LEGEND OF KRONAN - ORKS OF OMEN: BASHTORR
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- Опубліковано 30 бер 2023
- LEGEND OF KRONAN - ORKS OF OMEN: BASHTORR
THIS IS A SKIT! A harmless laugh at Vashtorr and the Arks of Omen narrative campaign from Games Workshop.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517
Art notes:
Kronan: Mark Ransom: www.artstation.com/artwork/18...
Bashtorr: Oskar Manuel: www.artstation.com/artwork/NG...
Custodes: Dmitriy Mironov: www.artstation.com/artwork/w6... - Розваги
LEGEND OF KRONAN - ORKS OF OMEN: BASHTORR
THIS IS A SKIT! A harmless laugh at Vashtorr and the Arks of Omen narrative campaign from Games Workshop.
Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Art notes:
Kronan: Mark Ransom: www.artstation.com/artwork/18xeV8
Bashtorr: Oskar Manuel: www.artstation.com/artwork/NGXYRg
Custodes: Dmitriy Mironov: www.artstation.com/artwork/w6EP25
Nope, this is too good not to be cannon, sorry man..... do less good next time
You would call this a skit?! No sir, a skit is two or three minutes followed by a chuckle. You have produced a 75 minute giggle-fest that surely brought smiles to the faces of thousands.
Excellent work, most humble of servants. Very well done indeed.
Always enjoyable, thank you for making my work day a lot more enjoyable. lol, I hope to hell you get with Cavil and have him produce the story of Kronan in between episodes of his 40k show
Happy April Fools Baldermort ! Your are the Eye-a-tolah of Grimdark Comedy!
You have a lot of fun Easter Eggs in this one
“Bashtor the ass flame” absolutely incredible word smithing
Prime anus nobs, I love balders word smithing especially when it's all Orky
Classic
When Baldermort does an Ork story, everyone smiles. Some say that's where Gork's Grin came from.
These make me so happy. I have no idea why I love Kronan and his tales of high adventure so much, but I do. I get excited for any Baldermort video, but when I see a new Kronan video I get happy. Before I even hear it, I'm happy. Thank You for this Baldy.
And that is why I do what I do. One smile is enough. I love more of course. But even one makes it worth the effort. :)
It captures some of lighthearted absurdity that was in earlier editions of 40k, which acts as a nice palate cleanser to the darkness of the setting.
Greatest thing I've listened to.
Baldemort and Kronan
I'm mean he is a Ork
Ork is Fun(Plus Baldormort narrated it)
Then u will be happy for the new video. I loved the new one so much (I'm a fairly newer sub under 5 months) that I came back looking for others lol
The sudden realization that he added oars to space ships was fantastic.
Not nearly as amazing as seeing that it actually works!
I maintain that of all the lore channels, Baldermort understands orks like no other. It's why he's my favorite!
@@nathanbrown8196 Orks have been my favorite faction ever since I first played dawn of war 1.
WAAAGHHH!! Story time! And it's about Da Kunnin one. Glorious!
I haven't watched the video yet ... I know, poor show commenting without watching, but I just had to share the surge of true joy I felt when I saw this video appear in my feed. Original text Baldermort videos are always a pleasure, but Legend of Kronan stories take me to my happy place. Sappy, I know. But I'm just speaking from the heart. Thank-you for making my day.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Ditto
Ditto, Kronan is just FUN, anything GW release relating to Ork lore should first be sent to Baldemort for aproval, he just GETS it.
Thank you for adding awesomeness and fun to this day Baldy. At this rate we’re not going to have to wait 40,000 years for chaos & grim dark
This is absolutely great! Bashtor will never beat Gork or Mork but he'll give it a shufty
No matter the challenge Kronan will rise to meet it and properly Krump it with his might and cunnin, and not even the four Dark Gods of Chaos can match this Warboss and his intelligence.
And there goes an hour and 15 minutes of my day in the best possible way!
Really.. just the once.. really? It's ok, you're among friends, you can admit the toof....
@@bodricthered you caught me... on my third go now 😆
@@VikingFireProject 👍
Blessed be.. the upload has been presented to us mere peasants.
I was just rewatching a few stories and loe and behold! KRONAN! HE RETURNS!
Oh I was not expecting this clever twist! Bashtor is a pretty fun idea
This was perfectly timed as I prepare to unwind on a Friday night as there's nothing like some Baldermort to drink too!
Dude... this whole thing has been pure orky bliss from start to orky finish
This is still the funniest of any of your stories. Such good, innocent goofy humor. Always get a laugh out of it. Keep up the stellar work, uncle Balders!
I'm trying, brother Jobsalot. :)
@@baldermortyou do’s good work yo
I have had a terrible day at work today and 10 mins into this video and am already laughing and in a much better mood now 😂😂 orks really are the funniest beings in the 40k universe I love them
I can’t express how much I love this series and all it’s characters
Big thanks !!! And please never stop
I subbed for the canon, stayed for da kunnin one
Kronan da Kunnin! The day is a good one when Kronan appears as a recommendation! As always fantastic work Lord B
I'm always charmed to hear more of this story.
Nothing compares to working on my own Waagh,whilst listening to your grand orki opus,which the legend of Kronan became.
Be blessed Baldermort
Praise Mork, the kunnin king is back!
Praise Da Kunning One!!!
May his path lead him to Krorkidom one day and may his legend never end❣️
You are the best unofficial lore-master, Baldy, your takes are genius❤
I ve been dying for more ork content. This is the only channel I ve seen with such quality wh40k content but especially Orky content. Thank you 😊
Amazing, what a treat for the weekend!
Gotta wait until tomorrow to listen to allow my tedious work day to go by but sir baldy I am beyond hyped mostly due to the word play there😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Garrosh is really just a kronan side dalliance he got distracted with, azeroth is officially in the 40k universe. This is now cannon
I have to say, the Balderverse is my favorite part of 40k lore.
Oars that actually work on a star ship is the best image ever. "It all starts with elbow grease" indeed. lol. Fantastic
Hearing the contrast between a dramatic, vaguely british accented voice delicately explain the brutally cunning (or is it cunningly brutal?) workings of what passes for an ork's thought processes is just too perfect.
Kronan found out the hard way that Baldermort's mittens are for wearing, and not eating. Later, passing them with great sacrifice upon his porcelain throng. Causing Bashtorr the Ass Flame's manifestation in "rear" space.
Sorry I missed this one brother Sickels.
*bows low to brother Sickels*
@@baldermort I came up with that paragraph just so I could use "rear"space..lol
Thank you so much for your wonderful. I absolutely love them all!! And wanted to say thank you for all your hard work!!
I am at work right now, and I am so sad because I have to wait 4 hours before listening to this next piece. Thanks, librarian Bald, for your time and gracing us with this next chapter in this my most favorite warhammer story barr none.
With an incredibly rough week, I cannot thank you enough good sir for such a wonderful storyline. Your vocal narration is truly legendary. Love your blend of humor within the most grim dark setting ever. Thank you very much.
Yeah, this turned a dump of a day into one with an ear to ear harlequin grin. MY THANKS.
*"Orks of Omen"*
Isn't that the current Meta scene for 40k?
If there are low hanging fruit, you know I’ll harvest. :)
@@baldermort Won't we all
Bashtor has become my favourite khoas demon. Krumping is one my favourite things to do!
I don't think Orks have ever been better represented. Baldemort makes 40k epic and entertaining in the best way. Thanks for these gifts! I hope it's raining teeth wherever you are 🤘
Loved the rowing. Was laughing on my way to work this beautiful Monday. Thanks for that Baldemort
I’m just starting a 500km drive, and saved this for the trip, guaranteeing the first hour and a half will be pleasant. Thank you as always.
As ever, the most hilarious, hectic, interestingly-written 40k storyline. Loved this new delivery! Can't wait to hear Acbar say his famous line.
My favorite series returns. Thank you Baldermort. When I tell bedtime stories to my kids it will be with a modified version of this beginning. Long live your storytelling.
This made my day. Thank you for bring some joy in my life with a great store.
I'm a 54 year-old X Dungeon & Dragons player played a little bit of Warhammer when I was man in my early twenties but these are the best videos you know I found some Warhammer stuff on UA-cam and got hooked on it again in my fifties and I was looking for audio books and I listen to a border friends and he's got a lot of great books and videos are good but the voices just don't fit and man you just pull these things off so good and I got to tell you I'm a two-hour commute and your videos play Everyday on my way to and from work all four hours and never gets old never gets boring I you put a smile on my face or you know I'm time I'm getting I'm getting all the lore and the books from you and I just really appreciate it man you're the best
Thank you Thank you Thank you. I just love listening to these stories of Kronan. Please don't stop producing them.
This is at levels of unhinged only matched by Kirioth's weird conspiracy videos, but it's at feature length. Truly a blessed curse and a cursed blessing.
I put this on to play while cooking and for the life of me I can't believe he managed to narrate all this without breaking character xD
Easily my favourite of all you're work so far. ❤
The best storyteller on UA-cam. Every upload is a glorious day, thank you for all the hard work and the time you give to us.
Baldy! Kronan is hands down the best character you've come up with and it always brightens my day to see this xenos pleasing his gods.... I mean the Emperor Protects or summat
Grand Mouth Tartan I'm crying here, love the Legends of Kronan
glad to see another kronan episode... I thought it was just another arks of omen lore video
Emperor be praised, for we have been blessed with another chronicle by his most epic orator, Baldermort!
Well I now know what I'm listening to on bluetooth as I do chores/errands today. All hail the bald one!
I've been waiting for more Kronan for so long
Another great addition to the Kronan saga
Best series is back at it again ty baldy I love me some kronan
Bravo sir another amazing adventure and a master stroke admiral tartan 😅made my week
" AND SO IT WAS .... " that cracks me up everytime 🤣 your the best baldy, never change
Da Legend returns
I just finished the story so far.
I was surprised to se this uploaded 3 weeks ago.
My heart is filled with ork like glee and joy!
Just awesome story crafting as usual 👏 👏 👏
I needed a laugh after my depressing day and...
THANKS
Bud, it's been a rough month in my world. I always look forward to your videos, but this was something else entirely. My cheeks are wet, my guts hurt, and I am grinning like a lobotomy patient recovering from a happy ending. Thank you.
My job here is done! :)
I really hope things improve for you soon brother. Just make sure you give yourself time for breaks.
@@baldermortAye. A wise man once suggested that I try to make some time for fun. ;)
you do 4th wall breaks with the best of them Balders. I applaud your grasp of the sneaky speaky ways. ;)
"As the orks always say, sticks and stones will break bones ... yep thats it" this made me laugh soooo hard
I absolutely love this channel and kronan the kunnin' one has been a true treat
Blessing you are this is perfect to counteract the fact I just learned that hyper volcanic eruptions are a thing
These should be compiled as an audio book
By the throne! Immersive yet hilarious, amazing work as always
Kronan's exploits makes Inkwizitor Bopper WAAAGH!!! With giddy glee!
"For had he not deployed them in so many ways? Origrotmy, thinking, origrotmy, and MORE!"
Lost it at this part. Bloody well done!
I could listen to you read the phone book the tone and timbre over your voice is **chefs kiss**
By far the best one you made so far! Perfectly orkish!
Imagine the fucking frenzy when he finally comes face to face with the gold ones after collecting all the others. Combine near krork power after so many victories with a collectors obsession when faced with the final piece of his collection in sight.
Thanks from the people's Republic of Cork 🇮🇪 Great content as always 👏
I like to think that the orks refer to... droppings as squishings.
"Oi you git! Mind dat dere squig squishin' 'fore ew step on me roog!"
Still my favorite of all your stories, thank you brother baldamort.😁😁
LOL. love the intro, first time i have heard anyone try and duplicate that intro..... bravo!
Kronan, Trolling every faction pmsl
Whooo! Here we go here we go here we go!
Life is good again. Over an hour greatness. Thank you great bald one
So I had this idea that I wish someone with the right skills would use in some way.
So a fleet of ork ships enter the warp and then when they leave, they are stranded on a planet that actually turns out to be the Fantasy setting and run into orks from that time.
Love these uploads they are peak Ork and always a joy.
All hail the one true king of 40k lore! All hail Lord Baldemort! May you forever reign supreme in the grim dark of the far future!
These are always such fun
Here we go!
I love this series! Many thanks Brother Baldermort! 😁
You are truly awesome 😂
Aaah kronan a simple yet captivaing tale 🤌🏾😂😂
In the 40k universe, orcs seem to be the only really happy race.
Ah yusss! Perfect with over an hour of my favorite 40K character for my last hours on this shift! Thank you Brother Baldermort!
The farter and the boogie bird🤣🤣🤣🤣my goodness Baldermort you've made my day. Thank you
THE SHEEPS!
ROWING MAKES THEM FASTER! YEESS!
That was so profoundly orky that it shames me that I hadn't thought of it sooner.
And just like that my day is made thanks mate
Those admirals remind me of the ace fighter pilot of my WAAGH! Known for carrying a massive pipe and dive-bombing enemy infantry, he’s never happy until he gets close enough to swing his pipe at a passing git. When successful, he’ll soar high in the sky, proudly hoisting the now bloodied pipe into the air for all to see. This led to his nickname: The Red Bar’un.
Yes! Thank you!!!
I lost it at "Admiral Hackbar" 💀 hehehehe!!!
Brother Bald's content is always fantastic, but nothing makes time for fun like Kronan!