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  • Getting Past Russian Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog
    #sketchcomedy #immigration #Russia
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  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 2 роки тому +6960

    'That's right, you don't know'
    Sweating intensifies

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +117

      *Panics more because now the sweat is freezing*

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +24

      @@SamFAHntha imagining frozen beads of sweat 🤣

    • @makerbeelab5546
      @makerbeelab5546 2 роки тому +12

      about 20 000 nuclear charges as far as I remember, similar to that of US and about 100 times more than everyone else in the world.

    • @Chronos4088
      @Chronos4088 2 роки тому +8

      @@makerbeelab5546 Nope, it has ~7000. Only a bit more than the US.

    • @makerbeelab5546
      @makerbeelab5546 2 роки тому +3

      @@Chronos4088 Does it include those that are just stored?

  • @liesareawesome1
    @liesareawesome1 2 роки тому +10412

    You can genuinely feel the Russian pride and confidence when Arms says "That's right, you don't know".

    • @qzg7857
      @qzg7857 2 роки тому +126

      I sometimes wonder if he is not Russian. His accent is on point and Za wasze zdrowie. Was perfect. Well it was perfect in Polish but i bet Russian is simmilar

    • @kirillmyachin
      @kirillmyachin 2 роки тому +169

      The most terrifying thing is that we don't know how many nukes we have as well...

    • @qwq843
      @qwq843 2 роки тому +153

      ​@@qzg7857 Nope, his "Za wasze zdrowie" doesn't sound like Russian at all xD

    • @slavab9956
      @slavab9956 2 роки тому +39

      @@qwq843 it sounds much more russian than 'na zdorovie'

    • @shuriksvoboda6883
      @shuriksvoboda6883 2 роки тому +66

      @@qzg7857 well, the non-russian accent is very noticeable, but the form is correct in Russian - if we're toasting 'to your health', it would be like here, 'Za vashe zdorovie!', and not usual westerners' imagining of 'Nazdrovie!'. Which is much better than could be said for many western media outlets.

  • @matttondr9282
    @matttondr9282 Рік тому +2262

    Irish guys pretending to be weirded out by early morning alcohol:

  • @mikebikekite1
    @mikebikekite1 Рік тому +239

    40 years ago, while traveling, I'd been invited to stay with some Polish folk. For breakfast, they just pointed to the fridge. I was a bit shocked to find It contained row after row of bottles of vodka and a few isolated beers. I thought it might create a national incident if I didn't have a drink so I just picked a beer. I was horrified to find that the beer bottles contained home made vodka!

    • @mariaroma3134
      @mariaroma3134 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Madbadjack
      @Madbadjack 6 місяців тому +8

      Home made vodka :) In US it's called moonshine.

    • @TheAlexandros78
      @TheAlexandros78 5 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂 да пил с поляками, крепкие парни😂😂😂👍

    • @nikolaipasko
      @nikolaipasko 5 місяців тому +5

      Да. Поляки умеют пить. :)

    • @krejman
      @krejman 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Madbadjack in polish it's called bimber and it's made from pure spirit and not by freezing beverages, it's 70-80% instead of 25-40%

  • @moragf8175
    @moragf8175 2 роки тому +6762

    The hesitation before taking the drink - subtle guys.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +56

      Bahaha how did I miss that??

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 2 роки тому +20

      Golden!

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 2 роки тому +30

      That moment when you realize what you've just done because you got roaring drunk a week earlier and someone dared you.

    • @TheEleanor1984
      @TheEleanor1984 2 роки тому +148

      yup - is it really vodka, or maybe novichok?!

    • @lingred975
      @lingred975 2 роки тому +28

      @@TheEleanor1984 It doesn't matter...vodka kills everything 😁

  • @ondank
    @ondank 2 роки тому +8043

    "Yuri Gargarin was the first man in space"
    - Its entirely fair to remind people of this at every opportunity.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 2 роки тому +316

      Most people know this but forget the sovjet missions to the venus and Mars.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 2 роки тому +598

      @@molybdaen11 As well as first spacewalk, first docking in space, first woman in space, first remote controlled vehicle on the moon, and a few other things that I forgot

    • @sergeikhripun
      @sergeikhripun 2 роки тому +158

      The West doesn’t know Russia was mostly responsible for the defeat of Nazi Germany. They think WW2 started on D-Day. Never mind Gagarin.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 2 роки тому +89

      @@georgiykireev9678 And they would have been the first people on the moon to if they had not decided to use that highly unstable propellant which explosion killed hundreds of they best specialists at once.

    • @julbas2113
      @julbas2113 2 роки тому +67

      Well most of russians more usually mention "WE WON THE WWII" in every fucking case

  • @orenbell1645
    @orenbell1645 2 роки тому +106

    "Why was the USSR dissolved?"
    "Because it has US in the title"
    Well at least rUSsia learned from that mistake

  • @justmkipvme
    @justmkipvme Рік тому +418

    You know, the video is really very funny even for a Russian native. Thanks, guys, I laughed heartily, and I'm grateful for the respectful approach to humor, albeit based on stereotypes.

    • @user-xe1lx3og4n
      @user-xe1lx3og4n 6 місяців тому +3

      у тебя что-то с чувством юмора

    • @user-um1rl7zm2g
      @user-um1rl7zm2g 6 місяців тому +3

      Давно пора быть выше этих стереотипов и смеяться над их носителями. Я, например, смеюсь именно над этим.

    • @Eddie36144
      @Eddie36144 17 днів тому

      @@user-um1rl7zm2g At least you don't end up in jail in Russia for laughing.

  • @NexusDublin
    @NexusDublin 2 роки тому +7871

    As a Russian, I must protest at your choice of glasses.

    • @DS_28
      @DS_28 2 роки тому +372

      Абсолютли!

    • @simon1italy
      @simon1italy 2 роки тому +138

      You are absolutely right.

    • @dimanxgermanist1327
      @dimanxgermanist1327 2 роки тому +174

      Ну откуда у них мухинский стакан, разве что если специально в подарок привезти...

    • @NexusDublin
      @NexusDublin 2 роки тому +83

      @@dimanxgermanist1327 ну стопки в ирландии продаются свободно

    • @ijontichy7179
      @ijontichy7179 2 роки тому +11

      Seconded!

  • @MerrickKing
    @MerrickKing 2 роки тому +5546

    "What is Russia's biggest import?"
    "Sovereign states."
    Woah that prediction was spot on

    • @T0shi_0
      @T0shi_0 2 роки тому +227

      That was based on the Soviet Union. It wasn’t really an incredible prediction since this war has been expected for like the past 20 years

    • @winstonsgmx
      @winstonsgmx 2 роки тому +313

      @@T0shi_0 well they invaded Georgia in 2008

    • @eagle_klaw_
      @eagle_klaw_ 2 роки тому +223

      Less of a prediction and more of am analysis of their history which is simply repeating itself

    • @PiotrPilinko
      @PiotrPilinko 2 роки тому +99

      Russia, Russia never changes...

    • @someonesomeone529
      @someonesomeone529 2 роки тому +3

      or not

  • @maxber6312
    @maxber6312 Рік тому +54

    At last someone sad not "na zdorovie", but "za zdorovie". Thank you very much!

  • @user-fl6hu4co8b
    @user-fl6hu4co8b Рік тому +391

    Мне очень понравилось, как парень за кадром сымитировал наш акцент😂
    И это его "да" 🔥🔥💪💪

    • @sarcastico3238
      @sarcastico3238 Рік тому +3

      Меганеправдоподобно)

    • @Pa_life
      @Pa_life Рік тому +8

      Я именно по его "Да" поняла,что он иностранец,и ни фига не русский,говорящий по английски 😂
      Было смешно:)

    • @user-un5cl5oh1d
      @user-un5cl5oh1d Рік тому +4

      @@sarcastico3238 ну ты попробуй для начала без акцента говорить "Yes" или "да" на любом другом языке.

    • @user-un5cl5oh1d
      @user-un5cl5oh1d Рік тому +5

      @@Pa_life особенно про трёх "китов" узкой защиты и новичок сделало мне день!

    • @pilivon
      @pilivon Рік тому

      Звучит как duh.

  • @sebastianbrown2270
    @sebastianbrown2270 2 роки тому +4794

    I live for Arm’s Russian accent it’s just the best

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +59

      Agree! It's a lot of fun to listen to and I'm not even sure why. I only know I love it 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +323

      My favourite

    • @andreychipizhko4210
      @andreychipizhko4210 2 роки тому +71

      @@foilarmsandhog that's pretty hillarious to hear even to Russians. Greay job :)

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 2 роки тому +20

      @@foilarmsandhog Da

    • @mariya2485
      @mariya2485 2 роки тому +41

      As a Russian, I totally agree))))

  • @oblakovshtanah1
    @oblakovshtanah1 2 роки тому +4512

    I’m Russian and it’s the first time that someone English-speaking pronounces our toast correctly. It is indeed “Za zdorovjie” NOT “Na zdorovjie”. Good job, comrades! Love from Moscow

    • @kernfel
      @kernfel 2 роки тому +199

      Blame the Poles for that one!

    • @krzysztofkosior1680
      @krzysztofkosior1680 2 роки тому +72

      Doesn't he say there "za vashe zdrovye" and not "...zdorovye", though? Zdrovie/zdorovjie is another small difference between Russian and Polish.

    • @rinat1985
      @rinat1985 2 роки тому +180

      @@krzysztofkosior1680 yeap, he said Za vashe zdorovje and that's even more accurate, he greeted them as guests, wishing them something good (health in the case), starting unofficial and friendly way of communicating. We do say Na zdorovje in russian, but it's used when you do some favor, helping or give something helpful, then it's not about health itself, just way of responding to "thank you" (like "never mind") or for example, words, that we say when give some clothes, "Nosi na zdorovje" (nosi is imperative "wear")

    • @patriotvostok8184
      @patriotvostok8184 2 роки тому +30

      Russian toast it's not only Za Zdorovie, it can be Za many things, you "russian" citizen.

    • @oblakovshtanah1
      @oblakovshtanah1 2 роки тому +60

      @@patriotvostok8184 ну разве ваше сообщение противоречит моему?)

  • @mottedreissig7874
    @mottedreissig7874 Рік тому +27

    Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space.

  • @valorzinski7423
    @valorzinski7423 Рік тому +455

    When I went to Russia, they didn't ask me a single question and just let me into the country, it was the best experience ever

    • @OptimaPrime1
      @OptimaPrime1 Рік тому +7

      Расскажите об этом больше

    • @openminds8765
      @openminds8765 Рік тому +1

      Russia just wanted your money so Putin could pay off the Oligarchs more - or maybe buy a new battle ship - Moskva (flag ship submarine) Code 200

    • @yashsah6531
      @yashsah6531 Рік тому +18

      What you can do anyway in Russia??
      It's Russia.

    • @araqweyr
      @araqweyr Рік тому +40

      @@yashsah6531 I mean you can go sightseeing. It's not easy outside of cities and resort regions since tourism is poorly developed outside of those, but it's still possible. You could go into universities, there were part of Bologna system. I've personally seen students from African and Asian countries. Also if you country isn't rich (not that Russia is rich) you can work here. People from neighboring countries has been doing it for decades.
      There aren't many things you can't do in Russia really. The only thing we are lacking is our right to vote. Which is bad for us but not that big of concern for a tourist. On the other hand it could be much worse. I'm grateful I don't live in North Korea.

    • @handyandy5929
      @handyandy5929 Рік тому +28

      No need. They background checked you the second you booked your flight holmes.

  • @cheerfulcharlie9916
    @cheerfulcharlie9916 2 роки тому +2298

    I love how you guys can hit on a great concept like these immigration sketches and have them familiar, yet keep them fresh, continuing to surprise & delight us - it’s clearly the hallmark of master craftsmen. Bravo! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +11

      Naaaaw what a lovely comment!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +121

      you are too kind!

    • @falloncj
      @falloncj 2 роки тому +12

      @@foilarmsandhog would you look at these lads dodging the your/you're trap

    • @amitdangwal3041
      @amitdangwal3041 2 роки тому +14

      @@foilarmsandhog do one with Indian Custom 😜🤣👍👍

    • @kieranquebec9466
      @kieranquebec9466 2 роки тому +11

      still waiting for immigration to Canada but might be tricky whether they take French or English approach...

  • @mak1468
    @mak1468 2 роки тому +3427

    Парни молодцы. Местами забавно. Мой медведь чуть с печки от смеха не свалился, когда пил водку из самовара

    • @andrewthecat.
      @andrewthecat. 2 роки тому +206

      Ладно ещё ушанку и калашников не уронил🤣

    • @sonickrnd
      @sonickrnd 2 роки тому +98

      Богачи, у вас есть самовар! О_О

    • @elenathepatriot
      @elenathepatriot 2 роки тому +98

      Надеюсь, не на балалайку упал? :)

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken Рік тому +51

      "Vodka from a Samovar" is hilarious 😄 love it

    • @elrik2004
      @elrik2004 Рік тому +21

      Верните Диму в семью. Спивается же человек

  • @Concord003
    @Concord003 Рік тому +133

    I expected something toothless, but was genuinely impressed by "the most dangerous job" and "odorless, colourless, tasteless drink"! And the sketch is really funny! Great job!

    • @jeremyfisher8512
      @jeremyfisher8512 Рік тому +6

      Especially when they hesitate to drink the vodka

    • @arseniilistopadov2716
      @arseniilistopadov2716 Рік тому +1

      Я очень смеялся, когда в последнем сезоне The Boys французик сделал Новичок в "школьной лаборатории", а потом налил его в обычную бутылку из под духов. Это сравнимо с созданием машины времени в гараже, в Терминаторе 🤣

  • @hitmanultra
    @hitmanultra 5 місяців тому +18

    "What is the most dangerous job in all of Russia?"
    "Opposition Party Leader"
    RIP Alexei Navalny.

    • @robstewich
      @robstewich 3 місяці тому

      - "uuummm...Mi-6 agent"
      - "correct!"

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 2 роки тому +1567

    A Russian Novichok joke:
    "Husband! I need you to take out the trash."
    "I can't. I've been poisoned with Novichok. I think I'm dying."
    "Stop acting, no one has died from Novichock yet."

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 2 роки тому +61

      Yea for a poison that deadly ut hasnt actually killed anyone. Strange...

    • @victorv1406
      @victorv1406 2 роки тому +53

      Actually one women died in Salisbury. She wasn't a target though

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +45

      @@victorv1406 So, don't be worried unless you're not the target? That's dark.

    • @Oleg111222333
      @Oleg111222333 2 роки тому +18

      @@victorv1406 How tired I am of reading about these "poisonings"... An interview with one of the creators of the Novichok appeared on UA-cam. Now he lives in the United States so that no one can say that Putin forced him to lie. The creator of Novichok claims that Novichok is not an ordinary poison that is put in food. And it was specially developed as a Combat Poison. No gloves or gas mask will save you from theNovichok. Novichok is a nerve agent and begins to act within 15 seconds after poisoning. After that, a person forgets how to breathe, and dies without any pain and torment. Both cases are completely different. The first victims in England, touching the door handle, went to the park, where they became ill, and they lay unconscious for an unknown amount of time until they were taken away by ambulance. Navalny, according to him, put on poisoned underpants at the hotel. He went to the airport, waited for the plane and still flew in it, and only on the plane he became ill.. Sergei Skripal spent some time in a Russian prison for betraying his homeland before coming to England and could have killed in prison if Putin wanted to kill him. For example, he could have been found hanged in his cell after being gang-raped by fellow inmates. Navalny could go to jail at any time, he had two suspended sentences in a row, which is nonsense at all. In Russia, if you already have an incomplete suspended criminal record for a previous crime, you go to prison with the next criminal record. This applies to all ordinary Russian citizens, only if they are not the opposition... By the way, Navalny had already missed a mandatory visit of a supervising police officer more than 6 times before his "poisoning" and had every chance that his suspended sentence would be replaced by a real criminal term in prison..

    • @richpokemon
      @richpokemon 2 роки тому +2

      @@Oleg111222333, what is creators name? Isn’t that dude who was suede for stilling and sailing poison from lab in 90’s? He didn’t got full punishment. Interesting, why?

  • @manjunathdm4242
    @manjunathdm4242 2 роки тому +1407

    The "Novichok" one absolutely killed it..!! Wait, is it too early to say that..??🤔

    • @Jester_c
      @Jester_c 2 роки тому +24

      А новичок убил хоть кого-то к кому он был применен?)

    • @kaltziferYT
      @kaltziferYT 2 роки тому +38

      @@Jester_c right. You don't know.

    • @DaZi19
      @DaZi19 2 роки тому +1

      idgi

    • @happyelephant5384
      @happyelephant5384 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jester_c в этом его смысл. Никто не знает, если применение успешно :)

    • @Doctor.Whommm
      @Doctor.Whommm 2 роки тому +5

      @@happyelephant5384 Если уж начистоту, его смысл был бы в том, чтобы никто никогда о нем не узнал. А так это суперсекретный убивающий газ/жидкость, который используется для тайных убийств спецслужбами России. Только вот, о нем все знают. И он до конца никого не убил, насколько я знаю. Конечно же, это может быть один из эпизодов, который стал известен. Но на месте спецслужб, мне было бы очень стыдно, что я так профански действую и не могу по тихому убить пару человек. И это подрывает доверие к шумихе вокруг него, мягко говоря.

  • @chrisali2173
    @chrisali2173 Рік тому +6

    I love the pause and suspicion about having the drink at the end 😅

  • @cristi_ei
    @cristi_ei Рік тому +7

    The look at the end was priceless: Is this actually vodka or novichok ?

  • @Georg93
    @Georg93 2 роки тому +1508

    That was good, comrades. My bear is laughing, and Igor even stoped making another batch of Novichok, just to watch you!

    • @roxanne_george
      @roxanne_george 2 роки тому +15

      Nice one! 🤣👍

    • @klas666
      @klas666 2 роки тому +10

      Да

    • @alejandrinahs
      @alejandrinahs 2 роки тому +10

      🤣 Witty

    • @imokin86
      @imokin86 2 роки тому +103

      I wasn't making Novichok. There is no proof I was near that barrel with liquid at the time.

    • @elenahalcyon5775
      @elenahalcyon5775 2 роки тому +29

      @@imokin86 Do not forget to shrug)))))

  • @harrychappell7749
    @harrychappell7749 2 роки тому +462

    The real question that needs answering: who are these two men trying to enter every country but only on a Thursday 👀😂

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +29

      Spies? They seem to know a lot about other countries.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +12

      HAHA great question! What a conspiracy...

    • @anonymous_selkie
      @anonymous_selkie 2 роки тому +30

      One of them is clearly a well-behaved Oisin Flanagan, he must be trying to get away from his Mam 🤣🤣

    • @thatgirl3960
      @thatgirl3960 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @denisgorjunov
      @denisgorjunov 2 роки тому +7

      Petrov&Boshirov perhaps?)

  • @hdmonster3327
    @hdmonster3327 Рік тому +24

    As a russian, this is beautiful.

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner Рік тому +14

    I'm American (definitely not Russian spy) and thank you for the Joe Biden joke that made me laugh so hard.

  • @loshadkinloshadkin725
    @loshadkinloshadkin725 2 роки тому +1264

    As a Russian I must admit that this “за ваше здоровье” was really quite well pronounced

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +412

      Glad to hear. I practiced it for ages

    • @afanasiykatz5889
      @afanasiykatz5889 2 роки тому +4

      @@foilarmsandhog 👍🏻

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges 2 роки тому +53

      As a Russian I must advise that we say “ваше здоровье” rather than «за ваше здоровье» 🍻

    • @Sviorr
      @Sviorr 2 роки тому +43

      @@apples_and_oranges ну хоть так) американцы вообще считают, что мы говорим "НА здоровье!"

    • @apples_and_oranges
      @apples_and_oranges 2 роки тому +18

      @@Sviorr ну это просто выбешивает! 😣

  • @ameliacarter4924
    @ameliacarter4924 2 роки тому +566

    “What is the official language of Russia? Very difficult.” As an English-speaking student of Russian, I can confirm.

    • @MrDemaniak
      @MrDemaniak 2 роки тому +21

      Simetric 😁😁😁 future in the past is killing me. Честно, это жопа. Ваши времена и отсутствие окончаний ещё это что-то. Как блин запомнить все эти a, an, the и т.д.? Нереально)))

    • @ameliacarter4924
      @ameliacarter4924 2 роки тому +17

      @@MrDemaniak Да, я знаю. Я учиться по-русски 1 года лет and that trainwreck of a sentence is honestly the best I can do. I'm not even sure that makes sense.

    • @karidianvisionary1284
      @karidianvisionary1284 Рік тому +5

      @@ameliacarter4924 Just interesting to know, do you still learn russian?
      Просто интересно узнать, Вы до сих пор учите русский?

    • @user-tq3qf7gh2y
      @user-tq3qf7gh2y Рік тому +5

      Привет. Если ты читаешь этот комментарий без переводчика, то это означает, что наш язык не такой уж и сложный :) ну или возможно ты очень умный ;)

    • @miniputlol
      @miniputlol Рік тому +23

      Dear God, I'm russian myself and can confirm - this language is atrociously difficult. Kudos to all of you guys who study Russian

  • @Rezedent12
    @Rezedent12 Рік тому +10

    Неправда. Самая опасная профессия - дегустатор настойки боярышника.

  • @rassvetet
    @rassvetet Рік тому +17

    I'm Russian. I confirm their answers, they're correct.

  • @tanjabe1514
    @tanjabe1514 2 роки тому +808

    Arms' accents just keep getting better! I vote for German immigration next. Great sketch, I love the immigration series

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +12

      Same! Already eager for the next one!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +334

      We've already started writing it...

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +49

      @@foilarmsandhog Wunderbar!

    • @_Miri_
      @_Miri_ 2 роки тому +29

      @@foilarmsandhog ohhh ich kann’s kaum erwarten 🤩🤩

    • @linam764
      @linam764 2 роки тому +7

      Looking forward to the German leg of the immigration journey! Can you do Norwegian immigration too, please?

  • @hannah_the_harp7333
    @hannah_the_harp7333 2 роки тому +808

    'Keep on getting colder' - really shouldn't laugh as much at that, but I do like 'good cop' jokes! Well done lads 😁

    • @user-bo7ob1ek2x
      @user-bo7ob1ek2x 2 роки тому +25

      I don't understand, can someone explain?

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +71

      @@user-bo7ob1ek2x sometimes kids (or older) play a game searching for hidden things or their friends hide, and if they are close to the hidden friend or thing their other mates say “warmer”, but if they get further away they say “colder” :)

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes 2 роки тому +33

      @@theonlyenekoeneko Think it also refers to prisoners and Siberia as well as like a double pun?

    • @binaldoshi495
      @binaldoshi495 2 роки тому +4

      @@seanjosephhayes Yup. I thought so too.

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +4

      @@seanjosephhayes likely

  • @xaidor4152
    @xaidor4152 Рік тому +8

    I showed this to my wife, she's from Russia. Fist she laughed and then punched me.. Thank you for nothing

  • @mattr4375
    @mattr4375 Рік тому +6

    At least they say za vashe zdorov'e, not "nazdrov'e" like in every Hollywood movie up to this days. Good job, guys!

  • @DoctorB33
    @DoctorB33 2 роки тому +157

    Hillarious! Your Russian pronunciation of "Da" (=yes) was quite good, and the joke about Novichok was a killer (no pun intended) .

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +19

      Cheers

    • @user-xe1lx3og4n
      @user-xe1lx3og4n 6 місяців тому

      It's funny. british poisoned the Russians, blamed the Russians for it and now they joke about it as if they weren’t the ones who poisoned

  • @nicholasazbelev3810
    @nicholasazbelev3810 2 роки тому +702

    As a fan from Russia I want to say “from ze bottom ov my hart”: we loved it, give us more!
    Before u go to gulag!

    • @GeorgeSemel
      @GeorgeSemel 2 роки тому +12

      Almost the Life of Boris!

    • @kirsvald9513
      @kirsvald9513 2 роки тому +17

      Clock is ticking and gulag is waiting. Only new video can delay zeir visit to zat beautiful, but cold, place.

    • @Clockworkg1rl
      @Clockworkg1rl 2 роки тому +13

      Лец ми спик фром май харт ин инглиш

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 2 роки тому

      I bet you would love to see those guys in Russia on St. Patrick's Day.
      Are there many Irish in Russia?

    • @user-sm7qv7ou6h
      @user-sm7qv7ou6h 2 роки тому +5

      @@pinklady7184 0

  • @Southern_Ural
    @Southern_Ural Рік тому +4

    Я умер от передозировки клюквы, ахахах

  • @Pa_life
    @Pa_life Рік тому +8

    Какая самая опасная профессия в России?- Лидер оппозиции 😭
    It's true

  • @TheAnakinn
    @TheAnakinn 2 роки тому +769

    "Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space"
    "Sorry, was that a question?"
    "No. That was a statement"
    I don't know why that got me 🤣

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 2 роки тому +31

      Cuz he just throwa that in there so randomly and unnecessarily. Yet it perfectly communicates the Russia's need to enforce their perception of superiority in the world (or at least maintain the illusion in their minds). 😜

    • @bjorn_joseph
      @bjorn_joseph 2 роки тому +11

      It's entirely possible Yuri Garagarin was the first man to return from space and those who died before him are state secrets... Soyuz = Deathtrap

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 2 роки тому +1

      @@bjorn_joseph how many miles clear warheads does Russia own? Maybe the answer is the same for who was / were the first people in space?😒😩😭

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +22

      @@bjorn_joseph Safer than the space shuttle though, at least according to statistics. And still in regular use.

    • @klas666
      @klas666 2 роки тому +11

      @@bjorn_joseph , yeah, yeah, and all of thousands of people working on those launches had been preemptively shot.

  • @esmeraldaloschuetz9120
    @esmeraldaloschuetz9120 2 роки тому +685

    I'm Russian and when foil was on the verge of denying the vodka, I was genuinely anxious for him for a sec, screaming in my head: "Nonono! What are you doing, it's yes, always yes!!" It's pretty accurate, really. Well done, lads.

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +16

      Oh lucky Hog chimed in then! Haha!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +7

      They're well researched hahaha

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 2 роки тому +13

      As a Russian who doesn't drink alcohol: 🤔

    • @Bynming
      @Bynming 2 роки тому +72

      I got married in Russia and my father in law just kept pouring vodka. I wanted to say no but my wife said to just accept it and suffer the consequences. Consequences were suffered...

    • @user-hi2wu3cf6e
      @user-hi2wu3cf6e 2 роки тому +3

      Its not always yes. Its not accurate.

  • @Fujfjkfuovduj
    @Fujfjkfuovduj Рік тому +11

    Wow! I’m Russian and I like it. The collection of silly stereotypes and cliché in a funny way… I’ll show it to all my friends 😂

  • @AB-er8yx
    @AB-er8yx 6 місяців тому +5

    Finally they say "za vashe zdorovie" correctly. I am so tired of the Hollywood cliché "na zdrovie"

  • @NeuroticPixieSlasher
    @NeuroticPixieSlasher 2 роки тому +56

    Major props for saying "za vashe zdorovye" ("to your health") and not "na zdorovye" ("you're welcome") at the end. I don't know why the latter is considered the Russian equivalent of "Cheers" among English speakers - but it's incorrect. You guys nailed it. Kudos!

    • @hh2n
      @hh2n 2 роки тому +4

      @EE DR in polish it is "na zdravje", it is a toast, yes. In russian it is "na zdorovije", which means "you are welcome". Spasibo (which, by the way, means thank you/save me, God, spasi-bo[g]), thank you, na zdorovije, you are welcome. Not a toast.

  • @jennywren6795
    @jennywren6795 2 роки тому +311

    "Keep getting colder" killed me! As always, the perfect mix of jokes.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +2

      Совершенство!
      (Let me know if there's no translation button 😅)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +27

      Thanks Jenny! Took us an extra day

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss 2 роки тому +3

      Wait. What jokes?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому

      @@Crazmuss Haha 😜

    • @DangNguyen-xx3zi
      @DangNguyen-xx3zi 2 роки тому +3

      Ok I really didn't get this one, can you explain?

  • @Andrey_Bodrey75
    @Andrey_Bodrey75 6 місяців тому +9

    My bear fell off the stove laughing and broke his balalaika and spilled all the vodka that was left after the New Year celebration!)))) Thanks, great jokes, the guys played their roles perfectly! ))) Greetings from Russia!)

  • @NothIng-bd9ci
    @NothIng-bd9ci Рік тому +3

    Kindersurprize moment was just perfect😅

  • @indonesiaops7276
    @indonesiaops7276 2 роки тому +338

    I dont know if its accidental or not, but “thats right, you are not supposed to know” is a classic russian joke.

  • @LongRest
    @LongRest 2 роки тому +113

    I really liked that you said "Za Zdorovye" and not "Na Zdorovye" like in many movies. This small details show that you really care

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +2

      Oh really? That's cool 😊

    • @Robi2009
      @Robi2009 2 роки тому +3

      "Na zdrowie" is Polish version of toast :)

    • @DEMax87rus
      @DEMax87rus 2 роки тому +11

      To be precise. "Za Zdorovye" = toast "for health"; "Na Zdorovye" = answer for "Spasibo", means "you are Welcome"

    • @Anna_brand_newsha
      @Anna_brand_newsha Рік тому

      agree! It was awesome

  • @krishster6525
    @krishster6525 Рік тому +4

    Why didI watch it a million times already??

  • @AndreyFeoktistov
    @AndreyFeoktistov Рік тому +7

    7:30 is good! Start a morning -- whole day free! :))

  • @khamitzhanova
    @khamitzhanova 2 роки тому +305

    "what is Russia's biggest import?" - "sovereign states" this did age well, unfortunately

    • @user-ki4llalm6kr
      @user-ki4llalm6kr Рік тому

      Sovereign states? More like former russian land, given up on good will and tainted because of irresponsible occupants, giving in to nazi ideologies and teaming up with the wrong crowd. The western crowd.

    • @ImmortalOrex
      @ImmortalOrex Рік тому

      It's a joke, lol. Obviously we can see the opposite - It's the USA who does dirty things to control the whole world

  • @TsuzuraYuuki
    @TsuzuraYuuki 2 роки тому +80

    The only one without “this is just formality”, that’s when you know it’s russia

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha had a friend who brought that up. Couldn't believe I didn't notice 😂

  • @user-fb4cp2xh4p
    @user-fb4cp2xh4p Рік тому +3

    Мой обычный вечер в России:
    Жена готовит очередную партию " новичка", дети разбирают автомат Калашникова а я иду поить водкой из самовара медведя - чтобы он не замёрз

  • @Love_and_respect
    @Love_and_respect Рік тому +3

    Distinctly russian 😂 wе have a good sense of humor, a lot irony and sarcasm in our speech) finally, foreigners realized it
    phrases 'Novichok and Opposition Leader' - so accurate, great job 👍

  • @franki1651
    @franki1651 2 роки тому +31

    "Yuri Gagarin was the first man in space..."
    "Umm, is that a question?"
    "No, it was a statement."
    Im dying of laughter

  • @xenia.k.
    @xenia.k. 2 роки тому +390

    As a Russian citizen I can say it was HILARIOUS!!! From Russia with love :)

    • @finnibat
      @finnibat 11 місяців тому +6

      Not sure if "Russian love" is something anyone really wants...

    • @andre60937
      @andre60937 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@finnibatanyone in the west maybe. For the rest (most) of earth population we are much more aware of world history.

    • @finnibat
      @finnibat 11 місяців тому +7

      @@andre60937 In that case, enlighten me: when has anyone ever profited from Russian love?

    • @SlavaBanderastan
      @SlavaBanderastan 8 місяців тому

      ​@@andre60937well said.

    • @andre60937
      @andre60937 8 місяців тому +6

      @@finnibat your right. Let's stick with American love. That one is wholehearted and without condition

  • @saundyuk
    @saundyuk Рік тому

    Love the bit at the end where they're nervously just looking at the vodka hoping it's not Novichok.

  • @YaShoom
    @YaShoom Рік тому +3

    It's amazing that you said "zah vAhshhe zdahrOviye" (which is correct) and not "nah zdahrOvie".

  • @Mermedon24
    @Mermedon24 2 роки тому +225

    Самое смешное - это их подозрительный взгляд в стакан в конце.

    • @TheBigTatarin
      @TheBigTatarin 2 роки тому +9

      ахахаха, только дошло

    • @MrDemaniak
      @MrDemaniak 2 роки тому +5

      Потому надо пить по принципу "сперва ты отведай из моего кубка")

    • @NoCharName
      @NoCharName 2 роки тому +11

      What odorless, colourless, tasteless drink is Russia famous for?

    • @dumperttt
      @dumperttt 2 роки тому +1

      ходят слухи, что армс действительно (и не предупредив) налил им водки, так что реакция совершенно честная)

    • @user-nd4xp6oc5y
      @user-nd4xp6oc5y Рік тому

      🥃отвеедай🤔🥴😂из моего кубка...🤣

  • @lol4lol993
    @lol4lol993 2 роки тому +92

    I wish the "I don't know" answer could be just as readily accepted as a legit one everywhere 😂😂😂 From job interviews to University exams to whatever comes in life. Life would be easy peasy.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому

      Give us some lemons cause we now got time for squeezey..... That sounds weird doesn't it?
      Umm I meant yay!

    • @Rood67
      @Rood67 2 роки тому +11

      True. I’ve had bosses that practically have told me to lie to customers, and never ever say, “I don’t know.”
      I always felt telling them the truth made me more human, and let them know I wasn’t lying about everything else I told them. But we live in a global society where admitting you’re not the smartest person is a social crime.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rood67 I don't know about that.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 2 роки тому +3

      @@Rood67 My Dad: If you don't know then say so
      Also my Dad: You're supposed to know these things!

    • @Rood67
      @Rood67 2 роки тому

      @@Inkyminkyzizwoz are you my long lost sibling? 😂

  • @TOKAREV89
    @TOKAREV89 Рік тому +40

    Очень забавно ))) спасибо за хорошие настроение!))
    С любовью из России!)

  • @voovvvv
    @voovvvv Рік тому

    I love it when the examiner answers: "да"!

  • @paulpopowski2961
    @paulpopowski2961 2 роки тому +372

    As a Russian I can confirm that everything is exactly like that.

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +3

      😆

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +4

      Haha so they did good? 😂

    • @paulpopowski2961
      @paulpopowski2961 2 роки тому +32

      @@SamFAHntha oh, absolutely! They not only passed the immigration test, they also got the citizenship.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +3

      @@paulpopowski2961 Awesome news!
      Have a great day/night Paul!

    • @paulpopowski2961
      @paulpopowski2961 2 роки тому +4

      @@SamFAHntha you too!

  • @olgavladi8239
    @olgavladi8239 2 роки тому +51

    FIRST TIME EVER!! First time ever I see anglophones who say absolutely correct "Za vashe zdorovie" instead of Hollywoodian kind of "na zdorovie". Bravo, guys!

    • @Alexdj44
      @Alexdj44 6 місяців тому

      Ага,прям удивили :))

  • @Susweca5569
    @Susweca5569 Рік тому +2

    Good thing they didn't drink that at the end...or stand near an open window.

  • @dronsito
    @dronsito Рік тому +5

    0:55 no, its a statement
    Lmaoo

  • @realjellana
    @realjellana 2 роки тому +132

    As a Russian, I confirm everything is accurate. And special thanks for the correct cheering! No bloody "Na zdorovje" :)

    • @nicku1
      @nicku1 2 роки тому +10

      Right! "Na zdrowie!" is Polish :)

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 2 роки тому +4

      You should see and hear how our Irish country-fellows get around in Russia, like how to evade arrests by Russian police if they break laws. 😂
      Many Russian migrants here in Ireland are surprised to hear many stories back from Irish who drank with Russian police and entertained them with stories and jokes, before they were released without charges or fines.

    • @dumperttt
      @dumperttt 2 роки тому +2

      @@pinklady7184 the harshness of the law is compensated by its optionality. russian proverb.

  • @victorpoulsen6879
    @victorpoulsen6879 2 роки тому +23

    What Is Russia's biggest import? Sovereign states. Spot on

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому +1

    Oh my goodness, that finally hesitation before drinking ... Such a brilliant stinger.

  • @ericvantassell6809
    @ericvantassell6809 Рік тому +1

    That is a vicious slander on slavic hospitality. Those glasses weren't even half full and they were tiny glasses

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin Місяць тому

      It was vodka, we dont drink it like juice, we're not from British Isles

  • @theonlyenekoeneko
    @theonlyenekoeneko 2 роки тому +68

    Foil and Hog setting out on The World Tour we can't have XD

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha well great, now I'm jealous 😂

  • @olgatrotsenko2153
    @olgatrotsenko2153 2 роки тому +632

    "What is Russia's biggest import?"
    "Sovereign states"
    As Ukrainian that line was especially funny and a little bit concerning😅

    • @MrDemaniak
      @MrDemaniak 2 роки тому +46

      Ага, про суверенные вообще смешно было. В каком месте та же Украина суверенная - непонятно

    • @DeckerBens
      @DeckerBens 2 роки тому +12

      @@MrDemaniak ну Россия так-то тоже информационная и культурная колония Запада, так что я бы тут не умничал

    • @user-ex8vu5fy5r
      @user-ex8vu5fy5r 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrDemaniak Ю ар райт комрад.

    • @tasvapontaranne6373
      @tasvapontaranne6373 2 роки тому +16

      Беларусь нервно ежится в углу.

    • @thomaschadwick1557
      @thomaschadwick1557 2 роки тому +2

      Unfortunately it's well known fact, Russian is neighboring a countries Russia wants as their neighbors...

  • @mickdowns4153
    @mickdowns4153 3 місяці тому

    The pause when they realised the colourless liquid they were offered might not be vodka was absulutely brilliant.

  • @Medjic
    @Medjic Рік тому +1

    Why they’re having second thoughts about their drinks? lol 😂

  • @llcvtmimmlde7168
    @llcvtmimmlde7168 2 роки тому +48

    Opposition party leader.. Truly the most dangerous job!

  • @heatherjay8802
    @heatherjay8802 2 роки тому +45

    I love the way you “tell the story” through your facial expressions. You are both especially talented at conveying uncertainty - mixed with fear - just through your eyes. Great work!

  • @kensukefan47
    @kensukefan47 Рік тому +1

    My drunk bear fell from the oven and broke his Balalaika, for laughing so hard at this.

  • @lausuihie419ricky5
    @lausuihie419ricky5 5 місяців тому +5

    This vid is a prophet, the most dangerous job is true

  • @josephinecronin1195
    @josephinecronin1195 2 роки тому +318

    Oooo, I was nervous that you’d chuck in some tired cliches. But why did I have such little faith in you. That was lovely stuff.Pебята! Отлично!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +9

      Ohhh same! They just never stop surprising us!

    • @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski
      @Spark_Iskra_z_Polski 2 роки тому +8

      @@siestapito3520 Spamming at its worst, really.

    • @ilonavandertang
      @ilonavandertang 2 роки тому +2

      @@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski feels very Russian scam 😆

    • @kcrtxbw.4349
      @kcrtxbw.4349 2 роки тому +9

      @@Spark_Iskra_z_Polski just report it, dont give it any response 👍

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  2 роки тому +31

      Thanks Josephine!

  • @natsuryuu
    @natsuryuu 2 роки тому +33

    I was so thrilled hearing 'за здоровье!' bc so many ppl mistakenly use 'на здоровье' as a toast. As expected you guys put a good deal of thought and research in your sketches. Thank you for your hard work!

  • @earhin_eraendhir
    @earhin_eraendhir Рік тому +2

    - What is Russia's biggest import?
    - Sovereign states.

  • @LabRat6619
    @LabRat6619 Рік тому +1

    These interview sketches are priceless.

  • @JK54Sports
    @JK54Sports 2 роки тому +78

    "This isn't the 1920's....
    Welcome to Russia. "
    Luv it. Great way to start a Thursday.
    JK🇨🇦👍

  • @platannapipidae9621
    @platannapipidae9621 2 роки тому +25

    i'm russian and both your knowledge of russian lore and your humour warms my heart.

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ 11 місяців тому +2

    the amount of alcohol in those glasses is insulting

  • @blitiri222
    @blitiri222 4 місяці тому +1

    before granting entry to theater, you must NOT have questions

  • @guardianofthehill
    @guardianofthehill 2 роки тому +22

    That moment of fearful hesitation at 1:26... such a genius way of creating a punchline to another punchline! Keep up the good work lads!

  • @annapetersburg5585
    @annapetersburg5585 2 роки тому +134

    As many Russians commented before, I confirm that is brilliantly accurate.

    • @lexicornfell7361
      @lexicornfell7361 2 роки тому +7

      Russians have no experience of Russian immigration, being, you know, Russian. However, as a foreigner with a Russian residence permit, I can confirm that yes, yes it is.

    • @eldin0074
      @eldin0074 2 роки тому +1

      Also the election result? 🤪

    • @annapetersburg5585
      @annapetersburg5585 2 роки тому +4

      @@eldin0074 of course, because was it even possible for Russians to affect any election of Russian president in the last 10 years? (actually cries)

    • @eldin0074
      @eldin0074 2 роки тому +1

      @@annapetersburg5585 maybe it is that the russian government is controling the results of both?

    • @annapetersburg5585
      @annapetersburg5585 2 роки тому +2

      @@eldin0074 at least ours - 100%

  • @nishavis
    @nishavis Рік тому

    The hesitation before drinking the vodka 😂

  • @abracadabra6203
    @abracadabra6203 6 місяців тому +2

    I came here to deny, deflect and shrug shoulders.

  • @tomforde6696
    @tomforde6696 2 роки тому +13

    The nervous pause while looking into the glasses at the end - excellent!

    • @hennakettunen8755
      @hennakettunen8755 2 роки тому +2

      I wonder if it was colourless, odourless etc..??

  • @TenCentWords
    @TenCentWords 2 роки тому +60

    Slight objections: there should really have been pickles, and no proper Russian would drink that little vodka out of that big a glass. Otherwise, spot on and genius!

    • @odiliacroc8685
      @odiliacroc8685 2 роки тому +5

      yep, wrong glasses spoil it all. this was a fake exam!)

    • @pinklady7184
      @pinklady7184 2 роки тому

      We Irish drink vodka in Coca Cola. It is a popular drink among Irish women.

    • @michaelz5633
      @michaelz5633 2 роки тому +5

      because that’s the famous colourless odorless tasteless drink, not vodka

  • @AntonLitvin87
    @AntonLitvin87 7 місяців тому +1

    I love the way an officer says “da” 😄😅👍

    • @holysatan
      @holysatan 7 місяців тому +2

      But it's definitely not Russian accent at all :)

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 Рік тому +2

    This was stellar but it gave me a bit of a flashback😂. I visited Russia in the late 90s and went to an art museum. It was visibly obvious that no one had dusted a fireplace mantle so I mindlessly swiped my finger across it. In less than a second I was surrounded by three very official looking people yelling at me in Russian. It was TERRIFYING, especially since I don't speak Russian and knew exactly what they were saying: that this was my one and only warning.

  • @Kalabenos
    @Kalabenos 2 роки тому +18

    0:17 yep...

  • @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian
    @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian 2 роки тому +166

    " - What is Russia's biggest import? - Sovereign states"
    Oh God! You hit the bull's eye!!!
    And the whole sketch... so ridiculously accurate!
    Love you guys even more ♥ ♥ ♥

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +7

      Naaaaw 🥺
      Oh and thanks for the Georgian fact!

    • @kieranquebec9466
      @kieranquebec9466 2 роки тому +4

      Visited Georgia shortly before the pandemic. I loved it. Especially Tbilissi. Oups! I know you call your country Sakartvelo not Georgia.

    • @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian
      @MamaMeansFatherInGeorgian 2 роки тому +5

      @@kieranquebec9466 Thank you very much for appreciation.
      Yeah, we call it Sakartvelo but I don't resent be called Georgia really, it's just confusing for people sometimes :)

    • @marisa82
      @marisa82 2 роки тому +4

      I knew I would find some exalted georgian thriving on this joke and writing an extatic comment. I was not dissapointed. Not.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому +1

      @@marisa82 Twas a lovely comment too 😊

  • @IamNaty
    @IamNaty Рік тому +3

    Not enough vodka in glasses 🧐😀

  • @SargentoDuke
    @SargentoDuke Рік тому

    When he looks the glass at the end understanding there is polonium it it 😂