What if We Nuke the Moon?

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2020
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    What would happen if we were to detonate a very very powerful nuclear weapon on the moon? Would the explosion knock its orbit towards earth, causing tidal waves and misery? Could the moon be destroyed, showering the earth in a rain of meteoric death?
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  • @kurzgesagt
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  • @integza
    @integza 3 роки тому +34779

    " Nuclear explosions might be big but space is bigger." Puts things in perspective I guess

    • @ges105sb6
      @ges105sb6 3 роки тому +1235

      Eh human stupidity is larger
      Yes. I stole that from albert einstein

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank 3 роки тому +605

      “Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.”
      - Douglas Adams

    • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
      @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 3 роки тому +390

      The existential horror that that brings: all the destructive capabilities of humankind are less than a whisper when compared to the infinite universe, is basically why I watch this channel.

    • @parzival__1
      @parzival__1 3 роки тому +26

      Im ur fan Integza

    • @personeater747
      @personeater747 3 роки тому +150

      reminds me of those "the children are fast but elmo is faster" things

  • @vhlong287
    @vhlong287 3 роки тому +1770

    Kurzgesagt: "Maybe we should not do that"
    Moon: Sigh of relief

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 Рік тому +472

    I *LOVE* the language you guys choose for this channel
    Instead of just "there's no sound in space", it is "without an atmosphere to give it a voice"
    "the atmosphere fights back"

    • @gabyyyyyyyyy
      @gabyyyyyyyyy Рік тому +20

      no voice to cry suffering

    • @Phoenix51291
      @Phoenix51291 Рік тому +17

      ​@@gabyyyyyyyyy you shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams

    • @gabyyyyyyyyy
      @gabyyyyyyyyy Рік тому +14

      @@Phoenix51291 you are the vessel. you are the hollow knight.

    • @asher879
      @asher879 Рік тому +1

      UA-cam commenter finds out about personification (we learn it in the 4th grade)

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 Рік тому +4

      @@asher879 good for you

  • @zCREz
    @zCREz Рік тому +261

    Remember kids, in alternate universes, all of the things on this channel happens at least once. And were not there to see it.

  • @hxjxrx08
    @hxjxrx08 3 роки тому +6575

    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "

    • @hooblydoobly9125
      @hooblydoobly9125 3 роки тому +14

      Urmrimsiamgaywjay

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 3 роки тому +29

      @@hooblydoobly9125 what

    • @andrebargo9961
      @andrebargo9961 3 роки тому +21

      @Arunabh Banerjee just sending a nuke to the moon so that we can blow it up isabelle

    • @kavitanaik5347
      @kavitanaik5347 3 роки тому +116

      Phineas: let's nuke the moon

    • @captainskiper994
      @captainskiper994 3 роки тому +135

      Ahh yes Russian fineas and ferb

  • @BasicallyImCrap
    @BasicallyImCrap 3 роки тому +5070

    "hey ferb, i know what we're going to do today"

  • @janhoehne478
    @janhoehne478 Рік тому +92

    I think the most impressive part is that it would only leave a crater of 1km in diameter. There are so many bigger craters caused by asteroids and its just humbling to know how little we as humans are in the universe

    • @GraniteStateVictoria
      @GraniteStateVictoria 3 місяці тому +4

      It kind of had the opposite effect on me, I thought it'd just kick up a little dust and only affect a very tiny part of the moon, since I'm used to thinking of humans being so small to the point of having no power to affect anything beyond a human scale, but seeing all that would happen was actually a reminder of how scary nuclear weapons really are.

    • @WizardofRoblox
      @WizardofRoblox 3 місяці тому +1

      7:31

    • @trainpuns2
      @trainpuns2 6 днів тому

      Keep in mind this bomb is twice the size of anything humans will (hopefully) ever detonate.

  • @ladyraynainutaisho3.26
    @ladyraynainutaisho3.26 8 місяців тому +15

    Gamora: No, no ones blowing up any moons.
    Rocket Racoon: Ah damn, how about just a little one.
    Gamora: I said no, and that’s final.

  • @ultimate1931
    @ultimate1931 3 роки тому +2928

    "Ferb, I know what we are doing this summer"

  • @t-dude352
    @t-dude352 3 роки тому +1508

    Some country in a war :let’s take this outside
    Moon: *heavy breathing*

    • @debangan
      @debangan 3 роки тому +25

      Underrated comment

    • @RigelStar
      @RigelStar 3 роки тому +24

      @@debangan cuz its just been minutes

    • @immabotbtw
      @immabotbtw 3 роки тому +6

      @@RigelStar yeah lol

    • @justsomeguywithoutaprofile777
      @justsomeguywithoutaprofile777 3 роки тому +5

      😂 this is super clever but I’m gonna have to give you a 9/10 because Idk if this is original

    • @daniel5534
      @daniel5534 3 роки тому +2

      Wow so original.

  • @Tairongo
    @Tairongo Рік тому +66

    Whoever was in charge of the sound design of this episode needs a raise.

  • @carloskammani7997
    @carloskammani7997 Рік тому +10

    Did you guys realize that in every episode at the intro the monkey is holds different things .. that's to tell you how much time they put into this .. I mean they could have just made it entirely the same and no one would be bothered but that little detail made me subscribe lol

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 3 роки тому +2607

    “There is no safe viewing distance”
    *me nervously watching through UA-cam on my phone screen*

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 3 роки тому +73

      * me a charred corpse *

    • @nolanwestrich2602
      @nolanwestrich2602 3 роки тому +32

      It's like SCP-096 but it's also a nuclear explosion.

    • @stxrmzyfn9075
      @stxrmzyfn9075 3 роки тому +7

      OMG so true

    • @zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998
      @zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 3 роки тому +15

      @@nolanwestrich2602 that'd be so cool. Imagine an explosions that's shockwave would go through the screen, killing the watcher. And it'd only happen if it can kill someone

    • @AussieBleuu
      @AussieBleuu 3 роки тому +26

      *phone falls onto face*

  • @xandervalles8797
    @xandervalles8797 3 роки тому +1905

    “Maybe we should not do that”
    Kurzgesagt 2020

  • @nbooth
    @nbooth 9 місяців тому +7

    Flaming Star of Nuclear Death is what I named my tabby kitten.

  • @mr_flor
    @mr_flor 4 місяці тому +3

    I recently started watching your channel and every video so far gave me goosebumps.
    Idk, it's just something about how you make them: your visual style, dinamic, sound design, the voice of the narrator - all is a perfect combination for an astounding video!

  • @Pokeydepanda
    @Pokeydepanda 3 роки тому +1430

    “What if we nuke the moon?”
    Dr. Eggman: “Pathetic.”

    • @TheDancli
      @TheDancli 3 роки тому +120

      What if we pissed on the moon?

    • @runewante6343
      @runewante6343 3 роки тому +47

      I'm pissing on the moon.

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 3 роки тому +31

      "What if we piss on the moon?"
      Dr. Eggman: "yes"

    • @vukkovacevic12381
      @vukkovacevic12381 3 роки тому +20

      Gru: "Pathetic"

    • @mohawk1010
      @mohawk1010 3 роки тому +41

      I've come to make an announcement

  • @liverbot4854
    @liverbot4854 3 роки тому +708

    "Maybe we should just not do that."
    You have no idea what plans I have in place.

    • @R1ckr011
      @R1ckr011 3 роки тому +4

      XD

    • @vex4eggs
      @vex4eggs 3 роки тому +5

      Wait u was tath pyramid asteroid?

    • @user-nb7ts1qv5j
      @user-nb7ts1qv5j 3 роки тому +2

      Finale boss of 2020

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like something Obama would do, he sure liked his civilian drone strikes

    • @user-fj4xd7hn7k
      @user-fj4xd7hn7k 3 роки тому +2

      @@thekingoffailure9967 same with trump XD

  • @ernievzla
    @ernievzla Рік тому +33

    This video is an achievement 👏🏻 👌
    The music, the science, the animation and the cool explosions. 😎
    Congratulations to everyone involved in it!! 🍻

  • @lapislazuli1320
    @lapislazuli1320 6 місяців тому +4

    I love your videos! They are very informative and entertaining. As someone who loves to constantly learn new things, your channel is a nice treat to enjoy in three different languages! I learned to understand German by watching your videos in english, then in german with english subtitles! Your spanish channel has greatly helped me improve my grades in spanish! Danke Kurzgesagt!

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 3 роки тому +18895

    Thank you Kurzgesagt!

    • @MatthewLee8383
      @MatthewLee8383 3 роки тому +1776

      Amazing. The real, verified JC. I feel enlightened to have read your comment.

    • @dt610
      @dt610 3 роки тому +131

      Yos

    • @hagrid1642
      @hagrid1642 3 роки тому +105

      very cool

    • @Ghally
      @Ghally 3 роки тому +383

      Oh hey Jesus how's it hangin?

    • @thecinere4323
      @thecinere4323 3 роки тому +328

      Holy shit, it's Jesus Christ!

  •  3 роки тому +6467

    Me casually going on about my day and then Kurzgesagt WHAT IF WE NUKE THE MOON

    • @Tabby362
      @Tabby362 3 роки тому +28

      nabıyon lan burda

    • @ahmetkerem4769
      @ahmetkerem4769 3 роки тому +30

      Wait a minute...

    • @AblanizJo
      @AblanizJo 3 роки тому +12

      Vayy reis-i burdur da izliyormuş bilim kanalları. Helal.

    • @turhanevirgen506
      @turhanevirgen506 3 роки тому +2

      Ulan!

    • @d3fr0st
      @d3fr0st 3 роки тому +3

      povçay kovçay ahahah

  • @astrolynxical
    @astrolynxical 5 місяців тому +2

    Dude, I was NOT ready for that sick beat drop at 1:05 I swear. Hearing that music with a stereo headset made this video SO cool lmao
    Moment of appreciation for the background music on these videos 👏👏👏

  • @hey_how_are_ya
    @hey_how_are_ya Рік тому +23

    I love the background music they used for this episode, it is an edited version of interstellars theme music. It is synced so well.
    If you haven't seen the movie I highly recommend it, everytime you watch it you learn something new about it.

  • @Sethical
    @Sethical 3 роки тому +48333

    It would be the biggest bruh moment
    Edit: commenting this on every new Kurzgesagt video until the narrator says "bruh moment"

  • @helmuthelmlos5067
    @helmuthelmlos5067 3 роки тому +1028

    Kurzgesagt
    "Nukes are bad"
    "Lets build a Moonbase"
    Lets Nuke IT"

  • @Big91Lex
    @Big91Lex Рік тому +2

    The music is so good, mad props for choosing it to create this awesome video

  • @ali.___..mrlegendman
    @ali.___..mrlegendman Рік тому +5

    02:31 "melts into glass" that should tell you how powerful it is.

  • @ludsi4385
    @ludsi4385 3 роки тому +989

    Best sentence in this video: „maybe we should just... not do that.“

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 3 роки тому +18

      That seems to be the answer to most "what if we nuke..." questions.

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 роки тому +1

      But what if someone finds a way to profit off of it? After all, profit is the only incentive in our economic system. Once you are rich enough you can just dig a massive underground bunker and hide from the negative effects

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 3 роки тому

      @@thekingoffailure9967 So an even more permanent and restrictive lockdown? Rich people have already shown they can't follow lockdown rules.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +1

      Now hang on a minute, we can't just leave a perfectly good hypothesis untested. That's unscientific.

    • @marilynrivera7588
      @marilynrivera7588 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @zuluactual839
    @zuluactual839 3 роки тому +783

    "No Atmosphere, No Mushroom"
    This is biologically true.

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 3 роки тому +2

      @Deadpoppin the bot's saying nothing, but it's the Georgian Mkhedruli alphabet

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 3 роки тому +4

      Remove the atmosphere.
      *this kills the mushroom*

    • @dont7142
      @dont7142 3 роки тому

      Dont read my PROFILē PICTURè :)

    • @artisticbanana798
      @artisticbanana798 3 роки тому +3

      @@dont7142 I did all of your steps and I'm disappointed

    • @demoncloud6147
      @demoncloud6147 3 роки тому

      I was expecting a ring around the earth formed by the moon dust !

  • @EthanPacatte
    @EthanPacatte 10 місяців тому +4

    This channel is just pure genius. Animation, music, and sounds worthy of gods, and every video is on an actually interesting topic.
    💯💯

  • @Daniel-se3zm
    @Daniel-se3zm Рік тому +2

    Your videos are excellent, keep it up!

  • @roswellkoen5631
    @roswellkoen5631 3 роки тому +1096

    Nuke: blows up on moon*
    Moon: back to what I was saying

    • @Ozeneu10
      @Ozeneu10 3 роки тому +122

      Moon: Oh no
      Also Moon: Anyway

    • @prakharmishra3000
      @prakharmishra3000 3 роки тому +12

      @@dont9354 ok i won't.

    • @No-cy5eq
      @No-cy5eq 3 роки тому +4

      @@dont9354 I can't read in general

    • @nicky9499
      @nicky9499 3 роки тому

      @@Ozeneu10 Clarkson is that you? xD

    • @casualcarl8978
      @casualcarl8978 3 роки тому

      @@dont9354 ok got chu

  • @kevintang9913
    @kevintang9913 3 роки тому +3631

    Nobody:
    Kurzgesagt: "Kaboom?"
    "Yes Kurzgesagt, kaboom."

    • @lovell8983
      @lovell8983 3 роки тому +66

      i understood that reference

    • @HORIZONNNN
      @HORIZONNNN 3 роки тому +22

      Its the way how I understood this reference 😂

    • @Fasya77YT
      @Fasya77YT 3 роки тому +3

      yeet

    • @secondlieutenan
      @secondlieutenan 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @xronge
      @xronge 3 роки тому +7

      One crossed wire one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate ONE ERRANT TWITCH! AND KABLOOIE!

  • @megagatlingpea2322
    @megagatlingpea2322 Рік тому +4

    i love how kurzgesagts response to nuclear weapons was just casually "maybe we should just not do that"

  • @sopupip
    @sopupip Рік тому +8

    2021 Kurzgesagt: Lets hope 2022 will be a BORING year!
    2022 Me: *are you sure about that?*

  • @Zerathrax
    @Zerathrax 3 роки тому +816

    "This was our last video..."
    Me: WHAT NO
    "...of the year 12,020"
    Me: Oh... ok that's fine.

    • @windywendi
      @windywendi 3 роки тому +7

      Same reaction!

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому

      @RELIGIONS are not RACE, Homies! no

    • @Zerathrax
      @Zerathrax 3 роки тому

      @RELIGIONS are not RACE, Homies! Yeah seriously wtf is that? I'm guessing some bot or person who keeps commenting then deleting the reply? Annoying as hell.

    • @ShadowJonathan
      @ShadowJonathan 3 роки тому +2

      Eyyy, rimuru avatar

    • @Zerathrax
      @Zerathrax 3 роки тому +2

      @@ShadowJonathan I see you are a man of culture as well lol

  • @yaumelepire6310
    @yaumelepire6310 3 роки тому +3854

    Honestly, the blanket advice regarding nukes really is: "Let’s just not."

    • @zaidahmed5464
      @zaidahmed5464 3 роки тому +26

      what if we nuked pluto 😈😈

    • @jeremyscungio16
      @jeremyscungio16 3 роки тому +103

      @@zaidahmed5464 we wouldn't know what happened for a good amount of time

    • @zaidahmed5464
      @zaidahmed5464 3 роки тому +12

      @@jeremyscungio16 you're right but i said that because of Yaume Lebire profile picture ( just joking)
      although it would be interesting to know if pluto orbit would change if we nuked it because it's smaller than the moon

    • @bobatesomemayo
      @bobatesomemayo 3 роки тому +10

      this is why you were kicked outta the planet gang, pluto

    • @volcryndarkstar3283
      @volcryndarkstar3283 3 роки тому +14

      @@zaidahmed5464 same as on the moon but with more steam from flash-evaporated ice, plus Charon would be hit by debris.

  • @Doobiedeez
    @Doobiedeez 4 дні тому

    What a great video! Props to the illustrators and animators!

  • @vivekanandasamantaray8031
    @vivekanandasamantaray8031 9 місяців тому +2

    In future, the earth is taken over by warewolves and the last of humans try to destroy the moon. This is the tutorial for them.

  • @ThunderStruck115
    @ThunderStruck115 3 роки тому +428

    "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"

  • @destroyer_cringe6618
    @destroyer_cringe6618 3 роки тому +1034

    "bedrock is pulverized to rubble"
    *impossible*

    • @pancakewafflez
      @pancakewafflez 3 роки тому +3

      how

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +89

      @@pancakewafflez It's a minecraft reference, in the game minecraft, bedrock is unbreakable no matter how strong your pickaxe is.

    • @electricalz_
      @electricalz_ 3 роки тому +40

      @@aiosquadron Bedrock actually has its own blast resistance level which is used to calculate how powerful of an explosion is needed to break blocks. No normal explosion in the game can break it but a nuclear explosion in the game, relative to the power of TNT, could honestly probably break it.

    • @elektronz123
      @elektronz123 3 роки тому +3

      U beat me to it

    • @alphagame2007
      @alphagame2007 3 роки тому +8

      Just use creative mode

  • @battlebrother2390
    @battlebrother2390 Рік тому +1

    Awesome video - just like always :)

  • @georgiab3909
    @georgiab3909 Рік тому +1

    "Maybe we should just not do that" is the answer to so many of the questions in life.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 2 роки тому +1693

    Humans: **Shoots a nuke at the moon**
    The Moon, which has been hit by asteroids a hundred times more powerful than the Tsar Bomb: "Oh no. Anyway."

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 2 роки тому +76

      I wish I had hands to scratch this new itch. Where the hell did it even come from!?

    • @bouncydachon
      @bouncydachon 2 роки тому +57

      @@stephenflint3640 it comes from tiny bacteria called humans

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @mistermeatcake1785
      @mistermeatcake1785 2 роки тому +17

      the worst part about kurzgesagt are it's horrible mid-wit fans who pollute the comment section with their recycled reddit memes

    • @McBloccguy0
      @McBloccguy0 2 роки тому +10

      @@mistermeatcake1785 So? Is it a problem? It's just a joke bud, it's not a big deal like politic's bullshit

  • @daffa-d3633
    @daffa-d3633 3 роки тому +2530

    "bedrock is pulverised to rubble"
    my life was a lie.

  • @diegomejia7716
    @diegomejia7716 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for this!!!!

  • @utkarshmaheshwari5635
    @utkarshmaheshwari5635 Рік тому +1

    that background music gave me chills!!!

  • @takakocaesar579
    @takakocaesar579 3 роки тому +841

    Kurzgesagt: “While bedrock is pulverized to rubble”
    Mojang: “Wait, thats illegal!”

  • @RHYSCO51
    @RHYSCO51 3 роки тому +2423

    Moon: gets hit with the most powerful explosion ever
    Also moon: *tis but a scratch*

  • @InoGamerz
    @InoGamerz Рік тому +18

    The animation is god tier but the music and sound effects are criminally underrated. Massive appreciation to all the team effort.

  • @budget_animations
    @budget_animations 11 днів тому

    This channel answers every question I have

  • @deulriepako869
    @deulriepako869 2 роки тому +4669

    Moon : Just vibing, doing nothing harm to no one
    Human : Hmm. Let's nuke that.
    Moon :

  • @DragonClaw95.
    @DragonClaw95. 3 роки тому +1584

    "Maybe we should just not do that."
    This one sentence could be used to solve so many problems.

    • @earth355
      @earth355 3 роки тому +23

      We are humans we need problems ☺️

    • @bobboboy1753
      @bobboboy1753 3 роки тому +5

      *prevent

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 3 роки тому +1

      damn you invention of fire!

    • @chiwilovely
      @chiwilovely 3 роки тому +7

      didnt work on my exam paper

    • @NeoNxMizz
      @NeoNxMizz 3 роки тому +1

      Like eating bats

  • @qztip
    @qztip Рік тому

    Thank you, I needed this laugh today.

  • @snarkfromhl
    @snarkfromhl Рік тому +3

    After watching this, I saw a dream where I was at the moon with my cousin, watching a nuclear explosion on the moon. It was pretty amazing but then we decided to quickly run back into our spacecrafts before radiaton started showing its effects.

  • @gmat5046
    @gmat5046 2 роки тому +5493

    Love how as it zooms out from the crater, the last frame shows waaaaay bigger ones.

    • @liamhansolo1464
      @liamhansolo1464 2 роки тому +29

      Lol

    • @cog_in_the_machine4303
      @cog_in_the_machine4303 2 роки тому +439

      Yeah thats kinda humbling
      Our most powerful weapon as a race and it barely compares

    • @Staramitas9027
      @Staramitas9027 2 роки тому +178

      “Pathetic.”

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 2 роки тому +85

      @@Staramitas9027 more like adorable.

    • @RAHelllord
      @RAHelllord 2 роки тому +123

      There's a reason one of the most feasible and damaging weapons humanity will have once space exploration becomes a thing is to just drop large rods of heavily metal from orbit. The kinetic energy of just dropping something suitably heavy from orbit dwarfs every nuke we currently have or likely will have by now.

  • @skenjamin7683
    @skenjamin7683 3 роки тому +161

    “Maybe we should just not do that”
    The classic phrase.

  • @aniasc0de932
    @aniasc0de932 Рік тому

    I haven't seen anyone mention Amphbia's finale yet, love the timing of this video, just a couple years before

  • @pedrojorge1912
    @pedrojorge1912 10 місяців тому

    Excellent video and my favourite soundtrack from Kurzgesagt.

  • @skarabyll1458
    @skarabyll1458 3 роки тому +4653

    "First I wanna tell you about the sponsor that made this video possible: America"

    • @Marcus-vw9xx
      @Marcus-vw9xx 3 роки тому +11

      @@EarlTheGamerRevived you don't get the joke bruh

    • @EarlTheGamerRevived
      @EarlTheGamerRevived 3 роки тому +43

      @@Marcus-vw9xx I do I was just saying
      I laughed at this joke
      Because America plus oil and nukes = instant funny

    • @YourLocalGamerFan
      @YourLocalGamerFan 3 роки тому +34

      @@EarlTheGamerRevived salty, just move on lol

    • @EarlTheGamerRevived
      @EarlTheGamerRevived 3 роки тому +14

      @@YourLocalGamerFan I'm not salty.. why would I be salty about a joke

    • @AstralShot
      @AstralShot 3 роки тому +13

      @@Marcus-vw9xx nah he does, russia does gave more nukes though. And nasa wouldn't allow America to kill the moon

  • @RamiShreds
    @RamiShreds 3 роки тому +1063

    “This was our last video” *heart stops* “..of 2020”.

    • @LuigiLuigi728
      @LuigiLuigi728 3 роки тому +90

      12020 actually

    • @THEMATT222
      @THEMATT222 3 роки тому +13

      More reason to look forward to 2021

    • @christhompson4630
      @christhompson4630 3 роки тому +3

      Did your heart ever start again?

    • @igameidoresearchtoo6511
      @igameidoresearchtoo6511 3 роки тому +10

      @@christhompson4630 nope, he died 4 hours ago, rip RV 19unknown-2020

    • @igameidoresearchtoo6511
      @igameidoresearchtoo6511 3 роки тому

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo53 thats a very inappropriate pfp
      you should change it to something better

  • @ThatOnePaulGuy
    @ThatOnePaulGuy 9 місяців тому +1

    “What is Eggman *Actually* Pissed on the Moon?”

  • @cheesy_gamer1789
    @cheesy_gamer1789 Рік тому

    I love the "Pleased to eat you" on the ocean notebook!

  • @asgard_
    @asgard_ 3 роки тому +266

    7:13 "This was our last video-" *YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH, DON'T DO THAT AGAIN*

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 3 роки тому +1

      I kinda expected too say 12,020 but, it would bad if they didn’t.

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 3 роки тому

      @@NoobMaster-gn1us edit*

    • @NoobMaster-gn1us
      @NoobMaster-gn1us 3 роки тому

      @@Xelaria cool

  • @AndroxVT
    @AndroxVT 3 роки тому +665

    Literally anything: [exist]
    Kurzgesagt: hey you, wanna EXPLODE?

  • @pokemagetech
    @pokemagetech 7 місяців тому

    Alternative metaphor: trying to change the moon’s orbit by nuking it is like trying to move a truck by throwing a bang-snap/snapper* at it.
    *or whatever you want to call them. They’re maybe 1/2 inch across, wrapped in paper, and go off with a popping/snapping sound when thrown against a hard surface (or otherwise given a kinetic shock, like stomping on one placed on a hard surface).

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff305 Місяць тому +1

    The Moon would think the new crater was adorable.

  • @markusguitarus9563
    @markusguitarus9563 3 роки тому +546

    "And a flaming star of nuclear death is born. So far so good."

  • @DEFCON5307
    @DEFCON5307 3 роки тому +408

    At the end i had a slight heart attack when they said: "This is our last video.......of 12020"

    • @FrancescoDondi
      @FrancescoDondi 3 роки тому +22

      Time flies when you're having fun!

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 3 роки тому +3

      "This is our last video ..."
      *PANIK*
      "Of the year 12,020"
      *kalm*

  • @ronintabano1246
    @ronintabano1246 Рік тому

    At min 3:03 the music is timed so perfectly that it's like a quick Time event somewhat

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird 8 місяців тому +1

    Don't let Oppenheimer see this

  • @Litthopedion
    @Litthopedion 3 роки тому +217

    "No atmosphere, no mushroom"
    Sad Mario noises

    • @sadenuttie2234
      @sadenuttie2234 3 роки тому

      @@TranslatedPunjabiSongs why would you say it then

  • @justinleong2589
    @justinleong2589 2 роки тому +3817

    Moon: Don't worry earth, let me help you absorb most of the astroid, and stabilizing earth rotation speed so you can have lifeforms
    Earth: Thank you moon. Very grateful to have a companion like you.
    Lifeform on earth: Let's nuke the moon.

  • @epicgamer447balls6
    @epicgamer447balls6 Рік тому +1

    This is why I love youtube. You open the app and theres a video asking “What if we were to just nuke the fcking moon?”

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 3 роки тому +162

    7:28 “you birbs.” This is so wholesome-sounding and I love it!

  • @chetanrajput3898
    @chetanrajput3898 3 роки тому +163

    Anything: **Exists**
    kurzgesagt: nUkE iT!!

    • @Felipe_Oliveir4475
      @Felipe_Oliveir4475 3 роки тому +2

      Wait a minute, this channel is not "What if"

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 3 роки тому +1

      First to re- *BOOM*
      Edit: oh

    • @zachariemdn
      @zachariemdn 3 роки тому +3

      america* : nUkE iT!!

  • @RafaelMunizYT
    @RafaelMunizYT Рік тому

    I always thought about blowing up the moon, but really blowing it up to pieces. glad to see I'm not the only weirdo contemplating this idea

  • @pokefriend123
    @pokefriend123 10 місяців тому +1

    Any question involving Nuclear Radiation should always follow with “No”. Still a very cute animation!

    • @IDontBuyIt50
      @IDontBuyIt50 10 місяців тому

      Was it wrong to use nuclear irradiated butter on my toast each day this week? Answer: Always NO.

  • @noble_crusader5786
    @noble_crusader5786 3 роки тому +538

    “You can’t just shoot a hole in Mars”
    - sammuel Hayden

    • @cmath4871
      @cmath4871 3 роки тому +8

      The hell we can't.

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 3 роки тому +27

      "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?"
      - VEGA

    • @crowbar4976
      @crowbar4976 3 роки тому +6

      Literally all of mankind: *We'll see about that.*

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 3 роки тому +1

      @@crowbar4976 It's only a matter of precision and quantity. There will be one to figure it out and usually another to test it >.>

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 3 роки тому +1

      I read it as sammuel hyde and thought it it was a "he can't keep getting away with it joke"

  • @yufanwang675
    @yufanwang675 3 роки тому +966

    "So maybe we should just... not do that."
    Me: Very great idea.

    • @benurm2390
      @benurm2390 3 роки тому +14

      So let's nuke mars instead
      - Elon Musk

    • @polaropposites9498
      @polaropposites9498 3 роки тому

      Bruh this is straight wrong no offense, if you detonated every single explosive ever on the moon it wouldnt have that effect

    • @yetming4662
      @yetming4662 3 роки тому

      @@polaropposites9498 wym?

    • @polaropposites9498
      @polaropposites9498 3 роки тому

      Every single bomb ever made wouldnt do anything to the moon

    • @garethhughes1209
      @garethhughes1209 3 роки тому +3

      Me: you two are crazy

  • @Your_favorite_seasoning
    @Your_favorite_seasoning Рік тому

    This question is probably the best possible example of "curiosity killed the cat," just without satisfaction bringing it back

  • @NguyenMinh792
    @NguyenMinh792 2 місяці тому

    1:41 I love his intonation, it’s impressive

  • @soamjena
    @soamjena 3 роки тому +3256

    This channel is undoubtedly my new favorite. Cannot imagine the amount of work behind this production.
    KUDOS to the team!

    • @MatheusGraf
      @MatheusGraf 3 роки тому +18

      Then welcome! I really recommend watching every one of their videos, you won't be disappointed 😊

    • @christopherhayden3911
      @christopherhayden3911 3 роки тому +3

      Same I love it

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 роки тому +10

      If you check out their earlier works and watch the newer videos, you can tell for sure how much they have improved the animations over the years. :3

    • @brucetennyson5035
      @brucetennyson5035 3 роки тому +4

      Watch “The Egg”

    • @number_8903
      @number_8903 3 роки тому +4

      You should watch Captain Disillusion he puts twice the amount of effort into his videos

  • @vishant98
    @vishant98 3 роки тому +170

    The "did I miss it?" was the cutest thing I've ever seen.

  • @TeraV
    @TeraV Рік тому +1

    "Maybe, we should just, not do that"
    Wow what a solution, that could solve everything!

    • @lmost
      @lmost 5 місяців тому

      Start with breathing, eating food, and drinking water, then let us know how that worked out for you.

  • @ultru3525
    @ultru3525 Рік тому +1

    Can't get over the fact that each and every crater on the moon was created without making a sound.

  • @pinkgoergefloyd8340
    @pinkgoergefloyd8340 3 роки тому +312

    “Nuking the moon is like trying to move a truck by blowing on it”
    *The Big Bad Wolf:* “Sounds like Complete Annihilation”

    • @spoongrman
      @spoongrman Рік тому

      HOLY SHIT LMFAO

    • @ihavemacaroni
      @ihavemacaroni Рік тому

      the most intellectual guy i've found in the commnet section yet

  • @everwonderedproductions362
    @everwonderedproductions362 3 роки тому +323

    Kurzgesagt video: Exists
    Earth: Sweats heavily.

    • @sarthakyashvi
      @sarthakyashvi 3 роки тому +3

      This comment made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Farweey
      @Farweey 3 роки тому +1

      2021: 😁

  • @command_sans
    @command_sans Рік тому

    me: watching every kurzgesagt video multiple times over just cuz i can sleep good if i listen to it

  • @j.503
    @j.503 9 місяців тому +2

    Let's leave the fucking moon alone, why don't we?

  • @laba1574
    @laba1574 3 роки тому +149

    "- but space is bigger" should be your catchphrase.

    • @kribyy7784
      @kribyy7784 3 роки тому

      @[ WANT S Ē Х ] OPEN MY HOME VIDEO ! Bruh how is this bot in every comment

    • @masonbarber871
      @masonbarber871 3 роки тому

      @@kribyy7784 Go report the channel and the one video it, the more it gets reported the more likely youtube is to do something about it.

  • @cameosix7077
    @cameosix7077 3 роки тому +313

    "Birds on the moon"
    Kurzgesagt: This is an avengers level threat

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 3 роки тому

      Korosensei

    • @Nevermind2010
      @Nevermind2010 3 роки тому

      @@kiyoponnn so you watched assassination classroom
      But korosensei never done that

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 3 роки тому

      @@Nevermind2010 I know lol

  • @clownworld4655
    @clownworld4655 Рік тому

    The best use for the moon would be as a FOB for space travel since launching rockets is much easier than on earth and it’s obviously orbiting earth so super quick to communicate with, keep tabs on, and travel to and from when needed

  • @BB-uo1qy
    @BB-uo1qy 9 місяців тому +1

    I say that moon has been looking down on us for too long

  • @pedroscoponi4905
    @pedroscoponi4905 3 роки тому +490

    "In conclusion: Do not nuke things" is a good conclusion!

    • @cr3ater769
      @cr3ater769 3 роки тому +1

      i agree

    • @dopeywankenobi5033
      @dopeywankenobi5033 3 роки тому +3

      thanks for spoiling the video🙄😤

    • @Rhakjellg
      @Rhakjellg 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like this is an 8 year old comment when replies were just a dream. And i feel like im replying 8 years later to correct a word.

    • @stookie5932
      @stookie5932 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rhakjellg you got me confused there buckaroo

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 роки тому

      I agree

  • @oblivous_alec9577
    @oblivous_alec9577 3 роки тому +450

    “But just quoting stuff is boring” only if my science teachers where like this

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 3 роки тому +5

      if only*

    • @soulife8383
      @soulife8383 3 роки тому

      So your science teachers are not like this, and that makes just quoting stuff not boring? I'm so confused.

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 роки тому +2

      if only all science teachers have a talented animation staff of 20 working on relevant videos for every lesson - oh wait, there's people doing it on youtube for free? HMM.

    • @soulife8383
      @soulife8383 3 роки тому +1

      @@alveolate My science teacher once caught our school on fire demonstrating an experiment of all the stored energy in sugar.
      Half a soup can of sugar, 2 drops of sulfuric acid, and a scoop of a catalyst he wouldn't name, created a 5 minute long 10-foot high rocket engine. All because he didn't want to do the experiment outside and risk distracting other classes.
      The following day he avoided burning the ceiling but a hall monitor saw the fire and pulled the alarm in panic.

  • @kjul.
    @kjul. 29 днів тому +1

    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "
    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "
    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "
    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "
    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. "

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 9 місяців тому

    I’m now curious what happens if you nuke the moon with the power of the “Setting off ALL nukes” video