Attenborough is a dried up bbc noticeboard for progressive propaganda. Baldemort is much purer than that. I know it was meant as a compliment but delivery of speech does not maketh the man.
the image of a big bad ork boss, brow deeply furrowed in thought, sitting crisscross applesauce on the edge a cliff, just lobbing little grots off it for the ambiance, is downright hilarious
The background squealing and pleading of the flyin-thinkin-grots while Kronan was up to his cunnin' plannin' put a big stupid grin on my face. The whole episode's atmosphere and tone were on another level. Great stuff, Baldermort, really. Appreciate the pointers about deciding on army collection, I'm facing down that choice right now as I pick out what army or armies to start my collection with.
"Kronan began to think" If this is how Orks behave when they use their minds, it's frightening to think what they can accomplish if they all start to think!
A few years ago I was helping my parents clean out the garage and guess what we found? Old toys from my toddler days, and guess what was in them? Those cheap plastic dinosaurs we all had that you could buy from any pharmacy or road side stop. Multiple triceratops. After a trip to the local GW for a battlewagon and a weekend lost to my mekboy craze, I had 3 custom built Squiggoths ready to stomp some 'umies! Old toys make for fantastic Ork conversions.
_"YOO KIN _*_ROID_*_ IT! YOO KIN _*_FOIT_*_ IT! YOO KIN FOIT _*_WIT_*_ IT! YOO KIN _*_EET_*_ IT!_ *_SQUIGGOTHS A'H POIFIKT!"_* _~ Skrewball, Nob of the Red'Duns_
No joke about deep water lobsters. There is one in the Peabody Museum, in Massachusetts that is big as a man. In my hometown we had a ledendary snapping turtle named "Eeom" . Over 100 years old. I once saw him emerge from the depths of the Exeter river. A jaw so big, that could bite your hand clean off.
It’s very rare that anything related to 40K makes me laugh hysterically, but the sound effects when he threw the grot off the cliff made me project my evening iced tea out of my nose. Well done
"I got dah powa of Gork AND Mork! " I think I'm becoming an ork fan... I started reading the Beast Arises novel series and man the Orks are a terrifying force when they get rolling
Imperial Commisar thank you sir! I’m glad that you approve sir! Now that I have your attention, I would like to request a transfer to Commisar Cain’s forces, I believe my life would be spent well in the company of a hero like him sir! For the Emperor sir!
Carron must've been drunk on Fungus beer when he assaulted the Space Marine stronghold... It'd also explain his constant asthma attacks, among other things.
One of my favorite fights from the Warhammer lore is from the book "Conquest of Armageddon" by Jonathan Green. In which, an Emperor's Champion of the Black Templars picks a fight with a squiggoth.
Not going to lie the opening narrative made me laugh at more then a few points and I have needed that. Not to mention I don't consider that something too easy.
Baldermort, I've been watching for a while. You say it often, the universe is rich and deep, since discovering it I have fallen in love with it's lore and mystique. But I'm not sure I would have without your wordsmithing. The care and effort you put into this is greatly appreciated.
As Kronan sat on the edge of the escapement, he threw yet another thinking grot over the edge - yet this time the thought that penetrated his brain was different - the grot he noticed, as it plummeted to its death, was pink and hairless - the thought began to overwhelm everything ... all the cunning plans began to evaporate - he was left only with one thought "Above all, have FUN!" Ennnnd QUOTE. Another brilliant yarn Brother Baldermort, It's a cruel world.
I love this storyline so much ^^ stuff like the "thinking-hat" makes me laugh and puts me in a good mood no matter how bad the previous was... you are a great storyteller boldemort thank you so much for your efforts =D
Orks come in many different types. Here's some: Grots=ankle stabers Sqigs=thigh chompers Boyz=ead smashas Nobz=ead ead smashas Boss=nob puncha And finally Squiggoths=tank chompers! / BAWKSE BASHAS! Seriously these things can eat anything even a nob mega armour (From Dow1 thunderpyker)
You Mr. Baldemort owe me a cup of coffee. LOL I tried to take a good hefty drink and in the background I heard the second maybe third 'thinking grot' go over.... just finished cleaning the desk. LOL!!! Awesome content as always good sir! Keep it up :)
This is my next step. I’m sitting on more than 300 infantry, 5 transports, multiple Dreds and Kans, 20 koptas, a Chinork, 6 grot tanks, 3 aircraft and a stompa............. The only logical step left is a gargantuan squigoth.....😁 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaagj DeffSkullz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THESE STORIES! They are so good! 🤣 "The fact that his head was sewn on backwards" killed me. That was just the last dot over the i that made it all so typically "Orcish!" Bravo, sir! Perfect!
"Oi Rollo 'u ruddy git stop chompin on da ol' clanker 'es tellin' storys of da Orkz!" Urk'zokk Rockthroowaaagghh shouting at Rollo his Sqigghound, whos nomming on his old stolen Servitor. Thank you so much love da Orkz great Video again. Ceep calm and WAAAAAAGGHHH 🤘😉👍
Brother, as always: An amazing update! Loved your Ork tale and I can't wait for you to do something with the canonical monsters that are The Beast and his succesor, The Prophet of The WAAAGH!!
Brother Baldermort - Another great piece with some support and even wise counsel towards the end, that is particularly appreciated. Never been all that interested in Orks, but the opening description especially the "continued from" had me go back and watch the history and shokk attack gun videos. Awesome stuff!
Baldermort my brother! im in love with your work! This is just so good! All of your stories fill me with such an want to play this game and the tabletop! Thank you for all of your work with this franchise we all love so much. (Sorry for my bad English. im not an native speaker)
I enjoyed every second, every word, every little joke from that tale, but I can't help to think that this is exactly how the Eldars see the Humans "Look... they managed to build a "battleship", it's like a regular ship but...BIGGER... such genius, much wow"
You're stories always are the best Baldermort. Loved your video's ever since I first heard about the crew fighting alongside Boneless Bill (the baneblade)
Still think that at one time an Ork like this one to turn into a Krork, granted first to become like the Beast. Again, brilliant video on a unit in the 40k universe. Always entertaining to listen on the lore on each as well as your stories on each.
There's something awesome about seeing a big honkin' monster on a tabletop, all painted up. Just imagining all the tracer fire arcing over to it and hitting it while it roars and crushes a tank in its jaws. Don't get me wrong, there's also something awesome about small squads and skirmishes, too.
At first I could barely hear it, but then when I finally heard that you kept having the grots falling off the cliff during Kronan's moment of "thinking" I could not stop laughing. Truly Orky. On a side note, will we ever hear more of Orkamedes my favorite Greek mythological greenskin?
Anyone who has been collecting for long enough will have at least two armies just due to the new editions and starter boxes.. And all the old guys have Orks and Space marines. I now have 7 factions and I haven’t even played a real game in 5 years.
NotKnightBean thanks brother Knightbean. You know I try to do things justice when I can. More on Kronan soon. :). . (Psst. Nearly 60k brother. Whoop!). :)
It brings me joy to listen to Kronan's continued adventures. I got really excited when I heard that this follows the Shokk Attack Gun story and it did not disappoint! I was cracking up when Kronan came to his epic epiphany. No pressure but if the idea strikes you I would love to watch this story develop further.
As an Inquisitor who’s has years of experience with the Greenskins it’s not truly surprising that they created this monster of war. One must remember that the Greenskins were the major reason why the Galaxy is always aflame with war, and with it they created weapons that destroy entire planets. These beasts are no different from a gun or tank for a Ork, but they truly hold a place in a Waaargh and perhaps a sign of both Ork Gods.
Anirban Chakrabarti Make no mistake of this statement of fact, as a sign of support for these foul Greenskins. Who are you to question my loyalty to the Imperium, I who serve the Imperium for years, one who has done more than my share killing of both the Aliens and Heretics, and to use the most extreme measure of killing me, what are you a coward or worse a traitor.
Humble inquisitor a have searched for this anriban Chakrabarti in the imperial archives and there’s no inquisitor that matches his description I am becoming concerned of his presence how should we react
Give it a share if you enjoyed it. :).
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Love it greetings from germany
The second i heard Kronan, i knew i would be happy
Karima Kadj greetings brother Kadj. :)
Hairy Tiddie thanks brother Tiddle. Hope you liked it. :)
Genuinely the David Attenborough of warhammer great work baldemort
David, Bob Ross, and a dash of Cryptkeeper.
Attenborough is a dried up bbc noticeboard for progressive propaganda. Baldemort is much purer than that. I know it was meant as a compliment but delivery of speech does not maketh the man.
Seconded
The EVIL Attenborough! 😁
@@lokiopensloloc5680 funny we live in a day and age where facts are called "progressive propaganda" 🤣
the image of a big bad ork boss, brow deeply furrowed in thought, sitting crisscross applesauce on the edge a cliff, just lobbing little grots off it for the ambiance, is downright hilarious
The background squealing and pleading of the flyin-thinkin-grots while Kronan was up to his cunnin' plannin' put a big stupid grin on my face. The whole episode's atmosphere and tone were on another level. Great stuff, Baldermort, really. Appreciate the pointers about deciding on army collection, I'm facing down that choice right now as I pick out what army or armies to start my collection with.
I think I'm becoming an orc, that ambiance was very peaceful for thinkin
"Kronan began to think"
If this is how Orks behave when they use their minds, it's frightening to think what they can accomplish if they all start to think!
Let us hope that never happens. Lol. :).
last time that happened, Krorks were a thing.
A few years ago I was helping my parents clean out the garage and guess what we found? Old toys from my toddler days, and guess what was in them? Those cheap plastic dinosaurs we all had that you could buy from any pharmacy or road side stop. Multiple triceratops. After a trip to the local GW for a battlewagon and a weekend lost to my mekboy craze, I had 3 custom built Squiggoths ready to stomp some 'umies!
Old toys make for fantastic Ork conversions.
Best part of Ork models is the more crazy going on, the more Orkie it is.
_"YOO KIN _*_ROID_*_ IT! YOO KIN _*_FOIT_*_ IT! YOO KIN FOIT _*_WIT_*_ IT! YOO KIN _*_EET_*_ IT!_
*_SQUIGGOTHS A'H POIFIKT!"_*
_~ Skrewball, Nob of the Red'Duns_
Squiggoth is what spawns when you leave a lobster in the fridge for ten thousand years.
Beacuse, you know, mould is a fungi = mushroom.
Bebo cowboy had a baby squiggoths ep
No joke about deep water lobsters. There is one in the Peabody Museum, in Massachusetts that is big as a man. In my hometown we had a ledendary snapping turtle named "Eeom" . Over 100 years old. I once saw him emerge from the depths of the Exeter river. A jaw so big, that could bite your hand clean off.
Orks, everyone's favorite mushroom men. You know most people aren't big on fungus but I hear it grows on you.
I'm sure Kronan would be a pretty fungi.
The looted Ork 'trojan attempt' is so funny! I have never wanted a 40k mini-series more...
It’s very rare that anything related to 40K makes me laugh hysterically, but the sound effects when he threw the grot off the cliff made me project my evening iced tea out of my nose. Well done
Jacob Levy thanks brother. :). Really went for light laughs with Kronan. A balm in a rather difficult time to all was the goal. :).
The head down on backward bit go me he he.
If this ork continues to thunk like this then he'll outsmart even a primarch XDDD
"I got dah powa of Gork AND Mork! "
I think I'm becoming an ork fan... I started reading the Beast Arises novel series and man the Orks are a terrifying force when they get rolling
Showing Warcraft Orcs on an Orks vid is level 10 heresy.
He's the Waaaghlord of Draenor
No self respecting ork would follow him not green enough.
@@forgetfulfour7194 orange Ork? What the zog is this shit?
@@CBRN-115 40k spray tan
All I see are dirty Zeno targets
The 'thinkin' Grots being tossed off the cliff in the background was hilarious. Great story telling
Conan + warhammer40k = something undreamed of. Love all the Conan references!
"Lets get dis Waaaagh goin'! WAAAAAAAAGH!!" -Gorgutz 'Ear 'Unter
Love the character of Kronan 😂you sir are a gentleman but Kronan is the skolar 👏🏻👏🏻
This was a much needed laugh! Especially the part about the human muppet!
Thanks brother Rabbit. Really tried to go for jolly today. :)
Or as we like to call them, targets.
Worthy skulls
hu. lol
Big targets!
@@JohnWhiteHere that's the spirit guardsman! The bigger the horror the easier it is to shoot!
Imperial Commisar thank you sir! I’m glad that you approve sir! Now that I have your attention, I would like to request a transfer to Commisar Cain’s forces, I believe my life would be spent well in the company of a hero like him sir! For the Emperor sir!
Baldemort i look out to your videos. I work in health care. And lissen them with clients who are verry sick. They love them. Keep going!!!!
The "NO No no nooooooooooooooooooooo" was priceless.
That made my day. TY uncle Baldy!
1:38 HE REFERENCED THE MEME!!!! YES THE COWARDS THE FOOLS!!!!! WE SHALL TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BAWKSES!!!!
Watch the video about the shock attack gun.
There they were called bawkses to.
Carron must've been drunk on Fungus beer when he assaulted the Space Marine stronghold... It'd also explain his constant asthma attacks, among other things.
One of my favorite fights from the Warhammer lore is from the book "Conquest of Armageddon" by Jonathan Green.
In which, an Emperor's Champion of the Black Templars picks a fight with a squiggoth.
@@ConfusedGuardsman to quote:
"Because they are absolute Lunatics."
So a thunder clap from the backside of Gork and Mork hit him. I love fart jokes.
Not going to lie the opening narrative made me laugh at more then a few points and I have needed that. Not to mention I don't consider that something too easy.
Baldemort is the type of guy to read a quarter hour long story and then say "welcome" when the video is almost over.
Great as always! 👌😂
Thinking grots squealing as they fell was hilarious, and two plans! So much cunnin’!
Baldermort, I've been watching for a while. You say it often, the universe is rich and deep, since discovering it I have fallen in love with it's lore and mystique. But I'm not sure I would have without your wordsmithing. The care and effort you put into this is greatly appreciated.
As Kronan sat on the edge of the escapement, he threw yet another thinking grot over the edge - yet this time the thought that penetrated his brain was different - the grot he noticed, as it plummeted to its death, was pink and hairless - the thought began to overwhelm everything ... all the cunning plans began to evaporate - he was left only with one thought "Above all, have FUN!" Ennnnd QUOTE. Another brilliant yarn Brother Baldermort, It's a cruel world.
Lol!!!! Thanks brother Silva as always. :) :)
That Conan intro though. I was halfway expecting to see Arnie at one point of the video or other. :D
The sound effects for Orkie thinking are brilliant!!!
I feel like a little kid during story time whenever I hear these lore videos.
I love this storyline so much ^^ stuff like the "thinking-hat" makes me laugh and puts me in a good mood no matter how bad the previous was... you are a great storyteller boldemort thank you so much for your efforts =D
Orks come in many different types.
Here's some:
Grots=ankle stabers
Sqigs=thigh chompers
Boyz=ead smashas
Nobz=ead ead smashas
Boss=nob puncha
And finally
Squiggoths=tank chompers! / BAWKSE BASHAS!
Seriously these things can eat anything even a nob mega armour
(From Dow1 thunderpyker)
Honestly one of the best parts of this hobby is getting to here your story’s
Rare praise brother. Thank you. I shall try not to let you down. :)
I need to get me some thinking grots.
The background screaming of the grots really do add to thinkin'. Really chuckled at that bit. Thanks for that
You Mr. Baldemort owe me a cup of coffee. LOL I tried to take a good hefty drink and in the background I heard the second maybe third 'thinking grot' go over.... just finished cleaning the desk. LOL!!! Awesome content as always good sir! Keep it up :)
I need a soundtrack of just thinking grots going over the cliff, I think it would indeed make thinking of weighty matters easier.
These ork stories are great the simple plans being so verbose and amazing is just spot on
This is my next step. I’m sitting on more than 300 infantry, 5 transports, multiple Dreds and Kans, 20 koptas, a Chinork, 6 grot tanks, 3 aircraft and a stompa.............
The only logical step left is a gargantuan squigoth.....😁
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaagj DeffSkullz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was tremendous fun baldermort 😁
I LOVE THESE STORIES!
They are so good! 🤣
"The fact that his head was sewn on backwards" killed me. That was just the last dot over the i that made it all so typically "Orcish!"
Bravo, sir! Perfect!
Great vid, thanks Baldermort.
This is magnificent and hilarious in equal measure
OI DAZ A GOOD LOOKIN' SQUIG
Ok, this story was fantastic, so rich and once again brilliantly articulated by our most excellent chronicler, Baldermort. Well done, sir!
Hammond thanks brother Hammond. A lot. :)
Cheers from Australia Baldermort!
I love orks so much ! The fact that he was stupid but really became cuning when they were enough is awesome.
Attention GW boss boys u need to hire this smart talkin humanie to write your star talking books as Gork or Mork smiles on him
"Oi Rollo 'u ruddy git stop chompin on da ol' clanker 'es tellin' storys of da Orkz!" Urk'zokk Rockthroowaaagghh shouting at Rollo his Sqigghound, whos nomming on his old stolen Servitor.
Thank you so much love da Orkz great Video again.
Ceep calm and WAAAAAAGGHHH 🤘😉👍
that opening....perfect!
Brother, as always: An amazing update! Loved your Ork tale and I can't wait for you to do something with the canonical monsters that are The Beast and his succesor, The Prophet of The WAAAGH!!
Today I learned about Squigoths and also cracked me up.
Awesome as always.
Good old Orky Kunning, da oomies never stood a chance.
Right off the bat, a big Ork chilling on his throne.
I'm just going to upvote this now. I won't have time to watch it before lunch, but I know it's gonna be solid gold.
Brother Baldermort - Another great piece with some support and even wise counsel towards the end, that is particularly appreciated. Never been all that interested in Orks, but the opening description especially the "continued from" had me go back and watch the history and shokk attack gun videos. Awesome stuff!
A time where Garosh Hellscream ruled Orgrimar with an iron fist
always jazzed to see ork content; they're the happiest boys in the universe!
The backwards head part made me chuckle I love orks great video the editing has come a long way :)
These mega mushrooms seem like really fun guys.
Baldermort my brother! im in love with your work! This is just so good! All of your stories fill me with such an want to play this game and the tabletop! Thank you for all of your work with this franchise we all love so much. (Sorry for my bad English. im not an native speaker)
:::gargantuan Squiggoth stampedes into the firebase:::
"SQUEE!!!!! IT'S SO CUTE, I WANNA MAKE IT MY PET!!!" - Catachan Guardsman
Cant.Stop.Laughing...🤣🤣🤣 Oh, and I need am Mp.3 file of the screaming Grot as an alert tone for my phone!
Tried sending it via Patron but it didn’t like it. Send me an email Boss. :).
Cronan, what is best in life?
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the humies."
Those first few seconds! Fantastic!!
Keep up these lore videos! I finally decided to start my own army and love to listen to them while I work. Thank you.
I enjoyed every second, every word, every little joke from that tale, but I can't help to think that this is exactly how the Eldars see the Humans
"Look... they managed to build a "battleship", it's like a regular ship but...BIGGER... such genius, much wow"
Probably actually. Lol. Well put. :)
That squeal is bloody orksome, Brother.
Is it just me or when Baldermort said *two plans*, funniest shit I've heard in a while. 😂😂😂
You're stories always are the best Baldermort. Loved your video's ever since I first heard about the crew fighting alongside Boneless Bill (the baneblade)
Thanks brother. Just light entertainment. :) :)
I love how quickly baldemort can go from imitating in ork to using the exact technical terms for various different pieces of armor.
that part where the commanding officer said "open the gates" with his head on backwards. was a lol moment I could not help myself with.
😂😂😀😂😁😁😁
Loving the Conan Introduction. Works perfectly! :)
Dude, I love this story of how the ork prepares himself to think.
Lol so listen . really like that intro dawg 😂🤙🏽
Still think that at one time an Ork like this one to turn into a Krork, granted first to become like the Beast.
Again, brilliant video on a unit in the 40k universe. Always entertaining to listen on the lore on each as well as your stories on each.
There's something awesome about seeing a big honkin' monster on a tabletop, all painted up. Just imagining all the tracer fire arcing over to it and hitting it while it roars and crushes a tank in its jaws.
Don't get me wrong, there's also something awesome about small squads and skirmishes, too.
You do a great job with ork lore. I wanna hear more about this cunning fellow.
Thank you brother. I intend many more. Really glad you liked it. :) b
At first I could barely hear it, but then when I finally heard that you kept having the grots falling off the cliff during Kronan's moment of "thinking" I could not stop laughing. Truly Orky.
On a side note, will we ever hear more of Orkamedes my favorite Greek mythological greenskin?
I love the human puppet scene
You are upping your game and its showing. Keep being awesome.
"Sit Ubu sit. Good dog"
"woof"
Great narrative,
Thanks for the vid.
Anyone who has been collecting for long enough will have at least two armies just due to the new editions and starter boxes..
And all the old guys have Orks and Space marines.
I now have 7 factions and I haven’t even played a real game in 5 years.
I know nothing about orks, so I have no jokes, but this is a good start
All you need to know is Da Orks is da best
Absolutely 10/10 grot voice.
Dude, your best work so far. Fantastic 👍🎉
Every time I watch your ork videos, I laugh so hard, I pee.
No higher praise could a bard receive. Thank you. :)
Bro, you should do more stories!!! They are by far your best work!
Please a separate audio vid with the falling thinking grotz, gosh that was so amusing 😂
7.00 mins in....The sound of Baldemorts Grots being hurled over a cliff quite literally the best thing I've heard this week :) A most Kunnin' video...
You got to love kronan.
He is just everything I love about orks.
NotKnightBean thanks brother Knightbean. You know I try to do things justice when I can. More on Kronan soon. :). .
(Psst. Nearly 60k brother. Whoop!). :)
@@baldermort and as always a massive congratulations to you on the achievement.
The week old meat puppet humie had me rolling! What an Image!
It brings me joy to listen to Kronan's continued adventures. I got really excited when I heard that this follows the Shokk Attack Gun story and it did not disappoint! I was cracking up when Kronan came to his epic epiphany.
No pressure but if the idea strikes you I would love to watch this story develop further.
As an Inquisitor who’s has years of experience with the Greenskins it’s not truly surprising that they created this monster of war. One must remember that the Greenskins were the major reason why the Galaxy is always aflame with war, and with it they created weapons that destroy entire planets. These beasts are no different from a gun or tank for a Ork, but they truly hold a place in a Waaargh and perhaps a sign of both Ork Gods.
Anirban Chakrabarti Make no mistake of this statement of fact, as a sign of support for these foul Greenskins. Who are you to question my loyalty to the Imperium, I who serve the Imperium for years, one who has done more than my share killing of both the Aliens and Heretics, and to use the most extreme measure of killing me, what are you a coward or worse a traitor.
Humble inquisitor a have searched for this anriban Chakrabarti in the imperial archives and there’s no inquisitor that matches his description I am becoming concerned of his presence how should we react
The gaming Sentinel With extreme prejudice, and righteous fury.
Yes Inquisitor Garza assassin gray knight or do you want me to do it
Anirban Chakrabarti secret inquisitor I have no idea they were a thing then again I’m just an accolade
+10 for the Conan intro
I need me sum finkin' grots!