55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.
@@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'
10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?
Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..
@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?
@@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.
@@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.
Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality
Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)
some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!" "Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."
my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD
4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.
Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it? It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.
1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.
Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route
@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.
@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?
@@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.
10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.
@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death
1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.
@@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.
The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).
8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.
No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.
6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.
Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.
@@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."
@@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.
Had a friend in what some would call High School Religion Class Story We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one. My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open. Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one) Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher. One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick, Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him" We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end. Teacher: Amen Rest of Class: Amen My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~ Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD
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34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No one's bashing the lashes. But you can't complain about it being hard to be cute when there are easier/cheaper ways to do it. It's not hard. You're just bougie 😂
0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging." I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve. But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.
@ 14:00 that’s not the real Campbell’s account that’s this dude here on UA-cam who likes to troll conservatives named Palmer Trolls if y’all wanna see him. He’s behind a lot of the popular company “Clapbacks” (but not Wendy’s I don’t think) I love how much he messes with homophobic and racist people. It honestly makes my day when he uploads (If you saw the whole “it’s okay to be gay, and it’s okay to be Trey” “Trey we’re still closed” “We’re gay lovers”
A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer
The guys who invented half of modern science and mathematics were either 700 BC politheists or 1500 christians, it would be a little ironic to insult that, wouldnt it?
I'm sorry that people in the church have said that people like us are mistakes. I don't think you're a mistake I think you're a person. People get attracted to other people; a very normal part of life. If these types of people even read a bit of the gospel, they would shut their mouths about it and work on themselves first( this is for anyone who needs to hear it)
The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.
10:52 Differences and uniqueness are Satan's work. The Devil has given us the free will to... have any opinions on anything. And to give consent. And for women to be independent.
People who say that you're selfish for not having kids keep forgetting that they were the only ones involved in the decision-making process for their own baby. At least ideally. You don't have a baby because it'll magically fix the world. You have a baby because you want one, you fear missing out, you lack purpose or because you want your genes perpetuated in the next generation. The only way in which you could really "selflessly" have a child, is if you didn't want it and others had to talk you into getting one, in which case Congrats, hope you learn to love your kid in the months before it starts remembering.
9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.
Ok, for y'all's information, the Bible doesn't say that gay ppl are mistakes. He says that the sin is an abomination, but he still loves the ppl. Kinda like when your mom is mad at you but still loves you. Check the facts from the Bible first, not some dumb preacher who's read two verses of the Bible in his life.
its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same -adkins (seen in this vid) -atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads) -atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids)) and so much more
54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.
I literally did not realize he was bisexual until watching this video. When he said he wasn't straight, the whole world could hear my aggressive subsribe button clicking lol.
One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc
Alright but Ricky gervais doesn't earn that "burn" because he was entirely in bad faith with that first response, completely ignoring the fact the original was talking about hate speech, harassment, and misinformation
1:17 Because she herself is making it about how you look to other people and not how to look to yourself. It would be fine if she did thise for herself to make her feel better but the sole reason she is doing those things is to attract other people with temporary and self depriving objects
10:45 "Too wise to make a mistake" God made his first two humans naturally ignorant to the concepts of good, evil, and just thought in general. He then tells them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, which they did by being convinced by a talking snake who may or may not be either Satan or Lilith. "Too loving to be unkind" God evicts his first humans from Eden for the bullshit rules he set, flooded the Earth, let children die horrifically, let people viciously murder his son, and just killed a child out of petty jealousy
9:37 I actually have 7 outfits that get mixed up everyone in a while, but they’re still relatively always the same. I definitely don’t care if someone wears the same thing twice
55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.
Preach. I get weeks, sometimes months out of a single piece…of pyjamas.
Yeah, this isn’t even about gender. Your average person wouldn’t care less if you wear the same thing countless times, thats why we wash clothes.
@@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'
9:27 lol
Same, I still have clothes from my high school and university days. Since they still fit, I still wear them instead of buying new things lol
"I am he"🔥🔥🔥🔥
Banger introduction
Oh great god of the comment section, when will Matt rose collaborate with remake
He's him
Jesus literally introduces himself with his pronouns.
he is he
In the orignal language pronouns were not gender specific.
10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?
Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..
@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?
@@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.
You see because god is an asshole if he was loving and kind the prayers he received each day would be none
@@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.
All of humanity was a mistake, Robin
Most* but the most is so big it might as well be all TBH
Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality
he knows
@@blender_777 humanity WAS a mistake? humans are still around, right?
@@xotlxoltyna yeah making humanity was a mistake
22:03 Jack was so enamored by the idea of a homeless sesame Street character that he started turning into Elmo!
21:34 Jack concerned about the scooter on the floor and no one gonna mention the ASSAULT RIFLE in the window?
America
Average America sightings
problem?
Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)
@@Gliese710_ We all hate for you to be that guy too.
Ben Shapiro is the embodiment of small dog energy. Always yapping but any real push back and they cry back to safety.
Ben Shitperro
@@nilzakindigo Funny since perro means dog in Spanish
Ben Shapiro made some really valid points in video "Ben Shapiro smacks down black lies matter"
@@LeGion-b3c Uh oh, a fanboy made it in here
I thought you said small dong energy
which would also work out
People who say “(name) doesn’t use pronouns!” Definitely didn’t graduate elementary school… or whichever grade does basic grammar
Preschool/kindergarten
some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!"
"Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."
my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD
they dropped out of primary school
4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.
a person who was never bothered by the connecting noise on dial up!
Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it?
It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.
Even an iPhone 3G is still somewhat usable in 2024
And also who the hell will think badly of someone because of some circuit boards and a screen they use 💀
@@therealloganyt237 and like bro i aint selling my double kidney rgb setup for a phone that bends when it shoudlnt
10:45 Christian here, nobody said your a mistake. God loves equally and every human has worth. Love your vids btw
Thank you man exactly
I am atheist
@@Thepluhmaster thats ypur decicion to make me personaly my life ia way better with god in it i feel like i have a purpose
@@Razink_edits ok
@@Thepluhmaster not tryna convert u or some shit but i just wanna tell u my reasoning
1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.
Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route
You know liking something doesn't mean you have to enjoy every single aspect of it and can never say anything bad about it
@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.
@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?
@@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.
i understand wigs being so expensive or costing more BUT WHY EVERYTHING ELSEEE😭😭
Why use wigs at all just to cover up your already existing hair(not saying your doing so lol).
@@jackarock6425 some ppl are alergic to hair dye or have alopecia
@@jackarock6425 also sometimes u can just have it for special events but some ppl like to wear them all the time lol
@@jackarock6425 Well, if your hair looks awful no matter what you do with it or you don't have much or no hair at all you do need a wig.
@@Grey_Warden_Invasion then you embrace the baldism.
22:20 Dude, the trashcan is Oscar's porch, he has a mansion that is under most of the street... he has his own **bowling alley** down there
Another theory is that Oscar is a disgruntled time lord. The can seems to be bigger on the inside.
10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.
@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death
@@christophersamueldearlysih262merciful is a bit overrated when he still kills 99% of everything.
native americans watching as their competitior religion kill everybody
he didnt fucked up. satan fucked up God,s creation
“I’m him”
“I am him”
“I he”
“he is i”
“hee hee!”*turns into Micheal Jackson*
1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.
You don't "need" to, yes. But it's likely she enjoys the process of getting all dolled up as well as the result
@@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.
Calling Lauren Boebert "Klannie Oakley" I'm fuckin dead. lmao.
Time stamp?
Edit: nvm it’s 11:26
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 1:50:17
Thank you I was trying so hard to find 0:00
Dude, thank you so much for this. The fact you went to from 0:00 - 1:50:17 to let us know is pure heroism. Thank you and may God Bless your soul.
Tysm omg❤
The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).
8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.
Im 1,93 and same, although i just mistrust everyone
1.81 cm??
man, you tiny
Bro is smallest person ever💀
@@remixgameyt1172 nah its fine here, thanks.
@@CodeNascher_ no , 181cm, which is nearly 2m (1.8m)
Damn those roasts are crazy.
Just like your mom aha haha:p
just like your dad lmao :p
just like your girlfriend in bed lol :p
Like your non existent father lol
@@dumbdragon2129 bruh
No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.
Holy hell
Everything Everywhere All At Once is nearly 2 and a half hours long. No Country for Old Men probably just FEELS like that.
@@jamiethal1319 Don't like the movie, Everything, Everywhere All At Once.
6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.
Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.
@@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."
@@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.
Had a friend in what some would call High School
Religion Class Story
We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one.
My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open.
Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one)
Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher.
One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick,
Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him"
We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end.
Teacher: Amen
Rest of Class: Amen
My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~
Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD
An amazing friend.
Really committed to the role
My response to a Karen coming in would be a hearty chuckle then me responding with “Unfortunate, leave”
2:16 DiCaprio catching strays when he's nowhere near the building 🤣
i just realized how old the "moms should skip the coffee shop line" meme is
thats a tim horton's cup that hasnt beencused since 2012
23:20 "Deaf people prob never heard of em" got me so good 😂😂😂
15:24 the emkay editor is a total sassafras and I'm all for it
14:00 , i work in customer service and can 1000% agree. We should have like a 'purge' day where we can talk to customers like they talk to us
Dear Emkay,
Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment.
Dear people,
Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤
I will.
"No balls no opinion" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Women crying rn
So it should be the same for men, right? No uterus, no opinions? Keeping our opinions to our respective gender.
@@Cute_Scam_Likely true
@@Cute_Scam_Likelymakes sense 👍
34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.
1:15 If they like it, I don't think they would be complaining about it, Robin.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No one's bashing the lashes. But you can't complain about it being hard to be cute when there are easier/cheaper ways to do it. It's not hard. You're just bougie 😂
I love Robin's rants
bot bc I seen u before
Cut out the "he" from "i am he" And then you get one of the most evil things ever.
I have no mouth and I must scream ahh comment 😭
@-P4nda_H3re- real
i am???
Nah, I remember the Elmo Movie, it may be a trashcan on the outside, but Oscar lowk got the nicest crib of the entire hood
1:56 the fact brown is just a darker orange 😂
0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging."
I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve.
But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.
another brit found in the wild?
common sense, not rare sense gang
Bro, FAILED ACTOR, my guy you are one of the greatest voice actors, let alone real actors o have ever heard. No-on can replace you Robin
Getting a coors light ad right at 1:42:34 that starts with the words “cold water” was very unexpected, but also very funny
@ 14:00 that’s not the real Campbell’s account that’s this dude here on UA-cam who likes to troll conservatives named Palmer Trolls if y’all wanna see him. He’s behind a lot of the popular company “Clapbacks” (but not Wendy’s I don’t think)
I love how much he messes with homophobic and racist people. It honestly makes my day when he uploads
(If you saw the whole “it’s okay to be gay, and it’s okay to be Trey”
“Trey we’re still closed”
“We’re gay lovers”
12:18 That weirdo thinking Italy is Mexico perfectly captured everything that is wrong with the American education system.
I did the math this comment section is literally 50% bots
Love good ol’ UA-cam 😊
have a nice day! 🌸😁
Are you sure it’s that low?
are you sure?
Dead internet theory has become dead internet fact
Robin please stop ranting bro we are here for funnies not angys 🙏
Edit: I love that everyone committed to the joke in the sub comments
balls
balls
Balls
@@A_Person1260Cubes!
Balls
A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer
Any excuse to say something bad about christians
The guys who invented half of modern science and mathematics were either 700 BC politheists or 1500 christians, it would be a little ironic to insult that, wouldnt it?
@@StackND how does this relate ANYTHING to the comment? 🤨
@@shellder_gaming just a little reminder
@@shellder_gamingHe doesn't have an actual argument. Just ignore him.
19:38 the lord made wheat but not bread , he makes the start and guides you to the end
The witch's call censorship keeps catching me off guard😂
I'm sorry that people in the church have said that people like us are mistakes. I don't think you're a mistake I think you're a person. People get attracted to other people; a very normal part of life. If these types of people even read a bit of the gospel, they would shut their mouths about it and work on themselves first( this is for anyone who needs to hear it)
1:24:58 people eat rabbit and horse as a pretty normal dish in a lot of countries it's not that weird
10:55 I think that the serious answer would be probably because it refers to blowing a flute or a whistle, as in you put your mouth and... You get it.
All I got from watching this was wanting to give Robin a hug! You're not a mistake! 😂😭
I'm a man and I don't feel safe walking around at night. This is America, guns are everywhere.
i just love the insult "dork ass looser" that robin has introduced to me
"Jesus christ didnt have pronouns"
My brother in christ, jesus didnt actually EXIST, hes a storybook character 😂
most historians actually agree that he most likely did exist.
The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.
What part of the video did you find it
he did exist! it's just not proven he did all of the things christians say he did
Just realized we're both from Spokane, nice to know someone else loves that little city
21:29 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARNT TRIANGULAR?!?!?!
42:15 This sounds like something you’d find on the strange(er) part of ao3.
As someone from Spokane every time EmKay brings up he’s from here I get shocked then I remember I’ve heard that many times. 😂
12:33 the fact that enoch isn’t valid in the Bible
10:52 Differences and uniqueness are Satan's work. The Devil has given us the free will to... have any opinions on anything. And to give consent. And for women to be independent.
Big rule of the internet: learn how you could possibly be roasted for anything you’re about to post
People who say that you're selfish for not having kids keep forgetting that they were the only ones involved in the decision-making process for their own baby. At least ideally.
You don't have a baby because it'll magically fix the world. You have a baby because you want one, you fear missing out, you lack purpose or because you want your genes perpetuated in the next generation.
The only way in which you could really "selflessly" have a child, is if you didn't want it and others had to talk you into getting one, in which case Congrats, hope you learn to love your kid in the months before it starts remembering.
3:00 im actuallty running on 0 horus of sleep thank you
"horus" 💀
I understand its a misspelling, but it's the first time I see "hours" misspelled like that. 😂
@@ClaytinJvr the sleep deprivation is crazy
9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.
33:50 ask each friend for a dollar and if they are really loyal they will give you it and you get 30 million dollars and 30 million friedns
Ok, for y'all's information, the Bible doesn't say that gay ppl are mistakes. He says that the sin is an abomination, but he still loves the ppl. Kinda like when your mom is mad at you but still loves you. Check the facts from the Bible first, not some dumb preacher who's read two verses of the Bible in his life.
So he thinks the actions that you're displaying are abominations and then claim he still loves you?! Man that's sounds crazy and not loving.
The campbell one it's a humorist he always does that.
31:25 em*sturb*tion c*cklomation is actually hilarious
its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same
-adkins (seen in this vid)
-atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads)
-atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids))
and so much more
54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.
48:25 The freaking ECHO!
Andy Wang is a hero we didn't know we needed, a hero with out a cape I shall enjoy celebrating Lunar New year next year. 6:15
I felt fear when I heard a Price impression spout such.. horrifying nonsense. Shook me to my core /hj
Robin, never stop your rants, spittin' facts!
1:36:27 as a NB person. I always wanna look like a bartender.... but now WITH A CAPE.
I literally did not realize he was bisexual until watching this video. When he said he wasn't straight, the whole world could hear my aggressive subsribe button clicking lol.
4:57 can someone please explain the meaning of this and how it is a clever comeback, I don’t understand what this means
One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc
BRO
"pretty bold of you to say that since you got name after the sound a plunger makes" IS INSANE I'D DIE ON THE SPOT
Can we please do European or Indian political banter for a change
Alright but Ricky gervais doesn't earn that "burn" because he was entirely in bad faith with that first response, completely ignoring the fact the original was talking about hate speech, harassment, and misinformation
21:47 love how the blurred nipples makes it look like he has boobs and they’re in a bra lol
"What do the parents even do in those situations? Twiddle their thumbs?" Better question, what *happens when the son guesses the passwords?*
Fun fact: No one has watched the whole video yet (it has been 26 minutes lol)
You got me there 😂
What if you've already seen all the videos in it tho?
So this only loaded in while I was watching, and I was confused since it was Six hours ago for me
Editors might have, if only one did it all
Attention seeker
1:17 Because she herself is making it about how you look to other people and not how to look to yourself. It would be fine if she did thise for herself to make her feel better but the sole reason she is doing those things is to attract other people with temporary and self depriving objects
The thumbnail is a screenshot of twitter, not reddit
Yeah and the video is on UA-cam, not reddit either! Seems like other social media can appear on other social media! Wow!
@@haycoat9389 truuueeeeeeeeeeee
"No balls, No opinion" is goddamn COR- -FUCKING- -RECT.
half the comments are sex bots lmao
P0rn accounts too.
10:45 "Too wise to make a mistake"
God made his first two humans naturally ignorant to the concepts of good, evil, and just thought in general. He then tells them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, which they did by being convinced by a talking snake who may or may not be either Satan or Lilith.
"Too loving to be unkind"
God evicts his first humans from Eden for the bullshit rules he set, flooded the Earth, let children die horrifically, let people viciously murder his son, and just killed a child out of petty jealousy
@BozoBrainedGod works in mysterious ways while his followers work in fucking stupid ways
@BozoBrained indoctrination sucks
The amount of bot comments already accounts made 2 hours ago
Did the math, 50%
Sad
Church of Satan having the greatest comebacks🔥🔥🔥
What's the moaning voice in between? Do y'all hear that too?
It’s like a censor noise
Bru activated my fight or flight reflexes (I watched Re:Zero and instantly recognise the sound)
Jack absolutely DESTROYED Sneako 24:19
1 min gang
👇
Just FYI "Customer Service" is a kind of Positive Troll account, so that %100 is not the actual brands responding.
When James Blunt was younger, in his uniform and singing love songs.. the people who mock him are sooooooo jealous! A hero and beautiful!
14:25 desire and necessity arent the same thing and people need to accept that
Robin is the brennan Lee mulligan of emkay
9:37 I actually have 7 outfits that get mixed up everyone in a while, but they’re still relatively always the same. I definitely don’t care if someone wears the same thing twice
Not the biggest fan of some of these, but you make good enough points that I do consider your view of it.
Honestly, I've turned into a functional alcoholic playing competitive games for more than 2 - 3 hours a week. So he's not wrong there.