This Man Thinks He's Cleverer Than Einstein
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Channel 432 Health has shared a video of a man who claims to have debunked Einstein and Newton. It truly is a Dunning-Kruger fest, because the confidence that he shows is quite simply remarkable.
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Pseudoscience believing sheep !
@@flipflat4814 perfect description of flat earthers.
He sure liked using 0 for values he doesn’t understand… In a way this guy is an embodiment of “the missing dollar” riddle
Are you sure this wasn’t some psychological class on how the projection of confidence dupes people?
@@Alysm-Aviation You believe people are walking upside down below your feet, that's just crazy.
@@flipflat4814 can you answer a very simple question for me?
Why is all navigation based on a globe?
I only recently found out that Albert Einstein was a real person..
All this time I thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
*angrily presses the like-button*
Underrated 😂😂
👍😂
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Badum tish
If someone starts the story with "I talked to a group of very high level people", you instantly know it's fiction.
They were probably the globe busters
He talked to a group of very high! People.
I'd be wondering if he asked them where they're keeping the Ark of the Covenant..?
He was also very high.
@@Skeptical_Numbat He'd probably tell them that 'they're digging in the wrong place'
That’s nothing! I proved that Tesla was illiterate, Stephen Hawking was a woman, and that Carl Sagan never existed! Well, I wrote it on a whiteboard, so it has to be true! 😂
Dam magnets man, they make a mess of everything we think is true!
Did you write in on a white board in front of a lot of ‘high level people’ …? Because if not…it didn’t happen 🤦🏻♀️
@@MelanaC idk if they were 'high level', i think they were just 'high'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You forgot your magnet.
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
“What, no I didn’t say that, don’t believe everything you see on Facebook.” - Albert Einstein
@@cosmologicalturtle9528 These jokes are never funny.
@@wafflebloke It's impossible for something to be not funny because zero does not exist in our universe. There's just different levels to it, some things are level 10 funny whereas others maybe like .0043
@@pro-socialsociopath769.
Well, there's a 0% chance the dude in the video disproved maths and science. He just made a bunch of false equivilancies.
In which case, 0 does exist in the universe.
@@AverageCommentor Yes, human beings rounding to zero to make things easier for them to comprehend does certainly exist. People need to work with discrete objects. ;)
"Chief Petty Officer Hans, do you know what you've done?"
"I've upset..."
"Mr Hans, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it."
That’s how the conversation really went down
@Jamie Greig he comes off as quite bitter towards these alleged professors and naval officers. I think he must of been called out for being an idiot before being demoted.
Of we have entered the realm of fantasy here
"I've upset..."
😄👍🏼
@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid this guy desperately wants to feel important/smart
This guy has an incredible amount of smugness for someone so wrong.
I wish I had half the comfidense in anithing in my life.....
Like Sciman Dan said: prime Dunning-Kruger material.
He's the type it would be impossible to have any conversation with on any subject. Poster boy for pomposity.
It goes together. The more convinced you are you are smarter than everyone else, the less likely you are to actually be correct, as you don't listen when people tell you that you are wrong, and hence just accumulate wrongness.
Smugger than Lord Smug Smuggington from Smugsville in Smugsfordshire.
He said "What you humans think". This gives us more insight into his psyche than anything else in this video.
THIS - I was surprised Dan didn't mention this as I caught this too.
I mean, if you are so above us that you take the unrelated symbol we use for Infinity and start measuring it by comparing it to 2 circles, you pretty much already ascended. Can't wait to see what he does next, debunk Electricity since electric current is I and that looks like a 1?
That was the golden cherry on top, rly.... XD
Wait until he finds out that some of the dogs and penguins I've talked to also "think" this.
Missed that bit. Time stamp?
I shudder to think what he'd be capable of doing when he realizes that one ball of clay, plus 3 balls of clay, are equal to one ball of clay when you mix them together! Mind=blown!
get on that right away, nobel prize awaits!
I demand to see your mathematical equations to prove how this can photosynthesis
Clay plus clay equals clay?
Et voila, a man.
I used to have "Eureka!" scientific discoveries like this when I was five. My mother would pat me on the head and tell me, "That's fascinating, but you still have to go to school and learn everything else." God bless you, Mom; you kept me from this man's fate.
God bless her indeed, mate! I hope she is safe and well
I know that the Education system sometimes screw people in the back, but refusing education outright is not the solution. And I hate people who think they are much better without proper education from schools. Because refusing education leads people to believe this dungfest.... Heck educated people can be susceptible, let alone illiterates
But magnets bruh, MAGNETS!!!
Given his ability to spout total bollocks with complete confidence, I believe this man has a bright future in politics.
Oof
Or as a news reporter. But only corporate news like CNN or Fox News.
Not sure Dan is interested in politics.
@@mrsensibletimewastingarrog4185 Yeah but you know what he means. And it's funny.
He's Bojo's personal mentor.
I'm a physicist and I believe him when he says he told others in academia and they turned white. I was left absolutely speechless with every word he said, I have never seen things go so wrong before. Even the worst first years I've seen that have failed the course 3 times are still lightyears ahead of this. Honestly, when someone comes to me upset and thinks they are dumb for not understanding the material, I'm going to show them this.
First years? Highschoolers have more common sense than this! You can figure out this is crap from the very first moment you understand how forces and energy work. But the whole thing just speaks volumes to Dunning-Kruger's curve. He does not understand the absolute basics of anything, and yet calls everyone stupid...
I'm not even in physics, but it made me feel better.
I'm not a physicist at all, but that bs that he did with the magnet in his E=MC2 debunk left me absolutely flabbergasted. The rest was just laughable, but that one? Did he actually not realize that the magnet DOES fall when he would use a board that has no metal in/behind it (not to speak of just putting the thing on a scale to determine mass)?
How on earth does this guy take himself serious?
Have you try tell any Flat Earther why we know that Earth is a globe? I have... It's like trying to explain very very high math to people who can't even read. Most of the time I am just blown away about how stupid they can be. And I need to be very cold-headed because last time when I did say one Flerf idiot I get 30 days fb prison. So dumb was what he did write to me that all that I can say to that was: You are Idiot! Those physics on what where in this video have been clear last 30+ years but it is just because I have IQ146 (I did make Mensa test 20 years ago) with Asperger what gets me learn skills fast if I am interested to those but I never learn Swedish even it was one language in school with English what we need to learn, I really was so bad on that that if they can give me smaller than F (4-) but there was nothing smaller to give ;)
Long ago when I was a PhD student I went to the American Physical Society annual conference. My favorite session was what I called "the crackpot session," full of people like this. It was highly entertaining.
Several of the presenters had fundamental misunderstandings and thought they had debunked theories hundreds of years old. I didn't bother trying to correct anyone. It was clear they had no interest in being corrected.
He also adds the number and says it’s ”1470” while writing ”1440”
Very sharp mind indeed.
I love how he begins by debunking all of modern mathematics, and then proceeds to use math to disprove everything else
Yes I thought the same xDDDD
He’s using the fire to destroy the fire
I think the moral of the story here is that if you just say "fuck it" and modify the rules of logic, you can arrive at any conclusion you want! Politicians perfected that craft looooong loong before this dude did.
That was not math, but gibberish. It's like saying "gaforninploutishplen, I am right! You can't prove me wrong". He's technically not wrong about most of the things he say because they don't mean anything
Mathematics is neutral....the Einstein fraud is NOT.... Remember, this gentleman can
actually show examples. You will notice the "SciManDan" can only offer nothing
but "shaming language"......
He said he was 28 years old when he met the "high level people". They probably laughed him out of the room and he's been bitter and delusional ever since!
The "high level people" were a teddy bear, an action man, a wet floor sign and the cleaner at the psychiatric ward he was in.
Probably more likely that he was 28 years old when he failed a first-year physics education program when he wanted to switch to engineering from his paper pushing job in the navy.
Based on his later comments I suspect he tried this ridiculous lecture on some high ranking military people and self destructed his career, whatever that was.
Yes, if they existed, I think we know why he left the Navy. Poor fella.
He missed out there part where he met them when he was emptying their bins
This guy's either a master level parody or the most confident insane man on earth.
This has got to be a spoof. No one is this daft.
I thought so, too. This is parody, hopefully....
@@spudmcdougal369 i was thinking the same thing. :-)
This guy is absolutely out of his mind.
@@spudmcdougal369 I assure you many people are this daft, or dafter.
I love how he says "You Humans" Like he's a deity 💀
Even after what is obviously many years since being in the Navy, this guy still has an enormous chip on his shoulder against everybody who passed the officer's exam. He is the real Arnold Rimmer.
He has defo had a gazpacho soup moment and let it get to him. Probs signs all his corrispondance off with BSC SSC.
Just give him some chicken vindaloo, it should cheer him right up
Actually I'd argue that AR knows he's inept and does everything he can to cheat the system. He knows he'll never pass the engineers exam (even tried to cheat once remember), and js always looking for a new angle to get promoted. This guy clearly flatly believes he is right when he is so fantastically wrong. And that's very sad because I don't think there's any way you could convince him otherwise.
Well, at least he still has his “Swimming Certificate”.
Points for referencing Arnold Rimmer! LOL 😆
Are we SURE this isn’t satire? I cannot fathom that this guy is actually being serious
This guy has been ridiculed all his life....and the sad thing is he doesn't see it....If he has been put in front of a blackboard in military its been to get a few laughs from co-workers...
@@SlamSector exactly.. he was invited into the officers mess to give one of his "presentations" so everyone could have a good laugh I suspect.
This guy is 100% trolling everyone xD
I've met plenty of bullshitters who are deadly serious when they tell you that it was them who killed Osama Bin Laden, or that they were a personal bodyguard of the Royal Family. And they all talk in EXACTLY the same arrogant and superior way that this guy does.
@@iansavage1666 Yes same here. I've known quite a few "I've done and seen it all" guys
"Do you realize what you've just done?"
"Debunked science"
"Well, I mean you're doing great on disproving evolution but no"
:D
And all the Navy officers thought "so all those ships we sunk using newtonian mechanics to direct the guns are still out there,.... waiting?"
Ya got me. LOL.
Actually, evolution includes mutations. And only a very few mutations actually move a species in a positive direction. This fellow is an example of a mutation that fits with most. It doesn't advance the human race unless he was an example that helped triggered the realization of the Dunning-Kruger "effect".
@@scyz2807 Perhaps. I feel it is a pity he is not getting the medical treatment that he seems to need. I don't think that all the people who show up in SMD's review need help, but I think this guy does. However, I am not a mental health professional.
Dude makes me feel like an expert at math
If we could power a lightbulb via the power of unearned confidence, this man could power the entire country of England for the rest of his life.
Although the source would immediately be stabbed innumerable times, due to it being England
@@hungryburger1170you just had to go ruin it, didn't ya.
@@hungryburger1170 Oh yes - I get stabbed at least 3 times a day - it's a real chore.
What planet do bigoted arseh0les live on, & are you lonely there?
Covid would have blown the grid. Excess youth deaths confirmed by insurers. These data are phenomenal
bro dont do this, he could create a black hole unimaginable big that will eat the whole universe in a blink of an eye...
"Do you know what you've actually done?"
"You earned yourself that discharge from the navy for phycological difficulties, and we're so glad we spoke with you before you deployed on that submarine and endangered the entire crew. Thank you for speaking with us today."
Allegedly.
If I ever get drafted, this is how I'm walking out of the army.
@@MrRolnicek What's that Mr.Roinicek? Is that a little smirk? Come now, you don't really believe this bilge. Just trying to get out of the service. After all, we've all seen this before. Back on duty for you.
I have a genuine military submarine story that is also rather fun. A long time ago the British MoD was looking to improve the efficiency of their next generation of submarines and asked a group of academic mathematicians to come up with an improvement for insulating the skin of the vessel. The mathematicians went away and spent a considerable amount of time and money thinking about the issue. Their recommendation? create a perfect vacuum within the skin. I will leave it as an exercise to readers as to why the MoD decided to reject this proposal for a vessel that needs to be able to dive to great depths.
@@MrRolnicek he's not in the army.
_""You earned yourself that discharge from the navy for_ phycological _difficulties"._ Great terminology -- I reckon he does have a blend of psychological and pharmacological difficulties. 😁
Watching this magnet guy reminds me of the quote:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Not heard that quote before but I fucking love it!
Abraham Lincoln?
@@binomesprite7829 It's biblical IIRC.
@@DickHolman Its a Mark Twain quote
That's funny cause for me it reminded me of a different quote:
"Fuckin magnets how do they work?" -Insane Clown Posse
If somebody writes on a board '1 + 1 = ?', i always try to get out of the room as quickly as possible.
(because nothing good has ever followed that question 😂)
A Window
Thanks for the advice. That makes more sense than anything he said.
Guy is completely living within his own head. He’s the guy at the bar who latches onto you and goes on and on about how he created a perpetual motion machine but “they” covered it up to protect big oil. There’s a lot of this going on now in America.
UK too, brother. It's another epidemic!
And that is exactly what he has been doing for years, selling perpetual motion systems, cold fusion concepts and free energy systems.... the reason he gets the laws of physics wrong is because they don't apply to him or his inventions...send more money now before the oil companies shut him down is the same schtick in each of his past gifts to mankind, I was able to find... I honestly don't know if he's a con man, or crazy, maybe a bit of both.
Not The They!
Yea, i met that guy, he took me to his warehouse, where he had a cylinder roughly 2' wide and 3' tall, lined with 8 magnets on the inside, within that was a t shaped crank shaft with magnets on the ends of both sides. He spun the shaft one time with his hand, and it proceeded to spin at about 5000 rpm for the hour i was there. He said he was flipping the polarity of each magnet, one by one, around the cylinder, causing the shaft to spin around. He wouldn't tell me how he was doing that, but he had a coil wired to each magnet on the cylinder, that was wired up to a 12v battery and a controller. For all i know, he could have had an electric motor attached at the bottom, that was actually powering it, but it didn't look like it. He told me an island country had bought his invention, and was moving him there to start replacing their combustion engines with his motor. When i went back to his warehouse 2 weeks later, the place was empty, and he was gone. Could have all been a con, to get someone to invest, or buy his invention, or?
@@klubstompers sounds like you're describing a motor :D powered by a 12v battery :D
Every time this guy steps on a stick and snaps it in two he's "trashing Euclidean mathematics".
One stick turning into two sticks without adding anymore sticks??? How can this be?
I actually did a LOL here
Exactly,
And where's the dog in your "two sticks" theory? Perhaps he simply "barked"? (sorry).
Seriously Dan, this has to be the best chuckle I've in ages. Thanks!
@@SciManDan Sci?Man?Dan, I see you found another person that you are SLIGHTLY smarter than !
@@studygodsword5937 why so bitter? Jealousy?
This feels like the geek version of a Monty Python skit. He's clearly insane and he seems to actually believe he is right. I would definitely like to see more of this whack-a-doodle. Funny video, Dan.
Lol whack-a-doodle
He even referenced the holy grail!!
Even the joker would call this guy crazy
Also with David Brent vibes. I actually initially thought this was a skit or sketch until it continued on and it became more apparent that this wasn't acting.
Ministry of Silly Walks approves.
Someone mentioned in the original video it was a comedian named Ben Elton. Look him up. It looks like him to me
When the 432 Health hero refers to the "professors" in the room, is he perhaps referring to a psychiatric evaluation board in front of which he had delivered this magnum opus when he was 28?
Honestly, I can't even settle for a Dunning Kruger effect here. He comes across as clinically insane. It's like a Monty Python logic skit, but without the humorous intent.
This guy is a legend in his own mind. He actually believes he gave this presentation to a room of professionals.
Amazing, no? 🤨
I read this and flashed back to a scene from Ferris Bueller's Day off:
Parking lot attendant: "You've got nothing to worry about. I'm a professional."
Cameron [aside to Ferris]: "A professional what?"
Legend in his own mind .....that's the phrase I was thinking of.... Thank you!
So very very true !!!
And they all started a slow clap after he was done. And later that day he found a twenty dollar bill.
😂😂😂😂
Einstein quote “Two things are infinite ,the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe”.
Pretty sure this guy proves that statement, singlehandedly.
@@bdpickett And then disproves it. With a magnet. But by doing so he accidentally proves Gödel by definitely not being both consistent and complete so he needs to disprove Gödel. Happens by sticking a magnet to a whiteboard. Man I think I need magnets.
This is going to solve every argument with the significant other forever. "See this magnet? You're wrong."
Does it mean that human stupidity = 720? I think we can prove it now!
This is the most beautiful example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
That's because this guy is pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. He doesn't believe a word that he's saying and is aware that his UA-cam channel can get lots of attention from the many who cannot resist the temptation to make the simple and obvious corrections.
As well as a fine example of "little man" syndrome . . .
actually this man is a PURE genius….. not in man, but in human behavior….. you know how much he’s made off this video in ad revenue from being called out…. and the confidence with which he speaks is the part that makes him irresistible
@stevesand8845 I don't call what you've described as "genius". It's criminal.
@Mason Torrey people had the same attitude towards Einstein, look how that turned out
Somebody take that bloody magnet away from that guy.
I applaud this man for mathematically mapping his own intelligence - zero.
like the magnet mass 😂😂😂
And there I was, thinking it was infinity.
Well 0 is a circle which is 360 and thats half of 720 which he proved is actually 1440 IQ
And then they said they couldn't understand that. They're the ones with all the degrees
This guy's theory makes perfect sense to me. For example, I was speaking with a group of astrophysicists who where saying that there are stars tenths of times the mass of the Sun but if you look at the word "star" it has 4 letters. And not only that, it starts with an "s" which is a "u" turned sideways times 2 or an "o" divided by 2 then moving un half up and the other down. So, if you look at a magnet (🧲), you'll see that it is also half an "s". Bim bam boom, the rain is equal to 0.
Brilliant! See what happens when we follow the examples set by this next-level thinker in this wonderful video? We can all debunk hundreds of years of established science! All of us!
Not even a week ago I discovered that urination is not at all necessary, and that it's a cultural construct. I will be remembered for turning the medical world on it's head! Don't listen any more to the endless lies told you you. NO MORE PEEING!!!!
Next on the debunk list: The myth of going #2
This guy physics
@@Bhatt_Hole People who think that the need for "going #2" is a "myth" are full of shit.
Thoroughly enjoyed this comment
That's some funny shit right there.
I really feel sorry for this guys whiteboard. Imagine the day it left the factory, waving goodbye to its sisters and brothers, all heading off to schools, lecture halls and university campuses. He’s excited about what amazing education or theorising he’ll be a part of.
And he ends up in this guys basement!
Whiteboard abuse is real.
Now I actually feel bad for the whiteboard...it had such lofty dreams, and they've all been shattered. 😥
Now realities really hit me! We need to save that whiteboard.
Loll
🙀🤓🤣🤣🤣
Could you imagine sitting next to this guy on a plane?? One of us will definitely be testing gravity!!
Pretty great comment
The reason that all of the academics were upset with his demonstration is that they got headaches trying to figure out why he thought a magnet that wasn't moving had 0 mass.
I think it's more they kept asking him to leave and he wouldn't.
@@RettMikhal I think they were worried because he had locked the door and the windows so they couldn't leave!
This is parody. This has to be parody. If this guy was in my living room insisting he was completely serious about everything in this video, I would continue to believe that this is parody
A man who was genuinely this stupid wouldn't know any of those equations. He's definitely doing a bit. No doubt about it.
Almost certainly a Poe, unfortunately there are stupid people who are this confident of their own superiority so you can never be totally certain .
I don't think it is. I used to work with a couple of people who were this wrong and similarly confident. And British too - this is why it hurts!
Knowing that Matt Powell and Hanz Wormhat exist, I'm pretty confident that this guy is for real.
@@smashexentertainment676 by " this guy" I assume you mean Dr Peel
My worst nightmare: Being reincarnated as this guy's whiteboard.
Mine is: being reincarnated as Daniel Pratt's water heater.
Let just put it this way. His solution to everything is that magnet. I am going to assume that is also true for his bathroom habits. I take the whiteboard over the magnet!
I'm a 66 year old high school dropout, and this guy makes me feel like a genius!
I think he is delusional and the group of scientists thing never ever even happened, except in his mind.
It's as Dan said...maybe he was talking to pigeons. Or a bunch of schoolchildren. Who he somehow perceived as high-level scientists.
This dude is obviously off his rocker!!!
Basically he's a liar. I detest liars. :)
I suspect what happened was he started to give his hour long presentation, then people started to interrupt to correct his wildly wrong misundertandings, then by 10 minutes in everyone had dispersed, and what he's telling you is how he thinks it would have gone if they'd have just been stayed until the good stuff kicked in where he disproves thermodynamics. He clearly has a chip on his shoulder and probably thinks they walked out because he wasn't the right 'sort' (degree, officer corp, etc) rather than the fact that he's just really really wrong and doesn't understand the science behind what he's saying.
Nonetheless, I would honestly love to go for a pint with him, and listen to him dismantle the world after 3 or 4 beers. I *guarantee* he'll claim he met the US president at some navy drill and that he told him a solution for the middle east, and the president wanted to hire him to help do it, but it never happened because the deep state will never allow it to happen and the 'university types' wouldn't allow someone like him to have a job like that.
@@CalvinsWorldNews I can't help but think you are a kind and generous person. :)
"If you can't blind them with your brilliance, baffle them with your BS."
Yeah definitely
If only someone had bought Einstein a magnet. Imagine the world we could be living in today!
This fellow would use a compass as a vector to point east or west
@@brendawilliams8062 Question: Have you seen Some More New's newest videos? The 2 about 'Work'? And how c0vid has affected the work-market and all that?
Its damn-fascinating, tbh.
@@slevinchannel7589 I try to keep up. It’s a wild world out there. A song once said that. The farther from earth you travel. The one million fans tell you the directions back.
@@brendawilliams8062 I like that;
which Song is it from?
@@slevinchannel7589 Cat Steven’s “Oh baby, baby it’s a wild world. It’s hard to get by on just a smile.”
Gotta love the line "the magnet has no energy so it would just fall to the floor" because WHAT POTENTIAL ENERGY WOULD IT USE TO DO THAT
yeah the guy's completely mad but his idea was that the magnet would fall if it had energy and, because it doesn't fall, it has no energy
@@orang1921 bro thank you!
i actually didn't get what he was on about there, but that makes sense (somehow).
how does one even come up with that?
"Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway."
Fabulous. I'm stealing that!
I'm going to use that too!
Sounds a bit like Donald Trump.
Please do him again. Please. His confidence and relationships with his imaginary "Proffessor/scientist" is so fascinating.
He isn't confident. Confidence comes from experience and knowledge. He's arrogant. Arrogance is born from ignorance.
Check out another channel that Dan has debunked with a very similar proudly deluded old geezer called Flat Earth Philosophy. Very similar mindsets
He definitely didn't speak to a group of high level people. That whole conversation happened only in his head.
Well, he didn't say what type of high level people they were. Could have been a psychiatric board, sitting on a dais.
You have no idea how many "high level" personalities exist in his head.
It was a typo in his script... he meant "High IQ" *PERSON*... who does his "research" on youtube with 16 tabs open and posts in a dark room repeating "High IQ" dozens of times in a 5 minute period.
"Overlay it on the Earthbound model; that you humans think..." Wait, did he just say "You Humans"? is he not one of us?
If he ever did actually give this lecture to a group of RN officers, I can easily imagine him seeing pale and astonished faces in the audience. Not because they were gobsmacked by his brilliance, but because they would have realised that the system had allowed a total loon to reach the rank of Chief Petty Officer, and that he was in charge of a bunch of ratings and responsible for the proper maintenance and use of millions of pounds worth of materiel. Also, one crucial aspect of serving in the Navy is that everyone on a ship relies on every other crewmember to know their job and perform it correctly. This can literally be a matter of life or death. If the officers on Hans' ship suddenly realised that one of their NCOs was a fruitcake with delusions of grandeur, that should have caused them considerable concern.
I met many a pompous ass like this twat in my time as a rating. Most of them were senior ratings (and it wasn't hard to spot the junior ratings who were going to turn into these people when they got their rank). I think armed forces the world over are riddled with DKE poster boys like this.
@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 That "proving" infinity=720 is just numerology. Those people can make anything they like mean anything at all.
Love how he keeps referring to the "group of very high level people" and how impressed they were - what he's really doing is just (in his own mind) reinforcing his own cleverness. Like adding a grain of salt to a bowl of oatmeal, it remains pablum but now with a barely detectable hint of taste.
I can actually believe he _did_ present this argument to a group of people, who may (again, in his own mind) have been "very high level" but those who were impressed were just as stupid as he is and those whose IQ was higher than room temperature were either bored out of their minds or battling to suppress laughter.
Oh P.S. CPO is "rank" - in some people's minds😆 He wouldn't have told anyone he'd achieved that unless he thought so. But yes, there's always that subconscious inferiority complex amongst people like that, who fancy themselves as intellectuals but never make anything meaningful of themselves.
@@christopherbedford9897 Now, now....no need to start besmirching oatmeal. I happen to like it! Stick to the topic of the moron in question and leave oatmeal's good name intact.
@@darkmagna9004 Oatmeal's fine. It's nutritious and has a chewy texture and it's... bland, if you don't add a little something. Salt, or sugar. Without it: pablum 😝😝
@@christopherbedford9897 and the meaning of the universe is 42
“Are you sure you were not talking to actual pigeons?” Priceless humour. Petty officer Dunning- Kruger reporting for duty. With whiteboard and magnet ready. Thanks Dan and keep up the good work. Please give us more laughs with the chief petty officer.
I wish there was a way to quote pigeon language. They would have said "gblbwbwla". (Say it real fast, you can do it)
"high-level" people = Pigeons.. Yup, the math checks out..
Please don't underestimate pigeons :( They are more than likely better with equations than this guy...
@@gebus5633 the breadcrumbs we feed the pigeons with is better with equations than this guy
@@gebus5633 Pigeons do know how to navigate using the magnetic field so there’s that.
It was physically painful to listen to that guy... The sad thing is to know that there are so many like him.
And they really believe themselves
@@Tomichika -- I don't believe this guy believes what he is saying. He's pulling everyone's chain. He's taking advantage of the fact that the temptation to make the extremely simple and obvious corrections to his enormously ridiculous claims is too hard to resist. His UA-cam channel is getting lots of attention!!
I hope not.
@@fizzy4149I'd like to think he's merely a shameless grifter like Mark Sargent, but somehow I think he's the real deal.
@@fizzy4149 I agree. I'm not sure if he's just a misunderstood comedian or is creating traffic for his youtube channel, but he doesn't believe a word of what he's saying.
It upset a lot of physicists in the room. They kept shouting “Shut up, we’re trying to watch Dune”
All the other kids in the neighborhood got a bicycle, or a football, or a Monopoly game for Christmas that year. This guy got a magnet. From that very day, his life was made.
A massless magnet, pretty cool if you aske me
Two magnets, it probably took some time to find he could stick them together.
grahvis Or get them apart.
He has two massless magnets but he has not yet made a antigravity machine??? What a genius.
As a practising physicist I kind of want to bring him to a conference and just point him at a poster session or something and watch the chaos unfold.
please do. and please please film it
Well keep practicing, maybe you'll be a real physicist someday! Sorry, just a joke, a terrible, terrible dad joke at that.
Every conference needs a comedic opening act.
With or without his mighty magnets of mayhem?
YES! and YES! That would be great to see on video.
As a dyslexic I always felt proud that I achieved my bachelors degree. This guy went so much further.
if only Einstein was dylsexic, imagine what he might have achieved
@@allancouceiro9905 M=CE2?
@@dangerousfables underrated comment
@@dangerousfables excatly.
As well you should be. But there is a difference between being dyslexic and delusional. 😂
I got lost when he said 1 magnet plus one magnet still equals 1 magnet, like if you had one rail car and connected another it would still only be one rail car
"Did this happen when you were talking to actual pigeons?" Genuinely made me laugh out loud 😂🤣
They would have debunked his argument by shitting on the chess board.
He sits in the market Square throwing bread at them .
I refuse to think this is serious. Did my man really stick a magnet, arbitrarily to the (0,0) position on a graph, randomly say "the magnet is now 0", plug that zero into the E=mC^2 equation, then claim that since the magnet has energy the theory of relativity is debunked? I just really don't think anyone can be this stupid. I mean he literally labeled his axes incorrectly so his whole point here is moot.
E= WTF².
...yeah
Wtf...he thinks his chart is like...a physics slider?
He did.
Because energy increasing as both the mass and speed of light increases is exactly how speeding magnets become atomic bom........ Oh god my brain...make it stop....
Um, if 1+1=1, then it's easily proveable that all numbers are 1. There is no zero.
As he says "We have 360, 360, 360 and 360" he writes them down on his board. He writes "1,440" as their sum.
Then declares, "And we have 1,470 degrees."
I was just wondering if anyone else caught that.
Yeah, that was hilarious
Well, if 1+1 = 1, then I guess all numbers equal each other.
@@bretsheeley4034 Or zero.
I am recently learning more about Einstein in my Year 12 physics class, the more I learn, the more awe I feel. His equation was so much more than people realise, and his though experiments( there is a German word for them) changed how we view everything for ever. Even my dry ass textbook holds reverence for him. To have some bloody joe say he’s the same as him is like saying a hobby chess player is a better strategist than Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great.
This nigga dickriding to no end god damn lmfao.
Bro had a singular special relativity class in hs, acting like he Oppenheimer or sumn.
i get ur point but just felt the need to say there's no link between real strategy and chess, napoleon was piss poor at chess
@@Lechedeesnutsit quite literally does
12'10" There's the heart of the matter. He was made to feel stupid and/or small at some point in the navy, now he has created an entire delusional narrative where he beats the "smart" people who have made him feel inadequate.
Honestly, at that point I started to feel sorry for him. He seems like a man who has turned his fears and anxieties into delusions, and this appears to have been going on for years. He talks about this happening when he was in the navy at 28.
I only hope that this is some weird hobby, and not an obsession that's swallowed his life?
Didn't you see this video?? This guy is off the wall crazy, can you even imagine how he reacts when challenged? Clear mental health issues.
@@supremeownage8995 I've seen the source video since, this is the tip of the iceberg. The guy's totally gone.
I feel the same way, poor guy.
I was the whole time trynna put my mind into this guys mind to see what could even lead to such absurd shit, I'm pretty sure he's just had some experiences thats turned all that into delusions to huge proportions, he's defo not mentally fit i'd say so, he even mentioned how he was dyslexic. He should've gotten professional help.
Hasn't anyone here been banished to the garage by an angry missus?
He'll be allowed back into the house when he's blown himself out, and not a minute before.
My 5 year old granddaughter explained magnetism in this way. “Grandad, two of the ends of two magnets can kiss and the other two can’t”. She didn’t need a blue shirt and a middle aged need to be relevant to come up with that.
Did you explain to her the finer details of electromagnetism?
@@justicedemocrat9357 you mean the neat little feature that electromagnetism was related to relativity?
Your 5 year old granddaughter was smarter than this guy. Probably more educated too.
@@justicedemocrat9357, thought I would leave that for a later date when, no doubt, she will find a simple analogy for it.
@@chbu7081, simple observation, using two toy cars fitted with magnetic connectors. She figured out what was happening and came to a conclusion regarding magnetic polarity. She also continued to regard the cars, when stuck together, as two cars, not one car. A child’s imagination is big but rarely defies observable logic.
this guys logic is amazing, using his same logic I just made a cup of coffee which consisted of around 30,000 coffee granules, 18,000 sugar granules, 250ml of water yet equates to only 1 cup of coffee rather than around 50,000 things.
That's his reasoning in a nutshell. Or coffee cup.
I watched football last night 11 players 1 team, some of the players were substituted, still 1 team.
But they were playing a 2nd team in 1 match.
Now these teams play each other home and away over the season so that's 38 games they each play but it's all just 1 season.
But hey, 2 magnets end to end operate like a single magnet so there's that. Lego would probably blow his mind. All those pieces, 1 Pirate Ship.
Easier: I am one human, I have two arms. Two equals one.
@@corleth2868 LoL!
ahh yes, but have you considered the simple fact that infinity is two circles?
So... as a Chief Petty Officer in the Royal Navy, he called a room full of senior officers "stupid"? Was that when his naval career came to a screeching halt?
You really really have to cover this guy again. Can you imagine if he did a response video!
Look who I found. Apparently Nigel goes under quite a few names. He is now trying to sell a magic box.
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"Mum! I've disproved Einstein and Newton again!"
"That's nice, dear...".
"what you humans think you have" I'm sorry, does he think he isn't human?
I laughed at that.
“The Man who fell to Earth” - unfortunately he landed on his head.
Yeah, I was actually surprised Scimandan let that one slide.
The bloke in the video really should be asked if "the physicists are with him in the room now"
He's right. The infinity symbol looks sort of like two circles, therefore, a magnet is infinity x2. Makes perfect sense.
Don't forget that 8 also equals infinity
Magnetism = Infinity X 2
When he started talking about upsetting the hierarchy and the higher officer, I finally understood what his video was actually about. Kind of sad seeing someone in his later years that is so upset how his life turned out that he became delusional.
Specifically about upsetting the commissioned officers who (wrongly, in his opinion) thought themselves better than an NCO.
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. Sad really.
Yup, you see his own video from 56 minutes onwards and it's all laid bare. Poor fellow.
I thought his claims were pretty impressive.
I'm impressed that one person could get so much wrong in a single presentation.
Someone give this man a nobel prize already. Hes figured out the theory of everything
didnt you pay attention? its the theory of 0, nothing. :)
This guy is not (as he says) a dyslexic who disproved Einstein, thermodynamics and Newton. He is a man who THINKS he disproved Einstein, thermodynamics and Newton, because he is dyslexic.
Dyslexia is not the reason why.
"...because he is dyslexic." I think it's simply because he's an idiot, myself.
As a dyslexic, this guy is just an idiot.
I was not trying to mock people with dyslexia. One of my students is a diagnosed dyslexic and he argues in the same way this guy is. I know that dyslexia has no effect on intelligence. So it may be that this guy is just an idiot or he may just misrepresent he read online and did not entirely get. Either way: If I stepped out of line, I'm sorry. I was not intending to offend anybody. In that case I am very sorry
@@marvinko6610 I know some people that are dyslexic, but one kid has superior complexity and call himself smart. His parents told him that dyslexia is something very smart people has. He's 10% of what this guy in this video is but he really believes that he's the smartest kid in the room. Sadly simple math makes him freeze and he's not knowledgeable in much. 😐 Pains me to see a kid become this.
"Well, Einstein said E equals m c squared"
No he didn't. Einstein said
* the laws of the universe are the same in all inertial frames (Gallileo principle)
* the speed of light turns out the same number for every observer (from the Maxwell equations)
That's what Einstain said (for good reasons). This is how it all starts. If we follow the consequences of these 2 postulates, then it turns out after many many steps, that E equals m c squared. It is unavoidable. If you want to debunk the theory of relativity, you need to debunk one of those 2 postulates or show why they can not be applied, for it is not that Einstein woke up one day and thought "Oh, E = mc^2; that's somehow neat, I go with it".
I'm crushed. Here I was thinking that if Einstein's method for changing how we perceive space and time came from simply "falling out of bed," then I might actually have a chance of falling out of bed and changing how we perceive quantum mechanics. Alas, it seems that won't happen after all.
I think the guy saw that old animaniacs sketch and thought it was real.
You can disprove a theory by showing that a necessary conclusion of it is wrong. That's what falsifiablility means.
Also, Einstein didn't say E = mc^2, he said E^2 = p^2c^2 + m^2c^4. Else the energy contained in light would be 0 and solar sails would violate the laws of physics.
Imagine that, all you need to violate the laws of physics is a thin sheet. Not even something fancy like 1 molecule thick, just.. thin enough.
@@tarmairon431 True, but that would require you to show that that conclusion is wrong AND that it is a necessary conclusion.
Otherwise it's just what many flat earthers do: miscalculate a conclusion from the globe earth model, show that the result is wrong and then blame the model for it.
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts"
-Bertrand Russell
Dan is neither a fool nor a fanatic.
@@mrsensibletimewastingarrog4185 How ironic, and also your username said a lot about you
@@CyanLightning Give yourself a gold star. Did you figure that out all by yourself?
Doubt comes from awareness of individual and human limitation. Fools lack this awareness
I’m in the navy and there is no way someone like him could get to a chief by 29
I debunked Einstein a few years back with my experiment proving that time dilation happens when not moving or near a high gravitational field. Two hours of listening to an Eric Dubay video felt like 5-hours. Einstein debunked. I’ll collect my Nobel now please…
Did you use magnets though? 😁
Funfact: The infinity symbol or lemniscate is an actual algebraic curve and has nothing to do with circles. A man of his superior knowledge should have known.
That is a fun fact.
Maybe he doesn't have Google to help him look for stuff.. or a library card.. I have a feeling, that he's banned from the library, bc he tried to teach his theories there.. 😁
MAGNETS!
So when he was 28 he spoke to these physicists, he's now clearly in his '60s. Changed in the last 32 years? The laws he claims to have smashed are still widely taught today. You would think all those brilliant physicists would have done something about it all if you were in fact right?
tHeY dOn'T wAnT uS tO kNoW tHe TrUtH
@@emsydacat9707 nAsA sHiLl
This man dropped more units in 10 minutes of calculation than I dropped in every single physics assignment I ever did, and let me tell you, the professors found every one I dropped and every one of them cost me points. He would fail out in seconds.
You can tell that this guy has some serious self-esteem issues from being in the Navy or whatever and probably getting picked on, so as a defense mechanism he has created this persona of a genius to cope with his inefficiencies
Spot on.
Just enough knowledge to think you know what you are talking about. Not enough education to know you are wrong. This guy is a prime example. Love your videos Dan.
I almost die laughing when he said that 360 x 4 is 1470!!!
@@Lucas_Tulic I am guessing math is *not* their best subject. It is my worst subject but at least I still know how to use a calculator.
We can explain it to them, we cannot understand it for them.
"every single person in the history of science is wrong" -morons
"I could see farther, because I stood on the shoulders of Giants!" -Isaac Newton
@Matt Erbst Isaac Newton actually wrote "If I have seen further it is by standing on ye sholders of Giants." in a letter to Robert Hooke (15 February 1676)
@@MrCuddlyable3 which was a dig / insult regarding Hooke’s diminutive stature…an early example of Bazinga
@@ScienceFan1859 Possibly it was as you say. However we owe Isaac a correct citation of his humble prefix "If...." that Matt denied him.
I cant help but imagine this crowd of "high level people" was actually stuffed animals as the doctors watched on and took notes form behind the reinforced glass
"I beat everyone with 2 magnets", doesn't he mean 1 magnet by his own logic?
Touché, Gizmo , touché....
"Drop the magnet(s)".
See what happens.
Let's hope they are metal magnets and not ceramic magnets. That's another whiteboard lesson.
Infinity is NOT the infinity symbol.
Infinity does not "look like" the infinity symbol.
It is simply a symbol that we use to represent the idea of infinity.
Just like the letters HAT is not a hat, and does not look like a hat. It is simply a word that is used to represent the idea of a hat.
Well he was completely wrong about magnets, used the wrong symbol for infinity, he is obviously bonkers.
@@dogwalker666 bro placing magnet at the origin of Cartesian plane 😭
@@lc1777 I think what he meant there is velocity, I guess? Mass times velocity squared = energy or something? idk it was all pretty ridiculous.
"Ceci n'est pas une pipe." Thanks, Magritte!
Yeah, but your idea of an idea is only an idea. It's not a real idea, so there!
2:46 "you've still only got one magnet"
Well no, you have two magnets, magnetically attracted to eachother.
sure you can argue that you have "one" magnet, but I can take 100ml of water and 100g of flour and get 1 loaf of bread
so in his notation and logic 100+100=1
he is taking some leaps there
Nah bro don't even bother he has greater things to worry about if he really believes what he was talking about
I was so inspired, I unplugged our fridge expecting the power to stay on from all the magnets on the door. holding my electricity bill. It didn't work :(
"What you humans think the earth is"
Does this man not consider himself human?
I was wondering who else would pick up on that. Is he not of this world? Maybe he evolved from early alien settlers as he is clearly the most intelligent creature that has ever existed.
@@jasonclogg He evolved from alien excrement!
I, for one, am thankful that he doesn't think is a human.
I would be tempted to agree with that assessment, but sadly, there are many humans who are as stupid as he is. That is more than a bit depressing.
I was thinking the exact same thing,,,,
This literally had me breaking down laughing with tears.
I get it: magnets are fascinating and weird. Weird enough to entriely confuse this man.
And no wonder the "academics were upset"..it's pretty upsetting to deal with someone so full of confidence and BS at the same time.
i think what he's trying to say is "F***in' magnets, how do they work?" Miracles, bro, miracles.
Thats actually a good point. They might have went along with him and his antics because they felt sorry for him.. then he leaves the room and they all say, okay let's get back to work now.
I would have been upset wasting my time with a meeting like that as well.
Maybe he was the entertainment when they took a break?
What he means by academics, he means fellow patrons at the pub.
This guy proved his intelligence level to me when I watched him delicately clean the white board off around the magnet....then move the magnet afterwards
Oh shit! You're right! I thought I noticed that, but it didn't "register" in my brain immediately.
😂😂😂😂😂 I watched him do it but didn’t realise
With all that Cold Fusion going on in the magnet he had to be sure everyhing is clear before stoping the reaction (removing the magnet) .
I was listening and not watching. That's gold!
The poor man seems to suffer from some form of mania or delusion or obsessive disorder. At what point does mocking him become bullying?
This makes me feel sad. How long has this man been living this fantasy? I see him trapped in a life where his contributions go unappreciated, so he's imagined this scenario where he is important. He's like Walter Mitty. Due to some circumstance his aspirations of being a scientist were unfulfilled, and he works in an office somewhere. I feel for him.
His contributions were probably so awful and laughable that he was rightly unappreciated, if this video is anything to go by.
Quite a while by the sounds of it he had made the same speech as a 28 yr old in the military
Yes, Walter Mitty. Good call. I knew he reminded me of something.
Sounds like he was never invited to the captains table and took it personally for the last 30+ years.
From the echo, I think he actually works at an airport car park and he's in the portakabin break room!😆😅🤣😂🙃😉
It's easy to think that your are right when you make your own rules. Not the first man who thinks he is smarter than Einstein, and definitely not the last either.
"I beat all the scientists and engineers!"
And then everyone clapped.
Because that’s exactly what science is about, “beating” your colleagues.
@@philvogelfilms Truly, this assumption appears to be more and more common these days. The faulty, oversimplified reasoning is that whoever controls the narrative gets the final say, so their goal has become simply to control the narrative. How out-of-reach education is for Americans (and the various feelings of jealousy and inadequacy that follow) is almost surely at fault for this phenomenon in the US, but the British I cannot understand.
Imagine if he spent his time trying to become smarter instead of claiming he is smarter.
This guy is some sort of genius for pulling all this out of somewhere. It's nonsense, but it's certainly a skill.
No prizes for guessing where he pulled it out from!
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple smelly!
Hah! I see your D-K Poster Boy, and raise you 2 Madame Blavatskys!
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple stinky!
He could make millions by fooling even bigger idiots into investing in some "miracle breakthrough" technology. He could probably get all the flat earthers to chip in too.
What's (most) staggering about this is that in his story he says he did that when he was 28. I'm guessing he's been retelling this and believing it for 30+ years by the look of him. Incredible.
I assume that the story morphed quite a bit over time, with him playing a game of "Chinese Whispers" over and over again?
@@hartmutholzgraefe why Chinese whispers?
@@THIS---GUY Theres a common thing with memories where going over the event over and over can lead to the events being remembered differently. Like chinese whispers can change over the course of the circle.
@@THIS---GUY . Probably a local colloquialism. My guess is it’s the term used in the UK to describe the changing of a story told orally over many tellings. Probably has its origins as a racist slight against the Chinese, not necessarily intended that way now.
North America it’s called the game of telephone.
@@casperorillian7393 why is it called Chinese whispers tho we call it thr telephone game or ive heard it called the whispers game. Why CHINESE lol are you Chinese or from China?
Holy shit that ending speech about the Royal Navy lifted the veil. His mates in the navy called him stupid so he “got revenge” by doing…… whatever this is. We definitely need more of this guy Dan!
His mates in the navy called him stupid and he got revenge...By proving their point.
What does it say about the navy when they make the guy a petty officer 😭
No, better not. This is low hanging fruit. Unless this guy is aquiring a following, let him rest in his warm bed of his own stupidity. He is stupid, but insignificant. There's no need to raise his profile.
@@SlamSector 'xcuse you! CHIEF petty officer!