The Black Hole Bomb and Black Hole Civilizations
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Could you guys make a video about loop-quantum gravity?
Quick question. I know that black holes will all eventually die. But, what if, you build those giant mirrors around the black hole and start bouncing gamma rays around. Could you keep on feeding the black hole in such a way that you perfectly counter-act the affects of Hawking Radiation, causing the black hole to last forever, or as long as you keep on feeding it and getting back your energy?
@@almondpotato9483 I think it would stop the loss of mass for a while (trillions of years), but eventually slowing down the black hole's angular momentum, thus the energy supply for the black hole dissappears and the black hole will lose mass like nothing happened.
I just thought of some horrifying ways of making weapons out of black holes...
Want to sterilize a perfect swath of planets of life perhaps to collect resources? Instead of detonating your mirror let it build to close to detonation then direct all the energy output into a single direction, ideally with minimal spread.... There is now a wave of death equivalent to a tactical quasar going wherever you want...
Also you could use this combined with concentrating mirrors on the other end to create a kuggelblitz (probably... I dunno) and feed it a few asteroids to prevent it from immediately decaying... Then send it on to a star of choice, now you have a new spinning black hole to work this...
While you're at it, if you're feeling mean, rather than just sterilizing a planet with light, generate the kuggelblitz on the surface and remove all traces of the planet.
Finally for a more conventional attack, instead of shooting light, shoot a giant asteroid at the planet which thanks to your spinning black hole is now going a significant fraction of the speed of light and will completely end life on the planet but this time they may be able to have warning but not be able to stop it
“Here’s an infinite energy source to maintain your civilization for eternity”
“....let’s make a nuke out of it”
every polition
@@tdplay4135 If by environmentalists you mean people with at least half a brain, then yeah. Fuck politicians, though.
CLASSIC humanity
*_KIM JONG-UN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION_*
Hey, a black hole is floating around!
NUKE TIME
The most American thing I have ever heard:
"Or, we can blow it up"
No, the American things involve guns.
@@captaintoad5421 shoot the hole
*Oil*
100th
@@cuuh. noice
I love humanity.
We look at a black hole: an infinitely dense point that consumes everything that comes near it forever, we have no idea what happens and it's basically the scariest thing in the universe.
We look at that and think "Yeah, we could get energy from that."
america: i still want oil
@@Nooby69 who doesn't
@@CumcastNewsNetwork Antarctica
POV: America found oil in your property:
@@authorix614 🤣
i love how a random scientist said ''hey, a singularity cannot spin, so i made this ring that has no surface for a replacement of the singularity in spinning black holes, how should i name it, hmm... aha! a RINGularity!''
brooooooooo
This is the best example of dumbness. MFs hardly have an image of a black hole, they are already planing to get power from it. On top of that planing to live around it
they just wanted to make a pun
The funny thing is in the German video it’s not called “Ringularität”, which is translated and means Ringularity, it’s called “Ringsingularität“, which is translated and means ring singularity 😅
🤔 So given that, that means the singularity is 1) not the true center of the black hole and 2) is a thing that either moves in a circle or its shape is distorted by the black hole's spin. What's that singularity made of? Squashed information or particles maybe? Squashed light?
*Has the opportunity to make a virtually infinite energy source*
Humans: Haha black hole go boom
describing a handgranade but the outer shell made of tissue paper. fizzzzz.. over.. no bang. same goes for your mirror around the black hole. also good luck trying to get a mirror around a black hole. everyone fears the event horizon because you cant get out of that anymore.. no the event horizon is the point even light doesnt escape.. but for humans or robots in spaceships the point of no escape is way way furtehr off than then event horizon. so stating a black hole is smaller then a star so the mirror is smaller then a dysonsphere is fantasy.
I laughed at this lol.
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST BLOW UP A BLACK HOLE YOU CAN USE IT AS AN UNLIMITED SOURCE OF ENERGY
humans: haha black hole go boom
lmaooo
if getting the mirrors around the black hole is somehow possible (highly unlikely) then thats probably the first thing humans will do tbh, at least politicians
“An endless source of energy for trillions of years”
“Or we could blow it up”
I love America
God bless amurica
MERICA
There is a middle ground- turn it into a beam weapon. Don't need to explode it, just make a laser with a wattage of "All of them."
Aeredhael Redfalen Thats the perfect description
In Soviet Russia...
Been watching this channel since the start and have always been horrified my the fact that all stars will eventually die and matter in the universe will be soo dispersed that only black holes are left. This is the most comforting episode yet. To know we have came up with an idea to survive and thrive the trillions of years that is the true twilight of our universe. Bravo!!
dont worry about it even if we would live for billions of years we would not get to see the last star die
@@andreiusar2354 cheers captain obvious
7:01 - more amazing callbacks. He's even got the "do it for her" board on the wall!
“Black holes are the largest collection of pure violent energy in the universe.”
As someone who has an older brother, I strongly disagree.
LMAO
That is relatable
And as someone who has a younger sister, I violently disagree.
@@crabapple. Does that mean you beat the shit out of your younger sister when you disagree with her?
Me too
Black Hole: I violate all the rules of physics and am the source of infinite potential.
Humans: I wonder how much it explodes
MrPhange Phange xD
Classic humanity we just like to see shit burn
@@neko_birel ye
No that is America.
@@apachehelicopter7193 nah, I like to see shit explodes too
“Black holes are the most violent things in the universe” proceeds to show a pac-man turn into a ball with a smug face
I talked to my freinds about this channel, and they were legitimately surprised i understood the science. Apparantly, im the nerd of the group and they never told me. We have been friends for years.
Well, we live in a world where being a nerd is and will be even more so in the future a very good thing. They used to call me a nerd for knowing how to use a computer (windows, Mac, and Linux) and for playing video games. And now this describes pretty much everyone. I used the "motivation" to become a software developer and bore my friends with the years of quantum physics and chemistry I took for S's and G's. Embrace the nerdship.
“Largest bomb in the universe”
Russia and America: write that down! write that down!
also north korea
China too
A
China is prolly already on it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Russia: *_k l o l_*
"Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today"
TACTICAL SUPERNOVA INBOUND
Hei ,where is Perry?
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated
I present to you, the black hole bomb-inator!
@@theinventor2866 With this I'll speed up the heat death of the universe, and finally take over the tri-state area!
why dis joke is the best joke
0:18 love the Protoss cameo there. Need more energy Pylon!
Je cherchais un type qui l'aurait aussi. Bien vu ! Starcraft forever !
@@hubbuble Haha :) bonne journée le cousin!
@@FrenchCanadianGuy A toi aussi, ... cousin ? Bah, les joueurs de Starcraft sont rares, alors c'est la famille. Ce type fait des super vidéos.
a donut with creamy black hole center
lol here is the timestamp 2:35
Black Hole: This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.
Wow such recent comments
Y E S
Also Black Hole: Give me more anyway.
@emmanuelmaxxHello my good Sir, would you like to trade your future for some beads? Or these lovely blankets that are definitely not infested with a plague?
If you keep stealing energy from the black hole, it eventually does stop having sufficient energy and spins too slowly, or alternatively, stops.
I love watching these and pretending that I know what's going on
Y-Thien Lam lol same
hahahhahahahhahahaha
😂I'm just here for the cool animation.
Then you'll love PBS Space Time
Y-Thien Lam lmao same
I love how you can turn a super nova, which becomes a black hole, and then make it a supernova again
It just releases as much energy as a supernova.
At least, that's what I understood from it, since a supernova involves ejecting a lot of a star's mass, but no mass can escape a black hole, and the stuff that we shoot into the ergosphere will only be waves and stuff.
“I am become death. Destroyer of worlds.”
I love how humans' first thoughts are always: "How can I weaponize this"?
I always feel like IF we ever get to a stage where we could do something like this, we'd probably have to get over those destructive impulses first. Otherwise we won't make it that far in the first place.
@@baguettegott3409 nope we would still be trying to kill other alien races for resources or territory
@@baguettegott3409 military is quite literally the cause of most advancement. The internet was an experiment for the military. Same with most hardware.
it's my right to have such weapon
@@feosty5526 And we'd lose immediately and brutally.
You Do Not fight in space unless you want to learn real fast what a tiny bit of speed can do.
You don't even need to have Smart weapons, just speed by Earth going ANY percentage of lightspeed, huck a standard brick out of the airlock, and watch it slam into North America with the force of the meteor that whupped the dinosaurs asses.
You don't Need anything as sophisticated as a high-concept nuke when "A brick going really really fast" can exterminatus a planet.
"And oddly enough, it creates the biggest bomb any civilization could build."
America: *f u n d e d*
But this is still beyond our Comprehension
@@misstenaj8369 this joke is definetely beyond ur comprehension
Pentagon: Yeah yeah just tell me where to throw my wallet at already!
Damn Right.
China: f u n d e d by American consumers.
7:50 this is probably my favorite Kurzgesagt video ending ever
The weird thing is that just now scientists have now encountered the first ever black hole that is actually spitting matter back out. It devoured a sun and is now spitting it back out at about half the speed of light which is very interesting and puzzling.
Source?
"It can also be a huge bomb"
USA: *INVEST*
North Korea: “Not if I invest first!”
"Black hole needs freedom"!
@@udhavvarma7097 lol 😂
America "ill take ur entire stock"
China ;)
This is like "how to steal energy from a monster" to "how to trap a monster then feed it stuff so it will give us energy". Such a human thing to do
Yeah but black holes don’t have feelings
@@aguywithalotofopinions412 they arent even alive
Scp-106 But with Diavolo hair badly photoshopped nooo save the black holes 😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😞😞😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😰😰😰😰👹
@@arihantbose6237 ah yes i love it when 50 metric shittons of emoji
@williampg gois yeh
I love the little nod to star craft
My fave Kurzgesagt video for now on… It has beauty style of animation and very clear and interesting way of telling..
Universe: *Nothing*
Black Holes: Yes.
He was saying black hole steals things from keep saying that to universe I don't know who did that...but inside. .""ha ha I am the thief. ...""
Also BH: Oops I drank the beer, and ate the jug, and ate you. Goodbye
*hell yeah
Me after binging Kurzgesagt: *You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.*
I liked just cause of you name
This is the most Mind Blow channel I ever saw and it's very interesting unlike others
I know that I know nothing
@@SFVYachtClub what the fuck?
What fucken language is that?
Btw say come not cum cuz u know why
@@SFVYachtClub if you were you would be fucken dead
Science is both frighteningly scary, and amazing at the same time.
If black holes spin, then the size of the core of the black hole can be calculated based on it's rotational speed if the rotational speed of it's star was known
Therefore the singularity of a black hole cannot be infinitely small or have zero surface area, most likely the core would be a disc of matter rather than a ring
well, we cant really know. and as other studies concluded, the circunstances behind a blackhole are so extreme it create mathematical absurdities and pretty much ignore all laws of physics we have defined. if theres something with an infinite and a true zero in this universe it might be related to these things.
Its also likely that the singularity is the size of a planck length (the smallest possible length)
I like to think of it like a game, if you input enough zeros something breaks and impossible things happen
@@andersbeth6786 its not smallest possible length, its just smallest possible length of a being we can see in any way, there are known things smaller than that
“This may be our last hope.”
Humanity: “maybe, but I’m certain I want those other humans over there dead.”
Just use it as a laser then. Simple!)
@@farresalt4381 the black hole is a deadly laser
Everyone figuring out the science of this: wow Infinite energy.
One sick bastard: what if we ermmm blow it up.
@@codinghub3759 *not anymore theres a blanket*
@@gumbymofugga very true
A black hole is just God's beyblade
My brain hurts too much...
if what you're saying is true, where's the beyblade launcher for it
he used his hands
@@justagenosfan In Asia, beyblades don't need launchers
@KILLER JAY
A black hole is not enough to kill Godzilla, Kamen Rider Decade, Kamen Rider Ohma Zi-O, and Phoenix Ikki. They just smash that beyblade with their tips of their pinkie.
"They will add your energy to their collection"
Me : *gets close to invisible point of high gravity*
The Black Hole : A fine addition to my collection
I love watching these and understanding the simple way in which kurzgesagt shows us these extremely complex things.
There is nothing complex about it.
“Largest bomb in the universe.”
USA: NoW iT’s TiMe To GeT fUnKY
Russia too
Now this looks like a job for me
Rocky’s Adventures of Being a French Bulldog mostly russia tbh
Russia to cuz Russia has more nuclear bombs than the U.S.A look it up tell me if I’m wrong
POLSKA
POLSKA
POLSKA
Yeah but how many toyota corollas can a black hole generate? Wait, wrong channel
Justin Y. Oh yes, first answer to a good comment
Dudeeeee. You're actually everywhere
Why do I keep running into you?
GET OUT OF MY RECOMMENDED VIDS THX
This is not Real Life Lore dude
What I find interesting is that we are 1/1100 of the way to creating a miniscule black hole power wise without trying and have only discovered electricity for a couple hundred years. Imagine what a advanced civilization could do.
I love the Starcraft animation at 0:15
"Scientist discovers weird loophole to get free energy forever, power companies want it banned!"
We should form paramilitary units like oekoterrorists to defend our pepeetum mobiles and infinity systems against power companies and people who mean the earth is a disk.
Inb4 this comment becomes a headline 200 years from now.
Someone Someone
What?
@@healthya7975 I have a dream, expanding unity energy universes with pepeetum mobiles systems, in greater and tinier expanding unity energy universes and so on. Where whitedwarf, blackdwarfs, blackholes and iron magnetic pepeetum mobiles, structural universe architecturing etc. creates a "heath death" free infinity multiverse for us all.
Off topic here, but if you think about, gravity is an infinite source of energy, if only newton's law of thermodynamics didnt exist and friction too
Making light from absolute darkness . That's really impressive.
@@cheesemaster07 same m8
Gunpowder
God's work
"Dixitque Deus fiat lux et facta est lux."
this is precisely why humans will last longer than the universe.
I thought i knew almost everything I could without advanced math knowledge, but you destroyed this idea. This video is the most interesting and breathtaking I've ever seen on your channel.
Thanks for all! Keep going!
I love this guy's use of the word "only". "We only need to open a window and shoot electromagnetic waves at the black hole".
In fairness, once you've built a sphere to cover an entire black hole, turning on a light bulb doesn't seem that hard any more! xD
Are you implying that description is ironic because it's complicated? It really isn't though. Building the mirror would be the hard part. Using it after it's built is easy.
I mean, wouldn't turning on a flashlight count?
Eaaasy
I love this guy's use of the word "only". "We only need to open a window and shoot electromagnetic waves at the black hole".
“Largest bomb in the universe”
USA: *heavy breathing*
Russia: *ease dropping*
DRburger Japan: *Nervously Sweating*
North korea: *denying*
Algeria; watching
Denmark: doesn’t care
I always found it interesting that some black holes have no spin and others spin slowly and some super fast
Thanks for the tutorial 😁
Me at 10 PM: Aight this is my last video and I'm going to bed
Me at 3 AM: *BLacK HolE boMB*
😂😂
Ha that's oddly simalar to my situation
Ironic, its 10 for me. I know ill still be awake in 5 hours😂
Actually laughed lmao
At midnight, you're just chanting to yourself "black hole bomb" in Russian whilst drawing pentagrams and strange symbols all over the room with red chalk.
"we need 2 things: a black hole"
me: and a bomb?
"and a mirror"
>totally bamboozled
Mario can BLJ much faster than the fastest black hole
I have the mirror, where's the black hole??
@@Nonsensical_BS , shut up
@@Nonsensical_BS shut up idk why you have a like button
Things mirrors can do:
Let you see your ugly face
Make a dyson sphere
*Make a entire black hole bomb*
I love your channel.
Earth : spins just a time a day
Black hole: you cannot handle the true power of spinjitsu
I'm sure there's a Yoshimitsu reference in there
XD
yes
@@tacitozetticci9308 they also have a pinky and brain reference, starcraft reference, and Simpsons
SARMAD GG um... so there’s air in space now?
*When something comes near to a Black hole*
Black hole: "Hippity hoppity, you're now my property!"
@@JustMe-wo6rv Nehh, They're after oils
@@JustMe-wo6rv yes
I think it'd be more like, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
Good one lol. 👌👍
@@JustMe-wo6rv god bless america
I like how he start off this video and great video kurzgesagt :]
i love at how at 7:12, they made the ring look like one of the Great Rings from the Halo games.
Possibility to make trillions of years of clean energy < blowing it up
Welcome to humanity
@@edur97 humane humans in inhumane humanity
On the plus side if we are desperate enough to do this and stupid enough to blow it up then there's a chance it could just be another big bang and start the universe over again so life comes back later
@@spartan3924 the energy from a supernova isn't enough to create another universe. The amount of black holes created due to the energy in the universe is so massive that i don't think a single black hole is enough to make another universe lmao
@@k.k5041 Then i'll just go with the possibility of us not all dying when everything else does then
Or maybe all the black holes float together and make Voltron or some shit I don't know
"We could use it as an endless source of energy for trillions of years"
America: That would put the oil companies out of business though...
"Or we could blow it up"
America: *heavy breathing*
This is literally America in one comment
**4th of July intensifies**
@Papa Dragon if by plenty of oil you mean processable body fat, you have plenty of that lol
Mace Windu tldr, america is a joke, your amendments are being slowly subverted, im not EU btw, funny how that is the first assumption you always make
it's like seeing North Koreans project all their insecurities. We are the free-est! Best country in the world!! We have the mostest free speech! Sure you are buddies.
Toddlers that couldn't ever have a meaningful conversation in their life.
He makes the best videos because I’m learning something without actually having to be in school and, it’s not clickbait. Just pure, awesome science. 😁😁
I enjoy watching this Channel I learn new things every day
Plot twist. Our big bang was caused bc someone in the distant past tried it 😂
Another energy to add to my collection -General BlackHole
Imagine this, the whole universe was condensed into one omega black hole then god decided to make it a bomb and tada here's the universe
Or some guy named jerry did it in his garage even though he didn’t have a permit to even own a black hole.
I know what you did jerry, I’m calling the homeowners association next time.
A discusion: if black hole has everything in one point, doesnt it means, that really, in the black hole there is another universe? You know: before the Big bang, it was just a point with endless temperature and tempriture. Could it be the same as black hole?
@@imicz6409 thats another "widely" believed theory. Definitely one that i think is possible
"Black holes are the most dangerous things in space."
*Cages it and turns it into a BOMB*
LOL
Also they hired homer Simpson
And that’s bad enough
I love that you added a light place on the black hole so it looks a bit like a steel ball instead of purely black orb of matter
I love your videos a lot. I am learning english and your videos are so helpy to me
"We give it some mass, and it gives us speed."
**Interestellar intensifies**
so fat people should be naruto-y
@O o f now i finally understand how they escaped
black hole
interstellar is the best movie ever created
@@wilburfoot my favourite movie ever... it's just too beautiful ❤️❤️
@@wilburfoot I agree
Step one: Assembling the mirror
"Ok Joe, just put it right he- NO JOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Joe was a great hero. He helped us assemble the mirror used to construct a perpetually infinite source of electromagnetic waves generated by black holes so that we would not freeze to death after the last white dwarf star had cooled off. Without him, we would’nt have been able to survive the cold temperatures of the coming eternal darkness. Rest in peace happily, we hope to see you happy in heaven, Joe.
who's joe?
@@cerealgudforu5624 You utter fool. Never say "who's Joe" on the Internet
@@terrakitty0 Joe mama
@@cerealgudforu5624 I've been bamboozled
Rodney McKay taught me one thing, attempting to harvest any form of power as inherently unstable as a blackhole will only lead to one thing, blowing up a solar system or two.
A black whole looks like a star, constantly collapsing in on itself, attempting to break free, except it fails to do so. Even light is broken down into their baser forms once you reach a certain relative position from the center of the black whole.
Person in charge of releasing built up energy: "falls asleep on shift"
*Accidently nukes the universe*
damn you made my day, good one
You realise, if the civilisation is that advanced. There wouldn't be a "person" who controls it.
@@ksx861 fair. But that wasn't the point of the joke.
Then it starts a whole new one
Damn it, steve! Why is it always on _your_ night shift when a black hole destroys our zivilisation
Black Hole absorbs something
Black Hole: ‘A fine addition to my collection’
Hello there
General Kenobi
@@aiden9298 you are a bold one
You are shorter than I expected
Ah yes, the negotiator
This is really fascinating!!
Loved the protoss in the begining of the video :)
“An infinite source of energy for trillions of years”
America : yeah cool…
“Or we could blow it up”
America : *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Make an instead of a
Dasher
1 month ago
"And oddly enough, it creates the biggest bomb any civilization could build."
America: f u n d e d
this comment smells like a copy but ok...
Bruh Moment Rude
@@lentisdophlu5357
I’m very sorry if you found this offensive, but I did make it just as a joke. So please don’t take it seriously :/
@@lentisdophlu5357 Stfu hate
"The ringularity makes you dance, whether you want to or not."
Wait, so i am spinning my entire life ?
@@jaroslavsoukup8223
bro the earth spins
as long as you on the earth
you be spinning
Like vodka ;)
@@IMAyt_ I need
Just like your dance tutors.
just ordered your stellar life cycle poster in the uk, looking forward to it!!!
awesomes videos and awesomes illustration. great work
Kurzgesagt in 2016: "Red Dwarfs may be the last option for living beings"
Kurzgesagt in 2017: "White Dwarfs may be the last option for living beings"
Kurzgesagt in 2018: "Black Holes may be the last option for living beings"
Just tell us the final stage!
The final stage is always black hole, because eventually every matter in the universe will fall into one or become one through quantum effects and then evaporate into radiation over an immeasurably long time.
@@Szgerle immeasurable but not incalculable..it's around 10^67 for Stellar mass blackholes and 10^107 for super massive blackholes I guess..I might be slightly off sorry for that😅
@@rhisavbora2975 What are you even talking about? I said all matter in the universe even in the case protons don't decay will eventually turn into radiation by cold fusion into iron over 10^1500 years and then collapsing into black holes via macroscale quantum events over 10^10^26 years. On these timeframes, black holes evaporate instantly.
@@Szgerle oh i am sorry..I was thinking about hawking radiation..and Only standard model of particle physics predicts protons don't decay..And Standard model is not perfect..I was not talking about quantum tunneling ..If protons do decay everything will be over far before that..If not than u r absolutely correct..
Ok my mind *im only friking 9 what are they talking about*i think one got a point?
Scientists in 2020: "We barely know anything about black holes"
Scientists in 9020: "How to make a black hole at home"
15020: Cheap clic bait on any website: People love this trick with their disposable black holes.
200050:how to destroy a blackhole
@@alfieiscorrupted1621 With salt and vinegar.
@@jonnypena7651 did you sub
696969: how to summon a black hole in your @ss
I like how you guys add videogame features to these videos there should be a game like this
“If it is the biggest black hole than it’s a death worthy of a Dominar.”-Rygel the 16th
you could imagine this like throwing a ball at a wall, and it comes back at the speed of a bullet
I can relate
More like:throwing a ball at the wall and it coming back and hits your nuts
02ultraboy at the speed of a bullet
C4T more like throwing a ball at a wall and it explodes
You must be Tom from Tom and Jerry, aren't you?
Throwing a ball at a wall, and it hits your groin at the speed of...
...light
“but it’s not a fair trade; we get the better deal.”
*humans*: THIS IS THE BEST TRADE DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF TRADE DEALS
We must build a wall around the black hole, and make the black hole pay for it
We are going to build a mirror arround a black hole and make mexico pay for it.
Triggered McShitmypants MAYBE EVER
humans: "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"
I mean, it's the better deal until the mirror shatters and we all die a horrible death consumed by the biggest explosion possible that will probably also consume the rest of the universe.
Me and my friends are obsessed with this, we love this!
I love that you had Pinkey and the Brain in this.
Can we just appreciate how absolutely stunningly beautiful Kurzegast’s style is???
right??
I mean, it's essentially the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy UI in the movie.
The animations are so smooth...
short guest
BUT THIS IS A FUCKN SHAMELESS COPY OF "THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY" GUIDE EXACTLY LIKE THE GUIDE IN THE MOVIE.
Black holes: Your energy will make a fine addition to my collection
Humanity: Your energy will make a fine addition to my collection
These are the best comment and reply I've ever seen XD
Universe: Am i a joke to you?
Cobs3r i think it got better
Jehova: your energy will make a - *gets annihilated with blackhole*
Your videos are awesome I love learning your new Science and space
Kurzgesagt: How to steal from a monster?
Me and the homies who have years of experience stealing candy from babies: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Black holes be like: "This will make a fine addition to my collection."
Hello there
William Chu General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
Your move
Heh, funny.:)
"Ready, go! Black Hole Break! Ciao!"
The last remnants of life living around a black hole is such a great writing prompt or even book idea.
i think there is but idk where find
When you think of it, black holes will survive for so long after everything else is dead that the civilisations might spend most of their existence around black holes.
@@arandomguy656 my god what if we evolve to not require light to see our surroundings because of the lack of stars, therefore making it pitch black to any visitors from the past.
It shall be done in both song and novel. I'll be back in a few years.
@@LineOfThy or we could light up the neviroment
The described scheme of a mirror around a black hole with opening segments can serve as the basis of a spaceship. You just need to find a suitable black hole and create a suitable material for the mirror
future stuff gives me the excited tinglies :)
Dyson sphere : I am the only hope for humans, kneel before me.
Black hole bomb : hold my ring (ularity)
Chand Ram High iq meme
Until the black hole explodes
@@user-bh6cz8kp4q hi
@@dwth6022 hi
Hi
Kurzgesagt: What could possibly be the great filter?
Also Kurzgesagt: So to optimize energy, living things have to risk making supernova bombs...
yeah that's probably the filter
A fair price to pay for enery
@@miritallstag336 no I think it's mostly time; if you were to go into the ergosphere, time would slow way down for you, take Interstellar: 1 hour on Miller's planet equals 7 years on earth, meaning if 2 alien species were to emerge at the same time, but one of the planets gravity is stronger, the other one would be able to progress faster and win if they fight.
Maybe if we pass the time filter, the supernova bombs would be the next filter
@@Reaping_Matster sorry to get your hopes down but planets gravity isnt that variable enough to create such large scale time dilation. the difference of time is very small, even between two bodies containing largely differing amounts of gravitational force. very fun idea tho
@@polyphorge6621 your right, but over millions of years it *could* make a difference, or may not, I don't know
I loved the Protoss animation at the beginning
2022, SOMEONE HERE? love to watch it again, and AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!
7:04
Love the Simpsons reference. “Don’t forget you’re here forever”.
Homer changes it with Maggie‘s pictures to “do it for her”
@ice cube no
Why did nobody notice the pinky and the brain reference😢
@@hd_cartman3475 I did!
Simpsons and StarCraft references. Editor is from the early 90s for sure and they did a great job. 0:14
@@hd_cartman3475 Oh, trust me -- I noticed. I was about to comment on it when I noticed your comment. (If anyone else cares to look, it's at 5:15 or so.)
I like the idea of a black hole looking at a star and going "This will make a fine addition to my collection"
Lol
Saying it in General Grievous' voice ofcourse
Plz no
Hello there
Is it legal?
watching these videos while baked is one of the better things in life
There’s a theory that if you are “spaghettified” into a black hole, one hour in there could be 7 years on earth