The glass firmament is the cornea, the gateway to death is the lens. Wonder if you will be honest enough to correct that. Still your confidence while being wrong is amazing.
I can tell your fortune with 100% accuracy. Here we go: Something good or bad may or may not happen to you or someone else in the near or distant future.
Also; you may or may not meet a man who may or may not give you some money. One of the sports teams you support will win their next match, unless they lose or draw, and somebody you know may die in a perfectly normal way at some point in the future. Or not.
Ah yes, Oxygen, named after a combination of "Ox," the Y chromosome, and the book of Genesis. Exactly what Antoine Lavoisier had in mind when he renamed the element from "vital air" to "oxygène" over a hundred years before the discovery of chromosomes, in a language where the word for ox is "bœuf" (not to mention the misplacement of the accent).
Lol, right? It's like these idiots think the entire world has ALWAYS used AND interpreted words / sounds / symbols the same way... they even have an explanation for world languages in their death cult book.... Tower of Babel? Hello? And yet they will rearrange the puzzle pieces to fit their own narrow vision, and explain away any competing theories or (jeebus forbid) FACTS as "of the devil" or some such. To think that a significant number of people in my country SUBSCRIBE to this absolute batshittery absolutely boggles my mind sometimes.
Well, this reminds me of my favorite quote. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Pretty much sums these people up pretty well I think.
Wise words. I like youre comment. Reminds me of my favorite thing though: Education fused with Entertainment, which i truly see as the Future. How Hbomberguy and Some More News tell us about various Topics, it's just great. CC could really, really need it. But oh well, at least we get it.
@@Cobra_1967 They are more into sexual assault of each other than murdering one another. But they do kill other animals for fun in pretty brutal ways for fun. They also like to sexually assault other species as well.
The fact that the "information" about electricity comes from a science textbook that is actually used to teach children is both terrifying and depressing.
I think it’s from a private Christian education book publisher, if I’m remembering correctly - still terrifying and depressing, but at least it probably has quite limited distribution
These were great, especially "Any tips on how to stop myself smelling of urine after I spray my hair with urine?" Also the person worried about the 6 protons in carbon isn't going to like its presence in most compounds in the body,... Got a correction for you though: in the eyeball earth the glass dome is the cornea, not the lens (which is, of course, the 'gateway to death') 😊
My tip for urine smell after spraying hair with AGED urine is to wash hair with gasoline and then proceed to bring an open flame near the hair. The magic combination of flame and vapors of liquid hydrocarbons produce a cleansing effect unmatched by any other treatment
Not to mention it's in almost every substance the body needs to survive. Hmmm, perhaps they should be informed of this, so they can stop taking what they think* is an atom with the "number of the beast of Revelations" in it's structure - in a rmarkably short time they'll learn carbon wasn't actually evil, but a neccessity, and that there isn't actually a 'god'. *The earliest writings mentioning "the" number say it's actually 616, with translation errors being blamed for the 666 the cretins believe is 'evil'.
I actually don’t want to write off the urine-based hair-product too quick. I know it sounds weird, but we regularly get clean with the ashes of wood mixed with blobs of animal fat, so no judge
@@isidoreaerys8745 Since I know a biology teacher, who doesn't believe in evolution, I can sadly attest that these sorts of people can lie and needn't even be completely dumb.
"Science is evil and against GOD!!! And I will complain about how evil it is on this device that was made possible through science. no I don't see the hypocrisy in this." I love these people 😁🤣
Funny enough, I've seen many Christians online act like science is one of God's gifts to humanity, or one of the main benefits of Christianity (because so many great scientists were Christians), or one of the things that most strongly indicates God's existence because "look at all the complex design and beauty in nature that science teaches us about." To explain this, understand that for many of them, what they essentially do is perform a double standard where science is godly if it agrees with their interpretation of the bible or a specific set of religious doctrines and beliefs they believe in, and it is of the devil and sinful if it contradicts either their interpretation of the bible or a specific set of religious doctrines and beliefs they believe in.
@@johnwalker1058 I mean that's the general gist of a flat earther's mentality too. They dismiss all of science, except for the things they THEY THINK (which is always wrong) supports their claims.
Why do Monkeys still exist when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. To quote Telltale Atheist: "Go Vote. Especially for the small posts. Why are there still Monkeys when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. Left or Right, you do NOT want someone like Thisas a Senator. Extremists literally have voiced that they wanna go more than ever and run for Office. That’s fact, not Theory: they’re doing it now. Quanon, Evolution-Deniers and many others will fini f people are; excuse the harsh word; too LAZY to vote after informing themselves who’s extreme and who is not. This is the bare minimum you can do: Vote." Ngl, i do fear that Science-Fans are too casual about Science-Denial and do not realize how hyper-important it is right now to vote or even run themselves for Office, as Telltale proposes.
Are you literally being forced to think what someone wants you to think? If not, then you can think anything you want to think. I think the word you were searching for was BELIEVE!
Then go watch a PBS Space Time video and you will feel like an idiot again, lol. I like having both in my playlist, there is a kind of balance to it! =-)
Well, I mean technically they are right about Pyramids and Magma. Every Pyramid has magma under it... if you dig down far enough. But magma is also under my cup of coffee, that doesn't make it some unexplained mystery. Center of earth is magma after all, so its under everything.
Why do Monkeys still exist when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. To quote Telltale Atheist: "Go Vote. Especially for the small posts. Why are there still Monkeys when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. Left or Right, you do NOT want someone like Thisas a Senator. Extremists literally have voiced that they wanna go more than ever and run for Office. That’s fact, not Theory: they’re doing it now. Quanon, Evolution-Deniers and many others will fini f people are; excuse the harsh word; too LAZY to vote after informing themselves who’s extreme and who is not. This is the bare minimum you can do: Vote." Ngl, i do fear that Science-Fans are too casual about Science-Denial and do not realize how hyper-important it is right now to vote or even run themselves for Office, as Telltale proposes.
Eh, don't worry. I have a new miracle machine that will allow even the most staunch and resistant believer to feel electricity. They just need to hold these two metal handles while i stand a few dozen feet away and throw this switch...
"Electricity is a mystery. No one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it."........ . ok then, science time. pass me that taser and if you'd so kindly stand over there please this won't take long.... ;) :)
Wait, did they never see the hair raising demo using a Van de Graaff generator, an insulated platform and an unsuspecting kid? Also, the very senses of observing, hearing and feeling would not work without electricity.
This one was a surprise to me. The science deniers usually believe in one physical phenomenon only and this is electromagnetism (usually intertwined with Tesla fanboyism). I never saw someone denying electricity. Don't they use it like the Amish?
I saw that on another debunking channel. It's from a bible school science text (or something of the sort). It also depicted people in jeans and polo shirts hunting dinosaurs with pocket knives. No. I did not make that up.
Facebook. You get swamped by absolute garbage even from "friends" just sharing nonsense. I was getting tired of telling them to stop sharing crap with me. And they were getting offended. UNINSTALLED!
@@mangojulie123 I got rid of Facebook because my timeline was filled with people pretending they have mental health problems. As someone who was genuinely diagnosed with anxiety and struggles it’s infuriating to see people use mental health to attention seek, seem relatable or too get likes.
@@AnkhAnanku the numbers should be VERY low. Usually the number is zero, and the acceptable amount is measured in, what... singular parts per billion? As in, for every one billion water molecules, there is an allowance for like... six atoms of lead
I love how you respond to the homophobes Dan! Thank you so much, especially for your response in this episode. They are just a bunch of people that spread negativity for no reason. You are an awesome person! 😁
@@medicone5673 It's not hypocritical in the slightest. Homophobia often stems from low intelligence. The term "moron" is factual in respect to a lot of these people.
Well if you’ve been paying any attention you’d see that Facebook has been propping up sensationalism. So why would they want to keep it off to have people sort anything out when that’s the opposite of their business platform?
Right after watching this video i had to read like 5 different volumes from DirectScience to... to stand up to some parts of my brain that wanted to die of stupidity . Dan, i dont know how you do it, but I wouldn't be physically capable of going through such a mass of nonsense. great vid, cheers! 💚
That’s also what evolution is because there’s no evidence for it. You’re saying the start of the universe was caused by an explosion and before that there was nothing! So nothing caused an explosion?! And you have no case for matter and energy, how it got here! You have no case for the law of entropy how death came into existence and decline and decay! Why don’t you ask me how those things came about? It’s hard to believe in a theory when its beginning foundations have giant questions that are still not answered!
@@jjphank unless you believe in God, just because we are currently missing answers, doesn’t mean they aren’t there. It’s like saying ‘oh I don’t know the answer to this maths question therefore it mustn’t and the whole concept is wrong’ the answers are there we just haven’t worked them out yet
@@mrg1700 yeah we have answers for your questions we have a valid Theory that even Aaron Ra Has to admit, it’s a probable theory, concerning the laws of thermodynamics! He said he’s not interested in the beginning of the universe on one of his recent videos because he would have to include the creationist theory of how thermodynamics got here! Your questions on your theories can be answered already! that’s why I’m here to help people out, ask and you shall receive!
I cleaned out a house where squatters had been once.. There was a 6-month-old bottle of pee. Someone threw it in the trash, and it busted open.. The smell was downright disgusting and almost completely intolerable. And we got a dude who was aging it for a full year and gulping it down?? Facebook Science FTW!
I'm so tired of this FB accusing that's going on recently! People posting stupid things is not the platform's fault. There are people who are using FB normally, keeping contact with friends - sometimes foreign friends - is a good thing. FB is great for promotion too for example to writers, artists etc.
@@kirschakos Facebook recommends things based on things you've read in the past, or your friends like, even if it's hateful stuff or fake news. That whistleblower said that Facebook refuses to do anything about hateful and fake news because that kinda stuff gets people coming back and interacting in the comments, thus making more money for FB. It's a toxic platform. I deleted it over 12 months ago.
This channel makes me sad that so many people don’t actually know about science they just believe whatever they’re told! You’re beginning foundations Are unanswered by your evolutionary colleagues! Nothing created An explosion?? Every time we observe nothing, nothing happens! And then… Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed how did I get here? and then entropy & death came into the universe When everything was getting so good without death cuz of evolution! You guys cannot explain these things
@@jjphank well if you insist... "You’re beginning foundations" - so you haven't fixed shit... Also, as clearly evidenced by yourself you DON'T need to understand the foundations of a technology (like computers) to be able to use it. "Nothing created An explosion??" - nope, that's just your people's ignorant interpretation. "Every time we observe nothing, nothing happens!" -- please provide ANY single example of anyone observing "nothing". "Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed" - yes they can, nuclear physics literally study that. "how did I get here?" - your parents had sex and approximately 9 months later your mother gave birth. "and then entropy & death came into the universe" - not at all, entropy is just a property and very likely always existed; and death is a facet of life. "You guys cannot explain these things" - projecting much? "I fixed the typos!" - doesn't seem like it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Evolution is a lie!" - which part, specifically? And how do you know? "Design is the truth because that’s what we see!" - what is your criteria for judging if something is designed or not?
@@advorak8529 they cannot speak but certain parrots can speak English and maybe other languages! So that blows up your world tree! you better trace your family tree back to the parrots, Not the apes!
I found the textbook online, the one with the passage about electricity. From what I can tell, it originally came out in 1976 and was never really changed. For reference, Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment was in 1752.
@@simond.455 Thing is, if I wrote down the daftest thing I can think of, it doesn't come close to this stuff. Like the 'if I don't eat animals, they will stop eating each other'!
You seem to misunderstand, to become a facebook scientist, all you have to do is declare yourself smarter than actual scientists and propose a non-sensical hypothesis and mistakenly use the term "theory" instead of "hypothesis," but the key is to make sure you have zero demonstrable evidence and label it as fact. Unfortunately if you ever attended any form of education institute beyond pre-school, you are already overeducated for the job.
Really enjoyed this one, Dan. I sometimes have trouble getting through your videos because the of misguided and dangerously moronic people you talk about but this one was good! Keep up the good work, mate
Yes I agree with you. it’s dangerous to believe in things when there’s no evidence for them, I’m talking about evolution! Zero transitional fossils now they changed the theory again. Recombinant DNA is a death program every time! Polonium halos prove the earth is young! the lack of supernovas show that the universe is young. So unless you start looking for truth you just talked about yourself and projected onto somebody else what you’re doing!
@@jjphank That's the lovely thing about the internet in general and UA-cam in particular, anybody can write any old bollox they like with no need to ensure that anything they type is true. You are correct, there are absolutely no transitional fossils just as long as you ignore all the transitional fossils. There are thousands but if you choose to believe that none of them exist, be my guest. There is no evidence to support the idea of an old earth and no evidence to support the idea of evolution - just as long as you ignore DNA, the fossil record, archaeology, cosmology, embryology, dendrochronology, biology, chemistry and every other branch of science too. On the other hand the evidence for a young earth poofed into existence by willpower and the power of speech by some sort of supernatural entity casting a spell is absolutely overwhelming (yes, that's sarcasm). I know you won't be able to resist replying, you people cannot help yourself but you can be assured that I have no intention of entering into yet another pointless exchange with a science denier. Have a good day.
Very entertaining SciManDan! One thing I know for sure is that bizarre ideas like these, have always been & will always be a part of humanity. So very sad.. 🥲
i think that page might be meant to be referring to electrons rather than electricity. and how they are in everything but need a voltage to push them around. and what you feel is probably just the current and voltage and not the actual electrons because they were always inside you.
_I_ have certainly felt electricity. I felt it pick me up and deposit me in a heap on the floor when I was working on a mis-wired forced air furnace. And half a century ago, I also helped an electrician who was changing lamps in our school gym scoreboard. His method of detecting whether the lamp socket was still working (as opposed to just the lamp being burnt out) was to stick his very dry finger in it. If he felt the electricity, he knew the lamp was the culprit.
@@docostler A lot of older electricians did the very same thing. Not at all uncommon. It's really nothing more than a tickle, albeit a rather strong one, if that isn't self-contradictory.
The Bible talks about electricity speaking Job 38:35 “were you there when I created the lightnings and they say ‘here we are“. It’s talking about communication through Electricity/light rays. 3300 years later, James Maxwell discovered that light rays and electricity are two forms of the same thing! Don’t believe that? Then stop using a cell phone
LOVED it, SciManDan! Next time, give us a heads-up about releasing one of these videos. I'll set myself up with beer and take a drink every time I laugh out loud at their assumptions. I'll proabably be thoroughly drunk by the end of the video, but I will have enjoyed it very much!
Also, do any of these pee drinkers look at regular shampoo and think "mmmm smoothie"! And aged urine? I guess expired milk is a good thing too? Expired mayonnaise might work as a good bowel cleanse.....🤣
12:55 it is a bit scary on how misguided people can be on how vaccines work. I saw something in Florida where a private school is requiring students who get the COVID-19 vaccine to stay home for 30 days; however also in Florida if a student is exposed to someone with COVID-19 they can return to school if they are not showing any symptoms.
@@jjphank Nope. Colin Powell was fighting cancer. Like I am. You must be ignorant of what that treatment does to your body. You immune system is compromised badly. Any infection is dangerous. Seeing as vaccines work with your immune system to kill viral infections, it should take a person with below average intelligence a few seconds to figure out why this is bad. I will spell it out - the benefits of the vaccine are directly dependent on a strong, functioning immune system...once again, Colin did not have that. Hope your ignorance is cured. Currently sitting in a chemo ward. About 30 people I can see. The children have their own ward. Imagine the harm if I had stood next to a selfish, ignorant, maskless you and picked up covid. I would be spreading it around the ward right now. Funny how your "real news" site didn't mention his cancer. Same site that hasn't educated you how vaccines and immune systems work. Wonder why they left that info out?
@@jjphank vaccinated individuals never gotten Covid from the vaccine or spread Covid to someone because of the vaccine. Shedding is a myth. The school knows this. They just want to punish students for not being blindly loyal to their scienceless ideology.
@@cecilbrisley5185 sure there’s a list somewhere of all the people that died of Covid they didn’t have weak immune systems When they had received both shots of the vaccine! Things being taken down and censored all the time doesn’t help the truth to get out! I’ll pray for your cancer that Jesus shows up in your life and heals it And your turn to him! my wife had cancer and several people that I know! Mean while there is real news and fake news there is real science and fake science! Nothing is true until it’s proven to be so! Nothing created a giant explosion- no that’s impossible!
@@rticle15 yeah people to get the vaccine do get Covid you been watching the wrong news! and they’re letting in hundreds of thousands of people across the border that have Covid and not doing anything about it! It’s all a power-play
How does you being a vegan have anything to do with this. Are you not just fulfilling the meme of the ''I'm vegan and I have to announce it to everyone all the time?''
@@jonathanallard2128 What about the concept that some of us vegans take antinatalist animal rights veganism as seriously as space fanatics take going to outer space or antiabortionists take ending abortion or pro-gun people take making guns legal or anti-pedophilia people take ending pedophilia or anti-politician voters announce how they think they are somehow magically "so much more ethical" in some MEANINGLESS garbage way than politicians like Hilary Clinton or Bill Clinton or Donald Trump?
@@theultimatereductionist7592 most people that are antiestablishment are clueless. Anti-meat eaters included. Are you anti-meat eating or just vegan? I’m not anti-vegan,
URINE is OK to use externally! It has too many of your blood's TOXINS in it to reingest! That's WHY you excrete it every few hrs! It's the usual treatment for sea urchin or jelly fish stings!
Dam, the fact that you have enough source material to continue Tinfoil Tuesday’s and Flat Earth Friday respectively, just scares the living shit out of me.
I lost it when they called Carbon the element of the beast. Three 6s isn't the same as six hundred and sixty-six. And that's not even the number of the beast.
I guess there must be an increase in homosexuality after every Halloween. Explains why all those doctors, miners, auto detailers and drywallers are so flaming gay! 🙄
Ssshhhh, you can't tell them that, their head's will explode. What am I saying? They'll just deny it - pesky science always trying to prove them wrong.
It never ceases to amaze me that 12C statment. Carbon has a 13C isotope for example, i.e. 6e-, 6p+ and 7 n0. Does that mean that 13C is not so evil as 12C?
Definitely do another. The amount of creativity in these is highly entertaining. I need to create something...say, The shapeshifting, alien lizard Queen of England eats the eggs used to incubate the Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine. We know lizards like eggs, the Queen loves eggs, therefore she's the biggest VAX supporter so she'll have an endless diabolical food supply! Pass this on to Facebook, Reddit, etc. and let's get next month's SciManDan episode started!
Urine is not designed to leave our body, our body has evolved to expel it. I know Dan didn't mean "designed" in the literal sense, but someone's gonna cherry pick that slip lmao
lets say it this way: urine is the garbage the body has no use for. And no. This garbage is already broken down to the smallest pieces, there is no way for the body to "recycle" them (other then the water)
Everything is designed. it’s microscopic, all these tiny microbes are working together in a designed way! So you ought to rethink your worldview as you start looking for truth instead of just believing what you’re told!
@@rticle15 A competent designer would do such a poor job in making things so complex? yeah that makes a whole Lotta sense! 33 billion lines in the human genome sequence of our DNA enough to fill the Grand Canyon full of books up to 50 times of one person’s DNA! The tiniest bacteria cell weighs less than 10 to the -12 g and is made up of the intricate molecular machinery! Horton hears a who how about you??
Just when I thought these couldn't get worse you have to prove me wrong. I almost got a bruise on my forehead from these ones. They did remind me of some conversations I've had on Facebook though. People trying to argue about physics when they really have no idea what they are talking about.
Zack: "I read somewhere that dolphins may be smarter than people" Leonard: "They may be smarter than _some_ people" Zack: "Perhaps we should do an experiment" Sheldon: "That should be fairly easy, all we would need is an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a bucket of whatever bite-size treats you find fashionable" Zack: "... I don't get it" Leonard: "A dolphin might"
The glass firmament is the cornea, the gateway to death is the lens. Wonder if you will be honest enough to correct that. Still your confidence while being wrong is amazing.
You are correct. Thanks for the correction 👍🏻
@@SciManDan Thanks for the acknowledgement, we have our differences but I do respect your integrity.
@@SciManDan xD
The irony in the last part of this comment is overpowering
@@SciManDan Pretty sure you're just being trolled, baus. Look at the user name FFS.
A statement by dolphins. “So long and thanks for all the fish!”
Wait, that's a Factorio achievement!
Fake news, Dolphins are actors lol
@@stevesheppardmusic not C........G........EYE?
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@@SanderEvers........ pulling tiles from the scrabble bag.....
I can tell your fortune with 100% accuracy. Here we go: Something good or bad may or may not happen to you or someone else in the near or distant future.
☝️ Sorcery
Bloody amazing accuracy. That's all happened to me. How did you know?
Spooky AF, man.
Also; you may or may not meet a man who may or may not give you some money. One of the sports teams you support will win their next match, unless they lose or draw, and somebody you know may die in a perfectly normal way at some point in the future. Or not.
You know me suspiciously well for someone I have never met.
Ah yes, Oxygen, named after a combination of "Ox," the Y chromosome, and the book of Genesis. Exactly what Antoine Lavoisier had in mind when he renamed the element from "vital air" to "oxygène" over a hundred years before the discovery of chromosomes, in a language where the word for ox is "bœuf" (not to mention the misplacement of the accent).
Lol, right? It's like these idiots think the entire world has ALWAYS used AND interpreted words / sounds / symbols the same way... they even have an explanation for world languages in their death cult book.... Tower of Babel? Hello? And yet they will rearrange the puzzle pieces to fit their own narrow vision, and explain away any competing theories or (jeebus forbid) FACTS as "of the devil" or some such.
To think that a significant number of people in my country SUBSCRIBE to this absolute batshittery absolutely boggles my mind sometimes.
this is where the origin of oxy moron comes from i think lol
Ah, yes: BœufYgenesis (probably missing an accent, my french sucks)
@@d_camara More like Bœufygenèse.
Well, this reminds me of my favorite quote. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Pretty much sums these people up pretty well I think.
Wise words. I like youre comment.
Reminds me of my favorite thing though: Education fused with Entertainment,
which i truly see as the Future. How Hbomberguy and Some More News tell us about various Topics,
it's just great. CC could really, really need it. But oh well, at least we get it.
Ha ha it's tru i test both regularly
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
-George Carlin
He was so right about so many things.
yeah but who was he talking about when he said that
Many have said that well before him
@@aaronfranklin6863 My guess would be Oakley, Riley, Bev, and the rest of the idiots that follow them. 😁
One of my favourite quotes from the great Mr Carlin
I love the irony that the eyeball/flat Earth model is also technically spherical.
Yep. Anyone can "see' that........I'll just see myself out now.
Now I want an IQ test between a Dolphin and a Flat earther. My money is on the dolphin winning.
That's an easy way to get rich fast!!! 😅👏🐬😛
Surprisingly, most flat earthers aren't that stupid, just deluded.
The dolphin will cheat, though.
I don't know. These people think themselves to be geniuses. Person, man, woman, camera, TV.
@@happyhippo4664 🤦♂🤦♂
After hearing the rest of these I'm thinking maybe the post about dolphins being smarter than us has some nugget of truth to it.
Mmmm nuggets.
@@stevemack7110 ARSE nuggets!
They ARE smarter than us. They dont go around inventing more and more insane ways of killing each other... :)
Dolphins have more I.Q. compared to PantieManDan. Dude can´t make his own toughts, dolphins can.
@@Cobra_1967 They are more into sexual assault of each other than murdering one another. But they do kill other animals for fun in pretty brutal ways for fun. They also like to sexually assault other species as well.
The fact that the "information" about electricity comes from a science textbook that is actually used to teach children is both terrifying and depressing.
I think it’s from a private Christian education book publisher, if I’m remembering correctly - still terrifying and depressing, but at least it probably has quite limited distribution
These were great, especially "Any tips on how to stop myself smelling of urine after I spray my hair with urine?" Also the person worried about the 6 protons in carbon isn't going to like its presence in most compounds in the body,... Got a correction for you though: in the eyeball earth the glass dome is the cornea, not the lens (which is, of course, the 'gateway to death') 😊
My tip for urine smell after spraying hair with AGED urine is to wash hair with gasoline and then proceed to bring an open flame near the hair. The magic combination of flame and vapors of liquid hydrocarbons produce a cleansing effect unmatched by any other treatment
Not to mention it's in almost every substance the body needs to survive.
Hmmm, perhaps they should be informed of this, so they can stop taking what they think* is an atom with the "number of the beast of Revelations" in it's structure - in a rmarkably short time they'll learn carbon wasn't actually evil, but a neccessity, and that there isn't actually a 'god'.
*The earliest writings mentioning "the" number say it's actually 616, with translation errors being blamed for the 666 the cretins believe is 'evil'.
I actually don’t want to write off the urine-based hair-product too quick. I know it sounds weird, but we regularly get clean with the ashes of wood mixed with blobs of animal fat, so no judge
@@AnkhAnanku
Fair enough. Urea, which is also found in urine, is used in several pharmaceuticals.
Seeing a video like this really makes me question if Everyone should really get to vote
The crazy thing is, the type of people making these posts are the ones that vote most often...
"Do you spray urine in your hair?"
"No VOTING for you!!!"
Absolutely not. No vote.
Civil service examinations to run for office or participate in elections
@@isidoreaerys8745 Since I know a biology teacher, who doesn't believe in evolution, I can sadly attest that these sorts of people can lie and needn't even be completely dumb.
"Science is evil and against GOD!!! And I will complain about how evil it is on this device that was made possible through science. no I don't see the hypocrisy in this." I love these people 😁🤣
Indeed!
Funny enough, I've seen many Christians online act like science is one of God's gifts to humanity, or one of the main benefits of Christianity (because so many great scientists were Christians), or one of the things that most strongly indicates God's existence because "look at all the complex design and beauty in nature that science teaches us about."
To explain this, understand that for many of them, what they essentially do is perform a double standard where science is godly if it agrees with their interpretation of the bible or a specific set of religious doctrines and beliefs they believe in, and it is of the devil and sinful if it contradicts either their interpretation of the bible or a specific set of religious doctrines and beliefs they believe in.
@@johnwalker1058
I mean that's the general gist of a flat earther's mentality too. They dismiss all of science, except for the things they THEY THINK (which is always wrong) supports their claims.
Brilliant!
Why do Monkeys still exist when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked.
To quote Telltale Atheist: "Go Vote. Especially for the small posts.
Why are there still Monkeys when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. Left or Right, you do NOT want someone like Thisas a Senator. Extremists literally have voiced that they wanna go more than ever and run for Office.
That’s fact, not Theory: they’re doing it now.
Quanon, Evolution-Deniers and many others will fini f people are; excuse the harsh word; too LAZY to vote after informing themselves who’s extreme and who is not. This is the bare minimum you can do: Vote."
Ngl, i do fear that Science-Fans are too casual about Science-Denial
and do not realize how hyper-important it is right now to vote
or even run themselves for Office, as Telltale proposes.
It must be so nice being able to think whatever you want is true.
They do say ignorance is bliss
Being delusional does have it's benefits. lmao
True.
Not so sure I like the wee drinking though!! Do real people do that or is it a joke?
Are you literally being forced to think what someone wants you to think? If not, then you can think anything you want to think. I think the word you were searching for was BELIEVE!
Whenever I feel like I am stupid and uneducated, I watch a SciManDan video, and then I am reminded that I am quite sane.
LOL, I was just thinking the *exact* same thing. :)
Then go watch a PBS Space Time video and you will feel like an idiot again, lol.
I like having both in my playlist, there is a kind of balance to it! =-)
@@PsychoMuffinSDM PBS space time is great! It makes me want to pretend to study for a doctorate.
When a stupid person looks in a mirror does it double their IQ?
Sane and smart... What's not to like. 😁
"New strains of covid are named after brainwaves"
*laughs in mathematics*
*laughs in Greek alphabet*
*laughs in foreign languages fan*
*laughs in person with general knowledge*
I’ve never had a full moon hangover, but I do find myself howling sometimes
full moon tonight, brace yourself.
I've had a headache all day. There was a full moon last night. Case closed. And there isn't any such thing as confirmation bias.
I've had an empty bottle of liqueur hangover and found myself howling at the sound of breathing
Don't you just HATE waking up on the lawn, covered in bloody fur.
@@dbergerac9632 AND still hungry
Well, I mean technically they are right about Pyramids and Magma. Every Pyramid has magma under it... if you dig down far enough. But magma is also under my cup of coffee, that doesn't make it some unexplained mystery. Center of earth is magma after all, so its under everything.
Magma, sure. But not lava, though i doubt they know the difference.
Actually it's iron!
@@DMSProduktions And probably solid.
@@brucetucker4847 Yep!
@@brucetucker4847 The crust, mantle, and inner core are solid, but the outer core is liquid (molten iron and nickel)
How odd that people who say "Studies have shown ..." never give sources so that the rest of us can check the data in these "studies".
Don't need to check... They're genius experts obviously, it's on Facebook after all!😶
About ten minutes in is when Dan takes our hands through the "WTF" Borders of the "Nope" part of the internet.
Why do Monkeys still exist when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked.
To quote Telltale Atheist: "Go Vote. Especially for the small posts.
Why are there still Monkeys when we came from Monkeys, a real Republican running for Congress recently asked. Left or Right, you do NOT want someone like Thisas a Senator. Extremists literally have voiced that they wanna go more than ever and run for Office.
That’s fact, not Theory: they’re doing it now.
Quanon, Evolution-Deniers and many others will fini f people are; excuse the harsh word; too LAZY to vote after informing themselves who’s extreme and who is not. This is the bare minimum you can do: Vote."
Ngl, i do fear that Science-Fans are too casual about Science-Denial
and do not realize how hyper-important it is right now to vote
or even run themselves for Office, as Telltale proposes.
Thanks for featuring my sub again! Glad you enjoyed the rampant lunacy found within.
"The sun upgrades your DNA."
Without the ozone layer it would upgrade it a lot harder.
Nobody has ever felt electricity? The tongue of my 7 year old self and his 9 volt block battery disagree
Tastes metallic, right?
I'm an electrician. Been shocked a hundred times. I can feel it really clearly.
This is a taser. Don't worry, according to you you won't feel anything. Now hold still...
Fly a kite during a lightning storm!
Eh, don't worry. I have a new miracle machine that will allow even the most staunch and resistant believer to feel electricity. They just need to hold these two metal handles while i stand a few dozen feet away and throw this switch...
"Electricity is a mystery. No one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it."........
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ok then, science time. pass me that taser and if you'd so kindly stand over there please this won't take long.... ;) :)
Seriously 🤣
Wait, did they never see the hair raising demo using a Van de Graaff generator, an insulated platform and an unsuspecting kid?
Also, the very senses of observing, hearing and feeling would not work without electricity.
The only people who can't tell you what electricity feels like are the ones who felt it the most when they sat in Old Sparky.
This one was a surprise to me. The science deniers usually believe in one physical phenomenon only and this is electromagnetism (usually intertwined with Tesla fanboyism). I never saw someone denying electricity. Don't they use it like the Amish?
I saw that on another debunking channel. It's from a bible school science text (or something of the sort).
It also depicted people in jeans and polo shirts hunting dinosaurs with pocket knives.
No. I did not make that up.
I've loved that electricity bit from a creationist "science textbook"
"Creationist science textbook"... now there's an oxymoron.
Facebook is full of outlandish "science" theories. They go viral in meme format all the time.
Facebook is full of idiots.
The worst thing about that is the memes becomes truth to these numpties.
Facebook. You get swamped by absolute garbage even from "friends" just sharing nonsense. I was getting tired of telling them to stop sharing crap with me. And they were getting offended. UNINSTALLED!
@@mangojulie123 yeah. Got rid of it ages ago. Amazing how much of an effect it has.
@@mangojulie123 I got rid of Facebook because my timeline was filled with people pretending they have mental health problems. As someone who was genuinely diagnosed with anxiety and struggles it’s infuriating to see people use mental health to attention seek, seem relatable or too get likes.
"And no, I wouldn't eat those brownies, they have dog ____ in them." THANK YOU DAN! Reality still matters. 👏
Caliente peros = Hot dog
There’s an acceptable amount of rat poo in your cereal and pus in your milk. Get over it.
@@AnkhAnanku there's an acceptable amount of lead in your tap water
@@ferociousfeind8538 oof. Is it acceptable or is it “acceptable”?
@@AnkhAnanku the numbers should be VERY low. Usually the number is zero, and the acceptable amount is measured in, what... singular parts per billion? As in, for every one billion water molecules, there is an allowance for like... six atoms of lead
I love how you respond to the homophobes Dan! Thank you so much, especially for your response in this episode. They are just a bunch of people that spread negativity for no reason. You are an awesome person! 😁
Calling people “morons” and accusing them of “spreading hate” in the same sentence seems a little hypocritical…
@@medicone5673 Good point. I’ve edited it now. Thank you for the helpful feedback. Have a great evening. 👍
@@medicone5673 Eh, turnabout is fair play.
@@medicone5673 It's not hypocritical in the slightest. Homophobia often stems from low intelligence. The term "moron" is factual in respect to a lot of these people.
Meanwhile at Facebook: "Can't we just turn it off for another five hours? These people need to sort themselves out."
@mugwump Just bin it altogether, along with twitter, instagram etc...
Well if you’ve been paying any attention you’d see that Facebook has been propping up sensationalism. So why would they want to keep it off to have people sort anything out when that’s the opposite of their business platform?
Right after watching this video i had to read like 5 different volumes from DirectScience to... to stand up to some parts of my brain that wanted to die of stupidity .
Dan, i dont know how you do it, but I wouldn't be physically capable of going through such a mass of nonsense.
great vid, cheers!
💚
Amused and terrified at the same time. What these people are (not) thinking ?! Great vid.
Bad science, or as I like to describe it. "Make up crap to suit my own narrative and declare myself a genius."
Share the video with friends and family.
JOIN THE DAN CULT.
IS that you Fauci?!
That’s also what evolution is because there’s no evidence for it. You’re saying the start of the universe was caused by an explosion and before that there was nothing!
So nothing caused an explosion?!
And you have no case for matter and energy, how it got here!
You have no case for the law of entropy how death came into existence and decline and decay!
Why don’t you ask me how those things came about?
It’s hard to believe in a theory when its beginning foundations have giant questions that are still not answered!
@@jjphank unless you believe in God, just because we are currently missing answers, doesn’t mean they aren’t there. It’s like saying ‘oh I don’t know the answer to this maths question therefore it mustn’t and the whole concept is wrong’ the answers are there we just haven’t worked them out yet
@@mrg1700 yeah we have answers for your questions we have a valid Theory that even Aaron Ra Has to admit, it’s a probable theory, concerning the laws of thermodynamics!
He said he’s not interested in the beginning of the universe on one of his recent videos because he would have to include the creationist theory of how thermodynamics got here!
Your questions on your theories can be answered already!
that’s why I’m here to help people out, ask and you shall receive!
Thanks for all you do truthmandan. Love from the UK.
Oh man...I could listen to you give these snarky responses to Facebook posts for hours. Pure gold man.
I was dying at the urine part, wow, that is crazy that people do that and don't realize Dan's brilliant solution for the smell, nutters
FANCY a golden shower?
women used to do this to get blonde hair. I think because of the ammonia but that was hundreds of years ago.
@@paddyandhisguitar2831 The Romans used piss to bleach their laundry, then rinsed it out after!
@@DMSProduktions now that’s a toga party
@@paddyandhisguitar2831 Indeedy do!
Wow, idk how I missed the other video in this series you mentioned in this one but I'm off to find it now! I really enjoyed this one a LOT, thanks!
That was great Dan. Thank you.
Thank you for this morning laugh in Australia.
Want to see many more of these videos.
Thanks Dan for reminding me that I am right for not wasting my precious time with facebook . Keep up the good work.
Thoroughly entertaining. Would love some more debunking to each post for educational purposes.
"no one has seen, heard, or felt electricity"
>lightning strike victims, for the most glaringly obvious example against this
Amazing how this channel has grown throughout the last 2 years
ScimanDan is a Living Legend!
Dan had 3200 subs when I subbed. Come a long way.
I was here for "Gate Guy"
@@dogwalker666 classic! Funnily enough I watched that again the other day. The guitar riff!
11:01 Dan's character-break, followed shortly by a break of sanity.
"What the fffff...."
Wow, SciManDan is in great shape! More Reddit! This is excellent!
MORE AGENT
@@spoodlydoodler3552 Alright! Noted! :D
Facebook science is most cringiest thing out there, you can really make series with it mate😂
Sorry but……most cringe or cringiest…..sorry
Definitely agreed. It's also very cringy to me when people put the word "most" in front of another word with "iest" at the end.
@@dementus420 That's the mostest cringiest cringier thing everest!
@@dementus420 it's also inane and cringe to use your first and last name as a username.
I cleaned out a house where squatters had been once.. There was a 6-month-old bottle of pee. Someone threw it in the trash, and it busted open.. The smell was downright disgusting and almost completely intolerable. And we got a dude who was aging it for a full year and gulping it down?? Facebook Science FTW!
This is why I'm glad I don't use facebook.
I actually deleted my fb account yesterday.Too much fake news and hatred.
I shut down my account months ago because I was only checking it for direct messages once a year.
I'm so tired of this FB accusing that's going on recently! People posting stupid things is not the platform's fault. There are people who are using FB normally, keeping contact with friends - sometimes foreign friends - is a good thing. FB is great for promotion too for example to writers, artists etc.
@def creator I can assure you that none of my friends are fake and neither what they share so this is WTF??
@@kirschakos Facebook recommends things based on things you've read in the past, or your friends like, even if it's hateful stuff or fake news. That whistleblower said that Facebook refuses to do anything about hateful and fake news because that kinda stuff gets people coming back and interacting in the comments, thus making more money for FB. It's a toxic platform. I deleted it over 12 months ago.
You can't call it bad science, as it's as far from science as you can get!!
Just gonna take a planetcetamol for my moon hangover.
I wonder how others accept it as an excuse for why people aren’t going to work?
Was it that bottle of wine I had ?.. no it was the moon
In America we call it acetamoonaphen.
What I love about Dan is complete and utter enthusiasm he has when educating us plebs lol.
Agreed Indeed!
@Nate Cross guest spot on 'How?'
Speak for yourself 🤣🤣🤣
You’re not that smart whenhalf of your videos are against flat Earthers!
Also signed up at 1440 and love it. Been a subbie for Dan since he was sitting under the window, long ago in a video far, far away.
This video made me feel quite sad. I'm glad Dan made it, but sad that it's necessary.
Same. I always have that reaction when I am reminded of the absolutely monumental stupidity that we are faced with.
This channel makes me sad that so many people don’t actually know about science they just believe whatever they’re told!
You’re beginning foundations Are unanswered by your evolutionary colleagues!
Nothing created An explosion??
Every time we observe nothing, nothing happens!
And then… Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed how did I get here? and then entropy & death came into the universe When everything was getting so good without death cuz of evolution!
You guys cannot explain these things
@@jjphank Comments such as yours make me sad that so many people haven't yet learned to express themselves properly. :(
@@irrelevant_noob thanks for the heads up I fixed the typos!
Evolution is a lie! Design is the truth because that’s what we see!
@@jjphank well if you insist...
"You’re beginning foundations" - so you haven't fixed shit... Also, as clearly evidenced by yourself you DON'T need to understand the foundations of a technology (like computers) to be able to use it.
"Nothing created An explosion??" - nope, that's just your people's ignorant interpretation.
"Every time we observe nothing, nothing happens!" -- please provide ANY single example of anyone observing "nothing".
"Matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed" - yes they can, nuclear physics literally study that.
"how did I get here?" - your parents had sex and approximately 9 months later your mother gave birth.
"and then entropy & death came into the universe" - not at all, entropy is just a property and very likely always existed; and death is a facet of life.
"You guys cannot explain these things" - projecting much?
"I fixed the typos!" - doesn't seem like it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Evolution is a lie!" - which part, specifically? And how do you know?
"Design is the truth because that’s what we see!" - what is your criteria for judging if something is designed or not?
You can never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Just when I think I haven't underestimated human stupidity someone proves me wrong. Sometimes that person is me.
@@christophercripps7639 You got there before I could, but I agree with you 100% on both points.
Well I wouldn’t be talking If I were you when you can trace your family tree back to the dolphins or Apes or whatever!
@@jjphank Why, do dolphins and apes not have the physical equipment for speech, or is it embarrassing to outdo them?
@@advorak8529 they cannot speak but certain parrots can speak English and maybe other languages!
So that blows up your world tree! you better trace your family tree back to the parrots, Not the apes!
I found the textbook online, the one with the passage about electricity. From what I can tell, it originally came out in 1976 and was never really changed.
For reference, Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment was in 1752.
If only Facebook existed when I was younger, I could have skipped university and became an expert in my field just by reading some stuff.
But that's what university is at its core. :)
You still can. It's never too late to ride the crazy train.
@@simond.455 Thing is, if I wrote down the daftest thing I can think of, it doesn't come close to this stuff. Like the 'if I don't eat animals, they will stop eating each other'!
You seem to misunderstand, to become a facebook scientist, all you have to do is declare yourself smarter than actual scientists and propose a non-sensical hypothesis and mistakenly use the term "theory" instead of "hypothesis," but the key is to make sure you have zero demonstrable evidence and label it as fact.
Unfortunately if you ever attended any form of education institute beyond pre-school, you are already overeducated for the job.
@@jollybodger You would say that - those nano-worms are controlling you
"You know of any rocks that glow??"
... Yes????
Thank you Dan for the hard work you up in, it’s really appreciated!
Really enjoyed this one, Dan. I sometimes have trouble getting through your videos because the of misguided and dangerously moronic people you talk about but this one was good! Keep up the good work, mate
Some of these are absolutely hilarious, sadly there are people who actually believe them. That can be quite dangerous.
ITS EVERYWHERE!!
It overruns us!
Yes I agree with you. it’s dangerous to believe in things when there’s no evidence for them, I’m talking about evolution!
Zero transitional fossils now they changed the theory again. Recombinant DNA is a death program every time!
Polonium halos prove the earth is young!
the lack of supernovas show that the universe is young.
So unless you start looking for truth you just talked about yourself and projected onto somebody else what you’re doing!
@@jjphank That's the lovely thing about the internet in general and UA-cam in particular, anybody can write any old bollox they like with no need to ensure that anything they type is true.
You are correct, there are absolutely no transitional fossils just as long as you ignore all the transitional fossils. There are thousands but if you choose to believe that none of them exist, be my guest.
There is no evidence to support the idea of an old earth and no evidence to support the idea of evolution - just as long as you ignore DNA, the fossil record, archaeology, cosmology, embryology, dendrochronology, biology, chemistry and every other branch of science too.
On the other hand the evidence for a young earth poofed into existence by willpower and the power of speech by some sort of supernatural entity casting a spell is absolutely overwhelming (yes, that's sarcasm).
I know you won't be able to resist replying, you people cannot help yourself but you can be assured that I have no intention of entering into yet another pointless exchange with a science denier. Have a good day.
No, he was talking about statements like yours being dangerous. Spreading misleading info to others under the guise of "truth".
I was replying to J. Haskins tin foilish comment, btw.
Very entertaining SciManDan!
One thing I know for sure is that bizarre ideas like these, have always been & will always be a part of humanity.
So very sad.. 🥲
Has it seriously been a month since the first Facebook Science episode?
Wow! How time flies!
Or did it time fly by? According to the ancients time doesn't exist.
😂😂
Noone has ever observed or felt electricity?
Lightning would like to have a word here...
i think that page might be meant to be referring to electrons rather than electricity. and how they are in everything but need a voltage to push them around. and what you feel is probably just the current and voltage and not the actual electrons because they were always inside you.
There’s a fair few people put to death in the electric chair that want a word (or would if they could)
_I_ have certainly felt electricity. I felt it pick me up and deposit me in a heap on the floor when I was working on a mis-wired forced air furnace.
And half a century ago, I also helped an electrician who was changing lamps in our school gym scoreboard. His method of detecting whether the lamp socket was still working (as opposed to just the lamp being burnt out) was to stick his very dry finger in it. If he felt the electricity, he knew the lamp was the culprit.
@@docostler A lot of older electricians did the very same thing. Not at all uncommon. It's really nothing more than a tickle, albeit a rather strong one, if that isn't self-contradictory.
The Bible talks about electricity speaking Job 38:35 “were you there when I created the lightnings and they say ‘here we are“.
It’s talking about communication through Electricity/light rays. 3300 years later, James Maxwell discovered that light rays and electricity are two forms of the same thing!
Don’t believe that? Then stop using a cell phone
Dan, I salute your composure. I was sitting here facepalming and cursing. Who comes up with shit like this?
Keep them coming Dan!
Dolphins - so long and thanks for all the fish.
YES!
LOVED it, SciManDan!
Next time, give us a heads-up about releasing one of these videos. I'll set myself up with beer and take a drink every time I laugh out loud at their assumptions. I'll proabably be thoroughly drunk by the end of the video, but I will have enjoyed it very much!
When we say your taking the piss, we don't mean drinking, or using as shampoo.
I generally avoid drinking shampoo, and, pissing bubbles worries me.
@@Graeme_Lastname 🤣
Also, do any of these pee drinkers look at regular shampoo and think "mmmm smoothie"! And aged urine? I guess expired milk is a good thing too? Expired mayonnaise might work as a good bowel cleanse.....🤣
You can actually hear Dan psyching himself up to continue reading at 11:58
“There are more ways to be wrong than to be correct.” True.
12:55 it is a bit scary on how misguided people can be on how vaccines work. I saw something in Florida where a private school is requiring students who get the COVID-19 vaccine to stay home for 30 days; however also in Florida if a student is exposed to someone with COVID-19 they can return to school if they are not showing any symptoms.
Have you heard that Covid vaccines have caused death?
If you have not you’re watching fake news! It just happened yesterday with Colin Powell
@@jjphank Nope. Colin Powell was fighting cancer. Like I am. You must be ignorant of what that treatment does to your body. You immune system is compromised badly. Any infection is dangerous. Seeing as vaccines work with your immune system to kill viral infections, it should take a person with below average intelligence a few seconds to figure out why this is bad. I will spell it out - the benefits of the vaccine are directly dependent on a strong, functioning immune system...once again, Colin did not have that. Hope your ignorance is cured. Currently sitting in a chemo ward. About 30 people I can see. The children have their own ward. Imagine the harm if I had stood next to a selfish, ignorant, maskless you and picked up covid. I would be spreading it around the ward right now. Funny how your "real news" site didn't mention his cancer. Same site that hasn't educated you how vaccines and immune systems work. Wonder why they left that info out?
@@jjphank vaccinated individuals never gotten Covid from the vaccine or spread Covid to someone because of the vaccine. Shedding is a myth. The school knows this. They just want to punish students for not being blindly loyal to their scienceless ideology.
@@cecilbrisley5185 sure there’s a list somewhere of all the people that died of Covid they didn’t have weak immune systems When they had received both shots of the vaccine! Things being taken down and censored all the time doesn’t help the truth to get out!
I’ll pray for your cancer that Jesus shows up in your life and heals it And your turn to him! my wife had cancer and several people that I know!
Mean while there is real news and fake news there is real science and fake science!
Nothing is true until it’s proven to be so!
Nothing created a giant explosion- no that’s impossible!
@@rticle15 yeah people to get the vaccine do get Covid you been watching the wrong news! and they’re letting in hundreds of thousands of people across the border that have Covid and not doing anything about it!
It’s all a power-play
We need a shirt that says... "Dear, oh dear..." Or "Oh My Days..." With a Sciman Dan logo... Make it happen... Lol
Incredulity Alert would be a good one.
Also bloody hell
Awww, bless
@@calculator4482 😅
Definitely "Bloody Hell!"
I want a “what in the blue blazers” t-shirt 🤣
Why do I get the feeling that "animals only kill each other..." has a very malnourished cat?
vegans. they have to be or peta worker.
Never been this early! Love your work Sci Man Dan!
Have a great rest of your day/night everyone
You too, bud
I can't, it's a full moon....
If only the moon would let me...😞
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nooowwoooooooooooo!
These were awesome! I was having a low day but this has cheered me up!
As a vegan I can definitely say that I’ve never thought, nor met a vegan that thinks other animals only kill each other because humans do.
As a Non-vegan, I can confirm vegans are nuts
How does you being a vegan have anything to do with this.
Are you not just fulfilling the meme of the ''I'm vegan and I have to announce it to everyone all the time?''
@@alandouglas2789 As a vegan, I can confirm anti-vegans are as fucking clueless as sex offenders or pedophiles.
@@jonathanallard2128 What about the concept that some of us vegans take antinatalist animal rights veganism as seriously as space fanatics take going to outer space or antiabortionists take ending abortion or pro-gun people take making guns legal or anti-pedophilia people take ending pedophilia or anti-politician voters announce how they think they are somehow magically "so much more ethical" in some MEANINGLESS garbage way than politicians like Hilary Clinton or Bill Clinton or Donald Trump?
@@theultimatereductionist7592 most people that are antiestablishment are clueless. Anti-meat eaters included. Are you anti-meat eating or just vegan? I’m not anti-vegan,
Please give us more, Dan! What a hoot (except for the urine users)!
I admire the effort put into these graphics.
"my wrinkles have mostly disappeared"
It makes you brain smooth as your un-wrinkled skin.
URINE is OK to use externally! It has too many of your blood's TOXINS in it to reingest! That's WHY you excrete it every few hrs!
It's the usual treatment for sea urchin or jelly fish stings!
So have her friends.
Remember that episode of Flipper where Flipper invented cold fusion?
No, you don't, because the Illuminati edited it out.
It's all in the Vatican archives.
I see. But I remember the episode where he gave the man from Atlantis a cross bar home after one too many at the sand bar.
I chuckled hard at this.
you can find the outtakes on Facebook, I'm sure.
Proving the intelligence of dolphins and the existence of the Illuminati in one stroke.
Dam, the fact that you have enough source material to continue Tinfoil Tuesday’s and Flat Earth Friday respectively, just scares the living shit out of me.
"the sea can calm you" tell that to the people in the Titanic.
It did when another boat got there most was just floating around doing nothing ☹️
Well, the sea CAN calm you.
Even those people on the Titanic ended up very, very calm...
"masks leads to increased homosexual behavour"
sooo that's why I've gotten more homosexual over quarantine
I lost it when they called Carbon the element of the beast. Three 6s isn't the same as six hundred and sixty-six. And that's not even the number of the beast.
That explains why I think Ryan Reynolds is so good looking, bloody masks. Lol
First you have a doctor inject some RNA into you, then a dude shooting his DNA into you. That's just how it works.
I guess there must be an increase in homosexuality after every Halloween. Explains why all those doctors, miners, auto detailers and drywallers are so flaming gay! 🙄
@@thunderflare59 667 - The Neighbour of the Beast.
Scimandan, please keep these videos coming. They are priceless!
"Carbon is the mark of the beast"
Do those people know we're made out of carbon?
But then again, we are, as a species, not very nice ..
They are always so close. Now just use this to try and convince them that humans are animals.
Ssshhhh, you can't tell them that, their head's will explode.
What am I saying? They'll just deny it - pesky science always trying to prove them wrong.
@7:00 Everybody gangsta until they receive a fishbowl engraved with the words "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
Slight stutter at the end and you looking rather baffled was something I didn't know I needed to see until just now.
It never ceases to amaze me that 12C statment. Carbon has a 13C isotope for example, i.e. 6e-, 6p+ and 7 n0. Does that mean that 13C is not so evil as 12C?
Er, I've felt electricity.
Don't try this at home.
I know, I was like, “Is this book strictly for Amish kids? Has none of these people ever gotten a shock before??”
I think anyone who believes this & repeats it deserves a Good Tasing 🤭
Definitely do another. The amount of creativity in these is highly entertaining. I need to create something...say, The shapeshifting, alien lizard Queen of England eats the eggs used to incubate the Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine. We know lizards like eggs, the Queen loves eggs, therefore she's the biggest VAX supporter so she'll have an endless diabolical food supply! Pass this on to Facebook, Reddit, etc. and let's get next month's SciManDan episode started!
Urine is not designed to leave our body, our body has evolved to expel it. I know Dan didn't mean "designed" in the literal sense, but someone's gonna cherry pick that slip lmao
lets say it this way:
urine is the garbage the body has no use for.
And no. This garbage is already broken down to the smallest pieces, there is no way for the body to "recycle" them (other then the water)
Dave’s not here.
Everything is designed. it’s microscopic, all these tiny microbes are working together in a designed way!
So you ought to rethink your worldview as you start looking for truth instead of just believing what you’re told!
@@jjphank No competent designer would do such a poor job
@@rticle15 A competent designer would do such a poor job in making things so complex? yeah that makes a whole Lotta sense!
33 billion lines in the human genome sequence of our DNA enough to fill the Grand Canyon full of books up to 50 times of one person’s DNA!
The tiniest bacteria cell weighs less than 10 to the -12 g and is made up of the intricate molecular machinery!
Horton hears a who how about you??
Making my morning coffee while hearing about people spraying aged urine on themselves... really sad to see what we have come to nowadays.
You are much more patient man than I am. I'd go screaming off the end of the dock over these asinine posts.
I dont know what I find more funny, the Facebook scientists or your reaction to them 🤣
It does make me glad I’m not on fb now though
"If you get sick just absorb energy from Jupiter and you will be inmortal"
-Scintist 2021
What's inmortal?
Wow dan, i Really liked the ad of this video. Just what i needed it!!
I can almost feel Dan were holding in his laugh from reading those posts.
That or holding back a "What the fu-"
@@shinomori69 yeps. You can see when hes reacting on the "urine hair sprayer" part.
Everybody knows Facebook is where real men get their science
If your mean like "doing things the most difficult way" then it's a surprisingly good analogy. ;)
Just when I thought these couldn't get worse you have to prove me wrong. I almost got a bruise on my forehead from these ones.
They did remind me of some conversations I've had on Facebook though. People trying to argue about physics when they really have no idea what they are talking about.
Zack: "I read somewhere that dolphins may be smarter than people"
Leonard: "They may be smarter than _some_ people"
Zack: "Perhaps we should do an experiment"
Sheldon: "That should be fairly easy, all we would need is an Olympic-sized swimming pool and a bucket of whatever bite-size treats you find fashionable"
Zack: "... I don't get it"
Leonard: "A dolphin might"
Good one!!
SciManDan says that these videos are "very enjoyable to do". For the first time, I have to questiont his sanity...
This is next level. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It's a good addition to your channel though :)