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  • @TerraTheIdiot
    @TerraTheIdiot 8 місяців тому +2326

    "I am he"🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Banger introduction

    • @TheJasonParser
      @TheJasonParser 8 місяців тому +67

      Oh great god of the comment section, when will Matt rose collaborate with remake

    • @gavriepage7951
      @gavriepage7951 8 місяців тому +88

      He's him

    • @Cade_Squirrel
      @Cade_Squirrel 8 місяців тому +106

      Jesus literally introduces himself with his pronouns.

    • @galaxytaba4640
      @galaxytaba4640 8 місяців тому +35

      he is he

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 8 місяців тому +20

      In the orignal language pronouns were not gender specific.

  • @acheronbutler
    @acheronbutler 8 місяців тому +399

    55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.

    • @venomgaming7014
      @venomgaming7014 5 місяців тому +11

      Preach. I get weeks, sometimes months out of a single piece…of pyjamas.

    • @lucituci97
      @lucituci97 5 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, this isn’t even about gender. Your average person wouldn’t care less if you wear the same thing countless times, thats why we wash clothes.

    • @Magpiebard
      @Magpiebard 4 місяці тому +8

      @@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'

    • @Xalo_
      @Xalo_ 4 місяці тому

      9:27 lol

    • @AisyahIlmi-wv4fv
      @AisyahIlmi-wv4fv 3 місяці тому +3

      Same, I still have clothes from my high school and university days. Since they still fit, I still wear them instead of buying new things lol

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 8 місяців тому +1042

    10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?

    • @tumblingdryer8887
      @tumblingdryer8887 8 місяців тому +117

      Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 8 місяців тому +39

      ​@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?

    • @jacksonmartin7864
      @jacksonmartin7864 8 місяців тому +76

      @@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.

    • @Arnos-jt4qn
      @Arnos-jt4qn 8 місяців тому +36

      You see because god is an asshole if he was loving and kind the prayers he received each day would be none

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 8 місяців тому +30

      @@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.

  • @Psychotimewizard
    @Psychotimewizard 8 місяців тому +275

    22:03 Jack was so enamored by the idea of a homeless sesame Street character that he started turning into Elmo!

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 8 місяців тому +744

    All of humanity was a mistake, Robin

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 8 місяців тому +23

      Most* but the most is so big it might as well be all TBH

    • @leylanibunni
      @leylanibunni 8 місяців тому +8

      Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 8 місяців тому +4

      he knows

    • @xotlxoltyna
      @xotlxoltyna 8 місяців тому +3

      @@blender_777 humanity WAS a mistake? humans are still around, right?

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 8 місяців тому +7

      @@xotlxoltyna yeah making humanity was a mistake

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 8 місяців тому +136

    4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 8 місяців тому +5

      a person who was never bothered by the connecting noise on dial up!

    • @scyfrix
      @scyfrix 7 місяців тому +5

      Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it?
      It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 7 місяців тому +3

      Even an iPhone 3G is still somewhat usable in 2024

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 7 місяців тому +3

      And also who the hell will think badly of someone because of some circuit boards and a screen they use 💀

    • @mossnb
      @mossnb 7 місяців тому +2

      @@therealloganyt237 and like bro i aint selling my double kidney rgb setup for a phone that bends when it shoudlnt

  • @davidcroucher6262
    @davidcroucher6262 8 місяців тому +196

    21:34 Jack concerned about the scooter on the floor and no one gonna mention the ASSAULT RIFLE in the window?

    • @wh_at_1
      @wh_at_1 8 місяців тому +15

      America

    • @katskratch99
      @katskratch99 7 місяців тому +3

      Average America sightings

    • @ThePerson-dg6bq
      @ThePerson-dg6bq 7 місяців тому

      problem?

    • @Gliese710_
      @Gliese710_ 7 місяців тому

      Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)

    • @davidcroucher6262
      @davidcroucher6262 7 місяців тому

      @@Gliese710_ We all hate for you to be that guy too.

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 8 місяців тому +45

    22:20 Dude, the trashcan is Oscar's porch, he has a mansion that is under most of the street... he has his own **bowling alley** down there

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 8 місяців тому +11

      Another theory is that Oscar is a disgruntled time lord. The can seems to be bigger on the inside.

  • @TheChocolateEater
    @TheChocolateEater 5 місяців тому +48

    “I’m him”
    “I am him”
    “I he”
    “he is i”
    “hee hee!”*turns into Micheal Jackson*

  • @TomAdo-ot4ci
    @TomAdo-ot4ci 8 місяців тому +60

    10:45 Christian here, nobody said your a mistake. God loves equally and every human has worth. Love your vids btw

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits 6 місяців тому +2

      Thank you man exactly

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster 6 місяців тому

      I am atheist

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Thepluhmaster thats ypur decicion to make me personaly my life ia way better with god in it i feel like i have a purpose

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Razink_edits ok

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Thepluhmaster not tryna convert u or some shit but i just wanna tell u my reasoning

  • @penn111.pastaa
    @penn111.pastaa 8 місяців тому +199

    i understand wigs being so expensive or costing more BUT WHY EVERYTHING ELSEEE😭😭

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 8 місяців тому +10

      Why use wigs at all just to cover up your already existing hair(not saying your doing so lol).

    • @penn111.pastaa
      @penn111.pastaa 8 місяців тому

      @@jackarock6425 some ppl are alergic to hair dye or have alopecia

    • @penn111.pastaa
      @penn111.pastaa 8 місяців тому

      @@jackarock6425 also sometimes u can just have it for special events but some ppl like to wear them all the time lol

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 8 місяців тому +22

      ​@@jackarock6425 Well, if your hair looks awful no matter what you do with it or you don't have much or no hair at all you do need a wig.

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion then you embrace the baldism.

  • @luistigerfox
    @luistigerfox 8 місяців тому +54

    Calling Lauren Boebert "Klannie Oakley" I'm fuckin dead. lmao.

    • @luna_nova_09
      @luna_nova_09 5 місяців тому +2

      Time stamp?
      Edit: nvm it’s 11:26

  • @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs
    @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs 8 місяців тому +137

    1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 8 місяців тому +14

      Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 8 місяців тому +7

      You know liking something doesn't mean you have to enjoy every single aspect of it and can never say anything bad about it

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 7 місяців тому +5

      ​​@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 6 місяців тому +1

      @@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.

  • @innocentranger815
    @innocentranger815 8 місяців тому +192

    Ben Shapiro is the embodiment of small dog energy. Always yapping but any real push back and they cry back to safety.

    • @nilzakindigo
      @nilzakindigo 8 місяців тому +30

      Ben Shitperro

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 8 місяців тому +25

      ​@@nilzakindigo Funny since perro means dog in Spanish

    • @LeGion-b3c
      @LeGion-b3c 8 місяців тому +2

      Ben Shapiro made some really valid points in video "Ben Shapiro smacks down black lies matter"

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 7 місяців тому +16

      @@LeGion-b3c Uh oh, a fanboy made it in here

    • @ubyt611
      @ubyt611 6 місяців тому +2

      I thought you said small dong energy
      which would also work out

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 8 місяців тому +188

    People who say “(name) doesn’t use pronouns!” Definitely didn’t graduate elementary school… or whichever grade does basic grammar

    • @Anon1234goatofDOOM
      @Anon1234goatofDOOM 8 місяців тому +9

      Preschool/kindergarten

    • @Creativehandle908
      @Creativehandle908 6 місяців тому +20

      some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!"
      "Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 6 місяців тому +6

      my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD

    • @nameless......................
      @nameless...................... Місяць тому +3

      they dropped out of primary school

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 5 місяців тому +6

    2:16 DiCaprio catching strays when he's nowhere near the building 🤣

  • @RammerHammer
    @RammerHammer 6 місяців тому +53

    10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!

    • @christophersamueldearlysih262
      @christophersamueldearlysih262 5 місяців тому +1

      You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.

    • @gen169
      @gen169 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262merciful is a bit overrated when he still kills 99% of everything.

    • @Bodhitree7
      @Bodhitree7 4 місяці тому

      native americans watching as their competitior religion kill everybody

    • @Tropadognomo
      @Tropadognomo 4 місяці тому +1

      he didnt fucked up. satan fucked up God,s creation

  • @aarong19
    @aarong19 Місяць тому +7

    2:50 most 22 year olds are in college and if they aren’t they’re working for their own living for the first time ever with a likely unstable job?? they did NOT get 10 hours of sleep last night, they probably did sleep at all 😭😭

  • @TheAdarkerglow
    @TheAdarkerglow 7 місяців тому +16

    The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).

  • @snownull7138
    @snownull7138 5 місяців тому +7

    My response to a Karen coming in would be a hearty chuckle then me responding with “Unfortunate, leave”

  • @TheWolfman112
    @TheWolfman112 2 місяці тому +8

    1:15 If they like it, I don't think they would be complaining about it, Robin.

    • @thisishowitends
      @thisishowitends 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. No one's bashing the lashes. But you can't complain about it being hard to be cute when there are easier/cheaper ways to do it. It's not hard. You're just bougie 😂

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 8 місяців тому +11

    15:24 the emkay editor is a total sassafras and I'm all for it

  • @KitaraFloof
    @KitaraFloof 8 місяців тому +10

    i just realized how old the "moms should skip the coffee shop line" meme is
    thats a tim horton's cup that hasnt beencused since 2012

  • @fortisch
    @fortisch 8 місяців тому +36

    8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 8 місяців тому

      Im 1,93 and same, although i just mistrust everyone

    • @CodeNascher_
      @CodeNascher_ 8 місяців тому +9

      1.81 cm??
      man, you tiny

    • @remixgameyt1172
      @remixgameyt1172 8 місяців тому +9

      Bro is smallest person ever💀

    • @fortisch
      @fortisch 8 місяців тому

      @@remixgameyt1172 nah its fine here, thanks.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 8 місяців тому

      @@CodeNascher_ no , 181cm, which is nearly 2m (1.8m)

  • @NadoandFriends
    @NadoandFriends 7 місяців тому +5

    Andy Wang is a hero we didn't know we needed, a hero with out a cape I shall enjoy celebrating Lunar New year next year. 6:15

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 8 місяців тому +45

    1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 8 місяців тому +5

      You don't "need" to, yes. But it's likely she enjoys the process of getting all dolled up as well as the result

    • @ImJustAlex_
      @ImJustAlex_ 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.

  • @MatteoTimpanaro
    @MatteoTimpanaro 7 місяців тому +8

    23:20 "Deaf people prob never heard of em" got me so good 😂😂😂

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 8 місяців тому +14

    34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.

  • @madninja1993
    @madninja1993 14 днів тому

    @1:03:30 yeah, "English is three languages in a trench coat pretending to be one language, mugging other languages in back alleys for spare grammar" is still my favorite description of this language ever

  • @ngalifianakis6893
    @ngalifianakis6893 8 місяців тому +9

    Nah, I remember the Elmo Movie, it may be a trashcan on the outside, but Oscar lowk got the nicest crib of the entire hood

  • @Xenon-k3s
    @Xenon-k3s 3 дні тому

    "Y'all think being cute is easy"
    There's a difference between looking cute and looking like you had eight consecutive plastic surgeries.

  • @Hitwolfofficial
    @Hitwolfofficial 8 місяців тому +60

    Damn those roasts are crazy.

    • @dumbdragon2129
      @dumbdragon2129 8 місяців тому +5

      Just like your mom aha haha:p

    • @Delta._V420
      @Delta._V420 8 місяців тому +4

      just like your dad lmao :p

    • @aunthunt
      @aunthunt 8 місяців тому

      just like your girlfriend in bed lol :p

    • @salvadorllamas568
      @salvadorllamas568 7 місяців тому

      Like your non existent father lol

    • @Hitwolfofficial
      @Hitwolfofficial 7 місяців тому

      @@dumbdragon2129 bruh

  • @Swirlgirl-co3di
    @Swirlgirl-co3di 2 місяці тому +3

    "What do the parents even do in those situations? Twiddle their thumbs?" Better question, what *happens when the son guesses the passwords?*

  • @cheshire_sensei
    @cheshire_sensei 8 місяців тому +14

    I love Robin's rants

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 6 годин тому

      @@Clenner0I believe that’s called having a UA-cam channel.

  • @Onyxs-Cavern
    @Onyxs-Cavern 8 місяців тому +38

    Dear Emkay,
    Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment.
    Dear people,
    Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤

  • @duckdev9447
    @duckdev9447 8 місяців тому +50

    "No balls no opinion" 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheFirstPatient-t5n
      @TheFirstPatient-t5n 7 місяців тому

      Women crying rn

    • @Cute_Scam_Likely
      @Cute_Scam_Likely 7 місяців тому +13

      So it should be the same for men, right? No uterus, no opinions? Keeping our opinions to our respective gender.

    • @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx
      @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likely true

    • @Shau0812
      @Shau0812 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likelymakes sense 👍

    • @DaKingOfArt
      @DaKingOfArt 27 днів тому

      @@Cute_Scam_Likely unless they are a trans man with a uterus then they have a say

  • @ScoutStormm
    @ScoutStormm 3 дні тому +1

    “God just be making anybody” is a crazy insult I must use

  • @elhazthorn918
    @elhazthorn918 8 місяців тому +9

    6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 8 місяців тому +2

      Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 7 місяців тому

      @@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 6 місяців тому

      @@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.

  • @Bearvalid
    @Bearvalid День тому

    Robin talking about public transport makes me feel proud as a fellow washingtonian

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 7 місяців тому +29

    Had a friend in what some would call High School
    Religion Class Story
    We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one.
    My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open.
    Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one)
    Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher.
    One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick,
    Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him"
    We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end.
    Teacher: Amen
    Rest of Class: Amen
    My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~
    Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD

    • @mahapatrasohamm
      @mahapatrasohamm 7 місяців тому +3

      An amazing friend.
      Really committed to the role

    • @quartelgeneral6261
      @quartelgeneral6261 Місяць тому +2

      Atleast the ending is funny. I was expecting some major drama in the end

    • @thenewtriosguy
      @thenewtriosguy 15 днів тому

      W friend

  • @Plikus99
    @Plikus99 7 місяців тому +4

    Getting a coors light ad right at 1:42:34 that starts with the words “cold water” was very unexpected, but also very funny

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod 8 місяців тому +23

    *Timestamps for the video*
    Start: 0:00
    End: 1:50:17

    • @Sigmatoliet69
      @Sigmatoliet69 8 місяців тому +3

      Thank you I was trying so hard to find 0:00

    • @therealms-9320
      @therealms-9320 8 місяців тому +3

      Dude, thank you so much for this. The fact you went to from 0:00 - 1:50:17 to let us know is pure heroism. Thank you and may God Bless your soul.

    • @apollokid_13
      @apollokid_13 2 місяці тому

      Tysm omg❤

  • @tedcoop4392
    @tedcoop4392 4 місяці тому +2

    Note: Sprite, minus carbonation, flavors, sweeteners, and preservatives, is literally the exact water that's sold as Dasani.
    Unrelated: If you don't speak any other languages, you do have to speak English, but no sir, you do *not* HAVE to like it.

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 5 місяців тому +4

    1:56 the fact brown is just a darker orange 😂

  • @queenbe420
    @queenbe420 8 місяців тому +143

    No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.

    • @B1n4ryB4stard
      @B1n4ryB4stard 7 місяців тому +8

      Holy hell

    • @jamiethal1319
      @jamiethal1319 7 місяців тому +5

      Everything Everywhere All At Once is nearly 2 and a half hours long. No Country for Old Men probably just FEELS like that.

    • @AjatiMimi
      @AjatiMimi 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jamiethal1319 Don't like the movie, Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

  • @shellder_gaming
    @shellder_gaming 4 місяці тому +50

    A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer

    • @Tzomthekliafafanboy
      @Tzomthekliafafanboy 4 місяці тому +1

      Any excuse to say something bad about christians

    • @StackND
      @StackND 4 місяці тому +4

      The guys who invented half of modern science and mathematics were either 700 BC politheists or 1500 christians, it would be a little ironic to insult that, wouldnt it?

    • @shellder_gaming
      @shellder_gaming 4 місяці тому +11

      @@StackND how does this relate ANYTHING to the comment? 🤨

    • @StackND
      @StackND 4 місяці тому

      @@shellder_gaming just a little reminder

    • @kade-qt1zu
      @kade-qt1zu 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@shellder_gamingHe doesn't have an actual argument. Just ignore him.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 6 місяців тому +6

    12:18 That weirdo thinking Italy is Mexico perfectly captured everything that is wrong with the American education system.

  • @shadowpea3623
    @shadowpea3623 5 місяців тому +7

    12:33 the fact that enoch isn’t valid in the Bible

  • @TheJasonParser
    @TheJasonParser 8 місяців тому +90

    I did the math this comment section is literally 50% bots

    • @dryg00mba
      @dryg00mba 8 місяців тому +16

      Love good ol’ UA-cam 😊

    • @andioop7138
      @andioop7138 8 місяців тому +6

      have a nice day! 🌸😁

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 8 місяців тому +10

      Are you sure it’s that low?

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 7 місяців тому

      are you sure?

    • @samwilde8311
      @samwilde8311 7 місяців тому +5

      Dead internet theory has become dead internet fact

  • @cChopc
    @cChopc 5 місяців тому +2

    31:25 em*sturb*tion c*cklomation is actually hilarious

  • @operatorchakkoty4257
    @operatorchakkoty4257 7 місяців тому +4

    0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging."
    I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve.
    But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.

  • @LinaElias-cp2vr
    @LinaElias-cp2vr 5 місяців тому +3

    19:38 the lord made wheat but not bread , he makes the start and guides you to the end

  • @CrabJelly5225
    @CrabJelly5225 8 місяців тому +3

    @ 14:00 that’s not the real Campbell’s account that’s this dude here on UA-cam who likes to troll conservatives named Palmer Trolls if y’all wanna see him. He’s behind a lot of the popular company “Clapbacks” (but not Wendy’s I don’t think)
    I love how much he messes with homophobic and racist people. It honestly makes my day when he uploads
    (If you saw the whole “it’s okay to be gay, and it’s okay to be Trey”
    “Trey we’re still closed”
    “We’re gay lovers”

  • @mathildaandersson1341
    @mathildaandersson1341 8 місяців тому +6

    21:29 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARNT TRIANGULAR?!?!?!
    42:15 This sounds like something you’d find on the strange(er) part of ao3.

  • @SrSteve404
    @SrSteve404 8 місяців тому +6

    10:55 I think that the serious answer would be probably because it refers to blowing a flute or a whistle, as in you put your mouth and... You get it.

  • @321hackertime5
    @321hackertime5 8 місяців тому +12

    3:00 im actuallty running on 0 horus of sleep thank you

    • @ClaytinJvr
      @ClaytinJvr 7 місяців тому +2

      "horus" 💀
      I understand its a misspelling, but it's the first time I see "hours" misspelled like that. 😂

    • @321hackertime5
      @321hackertime5 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ClaytinJvr the sleep deprivation is crazy

  • @BryanSchaeber
    @BryanSchaeber 8 місяців тому +8

    "Jesus christ didnt have pronouns"
    My brother in christ, jesus didnt actually EXIST, hes a storybook character 😂

    • @AURESHION
      @AURESHION 8 місяців тому +4

      most historians actually agree that he most likely did exist.

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 8 місяців тому +9

      The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.

    • @sboxes4021
      @sboxes4021 6 місяців тому

      What part of the video did you find it

    • @br0k3n.wind0ws
      @br0k3n.wind0ws 2 місяці тому

      he did exist! it's just not proven he did all of the things christians say he did

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 5 годин тому

      Jesus most certainly did factually exist according to actual history, and he did have pronouns.

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 5 місяців тому +1

    i just love the insult "dork ass looser" that robin has introduced to me

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 8 місяців тому +3

    Big rule of the internet: learn how you could possibly be roasted for anything you’re about to post

  • @kowaikaiju
    @kowaikaiju 8 місяців тому +2

    All I got from watching this was wanting to give Robin a hug! You're not a mistake! 😂😭

  • @desmondaviles
    @desmondaviles 2 місяці тому +15

    Cut out the "he" from "i am he" And then you get one of the most evil things ever.

    • @DOGTOOTH_H3RE
      @DOGTOOTH_H3RE 2 місяці тому +3

      I have no mouth and I must scream ahh comment 😭

    • @desmondaviles
      @desmondaviles 2 місяці тому +1

      @-P4nda_H3re- real

    • @Bubitalk
      @Bubitalk Місяць тому

      i am???

  • @dragonballlover9913
    @dragonballlover9913 4 місяці тому +1

    Bro, FAILED ACTOR, my guy you are one of the greatest voice actors, let alone real actors o have ever heard. No-on can replace you Robin

  • @sciana21
    @sciana21 8 місяців тому +3

    Church of Satan having the greatest comebacks🔥🔥🔥

  • @lukasoverbeck2
    @lukasoverbeck2 8 місяців тому +2

    As someone from Spokane every time EmKay brings up he’s from here I get shocked then I remember I’ve heard that many times. 😂

  • @1Not4Me3
    @1Not4Me3 Місяць тому +3

    19:37 so god making me a depressed ADHD teen who might have to change school in about a month isnt a mistake? Great opinion you little

    • @cerealhit555
      @cerealhit555 Місяць тому

      You aren't depressed nor do you have ADHD. You're just brainwashed by social medias.

    • @OfficalC0TT0N2
      @OfficalC0TT0N2 28 днів тому

      Did you get diagnosed with either?

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 години тому

      @@OfficalC0TT0N2What is your point?

  • @InigoTucker
    @InigoTucker 3 місяці тому +1

    The witch's call censorship keeps catching me off guard😂

  • @ProfessorWaifu
    @ProfessorWaifu 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm a man and I don't feel safe walking around at night. This is America, guns are everywhere.

  • @BassicallyKiyash
    @BassicallyKiyash 6 місяців тому +2

    Robin is the brennan Lee mulligan of emkay

  • @saberruntv
    @saberruntv 8 місяців тому +6

    The campbell one it's a humorist he always does that.

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 8 днів тому

    10:15 Not even a comeback, just wholesome.

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army 8 місяців тому +3

    The Church of Satan twitter account is just gold.

  • @GabrielL-r8z
    @GabrielL-r8z 8 місяців тому

    BRO
    "pretty bold of you to say that since you got name after the sound a plunger makes" IS INSANE I'D DIE ON THE SPOT

  • @Somefellowhumanbeing
    @Somefellowhumanbeing 4 місяці тому +6

    I'm sorry that people in the church have said that people like us are mistakes. I don't think you're a mistake I think you're a person. People get attracted to other people; a very normal part of life. If these types of people even read a bit of the gospel, they would shut their mouths about it and work on themselves first( this is for anyone who needs to hear it)

  • @redmoonscythe41
    @redmoonscythe41 8 місяців тому +2

    Just realized we're both from Spokane, nice to know someone else loves that little city

  • @plague_doctor-scp-049
    @plague_doctor-scp-049 8 місяців тому +4

    its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same
    -adkins (seen in this vid)
    -atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads)
    -atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids))
    and so much more

  • @NoneWX
    @NoneWX 5 місяців тому +1

    "No balls, No opinion" is goddamn COR- -FUCKING- -RECT.

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 3 місяці тому +4

    33:45 well if they’re loyal friends, maybe you could ask them each for like, $20.

  • @loltresx3.059
    @loltresx3.059 5 місяців тому +2

    33:46 you can say to all of them "hey can you gave me 2 dollars ?" Now you have 60 million dlls 🤓

  • @StopMotion-Dann
    @StopMotion-Dann 8 місяців тому +10

    33:50 ask each friend for a dollar and if they are really loyal they will give you it and you get 30 million dollars and 30 million friedns

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob 4 місяці тому +1

    Alright but Ricky gervais doesn't earn that "burn" because he was entirely in bad faith with that first response, completely ignoring the fact the original was talking about hate speech, harassment, and misinformation

  • @ACowardlyCheese
    @ACowardlyCheese 8 місяців тому +5

    1:36:27 as a NB person. I always wanna look like a bartender.... but now WITH A CAPE.

  • @ShannynLloyd-qy1lb
    @ShannynLloyd-qy1lb 4 місяці тому +1

    I literally did not realize he was bisexual until watching this video. When he said he wasn't straight, the whole world could hear my aggressive subsribe button clicking lol.

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 5 годин тому

      That’s….not a good thing to say. Basically saying “I only subscribed because of your sexuality” is kinda creepy.

  • @Nox.x_ART
    @Nox.x_ART 8 місяців тому +3

    I felt fear when I heard a Price impression spout such.. horrifying nonsense. Shook me to my core /hj

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 8 місяців тому +2

    54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.

  • @trexsol1649
    @trexsol1649 8 місяців тому +3

    9:06 & 54:51 WAIT, my guy, she's right. girls can't wear the same dress twice BECAUSE OF OTHER WOMEN. and the guy assumed that it was about men, because men are everyone. yeah i see that one slipping trough the cracks a few time, that comeback is wrong. it was NEVER about men, and YOU BOTH fell for it.

  • @SigmaGE
    @SigmaGE 8 місяців тому +2

    Robin, never stop your rants, spittin' facts!

  • @jasonnewby4908
    @jasonnewby4908 8 місяців тому +3

    I like the "grinding thing." 🤷‍♂️

  • @Pon1bcd
    @Pon1bcd 8 місяців тому

    Honestly, I've turned into a functional alcoholic playing competitive games for more than 2 - 3 hours a week. So he's not wrong there.

  • @TheJasonParser
    @TheJasonParser 8 місяців тому +199

    Robin please stop ranting bro we are here for funnies not angys 🙏
    Edit: I love that everyone committed to the joke in the sub comments

  • @CyborgArmGun
    @CyborgArmGun 8 місяців тому +2

    Just FYI "Customer Service" is a kind of Positive Troll account, so that %100 is not the actual brands responding.

  • @Sevosine27
    @Sevosine27 8 місяців тому +7

    48:25 The freaking ECHO!

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 8 місяців тому +2

    1:55 How does Robin not know what it means? It means the girl and her friend want to a frat party, and the two of them spent the night there (ie hooked up). So she can’t really talk about bad influences or bad behavior

  • @Superchadier
    @Superchadier Місяць тому +3

    1:24:58 people eat rabbit and horse as a pretty normal dish in a lot of countries it's not that weird

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 8 місяців тому +2

    6:14 Would be even funnier if there was a second reply from Andy to her post just saying, "Except for you".

  • @Allen-u4k
    @Allen-u4k Місяць тому +3

    God can’t make mistakes which means you are something he wanted. Remember you are loved and respected

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 6 годин тому

      He has, in His own words, literally admitted to making mistakes.

  • @that1bunny821
    @that1bunny821 5 днів тому

    47:06 this entire harry potter bit gave me joy! XD

  • @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
    @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H 7 місяців тому +4

    4:57 can someone please explain the meaning of this and how it is a clever comeback, I don’t understand what this means

    • @HoppouChan
      @HoppouChan 5 місяців тому +6

      One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc

  • @Greivous-chan
    @Greivous-chan 8 місяців тому +4

    21:47 love how the blurred nipples makes it look like he has boobs and they’re in a bra lol

  • @coconat903
    @coconat903 2 місяці тому +1

    12:38 it's even funnier when you consider that the book they're referencing is the book of Enoch, which is apocriph and does not belong to the holy scriptures.
    Edit: this guy sounds like if the 10th doctor had a voice modulator.

  • @AdiG1
    @AdiG1 5 місяців тому +4

    10:45 "Too wise to make a mistake"
    God made his first two humans naturally ignorant to the concepts of good, evil, and just thought in general. He then tells them not to eat the fruit of a certain tree, which they did by being convinced by a talking snake who may or may not be either Satan or Lilith.
    "Too loving to be unkind"
    God evicts his first humans from Eden for the bullshit rules he set, flooded the Earth, let children die horrifically, let people viciously murder his son, and just killed a child out of petty jealousy

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@BozoBrainedGod works in mysterious ways while his followers work in fucking stupid ways

    • @Kawhydesu
      @Kawhydesu 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@BozoBrained indoctrination sucks