Thought this was an Amazon movie, probably why it's getting a theatrical run. I may be wrong though. Anyway, I'll be watching on whatever streamer it lands on, if I still have a subscription, haha.
Nowadays I just assume that every movie with The Rock in it is bad. 🤷♀️ Red One is no different. My apologies to JK Simmons for being involved in this tripe.
How come Men In Black trilogy manage to balance the whole thing without crossing the stupid line but all the other movies can't seem to replicate that? Chris Evan need to fire his agent and get a new one
MIB had all the requirements met. Unique premise. Great characters. An amazing theme song. A style that sets it apart. Impressive practical and special effects work. Red One feels hollow and uninspired.
Back then people hated the MIB movies with a passion as well, especially the second one got tons of vitriol for being similar to the first movie and the third one for not being comedic enough.
I lost the respect I had for Dwayne Johnson after watching Black Adam. Took me a couple of days to process my disappointment and frustration, but here we are
Everyone forgets Chris Evans was a mediocre actor with mediocre roles. I'm not hating, just stating a fact. I enjoyed some of the mediocre movies, ya know? And you can always count on the rock to play the rock...why anyone keeps giving him roles is beyond me,, either way this movie looks like utter shit
JK Simmons DID NOT get in shape for Justice League. He got in shape on his own. He describes finding new interest in fitness and surprised the director of Whiplash when he came in with a muscular physique back in 2014.
You're on point: A $200 million original film that bombs is going to lead to more garbage being reproduced in the entertainment industry. That's beyond sad. And I can't believe they spent that much on this movie.
@@leblancgeorges1479 There are ways to cut back on the amount of garbage that is produced. For example, had they kept this budget to about $100 million (or less) the losses would be much smaller and would not put as much fear regarding future original projects. Did they HAVE to spend $200 million making this? This is going to be a massive bomb, which will lead to even more trash being put out there.
I saw this one on an RPX screen and I can’t believe that Dwayne Johnson compared this movie with a Oppenheimer IMAX experience, I’m like “wtf?!”. Even with an RPX screening for Red One, all I saw was just green screen bad VFX in a bad action scene.
In Germany we have a movie theatre subscriptions nowadays, so u can go as much as u want to for €20 a month…otherwise I would wait until it’s on Netflix 😅😂
Just got out of the theater watching this and I was out of it by the middle portion with the dwarves. I was just distracted by how grainy and crappy the film looked. Some of the green screen was so damn obvious. I’d rather watch Elf or The Santa Claus. Wasn’t feeling the Christmas spirit with this one
I thought after seeing the trailer a few months ago that this would be a dumb Netflix movie. I was wrong, they released it in theaters and it sucks ass, what a surprise 😂
I saw it today, it actually came out in Australia a week before the US. I thought it was gonna be a shorter movie, I looked at the time and 90 minutes had passed. I then looked it up and it was 2 hours! I didn’t know beforehand, should have been 100 minutes. didn’t know Bonnie Hunt was in it, knew her from Beethoven and Jumanji. She looks good, has aged well
Great review and funny you mention Rise of Guardians as I remember falling asleep in cinema watching that so if you thought that was fun then this movie must be really bad. But you're right I can't understand why the Rock movies cost so much to make. All his movies are $200 Million budget but it doesn't show on screen.
I actually liked this dumb movie :) But I was taken to the theater by my sister and her friend and had absolutely no idea it was going to be a movie about Santa, so I had zero expectations.
That movie was a bit better than I expected but I really wanted to see the Rock get slapped! LOL Also the movie was way too long, it felt like we were there for 3hrs and I rather more xmas stuff. I wanted to see Garcia, do more but ugh lol
I don't know why these movies have these insane budgets either but Amazon is multibillionnaire so it just pocket change for them.I enjoy seeing these movies on the big screen.If you want to find movies that don't deserve to be in the cinemas you surely can find alot worst than this.
The Rock has always been crap, let's be honest. Festive movies are complete shite nowadays. Overuse of CGI doesn't help because it's not charming, but of course the main problem is lack of talent and no understanding of storytelling.
I wanted to see it so since it was on Amazon prime we watched it and by we I meant me and my mom I liked it but probably won’t watch it again it needed more 🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄ and action
"Tinsel, not just for decoration" man...I need to watch the o.g. Santa clause again...I loved that movie!!! Is there a meme for when the E.L.F. wrap up that cop to break out Tim Allen? cuz...hehe if ya know ya know..sorry, I mean gif...🤗🤫🫣
Can’t believe they accidentally put a Netflix movie in theaters
They do it all the time 😂
Looking at Harold and the Purple Crayon
These Netflix movies have $200 Million budget. That's what big studios spend on cinema movies.
Thought this was an Amazon movie, probably why it's getting a theatrical run. I may be wrong though. Anyway, I'll be watching on whatever streamer it lands on, if I still have a subscription, haha.
I think it was suppose to just be an Amazon streaming movie .
All movies are streaming movies. This one worked great in the theater.
Nowadays I just assume that every movie with The Rock in it is bad. 🤷♀️ Red One is no different. My apologies to JK Simmons for being involved in this tripe.
Rock hasn't made a good movie in a long time. Jungle Cruise wasn't too bad and was watchable. But JK Simmons deserve better.
I still remember jk simmons in the show oz. Damn he's a great actor.
You assume correctly, op.
And can we please retire the cg polar bear?? He's been giving us the uncanny valley effect since the Coca Cola commercials.
Whats Christmas without the polar bear? Are you kidding?
@dos3622 😴 😴 😴
I thought this was a Netflix film when I saw the commercial months ago. I was shocked to find out in October it was coming to the Theater.
Word. This is the best movie to come out in years! Atleast that’s what The Rock says. The Rock. The Rock. The Rocks says.
It’s on Amazon prime it was a dark 🎥
200 million? Hollywood is going out of business
How come Men In Black trilogy manage to balance the whole thing without crossing the stupid line but all the other movies can't seem to replicate that?
Chris Evan need to fire his agent and get a new one
MIB had all the requirements met. Unique premise. Great characters. An amazing theme song. A style that sets it apart. Impressive practical and special effects work. Red One feels hollow and uninspired.
Back then people hated the MIB movies with a passion as well, especially the second one got tons of vitriol for being similar to the first movie and the third one for not being comedic enough.
only the 1st movie was good. MIB 2 and 3 were horrendous.
@@michaelotoole1807 MIB 3 wasn't too bad. The reboot with Hemsworth sucked big time though.
MIB 2 was garbage, but MIB 3 was great!
Adam can make a negative review of a bad movie entertaining
So over the Rock..he's such a phony, fake ego-maniac 🙄
YES
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I lost the respect I had for Dwayne Johnson after watching Black Adam. Took me a couple of days to process my disappointment and frustration, but here we are
What do you expect from a shill?
Everyone forgets Chris Evans was a mediocre actor with mediocre roles. I'm not hating, just stating a fact. I enjoyed some of the mediocre movies, ya know? And you can always count on the rock to play the rock...why anyone keeps giving him roles is beyond me,, either way this movie looks like utter shit
JK Simmons DID NOT get in shape for Justice League. He got in shape on his own. He describes finding new interest in fitness and surprised the director of Whiplash when he came in with a muscular physique back in 2014.
In the final fight scene I wish Chris Evans had said “I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!”
You're on point: A $200 million original film that bombs is going to lead to more garbage being reproduced in the entertainment industry. That's beyond sad. And I can't believe they spent that much on this movie.
One man's garbage is another man's gold.You'll never stop garbage no matter what you do.
@@leblancgeorges1479 There are ways to cut back on the amount of garbage that is produced. For example, had they kept this budget to about $100 million (or less) the losses would be much smaller and would not put as much fear regarding future original projects. Did they HAVE to spend $200 million making this? This is going to be a massive bomb, which will lead to even more trash being put out there.
2 hrs?!😮
I saw this one on an RPX screen and I can’t believe that Dwayne Johnson compared this movie with a Oppenheimer IMAX experience, I’m like “wtf?!”. Even with an RPX screening for Red One, all I saw was just green screen bad VFX in a bad action scene.
“I want to go to there…is what I’m saying.” Hahaha
Rise of the Guardians is such a good movie. I wish it had done better in theaters.
People hated it back then and now these people they use it as an excuse to hate another movie. Ironic and poetic in the same time.
In Germany we have a movie theatre subscriptions nowadays, so u can go as much as u want to for €20 a month…otherwise I would wait until it’s on Netflix 😅😂
Is it a chain? If so, which one?
I would have preferred to see Richard Donner's Night The Reindeer Died over this shlock
Dwayne Johnson is The Rock in: "Dwayne Johnson Makes The Rock Faces!"
😂😂😂😂 "subscribe for candy cane ass play" 😂😂😂😂😂
4:00 I'm actually in tears! 😭😭😭😭😭
Just got out of the theater watching this and I was out of it by the middle portion with the dwarves. I was just distracted by how grainy and crappy the film looked. Some of the green screen was so damn obvious. I’d rather watch Elf or The Santa Claus. Wasn’t feeling the Christmas spirit with this one
I'm watching this... Online... For free
I knew this movie would be too stupid for me even with a talented cast.
Thet trailer looks abyssmal. I'm not wasting my money on this.
Red One seems the least holiday themed movie made about Christmas. Not feeling the vibe at all on that one.
This movie is the best 2 hours in my life. 😎
Red flags all over the trailer
As a comic book fan, the title keeps making me think of “Red Son.” Which,,, isn’t super relevant but not great
why would santa need protection from? are people hunting for santa?
Sick of the Rock overrated actor Netflix is gone after this and the Tyson fight
Word. This is the best movie to come out in years! Atleast that’s what The Rock says. The Rock. The Rock. The Rocks says.
Nope not watching anything with crack rock in it 👍
Red One is now part of the Marvel Multiverse 😂
Anything with The Rock in it, is never going to be a even a C+ film. The trailer looked pretty good, though.
Now a polo shirt. What's next? A cardigan? Connor said mid.
I thought after seeing the trailer a few months ago that this would be a dumb Netflix movie. I was wrong, they released it in theaters and it sucks ass, what a surprise 😂
Was it ever explained why Rock is wearing a back to the future 2 jacket?
I'm not one for Christmas movies but, if i was going to see a Christmas movie? THIS is it. At least the trailers for it made it look really fun.
It's one of the best Xmas movies I've seen. Once you accept the dumb premise, it's pretty fun.
I saw it today, it actually came out in Australia a week before the US. I thought it was gonna be a shorter movie, I looked at the time and 90 minutes had passed. I then looked it up and it was 2 hours! I didn’t know beforehand, should have been 100 minutes.
didn’t know Bonnie Hunt was in it, knew her from Beethoven and Jumanji. She looks good, has aged well
oh no. it's red minus fun
Reindeer were awesome 🎉😊😊
I wish I cold give you a million thumbs up for the title of this review. And this review. Outstanding.
Loved it! Great action , nice humor, great special effects! A fun sci-fi fantasy romp. Bring on Red One Two for next Christmas!
Great review and funny you mention Rise of Guardians as I remember falling asleep in cinema watching that so if you thought that was fun then this movie must be really bad. But you're right I can't understand why the Rock movies cost so much to make. All his movies are $200 Million budget but it doesn't show on screen.
I literally thought it was that Red something movie Netflix released earlier this year.
JK Simmons got jacked for his 10second scene in BvS wearing a trench coat.
I'm ready to see Deadpool in Read One 2
Dodged this dud… thank goodness
you in the thumbnail: 😯
I actually liked this dumb movie :)
But I was taken to the theater by my sister and her friend and had absolutely no idea it was going to be a movie about Santa, so I had zero expectations.
Are there enough good movies this year to even make a top ten list?
Mainly horror and thrillers. They have been pretty awesome this year!
Yeah dude it took like 15 minutes of the rock on screen to realize he took this role to seriously lol
I liked it as a guilty pleasure
It's dumb, but fun :)
A bunch of soulless celebs make a soulless movie. I've seen that one before.
That movie was a bit better than I expected but I really wanted to see the Rock get slapped! LOL Also the movie was way too long, it felt like we were there for 3hrs and I rather more xmas stuff. I wanted to see Garcia, do more but ugh lol
Not real life???
A movie with Santa Claus should not be real life...... At Alll!!!!
Why is the movie called red one and does any character in the movie say red one in the script??
Isn't it the code for Santa's sleigh?
He is turning himself to steven seagal 😂😂
I don't know why these movies have these insane budgets either but Amazon is multibillionnaire so it just pocket change for them.I enjoy seeing these movies on the big screen.If you want to find movies that don't deserve to be in the cinemas you surely can find alot worst than this.
I'm going just for the snowmen. Don't expect much from Hollywood these days.
The Rock has always been crap, let's be honest. Festive movies are complete shite nowadays. Overuse of CGI doesn't help because it's not charming, but of course the main problem is lack of talent and no understanding of storytelling.
I liked seeing the trailer but I guess the movie sucks so I won't see it
The movie is hilarious. The theater was packed when I saw it with lots of people laughing.
@@qui-gonrick7002maybe they laced the popcorn
It's a fun movie. Dumb yes, but fun.
It's like Rise of the Guardians...only terrible 😏
Untrue, at least a piece of coal you can light and will warm you
Every movie this year has been garbage in one way or another so sad.
No gladiator 2 review??
Tx!
Rock is always chasing that Oscar
the Rock is the millstone of this movie
Don't forget about nepo baby Kimmel
The rock has made 0 good movies.
Central Intelligence🎉
Moana 🎉
Looks terrible 😅 great review as always Adam
I wanted to see it so since it was on Amazon prime we watched it and by we I meant me and my mom I liked it but probably won’t watch it again it needed more 🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄🐻❄ and action
I think I'd rather watch hot frosty over this.
Trash movie 😂
Like Kamala Harris's accents lol
Watch Anora. Cleanse your palate.
we still watching leberals Hollywood movies nothing good all garbage
idc.... what people say about this film.... i will be watching the film featuring
Dwayne Johnson
Chris Evans
Lucy Lu
It's a fun movie!
"Tinsel, not just for decoration" man...I need to watch the o.g. Santa clause again...I loved that movie!!!
Is there a meme for when the E.L.F. wrap up that cop to break out Tim Allen? cuz...hehe if ya know ya know..sorry, I mean gif...🤗🤫🫣
It's a bait-and-switch; it's really about a young genius girl's coming-of-age...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮