How To Terraform Venus (Quickly)

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  • @kurzgesagt
    @kurzgesagt  3 роки тому +9524

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  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +106129

    Bruh, if we can turn any planet into Earth, than why can’t we turn Earth back into Earth?

    • @ErwinSmith001
      @ErwinSmith001 3 роки тому +20412

      Sad reality of today,people keep worrying about colonizing Mars but trust me it will turn into another garbage site once we'll get there

    • @do4814
      @do4814 3 роки тому +6649

      people..

    • @bag3lmonst3r72
      @bag3lmonst3r72 3 роки тому +6748

      Wow deep af

    • @elextroblaze
      @elextroblaze 3 роки тому +1284

      Why are you everywhere. You literally commented so early

    • @rifkyfahrana1141
      @rifkyfahrana1141 3 роки тому +5261

      Remember. Earth is not fucked. The people are

  • @iamnotaballer1216
    @iamnotaballer1216 3 роки тому +11131

    “It might be easier than you think.”
    It was in fact a lot harder than I had originally thought.

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 3 роки тому +503

      @J Silva Yes, using a totally new technology that let's us control matter at a fundemental level would be better... Video ends there, good luck inventing and getting Nobel prizes.

    • @iapetus6110
      @iapetus6110 3 роки тому +108

      @J Silva i mean , your excistence is also crap too

    • @WhiteWolfos
      @WhiteWolfos 3 роки тому +68

      @J Silva yes something like multiple fission bombs that cool the planet quickly and secondary
      waves that eats CO2 and converts to oxygen such as modyfied stubborn algae. The solar blocking part is also a doable idea since not much material is needed and can help control temperatures. That can probably cut time by several centuries.

    • @dabo7791
      @dabo7791 3 роки тому +5

      LoL

    • @dylanmurray5669
      @dylanmurray5669 3 роки тому +57

      @@WhiteWolfos The nuclear bombs are analogous the the mirror, they just block sunlight. They wouldn't work as well on Venus because the atmosphere is already incredibly dense, and not much of the debris from the explosion would be able to block sunlight. Earth would only cool from a nuclear weapon because of what it was able to destroy, whether that be a city, or forest, or caused fires that continued to burn down more things, it is really only the massive amounts of smoke and gas from that which causes the earth to cool because it blocks sunlight. The mirror is the most effective way of doing this.
      I think an actual plausible idea they may have not realized was that you can begin terraforming with bacteria pretty early on, in the upper atmosphere of Venus. This could mean making huge balloons that carry large amounts of water filled with cyanobacteria to begin removing CO2 even before the planet has cooled on the surface. You could also just introduce a GMO cyanobacteria to the clouds of Venus themselves. I'm not a chemist or a biologist, so I cant really say this would be entirely possible as they may be issues with reproduction of the bacteria, or the acidic environment in the clouds may just be too great even for a heavily modified cyanobacteria.

  • @defendthehouse
    @defendthehouse 3 роки тому +17447

    1:26 Jesus lads that's the most violent execution of a Kurzgesagt bird yet.

  • @Andi-ms3dw
    @Andi-ms3dw 8 місяців тому +1110

    Kurzgesagts favorite things to do:
    1: Using mass drivers
    2: Shooting things to space
    3: Using mass drivers to shoot things to space

    • @swelltgd6975
      @swelltgd6975 7 місяців тому +71

      4: disassemble mercury

    • @arvin6883
      @arvin6883 7 місяців тому +30

      5: using mass drivers to shoot things into space that can disassemble mercury

    • @swelltgd6975
      @swelltgd6975 7 місяців тому +27

      6: using space tethers to catch the disassembled parts of mercury.

    • @Armed_Insurgent
      @Armed_Insurgent 7 місяців тому +28

      7. kill birds in every video

    • @Bluepikminproductions
      @Bluepikminproductions 6 місяців тому +17

      8. Giant mirrors

  • @somert170
    @somert170 3 роки тому +789

    Tutorials on youtube are reaching a whole new level

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 3 роки тому +1

      of stupidity! Please don't believe this rot!

    • @shitass1394
      @shitass1394 3 роки тому +6

      lmfao

    • @dubbyy_
      @dubbyy_ 3 роки тому

      Me Here what about the video is stupid

    • @cauahalley648
      @cauahalley648 3 роки тому +9

      @@mehere8038 But that's actually true lmao. We just need a little better technology.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@dubbyy_ amounts of nitrogen on earth & venus are the same, there's no reason to remove any from Venus
      Amounts of carbon and oxygen on earth & venus are the same, the difference is just that they're in gaseous form on venus. Removing anything screws the whole planet up! It was once earth like, to make it earth like again, we just need to add back the hydrogen that is light & has drifted off into space & then put the CO2 back into it's solid C & H2O forms & leave some of the oxygen free in the air.
      Or to put it another way, if we build cloud cities there now with our current tech & retain all waste from all plants/crops we grow as charcoal or carbon fibre, then pretty soon the terraforming will begin happening anyway & the cloud cities that naturally float at the habitable altitude of earth like pressure & temperature, will slowly begin to float lower & lower until they touchdown on the surface & with the addition of hydrogen from a gas giant, we can make oceans with the excess oxygen.
      Not that we would want to terraform anyway, since the planet takes 8 months to complete a single day cycle, so 4 months of dark, whereas in the clouds the winds act as artificial rotation giving a 4 earth day cycle & unlimited solar & wind power, with an always on industrial high pressure furnace below that we can lower things into to cheaply & easily create carbon fibre, diamonds etc etc without needing any fossil fuels to do it
      This video's just ridiculous with it's removing CO2 in it's heaviest form before importing H2O in it's heaviest form & then ignoring that once the carbon's gone the forests aren't even possible, while it both exported & imported oxygen for no reason!

  • @CaramidaDeCasa
    @CaramidaDeCasa 3 роки тому +32896

    that co2 moon will probably be used to make coke and other drinks

    • @sivagolla7635
      @sivagolla7635 3 роки тому +838

      *Yeah... Probably...*

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 3 роки тому +2348

      *silence, verified youtuber*

    • @w.t.5136
      @w.t.5136 3 роки тому +738

      Why cant people just drink water stop putting liquid cancer into your bodies because of hedonist tendencies

    • @lastdolphinator4033
      @lastdolphinator4033 3 роки тому +2179

      @@w.t.5136 silence health nerd

    • @cosmodian6492
      @cosmodian6492 3 роки тому +50

      Why tho?

  • @NindTheMagnificent
    @NindTheMagnificent 3 роки тому +3098

    Thanks for the tutorial; can’t wait to try this out myself.

  • @LavaCreeperPeople
    @LavaCreeperPeople 3 роки тому +4745

    this should be a series of terraforming every planet in the solar system

    • @samsizer2919
      @samsizer2919 3 роки тому +415

      Only Mars and sort of Venus are doable.
      Saturn's moon of Titan is my top candidate. We could walk around on its surface right now if we could avoid freezing to death and with an oxygen mask.

    • @Mrcake0103
      @Mrcake0103 3 роки тому +146

      Isaac Arthur already did this. Colonizing/terraforming every major noteworthy body in the solar system.

    • @reignergaming1801
      @reignergaming1801 3 роки тому +220

      "How to terraform earth"

    • @michaelgutin925
      @michaelgutin925 3 роки тому +161

      @@reignergaming1801 lmao this is what I think about whenever people start talking about terraforming another planet, like uh how about we "terraform" our own planet to how it was less then a hundred years ago first and then start planning about other planets

    • @poppysmoke1876
      @poppysmoke1876 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @Lavamar
    @Lavamar 3 роки тому +39832

    I just realized: We could CHOOSE to not bring mosquitos to our new planet

    • @cristianfernandezrodriguez9077
      @cristianfernandezrodriguez9077 3 роки тому +4037

      Unless converged evolution kicks in and we have mosquitos again, even with way worse properties.

    • @lidygutierrez1963
      @lidygutierrez1963 3 роки тому +792

      And bedbugs

    • @saskiaviking9447
      @saskiaviking9447 3 роки тому +2054

      The bastards will probably somehow smuggle themselves on the new planet

    • @patrykpiekarz1263
      @patrykpiekarz1263 3 роки тому +1373

      Some douchebag will probably bring some over anyways out of spite

    • @somerandomnoob4781
      @somerandomnoob4781 3 роки тому +1302

      actually all creatures in earth including insects and pests are useful to us,useful in the ecosystem

  • @bionicleapple1254
    @bionicleapple1254 3 роки тому +1485

    "Seems like a waste of material, and could take too long."
    Well, Kurzgesagt, you mined Mercury out of existence on the dyson sphere video, you can do it again
    Edit: Sorry for missing the z in Kurzgesagt but I'm not german and we all know how complicated the name sounds for non german people. You all didn't have to make a whole argument about it in the replies.

    • @vivaene
      @vivaene 3 роки тому +6

      @Alan and this is how languages degrade

    • @theracter8976
      @theracter8976 3 роки тому +37

      @@vivaene language is a social construct intended to pass information from one human to another who gives a fuck if it “degrades” lol

    • @vivaene
      @vivaene 3 роки тому +18

      @@theracter8976 hurr durr Ooga ooga chaka Maka

    • @tank7474
      @tank7474 3 роки тому +14

      @@vivaene language???? It's a name. Kurz gesagt is actual language and I don't think the person who made the mistake speakes German and neither do you.

    • @themodernshoe2466
      @themodernshoe2466 3 роки тому +5

      This is a great thread thanks youtube

  • @silly_plinker
    @silly_plinker 8 місяців тому +25

    Thanks for tutorial. I had some issues with terraforming Venus but his guide helped me 👍

  • @owenhopkins4239
    @owenhopkins4239 3 роки тому +924

    “How it took hundreds of years to freeze hell…”
    Good line.

    • @QuokkaWaka
      @QuokkaWaka 3 роки тому +8

      Honestly very metal

    • @cop9743
      @cop9743 3 роки тому +3

      Mars is easier to teraform it already has ice we need to melt it
      How? It's easier to heat up than cool down, Mars is cold we need to do global warming to Mars put our CO2 current emmisions there it will help Mars have atmosphere and heat up melt the ice to a liquid water do the same thing bacteria CO2 feeding etc

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 3 роки тому +1

      This just reminds of the tf2 comics

    • @kofi3124
      @kofi3124 3 роки тому +2

      @@cop9743 let's just terraform both! :D

    • @user-bl8pw6cn2d
      @user-bl8pw6cn2d 3 роки тому

      @@neuratlas which one

  • @Devedrus
    @Devedrus 3 роки тому +3760

    All the hours spent playing Spore are finally going to pay off.

  • @lrknm
    @lrknm 3 роки тому +2217

    Well, that’s a relief. I’d hate to have to terraform Venus SLOWLY.

    • @joe_mama_
      @joe_mama_ 3 роки тому +39

      We should just do it quickly

    • @Basman222
      @Basman222 3 роки тому +4

      I liked so you can have 69 likes. Nice

    • @annidromeda
      @annidromeda 3 роки тому +7

      You need to go fast?
      (plays Eurobeat)

    • @Raygo.
      @Raygo. 3 роки тому +13

      For real... you might have to settle for veneriforming Earth quickly. Fortunately we're going gangbusters on that one.

    • @ruwanithanuja3798
      @ruwanithanuja3798 3 роки тому

      Yes because of the time taken it's not an ideal solution

  • @jackkraus6948
    @jackkraus6948 Рік тому +118

    This should become a series for every planet in the solar system, so excited for the Jupiter episode /j

    • @Actionfigurrkingdom
      @Actionfigurrkingdom 5 місяців тому +3

      Jupiter is a gas planet

    • @jackkraus6948
      @jackkraus6948 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Actionfigurrkingdom r/woosh

    • @Ishoved5pencilsupmyass
      @Ishoved5pencilsupmyass 3 місяці тому +5

      @@jackkraus6948this was meant to be a joke? How??

    • @jackkraus6948
      @jackkraus6948 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Ishoved5pencilsupmyass I know Jupiter is a gas planet, that’s the joke. Obviously humans could not live on a gas planet

    • @alexanderringler5747
      @alexanderringler5747 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jackkraus6948 maybe one of its moons could be used.

  • @richardsplett
    @richardsplett 3 роки тому +3021

    "Another obvious solution..." - proceeds to explain shooting ice back and forth between Venus and Europa lol

    • @synthetic8397
      @synthetic8397 3 роки тому +16

      The moon still be a better place

    • @10xyzYT
      @10xyzYT 3 роки тому +20

      This is THE BEST WAY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE ALMIGHTY ONE STANDING RIGHT THERE MAKING THESE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @synthetic8397
      @synthetic8397 3 роки тому +2

      @@10xyzYT this earth person said space people will think that the earth person will believe whatever the space person say's and I'm like u mean someone who studies Astro physics 🤨😑😐😣😭
      Fuck Money
      And earth people

    • @synthetic8397
      @synthetic8397 3 роки тому +2

      He said y can't we turn earth back inta earff

    • @maurygonzalez1969
      @maurygonzalez1969 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @Kevroa1
    @Kevroa1 3 роки тому +3633

    “Might not be as hard as you think”
    **Creates multiple planet-sized mirrors and harvests another planet's moon by flinging its contents across space**

    • @tarod3
      @tarod3 3 роки тому +80

      Right!?
      They need a grey goo to just farm oxygen from the crust

    • @expendablejay9416
      @expendablejay9416 3 роки тому +61

      Yea the mirror is big problem Joe Scott covered it in a video

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 роки тому +23

      The easiest way is probably to find a large medorite made of calcium and shot it at the planet to fix the carbon levels and we can do the same thing for nitrogen though different elements.

    • @kimilsung2608
      @kimilsung2608 3 роки тому +79

      Can't expect that teraforming planets will be easy

    • @hambos
      @hambos 3 роки тому +9

      Ikr, like how harder can it be?

  • @rib_rob_personal
    @rib_rob_personal 3 роки тому +315

    Honestly never thought about creating a moon to store resources. It gives me fun sci-fi ideas.

    • @mtramos3727
      @mtramos3727 3 роки тому +4

      sometimes I have thoughts about making another moon on earth to lower the planet's gravity just a little bit so we could run faster, jump higher and etc, I know this idea have it's problems but it's something fun to think about

    • @christiangarcia4925
      @christiangarcia4925 3 роки тому +3

      MiB 3 did it first although it's not resources. They presented Lunar Max, a max detention prison facility.

    • @matthewlacey4198
      @matthewlacey4198 2 роки тому +1

      @@mtramos3727 but we'd only be doing those things relative to the new lower gravity, it would just be the new norm, rather than a superhuman ability, cool idea tho, an artificial moon

  • @GarageEingineering
    @GarageEingineering 5 місяців тому +59

    "Hey guys we have a problem with getting stuff into space cheaply"
    Kurzesagt: 😏

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 3 роки тому +2093

    Kurzgesagt: "Terraforming Venus is easier than you think"
    Also Kurzgesagt: "Lets move all the Ice from Europa to Venus"

    • @oghuzkhan6136
      @oghuzkhan6136 3 роки тому +61

      Which only that work will take decades of years. Ez right?

    • @NotMichaelEither
      @NotMichaelEither 3 роки тому +143

      Also lets make a bunch of mirrors that are the size of our planet, Ez right?

    • @akromimubarok6626
      @akromimubarok6626 3 роки тому +11

      @@NotMichaelEither or just make rocket thurster to move venus to earth orbit

    • @zekeviews
      @zekeviews 3 роки тому +46

      y DonT wE taKE BikIni boTtoM n PusH it SoMewhEre ElsE

    • @MindForgedManacle
      @MindForgedManacle 3 роки тому +31

      @@NotMichaelEither the mirrors wouldn't need to be the size of the planet, placing one set closer to the sun means the size requirement decreases significantly

  • @zhangalex734
    @zhangalex734 3 роки тому +577

    Moral of the story: Mass drivers are awesome, we should start building one today

  • @zman4708
    @zman4708 3 роки тому +9687

    Kurzgesagt in 2050: How to colonise the multiverse in five easy steps...

    • @sjt101
      @sjt101 3 роки тому +278

      The TVA taking notes right now ✍️

    • @ArtemisAYO
      @ArtemisAYO 3 роки тому +40

      Haha yes

    • @daveigerman7209
      @daveigerman7209 3 роки тому +16

      Lol nice

    • @hooooman.
      @hooooman. 3 роки тому +47

      That "five" destroyed the flow of the comment 😂

    • @mystery_mre8166
      @mystery_mre8166 3 роки тому +77

      “here are the blueprints to the strongest colonizing rocket in the world, which you can make with materials from your own home”

  • @stillbrian9448
    @stillbrian9448 9 місяців тому +23

    I'll be sure to keep this video in mind when I go about terraforming planets

  • @PeetMontzingo
    @PeetMontzingo 3 роки тому +2762

    every time i watch one of these i wish i was a rocket scientist

    • @teekanne15
      @teekanne15 3 роки тому +156

      become one! Only willpwer is required, everything else you can learn. Im a dyslexic with adhd and about to finsih my master in planetary science. took me almost 9 years but its doable if you really want to.

    • @Itza-Me
      @Itza-Me 3 роки тому +13

      Doesnt have much to do with terraforming tho

    • @HotMonkeyDik
      @HotMonkeyDik 3 роки тому +13

      @@teekanne15 what do planetary scientists do?

    • @felahidispascalis6990
      @felahidispascalis6990 3 роки тому +30

      @@teekanne15 well done man. It's what I constantly say, the only thing that is really needed is willpower. You're the perfect example of it.

    • @agentk1930
      @agentk1930 3 роки тому +5

      BE ONE! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +4666

    Kurzgesagt should do a guide on how to terraform the other planets in our solar system

  • @q45ij54q
    @q45ij54q 3 роки тому +3777

    Kurzgesagt: "Terraforming Venus just might be easier than you think!"
    Narrator: "It wasn't."

    • @budakhan79
      @budakhan79 3 роки тому +87

      Seriously. Mars seems a lot easier to terraform than Venus but unfortunately it’s gravity is too weak; an attribute that can’t be changed. A weak gravity is highly destructive to our bodies.

    • @aristocat3012
      @aristocat3012 3 роки тому +18

      This kinda feels like an Oversimplified joke

    • @rogerm567
      @rogerm567 3 роки тому +2

      @@aristocat3012 there trying to not oversimplify too many things!

    • @rogerm567
      @rogerm567 3 роки тому +23

      @@budakhan79 I 100% agree but less gravity is bad spending 1 year in space equals having back pain for 10 years as a senior citizen Mars and Earth have a narrow travel window every two years and with current spacecraft technology it takes you 7 entire months to get the Mars and to colonize Mars for a small Outpost it needs a constant Supply of resources Parts nuclear Fuel and Crews from Earth and the Mars dust is much finer than Earth's dust which makes it able to get through with vents and sneak its way into the electronics and gears of all our machines and since it's very dry it's electrostatically charged which makes it stick to metal including the metal of space suits and the dust is made of very toxic pure chlorine salt's which makes it deadly I never do sunbathing on Mars surface for three years because you get 50 times the radiation you feel on Earth from UV rays x-rays gamma rays and cosmic rays no magnetic field equals that you'll be exposed to cosmic rays!

    • @aristocat3012
      @aristocat3012 3 роки тому +9

      @@rogerm567 i thought the line "it wasn't" was making an Oversimplified joke, as that line was used in one of his videos. Oversimplified is a youtube channel.

  • @mrpjetrov378
    @mrpjetrov378 Рік тому +157

    The Sun: I am dying and expanding
    Humanity: Best time to Venus terraform

    • @CodyMapping
      @CodyMapping 7 місяців тому +43

      The Sun will only become a Red Giant when we're long gone anyway. The few hundreds to thousands of years of terraforming Venus is nothing compared to the time that the Sun will become a red giant..

    • @rexperverziff
      @rexperverziff 6 місяців тому +8

      @@CodyMappingwhen the sun dies we would have already travelled to another star system if it is possible

    • @joey26784
      @joey26784 5 місяців тому

      The Sun won't suddenly just become a red giant, it would gradually expand, making Venus unterraformable(i think i just made a new word) much earlier than The sun becoming a red giant.
      But still Venus becoming completely hopeless would also happen after a really long time, giving humans enough time to maybe move Venus and Earth away.
      If humans ever settle on Venus, I can see it happening like a 70,000 years earlier than Venus' complete inhabitability so after settling they would realise the problem at hand and would frantically try to move Venus away. Earth would also need to move by then due to gradual increase in temperature and maybe they would first move Venus as kind of a test project to see whether it is even possible and then move Earth as a bigger project.

    • @joey26784
      @joey26784 5 місяців тому

      hmm after much much much much longer, the Sun would implode, but by then maybe Humanity would have moved to another star system by then 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @joshgrove1042
      @joshgrove1042 4 місяці тому +2

      Sun is going to burn off that atmosphere

  • @whimsical1788
    @whimsical1788 2 роки тому +3384

    Thanks for the easy tutorial, it really only took about 10 minutes to fully complete

    • @eWee21ee123
      @eWee21ee123 2 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @frequencyy
      @frequencyy 2 роки тому +98

      this is why we need the dislike button back, i cant tell if this is helpful or not but it looks like it is! also for me it took ~18 min cause im not so great at listening

    • @vipahxxx7640
      @vipahxxx7640 2 роки тому +16

      Very easy, did it too.

    • @hornetisspider
      @hornetisspider 2 роки тому +16

      hope they add this officially in the next update ngl

    • @noreoli
      @noreoli 2 роки тому +5

      @@frequencyy Not really. I have an overlay that displays the dislike amount on a rough assumption. It's always not 100% spot on accurate but it does it job pretty well. The dislike counter is on 10k which is in a pretty good spot. Some may disagree that this might even ever come into practice but the majority of the audience do think that it is possible

  • @krisirk
    @krisirk 3 роки тому +1464

    My Manager: I want it Terraformed by tomorrow morning.

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 3 роки тому +24

      lmao true

    • @fluke7506
      @fluke7506 3 роки тому +7

      Too true

    • @M4V3RiCkU235
      @M4V3RiCkU235 3 роки тому +13

      Yesterday ! Is not done yet ?!

    • @jama211
      @jama211 3 роки тому +3

      Before you go home!

    • @Ramzuiv
      @Ramzuiv 3 роки тому +2

      I'm with your manager on this one

  • @Austin-hm6qq
    @Austin-hm6qq 3 роки тому +201

    "probably easier than you think"
    *is about exactly as hard as you'd think*

  • @VesmirCorporation
    @VesmirCorporation 8 місяців тому +4

    Kurzgesagt, thank you so much for all these tutorials.

  • @desu38
    @desu38 3 роки тому +1932

    "You'll just have to wear a mask everywhere you go."
    Oh boy, that's gonna go well.

    • @abdulhafeez5915
      @abdulhafeez5915 3 роки тому +251

      Those who oppose won't live (literally)
      Suffocation ain't pretty

    • @kiyoshiinoto
      @kiyoshiinoto 3 роки тому +208

      They’ll get over it real fast, or they will no longer be our problem.

    • @cherubin7th
      @cherubin7th 3 роки тому +23

      Just like on earth

    • @Sougin_0
      @Sougin_0 3 роки тому +19

      I’ve mastered the art of the mask

    • @arunnakamura7415
      @arunnakamura7415 3 роки тому +25

      Muh rights

  • @Theguywhoasked994
    @Theguywhoasked994 3 роки тому +645

    “We just need to dump a giant ice cube in the ocean every couple years”

    • @loganmeagher379
      @loganmeagher379 3 роки тому +32

      Lol nice Futurama reference

    • @smith7602
      @smith7602 3 роки тому +21

      Thus solving the problem once and for all

    • @Teknopottu
      @Teknopottu 3 роки тому +14

      @@smith7602 ONCE AND FOR ALL.

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 3 роки тому +266

    "A slightly more ambitious future version of us could take this project on"
    5 minutes later
    "LETS CATCH A MOON"

    • @dwaynezilla
      @dwaynezilla 3 роки тому +1

      well on a galactic scale it's basically just throwing some dust around which is basically the same as we're doing now (nothing)

  • @LeoTain-v4h
    @LeoTain-v4h Рік тому +14

    super quick and easy guide, will help loads with my upcoming project you earned a sub

  • @95Geli
    @95Geli 3 роки тому +1242

    This did not sound easier than I imagined..

    • @riccosu3599
      @riccosu3599 3 роки тому +14

      LFMAO this got me dead

    • @nanananaxhhd4330
      @nanananaxhhd4330 3 роки тому +2

      @@riccosu3599 same

    • @mr_poopyheadpro2806
      @mr_poopyheadpro2806 3 роки тому +10

      Its easy, just wait some next generations

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ 3 роки тому

      @@mr_poopyheadpro2806 and somehow have impossibly good luck.

    • @danielhicks1824
      @danielhicks1824 3 роки тому +9

      Sounds like the real answer is build a Dyson Sphere first

  • @bubblehead9548
    @bubblehead9548 3 роки тому +415

    I would pay unspeakable amounts of money for a game creatively directed by Kurzgesagt similar to spore wherein you start as a small creature slowly unlocking traits until you gain sentience, then on to civilization-builting, and finally galactic dominion... I know the scope of such a game would be nearly impossible, even for triple-A studios and companies, but one can always dream...

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 роки тому +12

      Eh it’s possible. If you add a automatic function and a potentially speed up function.
      But it’s possible due to some games literally the size of a galaxy and multiplayer exist.

    • @iluvDNA100
      @iluvDNA100 3 роки тому +46

      Spore's concept definitely needs a modern redo with a focus on realism instead of cutesy dances and googley eyes

    • @pylons5485
      @pylons5485 3 роки тому +10

      Not exactly what you are asking for, but the game Dyson Sphere Program is a factory builder game that is very satisfying and reminds me a lot of Kurzgesagt when I play it.

    • @noahginnett900
      @noahginnett900 3 роки тому +3

      civ 6 but better and with birbs

    • @KirkRendon
      @KirkRendon 3 роки тому

      I love spore

  • @ullasbabu1732
    @ullasbabu1732 3 роки тому +570

    A whole new meaning for “Quickly”.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 роки тому +48

      Earth took about a billion years to turn in to something that could support any life, and another 3 billion years before it could have supported human life. Turning the hellhole that is Venus into something we can walk and breathe on in only a few thousand years is extremely expedient.

    • @Golinth
      @Golinth 3 роки тому +18

      On a cosmological scale, it is.

    • @HeyLookItsThatGuy
      @HeyLookItsThatGuy 3 роки тому +5

      A couple millennium as opposed to a couple billion years I’d say is pretty quick

    • @chewy7062
      @chewy7062 3 роки тому +1

      In a humans perspective yes but to the universe that's nothing

    • @KinkyShakespeare
      @KinkyShakespeare 3 роки тому

      @@naverilllang true, but it certainly isn’t an alternative to Mars. We already are moving plans forward to get to Mars within the next few years, a thousand might be a bit too long for our current purposes 😂

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 9 місяців тому +6

    I love imagining people in the future watching while trying to terraform Venus like “wait, what did it say to do next?”

  • @Ella-bg2ve
    @Ella-bg2ve Рік тому +1122

    Kurzgesagt: It’s easier then you might think
    Also Kurzgesagt: proceeds to name the hardest methods I’ve ever heard

    • @aliasa3485
      @aliasa3485 9 місяців тому +30

      I mean I would think it's impossible. I guess possible technically is easier then impossible

    • @cristianm7097
      @cristianm7097 8 місяців тому

      than*

    • @nolol6537
      @nolol6537 8 місяців тому +1

      It seems like the hardest method to you because you’re not a rocket scientist

    • @har8397
      @har8397 7 місяців тому +1

      💯💯💯

    • @codys447
      @codys447 7 місяців тому +6

      No, these are the easiest ones. The other ones require believing in the infinite power of technological progress - that is to say, waving a magic wand. How could you possibly change the rotation speed of Venus, for instance? The people who talk about those fantasies simply assume there will be future technology that makes it easy, but never seem interested in the details involved.

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +3159

    The aliens on venus when the temperature drops to freezing and the sky starts falling down 👁️👄👁️

    • @moonlythz4492
      @moonlythz4492 3 роки тому +301

      "What the fuck is going on?"
      "Ok then let's teraform earth into venus now!"

    • @Dragonbite
      @Dragonbite 3 роки тому +34

      Didn’t expect to see you here, Horizon!

    • @cookmyflower
      @cookmyflower 3 роки тому +36

      The Tomorrow War 🤠

    • @sivagolla7635
      @sivagolla7635 3 роки тому +11

      Why are you every where!?

    • @MLiskindagay
      @MLiskindagay 3 роки тому +98

      👁👁👄👁👁

  • @williamreely4431
    @williamreely4431 3 роки тому +2086

    Remember: if you've got a problem, the solution is always *MASS DRIVERS*

    • @hugochhoeu9204
      @hugochhoeu9204 3 роки тому +18

      cant you terraform just one part of the planet

    • @YeOldeGeezer
      @YeOldeGeezer 3 роки тому +34

      You need a lot of RAM for that

    • @nathananderson7439
      @nathananderson7439 3 роки тому +32

      @@hugochhoeu9204 not without a dome the atmosphere makes the temperature within a hundred degrees Celsius of its two extremes if it is thick enough to breath

    • @WaterGuardian97
      @WaterGuardian97 3 роки тому +6

      And mirrors

    • @robinraphael
      @robinraphael 3 роки тому +13

      That and duct tape

  • @miaaaseth
    @miaaaseth Місяць тому +2

    6:37 This is some awesome music.

  • @metricleader8243
    @metricleader8243 3 роки тому +1420

    Kurzgesagt: "Terraforming Venus is easier than you think"
    Kurzgesagt at the end of the video:
    Well actually no

    • @slowrideen5852
      @slowrideen5852 3 роки тому +3

      Wow mind blown, ( didn't know people where so, STUPID!)

    • @Mogey21
      @Mogey21 3 роки тому +3

      @@slowrideen5852 wdym?

    • @josechavez2521
      @josechavez2521 3 роки тому +7

      @@slowrideen5852 Where? Ironic, calling people stupid.

    • @grizzlybear2702
      @grizzlybear2702 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if you found the soviet venera probe

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 3 роки тому +16

      Almost impossible is better than completely impossible last time I checked.

  • @eetuerrenor5757
    @eetuerrenor5757 3 роки тому +1541

    "it might be easier than you think". Proceeds to introducing a giant mirror...

    • @briandiehl9257
      @briandiehl9257 3 роки тому +59

      A giant mirror is nowhere near as hard to make as you might think

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 3 роки тому +42

      @@briandiehl9257 lol be my guest

    • @vyankatesh1051
      @vyankatesh1051 3 роки тому +4

      @@briandiehl9257 so you are saying this is viable. 🤔

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 3 роки тому +35

      @@briandiehl9257 a planet surface sized one how many accidents and factors do you think can happen why is just floating there there are so many factors

    • @SoulDelSol
      @SoulDelSol 3 роки тому +3

      Horrible ideas

  • @samus159
    @samus159 2 роки тому +3670

    The phrase "We froze hell and shipped in the oceans" just fills me with such hope for what future human civilizations could accomplish

    • @harbour2118
      @harbour2118 2 роки тому +165

      Actually sounds a bit badass out of this video's context.

    • @theocff5842
      @theocff5842 2 роки тому +117

      too bad we'll spend the rest of our time bickering about land, money and religion

    • @harbour2118
      @harbour2118 2 роки тому +65

      @@theocff5842 Yeah... But that's what makes us human.

    • @bk5265
      @bk5265 2 роки тому +45

      The fact that we're still killing each other senselessly doesn't really show promise to our civilisation, even if that means the venue has changed lol.

    • @gordo8354
      @gordo8354 2 роки тому +23

      @@bk5265 senseless violence is a byproduct of sentience. One is not separable from the other

  • @sunstarsseekersanctuary4241
    @sunstarsseekersanctuary4241 5 місяців тому +3

    First time here. this has a hitch hikers guide to the universe vibe. I love it.

  • @Kiwi2703
    @Kiwi2703 3 роки тому +618

    "it might be easier than you think"
    *proceeds to talk about how insanely difficult it would be*

  • @benc2068
    @benc2068 3 роки тому +1864

    This guy and his mass rails. Every solution was just "Shoot it into space." lmao

    • @radhakumari3341
      @radhakumari3341 3 роки тому +117

      Yeeet the stuff 😂😂

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 роки тому +3

      lmao

    • @johann6062
      @johann6062 3 роки тому +84

      💀 every video he finds a way to fit those rails in his solutions

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 3 роки тому +30

      That's how they deal with comic book villains that are too powerful

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 3 роки тому +61

      They're also proud of their tethers. At this point I think Kurtzgesagt just wants to yeet everything all over the solar system

  • @cwejter
    @cwejter 3 роки тому +903

    Bosses be like: Cool, I need it by Monday tho.

    • @ahmetmutlu348
      @ahmetmutlu348 3 роки тому +12

      and professional workers be like. : ok boss you got it tomorrow :P
      the next day boss : is it ready..
      professional skilled employee : allmost ready sir. just some small piece of work is left :P
      and cycle repeats :P but as i said. only professional employes can handle the stress of that work. awerage workers will be fired instantly :D
      i saw this kind of dialogues executed in lots of real situations lots of times .

    • @Cobra85291
      @Cobra85291 3 роки тому +6

      @@ahmetmutlu348 Too bad you cant be fired from commenting

    • @sarahB06
      @sarahB06 3 роки тому +5

      @@ahmetmutlu348 thanks Ahmet this was truly inspirational

    • @Sentinential38
      @Sentinential38 3 роки тому +6

      @@ahmetmutlu348 I just had a stroke reading this.

    • @ishaand92
      @ishaand92 3 роки тому

      @@ahmetmutlu348 Damn bro I really felt that 😔

  • @iq-zap
    @iq-zap Місяць тому

    This video is truly captivating! The way complex topics are explained so clearly and simply makes it really engaging.

  • @TheQueenofNeckbeards
    @TheQueenofNeckbeards 3 роки тому +3692

    dang Venus’ atmosphere looking kinda sequestered and breathable 😳

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 3 роки тому +172

      This comment is making we want to be Venus's atmosphere

    • @JESUSWASAJUGGALO
      @JESUSWASAJUGGALO 3 роки тому +81

      oh i hate this

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 3 роки тому +113

      @@JESUSWASAJUGGALO instructions unclear I now have a crush on Venus's atmosphere

    • @JESUSWASAJUGGALO
      @JESUSWASAJUGGALO 3 роки тому +104

      @@sixela6 damn rn i would love to be crushed by venus' atmosphere, killing me instantly

    • @babytree6090
      @babytree6090 3 роки тому +13

      @@JESUSWASAJUGGALO Tf

  • @wilmeroberg9794
    @wilmeroberg9794 3 роки тому +1158

    I'm just imagining someone a few hundred years into the future saying "who's fucking idea was it to bring mosquitoes to venus?"

    • @themadsuika3909
      @themadsuika3909 3 роки тому +31

      ITS WAS ME!

    • @aezzil3536
      @aezzil3536 3 роки тому +81

      Some men just want to watch the world burn...quite literally in this case

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 3 роки тому +25

      @@themadsuika3909 you monster!

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 3 роки тому +51

      I would imagine future humanity would want to make venus a paradise filled with only life that is beneficial to humanity. It is named after the Roman goddess of beauty after all.

    • @richardwainwright507
      @richardwainwright507 3 роки тому +35

      @@rugvedkulkarni1593 penguins everywhere

  • @anth2975
    @anth2975 3 роки тому +874

    Kurzgesagt: “It might be easier than you think”
    Nasa: Well why didn’t you say so

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 3 роки тому +2

      CNSA; write that down, write that down.

    • @NoamHaim
      @NoamHaim 3 роки тому +2

      Actuall nasa: * does a viruall class/ a video explaining in a happy little way why this will be a huge project for this great country and how it can't be done this days *

    • @briandoe5746
      @briandoe5746 3 роки тому +2

      Isaac Arthur- a Dyson swarm would be far superior in every aspect.

    • @KSPUnitedYT
      @KSPUnitedYT 3 роки тому +1

      @Kyle Griffin couldn’t the astronauts from Apollo 12, 14, 15 to 17 also see the earth from the moon?

    • @kingsolo6241
      @kingsolo6241 3 роки тому +1

      Scientist have confirmed that we are still 1,000’s of years away from terraforming any planet. We simply do not have the technology. If anything we would terraform earth first before any other planet.

  • @oilisfun6891
    @oilisfun6891 Рік тому +4

    thanks for the tutorial! helped so much!

  • @Hendur
    @Hendur 3 роки тому +1244

    "It might be easier than you think"
    Me, after 10 Minutes: "No"

    • @reixyz4852
      @reixyz4852 3 роки тому +57

      this is the most unfeasible video by them so far. I love the channel but when they casually make big assumptions like usable space tethers (from previous video: would be a big achievement all on it's own) the day/night thing also seems like it would be one of the hardest steps but they glossed over it honestly.

    • @egorsilovs156
      @egorsilovs156 3 роки тому +26

      @@reixyz4852 There’s also the issue of casually removing a planet’s worth of CO2 from the surface. Would be better if they marketed themselves as science fiction with roots in physics.

    • @altostreeter
      @altostreeter 3 роки тому +6

      Whoever does this to Venus can't even be classified as the same species as us at that point.

    • @pseudonym8082
      @pseudonym8082 3 роки тому +9

      @Miles bruh what

    • @nilletv5038
      @nilletv5038 3 роки тому +6

      @@reixyz4852 It wouldn't even be worth terraforming anything closer to the Sun than Earth, because of the sun becoming a red giant in a few billion years. I'd support these kind of ideas for places like Titan & Europa though.

  • @turtlesrprettycool3379
    @turtlesrprettycool3379 2 роки тому +2962

    “It might be easier than you think”
    It’s hundreds of times harder than I thought it would be

    • @Mostly-Nuts
      @Mostly-Nuts 2 роки тому +43

      Exactly what I thought lmao

    • @ShayKMBR
      @ShayKMBR 2 роки тому +18

      Right like brah
      That would take SO much money 💰❗❗

    • @fangier0
      @fangier0 2 роки тому +35

      And really time consuming, 200 years to just cool it down

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 2 роки тому +71

      @@fangier0 If you think about it, 200 years is only around 4 human generations.

    • @rrh0008
      @rrh0008 2 роки тому +44

      @@CCABPSacsach I suppose, if you expect 50-year-olds to give birth.

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 3 роки тому +370

    best ever: "freeze the hell and ship in the oceans"

  • @Neridian_
    @Neridian_ 3 місяці тому +4

    The fact that this was 3 year ago makes me so sad because I am starting to miss being younger. I was in 6th grade when this video came out and now I'm a freshman

  • @thatguy9186
    @thatguy9186 3 роки тому +1552

    “Hey look mom, a shooting star”
    *All of a sudden the sun mirror cracks*

    • @agastyagoel6185
      @agastyagoel6185 3 роки тому +13

      LOL

    • @jowan2749
      @jowan2749 3 роки тому +15

      RUN

    • @animagamer2
      @animagamer2 3 роки тому +97

      Hahaha, we can already map the postion of basically every astroid in our solar system. I think an advanced space aged civilization will be able to protect their expensive satellites from basically anything... *whispers* _except ourselves._

    • @davidprice8449
      @davidprice8449 3 роки тому +20

      @@animagamer2 basically everything...
      Exept a gamma ray burst that is

    • @angerymechanic661
      @angerymechanic661 3 роки тому +5

      Nickle doesn't crack. I made space mirrors when i was 23.

  • @antihistory_3122
    @antihistory_3122 3 роки тому +415

    "How To Terraform Venus."
    Thanks, I'll try it out.

    • @imeann...
      @imeann... 3 роки тому +19

      let us know if it works

    • @krishnendusengupta6158
      @krishnendusengupta6158 3 роки тому +13

      @Rasta Xde He was, but sadly internet connectivity hasn't reached there yet.

    • @subhamshaw6411
      @subhamshaw6411 3 роки тому +3

      Disclaimer: Do not try this at home.

  • @jasonchiu272
    @jasonchiu272 3 роки тому +334

    Rip birb who sacrificed himself to show us how hostile venus's surface is.

    • @axea4554
      @axea4554 3 роки тому +4

      Respect to the camerabirb for filming all of this for thousand of years

    • @insertname4337
      @insertname4337 3 роки тому +4

      @@Michael-he7jo I am genuinely disappointed in humanity because of you.

    • @potatoes5829
      @potatoes5829 3 роки тому +2

      @@Michael-he7jo bruh

    • @cbtgaming525
      @cbtgaming525 3 роки тому

      @@Michael-he7jo no

    • @cbtgaming525
      @cbtgaming525 3 роки тому

      @@JustSomeFroit why are you woooshing him it isn't even a joke lol

  • @TIGBBGMYT
    @TIGBBGMYT Рік тому +4

    Lil buddy from splatoon chillin in the background

  • @dakelasala1381
    @dakelasala1381 3 роки тому +388

    “it’s not as hard as you might think”
    proceeds to explain how you would need to terraform a whole planet

    • @Elviloh
      @Elviloh 3 роки тому +19

      "You just need a bit of imagination".

    • @imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431
      @imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431 3 роки тому +12

      It turns out to be just as hard I originally thought

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 роки тому

      @@Elviloh and also a global effort for many years, with no benefit to be seen in our lifetime.

    • @Quotheraving
      @Quotheraving 3 роки тому +1

      @@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431 and probably pointless because neither Venus nor Mars have a Magnetosphere.

    • @prestigeworldwide6488
      @prestigeworldwide6488 3 роки тому

      7000 years later

  • @kinggalactix
    @kinggalactix Рік тому +1744

    Thanks for the guide. I was trying to find guides on terraforming, but didn't find any. You are a life saver, Kurzgesagt.

  • @alanleung1828
    @alanleung1828 2 роки тому +4846

    5000 years of collective mankind dedication.
    Then we would have Venusians who are "Terraform deniers".

    • @sarah.s.flanagan
      @sarah.s.flanagan 2 роки тому +933

      Everything-deniers I’m sure.
      “There’s no man-made mirrors in space. I mean have you ever seen them in person?”
      “I literally have, I’m an engineer on the Annual Mirror Check-up team.”
      “Ah, paid off by the government I see.”

    •  2 роки тому +528

      "Venus was never terraformed!! It naturally grew life on it!"

    • @wynnexed
      @wynnexed 2 роки тому +241

      @ I sort of love how this is exactly the opposite of conspiracy theories today...

    • @reelthanos7290
      @reelthanos7290 2 роки тому +187

      Instead of flat earthers we got terraform deniers

    • @pixydust4112
      @pixydust4112 2 роки тому +15

      😭😭😭

  • @notnintendo
    @notnintendo 3 роки тому +428

    The bird saying, "This ain't it fam" is the best thing I've ever seen.

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 3 роки тому +16

      We need more videos with these little things. Like "yeeted" from the last video

    • @srivatsajoshi4028
      @srivatsajoshi4028 3 роки тому +1

      omae wa mou shindeiru was better

    • @andrewparker318
      @andrewparker318 3 роки тому +2

      When does a bird say that?

    • @Triniswe
      @Triniswe 3 роки тому +3

      @@andrewparker318 5:57

    • @andrewparker318
      @andrewparker318 3 роки тому +2

      @Dark Rider Oh I found it! 5:55

  • @luonggiaphat7946
    @luonggiaphat7946 3 роки тому +1604

    Kurzgesagt:"Europa has twice as much water as Earth's ocean"
    Nestle:"Pack your things, we are leaving"

    • @honeydewbadger832
      @honeydewbadger832 3 роки тому +98

      "breaking news : Europa disappeared in months

    • @dennisbryant7994
      @dennisbryant7994 3 роки тому +21

      *destroys nestle with minimum and nukes*

    • @Kannot2023
      @Kannot2023 3 роки тому +39

      I imagine Nestle investing in slingshots to mode ice from Europe

    • @edeworabraham2761
      @edeworabraham2761 3 роки тому +13

      r/f**kNestle

    • @-Tranvanat-a
      @-Tranvanat-a 3 роки тому +1

      Hey bro, which are his accents? Us or uk

  • @thebritishtable7816
    @thebritishtable7816 3 роки тому +411

    FINALLY!! IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THE TUTORIAL!

    • @namjonn2638
      @namjonn2638 3 роки тому +14

      Lets live in venus now

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez 3 роки тому

      @@namjonn2638 there are no active probes on Venus. Because 1, the insane pressure, and 2, the extreme temperatures

    • @thefinger1776
      @thefinger1776 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheWizardGamez well, we evolve into monstrous abominations solely to adapt at Venus' harsh environment

    • @joythedragon860
      @joythedragon860 2 роки тому +3

      *All Tomorrows flash backs*

    • @juliemeyer6344
      @juliemeyer6344 2 роки тому

      You say that like your going to do it

  • @Breadestboi
    @Breadestboi 10 днів тому +1

    Aw thanks for the tutorial man

  • @rationalityrules
    @rationalityrules 3 роки тому +2795

    Imagine if it turned out that the first life form on Earth was artificially put here by aliens in an attempt to form the planet to their needs, but they subsequently went extinct due to their efforts coming too late. I could totally see humanity doing this to another planet.

    • @Rey1_A
      @Rey1_A 3 роки тому +37

      ikr

    • @39ilawis
      @39ilawis 3 роки тому +141

      Sounds like your aliens got covid. Or came from Venus...

    • @ChasingVapor
      @ChasingVapor 3 роки тому +105

      theres actually a theory like this involving mars populating earth before there planets core died...

    • @Badzad31
      @Badzad31 3 роки тому +309

      @@39ilawis dude, imagine if they WERE from venus, and we just keep going back and forth, terraforming each other, dying out, re-evolving, then terraforming the other again.

    • @angkear6267
      @angkear6267 3 роки тому +42

      Or they are waiting for the right time to come back to earth. We better prepare lol.

  • @matto1919
    @matto1919 2 роки тому +660

    can confirm this works!
    tried it at first and nothing happened, but then i closely followed the tutorial and it finally worked

    • @lobsclips
      @lobsclips 2 роки тому +21

      @Catnip he's just drunk.

    • @furkanunsal5814
      @furkanunsal5814 2 роки тому +38

      btw I'm sill getting an error in the carbon dioxide process. I don't know what to do I tried everything! I did everything as the video describes...

    • @shreyasshenoy7215
      @shreyasshenoy7215 2 роки тому +3

      @Catnip he must took it for some game

    • @veronicamacovei6502
      @veronicamacovei6502 2 роки тому +27

      how do people think this isnt a joke

    • @matto1919
      @matto1919 2 роки тому +13

      @@veronicamacovei6502 great question

  • @krishnabirla16
    @krishnabirla16 3 роки тому +813

    When it said “it’s not hard as you may think”, I believed them. Lol me.

    • @Newt2799
      @Newt2799 3 роки тому +15

      I liked the part where they said you’d have to get rid of/bury all the ice and then bring in your own oceans and land

    • @dislike__button
      @dislike__button 3 роки тому +8

      After watching this video I'm even more convinced that Mars is the right choice.

    • @andrewrobb3258
      @andrewrobb3258 3 роки тому +2

      @@dislike__button Mars is just as hard and we could not fix the gravity problem. We don't got that gravity problem with venes. Also it may be possible to get venes rotation to speed up at the same time as removing the co2 with the mass drivers due to Newtens second law. It would take time thou. Of note the mirror thing is somthing we got the tech for now and it wouldn't take long the get the space industry for it.

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 3 роки тому +9

      @Aurelia It isn't hard in the same way that it isn't hard for me to build the Burj Khalifa myself with a fork. *Technically* it can be done provided infinite time and resources but that's just being ridiculous.

  • @whereismycup
    @whereismycup 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the (Quickly) tag, like we’re gonna play the dream music and speedrun this shit (wonder how we’ll cheat)

  • @astethii9521
    @astethii9521 3 роки тому +1288

    imagine this video was named: “DIY Venus Terraformation!”

  • @thegoat9219
    @thegoat9219 3 роки тому +163

    "Freeze hell and ship in the oceans" one of the best sentences I've heard this year

  • @roswellautopsia
    @roswellautopsia 3 роки тому +399

    When its about terraforming, Mercury always bears the brunt.
    Also, the music is amazing

    • @nilnull5457
      @nilnull5457 3 роки тому +32

      Mercury is a wasteland with a lot of minerals and sun and a lot less potential for anything other, so might as well exploit it to the fullest :).

    • @minerforstone4136
      @minerforstone4136 3 роки тому +23

      Everyone: Mercury is a planet
      Kurzgezagt: r e s o u r c e s

    • @kb7633
      @kb7633 3 роки тому +3

      the music is by EpicMountain and it's written specially for each video! You can find them on Spotify

    • @spoony8485
      @spoony8485 3 роки тому +1

      It’s out of the Goldilocks zone

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 3 роки тому +2

      @@nilnull5457 Plus Mercury has likely according to newer interpretations/observations of MESSENGER data been slowly getting sublimated away by the Sun for at least the last 4.1 billion years and has a whopping 1% chance of entering an orbitally destabilizing resonance with Jupiter that results in the planets orbit changing either taking it into the Sun, or worse crossing paths with Venus and or Earth in the next billion years. Mercury is the only planet which is really orbitally unstable like that its only stabilized by its eccentric 3/2 spin-orbit resonance with the Sun

  • @Badger_god123
    @Badger_god123 9 місяців тому +1

    Thanks man, this really helped

  • @ariyune7007
    @ariyune7007 3 роки тому +371

    Everyone's gangster until a meteor hits the glass

    • @Ravenshaw123
      @Ravenshaw123 3 роки тому +32

      Shooting stuff with mass drivers is pretty much the solutions to any and every problems.
      Asteroid? Mass drivers.
      Need supplies? Mass drivers
      Cosmic horror showing up? Motherfucking mass drivers.

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ravenshaw123 Not realistic solutions though

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer 3 роки тому +1

      @0 FQuartz 0 Mass drivers aren’t realistic. Even without an atmosphere, the escape velocity of mercury is 4.3 km/s. This is a minimum velocity. These speeds can’t realistically be achieved in tubes consistently, their is too much power demand, not to mention friction and accurately launching mass onto another planet.

    • @dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259
      @dyazsgameplayandrandomvide3259 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ravenshaw123 Reduce Velocity? Mass drivers Reversed!

    • @stevenandersen6989
      @stevenandersen6989 3 роки тому +10

      @@CramcrumBrewbringer Need more Velocity? *PUT THE MASS DRIVERS ON MASS DRIV-*

  • @theEdmontonians
    @theEdmontonians 3 роки тому +1955

    "how to turn venus into earth after we turn earth into venus"

    • @jabjab2286
      @jabjab2286 3 роки тому +80

      This is the most underrated comment I've seen yet

    • @theEdmontonians
      @theEdmontonians 3 роки тому +8

      @@jabjab2286thanks

    • @theEdmontonians
      @theEdmontonians 3 роки тому +3

      @@jabjab2286 thanks strong owl man

    • @guitarrobot9056
      @guitarrobot9056 3 роки тому +12

      The sad thing is that your right the earth is really starting to become venus… just slowly

    • @theEdmontonians
      @theEdmontonians 3 роки тому +3

      @@guitarrobot9056 slowly...it like what 30 years before climate changes becomes catastrophic, how much longer really is it (obviously not to the point of Venus that was a joke)

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 3 роки тому +1010

    Us: “Can we live on Venus?”
    KURZGESAGT: “When Hell freezes over.. So here’s how you make that happen~”

    • @TheRatLiker
      @TheRatLiker 3 роки тому +6

      Why are you a furry? That's a bit disgusting to me, dude.

    • @starshapedstar2841
      @starshapedstar2841 3 роки тому +41

      @@TheRatLiker let them be whoever they want

    • @vedrath
      @vedrath 3 роки тому +46

      @@TheRatLiker imagine giving a shit what a stranger enjoys

    • @kurtsvensson4362
      @kurtsvensson4362 3 роки тому +36

      @@TheRatLiker Why do you like rats? That’s a bit disgusting to me, dude.

    • @ryanbarthel5352
      @ryanbarthel5352 3 роки тому +12

      @@TheRatLiker Why are you judging people for the way they want to express themselves. That's a bit disgusting to me, dude.

  • @ninjaasmoke
    @ninjaasmoke 2 місяці тому

    This brought me tears. Never thought that’d happen

  • @TylerLarson
    @TylerLarson 3 роки тому +855

    This makes solving Earth's climate problems sound pretty damn trivial.

    • @lingeringsnowleaf3829
      @lingeringsnowleaf3829 3 роки тому +64

      Thats because there is no life on Venus. Nobody will gives a shit if we fuck up and turn Venus into a living hell, it already is one.

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 3 роки тому +6

      @Dominick Vu you can easily make the money again by mining asteroid again for a few days

    • @khaddict7
      @khaddict7 3 роки тому +18

      It is trivial. The problem is it is politicized and no one is willing to work together on it.

    • @siddhant...
      @siddhant... 3 роки тому +14

      Do you even understand the dangers of doing such experiments on the only planet we’re currently living on? Money is the only resource at stake for terraforming venus not humanity.

    • @GM_Neo
      @GM_Neo 3 роки тому +9

      If humanity suffers because of humanity's decisions pushed on by humanity at least humanity can blame humanity so humanity won't take the blame for humanity's fucking up and destroying humanity

  • @gormster
    @gormster 3 роки тому +855

    “The only thing that’s stopping it is our imagination.” Mate that is not the *only* thing that’s stopping it.

    • @robsauce7640
      @robsauce7640 3 роки тому +5

      M8

    • @anarchyandempires5452
      @anarchyandempires5452 3 роки тому +93

      O come now all we need is 5 giant mirrors, 4 sets of Planetary scale MAC batteries, 3 planetary scale Huck systems the a few thousand Mega sized Mining Rigs capable of digin trough entire mountains of ice harder than Tank Armour grade steel, 500-1000 years of Peace where almost all of humanity works together on this project, the monetary equivalent of 100 years of the current GDP of the USA, and a few billion tones of bio engenierd bacteria, easy stuff!!
      ......at least compared to the Sh*t storm that would be unleashed the moment I comes time to choose who gets to have a piece of the planet....

    • @carboncompounds9377
      @carboncompounds9377 3 роки тому +3

      @@anarchyandempires5452 getting cyanobacteria isn't difficult at all...plus by increasing temp by a bit we would be able to take the ice out with comparative ease.

    • @Thalos_s
      @Thalos_s 3 роки тому +4

      @@TML0677 you're not wrong

    • @Zamu273
      @Zamu273 3 роки тому +4

      M8 if there's a rule you don't like, get rid of it
      *proceeds to float off the ground, into space, never to be seen again*

  • @mr_meme_420
    @mr_meme_420 3 роки тому +993

    "Europa, a moon of Jupiter has twice as much water as Earth's oceans"
    Nestlé: I go to Europa

    • @shubh.bapi_9423
      @shubh.bapi_9423 3 роки тому +50

      Coca cola: Did I hear Water???

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 роки тому +43

      The equivalent of U. S. finding oil

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t understand why people call nestle evil please tell me

    • @Nobody-qk4xu
      @Nobody-qk4xu 3 роки тому +68

      @@Fruitsmymainispomgranates Massive deforestation, stealing water from native tribes, saying water shouldn't be a human right, quirks like that

    • @okidokidraws
      @okidokidraws 3 роки тому

      Macross city colonies would be best sustainable space city and moveable

  • @thedodorex7612
    @thedodorex7612 2 місяці тому

    I’m pretty late here, not even through the video, but I wanna address something I see people say pretty often, “If we can turn (insert planet) into earth, why can’t we fix earth?” I think it’s a multifaceted problem. Humans are naturally curious and as a result like to explore, the idea of “seeing the unknown” is on some level quite enticing for many. Second, it may be economical in nature, the desire to be somewhere at the start is usually driven by this, being at the start of a new world? Even more so. Third is quite simple and seen many times in human history, a desire to move somewhere with less people. It’s a common observation that whenever one group of people learns of a place where their original group isn’t, individuals seem to flock to it, reasons very, but typically relate to a mixture of rising tensions, disagreements, or condensing of population. In the end, I think we should think of the desire to colonize a new place not as abandoning earth, but as seeking a new frontier, in more ways than perhaps obvious at first glance.
    (Apologies if this was rambling for whoever reads it, I’m tired and seriously out of it at time of typing this)

  • @Samuelwastaken
    @Samuelwastaken 3 роки тому +1079

    Can't wait for the "How to terraform a black hole" video to come out

    • @jayzenstyle
      @jayzenstyle 3 роки тому +33

      A birch world... someday, my modded stellaris dream can become a reality...

    • @fitwesdaily
      @fitwesdaily 3 роки тому +10

      It's funny but I think we could just build on top of a black hole bomb/generator since that already encloses it.

    • @aniksamiurrahman6365
      @aniksamiurrahman6365 3 роки тому +1

      LOL!

    • @AndreVictorGoncalves
      @AndreVictorGoncalves 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah. Great video. Nice thinking. But there is one problem. *The human population will peak at 11 billion people, then decrease.*
      We will never need to colonize other planets.

    • @tlotro625
      @tlotro625 3 роки тому +5

      @@AndreVictorGoncalves resources

  • @Rogue5490
    @Rogue5490 3 роки тому +1276

    “How do terraform Venus” as if it’s a 5 minute crafts DIY video lol.

    • @ruhee2920
      @ruhee2920 3 роки тому +28

      (quickly)

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 3 роки тому +16

      @@ruhee2920 quickly is very relative ... just 1000+ years :)

    • @stevenwadley8268
      @stevenwadley8268 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Tridentus
      @Tridentus 3 роки тому +6

      Let's be honest, we're never going to mass habitate Venus OR Mars. No matter how bad Earth gets, it's never going to be less expensive to terraform other planets. Like, why the hell would we when we're alread not taking up vast swathes of living space here on Earth anyway and population will cap soon.
      Our main operations in space are going to be around mining resources, until we're capable of harvesting solar to a level that we can send missions outside our solar system- but when you're talking that far ahead you're talking about meta-advances that mean it's impossible to really focus on what that time will really look like.

    • @sinenomine5921
      @sinenomine5921 3 роки тому

      @@Tridentus basically we will probably wipe ourselves out before we did

  • @MasakoX
    @MasakoX 3 роки тому +564

    *explains in Mass Drivers*

  • @envar1
    @envar1 8 місяців тому +4

    12:11 it feels illegal to see actually human faces in a Kurzgesagt video 😂

  • @zulthyr1852
    @zulthyr1852 3 роки тому +1539

    Whatever we end up doing, we're gonna use Mercury for its materials lmao.

    • @Yatagurusu
      @Yatagurusu 3 роки тому +294

      Dumb rock needs to be of some use

    • @murrle1819
      @murrle1819 3 роки тому +68

      It is literally metal and rock

    • @advaittalekar7310
      @advaittalekar7310 3 роки тому +76

      Sacrificial goat

    • @postblitz
      @postblitz 3 роки тому +32

      Mercury has a surface temperature between −173 °C at night and 427 at day. So what do we want to go and do there? It's most likely Terraforming other planets relies on advanced bio-chemical engineering than simple application of physics.

    • @noirlime5801
      @noirlime5801 3 роки тому +9

      solar panels are more effective on mercury since its closer to the sun

  • @TheRandomizerYT
    @TheRandomizerYT 3 роки тому +527

    Fun Fact : *Kurgeszagt will be the first to sponsor Mass Driver Companies...*

    • @CombatClient
      @CombatClient 3 роки тому +5

      They really like the idea of this!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 роки тому +1

      In a few hundred years or so

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 3 роки тому +1

      seeing how mass drivers are pretty much rail guns, much like rockets, it'll probably be classified as a military weapon and wouldn't be easily commercialized.

    • @cidadao.romano
      @cidadao.romano 3 роки тому

      And the magnetic field problem?

    • @TheRandomizerYT
      @TheRandomizerYT 3 роки тому +1

      @@CombatClient
      Sure do 😅

  • @esreverreverse1769
    @esreverreverse1769 3 роки тому +694

    Earth: look at what they need to do to mimic a fraction of my hospitability

    • @jakeweberzwier8655
      @jakeweberzwier8655 3 роки тому +42

      No kidding, it took billions of years to terraform earth the natural way

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 3 роки тому +24

      @@jakeweberzwier8655 And still it's _just_ barley habitable enough to harbor life.

    • @Hero_Bryan
      @Hero_Bryan 3 роки тому +27

      Billions of years of natural terraforming VS Few thousands of years of artificial terraforming

    • @goemon9378
      @goemon9378 3 роки тому +2

      that's an omniman reference isn't it

    • @hellbusterdragon
      @hellbusterdragon 3 роки тому +2

      And we are destroying it, so we need a backup plan. Hey, destroying it is part of humanity's advancement.

  • @paschade8309
    @paschade8309 9 місяців тому +1

    It worked. Thank you.

  • @drakoumell
    @drakoumell 3 роки тому +2017

    imagine this: we humans make venus habbitable (with the mirrors and everything) but humanity somehow ends before we can colonize it. Many millions of years later humans some human-like entity evolves like humans. At some point the new "humans" decide to explore space. They find the mirrors and realize that they existance was allowed by the work of a previous civilization.

    • @bloodmax7476
      @bloodmax7476 3 роки тому +29

      😎

    • @vaivs7903
      @vaivs7903 3 роки тому +276

      OMG Please someone write a sci-fi novel about this!!

    • @fang3801
      @fang3801 3 роки тому +210

      That would be their darkest discovery

    • @brossetigre9236
      @brossetigre9236 3 роки тому +177

      @@fang3801 that may be our darkest discovery

    • @yingw.2137
      @yingw.2137 3 роки тому +12

      @@fang3801 their*

  • @volteriaz
    @volteriaz 3 роки тому +813

    "Europa has twice the amount of water as earth"
    Nestle:

    • @bossypants1577
      @bossypants1577 3 роки тому +15

      mine

    • @ago8085
      @ago8085 3 роки тому +9

      Bueno.

    • @ThatGuy-th1kt
      @ThatGuy-th1kt 3 роки тому +17

      fun fact: europa means europe in spanish

    • @averiWonBTW
      @averiWonBTW 3 роки тому +14

      @@ThatGuy-th1kt its does?!?!?! WHAT DA??!?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!?!??!

    • @Tudor4Fun
      @Tudor4Fun 3 роки тому +1

      Government suddenly says europa is gone! h o w s t r a n g e

  • @rhapsody4025
    @rhapsody4025 3 роки тому +189

    I can already imagine how future venus colonists will look back at this video and laugh so hard

    • @abhiprakash74999
      @abhiprakash74999 3 роки тому +9

      Future Dyson swarmers will look at the idea of terraforming and laugh

    • @lrgr1518
      @lrgr1518 3 роки тому +7

      I don't think that in 500 years anyone will

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 3 роки тому +6

      >implying we wont just live in o'Neill cylinders that can replicate earth 100%

    • @ngnlkuuhaku2360
      @ngnlkuuhaku2360 3 роки тому +1

      Stop daydreaming and start working

    • @abhiprakash74999
      @abhiprakash74999 3 роки тому +4

      @@constantinethecataphract5949 ikr. Rotating habitats are just so much better in every way

  • @viperon5465
    @viperon5465 Місяць тому

    I always want to cry when I see such videos. The idea that only if we wanted to as humans...

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT 3 роки тому +980

    UA-cam: "We have to assume animation content is for kids."
    A literal educational channel: "1:23"

    • @GarioTheRock
      @GarioTheRock 3 роки тому +76

      Atmospheric pressure is a bitch, what can be said 😅

    • @szxcrab7782
      @szxcrab7782 3 роки тому +57

      UA-cam: *casually ignores adult swim*

    • @achille.8792
      @achille.8792 3 роки тому +11

      I actually got scared and I'm not even a kid
      or at least I think so.

    • @refrigator
      @refrigator 3 роки тому +3

      welp, he dead.

    • @howimetyourmother8251
      @howimetyourmother8251 3 роки тому

      Reminded me of Invincible. 😁