If Humans Were Fish. Fred Klett

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @alwaystrust5488
    @alwaystrust5488 5 років тому +189

    My 3rd clip in, and this dude just got me to download the app😂👏👏👏

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse 5 років тому +2

      Always Trust bruh there’s an app??

    • @stefeeze
      @stefeeze 5 років тому

      Always Trust he is Hilarious

    • @ni3070
      @ni3070 5 років тому +1

      What app? But me also 3rd video and hooked

  • @KpopMom1980
    @KpopMom1980 5 років тому +103

    "shut up, you work at McDonald's, you don't know" lol

  • @j.a.8969
    @j.a.8969 6 років тому +219

    "...walk around it!". Crabe and Goyle didn't get the memo

  • @rickc1898
    @rickc1898 5 років тому +264

    Well that would mean that YOU WERE A FISH!!! lol this guy is great

  • @tinamarie9797
    @tinamarie9797 6 років тому +325

    You wanna know what he did to me, YES!…so funny!!!!😂

  • @penutbutterhelpme1357
    @penutbutterhelpme1357 6 років тому +87

    I LOVE this guy...Lmfaooo. The one about DISCIPLINE had me rollin. Took me RIGHT back to when me and my 4 siblings did the SAME stuff and my Dad came in our room. Omggg...hysterical. ❤❤😂😂😂

    • @miabenson1976
      @miabenson1976 6 років тому +1

      Did you watch the one other one, " Younger siblings just aren't right"? It's was hilarious too...he describes children's behavior perfectly.

    • @yvonnequinn8487
      @yvonnequinn8487 5 років тому +1

      Yeah the stuff my sister and i got up to, one time we got shampoo and poured it on the floor of our bedroom because we wanted to go skating.long story short my sister got a nose bleed and when we heard them coming down the hall we pulled all the clothes out of our wardrobe to cover it up. We were awful children 🤣

  • @bharatmatakijai9601
    @bharatmatakijai9601 Рік тому +4

    Omg, just couldn't stop laughing!!😂😂 the punch lines, the inflection, the pauses, the stress or force on certain words......just too good!! 😂😂Fan from India

  • @jeremyp2164
    @jeremyp2164 6 років тому +37

    refreshing to hear some good comedy.

  • @catmandont100
    @catmandont100 5 років тому +2

    Fred Klett is the BEST Comedian I've seen.....in the last 3 minutes, 51 seconds....Bar NONE.

  • @paulbrasier372
    @paulbrasier372 6 років тому +64

    Almost yanked me out of my space ship !

  • @elleofaname1058
    @elleofaname1058 5 років тому +9

    I love this man. I replay all his videos on here, and even though I know what Fred's going to 'shout', it still makes me LOL. Love ya Fred x

  • @BobFarnell
    @BobFarnell 4 роки тому +2

    Fred Klett is amazingly Funny and clean, Wonderful Comedian.

  • @geraldfellers5348
    @geraldfellers5348 5 років тому +19

    This guy is up their with my fav " Robin Williams". You are awesome on your delivery and story telling. GREAT STUFF

  • @jubi400
    @jubi400 3 роки тому +1

    I love that you can laugh along with folks. You are a great guy, and wonderfully funny!
    Thanks for being YOU!

  • @donnadanielsen9411
    @donnadanielsen9411 6 років тому +8

    He is one of my favorite comedians!!

  • @rustynails.8550
    @rustynails.8550 5 років тому +1

    Oh my goodness, too funny. I swear I'm cracking up, how original and well presented, laughter is the best way to enjoy a rainy day. Thanks so much.

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 3 роки тому +1

    Ilove this guy, watch him over and over.

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 5 років тому +2

    Trying to watch every available one by this guy. I LOVE his dry humor.

  • @anurse2794
    @anurse2794 6 років тому +152

    Hang pizza or a taco on a hook! You are going to definitely going to catch a dude. Especially at a frat party!

    • @VolfKami
      @VolfKami 6 років тому +6

      How would this taco be hung on the hook without being turned into a burrito.

    • @anurse2794
      @anurse2794 6 років тому +5

      And the teacher has become the student!

    • @tracewallace23
      @tracewallace23 6 років тому +3

      If it was COLD pizza, it would probably be a hungover human (they are a sickly shade of green)🤣🤣

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 6 років тому +4

      Hang a 100 bill and you catch a hooker.

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 5 років тому +1

      @@heru-deshet359 or broke people with unpaid bills

  • @lb8825
    @lb8825 6 років тому +23

    This guy is so funny!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 6 років тому +21

    This goes no where and that's what makes it hilarious😂😂😂😂 when I was studiying there were always two squirrels that used to fight (for their territory maybe) like one or the other had to die for Sparta or something (right under my dormroom window) wido. It was scary just to listen to them, not disneisy at all. So when he said they should say "Scusi", it made me loose it😄😄😄😄

  • @lindapuccio9029
    @lindapuccio9029 Рік тому

    You bring back so many memories!!! It’s hilarious now but not at that time ! U are definitely a Natural !! What a gift u have been given ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nexus2Eden
    @Nexus2Eden 5 років тому +10

    "I caught him on a Turkey Spinner." - Now..I have to see that.

  • @trading4waves
    @trading4waves 6 років тому +45

    this guy’s dewey (malcolm in the middle) all grown up

  • @chickenking4888
    @chickenking4888 6 років тому +2

    This is probably my favorite stand-up bit of all time!

  • @laurabenitez1936
    @laurabenitez1936 6 років тому +23

    HAHAHHAHAH I'm enjoying this man's videos way too much

  • @sisi11122
    @sisi11122 5 років тому

    Just found this guy recently, and almost done seeing all his videos. Never seen good clean comedians like him. Keep it up.

  • @angelabroman18
    @angelabroman18 4 роки тому +1

    I watch a lot of Dry Bar Comedy on youtube,it's by far waaay better than the foul, crude stuff out there,but this man had me push the 'subscribe'-such a great entertainer.

  • @Truth_Make_You_Free
    @Truth_Make_You_Free 5 місяців тому

    Wow this man is amazing..Thank you sir.

  • @lucysphotosfromar
    @lucysphotosfromar 5 років тому

    Glad I found your bits. Passing them on.

  • @TRWABS
    @TRWABS 6 років тому +20

    One of rhe funniest guys I ever seen

  • @kevinmcnutt5216
    @kevinmcnutt5216 6 років тому +2

    Love this guy

  • @scarletspyder5736
    @scarletspyder5736 5 років тому +3

    I have abs thanks to this guy. Laughing so hard

  • @rgarlinyc
    @rgarlinyc 5 років тому

    You are one funny you-know-what, Fred, lemme tellya.😂😂😂Thanks a gazillion for keeping me sane!

  • @timmholl9238
    @timmholl9238 3 роки тому

    At two and a half years later, only 230 fish disapproved this bit.

  • @Norman_Fleming
    @Norman_Fleming 2 роки тому

    This guy is awesome. So many lols.

  • @violetinthesun1756
    @violetinthesun1756 6 років тому +3

    Love it!

  • @boodro2122
    @boodro2122 6 років тому +1

    Brilliant....

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Рік тому

    Love Fred, so funny !

  • @Shadows_101
    @Shadows_101 5 років тому +3

    He almost pulled me out of the spaceship! hehehe golden end.

  • @eliudnjai
    @eliudnjai 6 років тому +35

    Yoooo what if Aliens are actually fishing us but we are too dump to notice it?

    • @butterflyqueen9260
      @butterflyqueen9260 6 років тому +13

      Dumb...

    • @hlengiwezungu8152
      @hlengiwezungu8152 5 років тому

      Lmao but they're

    • @marycook1644
      @marycook1644 5 років тому

      Eliud njai or spell !

    • @probinson8296
      @probinson8296 5 років тому

      @@marycook1644 ....yep, theres that. Maybe that want to catch semi-literates? I can think of a few managers who I could point them at, right now. And advertising execs....

  • @mattterk753
    @mattterk753 6 років тому +3

    Good stuff!

  • @FloSchaafsma
    @FloSchaafsma 4 місяці тому

    This guy's hilarious!!!can't stop laughing 😅

  • @victorias6234
    @victorias6234 4 роки тому

    "Well then that would mean that you were a FISH!!" 😂 I was feeling sad for the fish for a little bit as well lol I love watching comedy while eating but it is difficult to eat while watching comedy 😂

  • @dartist64
    @dartist64 5 років тому +1

    You are really funny! Really, really funny!!!

  • @danieljurca2113
    @danieljurca2113 Рік тому

    Love u April!😘

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 6 років тому +4

    Hilarious...nonstop laughing here... ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

  • @Ashley-pt7hh
    @Ashley-pt7hh 5 років тому +1

    He needs more videos

  • @jefffortman6764
    @jefffortman6764 4 роки тому

    This was amazing.

  • @ThanePL
    @ThanePL 5 років тому +2

    Stop yelling at me! I've already CLICKED IT xD

  • @angelinvocon
    @angelinvocon 3 роки тому

    There's always at least one fish that thinks it can nibble around the edges without getting the hook. Thanks for the advice....and the warning about that sidewalk hook.

  • @theantianthony
    @theantianthony 4 роки тому

    In arguments now I just randomly yell, "Well that would mean that you are a FISH."

  • @egkaitouni
    @egkaitouni 6 років тому +14

    Scusi!!!

  • @miloenglish4165
    @miloenglish4165 6 років тому +3

    Hilarious guy!!!

  • @frankcastle9287
    @frankcastle9287 6 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @vinaypawar5959
    @vinaypawar5959 6 років тому

    great comedy Sir stomach jaw hurting laughter for peoples

  • @HumanimalChannel
    @HumanimalChannel 5 років тому

    I like this guys comedy. And his Muppety voice.

  • @timearly5226
    @timearly5226 5 років тому

    Aliens fishing for humans from a spaceship. You just KNOW Fred reads 'The Far Side'.

  • @butterflyqueen9260
    @butterflyqueen9260 6 років тому +2

    He's good!

  • @rock.cultureofficial
    @rock.cultureofficial 4 роки тому

    He almost pulled me out of the space ship... That line got me bad

  • @SharpLady53
    @SharpLady53 4 роки тому

    Love the absurdity! 🤪

  • @Robard65
    @Robard65 4 роки тому +1

    “940 pound man is to bad.” “Yeah, he almost made it to a THOUSAND!” 😂😂
    Maybe it is thinking the wrong way, but it sure is funny.

  • @erinadams7556
    @erinadams7556 5 років тому

    Fred!! You're hilarious!!

  • @mawadda1492
    @mawadda1492 6 років тому +3

    I really like this guy's comedy

  • @anncarroll2204
    @anncarroll2204 4 роки тому

    He is the funniest guy ever come to Ireland please.

  • @swaneykids9878
    @swaneykids9878 6 років тому +5

    He is pretty funny. Looking forward to move material from him.

  • @robinalexander5772
    @robinalexander5772 5 років тому

    I like this.

  • @iangitau1853
    @iangitau1853 5 років тому +2

    GOLD! 😂

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 6 років тому +2

    The last I heard, PETA was calling fish "sea kitties."

  • @johnfarmer4612
    @johnfarmer4612 5 років тому

    Holy Mackerel! That was funny 😂😆

  • @orisisseibert3507
    @orisisseibert3507 6 років тому +108

    PETA; people eating tasty animals! 😱

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 6 років тому +1

      😂🤣😅

    • @tracewallace23
      @tracewallace23 6 років тому +11

      If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make SO many of them SO tasty?

    • @rooster68w
      @rooster68w 6 років тому +8

      There is room for all God's creatures. Right next to my mash potatoes.

    • @Islnda
      @Islnda 6 років тому

      Ouch

    • @xavierparadiso8297
      @xavierparadiso8297 6 років тому

      Watch a PETA video showing what goes on at factory farms and then try to make jokes about it.

  • @Im_Oblivion
    @Im_Oblivion 6 років тому +1

    *Escussie* I didn't see you in this tree

  • @gloriasangermano3687
    @gloriasangermano3687 4 роки тому

    As an italian it surprises me that ' scusi" ( excuse me) sounds so funny😄

  • @Red-Magic
    @Red-Magic 6 років тому +6

    Fishing is great

  • @shaundelhinds7699
    @shaundelhinds7699 5 років тому

    This guy is funny as hell

  • @Cynthia_Cantrell
    @Cynthia_Cantrell 4 роки тому

    Overpopulation would quickly be solved by aliens fishing with beer bottle lures.

  • @raykunstek1553
    @raykunstek1553 5 років тому +1

    If you want to catch a cop just put a donut on your hook.

  • @kayladavis4574
    @kayladavis4574 3 роки тому

    when he said food on a hook, i thought of that one episode of spongebob.....

  • @claudiucornea7415
    @claudiucornea7415 6 років тому

    I think some people deserve to be hooked

  • @avernion
    @avernion 6 років тому

    Laughed so much 😂

  • @DhaniNMarie
    @DhaniNMarie 6 років тому

    Lol he was talking about PETA and the ironic thing was that I got an ad for SeaWorld at the bottom of this video. Sheer irony bro

  • @RibbonVintageGirl
    @RibbonVintageGirl 6 років тому +3

    *"SCUZZI"* 😃

  • @dondgolfnut
    @dondgolfnut 4 роки тому +1

    Funny guy

  • @bluegirlgraphics
    @bluegirlgraphics 5 років тому

    ha ha... reminds me of a Tales from the Dark Side story where a man is fishing and then reaches for a sandwich which ends up having a hook and he's pulled under the water by fish :P

  • @cutzymccall6486
    @cutzymccall6486 5 років тому

    He's brilliant.

  • @jackjuggalo6005
    @jackjuggalo6005 3 роки тому

    Hooked up isnt this a spongebob episode 😂😂

  • @heartwisdomlove
    @heartwisdomlove 5 років тому

    Very Funny OMG !!!

  • @Freebuscus
    @Freebuscus 5 років тому

    What food would get YOU pulled into the spaceship?

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 6 років тому +8

    There are LOTS of kids out there that would fall for food on a hook.

  • @krrrruptidsoless
    @krrrruptidsoless 6 років тому +1

    Great restaurant idea food on a hook lowered from the ceiling
    The Waitresses dressed like a worm
    Every once in awhile a guy comes around with a pitcher and just throws it on people

  • @marunoyes3438
    @marunoyes3438 6 років тому

    So good got me going, funny he is yup

  • @alvideos2145
    @alvideos2145 6 років тому

    This is the 2nd comedian on here to talk about eves dropping on peoples conversation XD

  • @Lily-jm4wg
    @Lily-jm4wg 6 років тому +1

    I’m vegan, but I’m not gonna lie...I chuckled a little😂

  • @stealahb
    @stealahb 5 років тому +1

    you know, i wouldn't mind watching that as a Netflix series. aliens fishing for humans. we made a deal with the aliens that every september they can come and fish for humans. you never know who will be taken. ... yup, i'd watch that.

    • @marycook1644
      @marycook1644 5 років тому

      Tracy Hutchings Should they purchase licenses? This is the bait they could hook me with! 🍫🍰

  • @claudiacornejo2846
    @claudiacornejo2846 5 років тому

    Although, I think we should take care of nature more seriously, to think we should not eat other animals is kind of nuts. He's a great comedian!

  • @jsalterxpress.2480
    @jsalterxpress.2480 6 років тому +1

    People get caught like fish every day. It’s called free money scams and half price sales. Black Friday is the best human fishing day of the year.

  • @mariagradilla296
    @mariagradilla296 5 років тому

    The Pita lady watches too much spongeBob

  • @annahkurtin5345
    @annahkurtin5345 3 роки тому

    Where'd ya get that hibiscus shirt? I'm gonna have my daughter send one to my ex husband.
    He's a FISH.
    The US govt. says there are UFO. I wrote my congressman to see if there were any sportsaliens amongst the fleet.

  • @yaniquebeckford1699
    @yaniquebeckford1699 5 років тому

    Lol.😀 funny guy

  • @deladickson4686
    @deladickson4686 4 роки тому

    My new drug lol