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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +1438

    We're hoping to bring a few shows to Germany and other European places in Autumn 2022. For our Upcoming Dublin & UK dates www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

    • @Skyeletor
      @Skyeletor 3 роки тому +40

      DO THE NETHERLANDS. Yes. Solid plan

    • @luca201411
      @luca201411 3 роки тому +10

      I'd really love to see you in Italy. Am I the only fan you have from Italy? :)

    • @ghislainhofman7097
      @ghislainhofman7097 3 роки тому +5

      @@luca201411 Forza roma

    • @nihongo-fokkusu
      @nihongo-fokkusu 3 роки тому +5

      Do "other European places" include Russia? This is my dream!

    • @anndevries8267
      @anndevries8267 3 роки тому +4

      Yes please do. Probably skipping Belgium so I can pop over the neighbours to catch a FAH show.

  • @janf.8522
    @janf.8522 2 роки тому +8600

    As a German I've never heard a joke more hillarious than our trains being on time.

    • @Chickenface12345
      @Chickenface12345 2 роки тому +275

      Somebody NEEDED TO SAY IT.

    • @charlottebalfour4557
      @charlottebalfour4557 2 роки тому +224

      I've lived in Germany for a few years and I can promise you the german trains are the most reliable I've ever used.
      It's meckern auf hohem Niveau ;)

    • @janf.8522
      @janf.8522 2 роки тому +121

      @@charlottebalfour4557 What a cruel world this seems to be.

    • @dervakommtvonhinten517
      @dervakommtvonhinten517 2 роки тому +162

      @@charlottebalfour4557 no, the niveau isnt exactly high. your standards are just too low xD

    • @ottototto
      @ottototto 2 роки тому +28

      That was my thought too! Like naaaah guys, you missed this one :)

  • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
    @Inkyminkyzizwoz 3 роки тому +7645

    "Nein, ze trains are not free!"
    That's the first time they've got a question wrong in any of these sketches!

    • @Sigilstone17
      @Sigilstone17 3 роки тому +491

      Psst, it's a joke they haven't been paying for their train rides

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 3 роки тому +129

      @@Sigilstone17 Yes, I guessed that

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому +50

      Free the Palestinians. Solidarity with Nemi El-Hassan

    • @jpaugh64
      @jpaugh64 3 роки тому +40

      It's not a joke; it's a sketch! Different format. I get the part about not paying for trains; but why is that punchline specific to Germany?

    • @gabrielaalegria5273
      @gabrielaalegria5273 3 роки тому +4

      Yes, I was thinking the same!

  • @markplain2555
    @markplain2555 Рік тому +170

    I was in the 'German part of Switzerland' and asking for help. I asked the women if she perhaps spoke English. She said, "A little". As the conversation developed I realized, "Her English is better than mine and I'm a native English speaker."

  • @bismutfan2211
    @bismutfan2211 3 роки тому +4815

    The correct answer to the train question would be that the train gets separated in Hamm and only the first 14 wagons arrive two hours late in Berlin

    • @DaDuJuGo
      @DaDuJuGo 3 роки тому +321

      and the air conditioning sadly has a malfunction as well. So everyone crammed in the remaining wagons all enjoying the same heat 😂 Been there too many times.

    • @silentwatchman9908
      @silentwatchman9908 3 роки тому +360

      it does not arrive at all because a cancelled train does NOT count as delayed. the system is perfect

    • @CyberlightFG
      @CyberlightFG 2 роки тому +64

      wagons in reversed order.

    • @davidconnell1959
      @davidconnell1959 2 роки тому +80

      I reply as an American - the first time I flew to Europe was the day Ronald Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers. We all slept overnight on the floors of the airport, and when our plane took off 36 hours late, the schedule boards said “on time.”
      A week later I took the train from Amsterdam to Köln. Underway there was an announcement “leider wir sind zwei Minuten spät erwartet…” (unfortunately we will be two minutes late…)
      We pulled into Hauptbahnhof Köln exactly two minutes late after hours of travel. The electronic signs showed “2 Min. spät.”
      That’s America vs. Germany in a nutshell.

    • @e.458
      @e.458 2 роки тому +48

      Or: the train is 14 mins late and German passengers start sending goodbye notes to their loved ones, since the world ist clearly ending.

  • @GreaterD
    @GreaterD 3 роки тому +2577

    i think i can speak for the whole of germany here, there are no trains that come on time, there are only trains that come, and trains that dont

    • @der_benson4478
      @der_benson4478 2 роки тому +48

      Die Bahn kommt.... meistens zu spät.

    • @GreaterD
      @GreaterD 2 роки тому +25

      @@der_benson4478 oder im Fall das du weit weg am dem Land wohnst:
      Die Bahn kommt.... Meistens nicht.

    • @der_benson4478
      @der_benson4478 2 роки тому +15

      @@GreaterD ich bin Stuttgarter... S21 ist ein Begriff? XD
      2 Fun Facts:
      - S21 ist eine Haltestelle, kein Bahnhof. Bahnhofsgleise dürfen gesetzlich kein so starkes Gefälle haben.
      - S21 ist konzipiert worden um den ICE Verkehr deutschlandweit zu verbessern.
      Wegen dem besonderen Gestein brauchte es eine spezielle Genehmigung dafür dünnere Tunnel genehmigt zu bekommen.
      Die nächste Generation ICEs die gerade entwickelt wird passt nicht durch diese Tunnel.

    • @alexanderkupke920
      @alexanderkupke920 2 роки тому +11

      @@der_benson4478 S21 ist kein Begriff, sondern ein desaströses Millionengrab

    • @narendrapanse7844
      @narendrapanse7844 2 роки тому +19

      Kindly do not shatter my comfortable German stereotype(s), ok!!! ALL German trains run on time - and that is that. I do not want to know what you Germans think about them.

  • @hierundjetztnahundfern
    @hierundjetztnahundfern 3 роки тому +718

    As a German i am really saddened to see still such misconceptions about Germany, the train seems only on time because you are on the wrong train;)

    • @joshuarichardson3589
      @joshuarichardson3589 2 роки тому +13

      Underrated comment award!

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 7 місяців тому +17

      You are not on the wrong train, but it's the train that was supposed to go two hours earlier and didn't.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 4 місяці тому +4

      also what train line goes from Stuttgart to Mannheim to Frankfurt to Berlin? At least the first 3 cities are basically a line so that's not weird but then taking a hard right turn and go straight to Berlin without a transfer?

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 2 місяці тому +4

      @@johannageisel5390 Germany, where you can catch the previous train in lieu of your own

    • @nicholasboncardo
      @nicholasboncardo 6 днів тому +1

      It happened to me so many times! Waiting for my delayed ICE, suddenly a previous one with a three hours delay appears, and I take that one instead 😂

  • @TiaMat99
    @TiaMat99 3 роки тому +6836

    If you ask a Dutch person if they speak English, there are only two possible answers. 1: "A little", which means they can have a normal conversation with you. 2: "Yes", which means they will be correcting your grammar.

    • @liyantop
      @liyantop 3 роки тому +141

      Or they'll say "My husband is antiquaaiirr" - Internetgekkies

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 роки тому +31

      @@liyantop Hahaha, and she's not that bad compared to some of our football coaches... xD

    • @liyantop
      @liyantop 3 роки тому +5

      @@Roozyj Totally agree xD

    • @M69392
      @M69392 3 роки тому +7

      What grammar?

    • @mbr5742
      @mbr5742 3 роки тому +106

      @@M69392 The one that English stole from whatever language it mugged recently :)

  • @limettengrun5186
    @limettengrun5186 3 роки тому +10921

    I (as a German) don't want to feed into that "Germans have no/bad humor" narrative, but that bad joke at the end was so accurate, I'm still laughing.

    • @willrichardson519
      @willrichardson519 3 роки тому +294

      ...the build up to the let down...priceless!

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu 3 роки тому +176

      @@willrichardson519
      It's not a German joke unless it takes you through that emotional... Whatever you call it.

    • @TFlexxx
      @TFlexxx 3 роки тому +98

      In the body of German classical literature (Goethe, Schiller, etc.), there are no comedies. In contrast, Shakespeare wrote at least 10 comedies. You Germans are not a funny people.

    • @fabiandurr6865
      @fabiandurr6865 3 роки тому +51

      Me and my uncle always make fun of words. And grammar. And semantics.

    • @TFlexxx
      @TFlexxx 3 роки тому +139

      @@fabiandurr6865 "My uncle and I": grammar. You should put your uncle first, and then use the nominative form of "I" to refer to yourself. Your uncle and you are the subjects of the sentence, not the objects.
      Signed: Grammar Nazi.

  • @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019
    @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019 3 роки тому +685

    "If a german says they're tired and wish to go home, what do they mean?" "That they're tired and wish to go home." Rule number one: Never ask a German how he is, if you don't really want to know exactly. Asking means you really, really want to know EVERYTHING. Otherwise you could have said "Guten Tag, nice to see you again!".

    • @CyberlightFG
      @CyberlightFG 3 роки тому +8

      I often say it and mean it, but I'll stay anyways.

    • @_Dwarkin
      @_Dwarkin 3 роки тому +49

      It works in many countries, like Russia. Personally I find out hilarious that you can answer "How do you do" to "How do you do?" and it's a correct answer

    • @DaDuJuGo
      @DaDuJuGo 3 роки тому +60

      I'm still surprised on how in other countries you pretty much don't acknowledge the 'How are you' part 😅 I mean it's a valid question, why greet people like that if you dont give a shit. 🙈

    • @OliverJazzz
      @OliverJazzz 3 роки тому +33

      Same in Finland, you don't ask if you don't want to know! 😂 And we love complaining!

    • @e.458
      @e.458 2 роки тому +2

      That's why Germans keep the results of their last blood cultures at hand; to give you an accurate, comprehensive and detailed history.

  • @dustinprei7639
    @dustinprei7639 3 роки тому +4864

    "train is on time" if you know anything about DB you know thats not true 😂

    • @schultze360
      @schultze360 3 роки тому +856

      I was expecting them to say "never"

    • @A.C_B.
      @A.C_B. 3 роки тому +254

      Having lived in both Germany and a couple of other countries I have to say that you are extremely lucky with your train network.

    • @suecole6473
      @suecole6473 3 роки тому +91

      I missed an international bus because the train was so late going from Cologne to the airport.

    • @Ned-Ryerson
      @Ned-Ryerson 3 роки тому +162

      @@A.C_B. We may be, but ... if you have ever had to stand from Würzburg to Hannover (yeah, I used the endonym there) because they just removed the carriage for which you had made a seat reservation, packed in like it was the London Underground, with no information given as to WHY the damn carriage was no longer there, and you only made the connection to Berlin because the scheduled stop in Göttingen was reduced from 12 minutes to 4 ... You might start to wonder.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 роки тому +102

      Did he say the train is leaving Stuttgart?

  • @simis4390
    @simis4390 3 роки тому +3169

    Arms' German accent makes everything better.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 2 роки тому +148

    One slightly dark
    "Who is ze most famous german?"
    "The guy from austria"

  • @a.nastka7417
    @a.nastka7417 3 роки тому +1530

    FAH: "We're about to announce tour dates in Germany"
    Me, in Poland, already packing: "ok, close enough"

    • @lmn6023
      @lmn6023 3 роки тому +80

      The sad thing is, if they come to Berlin they might actually be closer to you than to me 😫

    • @a.nastka7417
      @a.nastka7417 3 роки тому +55

      @@lmn6023 oh, European geography, thou art a heartless b.... 😩 Let's just hope, there will be more than one city 🙏

    • @bearo8
      @bearo8 3 роки тому +16

      @@lmn6023 me too. Let's hope he wants to revisit Konstanz. A show in Konstanz would be super close for me :)

    • @MsArtivisual
      @MsArtivisual 3 роки тому +15

      Same, but from The Netherlands 🚅

    • @Beckenpower
      @Beckenpower 3 роки тому

      @@bearo8 That's what I thought too 😄

  • @Itcouldbebunnies
    @Itcouldbebunnies 3 роки тому +3550

    I know a funny German joke: What does a Dutchman do after winning the World Cup? Turn off his Playstation.

  • @TheFunctionalForce
    @TheFunctionalForce 2 роки тому +754

    😂😂 after two years in Germany I can confirm every time I ask someone if the speak English and they say “just a little”, I end up in a full complex existentialism university level type conversation 🤯

    • @m.d.5463
      @m.d.5463 2 роки тому +18

      Doesn´t that say something about the german education system?

    • @tupacshakur5868
      @tupacshakur5868 Рік тому +37

      @@m.d.5463 i learned shit in school, english classes are horrible, english skills are mainly formed throu media (music/games/etc) I think what gives german speakers an edge in english is that german itself is kind of similiar to english, but way more complex. This results in a situation where most germans can (if confident) have full on conversations in english, but often fall for little traps

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz Рік тому

      Thanks for telling people that you didnt speak with many germans... or you are just talking out your butt for attention.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +8

      @@tupacshakur5868 Well I mean we have to write language and poem analysis in every language we learn.
      I don't say schools are particularly good at it, but we get the basics to formulate these ideas in school.

    • @tupacshakur5868
      @tupacshakur5868 Рік тому +3

      @@gandalf_thegrey this applies for class 11 onwards but basic education does not include alot of analysis

  • @GlittzGlam7
    @GlittzGlam7 3 роки тому +2678

    "What is Germany's most efficient, reliable and durable machine?"
    "Angela Merkel."
    ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME.
    So glad Arms is busting out all these accents. 😂

    • @Nox.INkRecords
      @Nox.INkRecords 3 роки тому +2

      🤣 same

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 3 роки тому +16

      Efficient lol

    • @Edgeverse
      @Edgeverse 3 роки тому +15

      For a second I thought they were gonna answer MG-42.

    • @calebk1841
      @calebk1841 2 роки тому +12

      why did I hear it as Anglo American? I was confused

    • @blackMZworld
      @blackMZworld 2 роки тому +1

      Angela Merkel is the ONLY efficient, reliable and durable machine in Germany.

  • @HelenRosemarySmith
    @HelenRosemarySmith 3 роки тому +262

    "You must pay for the trains" "yeah we will, we have, we did" 😆

    • @firewalk7
      @firewalk7 3 роки тому +13

      Schwarzfahrer 😆

    • @Randoman590
      @Randoman590 2 роки тому +8

      @@firewalk7 I'm just giggling about how that translates literally as "Black Rider" and to my mind that sounds like the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 Рік тому +1

      awesome recovery :)

    • @BiglerSakura
      @BiglerSakura 8 місяців тому

      @@Randoman590 That would be Schwarzritter.

  • @AussieInDistortedworld
    @AussieInDistortedworld Рік тому +22

    0:58 answer will be as 6:12pm
    As The distance between Stuttgart to mannheim is 134 and the to mannheim to Frankfurt is 84 and to Frankfurt to Berlin is 551 = 134+84+551=769km now that's the distance speed is equal to 144km now the time = distance/Speed per hour =
    769km/144km per hour = 5.34 approx. So time in which train departed from stuttgart was 12:38pm =5.34+12.38 hrs in 24hrs system= 17.72 hrs -12 hrs = 5.72 hrs
    =5.72-5.60= 0.12 time that is surplus to 5.60pm = 6pm this time + plus excess time we had Time equals to 6.00 + 0.12
    =6.12 pm with 74 passengers

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Рік тому

      😁

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld Рік тому +4

      @@winterlinde5395 finally some reaction for the efforts i had put

    • @winterlinde5395
      @winterlinde5395 Рік тому +1

      @@AussieInDistortedworld ☺️really looks like a lot of work!

    • @AussieInDistortedworld
      @AussieInDistortedworld Рік тому +1

      @@winterlinde5395 thanks a lot man!!

    • @MichaelRothwell1
      @MichaelRothwell1 3 місяці тому

      Good try. But 5.34 hrs=5hrs & 0.34×60mins=5hrs 20mins (to nearest minute) and 12:38 + 5:20=17:58, or 5:58pm.

  • @annastell3105
    @annastell3105 3 роки тому +521

    One thing I really like about these sketches is even though I can't see Arms' face, I can still picture the facial expressions he's making by the way he delivers the lines and by how Hog and Foil react. I think it's amazing 😄 excellent sketch lads!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +8

      Absolutely. I willing to bet on Mollie's life my imagination is getting those expressions spot on 😂

    • @archivist17
      @archivist17 3 роки тому +3

      This must have taken many many takes...

    • @gabrielaalegria5273
      @gabrielaalegria5273 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂👏 Same here.

    • @jand4012
      @jand4012 3 роки тому +5

      So true! Especially when he does the capital letter joke!

    • @kiradotee
      @kiradotee 3 роки тому +2

      You can actually see his facial expressions in this one.

  • @entertainmentandfun797
    @entertainmentandfun797 3 роки тому +922

    Man this pair is basically already a citizen of every major country.

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +11

      Yup. They should try some other "less developed" countries.

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 роки тому +103

      @@jelita_ They already did the US

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@9nikola LOL, I know. There are more countries in the world and I'm not from US.

    • @deborahbeattie9103
      @deborahbeattie9103 3 роки тому +6

      @@9nikola 🤣😂

    • @Nurichiri
      @Nurichiri 3 роки тому +28

      @@jelita_ I believe that was a crack at the US being less developed.

  • @tomislavm3983
    @tomislavm3983 2 роки тому +29

    "One about chicken that is traying to cross a road, but there was several obstacles on his way." 😂😂😂 BRILLIANT!!!😂😂😂

  • @eddielash
    @eddielash 3 роки тому +291

    This is great. You guys are at your best when you're wringing the life out of national stereotypes. The "Risk" sketch is one of the funniest things ever put on film, it elevates you to the very highest bracket.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +20

      I love how they can do so many different kinds of funnies.
      Sorry for not writing a comment as articulate as yours 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +33

      Ah cheers Matt, thanks so much

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK 3 роки тому +19

      Yes, I love the Risk sketch! It was the sketch that started the FAH binge watching and which I've shared with many friends who also found it hilarious 😁

    • @allotherlightsgoout
      @allotherlightsgoout 3 роки тому +11

      Risk was one of my first FAH skits I watched and remains my favorite!!

    • @claireskrine4837
      @claireskrine4837 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, it seems like the Risk sketch was the entry drug for quite a few of us.

  • @anniesoernym
    @anniesoernym 3 роки тому +700

    Arms, your German accent is simply * chef's kiss * !!
    I laughed so hard with this one. Thanks very much, guys!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +29

      Lists of amazing sounds
      #1 - Arms' singing voice
      #2 - Harry Styles singing voice
      #3 - Arms' German accent
      #4...(I can't be bothered, those are the only ones I care about 😂)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +50

      Thanks Annie!

    • @orbaxis8859
      @orbaxis8859 3 роки тому +3

      Ze best clip i have seen. U guys are amazing! Tqvm

  • @legatus9081
    @legatus9081 2 роки тому +13

    the no limit to vw emissions is the best bit

  • @claire.thefirst
    @claire.thefirst 3 роки тому +115

    Never been to Germany, but the only time I’ve ever used my one year of German was in Italy reading a sign on the beach. I was so proud.

  • @checkgetakt
    @checkgetakt 3 роки тому +140

    I am german and the capital joke just broke me. I just love a good "Wortspiel" :D

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +3

      They're such brilliant comedy writers 😂

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 3 роки тому +11

      I was honestly sad no one else likes our Flachwitze apparently 🥺

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому

      Yeah and they support the Palestinians which is a relief

    • @yasmina6987
      @yasmina6987 3 роки тому +4

      I'm from the Netherlands and I absolutely love your Flachwitze 😍😄 They're just great intelligent jokes ,😊😊

    • @MsWill813
      @MsWill813 3 роки тому

      I loved "on time"

  • @schulrose619
    @schulrose619 2 роки тому +14

    5 minutes before the time you are supposed to meet is the german punctuality. (5 Minuten vor der Zeit ist die deutsche Pünktlichkeit).

    • @tomgoff7887
      @tomgoff7887 5 місяців тому +1

      That is also "Army time" on the UK.

  • @GreenJimll
    @GreenJimll 3 роки тому +367

    I lived next door to a German girl in University halls of residence as a Fresher undergraduate. I only found out she was German about a month and half into term when we were talking about plans for where people were going for Christmas. She spoke better English than I do.

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz Рік тому +1

      Yeah and the sky is red... why do people lie about things like this? Either they had been in the country most of their life and arent really german at all or you are bending the truth to have a story to tell to get attention for yourself, either way it would make you a bad person and you should stop.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Рік тому +6

      @@thomgizziz lmaooo

    • @plantgang886
      @plantgang886 Рік тому +13

      @@thomgizziz Is someone here looking down at the English speaking capabilities of the Germans? If you think Germans actually speak English like in this video, you're absolutely wrong. Only the boomers talk like that. Everyone here learns English to a point where we know the English language better than our own.

    • @NickyHendriks
      @NickyHendriks Рік тому +2

      @@plantgang886 same in the Netherlands. At one point in time I was speaking English 80% because I was working in a hotel with mostly international business customers, my accent slowly moved towards something that was sort of Irish in a way (according to colleagues) and some of the returning customers couldn't believe I was Dutch (while working in Belgium).

    • @NickyHendriks
      @NickyHendriks Рік тому +2

      @@thomgizziz Because it isn't always made up. About ten years ago when I spoke more English than Dutch I was actually better in English than my native language. Sadly faded away because I don't speak the language that often anymore but even my school grades prove the fact that my English was better than my Dutch back then.

  • @thekupus1
    @thekupus1 3 роки тому +2316

    Just remember, it does not matter how kind you are, German kids are always Kinder!

    • @vertexrikers
      @vertexrikers 3 роки тому +38

      *Kinder
      SCNR

    • @thekupus1
      @thekupus1 3 роки тому +13

      @@vertexrikers Dankeschön!

    • @CyberlightFG
      @CyberlightFG 3 роки тому +36

      We also got kinder chocolate.

    • @thekupus1
      @thekupus1 3 роки тому +66

      @@CyberlightFG Ahhh so that's where all those missing kids are

    • @covidmakesmoney866
      @covidmakesmoney866 3 роки тому +6

      I know a kids named hitler

  • @lsd8497
    @lsd8497 2 роки тому +16

    "Gerhardt, I told you it will " 😅

  • @bernadinesavarin
    @bernadinesavarin 3 роки тому +334

    FINALLY, Arms really gets to use his German throughout the whole sketch! You must have really enjoyed doing this one! 🤣 Great sketch as always! 👍

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +122

      Loved it, they were teasing me, saying maybe they should get another actor in

    • @bernadinesavarin
      @bernadinesavarin 3 роки тому +13

      @@foilarmsandhog Nah, it would be a real travesty if they did! 😆

    • @linam764
      @linam764 3 роки тому +13

      @@foilarmsandhog They're just jealous of your brilliance, Arms!

    • @paigeturner4425
      @paigeturner4425 3 роки тому +7

      @@foilarmsandhog du sprichst besser Deutsch als die meisten Deutschen in ländlichen Gebieten 😅

    • @dania7716
      @dania7716 3 роки тому +7

      @@foilarmsandhog foil, hog stop bullying arms! 😂

  • @retoscholly5538
    @retoscholly5538 3 роки тому +281

    "What is Germany's most durable Machine?" "Angela Merkel." You guys owe me a new set of pants! Great comedy!

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 2 роки тому +1

      And a few days after that she broke down.

    • @germanyball982
      @germanyball982 2 роки тому

      @@steffenbendel6031 ?

    • @fragezeichenwenn
      @fragezeichenwenn Рік тому

      @@germanyball982 I believe he is referring to the retirement of Angela Merkel as chancellor.

    • @germanyball982
      @germanyball982 Рік тому

      @@fragezeichenwenn oh ok

  • @NapaValleyVegan
    @NapaValleyVegan Рік тому +20

    I wish my Immigration appointment in Berlin had included some jokes, even bad ones. My immigration officer was so serious! 😂

  • @LukeVilent
    @LukeVilent 3 роки тому +708

    In the actual German naturalization test, they have a question: "Germany is a 'Rechts-staat' (legal state). What does it mean?" One of the 4 possible answers is "Der Staat hat recht", which, if you don't know German well, you'd translate as "The state has laws", but actually means: "The state is always right".
    P.S. Nein, that is not the correct answer.

    • @vomm
      @vomm 3 роки тому +46

      Not really. "The state is always right" would be more likely "Der Staat hat recht", with lowercase "recht". Also, you miss "immer". Without it would mean "The state is right".

    • @LukeVilent
      @LukeVilent 3 роки тому +54

      @@vomm True, but since the state isn't going anywhere, and it is not explicitly specified, in which particular affair the state is right, it is natural to assume that the state is always right in whatever question :)

    • @solokom
      @solokom 3 роки тому +91

      @@LukeVilent That's a very German discussion you guys are having. LOL

    • @SwapnilJha
      @SwapnilJha 3 роки тому +5

      Was ist die correct answer?

    • @LukeVilent
      @LukeVilent 3 роки тому +43

      @@SwapnilJha "All residents and the state itself are to obey the laws."
      They also have changed the three wrong ones by the way. Those now are
      "The state should not obey the laws"
      "Only Germans have to obey the laws"
      "The laws are produced by the courts"

  • @sebastianbrown2270
    @sebastianbrown2270 3 роки тому +151

    Never stop making these videos. They are a highlight of my week.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +41

      No plans to stop!

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +2

      I agree. Thursday is not bad with a new video.

  • @xTobsecretx
    @xTobsecretx 2 роки тому +4

    I love this whole series - little digs here and there which are funny, and also so many charming little details that make you first feel appreciated, and then chuckle. My favorite was the part about “What does a German mean when they say they’re tired and they wanna go home” - felt wholesome and then I chuckled bc we are so direct.

  • @NeverLoveNiila
    @NeverLoveNiila 3 роки тому +141

    I'm a German teacher for immigrants in Germany. That last joke will now be passed on to all my students :D but seriously, you'll just run through all the accents you can make with these sketches, right?

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +25

      Maybe 🤪

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. Рік тому +1

      Go see Craig Ferguson doing German accent ,bet you'll love it .

  • @cobden28whittehnam7
    @cobden28whittehnam7 10 місяців тому +10

    I’m English, and twenty years ago I used to work with a German- born lady of about my Mum’s age. My colleague was very serious in her attitude towards work and appeared to have no sense of humour at all - but after knowing and working with her for a while I came to realise she had a very dry sense of humour (albeit well hidden) .

  • @andipopp1984
    @andipopp1984 3 роки тому +756

    As a German, I approve of this video. The best joke was that German trains are on time 😄
    As a Bavarian I also approve of calling Lederhosen traditional German 😁
    I'm really looking forward to your German tour dates. Don't keep me waiting too long.

    • @mpip6370
      @mpip6370 3 роки тому +55

      They're on time when you come back to Britain and realise that definitions of late are just madly different 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +101

      Early December for the German dates

    • @bastelkiste2242
      @bastelkiste2242 3 роки тому +11

      @@foilarmsandhog no way, you mean this year? Can't believe it, that would be awesome.

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 3 роки тому +2

      As a German living in Paris I wonder if you'll ever come to Paris. 🙈

    • @olgatarasevich3113
      @olgatarasevich3113 3 роки тому +4

      @@foilarmsandhog no way, haha! I live in Germany , but going to the UK and Ireland in early December, really hoped to see you there :/ better luck next time then , I’m sure your tour is going to be epic!

  • @Sebastian-kv4qq
    @Sebastian-kv4qq 3 роки тому +67

    "Wat is se national symbol of Shermany? - The towel on the deck chair."
    You guys almost made me choke on my Sauerkraut. XD

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому

      The real answer is "the logo of the IDF"

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 3 роки тому +4

      Could you explain this one to me? It's the only one I didn't get.

    • @Sebastian-kv4qq
      @Sebastian-kv4qq 3 роки тому +2

      @@faolan2174 ua-cam.com/video/6KByLyHg1ec/v-deo.html
      😁

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sebastian-kv4qq thanks!

    • @tatjanaflugel396
      @tatjanaflugel396 16 днів тому

      Danke, ich habe die Antwort nie verstanden.😊

  • @stupiddog79
    @stupiddog79 2 роки тому +156

    As a German, I am genuinely scared how well you hit the German accent o.O

  • @Voice_of_p
    @Voice_of_p 3 роки тому +978

    You did your resarch very good. German Humor is like Bread in the soviet union: not everybody gets it.

    • @NuNaKri
      @NuNaKri 2 роки тому +15

      😅😳😅😳😐

    • @evaberriman9929
      @evaberriman9929 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sophiapacione
      @sophiapacione 2 роки тому +26

      I really shouldn't be laughing at this as hard as I am...

    • @ChristianF15cher
      @ChristianF15cher 2 роки тому +24

      I seriously own a T-shirt with Stalin’s face on it that says “Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it”.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 роки тому +7

      @@ChristianF15cher Share it with the people, comrade

  • @giantsparkplug3462
    @giantsparkplug3462 3 роки тому +72

    I'm always apprehensive about taking a drink during one of their sketches.

  • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
    @MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 роки тому +14

    As a German I find this illairous. One thing, though: The only one who thinks David Hasselhoff is famous in Germany is David Hasselhoff. And about the train question: The Bahn defines "on time" as "it's less than half an hour late". When they introduced their smartphone app they even had an advertisement campain showing that now because of the app you can sleep in when your commuter train is late again.

    • @tlockerk
      @tlockerk 5 місяців тому

      The US airplanes do that kind of lie with "on time departures". It is measured from the time they pull back from the gate. You can spend 20, 50, 120 minutes waiting or being driven around...still considered an On Time Departure. Bleah!

  • @TheRisingQueen
    @TheRisingQueen 3 роки тому +125

    The joke about Angela Merkel was hilarious 😆

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed! Made me crack up 😂

    • @felixfruhauf4940
      @felixfruhauf4940 3 роки тому +7

      And you just snuck this one in in time, since she will leave office in a couple of weeks 😊

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 роки тому +1

      @@felixfruhauf4940 when? If I were her I would be wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and have a mojito welded into my hand, to remind everyone I'm actually retired now!

  • @nonyabisness6306
    @nonyabisness6306 3 роки тому +2043

    "If a german says they're tired and wish to go home, what do they mean?" "That they're tired and wish to go home."
    This had me rolling around laughing pretty hard. We are very literal people, something I only really understood when I was in Northern Ireland for 3 Months. No one would say what they meant.

    • @Inotsosunny
      @Inotsosunny 3 роки тому +22

      Yet, if germans are asked if they speak English they'd reply - "A little". Go figure...

    • @raisingfalcon
      @raisingfalcon 3 роки тому +49

      @@Inotsosunny literal and humble!

    • @Inotsosunny
      @Inotsosunny 3 роки тому +2

      @@raisingfalcon well, I had somehow different experiences

    • @ChestnutTreeCafe
      @ChestnutTreeCafe 3 роки тому +18

      Sometimes it's a good idea to run your thoughts through a filter before they come out of your mouth.

    • @nonyabisness6306
      @nonyabisness6306 3 роки тому +68

      @@ChestnutTreeCafe No.

  • @user-jk2zm7uq5s
    @user-jk2zm7uq5s 7 місяців тому +4

    You really nailed the bureaucratic German window shades ( they are even the shade of a fresh ash-grey...)

  • @fariesz6786
    @fariesz6786 3 роки тому +736

    as german, i can confirm everything but the trains.
    it doesn't even matter that they are still really good compared to other countries - we germans will never stop complaining about them being late.

    • @jamie9063
      @jamie9063 3 роки тому +34

      us easterners always laugh when we see western europeans complaining. like, my polish friend lived in germany and she was booking a doctor appointment. the lady on the phone was constantly apologising her for the fact that she'd have to wait a month to see the doctor. you can imagine that her polish self was like "huh, like it's long?". here it would be considered a blessing lmaooo

    • @jamie9063
      @jamie9063 3 роки тому +19

      so i guess you never had to experience sitting in a train that was an hour late at the very start of the route lmaoo

    • @charadron
      @charadron 3 роки тому +14

      Late and expensive... damn DB

    • @grapefruitbierchen2141
      @grapefruitbierchen2141 2 роки тому +6

      @@jamie9063 Yeah, this usually doesn´t happen in Germany because if the train is 1 hour delayed at the start station, then its cancelled :D

    • @TheTrueAnarchel
      @TheTrueAnarchel 2 роки тому +31

      So according to statista Germany is the second last place in Europe when it comes to train punctuality. And that is with fudging their own statistics, because they define what being late is more generous than everybody else. At the same time, I didn't check for numbers here, but I think it's safe to assume that they're at least among the top 2, if not the most expensive train company. Going to the doctor might work better than in Poland, but our trains are definitely an utter failure.

  • @jayer.
    @jayer. 3 роки тому +347

    Truly refreshing to see a video that makes fun about Germany and doesn't mention WW2 directly once. Good job guys! Welcome to Germany!

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому +2

      Hopefully they'll talk about the Palestinians, because there is a good intertwined history of solidarity between the Irish and Palestinians, and I think the Germans could learn a lot from it.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 роки тому +55

      @@sadhbh4652 stop trying to shoehorn this in here. Are you expecting done sort of award for "caring"? All you are doing is trivializing the issue

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 3 роки тому +2

      @UCMN5WRmln5k3s1oKo-ao36Q fuck off! Stop spamming the comments.

    • @narendrapanse7844
      @narendrapanse7844 2 роки тому

      No once cares about WW2 except the Brits and Americans. It was the last time they won something.

    • @ChRW123
      @ChRW123 2 роки тому +4

      That's because they aren't as direct as Germans.

  • @FictionWriter95
    @FictionWriter95 3 роки тому +583

    "When a German says 'I'm tired and want to go home', what do they mean?"
    "They're tired, and they want to go home."
    *I miss Germany*

    • @abhy301
      @abhy301 3 роки тому +7

      sorry, but what does that joke actually mean?

    • @FictionWriter95
      @FictionWriter95 3 роки тому +76

      @@abhy301 I just like that the Germans are straightforward, they say what they mean

    • @ObywatelMurawjow
      @ObywatelMurawjow 3 роки тому +12

      @@FictionWriter95 that's part is clear, but I still can't understand what else people could mean by saying that simple sentence

    • @FictionWriter95
      @FictionWriter95 3 роки тому +17

      @@ObywatelMurawjow for some people, it means that they actually *don't* want to go home (I assume the context is a night on the town or something), but they don't want to openly say so. It's weird, I don't get it either.

    • @JavierGomez-lv5mq
      @JavierGomez-lv5mq 3 роки тому +42

      For some people, for example in Latin Ametica, it CAN mean they dont like you or they are bored.

  • @littlered9009
    @littlered9009 3 роки тому +82

    Love love love! My brother had to prove he could speak German when applying for German citizenship - with something official like a certificate, despite his being able to discuss all the citizenship stuff fluently in person, and having lived there for years - it just seemed to fit our stereotype of them so well!

    • @untruelie2640
      @untruelie2640 3 роки тому +51

      As we say in Germany... "If it hasn't happened in writing, it hasn't happened at all." ;)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +18

      Really? thats interesting, I never thought they would give a german test

    • @littlered9009
      @littlered9009 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, it was a case of sitting a written test or proving it with a degree certificate for example

    • @jolaajtak7861
      @jolaajtak7861 3 роки тому +14

      But that is everywhere where you want to apply for citizenship though. It is an objective test and not dependent on one person's opinion.

    • @friedrichmirle7375
      @friedrichmirle7375 3 роки тому +9

      Sure, but that's just normal, isn't it? Requirement for attained citizenship is a certain level of language skills (even if you were born in Germany, to non - citizen parents). Which gets measured by a standardized test.
      Which quite a lot of people fail (even among those born here). And not because it is overly difficult. But because they are not used to utilizing German in everyday life. You can apply for citizenship only after like 8 years of living here. It's not unreasonable to expect a workable amount of German to be mastered during this time.
      For those that migrate here for work and get by using English there are prep courses that can bring you up to speed quickly if you put in the work.
      I don't think Italy or France for example have much different requirements.

  • @kathrinbauer5358
    @kathrinbauer5358 3 роки тому +115

    I was just going to write how impressed about your knowledge of German culture I was until your said that the train would arrive on time. The right answer would have been "Late".

  • @kikujirofromkyoto
    @kikujirofromkyoto 2 роки тому +18

    I've seen your immigration tests over and over again and my favourite is definitely this one. I can't stop laughing at the immigration officer. Also, I'm not German but Arms accent sounds accurate. Well done guys. 😄

  • @TAT4guitar
    @TAT4guitar 3 роки тому +66

    As an expat living in Germany (and loving the country

  • @suecole6473
    @suecole6473 3 роки тому +20

    Aww. I loved the call-back to your host family. So sweet. Always aware of others and never forget anything - that's our Arms. Great sketch, as always. Any chance of hearing you sing?

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +12

      They were so kind to me! Hoping to make a de-tour to visit them at some point

  • @SloMo2723
    @SloMo2723 3 роки тому +7

    LOL, I'm a American who lived in Germany for 5 years. You guys were spot on! Love the people from Germany! Cheers

  • @TheSneezingAnouki
    @TheSneezingAnouki 3 роки тому +173

    I'm German, and this is accurate af -- except for the train being on time. That never happens, ever

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +5

      Uh oh 🤭
      FAH made a mistaaAAaake 😂

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 3 роки тому +4

      WHAT - you men you have got the British in to run your trains...???

    • @aniinnrchoque1861
      @aniinnrchoque1861 3 роки тому +8

      Trains are mostly punctual
      In fact sometimes they might even be early.
      What sucks is that everything is too tightly fit and one train screwing up will have dramatic ripple effects on other trains getting track clearance.

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому +2

      Free Palestine

    • @M69392
      @M69392 3 роки тому +2

      Confused with Switzerland

  • @aysenur6761
    @aysenur6761 3 роки тому +260

    Ah the trains of Germany... Refreshed my memories of when I visited there and used the trains for the first time, I didn't see any control places or turnstile. So I thought that was one of those Germany's free public services.
    Then I was asked if I have my ticket in the middle of the voyage. So I guess when the gentlemen saw my clueless face, he got the issue and said "Miss, the trains, contrary to the lots of tourists' misconseptions, are not free."
    Just one of the memories that still make me blush with shame🤧

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 3 роки тому +7

      huh? what other free public services do we have in Germany that would be the equivalent to free train travel?

    • @aysenur6761
      @aysenur6761 3 роки тому +20

      @@carola-lifeinparis higher education and healthcare?
      Tho we have free education and healthcare in my country too but you know there's a stereotype of Germany that their free public services are very inclusive so I thought why not for the trains too huh😅

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 3 роки тому +8

      @@aysenur6761 Ah, I see. I hope the fee you had to pay was not too extreme. :)

    • @ashvinvaidyanathan7239
      @ashvinvaidyanathan7239 3 роки тому +16

      @@carola-lifeinparis the db workers are usually very kind towards tourists

    • @JohnFallot
      @JohnFallot 2 роки тому +3

      Ja, die Züge in Deutschland kostet über Null Euro! 🚄💨

  • @h9695
    @h9695 11 місяців тому +1

    A German is mad about the train arrived 10 seconds late.

  • @moritzsnow1999
    @moritzsnow1999 3 роки тому +104

    As a german who payed 50€ for a cab yesterday because his train never came I laughed hard at the train joke...

    • @barbi3680
      @barbi3680 3 роки тому +6

      😃You were luckier than me. I paid 120 Euros in Paris...it cost me more than the flight!

    • @MonLikaa
      @MonLikaa Рік тому +1

      I paid 100€ for a taxi because of the trains 😭

  • @annabengtsson968
    @annabengtsson968 3 роки тому +69

    The amount of work you guys are doing, traveling to every country to try getting past their immigration is really worth an applaud. Thank you for these realityseries. I really like them.

    • @thejpc
      @thejpc 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

  • @mikedamat
    @mikedamat 2 роки тому

    "Name four important dates in German history"
    "November 9th"
    "Correct"

  • @AlienValkyrie
    @AlienValkyrie 3 роки тому +327

    "When a German says they have a little bit of English, what do they mean?"
    "That they speak English better than you"
    As a German surrounded by plenty of people who are mediocre or worse at English, I beg to differ 😅

    • @friedrichmirle7375
      @friedrichmirle7375 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah, but those aren't the ones you are most likely to connect with outside of Germany.

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому +7

      Free the Palestinians

    • @tyrrhus5248
      @tyrrhus5248 3 роки тому +19

      From experience those say they have a great English, so it still stands true

    • @OrontesRM
      @OrontesRM 3 роки тому +9

      @@tyrrhus5248 Yes! Usually people who say they have no problem with English, are a disaster. And you only realise it when it's too late and you're traveling with them and having facepalm after facepalm.

    • @retrobreit9656
      @retrobreit9656 3 роки тому +1

      @@OrontesRM True! And here is why: ua-cam.com/video/pOLmD_WVY-E/v-deo.html

  • @Xarx42
    @Xarx42 3 роки тому +83

    "At what time does it arrive in Berlin? - In time." Oh I really wish it would be like that... :D

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +2

      Feel free to make that joke a fantasy instead 😂

    • @mbr5742
      @mbr5742 3 роки тому +5

      In 2017 I was waiting for my ICE (high speed train) in Berlin Central. Saw a smoke clound in the distance, started cussing (I love taking pictures of steam engines). Then saw the local fire department make an apperance
      Attention passengers of the ICE to "my designations". Due to minor technical difficulties the train will not run.
      The ICE came in smoking like a BR 01.10 steam engine . If that is a "minor" one - the major one is half the train missing
      ua-cam.com/video/6FMhBQ5zODA/v-deo.html

    • @HelloOnepiece
      @HelloOnepiece 3 роки тому +1

      @@mbr5742 germans trains are really stubborn when it comes to admitting their failure. Like the trainenginenis not working for a good half an hour, many people would like to get off and switch trains, but they would not let us get down, because "it will work". They made us get off an hour later

  • @SandwichGlitch
    @SandwichGlitch Рік тому +1

    We don't say "I'm tired and wish to go home"
    We say "So" while standing up

    • @Calciyum88
      @Calciyum88 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂 Stimmt!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Calciyum88
      @Calciyum88 5 місяців тому

      I laughed harder at this than at the actual video!😂🤣

  • @deviles
    @deviles 3 роки тому +6

    Oh that Volkswagen Co² Emissions gag is soooo good

  • @joze838
    @joze838 3 роки тому +16

    I loved the chicken-joke because this is actually how we make jokes. HUGE introductions.

  • @thomads3890
    @thomads3890 2 роки тому +1

    "at what time does the train arrive in Berlin" - "on time"
    CERTAINLY NOT.
    WHO DOES YOUR RESEARCH?!

  • @RadicalLiving
    @RadicalLiving 3 роки тому +902

    Hat's off! Let me know if you are keen to do a german-irish collaboration! Could be fun

    • @ewelinakosciow2817
      @ewelinakosciow2817 3 роки тому +20

      That i was thinking about whole video!

    • @tindo21
      @tindo21 3 роки тому +38

      Two of my favorite channels together would be awesome!

    • @malteiwa
      @malteiwa 3 роки тому +24

      teach them about our 'on time' trains xD
      my last train to berlin: 80 minutes late

    • @twentyroses
      @twentyroses 3 роки тому +6

      Yes!
      Please make this happen!

    • @KitsuneHB
      @KitsuneHB 3 роки тому +4

      YES! :)

  • @jianng7795
    @jianng7795 3 роки тому +18

    "VW carbon emissions" My lord that's brilliant

  • @hara2185
    @hara2185 2 роки тому +2

    It's even touching that the officer believes trains arrive on time.

  • @ckschumeister411
    @ckschumeister411 3 роки тому +85

    German trains on time? Best joke ever 🤣

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому

      Is it not true? It must be true!! 😱😂

    • @MsAdam09
      @MsAdam09 3 роки тому +5

      I think maybe Germany and Switzerland are getting mixed up? I always thought it was Swiss and Japanese trains that are always on time.

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 3 роки тому +313

    "I have one about a chicken zat is trying to cross unt road but there are several obstacles in the way!"
    Choked on my tea on that one, grand effort as always lads 😅👌

  • @muzaffaralisheikhji
    @muzaffaralisheikhji 2 роки тому +6

    That train joke was so on point. As an auslander (foreigner) you always wonder if the passenger next to you has paid or not. Also there was a time when the college students used to hang out at train platforms to collect the group travel tickets from arriving passengers. 😂

  • @Gemma.618
    @Gemma.618 3 роки тому +148

    Fahntastic Statistics:
    Before this sketch, FAH has done three of their famous immigration sketches (the Australian, Russian & Irish version) last year. All three have more views than average after the first week. Especially the Russian immigration sketch has been popular. With 318K views after the first week and 624K views after four weeks the amount of views nearly doubled! On average, a sketch had an increase of 33 percent of the first week views after the fourth week.

    • @jamesgodsonodoherty7345
      @jamesgodsonodoherty7345 3 роки тому +5

      Did you mean 318k views?

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +29

      Nice one!

    • @Aiko2-26-9
      @Aiko2-26-9 3 роки тому +24

      You forgot the American one. The "welcome to the USA" and handing the applicants a gun was golden.

    • @sonyashus
      @sonyashus 3 роки тому +5

      @@Aiko2-26-9 and the UK one

    • @Rood67
      @Rood67 3 роки тому +5

      Lay off them for forgetting several of the other immigration skits. Their mental faculties are diminished from the VW CO2 emissions.

  • @untruelie2640
    @untruelie2640 3 роки тому +195

    As a German (who always waits at red traffic lights, especially in the middle of the night with no car to be seen anywhere near), I can confirm that this sketch is 100% accurate.
    I will certainly come to one of your gigs in Germany. :D

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +3

      Awww have fun!

    • @Blip0000
      @Blip0000 3 роки тому +16

      Haha I feel called out on the rules and regulations. I'm as square as they come. 🤣

    • @hipsepipse
      @hipsepipse 3 роки тому +5

      Finally! I have found someone like me!

    • @GottesgrosszuegigeGnade
      @GottesgrosszuegigeGnade 3 роки тому +1

      Weeeell, did you ever travel by train?

    • @untruelie2640
      @untruelie2640 3 роки тому

      @@GottesgrosszuegigeGnade Regularly. ;) At least the commuter/city trains in my area arrive usually on time.

  • @henningbartels6245
    @henningbartels6245 2 роки тому +1

    the train arriving on time in Berlin was the best joke!

  • @ElliotMatteyOfDoom
    @ElliotMatteyOfDoom 3 роки тому +35

    Incredible, as always. Great to watch with friends.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +18

      You can watch with us here at 8am! there's a premiere on fb, and there's always people there

    • @dgsquare
      @dgsquare 3 роки тому

      @@foilarmsandhog you are actually there while it premiers?? I have to join this amazing thing!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 2 роки тому

      @@dgsquare He starts on UA-cam and then goes to Facebook later now, so not really haha
      Don't ask how I know this...

  • @robertarisz8464
    @robertarisz8464 3 роки тому +118

    German jokes are often like that - rather cerebral and are intellectually funny (but intellectually jokes only get a strained and awkward response at best).
    Captured perfectly in this clip & and hats off to them!

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 3 роки тому +28

      A pun about the "G" being the capital of Germany is cerebral and intellectual? 😆

    • @somzer
      @somzer 3 роки тому +33

      German humour. It's no laughing matter.

    • @gabriels5589
      @gabriels5589 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah very cerebral joke

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 3 роки тому +1

      @Saint Wendelin if you haven't already, check out the comedian Loriot's (RIP) works.

    • @IgorRockt
      @IgorRockt 3 роки тому +1

      @Saint Wendelin Loriot is one side of the German humour, Heinz Erhardt another: ua-cam.com/video/hC6DQIpIsDM/v-deo.html

  • @HoxtonLive
    @HoxtonLive 2 роки тому +9

    As an English speaking Iranian who lives in Germany i totally get that final joke, it has happened to me a few times. It's fact, not stereotype. I also find the dark depression specially in winter to hold true. Mid February when the days start getting longer is becoming a very important yearly event to me.

  • @emilypearl3510
    @emilypearl3510 3 роки тому +194

    The English thing really made me laugh. When I studied in Germany everyone was all "my English is terrible" but then spoke English better than many of my friends back gome

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 3 роки тому +12

      I hear that all the time but how is it possible to be a native speaker and then not speak English well? I just always assumed this is some kind of polite compliment that means nothing more than "I understand you when you speak English" (question from a confused German)

    • @emilypearl3510
      @emilypearl3510 3 роки тому +21

      @@carola-lifeinparis OK, so basically when you learned English, you learned it deliberately and largely academically. We of course learn English in schools but English is also the language we speak. And it's very easy to forget rules, not know what words means, ect. So, I legitimately knee Germans who if you put them up agaist some of my friends, spoke clearer(because friends had an accent), had a better vocabulary and also knew more rules of the language.

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 3 роки тому +6

      @@emilypearl3510 thank you :)

    • @kanucks9
      @kanucks9 3 роки тому +8

      @@carola-lifeinparis because people have differing opinions on whether dialects are valid.
      Also some people have small vocabularies.
      Also lots of people learn idioms incorrectly and just roll with it.

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 3 роки тому +3

      @@black_forest_ I have good grammar. Leave your boyfriend for me and you will never be annoyed by his bad grammar again... I'm not very punctual though (except when it comes to punctuation when writing of course), so that might annoy you.

  • @m.h.6470
    @m.h.6470 3 роки тому +142

    Just a heads up: Nobody in Germany calls a beer mug a "stein". That is just an English thing, which probably originates from soldiers stationed in bavaria, where beer is served in stone mugs, which are called "Steinkrug" in German ("stein" = stone, "krug" = mug).

    • @wandilismus8726
      @wandilismus8726 3 роки тому +46

      And no german except the southern wildlings wear Lederhosen

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 3 роки тому +34

      @@wandilismus8726 I would go further and say only southeastern wildlings wear them. Southwesterners are often lumped in with them, but they have their own quirks.

    • @nancyjanzen5676
      @nancyjanzen5676 3 роки тому +2

      Well my brother in law brought a matched pair of those home for us from Germany. The ones with the metal covers.

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 3 роки тому +20

      @@nancyjanzen5676 Yes, well... it is a tourist thing. Hardly any "native" would use or even own them.

    • @caked3953
      @caked3953 3 роки тому +7

      @@m.h.6470 Don't underestimate Austrians and north-Italians too

  • @2learn4ever
    @2learn4ever Рік тому +4

    Great gas!! The German accent was straight out of 'Allo Allo' TV series!

  • @milindbhatt5155
    @milindbhatt5155 3 роки тому +31

    Making funny videos about a country, without offending people is great!! Great video!

  • @WryAun
    @WryAun 3 роки тому +5

    I was just thinking it'd be interesting for them to get one wrong one day....
    And I continue to be impressed by the effort you go to to make sure closed captions are available on all your videos! Love the accessibility!

  • @espe_pineda
    @espe_pineda 2 роки тому +1

    "What is the most commonly believed superstition in Germany?"
    "The existence of Bielefeld."

  • @missfjemy4206
    @missfjemy4206 3 роки тому +53

    I really laughed at the "the train arrives in Berlin on time" joke. The Germans are always on time preconception isn't fitting the Deutsche Bahn very well.
    And I'm very excited that you want to come to Germany. Please come to Bonn or Cologne. I'll be there!

    • @Mut4ntG4m3r
      @Mut4ntG4m3r 3 роки тому +4

      They were here before the pandemic at least once. I watched them live in berlin, it was great. And they always enjoy "talking" german, so heres hope ;)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +4

      Good to know!

    • @kuhlesdaniel
      @kuhlesdaniel 3 роки тому +3

      Not if you or they take the train to get there. ;)

    • @jankisi
      @jankisi 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe more fitting for the punctuality thing would have been:
      "When you tell your German friends the party begins at seven, when do you expect them to show up?"
      "at seven o'clock"
      Or
      "What should you do the second you know that you won't be there by the time agreed upon?"
      "Text them "sorry, I'm already on my way"."
      Srly, when we meet for 1pm and I know I'll arrive at 1:02 pm, I'll text the person. I'd also expect the other person to do that if they were late

    • @willrichardson519
      @willrichardson519 3 роки тому

      @@jankisi wouldn't they be at least 5 minutes early, to make sure they're on time? In the UK there is now quite a spectrum of being fashionably late, 5 minutes, in my case, but I'm relatively old school, being late middle aged, *sigh*

  • @jesseblack5812
    @jesseblack5812 3 роки тому +6

    hog is dressed like an ASOS model in this sketch hahaha

  • @zatarraii7234
    @zatarraii7234 Рік тому +2

    Anyone else really wanted to hear the ending of the German chicken crossing the road with many obstacles in the way???

  • @KatzeMelli
    @KatzeMelli 3 роки тому +20

    having lived in Berlin for 10 years i confirm, the trains are "for free" indeed.

  • @Melhappens
    @Melhappens 3 роки тому +134

    I remember my friend used to bellow “ICH HABE EINE KANINCHEN” as a gaming battle cry. It sounded genuinely scary.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +14

      Oh Jaysus, that's... Kinda... Awesome hahaha

    • @li-23
      @li-23 3 роки тому +30

      Were they a Holy Grail fan?

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +15

      That's great

    • @sourcererseven3858
      @sourcererseven3858 3 роки тому +27

      ... UND ICH ZÖGERE NICHT, ES ZU BENUTZEN! 😂 I think I'm gonna steal that one.

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 3 роки тому +7

      Woh, I can understand that! It is really very, very scary!!!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Burvedys
    @Burvedys 3 роки тому

    - Do you know what time is it now?
    - Ja, of course I know.

  • @eugenielegrand8590
    @eugenielegrand8590 3 роки тому +35

    This was great !!! As an immigrant in Germany. Trains are not on time. Like I've stopped complaining about French trains. Because they are somtimes on time. German trains... not so much. Really happy that you're coming to Germany. I still kinda want to see you live in Ireland though. Ha, might end up seeing the show twice haha.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +7

      This is such a shocker

    • @carola-lifeinparis
      @carola-lifeinparis 3 роки тому +1

      I agree. Also - when the French train is late, you get a box with water, food and a colouring book and then you do one click and get some money back. In Germany they just let you hanging without any information as to why we are late and then you get to fill out 2 pages explaining which train you were taking and then send that in for you to get your money back.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 3 роки тому +40

    I swear, you could do one for every country in the world, and it would _never_ get old.
    Example:
    Getting Past Argentinian Immigration
    -"How do you like your meat cooked?"
    -"So well done that the outside's burnt to a crisp."
    -"Correct."
    [My authority: I'm from Argentina, and (most of) the people I know from there like their meat well done.]

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 роки тому +2

      I love them a lot haha!!

    • @HisameArtwork
      @HisameArtwork 3 роки тому +3

      you'll catch less diseases if it's over cooked XD

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +22

      We certainly plan on keeping going...

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@foilarmsandhog Great. You have a lot of series and they're all funny.

  • @chillahification
    @chillahification 2 роки тому +2

    Konstanz, such a lovely place for an exchange. You hit the jackpot man.

  • @nicolaskuhn1305
    @nicolaskuhn1305 3 роки тому +1333

    As a German who recently got introduced to this channel by his British girlfriend, I can't say how happy I am about this video! 😂
    But - we have to talk about the train stereotype again.

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому +11

      Free Palestine

    • @lizwilliams2097
      @lizwilliams2097 3 роки тому +39

      yeah definitnely. It's an outdated sterotype, more so then anything else in that video!

    • @ilyaorlovskiy
      @ilyaorlovskiy 3 роки тому +42

      @@sadhbh4652 from arabs?

    • @sadhbh4652
      @sadhbh4652 3 роки тому

      @@ilyaorlovskiy hey guys in Ireland, I'm just trying to get Germans to show you how racist they really are :)

    • @TerryTheNewsGirl
      @TerryTheNewsGirl 3 роки тому +10

      Guten Tag. Do you like Bernd Das Brot. I love him. I even have Bernd Das Brot teddy.

  • @OdisraFlyrunner
    @OdisraFlyrunner 3 роки тому +8

    There's no better way of being remembered that it's Thursday.

  • @crypterkametaron1982
    @crypterkametaron1982 11 місяців тому +1

    I like how an "umfahren" joke is indicated in the end.

  • @sygnomi8312
    @sygnomi8312 3 роки тому +18

    Wow. I literally just started learning German earlier this day and this came out. I also felt so proud when I noticed the "Ja".

    • @sisuguillam5109
      @sisuguillam5109 3 роки тому +6

      Congrats on your first day of german! Viel Spaß!