55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.
@@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'
10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?
Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..
@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?
@@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.
@@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.
Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality
4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.
Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it? It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.
Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)
1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.
Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route
@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.
@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?
@@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.
some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!" "Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."
my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD
10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.
@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death
2:50 most 22 year olds are in college and if they aren’t they’re working for their own living for the first time ever with a likely unstable job?? they did NOT get 10 hours of sleep last night, they probably did sleep at all 😭😭
The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No one's bashing the lashes. But you can't complain about it being hard to be cute when there are easier/cheaper ways to do it. It's not hard. You're just bougie 😂
8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.
1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.
@@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.
34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.
@1:03:30 yeah, "English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language, mugging other languages in back alleys for spare grammar" is still my favorite description of this language ever
Dear Emkay, Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment. Dear people, Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤
6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.
Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.
@@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."
@@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.
Had a friend in what some would call High School Religion Class Story We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one. My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open. Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one) Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher. One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick, Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him" We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end. Teacher: Amen Rest of Class: Amen My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~ Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD
Note: Sprite, minus carbonation, flavors, sweeteners, and preservatives, is literally the exact water that's sold as Dasani. Unrelated: If you don't speak any other languages, you do have to speak English, but no sir, you do *not* HAVE to like it.
No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.
A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer
The guys who invented half of modern science and mathematics were either 700 BC politheists or 1500 christians, it would be a little ironic to insult that, wouldnt it?
0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging." I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve. But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.
@ 14:00 that’s not the real Campbell’s account that’s this dude here on UA-cam who likes to troll conservatives named Palmer Trolls if y’all wanna see him. He’s behind a lot of the popular company “Clapbacks” (but not Wendy’s I don’t think) I love how much he messes with homophobic and racist people. It honestly makes my day when he uploads (If you saw the whole “it’s okay to be gay, and it’s okay to be Trey” “Trey we’re still closed” “We’re gay lovers”
The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.
I'm sorry that people in the church have said that people like us are mistakes. I don't think you're a mistake I think you're a person. People get attracted to other people; a very normal part of life. If these types of people even read a bit of the gospel, they would shut their mouths about it and work on themselves first( this is for anyone who needs to hear it)
its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same -adkins (seen in this vid) -atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads) -atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids)) and so much more
Alright but Ricky gervais doesn't earn that "burn" because he was entirely in bad faith with that first response, completely ignoring the fact the original was talking about hate speech, harassment, and misinformation
I literally did not realize he was bisexual until watching this video. When he said he wasn't straight, the whole world could hear my aggressive subsribe button clicking lol.
54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.
9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.
1:55 How does Robin not know what it means? It means the girl and her friend want to a frat party, and the two of them spent the night there (ie hooked up). So she can’t really talk about bad influences or bad behavior
One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc
12:38 it's even funnier when you consider that the book they're referencing is the book of Enoch, which is apocriph and does not belong to the holy scriptures. Edit: this guy sounds like if the 10th doctor had a voice modulator.
10:45 "Too wise to make a mistake" God made his first two humans naturally ignorant to the concepts of good, evil, and just thought in general. He then tells them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, which they did by being convinced by a talking snake who may or may not be either Satan or Lilith. "Too loving to be unkind" God evicts his first humans from Eden for the bullshit rules he set, flooded the Earth, let children die horrifically, let people viciously murder his son, and just killed a child out of petty jealousy
"I am he"🔥🔥🔥🔥
Banger introduction
Oh great god of the comment section, when will Matt rose collaborate with remake
He's him
Jesus literally introduces himself with his pronouns.
he is he
In the orignal language pronouns were not gender specific.
55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.
Preach. I get weeks, sometimes months out of a single piece…of pyjamas.
Yeah, this isn’t even about gender. Your average person wouldn’t care less if you wear the same thing countless times, thats why we wash clothes.
@@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'
9:27 lol
Same, I still have clothes from my high school and university days. Since they still fit, I still wear them instead of buying new things lol
10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?
Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..
@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?
@@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.
You see because god is an asshole if he was loving and kind the prayers he received each day would be none
@@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.
22:03 Jack was so enamored by the idea of a homeless sesame Street character that he started turning into Elmo!
All of humanity was a mistake, Robin
Most* but the most is so big it might as well be all TBH
Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality
he knows
@@blender_777 humanity WAS a mistake? humans are still around, right?
@@xotlxoltyna yeah making humanity was a mistake
4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.
a person who was never bothered by the connecting noise on dial up!
Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it?
It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.
Even an iPhone 3G is still somewhat usable in 2024
And also who the hell will think badly of someone because of some circuit boards and a screen they use 💀
@@therealloganyt237 and like bro i aint selling my double kidney rgb setup for a phone that bends when it shoudlnt
21:34 Jack concerned about the scooter on the floor and no one gonna mention the ASSAULT RIFLE in the window?
America
Average America sightings
problem?
Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)
@@Gliese710_ We all hate for you to be that guy too.
22:20 Dude, the trashcan is Oscar's porch, he has a mansion that is under most of the street... he has his own **bowling alley** down there
Another theory is that Oscar is a disgruntled time lord. The can seems to be bigger on the inside.
“I’m him”
“I am him”
“I he”
“he is i”
“hee hee!”*turns into Micheal Jackson*
🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️
10:45 Christian here, nobody said your a mistake. God loves equally and every human has worth. Love your vids btw
Thank you man exactly
I am atheist
@@Thepluhmaster thats ypur decicion to make me personaly my life ia way better with god in it i feel like i have a purpose
@@Razink_edits ok
@@Thepluhmaster not tryna convert u or some shit but i just wanna tell u my reasoning
i understand wigs being so expensive or costing more BUT WHY EVERYTHING ELSEEE😭😭
Why use wigs at all just to cover up your already existing hair(not saying your doing so lol).
@@jackarock6425 some ppl are alergic to hair dye or have alopecia
@@jackarock6425 also sometimes u can just have it for special events but some ppl like to wear them all the time lol
@@jackarock6425 Well, if your hair looks awful no matter what you do with it or you don't have much or no hair at all you do need a wig.
@@Grey_Warden_Invasion then you embrace the baldism.
Calling Lauren Boebert "Klannie Oakley" I'm fuckin dead. lmao.
Time stamp?
Edit: nvm it’s 11:26
1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.
Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route
You know liking something doesn't mean you have to enjoy every single aspect of it and can never say anything bad about it
@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.
@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?
@@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.
Ben Shapiro is the embodiment of small dog energy. Always yapping but any real push back and they cry back to safety.
Ben Shitperro
@@nilzakindigo Funny since perro means dog in Spanish
Ben Shapiro made some really valid points in video "Ben Shapiro smacks down black lies matter"
@@LeGion-b3c Uh oh, a fanboy made it in here
I thought you said small dong energy
which would also work out
People who say “(name) doesn’t use pronouns!” Definitely didn’t graduate elementary school… or whichever grade does basic grammar
Preschool/kindergarten
some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!"
"Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."
my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD
they dropped out of primary school
2:16 DiCaprio catching strays when he's nowhere near the building 🤣
10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.
@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death
@@christophersamueldearlysih262merciful is a bit overrated when he still kills 99% of everything.
native americans watching as their competitior religion kill everybody
he didnt fucked up. satan fucked up God,s creation
2:50 most 22 year olds are in college and if they aren’t they’re working for their own living for the first time ever with a likely unstable job?? they did NOT get 10 hours of sleep last night, they probably did sleep at all 😭😭
The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).
My response to a Karen coming in would be a hearty chuckle then me responding with “Unfortunate, leave”
1:15 If they like it, I don't think they would be complaining about it, Robin.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No one's bashing the lashes. But you can't complain about it being hard to be cute when there are easier/cheaper ways to do it. It's not hard. You're just bougie 😂
15:24 the emkay editor is a total sassafras and I'm all for it
i just realized how old the "moms should skip the coffee shop line" meme is
thats a tim horton's cup that hasnt beencused since 2012
8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.
Im 1,93 and same, although i just mistrust everyone
1.81 cm??
man, you tiny
Bro is smallest person ever💀
@@remixgameyt1172 nah its fine here, thanks.
@@CodeNascher_ no , 181cm, which is nearly 2m (1.8m)
Andy Wang is a hero we didn't know we needed, a hero with out a cape I shall enjoy celebrating Lunar New year next year. 6:15
1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.
You don't "need" to, yes. But it's likely she enjoys the process of getting all dolled up as well as the result
@@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.
23:20 "Deaf people prob never heard of em" got me so good 😂😂😂
34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.
@1:03:30 yeah, "English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language, mugging other languages in back alleys for spare grammar" is still my favorite description of this language ever
Nah, I remember the Elmo Movie, it may be a trashcan on the outside, but Oscar lowk got the nicest crib of the entire hood
"Y'all think being cute is easy"
There's a difference between looking cute and looking like you had eight consecutive plastic surgeries.
Damn those roasts are crazy.
Just like your mom aha haha:p
just like your dad lmao :p
just like your girlfriend in bed lol :p
Like your non existent father lol
@@dumbdragon2129 bruh
"What do the parents even do in those situations? Twiddle their thumbs?" Better question, what *happens when the son guesses the passwords?*
I love Robin's rants
@@Clenner0I believe that’s called having a UA-cam channel.
Dear Emkay,
Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment.
Dear people,
Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤
I will.
"No balls no opinion" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Women crying rn
So it should be the same for men, right? No uterus, no opinions? Keeping our opinions to our respective gender.
@@Cute_Scam_Likely true
@@Cute_Scam_Likelymakes sense 👍
@@Cute_Scam_Likely unless they are a trans man with a uterus then they have a say
“God just be making anybody” is a crazy insult I must use
6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.
Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.
@@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."
@@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.
Robin talking about public transport makes me feel proud as a fellow washingtonian
Had a friend in what some would call High School
Religion Class Story
We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one.
My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open.
Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one)
Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher.
One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick,
Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him"
We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end.
Teacher: Amen
Rest of Class: Amen
My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~
Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD
An amazing friend.
Really committed to the role
Atleast the ending is funny. I was expecting some major drama in the end
W friend
Getting a coors light ad right at 1:42:34 that starts with the words “cold water” was very unexpected, but also very funny
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 1:50:17
Thank you I was trying so hard to find 0:00
Dude, thank you so much for this. The fact you went to from 0:00 - 1:50:17 to let us know is pure heroism. Thank you and may God Bless your soul.
Tysm omg❤
Note: Sprite, minus carbonation, flavors, sweeteners, and preservatives, is literally the exact water that's sold as Dasani.
Unrelated: If you don't speak any other languages, you do have to speak English, but no sir, you do *not* HAVE to like it.
1:56 the fact brown is just a darker orange 😂
No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.
Holy hell
Everything Everywhere All At Once is nearly 2 and a half hours long. No Country for Old Men probably just FEELS like that.
@@jamiethal1319 Don't like the movie, Everything, Everywhere All At Once.
A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer
Any excuse to say something bad about christians
The guys who invented half of modern science and mathematics were either 700 BC politheists or 1500 christians, it would be a little ironic to insult that, wouldnt it?
@@StackND how does this relate ANYTHING to the comment? 🤨
@@shellder_gaming just a little reminder
@@shellder_gamingHe doesn't have an actual argument. Just ignore him.
12:18 That weirdo thinking Italy is Mexico perfectly captured everything that is wrong with the American education system.
12:33 the fact that enoch isn’t valid in the Bible
found the protestant
I did the math this comment section is literally 50% bots
Love good ol’ UA-cam 😊
have a nice day! 🌸😁
Are you sure it’s that low?
are you sure?
Dead internet theory has become dead internet fact
31:25 em*sturb*tion c*cklomation is actually hilarious
0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging."
I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve.
But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.
another brit found in the wild?
common sense, not rare sense gang
19:38 the lord made wheat but not bread , he makes the start and guides you to the end
@ 14:00 that’s not the real Campbell’s account that’s this dude here on UA-cam who likes to troll conservatives named Palmer Trolls if y’all wanna see him. He’s behind a lot of the popular company “Clapbacks” (but not Wendy’s I don’t think)
I love how much he messes with homophobic and racist people. It honestly makes my day when he uploads
(If you saw the whole “it’s okay to be gay, and it’s okay to be Trey”
“Trey we’re still closed”
“We’re gay lovers”
21:29 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARNT TRIANGULAR?!?!?!
42:15 This sounds like something you’d find on the strange(er) part of ao3.
10:55 I think that the serious answer would be probably because it refers to blowing a flute or a whistle, as in you put your mouth and... You get it.
3:00 im actuallty running on 0 horus of sleep thank you
"horus" 💀
I understand its a misspelling, but it's the first time I see "hours" misspelled like that. 😂
@@ClaytinJvr the sleep deprivation is crazy
"Jesus christ didnt have pronouns"
My brother in christ, jesus didnt actually EXIST, hes a storybook character 😂
most historians actually agree that he most likely did exist.
The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.
What part of the video did you find it
he did exist! it's just not proven he did all of the things christians say he did
Jesus most certainly did factually exist according to actual history, and he did have pronouns.
i just love the insult "dork ass looser" that robin has introduced to me
Big rule of the internet: learn how you could possibly be roasted for anything you’re about to post
All I got from watching this was wanting to give Robin a hug! You're not a mistake! 😂😭
Cut out the "he" from "i am he" And then you get one of the most evil things ever.
I have no mouth and I must scream ahh comment 😭
@-P4nda_H3re- real
i am???
Bro, FAILED ACTOR, my guy you are one of the greatest voice actors, let alone real actors o have ever heard. No-on can replace you Robin
Church of Satan having the greatest comebacks🔥🔥🔥
As someone from Spokane every time EmKay brings up he’s from here I get shocked then I remember I’ve heard that many times. 😂
19:37 so god making me a depressed ADHD teen who might have to change school in about a month isnt a mistake? Great opinion you little
You aren't depressed nor do you have ADHD. You're just brainwashed by social medias.
Did you get diagnosed with either?
@@OfficalC0TT0N2What is your point?
The witch's call censorship keeps catching me off guard😂
I'm a man and I don't feel safe walking around at night. This is America, guns are everywhere.
Robin is the brennan Lee mulligan of emkay
The campbell one it's a humorist he always does that.
10:15 Not even a comeback, just wholesome.
The Church of Satan twitter account is just gold.
BRO
"pretty bold of you to say that since you got name after the sound a plunger makes" IS INSANE I'D DIE ON THE SPOT
I'm sorry that people in the church have said that people like us are mistakes. I don't think you're a mistake I think you're a person. People get attracted to other people; a very normal part of life. If these types of people even read a bit of the gospel, they would shut their mouths about it and work on themselves first( this is for anyone who needs to hear it)
Just realized we're both from Spokane, nice to know someone else loves that little city
its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same
-adkins (seen in this vid)
-atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads)
-atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids))
and so much more
"No balls, No opinion" is goddamn COR- -FUCKING- -RECT.
33:45 well if they’re loyal friends, maybe you could ask them each for like, $20.
yes, then you have 600 million dollars
33:46 you can say to all of them "hey can you gave me 2 dollars ?" Now you have 60 million dlls 🤓
33:50 ask each friend for a dollar and if they are really loyal they will give you it and you get 30 million dollars and 30 million friedns
Alright but Ricky gervais doesn't earn that "burn" because he was entirely in bad faith with that first response, completely ignoring the fact the original was talking about hate speech, harassment, and misinformation
1:36:27 as a NB person. I always wanna look like a bartender.... but now WITH A CAPE.
I literally did not realize he was bisexual until watching this video. When he said he wasn't straight, the whole world could hear my aggressive subsribe button clicking lol.
That’s….not a good thing to say. Basically saying “I only subscribed because of your sexuality” is kinda creepy.
I felt fear when I heard a Price impression spout such.. horrifying nonsense. Shook me to my core /hj
54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.
9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.
Robin, never stop your rants, spittin' facts!
I like the "grinding thing." 🤷♂️
Honestly, I've turned into a functional alcoholic playing competitive games for more than 2 - 3 hours a week. So he's not wrong there.
Robin please stop ranting bro we are here for funnies not angys 🙏
Edit: I love that everyone committed to the joke in the sub comments
balls
balls
Balls
@@A_Person1260Cubes!
Balls
Just FYI "Customer Service" is a kind of Positive Troll account, so that %100 is not the actual brands responding.
48:25 The freaking ECHO!
1:55 How does Robin not know what it means? It means the girl and her friend want to a frat party, and the two of them spent the night there (ie hooked up). So she can’t really talk about bad influences or bad behavior
1:24:58 people eat rabbit and horse as a pretty normal dish in a lot of countries it's not that weird
6:14 Would be even funnier if there was a second reply from Andy to her post just saying, "Except for you".
God can’t make mistakes which means you are something he wanted. Remember you are loved and respected
He has, in His own words, literally admitted to making mistakes.
47:06 this entire harry potter bit gave me joy! XD
4:57 can someone please explain the meaning of this and how it is a clever comeback, I don’t understand what this means
One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc
21:47 love how the blurred nipples makes it look like he has boobs and they’re in a bra lol
12:38 it's even funnier when you consider that the book they're referencing is the book of Enoch, which is apocriph and does not belong to the holy scriptures.
Edit: this guy sounds like if the 10th doctor had a voice modulator.
10:45 "Too wise to make a mistake"
God made his first two humans naturally ignorant to the concepts of good, evil, and just thought in general. He then tells them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, which they did by being convinced by a talking snake who may or may not be either Satan or Lilith.
"Too loving to be unkind"
God evicts his first humans from Eden for the bullshit rules he set, flooded the Earth, let children die horrifically, let people viciously murder his son, and just killed a child out of petty jealousy
@BozoBrainedGod works in mysterious ways while his followers work in fucking stupid ways
@BozoBrained indoctrination sucks