ryan went back to his car . He opened the car with his phone not a spare .
Still a shit film
@@Stark-Cinema I agree totally
The boyfriend knew what closet she was in because the house is pitch black and she left her phone flash light on
What kills me is that apparently this is supposed to be a RELAUNCH. NOT a remake or prequel.
i'm actually obsessed with this channel omg!
Made my day 🥂
i just watched this movie and ngl i actually got upset waiting for it to end and just went to sleep 😭
usually when a movie has “chapter one” or some subset like that, it means it is essentially a prequel to the main story.
you have the purge movies, then you have the “first purge” which is a prequel to previous purge timelines and goes into detail about how the purge came to be.
‘the strangers: chapter one’ is literally just a horrible retelling of the first movie. in no way did it even attempt to explain why they kill, etc.,
It's like the Jeepers Creepers "origin" movie all over again.
The problem with these movies is that their situation can be solved by an AR-12 semi-automatic shotgun with a 10 round drum. A Freddy or Michael Myers on the other hand....
I hate these type of slasher films, super frustrating at how dumb and helpless the victims are.
Honestly the only time the prequel shit works is in Final Destination 5.
They escaped one cabin just to run into another cabin. Why wouldn’t they just take off in the woods? Why did they go into that other smaller cabin? That was so dumb.
It’s at 50 million at the box office as of now… it will probably end up making around 60 million by the time it leaves theaters. Sense they have already filmed the whole trilogy they will probably just release them as planned in the next few months. This film was very much an updated version of the og film, I’m excited to see how the story continues especially sense we don’t have to wait long.
The most enjoyable part was leaving the theater & getting as far away from this Trainwreck as possible!! This was on a friday night & outside of the 2 of us there was 1 other person in the theater.I really don't see this monstrosity making enough money 2 justify a sequel much less a new trilogy.
Idk if you saw but after they showed her in the hospital they pull a marvel and had another Scene where the main stranger was laying next to the girl in the hospital bed
Nothing at all happens in this movie it was complete garbage
The Arab guys yelling about their friend Tamara in your theater is the best thing this movie did lol
I ride crotch rockets…I agree, I wouldn’t leave my keys anywhere near my bike. I wouldn’t even leave my bike out!
The directors and writers need to watch every second of this video
"Oh my god there's a bang at the door"
When I went the crowd laughed a lot at multiple parts in the movie like when the motorcycle blew up😭 and when the one stranger teleported off the car when the shotgun went off
This movie being bad wasnt that surprising unfortunately, it was basically a remake and not a prequel. Just all the more reason to appreciate The Strangers Pray at Night
This is my second video of yours and they are so entertaining. It is criminal how few subscribers you have. I added to it, keep up the great work!
I just found him today, I enjoyed him and hit that sub button. He’s gonna grow for sure!
This feels like it was written by some sort of A.I. with minumal human intervention.
All this movie did was blend the first and second movie together, like an A.I. was told to make a film based on those two films and since that is all it has, simply patched together iconic scenes and randon horror tropes to make this a reality.
To be fair, in a small town the mechanic probably lives in the same building as his shop. Either he built an extension onto his house to be a shop or an apartment onto the shop to live in.
love the video length! 🫶
“I’m turnin, I’m movin, I’m doing a little groovin”😂😂😂😂 @22:22
I guess I'll never eat a turkey melt, I might come up missing lol
If the next movie sucks just call it Strangers chapter poo. When you explained the bad writing it reminds me of Peter trying to make a energy drink."Gasoline is fuel Redbull is fuel Gasoline is Redbull"😂
Wow they copied down to accidentally shooting an innocent person. That's probably why the writers didn't make the new couple stay in the house with the gun. The original does that and the couples friend gets shot mistakenly.
Spot on man! 😂 This movie insulted my intelligence.
So glad I found your channel, saving my wallet and time while making me laugh. May I ask what mic you use? Looking to get into commentary and love your setup!
personally I thought it was fun for what it is 🤷♂
25:25 I haven’t seen Tarot and I can still say that is 100% false
Watched Mista GG’s video on this movie like 5 times. Was fun to get another review. Well done, you gained +1 sub
i honestly liked this group of characters more than the first, other than that it’s a redone version. oh well
The town conspiracy thing would have been good! They should have played into it!
The Strangers: Chatper Poo.
Got ya covered bud, easy
18:55 no wonder they aren’t married. Imagine having asthma with a smoker partner 😂
34:20 *motorcycle explods-*
Ad out of nowhere: pringles all dressed!
How dare you have the image of Prey at Night while ripping on Chapter 1, Prey at Night actually slapped.
Haha sorry m8 it’s not that deep didn’t mean it like that
My rewrite would be heavier on the couple being strong and competent especially about the marriage piece that was underutilized. Fence in the cabin, so we can track where everyone is in the forest/surrounding area. Those fog shots were annoying.
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I'd introduce a new Stranger more akin to a leader that set them down this path. Maybe a prominent B-lister that killed the cabin owner and propped up this murder they've been planning for a while. Someone that can die in this trilogy, that teaches the Strangers that killing is just a matter of doing. And you can realistically harm, kill, or kidnap anyone at any time.
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Maybe an elderly fellow like Christopher Meloni that's not just scar tissue.
The movie was alright, I wish it was trying to be something else besides a remake but the movie was fine. I give it a 7/10
holy generous rating good on ya m8 😂
the Strangers prey at night is the best movie in the franchise, it’s a 10/10 in my book no questions asked
Hahaha “Why are you doing this to us!?” As the audience. That’s hilarious dude.
I hope hardly anyone went to see this. This is why pirating is so important 😂 we can watch it without making the studio money since it sucks.
Prequel for the strangers (well first it should have been a prequel not a remake.) Should have focused around an investigator/officer tracking them. It's better that they are anonymous and unfamiliar. That makes them scary. We have SEEN ENOUGH dumb as$ mfers running around a house in the woods being dumb as sht. Thanks.
Man... i was looking forward to it too. I loved the original
If the next movie sucks just call it Strangers chapter poo.
I'd love to hear your takes on The Exorcist Believer
i regret not booing when the credits it. the to be continued killed me lol
You’re so handsome. 😉
Love the new video now i know what NOT to watch
The flip phone belonged to the owner of the house I believe
Dude this was hilarious 😂
The heavy handed foreshadowing really turned me off this movie. So many missed opportunities to develop the story. So much of it was filler, it was actually difficult to watch, the characters fell flat and I felt like they could have cut the run time in half with the same effect.
First we get "Exorcist Believer" & now they've totally screwed up "The Strangers"...This is why we can't have nice things!
Why did someone feel compelled to make these? I think the first two are ALMOST perfect for what they are. I adore those movies. This looks awful.
For stark cinema you should get like iron man like stuff not necessarily but get stuff for the background
Look closely ;)
like how tf is this a prequel….. like ts don’t make sense smh