Top 10 Weirdest System of a Down Lyrics

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  • @egghead7596
    @egghead7596 4 роки тому +2042

    It's so strange hearing Cigaro being sung calmly. It makes the lyrics sound way stranger than they already are.

    • @s9niico
      @s9niico 3 роки тому +40

      it does

    • @restanibalu
      @restanibalu 2 роки тому +81

      It enhances the poetry

    • @fialka39
      @fialka39 2 роки тому +42

      but it sounds so beautiful when he sings it like that

    • @Mango_113
      @Mango_113 Рік тому +7

      he sings the actual song after, he just sing calmly first, i was there

    • @JohnRood-u9p
      @JohnRood-u9p Рік тому +1

      Its weird because its supossed to be rock

  • @c9flamingo94
    @c9flamingo94 6 років тому +6163

    No matter what they sing it sounds great. They could sing the manual of a toaster and I’d still love it.

    • @zeed7407
      @zeed7407 5 років тому +174

      You should totally pitch this idea to them

    • @vxnderlinds
      @vxnderlinds 5 років тому +28

      You represent me 😂❤️

    • @monstaaa3
      @monstaaa3 5 років тому +130

      It's funny because literally one of their 90's demo tapes is called toast.

    • @lablondejames200
      @lablondejames200 5 років тому +33

      ty for the Inspiration. I going to right a song called toaster manual.

    • @damonmorgan4315
      @damonmorgan4315 5 років тому +19

      Same thing with Corey Taylor from stone sour and slipknot.

  • @grantbowers2319
    @grantbowers2319 6 років тому +7790

    I thought it was just me hearing weird shit this entire time, turns out I was completely right all along

    • @gavincoker5490
      @gavincoker5490 6 років тому +62

      Grant Bowers I can’t tell if this is a hate comment or not.

    • @grantbowers2319
      @grantbowers2319 6 років тому +88

      Angle soft Toilet paper no hate intended 😁

    • @bubbadagger
      @bubbadagger 6 років тому +23

      Grant Bowers same dude! Especially eyes of the horse of tge dead pilot

    • @desteen6203
      @desteen6203 6 років тому +7

      Grant Bowers Sry I can't like your Comment because right now it has 666 likes and I don't want to destroy the number🤗

    • @grantbowers2319
      @grantbowers2319 6 років тому +6

      Das Stein thank you sir

  • @n7doomreaper439
    @n7doomreaper439 6 років тому +3811

    I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick she had so many friends

  • @Mikael11Fior
    @Mikael11Fior 6 років тому +2898

    I’m pretty sure deep down inside, their lyrics are the most complex and philosophical ever written, but our simple mind can’t understand their high intellect level.

    • @thealmightyoreoking
      @thealmightyoreoking 5 років тому +295

      I believe they’re meant to be metaphorical and allegorical because if I remember correctly, most of their songs tend to criticize the government. Mostly on a lowkey scale

    • @MrBadassheavymetal
      @MrBadassheavymetal 5 років тому +106

      I honestly don't know all of them, but I almost know for sure that #4 which is from the song (Needles) when he says pull the tapeworm out of your ass, he is talking about the government, as he earlier says (my tapeworm tells me what to do, my tapeworm tells me where to go)

    • @alspezial2747
      @alspezial2747 5 років тому +13

      im quiet happy not to be the only one who doesnt get the meaning of some of theyre lirycs

    • @daniyalaftab974
      @daniyalaftab974 4 роки тому +41

      @@MrBadassheavymetal I thought needles was about heroin addiction

    • @billkoul9780
      @billkoul9780 4 роки тому +25

      @@MrBadassheavymetal It's about drug addiction (Even the tilte implies that) and how it completely takes you over. So pulling it out of your ass means to take action and stop it immediately

  • @uwugriffith
    @uwugriffith 5 років тому +850

    Domino's: hello, what can I get for you today?
    Serj: pepeŕoni and gŕeen peppeŕs mushrooms olives chives!
    Domino's: pepeŕoniandgŕeenpeppeŕsmushroomsoliveschives?!

    • @MarioFilmsProductions
      @MarioFilmsProductions 4 роки тому +11

      1:18

    • @greyc.4728
      @greyc.4728 3 роки тому +44

      FOR THE LONGEST TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS ANGRY PEPPERS, I FEEL SO STUPID

    • @Dryztan
      @Dryztan 3 роки тому +2

      Im dead XD

    • @RahimRahmat
      @RahimRahmat 3 роки тому +9

      Stop advertising for Domino's! It causes Meat Therapy.........

    • @leodi4169
      @leodi4169 3 роки тому +5

      Domino's supervisor: need therapy?

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 6 років тому +605

    2:11 How does he sing it so well with so much emotion?

    • @RomeoTRM
      @RomeoTRM 2 роки тому +46

      Hey, Lars needs his wig back bro

    • @PfMokii
      @PfMokii Рік тому +25

      After that he sang "can't you see how stupid this song is?" Lmao

    • @GatoEncanto
      @GatoEncanto Рік тому +6

      Because he’s right and he knows it

    • @blackmetalerik
      @blackmetalerik Рік тому +2

      because balls of steel or high as fuck or both

    • @TerryGreat-c6p
      @TerryGreat-c6p 10 місяців тому

      It’s in the lyrics

  • @realspartan5206
    @realspartan5206 5 років тому +1019

    “the entirety of I-E-A-I-A-O”

    • @misada7744
      @misada7744 4 роки тому +20

      Exactly

    • @rive3051
      @rive3051 4 роки тому +12

      yes

    • @arandomhuman1329
      @arandomhuman1329 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha yes

    • @connerstewart7155
      @connerstewart7155 3 роки тому +3

      and then the knight rider guitar solo

    • @spd7693
      @spd7693 3 роки тому +14

      I think that song is about a murder of an immigrant by a former police officer.

  • @billkoul9780
    @billkoul9780 4 роки тому +557

    Every one seems to focus on the quick part of I-E-A-I-A-I-O, but the breakdown before the last chorus is probably the most insane thing on that song

    • @acehyatt44
      @acehyatt44 3 роки тому +6

      BUBBLES EROTICA...

    • @connerstewart7155
      @connerstewart7155 3 роки тому +63

      @@acehyatt44 one flag, flaggy but one, painting the paintings of tHe ALIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

    • @darrenpingüino
      @darrenpingüino 3 роки тому +61

      Bubbles errrotica

    • @DrthmN
      @DrthmN 2 роки тому +34

      I thought it was Armenian language but it's turned out to be a BUBBLES EROTICA, sorry Armenians

    • @irishwristwatch2487
      @irishwristwatch2487 2 роки тому +29

      Plutonium wedding rings, icicle stretchings, bicycle shoestrings

  • @PirateFilms95
    @PirateFilms95 6 років тому +913

    System of a down is the kind of band that just hits the middle suggest button on their phone and makes lyrics out of it

    • @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz
      @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz 3 роки тому +45

      And thus, I-E-A-I-A-I-O was born

    • @ale.2p284
      @ale.2p284 3 роки тому +10

      I give you the link for the Wii of the cables that I have left for the temple of mathematics and the legs are the largest that they make me see.

    • @physicsisawesome696
      @physicsisawesome696 3 роки тому +3

      I also have a few questions about the logic of the day and I will be there by Rachmaninoff created a new account and I will be there by the time I get home

    • @ishovedthetoothbrushinmyas8782
      @ishovedthetoothbrushinmyas8782 2 роки тому

      I was a bit before the end guys are not in a position where I think it's him to suspect he was in elec with a sad tone.

    • @physicsisawesome696
      @physicsisawesome696 2 роки тому

      @@ishovedthetoothbrushinmyas8782 the same thing I have to do you have a pic of the schedule for the next few days and I have a few questions about the venom the same thing I have to do to get the money to you and your family a very happy and prosperous New year to you and your family have to be there are any changes in a bit to the store for lunch or something in mind the next couple weeks I think it was just studying in my car.

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 6 років тому +644

    It's System of a Down, the lyrics must always be weird.

    • @gonkdroid2539
      @gonkdroid2539 3 роки тому +15

      And deep and political at the same time

  • @lexivorwartz685
    @lexivorwartz685 6 років тому +133

    SOAD lyrics tend to summarize what goes through my mind about 20% of the time. Not literally the lyrics, but rather the level of strange of which the thoughts are that enter my head.

  • @tobiastk5391
    @tobiastk5391 6 років тому +3033

    Daron Malakian is one of the most underrated vocalists and guitarists.

    • @borb5663
      @borb5663 6 років тому +43

      I agree

    • @LeoMessiGoat1986
      @LeoMessiGoat1986 6 років тому +75

      SOAD are awesome, but none of them are underrated at all

    • @chris_htepo
      @chris_htepo 6 років тому +35

      Ehhhhhh maybe as a vocalist

    • @siavashmassoudi
      @siavashmassoudi 6 років тому +31

      For sure, he writes some of the most creative and original riffs ever

    • @marvinrockon
      @marvinrockon 6 років тому +15

      Not the best but good for sure. To bad he can be a dick quite quick and back in the days he got really full of himself after theire breakthrough. But I enjoy listening to him tho.

  • @bill6
    @bill6 5 років тому +177

    2:46 Shavo’s face kills me 🤣

    • @Skul-y9t
      @Skul-y9t 4 місяці тому +4

      Shavo is like... The most goofy bassist

  • @Meowmeow0506
    @Meowmeow0506 6 років тому +2118

    Beat the meat, treat the feet

    • @fromtheh3158
      @fromtheh3158 6 років тому +94

      TheUnFazed Shooter For the sweet milky seed

    • @giovannifiorini5108
      @giovannifiorini5108 6 років тому +66

      At least you can understand what they mean with that lol

    • @N20154
      @N20154 6 років тому +1

      What song

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +11

      Ryuu Films Vicinity Of Obscenity

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 6 років тому +38

      I found this about that song (It's very long)
      "I visit forums for lyrics now and then and some of the interpretations of this song are really bad. You think System of a Down would waste their time singing about whores who got their feet stepped on in an orgy? WOW. K here it goes.
      This song is talking about how small the "Vicinity of Obscenity" is. They even speak through the guitars on this one. The men of this country are designed since birth to have certain views on women. Wether its finding a dirty mag on the playground as a kid, or Paris Hilton trying to sell you a sex-burger during a teletubbies commercial. No matter where you look, obscenity is "IN YOUR EYE." It's unavoidable and in your face, just like the guitar and vocal styles when they scream "banana banana terra cotta.... etc." The food references are symbolizing genitals. (Banana = dick, pie = pussy) Basically, it's right there, hard core, in your face, no matter where you look. Turn on the radio, and you're forced to listen to the ignorance and sexual deviancy of our nation. Flip on the television and you've got a pro-whore washing a car for a fucking CARL'S JR AD! It makes me wanna scream my damn self. "Is there a proper way of holding you, baby?" = Who knows, we are only taught to view women as objects. Which, is another variable in the "Matrix" known as American Society. "Do we learn [self] defeat from whores?" Yes... we do.
      Does that require lovin' you, baby?
      Their track "Violent Pornography" is the sister to this song. It's just more in depth, and attacks television as a main source of distributing this bullshit. Violent pornography is a new trend, especially in Internet porn. There are multiple web sites dedicated to it, and if you actually watch this material you can see how misguided, drugged-up, lied to, and manipulated the "actresses" really are. I know a guy who will watch MTV and holler at women while his 8 year-old is in the room. It delivers the same affect to the opposite gender; a false view of women. Guess what guys, girls don't worship your cock, or any cock. But that is what you see in porn, it's all a system. It's all variables in a matrix. Propaganda to Mesmerize, lies to hypnotize ...it's been going on since the dawn of time... The people who run this country TODAY, are the same people who ran it 200 years ago, the same people who ran Egypt 4000 years ago. Every day they get closer to pulling the wool over your eyes and mine. "It's a non-stop disco."
      Organized religion [Christianity is not a religion], our food supply, the force feeding of entertainment (in a restaurant - play music, in an office - feed em' magazines, in your house blare the TV, fill the mailbox with crap; fill your mind with crap), it's all intended to prevent you from having a relationship with God, and knowing the truth; that your life has a purpose above obtaining material goods. That there is a force out there with the intention of controlling your mind. Making you into a brick that helps support a very big wall for them to sit upon. Go back and watch "The Matrix", try to soak in what the writers are actually trying to say about our world. (Please don't send me emails, no, I don't think machines are growing us.) With the space that is in your backyard, one man can grow enough food to feed 24 people on a steady basis. So why would you work 40 hours at McDonalds to earn a paycheck that barely enables you to feed yourself poisoned food? Identify the serpent, cut off it's head, and "eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em' eat em'." "

  • @BrendNicc
    @BrendNicc 5 років тому +123

    Daron always looks like he hasnt slept in 2 days...

    • @philippmuller-litz7588
      @philippmuller-litz7588 4 роки тому +11

      i think he's constantly stoned ha

    • @BrendNicc
      @BrendNicc 4 роки тому +1

      @@philippmuller-litz7588 I wouldn't doubt it.

    • @scoobymula
      @scoobymula 3 роки тому +7

      Cocaine is the name of his "lack of sleep"

  • @O-666
    @O-666 6 років тому +396

    "Ballgame's in the refrigerator, the lights are out, BUTTER'S GETTING HARD" is probably the weirdest part of Chic n Stu.

    • @zoezoeflex
      @zoezoeflex 5 років тому +19

      But it's related to the song, the band was watching tv and there was a commercial for an ballgame

    • @acehyatt44
      @acehyatt44 3 роки тому +6

      Its a popular catchphrase by Chick Hearn (the Chick N' Stu being a reference to him and Stu Lantz, as well as a pun), when the Lakers were pretty much guaranteed the win.

  • @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen
    @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen 4 роки тому +347

    Fun fact: the opening lines of every SOAD albums mashed up sound like a legit SOAD song. You don't believe me? Check it out yourself:
    I've had an out of body-experience
    They're trying to build a prison
    The ballgame's in the refidgerator
    Why do they always send the poor?
    Breathing each other's life
    It doesn't even have to rhyme to be 100% pure System Of A Down.

    • @jorgito93700
      @jorgito93700 2 роки тому +27

      The opening line from Mezmerize is "Welcome to the soldier side", and it still kinda works

    • @NMB5HIGH
      @NMB5HIGH Рік тому +5

      and welcome to the soldiers side rhymes with breathing each others life so it works.

    • @TheAbyssOfficial
      @TheAbyssOfficial Рік тому +2

      it doesnt even need to make sense to be a song from them

  • @TwoToeTags
    @TwoToeTags 6 років тому +934

    I came here to see if the circumcision is on the chair but apparently, its not.

    • @JoseManuel-mp9yk
      @JoseManuel-mp9yk 6 років тому +14

      TwoToeTags Metal Reviews Forest haha

    • @randomchannel2105
      @randomchannel2105 6 років тому +16

      TwoToeTags Metal Reviews I came here to clarify the lyrics of needles

    • @pastachild6872
      @pastachild6872 5 років тому +9

      I came here to see if u-fig was here lol

    • @milkfgc
      @milkfgc 5 років тому +3

      TwoToeTags Metal Reviews can you explain this please

    • @fatehgyani119
      @fatehgyani119 4 роки тому +4

      666 likes? Sorry but I ain't changing that

  • @cartoonchaos2594
    @cartoonchaos2594 4 роки тому +69

    Idc how weird the lyrics are,
    I-E-A-I-A-I-O will always be one of my top favorite SOAD songs!

  • @JLTS76
    @JLTS76 6 років тому +1694

    Kombucha mushroom people?

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 5 років тому +314

    And I thought "Toxicity" 'eating seeds as a past-time activity' was weird. 😂

    • @RahimRahmat
      @RahimRahmat 3 роки тому +43

      Sorry man, that was one of their more sensible lyrics... yeah....

    • @kavinaderrow3269
      @kavinaderrow3269 3 роки тому +1

      @@RahimRahmat Shows what I know. 😅

    • @goth-_-880
      @goth-_-880 3 роки тому +2

      I've found myself eating sunflower seeds with friends the first days of quarantine. Obviously not caring about that quarantine and just spending a good time

    • @minhajsixbyte
      @minhajsixbyte 3 роки тому +14

      @@goth-_-880 "eating seeds as pastime activity" refers to drug abuse. swallowing pills.

    • @muhamadfarhan6707
      @muhamadfarhan6707 3 роки тому +5

      @@minhajsixbyte hey eating seeds is armenian activity in past.

  • @brandeiii
    @brandeiii 6 років тому +425

    2.11 so emotional and beautiful😍😭

    • @chrismetal2781
      @chrismetal2781 6 років тому +69

      He sings it with so much passion... I believe every word he says lol
      Anyway those Notes are astonishing!

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +19

      Let me guess without checking... Is it Cigaro? Xd

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +3

      I wish I've been there twas so beautiful..

    • @einavbuch4803
      @einavbuch4803 6 років тому +1

      Lmao dead😂

    • @Master_Exploder5000
      @Master_Exploder5000 5 років тому +3

      @the missing link you frickin wot m8

  • @thezonaiarchitect
    @thezonaiarchitect 2 роки тому +37

    the art of SOAD is hiding true meaning behind nonsensical lyrics and I adore that
    plus, it's really funny to just randomly burst out saying "PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVE CHIVES" during a calm conversation

  • @negativecreep4249
    @negativecreep4249 6 років тому +437

    Fellatio...

    • @alien_666
      @alien_666 6 років тому +48

      HellRoyale 245 superman told me

    • @czapalac14
      @czapalac14 6 років тому +14

      That’s good stuff

    • @bubsyfinnigan4462
      @bubsyfinnigan4462 6 років тому +17

      TheHoodedMenace
      *_fellatio_*

    • @caitlinwalls11
      @caitlinwalls11 6 років тому +10

      *r i g h t s a i d f r e d*

    • @2footman
      @2footman 6 років тому +4

      Its just because we don't give a shit

  • @mandarin7728
    @mandarin7728 6 років тому +69

    And those weird lyrics are one of the reasons I fucking love this band.

  • @deanarupe73
    @deanarupe73 6 років тому +795

    They attended the Anthony Keidis school of lyric writing. Grab a rhyming dictionary and of we go.
    I still like them even with weird lyrics.

    • @phantomlord91
      @phantomlord91 6 років тому +38

      Ding Dang Dong Dong Ding Deng Dong Dong Ding Dengggg!

    • @sk8terkek429
      @sk8terkek429 6 років тому +7

      IV-I-XIV-XIV *I KNOOOOW I KNOOOOW FOR SUUURE*

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 6 років тому +39

      Deana Rupe actually I believe that every bit of their lyrics has a meaning, and was well thought out. They have very metaphorical lyrics.

    • @XistoKente
      @XistoKente 6 років тому +40

      ZoroarkWarrior It's very metaphorical indeed. For instance, Serj sings "pull the tapeworm out of your ass" after talking about a "parasite" that halts his growth and won't let him be free, telling him what to do and where to go. Coupled with the title "Needles", it becomes a strong case that this is a song about drug addiction and how you should quit it.

    • @baldthonyheadtano8059
      @baldthonyheadtano8059 6 років тому +11

      I heard the nabisco line in violent pornography is about how big companies back up the hardcore porn industry, and they obviously don’t like that

  • @josew7847
    @josew7847 6 років тому +59

    “Its never too late to reinvent the bicycle”

    • @Taproot_
      @Taproot_ 3 роки тому +4

      They aren't wrong though!

    • @virgiawanbagas4915
      @virgiawanbagas4915 3 роки тому +2

      damn, innervision :s

    • @connerstewart7155
      @connerstewart7155 3 роки тому +3

      smallbreaksforthenewyearyourlifegiving you fooooooooooorceeeeeeee

    • @joshua476
      @joshua476 3 роки тому +1

      Small brakes for the new and ajear ctivating force

  • @ThrashMan1999
    @ThrashMan1999 6 років тому +291

    T A B L E

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +9

      The Entire Grunge Genre VS A Single Shotgun Did you see chop suey but everything is a table? Xd

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 років тому +10

      James Hetfield has entered the chat

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому

      @@larsswig912 yea-yeah!!

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 4 роки тому +3

      Why'd you leave the TABLE on the TABLE?!?!?!

    • @connerstewart7155
      @connerstewart7155 3 роки тому +1

      @@MeatEatingVegan777 here you go create another TABLE!

  • @mostlyirishcarguy8955
    @mostlyirishcarguy8955 6 років тому +250

    I guess the hangars aren't sitting dripped in oil crying freedom 😕

    • @masakookawa6652
      @masakookawa6652 6 років тому +36

      MostlyIrishCarGuy that's actually just symbolism for bombing runs.

    • @mattevans1643
      @mattevans1643 5 років тому +7

      That ones pretty obvious. Hangars(Planes) oil(lubrication for said plane) freedom(explosions)

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 5 років тому +11

      @@mattevans1643 Thats dumb no. Its about America in iraq, they had all the oil over there. And even thpugh it was oil, they said it was for freedom.

  • @michaelrigney9682
    @michaelrigney9682 6 років тому +713

    This list could go on forever, 98% of SOADs lyrics are weird. Also It makes me sad how much Serj's voice has deteriorated....:-(

    • @soulexchangemusic
      @soulexchangemusic 6 років тому +68

      well he us getting old, isnt he in his 50s

    • @Spermofdog
      @Spermofdog 6 років тому +93

      david Lewis it's not that he is old, it's that he didn't learned how to sing properly, so he wouldn't fuck up his voice.

    • @leeloodallas6949
      @leeloodallas6949 6 років тому +50

      I don't know. I heard him singing Rains of Castamere and he sounded amazing.

    • @michaelrigney9682
      @michaelrigney9682 6 років тому +19

      Leeloo Dallas Thank you for making me aware that that existed... Holy shit.

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 6 років тому +1

      Same 😞

  • @dr.schuusch9142
    @dr.schuusch9142 4 роки тому +10

    No one:
    SOAD: I hope your stepson doesn't eat a fish

  • @Nabolling96
    @Nabolling96 6 років тому +443

    Not sure how sugar didn’t make the list...

  • @dapzeyy7659
    @dapzeyy7659 5 років тому +12

    my bro:"did i just hear what i think i heard"
    me:"yeah, its a system of a down concert"

  • @vb2388
    @vb2388 6 років тому +896

    Who do you think the best lyricist in Rock History is?

    • @vb2388
      @vb2388 6 років тому +140

      My favourites..
      Morrissey
      Paul McCartney
      John Lennon
      Thom Yorke
      Kurt Cobain
      Ian Curtis
      Roger Waters
      MJK
      There are plenty more but I can’t remember them..

    • @tomodonnell878
      @tomodonnell878 6 років тому +49

      Jim Morrison

    • @aphexted5608
      @aphexted5608 6 років тому +45

      Pete Townshend, Ian Anderson, Thom Yorke, Neil Peart And Frank Zappa of course.

    • @hanagreg
      @hanagreg 6 років тому +20

      Axl Rose

    • @JessicaLovesYou-fn2ko
      @JessicaLovesYou-fn2ko 6 років тому +39

      VB MUTT maynard

  • @borb5663
    @borb5663 6 років тому +122

    "Parachute your chocolate soul"

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 6 років тому

      Wee Skunner I wonder why that didn't make the list 😂

    • @Ry_weis
      @Ry_weis 5 років тому

      You can’t see me Saturday.

    • @Alefator
      @Alefator 4 роки тому

      Can't you look at my shaved ass?

  • @diogotomas1508
    @diogotomas1508 6 років тому +530

    missed bounce, that is also a song with very weird lyrics by soad

    • @Waluigifan95
      @Waluigifan95 6 років тому +5

      That's what I was thinking. How did that not make it?

    • @ComedicStaffWriter
      @ComedicStaffWriter 6 років тому

      I was also thinking that

    • @guitaristzag8787
      @guitaristzag8787 6 років тому +41

      Possibly because once you realize that it's about group sex and the pogo stick is a different kind of stick, the lyrics at least make a tiny bit of sense. Unlike basically anything on this less.
      Though it is still an odd song

    • @meant4hell
      @meant4hell 6 років тому +12

      I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends.

    • @QuiteNot
      @QuiteNot 6 років тому +1

      GuitaristZag I was thinking it means she gets around...alot! ...she had so many friends. Haha.

  • @P-H_S
    @P-H_S 5 років тому +33

    SOAD's lyrics are like misheard lyrics that are real

  • @SystemOfATool
    @SystemOfATool 6 років тому +68

    "Fish that don't drown, life in a bubble jungle"

    • @IvyBlackgrass
      @IvyBlackgrass 6 років тому +5

      Qwe Abc "Wearing a Crown, Chasing a clown"

  • @ColinleGueux
    @ColinleGueux 6 років тому +49

    There's hidden message in those "weird" lyrics

    • @ineedcornholioformytp
      @ineedcornholioformytp 4 роки тому +7

      “My cock is much bigger than yours” explain that meaning 😃

    • @fromnono13
      @fromnono13 4 роки тому +34

      TheVengfulOne256 It’s mocking political leaders and rich people who try to prove how much more macho they are than each other, wasting countless resources and hurting the average citizen in the process.

    • @fabio4910
      @fabio4910 4 роки тому +7

      @@fromnono13 "damn man, u killed him"

  • @caioaraujo8957
    @caioaraujo8957 6 років тому +171

    All that music are amazing

    • @moritzzz1
      @moritzzz1 5 років тому +2

      No one is denying that

  • @33igon
    @33igon 6 років тому +31

    Lyrically and musically, SOAD are unique. Nobody else sounds like them

  • @jorgito93700
    @jorgito93700 6 років тому +87

    Chic N' Stu, Needles and Cigaro all make sense in the context of the song

    • @ferretive
      @ferretive 5 років тому +5

      jorgito93700 The same can be said about all of their songs (except maybe Vicinity of Obscenity).

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 3 роки тому +5

      I still don’t know what CUBErt and Darts are even about

    • @TonyJuanPailos
      @TonyJuanPailos 3 роки тому +8

      @@realspartan5206 as far as i know, Darts is about love, tragedy, lifestyle, a Hitman, a nun, lovers.

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 3 роки тому +5

      @@TonyJuanPailos those are life threatening lifestyles

    • @TonyJuanPailos
      @TonyJuanPailos 3 роки тому +1

      @@realspartan5206 Indeed they are, that's why we must become mormons ASAP as possible

  • @elietheshark1497
    @elietheshark1497 5 років тому +8

    My parents like to shout random SOAD lyrics at random moments for no reason. I freaking love them.

  • @MN_Morannon
    @MN_Morannon 6 років тому +30

    The entirety of Sugar

  • @cartoonchaos2594
    @cartoonchaos2594 4 роки тому +5

    Me: * Enters Pizza Hut *
    Pizza Hut Employee: "Hello, welcome to Pizza Hut, what can I get you?"
    Me: 1:10

  • @elaynaterrell1934
    @elaynaterrell1934 6 років тому +171

    It still doesn't matter because they still kick ass. Yeah they have some weird lyrics but the rest of the song actually makes sense.

    • @johnnyboykidman3287
      @johnnyboykidman3287 6 років тому +12

      Elayna Terrell jet pilot is a prime example of that cause it’s about Pearl Harbor and horses was the nickname for kamikaze pilots so like if ya know things or like you said the rest they make sense

    • @elaynaterrell1934
      @elaynaterrell1934 6 років тому +1

      That's what Im talking about.

    • @thedepruem
      @thedepruem 6 років тому +2

      They're showing weird lyrics, not weird song, but the lyrics of it(some of it though)

    • @elaynaterrell1934
      @elaynaterrell1934 6 років тому +4

      Like its slightly aggravating because people do tend to focus on the weird lyrics but dont sync it to the rest of the song.

    • @brunomantovaneli6076
      @brunomantovaneli6076 6 років тому +4

      I think the weird lyrics are actually a quality in SOAD

  • @chrongon_OnRoblox
    @chrongon_OnRoblox 3 роки тому +8

    "Funny, but powerful"
    Best way to describe SOAD

  • @Danjoker.
    @Danjoker. 6 років тому +64

    They did too much coke in 2005, it's the only explanation

    • @fromnono13
      @fromnono13 4 роки тому +3

      I think they’ve always done that much coke

  • @gt_beltran42
    @gt_beltran42 4 роки тому +11

    2:46 I’m pretty sure Shavo’s face is the only reason this is on the list

  • @intoxinator
    @intoxinator 5 років тому +17

    3:06
    Phew Phew Phew - Phew Phew Phew

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 2 роки тому +7

    1:08 *This song pretty much sums up the reason for my love of large roasted beef brisket.*

  • @tayjanichols6492
    @tayjanichols6492 6 років тому +218

    hey its my favorite band

  • @GSDarKillerGames
    @GSDarKillerGames 6 років тому +24

    Needles have a great lycris talking about manipulation, but of course if you put out of the context will be weirdest

  • @angrypepe2537
    @angrypepe2537 6 років тому +36

    Well, cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @sgtraytango
      @sgtraytango 4 роки тому +3

      Makes me feel like I'm on this song, too.

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +2

      @@sgtraytango I hope your stepson doesn’t eat the fish

    • @connerstewart7155
      @connerstewart7155 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidnissim589 GONORRHOEA GORGONZOLA GONORRHOEA GORGONZOLA GONORRHOEA GORGONZOLA!!!!

  • @PirataMiopeAHOY
    @PirataMiopeAHOY 4 роки тому +8

    1:39..the transition from needles to jet pilot looks so smooth..almost like its the same song XD

  • @vs-24
    @vs-24 4 роки тому +14

    2:20 so beautiful 😔

  • @slipknot_santino7654
    @slipknot_santino7654 3 роки тому +13

    I really wanna know how he keeps his voice so perfect for live performances

  • @cdabcdefg12345
    @cdabcdefg12345 6 років тому +74

    PLEASE DO THIS FOR PRIMUS

    • @funkmetal1234
      @funkmetal1234 6 років тому +8

      She was high on gin and Gatorade.
      -Laquer Head (1999)

    • @cagandemiryasak1335
      @cagandemiryasak1335 5 років тому +3

      Tommy the cat

    • @mattevans1643
      @mattevans1643 5 років тому +4

      Jerry was a racecar driver... he drove so goddamn fast

    • @DonDiegon
      @DonDiegon 5 років тому +2

      Grab yourself a can of pork soda

    • @andrewpappas9311
      @andrewpappas9311 5 років тому

      Most of Mr. Krinkle could be on there

  • @mrbobmarley2222
    @mrbobmarley2222 5 років тому +9

    0:57
    *Must’ve been some good cocaine*

  • @YanivRiahi
    @YanivRiahi 6 років тому +707

    When Loudwire is out of ideas, vol. 2...

    • @dizzod123
      @dizzod123 6 років тому +4

      Yanivush147 yes

    • @JessicaLovesYou-fn2ko
      @JessicaLovesYou-fn2ko 6 років тому +73

      Yanivush147 looks like these fucking comments are out of ideas

    • @xWagnerPlaguesx
      @xWagnerPlaguesx 6 років тому +18

      Yanivush147 meh, WatchMojo is worse.

    • @StephenAlexWalker
      @StephenAlexWalker 6 років тому +5

      When the UA-cam comments have run out of ideas...

    • @passi951
      @passi951 6 років тому +1

      How many years there doing These kind of Videos?:D so i mean it's clear that they have no ideas :D

  • @yoad-tr2wd
    @yoad-tr2wd 4 роки тому +8

    "lie naked on the floor and let the Messiah go through our souls." -Suite-Pee, how is this not number 1?

  • @skijumpnose
    @skijumpnose 6 років тому +11

    "Pull the tapeworm out of your ass,HEY!"

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 6 років тому +1

      skijumpnose every time I watch monsters inside me, or the same type sh., I think of soad. Sometimes serj b like busta what it is right now 2:44

  • @Nobodys.here.now.somehow
    @Nobodys.here.now.somehow 3 роки тому +20

    0:46 I love how Serj's voice can be so flexible xd

  • @wido7676
    @wido7676 3 роки тому +13

    Honestly, I love everything about their music, even the questionable lyrics

  • @loweffortproductions1985
    @loweffortproductions1985 3 роки тому +1

    Honorable mentions: Eat all the grass that you want, accidents happen in the dark

  • @norman6524
    @norman6524 3 роки тому +7

    I LOVE THAT THEY USED THE LIVE VERSION OF CIGARO

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +2

    Hangars sitting dripped in oil, crying "FREEDOOOOOM!"

  • @n7doomreaper439
    @n7doomreaper439 6 років тому +19

    Eat all the grass that you want accidents happen in the dark

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 6 років тому +5

      N7 DOOMREAPER it’s about a dead rabbit so it makes sense

    • @DamBaker95
      @DamBaker95 6 років тому +7

      Wasn't that about a rabbit that Daron accidently drove over with his car?

    • @philippmuller-litz7588
      @philippmuller-litz7588 4 роки тому

      *sarcastic voice* accidents happen

  • @bad_boyz6824
    @bad_boyz6824 5 років тому +2

    Rap meets metal but then has a baby and drops it on it's head

  • @yungpaperxo
    @yungpaperxo 6 років тому +9

    jet pilot’s not really that weird, it’s about a bomber pilot being insane and happy to kill civilians

  • @anotheratheist
    @anotheratheist 2 роки тому +1

    1:09 wasn’t Chic’n’Stu a promo song for Serj‘s favorite pizza parlor?

  • @kaiguitarguymenard
    @kaiguitarguymenard 6 років тому +27

    Eating seeds is the best activity?

    • @bigsmonk7151
      @bigsmonk7151 6 років тому +10

      Kai the guitar Guy Eating seeds as a past time activity.....

    • @kaiguitarguymenard
      @kaiguitarguymenard 6 років тому +1

      Cookies Gamerz oh

    • @bigsmonk7151
      @bigsmonk7151 6 років тому +1

      Kai the guitar Guy xD i believe anyway

  • @raze167
    @raze167 2 роки тому +2

    Meeting John Dale at Junior's, winked an eye, point a finger

  • @UrobourosZero
    @UrobourosZero 5 років тому +5

    For some of these, I could actually find a symbolic meaning behind them (the berries and two ghosts lyric is saying the person he's talking to is poison, the stepson eating the fish sounds to me like he's talking about incest/infidelity, etc) but around the time Vicinity of Obscenity shows up, it's effectively all nonsense to me

  • @frankunodostres473
    @frankunodostres473 6 років тому +3

    I'm glad you included my favourite line:
    "cause everyone..... Needs..... a mother.... FUCKER!"
    but you forgot about the entire song "bounce"

  • @angelluna5930
    @angelluna5930 6 років тому +14

    A few of these are only weird when out of context though

  • @alfredneumann4332
    @alfredneumann4332 Рік тому +2

    recently i went through their first album again after a long time...their lyrics are absolutely nuts but masterfully brilliant

  • @fuxmaulder1
    @fuxmaulder1 6 років тому +83

    They are like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers of nu metal.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 6 років тому +23

      Not nu metal. They're like a bunch of different metal genres.

    • @ruinedecho2505
      @ruinedecho2505 5 років тому +19

      I would consider them Alternative Metal because there are no actual Rap Parts or Turntables used.

    • @thailai3277
      @thailai3277 5 років тому +1

      Jan Ridder ieaiaio

    • @no-hx7fh
      @no-hx7fh 5 років тому +7

      I would consider them as alt. metal mostly because they said they took influences of Middle-eastern muaic and added it to metal.

    • @aarnavgandhi1680
      @aarnavgandhi1680 4 роки тому

      They are definitely alt metal and healvy metal

  • @gabbeg7829
    @gabbeg7829 3 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile dance gavin dance 2016: I couldn't wait to tap into the brain of my cat
    and let him know he's my widdle baby meow meow boo

  • @angadgianirogers1844
    @angadgianirogers1844 6 років тому +5

    I thought Needles lyrics were :
    “For the paper, money all rise haay” but now I know the truth.

    • @hahasimp
      @hahasimp 5 років тому

      Mind was similar, I thought it was Paper Money irs

  • @wido7676
    @wido7676 3 роки тому +2

    “Pull the tapeworm out of your ass” gives me ENERGY and literally every word in cigaro gives me POWER.

  • @jimbos1175
    @jimbos1175 6 років тому +5

    SOAD has been my favorite band since 1998 when their first CD System of a Down came.

  • @hazardousenvironmentspart0540
    @hazardousenvironmentspart0540 2 роки тому +2

    You can't forget the kombucha mushroom people (they sit around all day)

  • @abstractforbiden5633
    @abstractforbiden5633 2 роки тому +6

    Oh yeah, it's me Mickey mouse. 🤣 0:49

  • @ondrej8599
    @ondrej8599 4 роки тому +2

    2:49 HOLY SHIT dude look at the bassist hands

  • @user-pp5oh9ee1k
    @user-pp5oh9ee1k 6 років тому +37

    Some of these like jet pilot and question are not weird. What about fuck the system.

  • @TheAsharedhett
    @TheAsharedhett 4 роки тому

    When your stars are baked, and your rivers fly, do you ever believe you are stuck in the sky?

  • @bradr121
    @bradr121 6 років тому +14

    PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS MUSHROOMS OLIVES CHIVES!!!

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +2

      bradr121 pEPpErOnI aND gREeN PepPerS muSHrOoMs OLivEs cHIveS!!!!
      Need therapy.....

    • @iaincampbell6959
      @iaincampbell6959 6 років тому +3

      for some unknown reason - I thought it was "Pepperoni, cheese, lettuce, mushrooms, olives, chives"
      Dumbass me - I forgot to clean out my ears

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +1

      @@agnesfru9926 Advertising’s got you on the run...

  • @LukeLeonettiYouTube
    @LukeLeonettiYouTube 3 роки тому +2

    every System of a Down song is like-
    i’m the mushroom man, i’m the mushroom man. oh ho! oh! oh! In June 2003, Amnesty International published reports of human rights abuses by the U.S. military and its coalition partners at detention centers and prisons in Iraq.[26] These inclu-

  • @sunsty1e
    @sunsty1e 6 років тому +22

    they have new music, mark my words

    • @agnesfru9926
      @agnesfru9926 6 років тому +2

      sunsty1e I actually heard they do, but not enough of them are "releasable" to make an album yet...

    • @cccCCCccc123ccc
      @cccCCCccc123ccc 5 років тому +2

      Not going to ever happen

    • @aarnavgandhi1680
      @aarnavgandhi1680 4 роки тому

      @@cccCCCccc123ccc that didn't aged well

    • @cccCCCccc123ccc
      @cccCCCccc123ccc 4 роки тому

      @@aarnavgandhi1680 I’m glad I was wrong. But I was thinking of an album. Hopefully that is next.

    • @cccCCCccc123ccc
      @cccCCCccc123ccc 4 роки тому

      @@aarnavgandhi1680 lol well look at this ua-cam.com/video/kJPUyegLBXM/v-deo.html

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 4 роки тому +2

    2:10 whenever i see an rich overcompensator

  • @alyssahannah8532
    @alyssahannah8532 6 років тому +8

    1:23 what the hell was that? that just can't be Serj

  • @Dogmuff1ns
    @Dogmuff1ns 5 років тому +2

    The fact you guys could pick 10 probably goes to show you much research you guys do

  • @josiahgarcia
    @josiahgarcia 2 роки тому +7

    2:26 darrens voice is angelic

  • @nolanerwin4265
    @nolanerwin4265 6 років тому +2

    When it said the entirety of I-E-A-I-A-I-O I laughed

  • @miyakimanaloto6720
    @miyakimanaloto6720 6 років тому +89

    very creative loudwire very creative

    • @johnbedeian1591
      @johnbedeian1591 6 років тому +1

      Miyaki Manaloto why’d you click on the video in the first place if all you were gonna do was complain about the video? I mean, the title’s right there. That is, if you can read it.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 5 років тому +2

    IS THERE A PERFECT WAY OF HOLDING YOU BABY~ and what's with that hilarious version of Cigaro? Self awareness?

  • @TheAcePool
    @TheAcePool 6 років тому +3

    But the one from Needles makes perfect sense... The tapeworm is a representation of drug addiction.

  • @JustinAheimer
    @JustinAheimer 6 років тому

    System logic: let's make all our songs sound like misheard lyrics with random swearing and food references throughout.