I love the fact that this could be a genuine interaction in the elder scrolls universe. An inept mage and a skooma addicted vagrant having a petty “battle”
Him laughing at the first couple sprays then the dudes hair blowing from the water bursts, then saying “that’s really fuckin weird lookin man” is the greatest 6 seconds of film on earth
You literally would never believe this had happened. Yet here’s the video, and then even extra crazy. The dude takes the cold hose to his dick, full power, does not bat an eye and yells “turn it off” 😂😂😂 *best video ever*
I read a MTV interview of the drunk guy and he is a real bro, so is the hose guy. They made up after the video, and after ditching beer the drunk dude is legit Ghandi level intelligent.
the dude spraying water is the lucky one to be alive, you never know who is on the another side... but i guess this is the American way to deal with things
@@Sim-po1mc Nah we shoot people for this stuff in America. This dude can barely walk, what chance do you think he would have in a fight? You have obviously never fought a drunk person.
Nah not really - play stupid games win stupid prizes. You can def go to the bar but you don’t have to drink. I think the hoser won as he hosed him out of the scene while laughing.
@@Aperturee no I'm the type of person who doesn't like people being thrown off rooftops because they are homosexual. And I also don't hate Jews. Palestinian culture has more in common with the Nazis than I do.
@@Kaesewicht Why would he deserve it? Should he have baked a cake for the drunken trespasser instead of spraying him, would that have been the nicer thing to do?
I feel like this was take from an episode of trailer park boys. I wonder if they'll upload the next part, when Ginger Ricky decides to set the "mages" car on fire for the hosing...
Plot twist, Dude's water was shut off and wanted a free shower, he shall return. Thank's for the likes people. Hope all your wishes come true. Goodluck
Bold of all of you to judge someone you've never met based on a video clip under 1 minute long with absolutely 0 context behind why the man may be drunk and on his neighbors property. Lol y'all are losers for putting someone else down in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel better about your position in the food chain of "society"
@@anonymouszim1811 Lmao you're a dumbass if you think Nintense was the guy hosing the drunk in the video, or if the video is anything more than a dumb meme. Let me guess, you think that him making a meme out of it is being disrespectful to alcoholics or some shit, rather than the more obvious intent to anyone with a brain- exploiting the absolute absurdity of the situation to make a video anyone can laugh at, in spite of the very real danger that man posed. The original video creator was perfectly within his rights defending his property, even if he did it in an unconventional (yet non-lethal and effective) way. And again, if you don't want a meme being made out of you being hosed down while drunk/high off your mind, recognize you have a problem and then maybe seek help and/or supervision to prevent shit like that from happening in the first place. The guy could've seriously harmed the property owner and you're focusing on how it "wasn't right," as if the trespasser's pride is more important than the safety of both parties? You're all shifting the blame, how you and the other tools in the comments section getting offended over an Oblivion meme fail to see that I don't understand. I thought you were joking about how he was hearting all the comments without replying to them, now I see you're a sensitive little prick.
I can't believe the guy just walked away while being sprayed. Your luck must be really high, most of the time alcohol gives +5 strength and a berserk debuff
"can trigger dizziness or nausea when you seem to overdose on "fire transparent water" elixir , overall good potion to increase physical stats but it seem to "trigger" other side effects like "fast travel" in story playthrough , so you might wake up in a place you never been and be friend with people that you can't remember names of xD
@@rocknrollizlife292 You dont even have to fight them , just tell them to go back to pub because their parents are dissapointed , both ways they recieve lethal damage , not much of them respond
This is the most Oblivion interaction ever. * Gets sprayed all over his body with water hose, doesn’t flinch one bit even when it’s sprayed in his face. * Turns and starts walking away like nothing happened. * Suddenly starts attacking something random in the area. * Stops attacking it and then turns to walk away again.
Subscribe if you're drunk.
Course we're drunk!
okay ill sub in a few hours then
@@nintense5317 I imagine this is a typical sabbatical in Florida
hell ya brother
Sorry, sober for three years. Alcohol is not a party. Just like every other bad idea wrapped in garbage, alcohol kills and injures.
I lost it when he said "of course I'm drunk"
read it as he said it lol.. nice subtitles
The dismissive clarity of it is just awe inspiring
I like to imagine the beginning he was just chillin drinking a 40.
I lost it when he yelled "you lose" 😂 were we playing who's the most soaked? 🤣
me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "getting sprayed" animation didn't load but the hair physics still reacted
lol
Classic Bethesda game.
This is an S tier comment. Tip of the hat to you sir.
Yeah damn graphics card froze eh?
Fuckin epic!!
Lmao 😂
i love how he took a power spray to the balls and didn't even flinch lol
He liked it
Drunks are dead down there.
Lol, I've never heard the phrase "power spray to the balls" until now 🤣
His pisser just had to be washed he got a free shower
He hadn't felt that alive in years.
Not often you see a half-naked Nord in the imperial city, he must have underestimated the potency of Cyrodilic brandy.
Real
Na man it was those witches. Damned witches always tricking nords into being naked lmao
Nah this is leyawin or bruma my guy
Looks like Waterfront
Riften in early October
He can't leave cause you keep freezing his stamina with that frost magic.
underrated response
This is brilliant
Just like the simulations.
You win at the internet today!
Based and frostpilled
His hair blowing from the water pressure is fucking amazing
Reminded me of the titanic scene lol
Rose 🌹
@@jayw729 Get off my wooden board, Jack. Go home, right now.
Majestic...
why is it amazing ? "fucking amazin" ...? wtf. Have you seen the sun?! IT IS FUCKING AMAZING, LIKE HEAT ALL OVER THE PLANET. Weird people you are.
I love the fact that this could be a genuine interaction in the elder scrolls universe. An inept mage and a skooma addicted vagrant having a petty “battle”
This isent funny skooma addicts have it bad 😡😡😡
Dude got at least 70 magic resistance
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@@casul-4891 he's wearing Elven shorts of waterbending
they had a squabble
Him laughing at the first couple sprays then the dudes hair blowing from the water bursts, then saying “that’s really fuckin weird lookin man” is the greatest 6 seconds of film on earth
Fucking amazing
I watched this 3 times already, i am still crying laughing
i said the same in my head the second the hair moved.... Skooma for prez.
You literally would never believe this had happened. Yet here’s the video, and then even extra crazy. The dude takes the cold hose to his dick, full power, does not bat an eye and yells “turn it off” 😂😂😂
*best video ever*
Are you dyslexic how can you not recall 6 seconds of time correctly?
“Of course I’m drunk.”
*Checks off Step #1 of the 12 Steps*
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem
That guy hasn't hit his bottom yet trust me. Just look at that magnificent mustache.
@mOoN I'm dead 🤣. Literally leaving an AA meeting as i read this.
@@dumbshitmule2251 Me too this shit is too good
His hair flickering up as hes wetting him is too funny
Its downright majestic.
Lol! I have long hair and it does the same shit.
Man I must look stupid.
I was thinking the same thing!
i was looking for this comment lmao the hair SENT me
Hahahahaha that shit was hilarious, was gonna comment but knew someone had to of commented on that.
He’s getting Vietnam flashbacks about the flamethrowers
@@ZZerkZZerk what
😂😂💀
That drunk guy owned you
He didn't even fazed when the guy sprayed water on his massive balls.
What a sigma
i don't agree
Got some free water if anything
Getting hosed on his junk and he just stares lifelessly at the camera, this is really advances AI
Straight to the dick, i like his style
He goes right to the point , when it doesn't have a reproductive system reflex its AI xD
Somehow he avoided taking critical damage even though he took hits to vital areas
@@jschoma11 lmfao 💀
It looks like cyberpunk’s AI
he’s a friendly npc with no damageable hitbox, that’s why he wasn’t dying from the hose.
hahahah!
No he's got plot armour.
Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to water your juniper berries and purple mountain flowers when a NPC just walks in, blocking the door
Why you call Mage's bare hand a hose??
@@anupotaktos shhh... the mage doesn’t want people to know of his water magic.
Aliens may have watched this
They finna be confused
@@rezikotrikadze1697 I am a human, I'm not lying. And I'm confused too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
✌👽🤟👽
Why did he spend a full 5 seconds or so spraying his junk lol
By now I'm absolutely convinced that every awkward human interactions becomes better with Oblivion music
I feel every day of my life is passing with this melody.
Seriously every single one is so good
Agreed!!
Except for when you get busted rubbing one out.
"A foolish man complains of his torn pocket, while the wise man uses it to scratch his balls" -Someone who wants to die
Little does the cameraman know he actually lost. Drunk man wanted a free shower and he won
Lmao! I died lol!
Underrated comment
Best comment yet 😂😂😂
I read a MTV interview of the drunk guy and he is a real bro, so is the hose guy. They made up after the video, and after ditching beer the drunk dude is legit Ghandi level intelligent.
🤣🤣
I'm happy to be alive to have witnessed this. Life isn't all that bad ya know?
the dude spraying water is the lucky one to be alive, you never know who is on the another side... but i guess this is the American way to deal with things
@@Sim-po1mc Nah we shoot people for this stuff in America. This dude can barely walk, what chance do you think he would have in a fight? You have obviously never fought a drunk person.
@@Sim-po1mc ??????? you arent too smart are you ?
@@Sim-po1mc “prefeer”
put me in a good mood
🤣 I love that you sprayed him like he's a stray cat
You spray stray cats?
@@therealtony2009 absolutely 🤣. Not really.
When you used all your materials on 'Pants of Water Resistance', but couldn't make the Breast Plate
Best comment so far
👏👏👏👏
Having a literal heart attack
@@jakewebb7995 liar
😆😆
"Of course I'm drunk." He's got you there
Speech:100
*gets pulled over* cop:”sir have you had any alcohol or illicit drugs tonight” guy slurring his words:”of course I’m drunk!”
Nah not really - play stupid games win stupid prizes. You can def go to the bar but you don’t have to drink. I think the hoser won as he hosed him out of the scene while laughing.
@@ryanc2927 it’s not that deep
Damn, he sussed me!
Spraying your drunk neighbor - now that's how you make friends.............
“Course I’m drunk”
The most sincere statement ever made
😂
@@arabianprince7508 make Palestine stop throwing people off rooftops then we'll talk
@@SirSubT You're the type of person who'd get angry at the french resistance for shooting nazis.
@@Aperturee no I'm the type of person who doesn't like people being thrown off rooftops because they are homosexual. And I also don't hate Jews. Palestinian culture has more in common with the Nazis than I do.
@@arabianprince7508 They will never stop the apartheid, man. We can't do shit.
Lol this is even beyond an IRL sitcom.
I genuinely cracked when he just started hosing on his junk like that.
It's one of those moments hollywood wishes they could recreate and have it be as funny.
And then to the nipple.
and the butt
I think there could have been a certain motive there actually lol 🤔 🤔……...🏳️🌈
@@veemporer5592 🏳️🌈🔥
0:48 that last spray I can just hear him
"Hey, what was that"
Turns around
"Must have been the wind"
The sudden battle music when he punches the metal siding kills me every time lmao
"why would you hurt me". That's the alcohol opening the grave of deep broken feels within
It never fails...🥺
@@RobertLW A friendship mage.
@LostintheWoods His name saved the flow 😂
@@RobertLW wtf lmao
*What is Love?*
I loved how he was just casually talking while getting sprayed directly in the face lmao
Meth is one hell of a drug
It's an npc dude, what do you expect? Jk🤣🤣🤣🤣
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
One of the hallmarks of being drunk is to try to be overcool
Its probably his only source of clean water
Even drunk he kept his sense and left without going nuts... hats off.
Really I've been drunk and bullied many times.
Hose fanning his hair back like a supermodel in the Caribbean
I lost my shit when he started spraying his crotch.
Foreal that was sus😂
@@christiansantamaria7233 that was very uncomfortable to watch
@@perrybb2 then he sprayed his ass crack like yoo he got a whole face to aim at
These comments aren't what I was expecting..
I bursted out laughing @ 0:18 😭😭😭
When he FIRST sprayed him, there was a SLIGHT glimmer of a smile on the drunk guy. He thought it was kinda funny at first lol
Ha, I'm not sure looks to me like he starts mouthing some kind of Daedric spell at 0:12
When the action music kicked in tho 🤣🤣🤣
Every time I see that glimmer of a smile I start laughing to the point that I’m choking, thank you for point that out!
@@rook0982 HAHAHA no problem man!
He was probably peeing himself thinking now you can’t tell.
If he got pneumonia from spraying him with cold water, I doubt this guy would care, he got his UA-cam vid.
Damn when that combat music kicked in while getting sprayed in the balls I died 😭😭😭
RIP
Bro got a critical hit on the 🥜's 😂
Cameraman goes straight back to watering the plants lol
Holy shit I’m not sure why I laughed so much at this
I laughed so hard at this very scene because the music was setting in again 😂🤣
No, he was casting both ice and fire magic at the same time.
NPC watches enemy die and within 0,01 seconds goes back to normal life again.
That isn't the cameraman. That's the Hero of Kvatch.
im dying at him just standing there as he gets sprayed, he didnt move an inch until his face was sprayed for a solid few seconds
Its simple he didn't feel anything except his face and he was so drunk it took him a moment to notice he was getting sprayed in the face lmao
Yeah best part lol!
Bruce Lee: Be like water my friend.
him just taking a full force hose to the face for 5 seconds and not reacting is the funniest shit I've ever seen
His hair moving when he gets sprayed absolutely killed me
got me too like he was flying tho
THATS KILLED ME TOO
😂
💀💀
The attention to detail
I like how the battle music stops when he goes back to watering the plants
Yah, it’s almost like they’re copying the Oblivion video game! That’s the whole point and why it’s funny. 🙄🤣
Loool every shot placement was perfect and served it’s own unique purpose
The way you sprayed his face to disorient him and how he fell into the wall is perfect😂😂
"i will spray you again" *hears spraying noise* *pans down to his crotch*
I like how he started spraying his pp exclusively
@@garlicbread4244 wasn't exclusively, excessively sure. I like your enthusiasm👍🏻
@@garlicbread4244 "pp" omfg I am in tears idk why but that's soo funny too me
Then proceeds to spray nipple
I would like this comment, but I don't wanna destroy the 420.
"Go home you're drunk"
"Of course I'm drunk"
Yea cuz he actually on skooma
sounds like something a drunk would say.
Does the camera man not sound like Jim from the Office? Lol
@@doccholo905 he does lmfao
Hell yeah dude. This guy rules.
"go home, youre drunk"
"OFCORSE im drunk!?"
a question. a statement. poise and confidence.
"Of course I'm drunk"
A man of culture I see...
Wtf have I just watched
An epic The Elder Scrolls battle between a town guard and a skooma enthusiast!
@@flroy8712 overrated comment
@@flroy8712 hahahah +
A drunk or dropped up man .
The best video on UA-cam
I love how his first reaction is to fight the shed.
Better than to attack the guy who is recording, he would have deserved it though.
I wish he did
@@Kaesewicht no
@@Kaesewicht
Why would he deserve it? Should he have baked a cake for the drunken trespasser instead of spraying him, would that have been the nicer thing to do?
Honestly it just plays in to the Oblivion theme, watch dude stutter glitch in to the shed.
Property owner: "Go home, you're drunk!"
Drunk fella: "Of course I'm drunk".
Perfect response.
Reminds me of home movies
“Coach are you drunk?”
“ yeah, that’s why I came to the mall”
He’s just missing the hat that says “Scotch”
He is a drunk not a lier
@@bartholomewesperanza3442 Hey Brendon...? You want some swords?
YOU LOSE
props to the guy for both recording this and avoiding physical conflict, dude made a hilarious video and stayed safe in the progress
It's hard to rest when there's enemies near by
The specific places he sprayed him were amazing
Tummy, face, pubis
@@remirussin7240 Got him up the BH as he walked away, too.
He got a walking Enema. LOL !
@@enclave2k1 That did the damage!
🤣🤣🤣
I feel like this could easily be edited into a Trailer Park Boys episode
This is honestly stranger than most of the shit that happens in that show
Hosing down randy bo bandy after a burger binge
It's like Lahey and Randy adopted a kid. He is the liquor but is also allergic to shirts.
I feel like this was take from an episode of trailer park boys. I wonder if they'll upload the next part, when Ginger Ricky decides to set the "mages" car on fire for the hosing...
Jesus boys he smells like mackerel!
the way dudes hair flows from the spray at 00:10 is like a commercial
The way his hair blows majesticly from the hose spray is hilarious to me
Florida man never loses, he just decides to go home...
Truer words…
Plot twist, Dude's water was shut off and wanted a free shower, he shall return.
Thank's for the likes people. Hope all your wishes come true. Goodluck
Is that why he smiled ?
With his 20 inbred kids
@@pauljohnpope don't care, got laid
That makes no fucking sense, he can just take a swim in the lake that is clearly visible behind him
@@takumibeetlejuice9716 maybe there's leeches in it o____o
The funny thing is, is that these 2 guys are probably great naibors 😂
The title makes me chuckle just as much. Every time it pops in my feed, I click.
I just imagine this guy's wife watching him leave his house perfectly dry, then seeing him return drenched with water. Too damn funny
bold of you to assume this fella can hold down a marriage
@@russelljohnson7004 bold of him to assume he even has a house
Bold of all of you to judge someone you've never met based on a video clip under 1 minute long with absolutely 0 context behind why the man may be drunk and on his neighbors property. Lol y'all are losers for putting someone else down in a pathetic attempt to make yourselves feel better about your position in the food chain of "society"
@@normmacdonald4611 meh it's a human your supposed to think the worst of them
@@normmacdonald4611 Oh shut the duck up
"Honey, they cut off the water again!
You can't shower."
"I'll go to the neighbour then"
This made me laugh haha.
666th like!
"Hey man get off my property!"
"It's all according to plan."
😂
Max Level shit
‘Course I’m drunk’
Kids, honestly is always the best policy
he was so aggressive and calm at the same time...
And how does one "stop" the water from a hose while being sprayed with it? Telekinesis?
so passive aggressive?
He was deciding if he wanted to do something about it
@@fuego999 we in the business like to call this aggressively calm
It was like when aggressive NPCs glitch out so you can get in all those free hits
Drunk guy is a fcking legend, took the attack like a true hero 😂
I love how Nintense is too much of a bitch to agree with you or give you a heart.
@@anonymouszim1811 He gave him a heart but yes he won't reply to any of the comments. Nintense reply to this comment if you're straight.
@@its_drez Now he did..... But before he didn't. Plus what that guy did was not right and not funny. Just a cheap laugh.
@@anonymouszim1811 Lmao you're a dumbass if you think Nintense was the guy hosing the drunk in the video, or if the video is anything more than a dumb meme. Let me guess, you think that him making a meme out of it is being disrespectful to alcoholics or some shit, rather than the more obvious intent to anyone with a brain- exploiting the absolute absurdity of the situation to make a video anyone can laugh at, in spite of the very real danger that man posed. The original video creator was perfectly within his rights defending his property, even if he did it in an unconventional (yet non-lethal and effective) way. And again, if you don't want a meme being made out of you being hosed down while drunk/high off your mind, recognize you have a problem and then maybe seek help and/or supervision to prevent shit like that from happening in the first place. The guy could've seriously harmed the property owner and you're focusing on how it "wasn't right," as if the trespasser's pride is more important than the safety of both parties? You're all shifting the blame, how you and the other tools in the comments section getting offended over an Oblivion meme fail to see that I don't understand.
I thought you were joking about how he was hearting all the comments without replying to them, now I see you're a sensitive little prick.
@@its_drez got em
"Of course I'm drunk" in a totally disarming tone of voice, lmao.
i loved how you sprayed his butt when he turned around 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
“You’re drunk!” “Of course I’m drunk.”
gotta love honest people
He meant to say ofcourse I have issues. :/
Hahaha
Ayyyy 666th like …. Neat
speech: 100
This mans been waiting to touch someone with that hose for years, the way he hits all the rights spots first try, his time to shine.
20 years from now: That was sexual assault on a senior citizen
@@denilla8034 hell that could be the case today, but only if there were witnesses and if this guy even remembers getting blasted with the hose lol.
I like the hair flying up a bit with the first sprays.
@@jordach545 I died 😭
Your profile💀
Dude, i was allready on the floor cuz of his hair being blown back... but the groin-nipple-butt combo killed me 😂😂😂
first shower hes had in months
When he said you hurt him, he didn't mean physically. No, he meant you hurt him emotionally 😢
Lmao😅😅😅 he’s like I thought we were good neighbors man what the hell!?
"I just came by to hang out brother, why would you wound my heart I'm such a manner?"
Ay poor vato. Jk
damn
@@catcrapinahat "why would you hurt me 😢?"
“Of course I’m drunk.” - Friendly Neighborhood Skooma Addict 😂😂😂
What’s skooma? I’m a little confused on the “skooma addict” part.
@@kylemcgrew6024 it's a fictitious drug from a game called Skyrim and this bloke acts like he's on it xd
@@diarmuidkuhle8181 Only in the game Skyrim? It's also in Elder Scrolls III & IV (Morrowind, Oblivion).
@@BuffaloNickel9 For the meme my guy. No matter your opinion, the video probably got more views because of it.
@@kylemcgrew6024 u noob
he came only for a shower, he got it, so he succeeded
One of my favorite clips. These 2 need their own Netflix series.
Quest added: The drunken Nord
Objective: escort the drunken Nord off the premises.
😂😂
Pays 2 gold coins.
😂😂
Water hose: equipped
Quest failed: Nord became enraged
Pause at 0:02. There's a glowing ring under him, indicating that the player has targeted him 🤣
LMAOO
Hahaha
Tell me you've never played Oblivion without telling me you've never played Oblivion
Im dead 💀
Haha!
His water element spell seems effective against a skooma addict
The change to fighting music never fails to make me laugh.
I can't believe the guy just walked away while being sprayed. Your luck must be really high, most of the time alcohol gives +5 strength and a berserk debuff
"can trigger dizziness or nausea when you seem to overdose on "fire transparent water" elixir , overall good potion to increase physical stats but it seem to "trigger" other side effects like "fast travel" in story playthrough , so you might wake up in a place you never been and be friend with people that you can't remember names of xD
Nah drunk guys are the easiest to beat up
@@rocknrollizlife292 You dont even have to fight them , just tell them to go back to pub because their parents are dissapointed , both ways they recieve lethal damage , not much of them respond
@@rocknrollizlife292 depends on the level of drunkness
@@danielpopadic4314 yah right, try to say drunk russian something about his parents or where should he go.
I died the moment he just continued watering his plant’s
Seems like it happens often
and the music returned to normal. perfect.
That was not just any Mage , that was an infamous Garden Mage
haha thats great
“Just watering my fucking plants!”
"course I'm drunk I just wanted a shower but standing is getting hard"
Ah poor guy, stop spraying him
I feel like the drunk guy knows what he’s doing. He’s saving on his water bill by going to the neigbor and getting a shower
Very funny. My laughing chimney is a creepy guy
@@Leukefilms imagine if that guy was black 🤔
Underrated comment
@@goodnightmunchie Sometimes gray, sometimes black
But why does he keep spraying the guys dick and then proceeds to call him weird
This is the most Oblivion interaction ever.
* Gets sprayed all over his body with water hose, doesn’t flinch one bit even when it’s sprayed in his face.
* Turns and starts walking away like nothing happened.
* Suddenly starts attacking something random in the area.
* Stops attacking it and then turns to walk away again.
It's look like bug report
Bro 🤣 I’m 💀
*gets sprayed, then looks right in the face of the player and has dialogue, turns around like it was nothing
Many games have perfected this random inane behaviour prior to oblivion.
Game designers: " Addicts and alcoholics of the world, be our muse".
Hahahahaha brilliance
Masterpiece, the brightest film directors couldn't have thought about something like this
This is the funniest fuckin thing i have EVER seen!!! Haha when he asks "Does that feel good?" then the crotch spray.... Omfg HILARIOUS
The Oblivion style zoom into his face as his crotch is being sprayed is fucking amazing
That's the part where I absolutely DIED xD
The music too when he tries to get mad lol
"I will spray you again" then sprays his crotch
And then his nipple lmao
And his ass.
"Right there..."
🗣That Will Show Him🤔
@@myonlynickjonas The nipple one is much funnier for me. I cracked so hard when he sprayed his dong dongs LMAO
He used to only drink Honningbrew Mead until he got into the Skooma.
0:21: Im just killed when he stumbled and punch into that warehouse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when the camera pans down and he’s spraying his junk
Lmfao man really unbothered by it all and everything
@@jarredboyer226 I think he might have enjoyed it actually. Lol.
@@andyconda9644 Wouldn't blame him, I bet that felt nice.
Smart of the mage to go for all of his critical spots, I bet he was at half health when the mage used his weenie/nipple combo
IM DEAD
Then the ass too but you know he enjoyed all of that
@@segarainon9070 who wouldn't amirite?
I ah...I didnt know the term weenie/nipple combo was something I needed to read today...
@@sketchy7943 tis coming to a McDonald's near you
The headline two weeks later reads "neighbor gets killed by unstable man while moving his yard"
The way he sprayed him straight in the face🤣
I Love how he just immediately goes back to spraying the plants, like he does this everyday lmfao 😆.
Yes! Like a male dog that's come to pee on his tomato plants! SHOOO YOU!!
Thats how npcs in skyrim be tho 😂😂
He sprayed him straight in the junk! I think he likes it.
Hey, gotta make sure the Nightshade gets hydrated
Its like the neighborhood dog thats trying to poop on your yard and water don't phase him
Dude pissed himself and was trying to figure out the best way to remedy the situation without changing pants
Good fences make good neighbors.
Love how his hair flapped so carelessly in the breeze, til it got soaked.