The Complete Karl Pilkington's Manchester (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • @tez4420
    @tez4420 5 років тому +324

    And slowly the depression melts away..thank you

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 4 роки тому +22

      George Foley Same here mate. You’re not alone in how you feel. Keep going 💪🏼 x

    • @WeekendMuffin69
      @WeekendMuffin69 4 роки тому +5

      Stay strong brother

    • @Adrian-lm1vi
      @Adrian-lm1vi 4 роки тому +4

      @John Doe Christ, what an ignorant prick

    • @lol-ty9xv
      @lol-ty9xv 4 роки тому

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    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd 3 роки тому +5

      Try a 30 min walk every day with Pilkington

  • @sharonready5102
    @sharonready5102 5 років тому +60

    I just love listening to these podcasts .... over and over again .....there’s just nothing else which makes me so happy !

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 4 роки тому +123

    If anyone is interested, Karl used to live on an estate called the "Racecourse Estate" in South Manchester just outside of a town called "Sale" and then moved to Salford , pretty funny too because my best mate lives on the Racecourse Estate and its an odd place , still rough but I can imagine it was worse in the 70's

    • @Stop..carry-on
      @Stop..carry-on 4 роки тому +17

      Racecorse is a Dive , there was some newbuilds sorta opposite the racecourse and at least once a week over night there was trouble, the thieves nobs would go over and strip out the copper pipes - they even pulled a boiler off the wall and left the water and gas leaking over night

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 3 роки тому +25

      Explains his “Horse in the House” anecdote then.

    • @davidjb-750
      @davidjb-750 3 роки тому +4

      My Nana lived on Goodwood

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 3 роки тому +6

      And if you knew fk all about Manchester you’d know Sale isn’t Manchester and people in Salford will- for some bizarre reason- say they’re not in Manchester “you’re in Salford”... trust me.. these people are a psychologists wet dream all over

    • @beatnikstrict
      @beatnikstrict 3 роки тому +8

      Salford is its own City. Its part of Greater Manchester but they are proud that they are their own City. Which is fair enough because good things have come from there.
      The Racecourse is nowhere near as rum as other estates though. But they think it is.
      Bulls Head till 2am is the highlight of Racecourse life. They won't go to town and mouth off like they do in Sale.
      They didn't even come to Stretford when the pubs were still open.
      And ya right about Sale. As soon as you cross the Mersey it starts getting weird.

  • @carolynrjackson
    @carolynrjackson 4 роки тому +15

    I lived in Manchester for 5 years, and that thumbnail is SO accurate! It rained every single day.

    • @carolynrjackson
      @carolynrjackson 4 роки тому +8

      @Paul Mcgregor clearly can't take a joke.

    • @thelunaticfringe9511
      @thelunaticfringe9511 3 роки тому +2

      @Paul Mcgregor nothing gets passed you

    • @hudsonquay
      @hudsonquay 3 роки тому +2

      @Paul Mcgregor Look at historical annual sunshine hours for Manchester. It is one of the gloomiest, least sunny places in Europe, receiving around 1400 hours of sunshine annually (where I now live receives 2700). It has relatively low annual rainfall but it discharges that rain in the slowest way possible...DRIZZLE. Yes it doesn't rain everyday, and yes it gets the occasional hot day in summer when every scally in the city goes topless and heads to town, but the typical weather is grey and drizzly. I grew up in Manchester.

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 7 місяців тому

      ​@@hudsonquay When it's hot, it can be unbearable as well, cause it's humid.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 7 років тому +48

    I don't know exactly why, but I love how Karl says the word "school." It's like he is saying "skee-oo-wool."

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 5 років тому +7

      Lancashire dialect

    • @nocontextwhatever
      @nocontextwhatever 4 роки тому +7

      Uggaly

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 4 роки тому +1

      @@danieloliver4558 Lancashire accent is different to manc.

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 4 роки тому +3

      @@johnforkan1492 LOL i'm from Bolton you don't have to tell me that I was making the point that Manc is in Lancashire

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 4 роки тому +1

      @@danieloliver4558 people from Bolton don't sound like mancs. I do love the accent though. Bury has lost its.

  • @BruceRobboFanClub
    @BruceRobboFanClub 2 роки тому +15

    Horses were so common in certain parts of Northside Dublin. Karl was by far the most working class of those three.

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +2

      Still common on the south side mate! I live in Drimnagh and there's a load of them around.
      But yeah I remember the 'mun when the towers were still there but barely anyone left and all that waste ground was FULL of them. Finglas too. Yup the Dubs! 👍 🇮🇪

    • @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist
      @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist 2 роки тому

      Did you take them in the lift? Cos the stairs would knacker them.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Ricky also had a working class upbringing, he grew up in a large, poor family. Their holidays were spent in a caravan in Bognor Regis.

  • @KatieBlue16
    @KatieBlue16 3 роки тому +13

    *It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in*
    Goodnight an tha

  • @DJFurio
    @DJFurio Рік тому +6

    A lad I went to school with told us he could get any Spectrum game he wanted and even new ones that hadn’t been invented, coz his cousin learnt how to speak the noise you got of the tapes loading and could talk to the computer. Sounds like the sort of bollocks story Karl would be convinced was true 🤣

  • @David-ud9ju
    @David-ud9ju 6 років тому +86

    "She wanted me."

    • @audreyhepburn8822
      @audreyhepburn8822 3 роки тому +1

      This comment has 69 likes, I refuse to change it.

  • @karlpilkington1972
    @karlpilkington1972 7 років тому +243

    Alright?

    • @jordanreynolds1498
      @jordanreynolds1498 7 років тому +3

      Karl Pilkington you the reel Carl ?

    • @dealwithit2789
      @dealwithit2789 7 років тому +11

      Jordan Reynolds Fucking hell, learn how to spell. And he isn't the real Karl.

    • @karlpilkington1972
      @karlpilkington1972 7 років тому +28

      Alright calm down fucking hell.

    • @jordanreynolds1498
      @jordanreynolds1498 7 років тому

      Deal With It How do you no he isn,t the reel Karl? how would he get that name of he weren't?

    • @WhoAmi-kt1qb
      @WhoAmi-kt1qb 7 років тому +4

      i got to say out of these 3 twats Karl Pilkington has always been my favorite

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 6 років тому +132

    Who needs 'Young Sheldon', if you have 'Young Karl'.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 років тому +2

      Karl's (true) stories are much better than those on young Sheldon!

    • @MrNicho911
      @MrNicho911 5 років тому +18

      Who the fuck watches Young Sheldon..? It's proper shite..! Not even comparable with Karl..!

    • @nin920
      @nin920 4 роки тому +7

      @@MrNicho911 No shit. I'm sorry but I can't believe anyone who listens to this with this sort of sense of humor would watch that absolute twaddle.

    • @grease_monkey6078
      @grease_monkey6078 4 роки тому +4

      Just watch Kez , that's Karl's childhood

    • @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904
      @youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 4 роки тому +2

      @@nin920 I can assure you, we in America agree.

  • @ACinDorset
    @ACinDorset 5 років тому +20

    Apart from being very funny, I love these chats because I grew up in the 80s and remember all their references to Atari, Commodore 64, Grifter, Spectrum RAM pack etc. Happy days...

    • @garyskinner2422
      @garyskinner2422 5 років тому +2

      Haha me too, remember the budgie the smaller bike

    • @sliperysid
      @sliperysid 4 роки тому +4

      Mastertronic games £1.99...... 45mins of loading "syntax error"...... Great times!

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +1

      Remember loading the tape deck on the 64 for ages and then you'd get to one screen and it would crash or yo load for another hour....

    • @ACinDorset
      @ACinDorset 2 роки тому +3

      @@mccarthy5825 I used to buy C&VG (Computer and video games magazine) and spend hours typing in code to make a game, only to get nothing but "#syntax error 374" with no clue as to how to resolve the issue. Oh well, all character building stuff, preparing me for life ahead!

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +1

      @@ACinDorset lol there's a blast from the past. That and Mean Machines Sega and Sega Saturn Magazine were my favourite. Oh and that PlayStation mag that was half tits. Remember that writer for CVG Ed Loomas I think? Obsessed with Pink Floyd? I still remember a pic in the mag of him painting the Division Bell logo on his car in Ridge Racer 3 or something... Some memories eh mate?
      The worst loading ever I think was When my mate brought around a Robocop game. I was a part of the generation whose parents let em see crazy 80s stuff. I remember my stepdad(rip) renting Robocop, Predator, Lethal Weapon, Terminator etc and watching em with me. But then again they made cartoons and toys of these properties so... But anyway we must have spent 3-4 hrs to try load this bloody game and no go.
      I sort of get why console gaming got so popular ya know? But I will say, it did prep me for drivers and all the crap that came with dial up modem,pci graphics cards, playing Quake online etc.
      I'm actually after downloading a ton of ebooks on coding and want to get a raspberry pi 4 or something, make a nice emulation machine or maybe try code something.

  • @phippification
    @phippification 7 років тому +113

    He honestly lives in a fairytale.

    • @Kingsultansapainca
      @Kingsultansapainca 6 років тому +25

      He lives in a Roald Dahl book

    • @SudrianAfro
      @SudrianAfro 4 роки тому +3

      Daniel Dacanay it’s like an Alan Bennett play

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 3 роки тому +1

      You been to Sale? Nobodies fairytale mate

    • @beatnikstrict
      @beatnikstrict 3 роки тому +1

      Being from Stretford, I wouldn't mind living in Sale.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 роки тому

      Its like Mr Ben.

  • @KatieBlue16
    @KatieBlue16 12 днів тому

    Back here 3 years later. These will never not be a part of my life ❤. Karl 4 life ✌🏼

  • @andrewjolly2958
    @andrewjolly2958 3 роки тому +10

    Good few years back when i was growing up a lad nicked a penguin from local sea life centre n was walking it round our estate on a dog lead haha

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +2

      Please tell me he fed it fish fingers... 😂

  • @Rizzawriter
    @Rizzawriter 3 роки тому +15

    Would love to be able to go back in time to see this estate! The mad women next door, the old man down the road, the women next door who's mum was a witch, uncle Alfred who lives in a dingy, Mrs Knowles who went mental, Scruffy Sandra, Shorts Man! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BigPundo
      @BigPundo 3 роки тому +1

      Don't forget Dave the screw!

    • @hudsonquay
      @hudsonquay 3 роки тому +6

      This is all very familiar to me having grown up in a similar South Manchester council estate. We had Mad Margaret, Nitty Nora, Jack the Vac (because he fixed vacuum cleaners and washing machines), Aspro John (talked so much you needed an Aspirin afterwards), German Lou, Joey Wrestler, a guy that owned a tank, Purple Aki and many more crazy characters. I know live in rural New Zealand which is very different but has some unique people.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому

      Not forgetting miss piggy!

    • @garyella1301
      @garyella1301 2 роки тому

      And the guy who kept bees in the garden

    • @mcfcworcester1365
      @mcfcworcester1365 Рік тому

      Carlton palmer on his 7up bike

  • @BENABONZO
    @BENABONZO 3 роки тому +11

    “You can only talk rubbish if you’re aware of knowledge.” -Plato

  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 5 років тому +17

    Tattoo stan "that's a province in Russia isn't it" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thereader6667
      @thereader6667 2 місяці тому

      The Republic of Tatarstan is real too, Ricky knows his shit😂

  • @adambritain5774
    @adambritain5774 Рік тому +2

    I love the ‘You talk absolute shit’ by Ricky when Karl is talking about Hilda and old ghosts gets me every single time.

  • @kaneclavering
    @kaneclavering 7 років тому +78

    Proud Mancunian right here

    • @MrPackerProductions
      @MrPackerProductions 7 років тому +8

      Kane Clavering Its nothing to be proud of

    • @MrFuzzleste
      @MrFuzzleste 7 років тому +6

      +Trumpkins Revenge. You're kidding, right?

    • @__D-B__
      @__D-B__ 7 років тому

      Kane Clavering Put your mask back on.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 років тому +3

      Someone's got to be.

    • @richardmorton4762
      @richardmorton4762 5 років тому +2

      Yep music, football and Karl

  • @peterweaver5919
    @peterweaver5919 6 років тому +18

    Karl is the product of a state run, comprehensive school,,,,,that he failed to attend. Still genius tho'

  • @OdinzEinherjar
    @OdinzEinherjar 4 роки тому +3

    When he said Liam, the first thing I thought they would say or I would say was Liam Gallagher 🤣

  • @rasberryiceify
    @rasberryiceify 4 роки тому +12

    The wasabi, mushy pea thing absolutely creased me up! Fucking incredible

  • @andrewbowyer5043
    @andrewbowyer5043 2 роки тому +11

    I love how Karl tries to explain things to Steve more than Ricky cos I imagine that Merchant had more of an upper/middle class upbringing than the other two and he can't relate as much to a working class council estate upbringing even though there's nearly 10 years between Karl and Ricky

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +6

      Merchant seems to have been brought up in a middle class family, definitely not upper class.

  • @mrm5183
    @mrm5183 6 років тому +17

    The Victoria Plum story was told twice? Wonder over how many years apart. I love these but listening to Ricky sound so shocked a 2nd time sort of kills it a bit

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 5 років тому +19

      It’s just mates retelling funny stories to each other. They probably tell so many for the podcasts that details become vague and they most likely forget many of the stories; especially when you consider the XFM show and the podcasts were recorded ten years apart

    • @fibrodad1354
      @fibrodad1354 3 роки тому +3

      We listen to all the best bits, they said it once in comvo years apart over 100s of hours.

  • @craigjustschannel936
    @craigjustschannel936 2 роки тому +5

    Karl Pilkington should be our world leader!!!

  • @davidjb-750
    @davidjb-750 7 років тому +20

    Went to Twiggy’s a few times as a kid.. On top of the co-op I seem to remember.

    • @misdis1614
      @misdis1614 6 років тому +9

      DavidJB - can you remember seeing any paper rolls

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 6 років тому +1

      Was that in stretford?

    • @davidjb-750
      @davidjb-750 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnforkan1492 yep... on top of the co-op on Taylor’s Road/Gorse Street... co-op is still there on google maps

    • @davidjb-750
      @davidjb-750 3 роки тому

      @@matthewvido3902 Still is a dance club I believe

    • @davidjb-750
      @davidjb-750 3 роки тому +1

      @@misdis1614 Not that I recall. There was a couple of lads with big heads though 😊

  • @SeeYouNextFall
    @SeeYouNextFall 7 років тому +42

    Ive never been to Manchester, but it sounds like that city knows how to party.

    • @elisexxx5782
      @elisexxx5782 7 років тому +4

      Scatter lol

    • @SeeYouNextFall
      @SeeYouNextFall 7 років тому

      Scatter? I dont get it......

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 7 років тому +1

      I thought he was from Salford originally?

    • @davidjb-750
      @davidjb-750 7 років тому +9

      He grew up in ‘Sale’ just outside Manchester... it’s actually a nice area, but has some notorious estates within it.

    • @Borealis-1
      @Borealis-1 6 років тому +1

      GHOST
      I think he was quoting Shameless. Good show.

  • @MrPKenneally
    @MrPKenneally 6 років тому +2

    that first one is one of the all time classics

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 Рік тому +2

    I adore Karl's parents. Salt of the earth.

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed Рік тому

      You can see where Karl gets his stupidity from

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +5

    Loved Steve's quote about Karl growing up wondering where does Manchester end!
    It's also quite insightful, for a lot of kids from poor backgrounds the place they grow up in is all they really know and the rest of the world might as well not exist as they can't afford to go anywhere anyway.

    • @Bjarku
      @Bjarku 2 роки тому +1

      It’s Manchester, not Mogadishu lol. It’s not that poor and deprived. I’m sure he went on holiday to Blackpool now and then

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      ​@@Bjarku Relatively speaking. The UK has prevalent relative poverty.

  • @bv3365
    @bv3365 7 років тому +7

    thank you for your comps

  • @chekhov1860
    @chekhov1860 2 місяці тому +2

    Love listening to Karl. The other two get on my nerves.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 3 місяці тому

    55:57 def top 3 Ricky rants. Imagining it as a film always kills me 😂😂

  • @The-KL
    @The-KL 2 місяці тому

    I love how karl perfectly describes epigenetics

  • @miaross6932
    @miaross6932 4 роки тому +5

    A horse is walking through the house next door, same happened to us our neighbours did it , Bristol born in bred so Steve it happened in Mivart st in Easton, ya ha ha

  • @kylelemming3628
    @kylelemming3628 4 роки тому +2

    Tips for Corona virus:
    1. Wash hands
    2. Listen to Ricky Karl and Steve
    All will be fine.

  • @__D-B__
    @__D-B__ 7 років тому +18

    Good stuff. This is the best compolation of Karl talkin shit that i've ever heard, Top notch listening experience.

  • @marsanna
    @marsanna 3 роки тому +1

    Other than the split tennis ball anecdote the horse in the house is my absolute favorite.

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +1

      If you used Photoshop to turn a picture of a ripped tennis ball chestnut brown or something instead of neon green you can SO see how PERFECT that description is. Poor Auntie Nora and her many many MANY valances, astro turfed garden, tshirts for Karl with her face on and 5 minture continuous farting! 😂 😂

    • @marsanna
      @marsanna 2 роки тому +1

      @@mccarthy5825 hahaha he really is a poet

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому

      @@marsanna I seen a split open tennis ball near this field that is popular with dog walkers...i started laughing and forgot to get a picture... Hope it's still there tomorrow! 😂

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 роки тому +1

      @@mccarthy5825 Having a dog when he told that story i looked at one of the many ripped tennis balls in my house n nearly pissed myself.

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +1

      @@bazglsgw1208 lol 😂 lol 😂 my missus has psoriasis and occasionally really bad flare ups so sometimes she can't shave or wax and ends up with a proper early 80s bush. I'm talking like look up Playmate of the month in 80s...
      I don't mind because sometimes a shave hurts her and gives her a flare up so bad ya know?
      Don't like her to be in pain.
      Other week she was sitting on couch after shower in a towel because she felt faint and I was cleaning the coffee table and glanced... Yeah... Rippped tennis ball! 😂 😂 😂... With a rasher in it 😂 😂 😂

  • @LoveBaseballLove
    @LoveBaseballLove 5 років тому +2

    I'm WEAK from laughter

  • @KCRskidder
    @KCRskidder 7 років тому +13

    I can barely hear karl and ricky so loud it's ridiculous

    • @elisexxx5782
      @elisexxx5782 7 років тому +3

      I no have to keep adjusting the volume lol

    • @ComradeSpookfessor
      @ComradeSpookfessor 7 років тому +3

      it is because Karl didnt like to speak on air in the first season

  • @MrDzsoszta
    @MrDzsoszta 3 роки тому +1

    when he says he was talkin to the magpie, im really-really curious what he was saying to it...how did that conversation go

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 9 місяців тому +2

    1:27:54 so they think it is funny, that Karl behaves conscientiously regarding his job? I think it showed good character, and was admirable, that he behaved that way, at such a young age.

  • @jimst3r1
    @jimst3r1 6 років тому +6

    I live in Cheadle Hulme too ahahahaha no way, Karl actually grew up where my dad’s from

    • @danieloliver4558
      @danieloliver4558 5 років тому +4

      He didn'tgrow up in Cheadle Hulme he grew up in Sale

  • @patrickbyrne5070
    @patrickbyrne5070 3 роки тому +1

    Karl having a magpie friend and realising all about it is.. that’s it isn’t it.. it’s actually mad.. that’s not normal

  • @Brokendoughnut
    @Brokendoughnut 7 років тому +31

    they sound like absolute stoners if you put it down to 0.75 speed...

    • @DaveLambphotography
      @DaveLambphotography 7 років тому +7

      That's legit funny, they really do.

    • @elisexxx5782
      @elisexxx5782 7 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @she9474
      @she9474 6 років тому

      0.5 even beta!! Lol 😂

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 5 років тому +2

      They sound like stoners at regular speed.

  • @maettsook
    @maettsook 4 роки тому +15

    I love these, but anyone that grew up on a council estate has similar stories in similar quantities, Ricky and Steve are obviously middle class.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +11

      I think Steve had a middle class upbringing but Ricky hails from a working class background.

    • @marsanna
      @marsanna 3 роки тому +8

      Ricky grew up poor, let’s not forget his dad would bury old appliances in their yard 😂

    • @joshdeighton157
      @joshdeighton157 2 роки тому +2

      Karl went to the same school as me his estate is 10 mins down the road 😂

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshdeighton157 josh you got to tell us some stories about the characters around that area!! Any fellas with big heads and webbed fingers? Any mad kids with patchy hair who would chase cars? Any mad aunties with a fanny like a ripped tennis ball??? 😂

    • @joshdeighton157
      @joshdeighton157 2 роки тому +3

      @@mccarthy5825 funnily enough there were also a few kids in my year with webbed hands as well 😂

  • @giantred
    @giantred 7 років тому +9

    The Victoria Plum thing bothers me... He told that one twice and each time they acted as if it were a new tale. Do they all drink? lol

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 7 років тому +27

      Have you never told a story to a friend, and then a few years later you tell the story again and you vaguely recall telling them but they've since forgotten?

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss 7 років тому

      giantred they repeat a ton of shit.

    • @tom7204
      @tom7204 7 років тому +1

      giantred
      Think of their material like routines or bits that stand-up comedians often repeat on stage.
      It seems a little disingenuous at first, as they try to pass it off as new content with shocked remarks or whatever.
      After a while it just feels like each time they repeat something, they add or remove some information to improve the quality of the material.

    • @justinpittman1582
      @justinpittman1582 6 років тому

      giantred They do that all the time. We just pretend it doesn't happen. Haha.

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 6 років тому +1

      It's edited old clips put together.

  • @markoshea9551
    @markoshea9551 7 років тому +10

    Good laugh, thanks for the upload.

  • @richardclarke691
    @richardclarke691 4 місяці тому +1

    Explain KES to younger ones x

  • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
    @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 років тому +8

    I'm a Female Karl 100%
    *Bit* *Weird* *Init*
    *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 років тому

      as every KP fan knows, Karl isn't married, so Mrs Dilkington is Karl's mam!

  • @jafwilding
    @jafwilding 3 роки тому

    I used to go to Porthmadog quite a lot in the 80s. I threw a pot at Porthmadog Pottery!

  • @sawrirocks
    @sawrirocks 5 років тому +2

    *O Y E P I L I K T O N*

  • @nikfirehazard
    @nikfirehazard 5 років тому +1

    I've heard them talk about the nicknames on another clip which is different to this one. Both times it is told as if it's the first time

    • @MrNicho911
      @MrNicho911 5 років тому +1

      Of course it is..! If you paid to see Ricky in concert and then again the week after, he'd tell his jokes as if for the first time..! No one has endless anecdotes..! It doesn't detract from the humour you come here for, does it..?

    • @RighteousBrother
      @RighteousBrother 3 роки тому +1

      The nicknames thing is weird, because here Karl doesnt know why that man was called Jimmy the Hat, but the next time he says it's because he never wore a hat.

  • @Timahcs2
    @Timahcs2 2 роки тому

    I adore Karl !

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 10 місяців тому

    None of Karl's stories make Manchester seem particularly bad.

  • @calvaryn
    @calvaryn 2 роки тому

    At what point in this story did the bee sting you?
    After half time
    Holy shit my sides 😂

  • @Helvira1
    @Helvira1 7 років тому +4

    Karl pillow talk

  • @CymruJedi
    @CymruJedi 7 років тому +8

    Why the dislikes?

  • @Sahil-rx2oe
    @Sahil-rx2oe 4 роки тому +1

    Crush, crush grapes!

  • @nothingmuch875
    @nothingmuch875 2 місяці тому

    I wish there could be a podcast with just Karl without the other two.

  • @RetroAdzz
    @RetroAdzz 5 років тому +2

    Why so many dislikes?

  • @murdoc7474
    @murdoc7474 4 роки тому

    Brilliant 😁 😁 😁 😁

  • @bennmoore5080
    @bennmoore5080 2 роки тому

    I'm not that good at football, I've only scored one goal. I was being chased by a bee! Pmsl..

  • @faustomasic
    @faustomasic 3 місяці тому

    Anyone else have a mate at school called Mark Cooper?

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +1

    All non-Brits watching FYI --- Manchester is a vast, dense conurbation full of small houses -- like the Bronx -- no horses within several miles -- just realised it's not funny otherwise.

  • @danieloliver4558
    @danieloliver4558 5 років тому +1

    the magpie story

  • @az3611
    @az3611 4 роки тому +1

    A baby that chases cars 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +2

      It 'ad a patchy 'ed.

    • @az3611
      @az3611 4 роки тому

      @@AA-hg5fk 😂😂

  • @PastaMacouronne
    @PastaMacouronne 6 років тому +6

    I love these 3 but this video proves they do fake some stuff, Karl says "John the screw was a cabbie" in this but in later podcasts he says "John the screw owned a hardware store" presumably because it's funnier

    • @DS-ry2hm
      @DS-ry2hm 6 років тому +5

      PastaMacouronne They re-used/recorded all of the original stories for the later podcasts and TV show so there's two versions with some mistakes and changes. The originals are so much better.

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 4 роки тому

      Not possible to have done both then?

    • @RighteousBrother
      @RighteousBrother 3 роки тому

      And he gets confused about Jimmy the hat, the second time round he says jtd cos he never wore a hat which Ricky finds hard to believe even though he originally suggested that idea

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 2 роки тому

      I thought that the diy store was edited out here.

    • @mcfcworcester1365
      @mcfcworcester1365 Рік тому

      Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

  • @Abcabcabcx
    @Abcabcabcx 2 роки тому

    Warning don’t watch this while eating

  • @SLFX-
    @SLFX- 2 роки тому

    @39:18 karls having sleep paralysis

  • @ItsameAlex
    @ItsameAlex 4 роки тому +2

    "if we're all gonna go into that universe old, who's gonna do the cropping?"

  • @annika_panicka
    @annika_panicka 4 роки тому +5

    _You can only talk rubbish if you're aware __-about-__ of knowledge._ - K. Pilkington

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Incorrect, its actually "You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge".

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka Рік тому +1

      @@AA-hg5fk Actually it's it's, not "its", but thanks for pointing out my error in such a condescending, almost Gervaisian fashion.

  • @1000000man1
    @1000000man1 7 місяців тому

    They seem to forget stories he's told before. He tells the same story in slightly different words and Ricky and Steve don't seem to remember that they've heard it.
    For example, when he bought his mum the Victoria Plum gift. Ricky reacts pretty much the same way he did the first time, like can't remember it. Maybe it had been a while.

    • @jakeonyx4775
      @jakeonyx4775 2 місяці тому

      The last sentence cancels out the rest of your comment. You figured it out at the end.

    • @1000000man1
      @1000000man1 2 місяці тому

      @@jakeonyx4775 But if that's all it is, then both Ricky and Steve have terrible memories.

    • @jakeonyx4775
      @jakeonyx4775 2 місяці тому

      @@1000000man1 or they’ve listened to thousands of retarded story over years.

  • @reganpetty8803
    @reganpetty8803 7 років тому +5

    Stephen merchant is the best person in the world

    • @Hi.Im.Levi.
      @Hi.Im.Levi. 5 років тому +2

      He’s not even the best on the show lol

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому

      Disagree. I don't dislike Steve and he did some good things for the show like trying to subdue Ricky's outbursts to allow Karl to continue a hilarious monkey-based story but I often think he was a bit of a brown-nose to Ricky e.g. he would mock Karl to try and impress Ricky. The videos 'meet Karl pilkington' and 'learn English with Ricky Gervais' only feature Karl and Ricky and they are brilliant!

    • @Adam-fj9px
      @Adam-fj9px 2 роки тому

      @@AA-hg5fk learn English is mine and my dads favourite ever video every line was classic

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit7874 5 років тому +2

    Who goes on holiday without their 5 year old kid?? 🤨 Awful behaviour, yet again, from Karl’s parents.

    • @chellebrown6677
      @chellebrown6677 2 місяці тому

      Also the people who were looking after him going out and leaving a cat on top of him 😂😂

    • @geordieal9187
      @geordieal9187 Місяць тому

      What you talking about? This happened years ago, kids didn’t have to be attached to the umbilical cord until they were 25 like they are now

  • @justinwebber9968
    @justinwebber9968 4 роки тому +1

    I went to a similar church club, one of my friends went and asked if I wanted to come. I kept asking my parents, but they wouldn't let me go. Eventually, they gave in. I was quite young 5-7 ish, anyway the first couple of times it was playing games and sports. Next time I went, we were taken into the church, which was somehow hiding in the same building and spent the entire time being preached to about God.
    I didn't go back after that, it wasn't even about Christianity, I was really confused if anything, and didn't want to spend another hour and a half being bored.
    I remember they were really pushy, kept ringing my parents and even sent a few letters trying to get me to go back.

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 3 роки тому +1

      Do you think it was a cult?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      If you were in a church being preached to about God, it almost certainly was 'about Christianity '.
      I completely agree that children shouldn't have this stuff shoved down their throats though.

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 9 місяців тому +1

    At 59:35 Ricky showes how jerky he is! Ricky was in the wrong! He gets annoyed, because Karl got upset over getting the bin over his head. So Karl doesn't like getting garbage on him. And him saying that, hurts Ricky's feelings? Is Ricky mentally challenged? What a jerk!

  • @arigatuxful
    @arigatuxful 7 років тому +2

    what radio station is aired on?

    • @formative3d274
      @formative3d274 7 років тому +3

      Probably XFM.

    • @Blazekronos97
      @Blazekronos97 7 років тому +3

      arigatuxful yeah xfm and these are from years ago

    • @TWisM009
      @TWisM009 7 років тому +1

      arigatuxful How can you ask that question?

    • @arigatuxful
      @arigatuxful 7 років тому +1

      thanks peeps, I was just being lazy, I don't live in England see.

    • @themerchantofengland
      @themerchantofengland 7 років тому

      arigatuxful where do you live?

  • @HighscoreCreative
    @HighscoreCreative 7 років тому +1

    26:55 is so good hahaha

  • @zkhn21
    @zkhn21 4 роки тому

    Karl is an alternate genius🤔

  • @up2me810
    @up2me810 6 років тому +3

    I know it’s all for fun but in a way I feel sorry for Ricky and the Steven...bless their bias ignorance...
    Writing as I go... for all I know, Ricky haven’t learn shit... only the pre showed BS from his education system...

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ 4 місяці тому

    “I eht it”

  • @montypython4ever
    @montypython4ever 5 років тому

    its not the cof that caries you off, its the that i cari you off in! XD

    • @grease_monkey6078
      @grease_monkey6078 4 роки тому +3

      *it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin that carries you off in

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому

      Fail!

  • @ermerk
    @ermerk Рік тому

    27:00 Rubber Dingy

  • @slimshady2777
    @slimshady2777 5 років тому +3

    11:25 Karl says his parents had a (,something) shop .. butty shop? ..
    Anyone know what he says and what that is?

  • @mackabeats
    @mackabeats 3 роки тому

    We grow crop.

  • @Emmsies_OuO
    @Emmsies_OuO 6 років тому +5

    Does anyone know why Karl often refers to his brother as 'our kid'?
    (I think that's what he's saying but I might be wrong)

    • @Theroadlesstaken
      @Theroadlesstaken 6 років тому +15

      Emsies Our kid is a turn of phrase used in Manchester when referring or talking to their siblings.

    • @johnforkan1492
      @johnforkan1492 4 роки тому +1

      You're not English I'm guessing.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnforkan1492 I'm English and I'd never heard the phrase 'our kid'. There's loads of regional slang that you wouldn't reasonably expect someone from another area to understand.

    • @UserName-br5zu
      @UserName-br5zu 2 роки тому +1

      @@AA-hg5fk I’m not from Manchester and I’ve know about this saying since I was a child, you must live under a rock

    • @mccarthy5825
      @mccarthy5825 2 роки тому +2

      @@UserName-br5zu I'm from Dublin and I picked up the whole 'our kid' thing from the 90s when Oasis were huge. And as a 10 year old when Live Forever came out I was HOOKED!
      stuff like Royle Family, Early Doors, Frank Sidebottom, Corrie, Mrs Merton, the Coogan stuff like Paul/Pauline Calf was what I absolutely LOVE from 90s to now.

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 7 років тому +2

    56:28 In Karl's case, it would be "Billy Idiot".

  • @dixienormus7452
    @dixienormus7452 4 роки тому +1

    Pilokton 😂

  • @UNNOIN
    @UNNOIN 7 років тому +3

    43:56 1:10:33

  • @WeekendMuffin69
    @WeekendMuffin69 4 роки тому

    Alright

  • @TargetedPersona
    @TargetedPersona 6 років тому

    Why do all of these videos get a considerable amount of dislikes?

    • @hayleighritchings7321
      @hayleighritchings7321 5 років тому

      Montelimarr people who don’t understand humour. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 5 років тому +2

    best thing he did was getting out of manc and moving to London

    • @shane4362
      @shane4362 4 роки тому

      Bollocks

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 3 роки тому +1

      London’s rubbish, apparently. You can’t get soil anywhere there, but if you want a panini and a latte you can’t move for them.

    • @geordieal9187
      @geordieal9187 Місяць тому

      Don’t be so silly

  • @MochaRitz
    @MochaRitz 2 роки тому +2

    I'd listen to these so much more if Ricky was replaced by basically anybody else, basically all he does is cackle and contest ANYTHING Karl says.

  • @Toasterloaf
    @Toasterloaf 6 років тому +2

    Manchester? Rainy? Have you been to London??

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 6 років тому +7

      WTF? London is much warmer and drier than Manchester...

  • @rachelhoward1359
    @rachelhoward1359 4 роки тому

    Hilarious

  • @nocontextwhatever
    @nocontextwhatever 4 роки тому

    I wish he had mentioned the name of his magpie

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 Рік тому

    Victoria Plum.....sad.

  • @IoloBudski
    @IoloBudski Місяць тому

    Fat hairy Chinese UFO s what nx out of Karl's crazy mind and thoughts love it