Santa is Captured by the Russians
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Santa is Captured by the Russians
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Will you provide subtitles?
“Why do you think I wear red, Comrade” that one got me lol 😂😂
The reds didn't win the election. ....... maybe Santa should wear 'Boris Blue' .......... Happy Brexmas 💥 🎅 🍷 🍺 👍
Foil arms and hog is Irish
@@goose4919 ....... I know. ...... I'm talking to the non Irish 👍
Santa doesn’t give a fuck about brexit.
@@goose4919 ......... Well Santa 'does' give a fuck about you 💥🎅👍
tbh, it feel so wholesome when Santa says "Why do you think I wear red, Comrade?" and the Russians just accepts it
its also pretty wholesome that santa, a communist, has wageslaves working for him in the north pole :)
@@timv9223 The Elves and reindeer are union. Where do you think they'd get a dental plan to keep those pearly whites with all those sweets around?
The reds aren't that smart
- Sgt. Woods (CoD BOCW!) -
Because one of the most capitalist companies Coca-Cola put him in a red suit to promote their soda. Before Coca-Cola Santa Claus was usually depicted wearing green
bruh the pure joy and relief
legit thought some scary shit was going to go down
- So, you are communist?
- Да.
That plot twist at 1:40 was awesome
На этом месте я упал со стула.
Well when you think about it, it kind of make sense. Santa delivers presents for free and operates from a secret base in the north that no one knows the existence off. It is operated by people that can’t leave and are not payed. And finally red is his signature colour. Santa is actually a Bolshevik operating a Gulag.
This is the best take on the "Santa is a Communist" meme I've ever seen!
I've got a full cucumber
@@daiMac_ no WE have a cucumber
So.... Double spy Santa Klausov?
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Santa's a Commie! Traitor to our country!
“They didn’t pay anything.” " *what* "
What did they expect on a communist sketch, ey?
I wasnt really entertained at first, but the "2 vodka, 1 cookies and milk" tied the whole thing together so well
As I see you had never drink vodka. Because you will never put vodka with cookies and milk in one sentence. Better: "russkaya vodka, chyorniy hleb, selyodka".
@@yuriynovokreshchenov did you watch the video?
Seriously? That was like the weakest part of the whole thing. Everything leading up to it had me laughing all the time
Thanks for spoiling it.
What’s with the two vodkas? Shouldn’t it be three, for all of them? And I don’t get a cookie and milk thing. Can someone explain!
"Tell us about you fighter jet!"
"The sleigh?"
lmao!
It does not appear on radar!
😂
Its a mig31 disguised as a sleigh
I think that was a F-117 joke
@@rzr2ffe325 SR71 nickname was among others Sled.
This is literally one of the top ten anime plot twists.
indeed
1.3k likes and only 2 replies?
Let me make it 3.👍
1.4k likes and only 3 replies?
Let me make it 4.👍
1.5k likes and only 4 replies?
Let me make it 5. 👍
1. 6k likes and only 5 reply?
Let me make it 6
I do love to re-watch this in December, it's a Christmas tradition.
Time to remind you
@John M still good
I agree
@mojo pull up
I literally searched this up on Christmas Eve
- I'm known by very many names...
- So you ARE a spy!
Brilliant :))))
As a native Russian speaker, I appreciated the accent and facial expressions of KGB officers! Spasibo!!!
Spasibo Babushka
What is Ho Ho Ho getting you for Christmas?
Где вы вообще такой акцент слышали?
@@egortasa240 В вашем вопросе звучит наезд и о-очень хочется ответить вам в рифму, но это неприлично. Я преподавала английский русским лет семь. Если у вас нет сильного акцента, это прекрасно, но это не значит, что у других русскоговорящих его нет.
@@geniusandabsent-minded1390 Я такой акцент только в американских фильмах слышал. В реальности люди говорят лучше
"you're setting a really bad example for little tatanya and Vasily"
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY CHILDREN'S NAMES"
Im dead lmao
KGB: So, you are communist?
Santa: *DA!!!!!!*
1:39 🤣🤣
Da
Да!
вас всех надо проверить!
Да!
The end twist is hands down probably the best in any of your sketches ever.
"Why do you think I wear red?"
I almost fell off my chair
If Santa is a communist, that must mean his workshop is a worker co-op. The elves own the means of production and Santa reached the executive position through election rather than ascending a corporate hierarchy or attaining the position through inheritance.
🤔 ........... DA
If Santa was a communist it would mean that Santa WAS the government, had full control of all means of production, barely pays anything to the elves, and shoots any elves that disagrees with the way Santa runs things.
@@dennismarquez7354Stalinistic command/planned economy isn’t the only form of communism you know.
Co-ops are within the bounds of communist economics.
@@cgallegos2106communism ALWAYS ends up as a Stalinistic regime. It is inevitable.
Because communism focuses on equality of outcome. it's goal is always the group outcome at the expense of individual freedoms. And the only for the government, (any government), to ensure that is pass more and laws that centralizes power on themselves, until eventually ONLY the gov has all the power.
@@dennismarquez7354 Is Nepal, Vietnam, Cuba, Laos, Zapatista Mexico, or Christiania Stalinist? Are co-op bakeries and restaurants Stalinist? Are Credit Unions or Worker Unions?
Communism, in particular one of the main tenants of Marxism, is “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs”
Stalinism, or Totalitarianism as a whole, revolves around the Party-State. Or, to put it in the words of the Socialist writer George Orwell, “all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”.
Communism, by its basest form, is about equity and equality. Redistribution of resources and Social Welfare so that “every man a king, no man a crown”. Similar to the Kingfish’s own plan in Louisiana (though he himself was a strong-man who despised “socialism”).
As a Russian, I do confirm that father Christmas is in fact a communist. Funny skit, comrades.
Yes he gives to the whole world he's on obviously communist
How do u rate their accents?
@@eileenboles8645 10/10
@@eileenboles8645 11 Hollywood out of 10 Bollywood
@@MultiNiktar makes sense to u at least!😉
He wears red...
He gives children gifts no matter their social class...
He has laborers in the icy north...
H o l d U p
What do you mean “hol’ up”?
This is still true communism!
Hea was a communist
Amazing ☭
he is stalin
And he only comes while it is cold..
1:25 the way Santa jumped at his question makes me wanna hug him.
That's why we have Дед Мороз instead, he is official KGB operative.
Неееет, мы должны хранить тайну, товарищ! Ты американский агент?
@@gaiusmaecenas1861 тогда кем Чебурашка если Дед Мороз работает агентом КГБ?!?
Rachel Atwood Он домахозяйка и живет с 2 детьми и собакой недалеко от Волгограде.
Azmat Kirmani I think she’s been CIA since the early nineties.
Nicky L You poor sod! I recently took my A-Levels in Russian, it’s a great language. С Рождеством to you too :)
Santa is actually just the immortal spirit of Karl Marx
Yet Marx was German while Santa was Byzantine Greek.
B E A R D
Nah, He's Peter Kropotkin. The father of Anarcho-Communism literally looks like Santa
@@trappedinsamsara bread santa
@@trappedinsamsara Christmas is definitely mutual aid
This gives a different meaning to :
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He is part of kgb
So you're going to gulag today
"How do you know my children's names?"
Aw, a protective dad :)
"you mean OUR children's names"
@@danielhopkins2277 That sounds creepy for some reason.
@@Elmithian Yes, but I think it fits with the communist vibe...
AND it's probably not that far away from reality in the former the USSR, east germany & Co. (Try to Brainwash them, try to use them against the parents, ...).
Is it normal for fathers to not be protective or something?
@@danielhopkins2277 yea nah, it's further from the Soviet, East German etc. reality than you can imagine
I was expecting a wholesome ending when theyasked "in return for what?" What we got was even better.
This is a wholesome ending
1:32 Best turn ever. Genius and bloody hilarious 🤣
--"By the way, comrade Santa, where are you from? "
--"Finland. Ho ho ho"
Pistol shot.
@Nguyen Hoang Duc St. Nicholas the real person is from the Greek city of Myra (today in Turkey). The modern fantasy version of him usually lives on the North Pole.
He lives on Greenland though , and he has the biggest mail box : assets.atlasobscura.com/media/W1siZiIsInVwbG9hZHMvcGxhY2VfaW1hZ2VzLzJmNWIyMjQ3NjZjN2JhNDU1ZV8zMzQ1MTY2MDY1Xzk2NjdiOTg2ZTNfby5qcGciXSxbInAiLCJ0aHVtYiIsIjEyMDB4PiJdLFsicCIsImNvbnZlcnQiLCItcXVhbGl0eSA4MSAtYXV0by1vcmllbnQiXV0/3345166065_9667b986e3_o.jpg
Lapland is in Sweden actually
I thought it was In the video
He lives in Nunavut, and I have the postal code of HOH OHO to prove it
So that's why some countries get presents on 24th of December and some get it on 25th of December
The Russians capture Santa annually
Broder Control, dont worry it's just a random check
7th January... You should know better comrade... :D
the other possible reason is timezones
@@SakuraWitch stfu
(jk)
@@veselinmihaljevic7379 So, is he or isn't he a spy?
As a Russian guy, I've just LMFAO! Excellent clip, wish you the best Christmas 2022 despite all the BS around.
Thank you mate for this link!!!
Happy New Year!
all the BS being the 10 year invasion of Ukraine
В новый год 2022 года кто то был очень плохим мальчиком
“They didn’t pay anything...”
“What?!” 🤣🤣🤣 always wait to the last second because there’s always something to giggle about
Surprised, that I need to go this deep to find this comment :D
Looks like we're bringing back the Cold War.
We shall title it "Cold War II: The search for more money"
that will come with the sequel Spaceballs 2 the search for more money. it is a theme even in the future.
McLabraid I appreciate the reference.
@@Madrigos thank you :P
When they realize the letter ''c'' in Communist is capitalized.
1:44 _"Why do you think I wear red, comrade?"_
Cause he's sponsored by Coca-Cola.
O, dear Lord! I had to do a double take when I heard the Russian (my native language). It's really impressive! The pronounciation was quite clear and pleasant to the ear (though there was a mistake in the beginning. 'Closer to Kazakh border' would be "Blizhe k granitse Kazakhstana". Otherwise it's perfect!
Well done boys! Keep up the good work!
Just for the record, a more natural phrasing would be "blizhe k granitse s Kazakhstanom"; better still, it could be "blizhe k kazakhskoy granitse"
@@r8rgtrs I know!))) But I've settled for an easier version.🤓
But why Volgograd? think it should be Stalingrad.
@@matthewliu6156 it got renamed after his death.
Закрыс! Я теперь буду носиться с этим словом
I honestly expected you to announce your Russian tour in the end of the sketch
As a Russian I'm quite disappointed
Now THAT would have been cool
I didn't get my hopes high, but that'd be cool indeed
Bah, you Russians always get the foreign tours and stuff. Here in Moldova we never get anything, having to go to Ukraine or Romania 😑
@@georgeoldsterd8994 Well, become an empire and get destroyed while leaving a clusterduck behind, and you'll get tours too.
@@Mr.Heller true, though it's not just that.
"One last thing Comrade Santa, why are you here December 24th? Christmas isn't until January 7th!"
Wonder how many times that short bit of Russian was practised at the beginning?
Great as always guys!
Fun fact: Coca cola is both the actual reason Santa's coat is red, and that he has type 2 diabetes
So, cola seduce people to embrace communism with huge doses of sugar? I knew it!
@@ImPedofinderGeneral
Hey, it worked on Zhukov.
No, St Nicholas is traditionnaly depicted in red because he was a bishop. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
@@seresimarta4436 Ah a person of history I see
@@seresimarta4436 Yeah, Coca Cola just spread the representation of Santa Claus as a fat man who lived to drink and eat sugary stuff.
Before that, kids used to give milk, carrots, salt etc for his donkey. And sometimes a glass of a alcoholic beverage so Santa Claus himself didn't freeze.
"Tell us about your fighter plane, the sleigh."
Lol 😂
If Santa is communist, why do the rich children get more presents?
Santa doesn't come to rich kids. The parents buy presents for them so they don't feel left out
@@emmkinn1808 why come up with something discriminatory
@@userhbiron1806 that's not discriminatory its levelling
@@SG-ro8kt lmao
@@SG-ro8kt bruh, no need to like ur own comment tho, ngl
The acting is so good it turns an average joke into a masterpiece
Ребята, вы открыли самого важного нашего агента! 👍🤣🤣🤣
Угомонись!
Агента, которого придумала Кока-Кола) Настоящий Дед Мороз носит синее) Иногда зелёное, но так он на ёлку похож)
@@TauJIaHg не только. Русского деда можно увидеть и в белой шубе. У нас свобода выбора.
@@МихаилКарнаух-с1в а в "хаки" бывает?
@@МихаилКарнаух-с1вХы. Смищьно)
Блин, красавчики
Четко сделали
Im from Russia and watch this channel after being in Ireland)
How good was their russian?
@@Gulliolm It was perfect, probably the best I have ever heard from a UA-cam skit from non Russians.
They showed typical Russians
@@bilbobegins6665 yea their accent is the most stereotypical accent
I meant they showed typical Russians
Not our accent
But they did very good accent too)
"you plan to kill these people" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 funniest part for me 🤣🤣🤣
Despite Santa’s sleigh did not appeared on radar, the Russian Army still been able to capture him.
.
*press F*
Not even stealth can stop the Red Airforce.
Putin never sleeps
This is one of the best sketches in a while. You guys just keep surprising me (and others). Keep up the good work and 1 million subscribers will appear on your profile in no time.
Thanks mate!
"So, you're a communist?" 😂 Brilliant!
1:46 i actualy waited to se ackward moment when santa pulled out his beard and turn out he is stalin in disquise
this sketch is one of the best this year!
I agree. Along with their when Irish people can't speak Irish sketch.
Year after year, this skit is the gift that keeps on giving.
When's the Doom Dah Christmas album being released?
Titled a doom dah x-mas
Doom dah, doom dah, doom dah, doom dah...
[Nutcracker begins...]
Santa likes red
Stalin likes red
Santa lives in somewhere cold
Stalin lives in somewhere cold
Santa has two lists
Stalin has many lists
Santa knows every child's quality
Stalin knows everyone's quality
Santa gives every child present for nothing
Stalin gives everyone present and punishment for nothing
so,Santa∈Stalin🌚
Do you know other Soviet rulers besides Stalin?
@@slavkin3903 yeah maybe Lenin too or Khrushchev
What else do you know?
Gorbachev, forgot the rest
400 mln people tortured by Stalin. Personally.
"I'm known by very many names"
"So you are a spy?"
Brilliant 😂
You guys did really good on speaking Russian.
Hope that's a sarcasm
@@kraizmerentertainment2121 Nope, it's a complement.
"Why do you think i wear red" IM DEAD
1:34 This is why Santa don't ask you to pay for presents
Foil and Arms in uniform was their Christmas present to us all
"Who is Little Baby Jessica?"
"Well I've never met her personally but I'm sure she is a very good girl.'
Мы Русские в России уже посмотрели это видео на канале под названием - Таблетка для памяти
И уже оценили на 5+ хороший юмор у вас ... спасибо товарищи браво 👏👏👏👏😂😂😂
"Soooo. You're a communist ?" XD The best part
this sketch is amazing!!
с новым годом from russia🇷🇺 ♥️
Bro is not santa. Bro is Comrade Santa Klausekov.
"Dear santa. STOP. i have been a good girl STOP......" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lmao im dead
This is the best sketch I've ever seen! The Red Army Choir's version of Jingle Bells in the background at the end is just perfection. You guys are amazing!
"Why do you think I am wearing red comrade?". It's funny because my grandma always wearing red too..
Wait
This is the best channel
Up the irish
Would love to see a "day in the life of Russian!Arms" special 🤩
I didn't know that I needed this in my life...
Yes, more Russian-speaking Arms please :)
Thanks guys!
You do not let go crazy and fall into despair.
May there be peace in the new year. 😭
Merry Christmas from Russia
“Da, comrade”
I died 😂😂
“you are communist?” “Да”
One of my favorites. Could be extended in many ways
That was probably the best punchline I've ever seen.
“I would like the sylvanian family cosy cottage. stop.”
That was my childhood omg 😂😂
That was brilliant. I just wasn't expecting the ending. Happy Christmas you three.
Brilliant sketch as always!
Merry Christmas! Hope you have a magical Christmas lads!
You too Grace
In Russia, we instead have "Dedushka Moroz" that translate as "Granfather Frost".
You guys should have a million over subscribers. Awesome work. Who would have thought such a brilliant idea about Santa?
Everybody is gangsta until santa remove his beard and you see a cool mustache
...until you go to Santa Con where you see Santa dropping a Cleveland steamer on the downtown Cleveland streets.
0:49 "Dear Santa, stop."
I'm from Russia
and I want to say that it was a lot of fun, but we are not interrogating Santa Claus, he is replaced by Father Frost (Ded Moroz) on the territory of the former USSR.
This text has been translated using google translator.
Imagine next video "Father Frost captured by Irish."
Was secretly hoping for his dad’s reaction to Alexi McDonagh’s casting as 4th camel ... but you are right - it was the tonic we needed this morning - presents, yay! ... and loved the Hunt for Red October-esque Russian to English segue.
The Christmas Doomdah made my day. Thanks guys. Happy Christmas to you and your families ♥️
So creative bro, this is hillarious
This boosts my mood fr
Great job. Great punchline at the end. There is only one mistake. Santa has a Russian call sign "Father Frost". Two words and he would have been transferred to another department with all due respect.
Thank you. Спасибо.)
"Cookies and milk" is of course code. For vodka.
Holy shit, I was watching the playlist on auto, so I didn’t see the title. I started laughing so loud when they showed Santa everyone downstairs asked what was so funny.
In America, we interrogate Santa
In Russia, Santa interrogates us
I'm glad the mystery of Santa's politicial affiliations is cleared up
No matter how long it passes I always come back here, it’s Christmas all year round
Never in a million years would I have expected that ending!
Wow I never really saw it before but watching Foil speak with a Russian accent made me realise how similar he looks to my Ukrainian colleague . #Random
Oh yes. When the pretty northmen came floating down the Dniepr that fateful Tuesday back in 748 A.D., all the Kievan ladies quickly lost interest in their current boyfriends....
@@emilyrobbins3238 🤣
"Tell us your fighter plane..."
A sleigh?
😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, guys! I'm your fan from Яussia. If you plan to do more skits with Яussian language, I am willing to help. I used to be a language tutor for a few years. It'll be free. I just want to be part of something great, like your show! 🙂
Happy Christmas to you 🎁🎄 Please come to Iceland, we love a good laugh here 😊
"Two Vodkas, one cookies and milk"
This always got me dead 💀💀💀
I always come back here for this.
Santa is surely a comrade as he does nothing whole year and take credits of someone else's gift. 😂
😂
And why am I not on the "Nice List" I see you added yourselves too it! 😂
This has the same energy as Captain America's "hail hydra" moment.
😂 Santa's voice is like Bane's 🤣
Love it!! 😁
Also, that must've been so much work learning these Russian sentences, making a list, getting costumes etc. Hats off to you! It's a brilliant sketch ☺️
Every year I watch this skit. Thank you.
I needed this this morning