Anyone else listen to these all the time even now in 2024? Even after 100s of times? I have just discovered ricky gervais is deadly sirius too. Brilliant.
I’m so proud of the fact I know Karl’s poems word for word. In years to come when he’s studied in schools, I’ll be able to write my kids homework about Karl’s poetry.
It’s so good these are available for everyone. I found em all in a torrent about 15 years ago and it was so annoying not being able to talk about it with anyone 😂
@@danwebb3242 it's incredible! Best content ever made by far. Have you listened to ricky gervais is deadly sirius? I've only just discovered it last month omg.
Karl, you crease me up, big time! Been binge-watching your uploads, so downloaded 4 of your books from Apple today. Ricky and Stephen are great too as always, however, they are bouncing off your natural outlooks and makes you an even bigger star! Shine on bud!!
I get what Karl means when he said my brain doesn't tell me when it's thirsty. It's called interoception. The ability to recognise signals from your body. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I need to go to the toilet. Your brain doesn't send strong enough signals to your body to make you realise you need to do these things regularly. It's very easy to be dehydrated and not realise you are. It's incredibly common in neurodivergent people. I'm autistic and have ADHD and have poor interoception too.
Absolutely just as funny now as at the start. How many people like Karl (who are sober) do you think there are in the world? None I suspect. Maybe an octopus version of him equal disdain for him and his pasta eating ways. He is a national treasure!!!
Steve's funniest bit from XFM is the story about the Marxist woman on the train 52:50 My favorite line is "Terrible little goaty beard. It was laughable." You can hear the Jethro accent nicely.
I'm not sure if it's all jokes but there's been some times Karl predicted what the future is like and they clowned him. Karl said "there will be glasses that turns reality into anything you want"- Apple vision came out a decade later I can't quote everything but look at questions for Karl and really listen to what he has to say, Ricky really wasn't listening and kept laughing which annoyed me when I was in HS first listening to the podcast.
Ricky is always going on about Karl not having been in an danger w his kidneys. Lots of people die during routine procedures. Andy Warhol comes to mind , there was some actress w a plastic surgery death, and some actor undergoing a much done , usually safe operation just since Covid..
Put 3 ants in a box with a tarantula, the ants attacked it straight away then the spider got one and killed it, another ant went up,got the poison from the dead ant and bit the spider with it,all over in seconds
Funny stuff in parts but does Pilkington get paid for his wiseyness. Quote “There used to be just one fly about now there are three or more just shows how things are changing”.
Anyone else listen to these all the time even now in 2024? Even after 100s of times? I have just discovered ricky gervais is deadly sirius too. Brilliant.
All the time, I can always count on them to cheer me up
Yes..... It's strange though. They are perfect to put me to sleep and keep me company on long road trips.
Always
Same here 😊
Is there a support group I can join?
I’m so proud of the fact I know Karl’s poems word for word. In years to come when he’s studied in schools, I’ll be able to write my kids homework about Karl’s poetry.
'For god sake, knob ache'
“For gods sake, my belly ache. Doctor says it’s my kidney. Said I need a tube down my knob, I said you gotta be kidding me. For gods sake, knob ache”
It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle 😂
Cavemen hunting for food
It’s so good these are available for everyone. I found em all in a torrent about 15 years ago and it was so annoying not being able to talk about it with anyone 😂
Who else wants them to come back and do more pod casts?
Me plus,plus,plus
I've been listening for past 18 months.Never get sick of their brilliance.Always ease me off to sleep laughing.Beautiful!
Listening to this at work for the 10 thousandth time and I constantly have to turn down Ricky’s howling laugh 😂
Been listening since 2012 and I’ll never stop!
@@danwebb3242 it's incredible! Best content ever made by far. Have you listened to ricky gervais is deadly sirius? I've only just discovered it last month omg.
My " go to" place in my 2am insomnia periods...😂😂😂
Never gets old.
Listen to these every night. Epic. Stay safe everyone and always be legendary
I love how Karl rhymed kidney with kidding me when he was reading out his poems
Still here... 2024
These keep me relaxed and ive just downloaded a load of them to listen to on a long flight. My first time flying too...a tad nervous 😬
Do you need a plane though really ?
@2024itstarts
Shouldn't we all just stay where we're meant to be?😂
@@tyroon81 classic 🤣
Got the telly 😂
Weird pilots a bit hairy
I can’t stop.. it’s comfort food for my ears
11:40 nothing will beat Ricky’s laugh after Karl says he’ll look for something else to eat…🤣
I remember a similar feeling watching Stanley unwin clips. It's like a pressure build up and you can't release the laugh fully.
@@Hesgoneandwrittenitdownand theres me thinking mr Dilkington could eat s knob at night!
For god sake Knob ache
😂😂😂😂
“It’s the same with that… Pallaco!” 🤣
I must listen to these more often than I listen to anyone else. Beddie bed time… 😂😂
literally watch these every night at work haha still after all theses years
Yes yes and double yes. Never tire of it
I just discovered Karl 😂
I wish I could discover Karl for the first time again!
Karl thinking octopuses were "snidey" due to not having more human like eyes is still the funniest and bizarre thing he's ever said
Karl's opinion on human cares more of the animals that look similar to human is actually true.
Karl, you crease me up, big time! Been binge-watching your uploads, so downloaded 4 of your books from Apple today. Ricky and Stephen are great too as always, however, they are bouncing off your natural outlooks and makes you an even bigger star! Shine on bud!!
I really want to know how many of us use these podcasts to sleep. I genuinely think it’s in the tens of thousands ..
January 2024… happy new year gang!!!
Sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite 💤 🛌🇨🇦
Amazing
His lips fell off 🤣🤣
Timestamp please
At least no one's skull fell off this time.
@@alistairclark6814he was coming his hair and it come off
@@phoneyphoneI’ve tried to go back through and I can’t find it 😂 hope you found it lol
@@Hesgoneandwrittenitdown must have been a circulation problem. 😜
Listen on 0.5 speed. Drunk guys having a chat 😂
New year, same podcasts. happy new year 🎉
A load of little ants where in position and one of em goes “ noow “
Karl is so right about the octopus being the weirdest thing on the planet lol. Love all you fellow listeners!!!
The blobfish says hi.
Anyone else listen to go to sleep then wake up to the shock of their lives to Ricky laughing his head off
Me brain's never thirsty
Write your fav Karl sentence....
...But his head come off!
It's a foodage
Two tickets to see Pocket Fluff please
Cool
I get what Karl means when he said my brain doesn't tell me when it's thirsty. It's called interoception. The ability to recognise signals from your body. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I need to go to the toilet. Your brain doesn't send strong enough signals to your body to make you realise you need to do these things regularly. It's very easy to be dehydrated and not realise you are. It's incredibly common in neurodivergent people. I'm autistic and have ADHD and have poor interoception too.
Epiphany was the word Karl was looking for.
2024!
It’s best to rest
Absolutely just as funny now as at the start. How many people like Karl (who are sober) do you think there are in the world? None I suspect. Maybe an octopus version of him equal disdain for him and his pasta eating ways. He is a national treasure!!!
Steve's funniest bit from XFM is the story about the Marxist woman on the train 52:50
My favorite line is "Terrible little goaty beard. It was laughable." You can hear the Jethro accent nicely.
I wonder if he ever got his boiler fixed? 🤔
Ricky doesn't drink water and he gets on to karl
Is this an uncut version of the podcasts?
I'm not sure if it's all jokes but there's been some times Karl predicted what the future is like and they clowned him.
Karl said "there will be glasses that turns reality into anything you want"- Apple vision came out a decade later
I can't quote everything but look at questions for Karl and really listen to what he has to say, Ricky really wasn't listening and kept laughing which annoyed me when I was in HS first listening to the podcast.
40:24 Karl…the king of the non sequitur!
Azel not Hazel, Azel 🤗
The smart thing to do would be use Stevens tackle as bait...maybe that's why it's called that.
32:10
good on Karl, ive wanted to hear him tell Ricky to shut up for a long time
I guess the ants didn't attack because they were disconnected from the hive
51:30 😂😂
Jack the knife, classy.
Funny how the last time he called the hazel story it was Karl's dad who had met Ken Dodd. Rehashed bollocks
Watch your tongs.
Ricky is always going on about Karl not having been in an danger w his kidneys. Lots of people die during routine procedures. Andy Warhol comes to mind , there was some actress w a plastic surgery death, and some actor undergoing a much done , usually safe operation just since Covid..
Also, famously the Ricky of this era found drinking water 'boring'
Convid
@@CREEPYJOE-p2sgo buy more tin foil.
Put 3 ants in a box with a tarantula, the ants attacked it straight away then the spider got one and killed it, another ant went up,got the poison from the dead ant and bit the spider with it,all over in seconds
37:35 I'm sick of her!
I'm dead.
Still listening in 2024?
God Karl is dramatic lol 😂
Funny stuff in parts but does Pilkington get paid for his wiseyness. Quote “There used to be just one fly about now there are three or more just shows how things are changing”.
Hes like wimpy kid
1:00:17 I know exactly what he means a posh old bloke who is too posh clever and eccentric to open his eyes 👀
Give a man game and then clown him for it. Now he’s rich and doesn’t need him.
Heaven forbid you ever get a real illness Karl.
You wouldn't be able to handle it!!😷
22:42
I have a friend with the same mental capacity as carl. Empty bowl syndrome.
what a load of bollocks
2:12 10:21
37:33 🤣😂🤣😂🤣